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JRC are a group dedicated to maintaining that [[User:Jerden|Jerden]] Rules [[Crowbank]] and to spreading this incontrovertible truth. Survivors, Zombies, PKers and Do-gooders are all welcome to join this noble quest, and may be members for as long or as short as they like. As a group we believe that having fun in whatever way you want to is the best way to live in this crazy town, and we have decided that lunacy is incredibly enjoyable.


A group dedicated to maintaining that [[User:Jerden|Jerden]] Rules [[Crowbank]] and to spreading this incontrovertible truth. Survivor, Zombie, PKer, whatever, you can join! Jerden supports PKing in our proclamation of the Truth, but you don't have to, and as a group we believe that having fun in whatever way you want to is the best way to live in this crazy town. You can support JRC in whatever way you want to!
Our general activities include restoring Crowbank, killing enemies (they started it!), vandalising Crowbank with our graffiti, helping allies and JRC members and, if we have time, random acts of destruction and murder in surrounding suburbs, both because it's fun, and because it gets attention. We also die at the hands of vengeful killers and lurch outside as zombies with an alarming frequency, but that can't really be avoided. Still, it's fun to see how the other half lives.


Please put JRC if you join us, not Jerden Rules Crowbank. It's easier.
Please put JRC if you join us, not Jerden Rules Crowbank. It's easier.


JRC is open to all offers of friendship from like minded groups. Contact [[User:Jerden|Jerden]] on my discussion page and we'll see what we can do. Any groups against us tend not to ask politely, but you can give it a go. Any enemies that want peace, well contact Jerden and he'll discuss it with the rest of his group. These will be discussed as a group, it's just that posting on a users discussion page is more noticable.
JRC is open to all offers of friendship from like minded groups. Add to [[Talk:Jerden Rules Crowbank|our discussion page]] or [http://jerdenrulescrowbank.forumotion.com/ our forum]. We also welcome enemies with open arms and lots of bullets, but please oppose us politely. The exchange of banter with foes is appreciated and encouraged by JRC.
 
Our general activities include restoring Crowbank, killing enemies (they started it!), helping allies and JRC members and, if we have time, random acts of destruction and murder in surrounding suburbs, both because it's fun, and because it gets attention. Oops, forgot about the dying at the hands of vengefull killers and lurching outside as zombies. Still, that part of our activities only slows us down a bit, and we try to make that fun and productive as well.
 
== History ==
 
Some time ago, aimless and probably insane PKer Jerden (Profile here: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1919714 ) declared himself High Lord of Crowbank, for reasons unknown to all (including him). After a varied past, Jerden set up this group, Jerden Rules Crowbank, so that others may show support. It helps his ego.
Unfortunately, not everyone agrees, and there have been many Regicides of the High Lord, mildly inconveniencing Jerden until someone got round to reviving him, although he did get to do some fun breaking and entering, so it's not all bad. Jerden demands they apologize and stop doing it - it hurts, emotionally and physically! Mildly inconvenience them, that will show them! (Bullets and stab wounds are mild inconveniences in Malton.)
 
However, Jerden is not the mindless lunatic people may think he is. He has great pride in his suburb, and a strong sense of something warm and fuzzy exists withing his circle of friends, which means Leiter, Anja, Penguinpyro and pretty much anyone who hails, heals or revives him. Jerden has also mostly stopped his random killings now, as he has too many enemies already to go about making more.
 
== News ==
 
Recent Events: Crowbank is receieving a new barricade plan thanks to the efforts of JRC's friends and enemies. It's currently here: [[PGG Restoration Program]]. Feel free to coment on it, but Jerden would like to say that
 
Current Task: Engaging in a violent feud against an older group know as [[The Spanish Inquisition]]. A member of their group once said that "It'll be a bit like fighting a one-armed man, ripping his arm off, then beating him to death with it". Well, this dead man won't stay down, at least not for long! They have the lead, but not actually by much, so there's still plenty to play for in this pointlessly violent contest. They started it. Killing Jerden just for a harmless murder, they'll pay! And then they'll pay for Leiter, and Anja, and Foxlion, and Penguinpyro, and we'll pay for Mick McManix, and Nomart1, and Malodourous Monk, and Snaflesnort, and they'll pay for (ect)... '''Score: TSI:16 JRC:12''' --[[User:Jerden|Jerden]] 20:05, 10 January 2013 (UTC)
 
 
On Wednesday the 2nd of Janruary, Jerden made the following broadcast on 26.16 MHz:
 
"This is Jerden, on his New Years Broadcast. It's late."
"Still, better late than never! Happy New Year!"
"And in this new Year, why don't you join JRC?"
"Have some fun! Relax, Kill and be Killed! It's only a game!"
"http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Jerden_Rules_Crowbank"
"What have you got to loose? (other than your good name!)"
"Happy new Year, may Jerden always rule Crowbank."
--[[User:Jerden|Jerden]] 17:02, 2 January 2013 (UTC)




Jerden wishes you all a Merry Christmas, on behalf a his regime.
==About Us==
Some time ago, aimless and probably insane PKer [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1919714 Jerden] declared himself High Lord of Crowbank, for reasons unknown to all (including him). Jerden then set up this group, Jerden Rules Crowbank, so that others may show support. It helps his ego.
Unfortunately, not everyone agrees, and there have been many regicides of the High Lord, mildly inconveniencing Jerden until someone got round to reviving him. Jerden thanks the people who revive him and his associates, but requests that people stop killing him - it hurts, emotionally and physically! In retaliation, JRC have adopted a policy of mildly inconveniencing anyone that gets in our way!


The following Speech was broadcast at 26.16 MHz on Monday the 24th of December (GMT) from the Mydleham NecroTech Building:
However, Jerden is not the mindless lunatic people may think he is. He has great pride in his suburb, and a strong sense of something warm and fuzzy exists withing his circle of friends, which means group members and pretty much anyone else who helps, hails, heals or revives him.


"This is Jerden, High Lord of Crowbank."
The fact that a few people have joined JRC begs the question - who's crazier? Jerden, or the people who follow him?
"I wish a Merry christmas to all who hear all."
"Oops, verbal typo. Sorry. This is my first christmas speech."
"Anyway, I request that hostilities towards my group cease,"
"Or at the least, hostilities towards my enemies increase!"
"For more information, go to:"
"http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Jerden_Rules_Crowbank"
"I recommend that all hail JRC as their rightful masters."
"It's for your own good! You don't want us as your enemies!"
"We're violent and vengeful! But for now, Merry Christmas!"
"Celebrate the Birth of Jesus through extravagant festivities"
"I know I will! God bless us, every one. Even TSI. "
"*Jerden starts singing 'Silent Night' in a painful voice*"
"Sorry! I'll stop based on the winces I'm getting."
"Anyway, give feedback. I'll try to do this more often."
"May Leiter, Anja, and Penguinpyro be particually happy."
"And may all your Christmasses be both Merry and Christmassy"
"That's all for now. I better go back into hiding. Jerden Out"
--[[User:Jerden|Jerden]] 17:49, 24 December 2012 (UTC)


==News==
Not my finest [http://2static2.fjcdn.com/comments/Meh+_493e83a3e19cc7af251813ff7050e59b.png last words], regardless, UD Fark 12, JRC 15. - [[User:Sohisohi|Sir Knight Sohisohi]] ([[User talk:Sohisohi|talk]]) 04:54, 6 August 2015 (UTC)


Past: Jerden and Leiter participated in Order 66. The link explains it better than jerden can.


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It's nice to know that people can still find the time to shoot me during a zombie attack. UD Fark 12, JRC 14. --[[User:Jerden|Jerden]] ([[User talk:Jerden|talk]]) 19:33, 10 June 2015 (UTC)


Jerden took out [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=987551 GoingMad], RaiiaN, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=429155 Scumbag Steve] and three members of the [[Knights Templar]] (Jerden forgot to record them all, he blames his poor memory).


Leiter killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1786645 Spartan91] and Marco Ferreira
Jerden is now quite happily loitering around Crowbank, spraypainting graffiti propaganda and generally acting like a hooligan. --[[User:Jerden|Jerden]] ([[User talk:Jerden|talk]]) 18:44, 26 January 2015 (UTC)


Lines:


Jerden - "The Sith of November strike again! You've already lost, but loose again anyway! Order 66!"
So, the zombies hordes have driven me from the ghost town that is now Crowbank. Some would call me a coward. I prefer the term "Despot in Exile". I'll be rallying support in the east (meet me there) and/or generally fleeing until the situation improves, or until I get bored. --[[User:Jerden|Jerden]] ([[User talk:Jerden|talk]]) 22:20, 29 November 2014 (UTC)


Leiter - "Remember remember the failure of november" - *You painted the walls with a red substance coming from Spartan91's brains.*
Update: I'm back. --[[User:Jerden|Jerden]] ([[User talk:Jerden|talk]]) 18:54, 7 December 2014 (UTC)


Jerden - "I give in to my anger and embrace the Dark Side. Probably too often. ORDER 66!"


Yep, it was a violent event. Although we did get killed a lot.
UD Fark have crossed a line. One of their members called me a poo poo head. Though I am but one man, I shall endeavor to make them pay.


== Recruitment ==
Current Score: 7 - 4 to UD Fark --[[User:Jerden|Jerden]] 19:00, 18 September 2014 (UTC)


Anyone can join JRC, as long as you are willing to say that Jerden Rules Crowbank (Or the Zamgrh equivalent, Garban ranz Gargazzb!rdbang - literally Jerden runs Carcass-birdbank!) and follow a few simple rules (Written Below). Zombies are as welcome as the Living, as JRC seeks to appeal to both sides of Crowbank society. Jerden enjoys playing as both zombie and human, but JRC members can choose for themselves how they want to live/unlive.


If you join JRC you gain access to our Health Benefits (We won't shoot you) and Jerden promises to listen to your opinions. Whether or not he acts upon them is another matter, but he will at least listen and care. Finally, anything you do that doesn't break the rules on this page is technically legal in Crowbank, but very few people obey Jerden. Sorry, but we're currently trying to change that. You can help!
For Older news, see the [[Jerden Rules Crowbank/News Archive]].


== Rules (Members of the group must): ==
==Recruitment==
Anyone can join JRC, as long as you are willing to say that Jerden Rules Crowbank (Or the Zamgrh equivalent, Garban ranz Gargazzb!rdbang) and follow a few simple rules (Written Below). Zombies are as welcome as the Living, as JRC seeks to appeal to both sides of Crowbank society. Jerden enjoys playing as both zombie and human, but JRC members can choose for themselves how they want to live/unlive.


''"With moderate power comes moderate responsibility" - Elan, Order of the stick #558''
If you join JRC you gain access to our Health Benefits (We won't kill you) and Jerden promises to listen to your opinions. Whether or not he acts upon them is another matter, but he will at least listen and care. Finally, anything you do that doesn't break the rules on this page is technically legal in Crowbank, although not everyone realises that. Sorry, but we're currently trying to change that. Anyone crazy enough to help us out?


*Never attack members of JRC.  Seriously, don't. The punishment for breaking this rule is to be shot on sight at least once. (I know that shooting traitors actually breaks the first rule, but I'm writing these rules, not you.)  
So, while actual physical benefits of JRC membership are currently lacking, there are good reasons to join. Perhaps you feel like having a bit of fun at the expense of yourself and anyone that happens to be near you? Perhaps you want to be part of our fun little community? Perhaps you enjoy being the target of illiterate and nonsensical insults? Perhaps you're a bloodthirsty maniac with delusions of grandeur? JRC won't judge you, you'll fit in nicely!
==Rules (Members of the group must):==
*Never attack members of JRC.  Seriously, don't. The punishment for breaking this rule is to be shot on sight at least once. (I know that shooting traitors actually breaks the first rule, but I'm writing these rules, not you. Shut up!)  


*Always say something before PKing someone. It's only polite, and pre-death one liners are cool. Plus it helps them to understand why they must die. Ignorance of JRC is a disease to be cured! However, we will forgive you if you forget this rule. Even Jerden does from time to time, and he feels bad about it.
*Always say something before PKing someone. It's only polite, and pre-death one liners are cool. Plus it helps them to understand why they must die. Ignorance of JRC is a disease to be cured! However, we will forgive you if you forget this rule. Even Jerden does from time to time, and he feels bad about it.


*Try not to PK newbies, but instead attempt to indoctrinate them in the ways of our group. Seriously, don't PK any Level 1s, as it's a bit cruel. It's hard enough from them. You choose for yourself when you think they need the stick and not the carrot.
*Try not to PK newbies, but instead attempt to indoctrinate them in the ways of our group. Seriously, don't PK any Level 1s, as it's a bit cruel. It's hard enough from them. You choose for yourself when you think they should get what's coming to them.


*Don't say anything that you wouldn't want someone to say to you in Urban Dead (ie no text rape or anything too offensive). Basically, keep it clean and in-game. After all, might as well kill people politely!
*Don't say anything that you wouldn't want someone to say to you in Urban Dead (i.e. no text rape or anything too offensive). Basically, keep it clean and in-game. After all, we might as well kill people politely!


*Play fair. Don't use the tactics described as "unfair" by the [[Coalition for Fair Tactics]], meaning no zerging, alt-abuse or forum spying.
*Play fair. Don't use the tactics described as "unfair" by the [[Coalition for Fair Tactics]], meaning no zerging, alt-abuse or forum spying.


== Guidelines (Members of the group are encouraged to, when in the mood): ==
Yeah, that's about it. You can do whatever you want as long as you stick to these few simple rules. You could spread our message of righteous dominance, by speech, radio or graffiti, you could heal people and defend Crowbank, you could kill our enemies, you could kill random people with stupid names or boring profiles (preferably outside Crowbank, but I'm not going to judge you) - We do whatever we please. It's all good fun.
 
*Help, heal and revive fellow members of JRC, because teamwork is vital. And fun!
 
*Repair buildings in Crowbank and fight off zombies, to improve our positive image.
 
*Defeat enemies of Jerden Rules Crowbank, to murder that positive image. (Enemies is anyone you or another member have a reason to dislike!)
 
*Try to keep dark buildings (clubs and cinemas) in Crowbank Dark but unruined. They're good hiding places. Survivors shouldn't sleep outside, PKer's probably shouldn't sleep in well lit buildings. Basic common sense.
 
*Spray, shout, and radio propaganda everywhere. Especially in Crowbank. And I mean everywhere.
 
*Always try to have Fun!
 
== Suggestions (Members of the group can, if they feel like it): ==
 
''"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life" - Confucius''
 
*Think of cool titles for themselves, like Master of the Vague Titles of Crowbank. Unfortunately, High Lord of Crowbank is already taken. Sorry.
 
*Kill random people outside Crowbank to encourage them to go into Crowbank. We encourage immigration. ''Forcefully''.
 
*Attempt to create a wall of ruined buildings around Crowbank, in order to protect ourselves and encourage people to come into ot domain.
 
== Amateur Philosophy ==


==Amateur Philosophy==
''"I would not know what the spirit of a philosopher might wish more to be than a good dancer." Friedrich Nietzsche''
''"I would not know what the spirit of a philosopher might wish more to be than a good dancer." Friedrich Nietzsche''


Our Philosophy is simple (rather like Jerden's aims), and based around the fact that in Malton, Death is temporary and harmless, and so should provide the most fun possible for everyone. It doesn't matter what you do, how many players you kill or how many times you die, as long as you enjoy it. Whether you're informing people of the error of not inhabiting Crowbank, avenging JRC, reading the report of your death at the hands of a misguided fellow killer or simply smashing down barricades and eating Harman Bra!nz, a member of JRC will simply cackle with glee. If you kill them, they know you. If they kill you, they know you. If they know you, they know JRC. If they know JRC, the battle is half won. (The second half's harder, but who cares?)
We believe that death, in Malton, is temporary, entertaining and a good way to make a point, and so we revel in it. Some people disagree (or maybe agree) and shoot back, but then this group of targets, also known as "enemies", keep things interesting.


Therefore dying or being revivified is not a problem, as it simply offers new opportunities, and getting killed or revived is pretty easy. This also means that PKing should not be viewed as evil, but just as another way of playing the game. Alternatively, PKer Killing is also a valid occupation, for the PKers who want to fit in with everyone else. Alternative to the Alternative, PKerKer Killing is another valid option, and really just preemptive self defense. Let's face it, accepting PKing means accepting that lot too. As legitimate targets. Jerden refers to this as "The Game", and it really is fun. They kill you, they hide, you kill them, you hide, and so on. It makes playing Urban Dead more fun for everyone involved, and that is JRC's intention.
Also, we're Nihilistic Communist Monarchist Capitalist Fascist Anarchists, striving to install a Dictatocracy (A state of government in which a leader is held in power due the difficulty in getting him to shut up about it). We just wanted to make that perfectly clear, with absolutely no potential for any misunderstandings.


But, I hear you say (Or maybe I'm just hearing voices...), some people don't want to die! So what? They'll get used to it! Being a Zombie's great fun! And getting revenge is pretty easy and very enjoyable if you feel like it (We don't mind dying, we just enjoy taking revenge!).
==Registrar of Members==
Add your name, Title and profile link below to show that your membership. Oh, and obviously add JRC as your group on your profile. How else will we become the most popular group in Malton?


Also, we're Communist Monarchist Capitalist Anarchists, striving to install a Dictatocracy. Just so you know.
[[User:Jerden|Jerden]], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1919714 Self Proclaimed High Lord of Crowbank]: Normally found spraypainting propaganda and barricade notifications around Crowbank or killing bland, high level characters who really should know better than to stand around all non-descript. Those people need the excitement of a pointless death, and I'm happy to oblige!


== Register (These guys... these are your friends! Definite Green List!) ==
[[User:EOMK|EOMK]], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2041332 Vagabond-Turned-Ambassador]: Our current Diplomat outside Crowbank.


Add your name, Title and profile link below to show that your membership. Oh, and obviously add JRC as your group on your profile. How else will we become the most popular group in Malton?
[[User:TripleU/Crystal_Harrak|Crystal Harrak]], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2149176 Loyal Soldier]: Spreading truths about his Awesomeness the High Lord of Crowbank.


[[User:Jerden|Jerden]], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1919714 Self Proclaimed High Lord of Crowbank]
[[User:Sohisohi#Sohisohi|Sohisohi]], [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1022172 Sell Sword]: Establishing a Darvall Heights safe house.
 
[[User:Leiter|Leiter]], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2041094 The Other Left Hand of Jerden]


== Friends of Jerden Rules Crowbank (Green list) ==
==Friends and Supporters of Jerden Rules Crowbank==
Just to show that we aren't ''just'' a bunch of hated and/or feared lunatics, the following list of people are DOYR (Deserving of your respect), SNBH (Should Not Be Harmed), PAGITATYCSYDMAMAKT (Probably A Good Idea To Add To Your Contacts So You Don't Make A Mistake And Kill Them):


''“Am I not destroying my enemies when I make them my friends?” - Abraham Lincoln''
*Ex-member [[User:Leiter|Leiter]], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2041094 The Other Left Hand of Jerden]:
 
The original accolade, the second member of JRC. I admit, this group would be very little without him. Thankyou for everything, Leiter. We hope the duelling goes well.
DOYR (Deserving of your respect), SNBH (Should Not Be Harmed), PAGITATYCSYDMAMAKT (Probably A Good Idea To Add To Your Contacts So You Don't Make A Mistake And Kill Them):


*Ex-member {{User:foxlion/Sig}}. He fought as bravely as a lion and as cunningly as a Fox against those who deny our truth, that Jerden Rules Crowbank, and was very helpful. However, Foxlion didn't have the time to keep playing as a member of JRC, so he left, but he left happily and hopefully after having an enjoyable battle.
*Ex-member {{User:foxlion/Sig}}. He fought as bravely as a lion and as cunningly as a Fox against those who deny our truth, that Jerden Rules Crowbank, and was very helpful. However, Foxlion didn't have the time to keep playing as a member of JRC, so he left, but he left happily and hopefully after having an enjoyable battle.
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*Ex-member [[User:Anja Arnheim|Anja Arnheim]]. We're still on friendly terms, but she's too good for JRC and got fed up of the people she was trying to help assuming that her presence in a group that contained PKers made her a PKer. It's unfair, so she left.  
*Ex-member [[User:Anja Arnheim|Anja Arnheim]]. We're still on friendly terms, but she's too good for JRC and got fed up of the people she was trying to help assuming that her presence in a group that contained PKers made her a PKer. It's unfair, so she left.  


*All the Hyena Pack. There's a few talking Hyenas around Crowbank, well, Jerden thinks they talk. They could be figments of his imagination. Anyway, don't shoot them unless they attack you first. Stroke the adorable things instead, at every opportunity! Hyenas love to be stroked! Treats are also good.
*[[The Spanish Inquisition]] - Our friendship began with conflict. We exchanged pleasantries and gunfire as we tried to kill each other. Our banter and insults on the discussion page were incredibly entertaining. While TSI were both more numerous and more competent than JRC, we did pretty well and there was a final score of TSI:23 JRC:18. We kind of got bored and gave up at that point, and ended on friendly terms, so we no longer try to kill each other. It just goes to show that just because you want someone dead, it doesn't mean you can't have fun and laugh along with them. A lesson that many of our current enemies could learn.
 
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1998478 Saya no Uta], honoured the High Lord with "All hail the supreme overlord of Crowbank! Jerden! *smiles*". It's that easy!
 
*[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1523658 Armpit Odor], a fellow PKer of particular note as he said "Greetings, High Lord of Crowbank!" to Jerden. How friendly of him.
 
*Actions say more even more than words, but words are still helpful. With that in mind, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1074060 Jim Thirlwell] is added to this list for reviving Jerden and saying "Jerden, my friend. Wonderful to meet you! Here's a special something, for the true lord of Crowbank." It's nice when people show support.
 
== Enemies of Jerden Rules Crowbank (Red List, Kill When Convenient) ==
 
''Brothers. Sisters. The whole city rises against us..." - Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Assassins Creed: Revelations''


==Enemies of Jerden Rules Crowbank==
See [[Jerden Rules Crowbank/Enemies List|Jerden Rules Crowbank: Enemies List]]. It's a fascinating read!   
See [[Jerden Rules Crowbank/Enemies List|Jerden Rules Crowbank: Enemies List]]. It's a fascinating read!   


== Disclaimer ==
==Disclaimer==
 
Jerden Rules Crowbank is not technically a PKing group, merely one that has members that think that PKing is a fun, harmless and family-friendly way to spread their message. You don't have to PK to join the group, although remember that any enemies we may happen to make may not understand this subtle distinction. In fact, screw that, if they're our enemies they're probably not too considerate so they definitely won't understand. By majority consent, we're a bunch of vicious PKers.
Jerden Rules Crowbank is not technically a PKing group, merely one that has members that think that PKing is a fun, harmless and family-friendly way to spread their message. You don't have to PK to join the group, although remember that any enemies we may happen to make may not understand this subtle distinction. In fact, screw that, if they're our enemies they're probably not too considerate so they definitely won't understand. By majority consent, we're a bunch of vicious PKers.


== JERDEN RULES CROWBANK! ==
==JERDEN RULES CROWBANK!==
 
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Latest revision as of 04:54, 6 August 2015

Jerden Rules Crowbank
Jerden's Coat of Arms.png‎
Abbreviation: JRC
Group Numbers: Unknown, still recruiting!
Leadership: Jerden
Goals: The acceptance that Jerden Rules Crowbank
Recruitment Policy: Anyone can join
Contact: Contact in-game or use this group's discussion page
mast image Short-wave Radio Info
The Crowbank suburb has the following active radio stations.

Freq: 26.16: Radio Crowbank


JRC are a group dedicated to maintaining that Jerden Rules Crowbank and to spreading this incontrovertible truth. Survivors, Zombies, PKers and Do-gooders are all welcome to join this noble quest, and may be members for as long or as short as they like. As a group we believe that having fun in whatever way you want to is the best way to live in this crazy town, and we have decided that lunacy is incredibly enjoyable.

Our general activities include restoring Crowbank, killing enemies (they started it!), vandalising Crowbank with our graffiti, helping allies and JRC members and, if we have time, random acts of destruction and murder in surrounding suburbs, both because it's fun, and because it gets attention. We also die at the hands of vengeful killers and lurch outside as zombies with an alarming frequency, but that can't really be avoided. Still, it's fun to see how the other half lives.

Please put JRC if you join us, not Jerden Rules Crowbank. It's easier.

JRC is open to all offers of friendship from like minded groups. Add to our discussion page or our forum. We also welcome enemies with open arms and lots of bullets, but please oppose us politely. The exchange of banter with foes is appreciated and encouraged by JRC.


About Us

Some time ago, aimless and probably insane PKer Jerden declared himself High Lord of Crowbank, for reasons unknown to all (including him). Jerden then set up this group, Jerden Rules Crowbank, so that others may show support. It helps his ego. Unfortunately, not everyone agrees, and there have been many regicides of the High Lord, mildly inconveniencing Jerden until someone got round to reviving him. Jerden thanks the people who revive him and his associates, but requests that people stop killing him - it hurts, emotionally and physically! In retaliation, JRC have adopted a policy of mildly inconveniencing anyone that gets in our way!

However, Jerden is not the mindless lunatic people may think he is. He has great pride in his suburb, and a strong sense of something warm and fuzzy exists withing his circle of friends, which means group members and pretty much anyone else who helps, hails, heals or revives him.

The fact that a few people have joined JRC begs the question - who's crazier? Jerden, or the people who follow him?

News

Not my finest last words, regardless, UD Fark 12, JRC 15. - Sir Knight Sohisohi (talk) 04:54, 6 August 2015 (UTC)


It's nice to know that people can still find the time to shoot me during a zombie attack. UD Fark 12, JRC 14. --Jerden (talk) 19:33, 10 June 2015 (UTC)


Jerden is now quite happily loitering around Crowbank, spraypainting graffiti propaganda and generally acting like a hooligan. --Jerden (talk) 18:44, 26 January 2015 (UTC)


So, the zombies hordes have driven me from the ghost town that is now Crowbank. Some would call me a coward. I prefer the term "Despot in Exile". I'll be rallying support in the east (meet me there) and/or generally fleeing until the situation improves, or until I get bored. --Jerden (talk) 22:20, 29 November 2014 (UTC)

Update: I'm back. --Jerden (talk) 18:54, 7 December 2014 (UTC)


UD Fark have crossed a line. One of their members called me a poo poo head. Though I am but one man, I shall endeavor to make them pay.

Current Score: 7 - 4 to UD Fark --Jerden 19:00, 18 September 2014 (UTC)


For Older news, see the Jerden Rules Crowbank/News Archive.

Recruitment

Anyone can join JRC, as long as you are willing to say that Jerden Rules Crowbank (Or the Zamgrh equivalent, Garban ranz Gargazzb!rdbang) and follow a few simple rules (Written Below). Zombies are as welcome as the Living, as JRC seeks to appeal to both sides of Crowbank society. Jerden enjoys playing as both zombie and human, but JRC members can choose for themselves how they want to live/unlive.

If you join JRC you gain access to our Health Benefits (We won't kill you) and Jerden promises to listen to your opinions. Whether or not he acts upon them is another matter, but he will at least listen and care. Finally, anything you do that doesn't break the rules on this page is technically legal in Crowbank, although not everyone realises that. Sorry, but we're currently trying to change that. Anyone crazy enough to help us out?

So, while actual physical benefits of JRC membership are currently lacking, there are good reasons to join. Perhaps you feel like having a bit of fun at the expense of yourself and anyone that happens to be near you? Perhaps you want to be part of our fun little community? Perhaps you enjoy being the target of illiterate and nonsensical insults? Perhaps you're a bloodthirsty maniac with delusions of grandeur? JRC won't judge you, you'll fit in nicely!

Rules (Members of the group must):

  • Never attack members of JRC. Seriously, don't. The punishment for breaking this rule is to be shot on sight at least once. (I know that shooting traitors actually breaks the first rule, but I'm writing these rules, not you. Shut up!)
  • Always say something before PKing someone. It's only polite, and pre-death one liners are cool. Plus it helps them to understand why they must die. Ignorance of JRC is a disease to be cured! However, we will forgive you if you forget this rule. Even Jerden does from time to time, and he feels bad about it.
  • Try not to PK newbies, but instead attempt to indoctrinate them in the ways of our group. Seriously, don't PK any Level 1s, as it's a bit cruel. It's hard enough from them. You choose for yourself when you think they should get what's coming to them.
  • Don't say anything that you wouldn't want someone to say to you in Urban Dead (i.e. no text rape or anything too offensive). Basically, keep it clean and in-game. After all, we might as well kill people politely!
  • Play fair. Don't use the tactics described as "unfair" by the Coalition for Fair Tactics, meaning no zerging, alt-abuse or forum spying.

Yeah, that's about it. You can do whatever you want as long as you stick to these few simple rules. You could spread our message of righteous dominance, by speech, radio or graffiti, you could heal people and defend Crowbank, you could kill our enemies, you could kill random people with stupid names or boring profiles (preferably outside Crowbank, but I'm not going to judge you) - We do whatever we please. It's all good fun.

Amateur Philosophy

"I would not know what the spirit of a philosopher might wish more to be than a good dancer." Friedrich Nietzsche

We believe that death, in Malton, is temporary, entertaining and a good way to make a point, and so we revel in it. Some people disagree (or maybe agree) and shoot back, but then this group of targets, also known as "enemies", keep things interesting.

Also, we're Nihilistic Communist Monarchist Capitalist Fascist Anarchists, striving to install a Dictatocracy (A state of government in which a leader is held in power due the difficulty in getting him to shut up about it). We just wanted to make that perfectly clear, with absolutely no potential for any misunderstandings.

Registrar of Members

Add your name, Title and profile link below to show that your membership. Oh, and obviously add JRC as your group on your profile. How else will we become the most popular group in Malton?

Jerden, Self Proclaimed High Lord of Crowbank: Normally found spraypainting propaganda and barricade notifications around Crowbank or killing bland, high level characters who really should know better than to stand around all non-descript. Those people need the excitement of a pointless death, and I'm happy to oblige!

EOMK, Vagabond-Turned-Ambassador: Our current Diplomat outside Crowbank.

Crystal Harrak, Loyal Soldier: Spreading truths about his Awesomeness the High Lord of Crowbank.

Sohisohi, Sell Sword: Establishing a Darvall Heights safe house.

Friends and Supporters of Jerden Rules Crowbank

Just to show that we aren't just a bunch of hated and/or feared lunatics, the following list of people are DOYR (Deserving of your respect), SNBH (Should Not Be Harmed), PAGITATYCSYDMAMAKT (Probably A Good Idea To Add To Your Contacts So You Don't Make A Mistake And Kill Them):

The original accolade, the second member of JRC. I admit, this group would be very little without him. Thankyou for everything, Leiter. We hope the duelling goes well.

  • Ex-member   FOXLION   Foxsilhouette.png. He fought as bravely as a lion and as cunningly as a Fox against those who deny our truth, that Jerden Rules Crowbank, and was very helpful. However, Foxlion didn't have the time to keep playing as a member of JRC, so he left, but he left happily and hopefully after having an enjoyable battle.
  • Ex-member Anja Arnheim. We're still on friendly terms, but she's too good for JRC and got fed up of the people she was trying to help assuming that her presence in a group that contained PKers made her a PKer. It's unfair, so she left.
  • The Spanish Inquisition - Our friendship began with conflict. We exchanged pleasantries and gunfire as we tried to kill each other. Our banter and insults on the discussion page were incredibly entertaining. While TSI were both more numerous and more competent than JRC, we did pretty well and there was a final score of TSI:23 JRC:18. We kind of got bored and gave up at that point, and ended on friendly terms, so we no longer try to kill each other. It just goes to show that just because you want someone dead, it doesn't mean you can't have fun and laugh along with them. A lesson that many of our current enemies could learn.

Enemies of Jerden Rules Crowbank

See Jerden Rules Crowbank: Enemies List. It's a fascinating read!

Disclaimer

Jerden Rules Crowbank is not technically a PKing group, merely one that has members that think that PKing is a fun, harmless and family-friendly way to spread their message. You don't have to PK to join the group, although remember that any enemies we may happen to make may not understand this subtle distinction. In fact, screw that, if they're our enemies they're probably not too considerate so they definitely won't understand. By majority consent, we're a bunch of vicious PKers.

JERDEN RULES CROWBANK!

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