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| |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|50 to 60 and on the rise! | | |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|50 to 60 and on the rise! |
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| |style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Leadership''' | | |style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Leadership (current)''' |
| |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|[[User:surfincow|surfincow]], [[User:Labatte|Labatte]], [[User:Creeping Crud|Creeping Crud]], [[User:El Coo Cooi|El Coo Cooi]] | | |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|[[User:surfincow|surfincow]], [[User:El Coo Cooi|El Coo Cooi]], Zombie McAllen |
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| | |style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Leadership (historic)''' |
| | |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|[[user:Creeping Crud|Creeping Crud]], [[user:Labatte|Labatte]], [[user:Alurakan|Alurakan]], [[user:Weaner|Weaner]], [[user:Orangutang|Orangutang]] |
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| |style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Goals''' | | |style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Goals''' |
| |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|Make more zombies, Smash stuff, Eat brains, Have fun, Chaos | | |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|Make more zombies, Smash stuff, Eat brains, Have fun, Chaos |
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| |style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Recruitment Policy''' | | |style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Recruitment Policy''' |
| |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|Open door policy for all Zombies | | |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|Open door policy for all Zombies |
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| |style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Contact''' | | |style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Contact''' |
| |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|undeadite@yahoo.com [http://s15.invisionfree.com/UnDeadite Forum] | | |style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|[http://s15.invisionfree.com/UnDeadite Undeadites Forum] |
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| The '''Undeadites''' are an active group of zombies hell-bent on creating carnage. The Undeadites have encountered much success, slaughtering over '''6800''' survivors in the time that they have been lurching throughout [[Malton]]. You may find it difficult to locate the Undeadites as they are constantly searching for fresh brains, but you will know when they are near when you hear the bone-rattling chant of '''Rnrarrrh!'''
| | Formed in January 2006, the '''Undeadites''' are one of the most feared and longest standing zombie groups in [[Malton]], and they have an inexhaustible lust for destruction and carnage. |
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| While they have decimated many survivor safe-houses, they still need more Zombies. Why not join and be able to watch the horde flourish through the blood and gore of harmanz? Plans are being drawn so that the Undeadites can create even more carnage than they have already. And as the horde grows, so does their lust for '''BRA!NZ'''.
| | The Undeadites have slaughtered over '''16,400''' survivors in the time that they've been lurching throughout the city, and this number is growing by the minute. At their peak, their monthly kill record was '''535''', and they're currently back on an upward trend. |
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| ==Why Join?==
| | They are a mobile horde, and as such they don't call any one suburb home. But you will always know when they are near by the piles of survivor corpses, the empty shells of ruined buildings, and the bone rattling war-cry of '''"RNRARRRH!!!"''' |
| The Undeadites are actively recruiting zombies NOW! We have an open door policy, anyone (who's dead or wants to be dead) can join. How do you join? Next time you are logged in, edit your profile and change your group to Undeadites. Why should you join? Because we are totally dedicated to the eradication of all survivors and to causing as much mayhem, chaos and destruction as possible. But in a fun, recreational way. We won't tell you to stand in empty buildings or patrol brainless suburbs, this is because we believe in a constant attacking rampage. Once you have joined, you're free to do whatever you want, but if you want to lead your own mob of Undeadites someday we will expect you to follow our directions sometimes. Where are we? We are on the Rampage and our position changes daily, contact us and we will try to pick you up.
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| How do you contact us? We have our own forum at http://s15.invisionfree.com/UnDeadite so feel free to drop by and introduce yourself. The horde is directed with targets and locations of fresh brains, all given out on the forum. So if you want to join, join the forum!
| | While our rampage is unstoppable, the Undeadites can always use more teeth and claws. Why not join and help the horde sow the seeds of destruction throughout Malton? |
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| If you want to contact us but dont want to join, please email us at undeadite@yahoo.co.uk
| | ==Why Join?== |
| | The Undeadites are actively recruiting zombies NOW! We have an open door policy, anyone (who's dead or wants to be dead) can join. |
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| Dead by dawn! '''BRA!NZ!!!'''
| | '''How do you join?''' Next time you're logged in, edit your profile and change your group to Undeadites. |
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| [[Image:Undeadites_Disaster.jpg|Survivors meet their fate at Undeadite claws.]] | | If you want to actually feel involved, you should then register on our [http://s15.invisionfree.com/UnDeadite forum] and post your profile in our roll call. This will let us know to give you access to our Hitlist, and add you to our contacts lists. Once you have joined, you're free to do whatever you want, but if you want to lead your own mob of Undeadites someday we will expect you to follow our Hitlist sometimes. |
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| ====Friends of the Undeadites====
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| *[[Pwotters]] - Always willing to lend a helping hand in our rampages.
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| *[[RRF]] - A surprise meeting and a rampage through a mall.
| | '''Why should you join?''' Because we are totally dedicated to the eradication of all survivors and to causing as much mayhem, chaos and destruction as possible. |
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| *[[b/|/b/]] - The Whatmore Building is quite a unifying force.
| | '''How do you contact us?''' We have our own [http://s15.invisionfree.com/UnDeadite forum] so feel free to drop by and introduce yourself. |
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| *[[Death's Embrace]] - Again, the power of the Whatmore Building's candies.
| | If you want to contact us but dont want to register at the forum, use the forum's shoutbox, or our [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Talk:Undeadites wiki talk page]. |
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| *[[Killer Zombie Tomatoes]] - Assisted us in devouring the Farmer Building's brain cake.
| | '''Undeadites War Cry:''' '''RNRARRRH!!!!!''' |
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| *[[LUE]] - Wonderful allies at some severe Massacres including those at Fort Creedy and Treweeke Mall.
| | [[Image:Undeadites_Disaster.jpg|Survivors meet their fate at Undeadite claws.]] |
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| *[[Cybele's Shamblers]] and [[Infected Swarm]] were instrumental in the Treweeke Mall destruction.
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| ====Enemies of the Undeadites====
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| *[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=353037 Certified=Insane]: a traitor and spy who should be killed on sight.
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| *[[Lockettside Valkyries]]: because hippie bra!nz need zambah lovin' too.
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| *[[THEM]]: for stopping our horde for an extended period of time, and then being douchebags about it.
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| ==The Rampage== | | ==The Rampage== |
| ====Achievements====
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| *The '''Steamroller of Death''', an annihilation technique never rivaled.
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| *Assisted in the fall of [[Bale Mall]] in [[Yagoton]]/[[East Boundwood]].
| | The Undeadites are currently engaged in '''The Undeadites Pickin' Fights-n-Makin' Friends March''', making pit stops around Malton to make friends (or enemies) of everyone who will have us. |
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| *Brought about the fall of [[Buckley Mall]] and destroyed [[Buttonville]] with the help of the [[RRF]].
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| *Devoured the [[Malton World Cup Committee]] and destroyed [[Clapton Stadium]], running away with the world cup.
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| *Aided in the annihilation of [[Yagoton]].
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| *Led the assault on [[Pegton]], resulting in its destruction.
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| * Ransacked [[Cornelius General Hospital (Spracklingbank)| Cornelius General Hospital]] in 2007 - twice- despite the best efforts of the [[Mad Craskers]]. When they were still a force to be reckoned with.
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| * Returned to Casker territory almost a year to the day to consume them once more in entirety. Our destructive wave would prove to be the beginning of the end for [[Heytown]] and the Caskers for a few months.
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| * Crashed the [[C4NT]] Valentine's Day wedding, consuming the bra!nz of the bride, groom, and best man.
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| *More than '''6800''' harmanz devoured!
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| *Roaming Malton and devouring brainz since '05.
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| ====Current Location====
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| We're currently located in [[Grigg Heights]] - smashin' down barricades and draggin' hapless survivors out of their safehouses to fulfill their true purpose. Feeding fellow zeds!
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| ==[[Undeadites/archive|Archive]]== | | ==[[Undeadites/archive|Archive]]== |
| ===2009 January===
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| The Steam Roller comes to it's inevitable halt as we Undeadites begin our preparations for the [[Mall Tour '09]]!!
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| '''January Kills: 31''' (so far)
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| '''January Ruins: 16''' (so far) | | '''February Kills: 91''' (so far...) |
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| ===2008 December===
| | '''February Ruins: 19''' (so far...) |
| The month that brought the return of the '''Steam Roller of Death™''' also brought our second highest kill total ever! After leaving Lockettside we decided that it was time to bring back an old Undeadite tradtion in the Steam Roller. The southwest corner of Malton proceeded to feel the force that is endless Undeadite rampage. No building resisted the assualt longer then 2 days, and no harman was spared. All was as it should be, and the Undeadites solidified their place as one of the most notorious hordes in all of Malton. Merry Christmas puny harmanz, harh harh harh! Rnrarrrh!!!
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| '''Total December Kills: 353'''
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| '''Total December Ruins: 71''' | | '''Total January Kills: 66''' |
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| ===2008 November===
| | '''Total January Ruins: 18''' |
| As the horde approached an end to their long march to the [[Lockettside Valkyries]], only the suburb of [[South Blythville]] stood in our way. We were overjoyed to get word from our old friends in The [[Ridleybank Resistance Front]] that an invitation to join them and some members of the [[Feral Undead]] in Marven Mall mayhem had been extended to us. What do you get when two super hordes join forces? Dead harmanz that's what! Our Banana Rammer strike force combined forces with RRF's Team America to do some major damge. Within days the mall was plowed to the ground.
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| With [[Marven Mall]] in ruins, the RRF decided to help us out with a stubborn little group of harmanz held up in [[St. George's Hospital]]. Previous attemts had proven futile as the harmanz seem to be ready and waiting at every moment we tried to enter. Even the mighty RRF saw early resistance. However once the ful force of the two hordes arrived it was only a matter of time before the harmanz would hear the cries of "Rnrarrrh!!!" as the sweet nectar of brainz was extracted from their not-so-clever barricade guarding asses. Lesson learned: If you do manage to hold of the Undeadites you better keep your mouth shut because we don't forget, and we have powerful friends!
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| As the month came to an end we decided the alliance with the RRF should not. As both hordes independently began to enter destroy Lockettside, the descion was made to once again convene, this time on [[Thompson Mall]]. Different mall, same results. The allying of RRF and the Undeadites lead to the utter annilation of Thompson Mall and the surrounding suburb, including our old friends, The Lockettside Valkyries. The attack forced the long time green danger level to be changed, marking the glorious report of NO GREEN SUBURBS! Rnrarrrh!!!
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| '''Total November Kills: 289'''
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| '''Total November Ruins: 68''' | | ====Friends of the Undeadites==== |
| | *[[Minions of the Apocalypse]] - An alliance to start the fall off right! |
| | *[[RRF]] - A surprise meeting and a rampage through a mall to the ultimate march of death during Mall Tour '09, The Front is one of the oldest and most trusted allies of our horde. The RRF and Undeadites are permanently linked in zombie terror. |
| | *All zombies and zombie hordes are friends to the Undeadites, unless they say otherwise! |
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| ===2008 October=== | | ====Historic Undeadite Allies==== |
| October has brought our most kills in a month since March! We started the month off entering Gibsonton to learn that the weak harmanz in this suburb were too apathetic to even put up a bad fight, much less a challenging one...pathetic. We cut a swath of destruction across the enitire length of the suburb in a matter of 2 or 3 days...again pathetic. The lack effort by the harmanz put us in a foul mood and looking for a fight!
| | *[[Pwotters]] - They were always willing to lend a helping hand in our rampages. |
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| Harassing and rebuilding in the wake of our destruction of [[Gibsonton]] got our attention focused on neighboring harman reinforcements and what turned out to be an old adversary. For their actions, the poor [[Mad Craskers]] felt the pure destructive power of an Undeadites rampage... we ruined their HQ at least 3 times! In fact, all of [[Heytown]] probably quakes in fear at the call of "Rnrarrrh!": We annihilated their hospitals, police departments, and NecroTech buildings on a level similar to the Craskers' buildings.
| | *[[b/|/b/]] - The Whatmore Building was quite a unifying force. |
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| '''Total October Kills: 332''' | | *[[Death's Embrace]] - Again, the power of the Whatmore Building's candies. |
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| '''Total October Ruins: 53''' | | *[[Killer Zombie Tomatoes]] - Assisted us in devouring the Farmer Building's brain cake. |
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| ===2008 September===
| | *[[LUE]] - Wonderful allies at some severe Massacres including those at Fort Creedy and Treweeke Mall. |
| [[Earletown]]. If this little burb was left a bloody mess after we were through venting our frustrations upon it, [[Rhodenbank]] never had a chance. It felt the full force of our first '''Make a Wish Tour'''. <br/> | |
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| The fall of [[Dulston]] meant that zambahz from the East were attacking just as we began our assault from the West. In a pincer move reminiscent of actual combat tactics - '''*gasp*''' - this NT rich environment meant that there would be nothing but total destruction left in our wake. This was foretold by the zambah prophet.... <br/>
| | *[[Cybele's Shamblers]] and [[Infected Swarm]] were instrumental in the Treweeke Mall destruction. |
| So it shall be eaten, so it shall be done.
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| After moving on, [[Pashenton]] fell to our gaping maws faster then even we could have expected. Are the harmanz here even aware that we exist? One couldn't tell as they stared cow-eyed and confused at our presence....pathetic.
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| | *[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=353037 Certified=Insane]: a traitor and spy who should be killed on sight. |
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| [[Gibsonton]] is now ripe for the taking, so let's take it....'''Rnrarrrh!''' | | *[[Lockettside Valkyries]]: because hippie bra!nz need zambah lovin' too. We always lick our lips at the chance to gnaw on these new age Malton "pacifists." |
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| '''Total September Kills: 240'''
| | *[[Mad Craskers]]: The Undeadites have a long standing tradition of decimating this group. We've burned their strongholds to the ground more times than we can remember. |
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| '''Total September Ruins: 70'''
| | *[[THEM]]: for stopping our horde for an extended period of time, and then being douchebags about it. They've given us a run for our money, and we always look forward to a good fight. |
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| ===2008 August===
| | *[[St Luke's Cathedral]]: The blood stains on this church tell the bloody past of the massacres we committed here. |
| Ah, a new month.... <br/>
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| On the surface [[Chancelwood]] seemed like a nice sleepy little burb to rampage into. The deserted stadium and crumbling mansion were inviting targets for our hungry mouths. <br/>
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| We did however develop a problem with [[THEM]] - who have been hold up in the [[Haslock Building]] for many moons - and they defended their territory fiercely. <br/>
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| For three weeks they repelled our attacks on [[St Louis's Hospital]], and other local safehouses until we were eventually forced to move on. <br/>
| | ====Undeadite Of The Month Winners==== |
| | [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=839613 uuuuuuhhhhhhh], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=978696 grueinthedark], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=547576 Necropolis123], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1358776 Bob McDaniels], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1404074 Regina Rotten], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=509694 Eddy The Head], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1321887 Schuldiner], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1232728 Timbad], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1466983 Colonel Link], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1498372 onefiveoneone], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1498376 Benlianne], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1432748 Nekrofeelya], [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=980940 LIVING DEAD], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1488944 Numitor], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1461007 Neeed BRAIN], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1375731 Billy Bolger], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=690463 cartlidge], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1204725 Johnny Bass], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1068275 Mouseki], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1504536 kanipan], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1134933 Gorfang Red Plague], [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1499295 Uuggh], [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=759327 MarvelZombie], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1584391 Crowbait], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1613180 AmalBrain], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1496570 Charles Hawtrey], [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1719198 Nafees] |
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| Well played, but we shall return and make THEM beg for mercy!....'''Rnrarrrh!!!'''
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| | *The fastest rising player in Urban Dead history and potential greatest player of all time, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=839613 uuuuuuhhhhhhh], calls the '''Undeadites''' home. Don't believe us? [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Malton_XP_Leaderboard This] should clear things up. |
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| '''Total August Kills: 162''' | | *The '''Steamroller of Death''', an annihilation technique never rivaled. |
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| '''Total August Ruins: 99''' | | *Founded the annual Undeadite '''Make a Wish Tour'''. Every last patient in the hospitals of [[Rhodenbank]] and [[Earletown]] saw our one wish...bra!nz! |
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| ===2008 July===
| | *Crashed the [[C4NT]] Valentine's Day wedding, consuming the bra!nz of the '''bride''', '''groom''', and '''best man'''. |
| The half-hearted defense of [[Stickling Mall]] is over, and it's defenders have melted way - in our stomachs. Led by an attack from the [[LUE]], the mall now lies in ruins....'''Rnrarrrh!!!'''
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| | *Devoured the [[Malton World Cup Committee]] and destroyed [[Clapton Stadium]], running away with the '''world cup'''. |
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| '''Total July Kills: 214''' | | *Ransacked [[Cornelius General Hospital (Spracklingbank)| Cornelius General Hospital]] in 2007 - twice- despite the best efforts of the '''[[Mad Craskers]]'''. When they were still a force to be reckoned with. |
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| '''Total July Ruins: 114''' | | *'''Return to Crasker Territory''': Revisited almost a year to the day to consume them once more in entirety. Our destructive wave would prove to be the beginning of the end for [[Heytown]] and the Craskers for a few months. |
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| | *'''Massacre of The [[Mad Craskers]] 3''': Same tasty harmanz, new era of utter destruction while rolling with [[Mall Tour '09]]. The slaughter of the Craskers has now become an annual Undeadite tradition. |
| Ah, the smell of Summer bra!nz.... Nichols Mall fell under the rotting weight of hundreds of corpses as the dead swarmed over the hapless harmanz, leaving none alive. It was glorious...and delicious! <br/>
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| | *Brought about the fall of [[Buckley Mall]] and destroyed [[Buttonville]] with the help of the [[RRF]]. |
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| Now some of those who can speak say that [[Roachtown]] is aptly named. As a low rent slum, this suburb has many inhabitants that resemble its namesake. They clamber over its ruined walls and into its filthy apartments, and eat garbage they claim is food. As we begin to consume them one by one, they become the garbage.... <br/>
| | *Aided in the '''annihilation''' of [[Yagoton]]. |
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| '''Total June Kills: 213''' | | *Led the assault on [[Pegton]], resulting in its '''destruction'''. |
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| '''Total June Ruins: 80''' | | *More than '''16,400''' harmanz devoured! |
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| ===2008 May===
| | *Roaming Malton and devouring brainz '''since '05'''. |
| The beginning of May found the Undeadites shambling East with [[The Dead]]. This temporary alliance brought total death and ruin to all harman safehouses and strongpoints in the entire South-East of [[Malton]]. <br/>
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| This culminated with our attention being turned to [[Fort Perryn]], which fell into our not-so-tender embraces in short order. The few remaining survivors were seen fleeing to the North, and we were all hot on their heels.
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| [[Osmondville]] and [[Vinetown]] could do nothing to stop us. Blood ran in the streets as zambahz gorged on bra!nz. An attack on [[Fort Creedy]] seemed imminent. <br/>
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| But then, we heard a distant but familiar groan from the West. Leaving Fort Creedy and [[Giddings Mall]] to their fate, we struck off towards the call for aid from our brahzaz in the [[RRF]].
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| [[Stanbury Village]] is chock full of feisty bra!nz, and after the fall of [[the Went Building]] morale is high. <br/>
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| [[Nichols Mall]] must be crushed!... '''GAG AHN AHR ZGANGAH AZZ HARMANZ!!!'''
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| '''Total May Kills: 273''' | |
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| '''Total May Ruins: 54'''
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| ===2008 April===
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| This month heralded the end of the [[BB2]], but not the end of our hunger. <br/>
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| The north of [[Malton]] has been consumed and it was yummy....the sweet odor of death is spreading everywhere. Now, the sounds of battle draw us further south. We rampage through [[Galbraith Hills]], [[Tapton]], and [[Dartside]]. <br/>
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| Finally we enter [[Buttonville]]. [[Buckley Mall]] is part of a large harman infestation in the south of the city. The dwindling number of meatbag strongholds is concentrating their numbers, and a good battle was expected to be had here. <br/>
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| But we were too strong and too many.... Now the mall is an abattoir of glorious carnage after the combined forces of multiple hordes finish the last of the bra!ncake. '''BARHAH!!!'''
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| '''RIP'''{{BigBash}}'''We will miss you. *sniff*'''
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| '''Total April Kills: 267'''
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| '''Total April Ruins: 71'''
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| ===2008 March===
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| After [[Ackland Mall]] is destroyed, the harmanz flee south. Of course, where the bra!nz go we will always follow. <br/>
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| We give chase in a zig zag pattern, laying on them the "Orgy of Death and Ruin" smack-down throughout [[Lerwill Heights]], [[Shore Hills]], [[North Blythville]], and [[Brooksville]]. <br/>
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| Eventually the harmanz are left with nowhere else to run but into [[Marven Mall]] in [[South Blythville]]. This quickly becomes their tomb when the hordes hot on their heels meet up with [[The Dead]] and lay seige to them there. With blood running in the streets, much bra!n pie and square dancing was to be had in the mall's ruins. <br/>
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| You are running out of places to flee to harmanz!!!....Mwhahahaha!!!
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| '''Total March Kills: 365'''
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| '''Total March Ruins: 81'''
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| ===2008 February===
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| [[Brooke Hills]] was such a nice, quiet little backwater - until we arrived. Now it is awash with blood and gore and the surviving harmanz have been seen screaming in terror and running for their lives! Come back with our bra!nz meatbags! <br/>
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| We chase their sorry asses into [[St Luke's Cathedral]], where over a three night period the worshippers praying for their lives are ruthlessly slaughtered, their pews destroyed, and the altar defiled.... '''Rnrarrrh!!!'''
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| Located in the nearby [[Junkyard_51%2C22|junkyard]], the HQ of [[/zom/]] is quickly destroyed - and their [[User:AnonBorgTech001/XP_Orgy_Plan|XP Orgy Plan]] in the [[the Fifield Motel]] ruined.
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| We will not be used for target practice by trenchcoaters!....BARHAH!!!
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| We lurched around the NE of [[Shearbank]] for a couple of days ruining the [[Nurton Walk Fire Station]], [[the Hawksley Building]] and a few others. Then the few remaining bra!n cells that were somehow still working reminded us that a special event in St. Luke's was drawing near. [[C4NT]] was having a wedding on Valentine's Day....and the Undeadites object!
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| <pre>You say "HARMANZ!!! Z!Z MARR!AHG.!Z NAH MAHR!!!...ZAMBAHZ HANGRAH AHN AHR GANNAH GRAB ZAH BRA!NZ NAH!!!"
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| Bulldog C6 said "NoooooOOOoooo!!! Bryn my love! *cradles her lifeless form* I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!!
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| BY GOD I'LL KILL YOU ALL *kisses her cheek and lays her down slowly and stands up* OK. who wants some?!"
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| PsychoPhil said "NOG!! NOG!! NOG!! NOG!! NOG!! NOG!! NOG!!"
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| Bulldog C6 repaired the radio transmitter.
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| Bulldog C6 said "WHY?! Why am i cursed to lose my love on Valentine's Day?! *Kisses Bryn's corpse on
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| the forehead* WHY?! WHY!"
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| a child is here said "**Cries into his hanky** I'm never gonna join the Undeadites, 'cuz they don't
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| believe in Wuv!"
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| steug destroyed the radio transmitter.
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| steug said "You're all clear kids! Now let's blow this thing and go home! Barhah!"
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| A zombie ( Xom B ) ruined the building.</pre>
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| The wedding party was delicious....'''Rnrarrrh!!!'''
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| The end is nigh for [[Stickling Mall]]. The ruin was achieved by [[User:Creeping Crud|Creeping Crud]] and [[User:surfincow|surfincow]]. Rnrarrrh!
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| Fresh from our feast at Stickling, the Undeadites once again break away from the [[BB2]] and shamble off to the SW with an evil grin on our rotting faces. <br/>
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| We decend upon [[Richmond Hills]] and take the harmanz by surprise. Many safehouses are cracked open, and their juicy contents devoured.
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| After a few days, the sound of screams and gunfire draw us further SW into [[Havercroft]] - right into the middle of a [[MOB]] seige of [[Ackland Mall]]. After first ruining the surrounding support buildings, we hit the mall in force. <br/>
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| Following our initial breakin, the next night the Undeadites crack open the SW corner and form a beachhead - which we were able to keep open for more than an hour. This boded well, as the next assault by the MOB on the NW was able to overrun the now exhausted defenders, and in less than a day more than 200 zambahz were having a bra!ncake party in the food court....'''Barhah!!!'''
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| '''Total February Kills: 391'''
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| '''Total February Ruins: 92'''
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| ===2008 January===
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| The New Year started out as a blood bath when [[Fort Creedy]] fell in less than three days. All the trenchcoaters in [[Malton]] could not stop the [[BB2]] there, and they never will!
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| After ruining the [[Farmer Building]], we lurched North to attack the main defenses of [[Pitneybank]] at the [[Morrish Building]] and [[Giddings Mall]]. The harmanz were ready for us. <br/>
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| For more than two weeks we have tried to zmazh their safehouses and eat their brainz. But many venerable survivor groups have gathered in the area, and they are holding us at bay with their well organized defense.
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| During sway-time between our attacks on Morrish and Giddings, we decide to take a break from the [[BB2]], fire up the 'ole '''Steamroller of Death''', and lurch westward.<br/>
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| Our buzzsaw of teeth and claws rips across [[Peppardville]] and [[Pimbank]], until we enter [[Ridleybank]] to make a cranial withdrawal at [[the Blackmore Building]]. Their bra!nz were bland however....with a hint of wuss.
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| Strange sounds from the NW attract us to [[Ketchelbank]], where we discover that the zookeepers have been hoarding their bra!nz to themselves. After some not so gentle persuasion, we convince them to share. The '''Steamroller of Death''' crushes all....
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| '''Total January Kills: 189'''
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| '''Total January Ruins: 64 '''
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