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| Formed in January 2006, the '''Undeadites''' are one of the most feared and longest standing zombie groups in [[Malton]], and they have an inexhaustible lust for destruction and carnage. | | Formed in January 2006, the '''Undeadites''' are one of the most feared and longest standing zombie groups in [[Malton]], and they have an inexhaustible lust for destruction and carnage. |
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| The Undeadites have slaughtered over '''18,000''' survivors in the time that they've been lurching throughout the city, and this number is growing by the minute. At their peak, their monthly kill record was '''535''', and they're currently back on an upward trend. | | The Undeadites have slaughtered over '''16,400''' survivors in the time that they've been lurching throughout the city, and this number is growing by the minute. At their peak, their monthly kill record was '''535''', and they're currently back on an upward trend. |
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| They are a mobile horde, and as such they don't call any one suburb home. But you will always know when they are near by the piles of survivor corpses, the empty shells of ruined buildings, and the bone rattling war-cry of '''"RNRARRRH!!!"''' | | They are a mobile horde, and as such they don't call any one suburb home. But you will always know when they are near by the piles of survivor corpses, the empty shells of ruined buildings, and the bone rattling war-cry of '''"RNRARRRH!!!"''' |
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| '''January Ruins: 15''' (so far...) | | '''January Ruins: 15''' (so far...) |
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| ===2011 December===
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| '''Total December Kills: 55'''
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| '''Total December Ruins: 1'''
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| ===2011 November===
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| '''Total November Kills: 49'''
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| '''Total November Ruins: 2'''
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| ===2011 October===
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| '''Total October Kills: 84'''
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| '''Total October Ruins: 15'''
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| ===2011 September===
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| '''Total September Kills: 136'''
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| '''Total September Ruins: 12'''
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| ===2011 August===
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| '''Total August Kills: 89'''
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| '''Total August Ruins: 18'''
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| ===2011 July===
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| '''Total July Kills: 109'''
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| '''Total July Ruins: 3'''
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| ===2011 June===
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| '''Total June Kills: 65'''
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| '''Total June Ruins: 11'''
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| ===2011 May===
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| '''Total May Kills: 89'''
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| '''Total May Ruins: 15'''
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| ===2011 April===
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| '''Total April Kills: 190'''
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| '''Total April Ruins: 39'''
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| ===2011 March===
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| The Undeadites march to the South West next, rolling through and ruining any suburb that gets in the way.
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| '''Total March Kills: 209'''
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| '''Total March Ruins: 49'''
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| ===2011 February===
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| The [[Mad Craskers]] have once again fallen to the Undeadites, along with their beloved [[Heytown]]. The celebratory rampage that followed was a grand one, leaving many Undeadites with a hearty grin and a stuffed tummy.
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| '''Total February Kills: 192'''
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| '''Total February Ruins: 28'''
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| ===2011 January===
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| With a new year dawning the Undeadite Horde march north, seeking their traditional enemies the [[Mad Craskers]]. With the smoldering ruins of Giddings and Creedy at their back, the stuffed forms of the horde wobbled on. The Craskers as usual proved to be worthy foes but made even tastier treats. 16 Crasker Brains were consumed by our horde!
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| '''Total January Kills: 255'''
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| '''Total January Ruins: 74'''
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| ===2010 December===
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| Live Undeadites Tour 2010 raged northward, but a surprise detour east to the festivities at [[Fort Creedy]] caught our attention. Now that it's ruined we've caught the bloodlust... [[Pitneybank]] will soon be in shambles. [[The Morrish Building]] siege is the biggest the Undeadites have had in months, and after a long fight, Undeadites' own Schuldiner got the ruin. But we couldn't stop there, there were equally big fish that still need frying in this suburb... namely [[Giddings Mall]] of which Undeadites' own Timbad got the final ruin. [[Mad Craskers]], prepare yourselves, we haven't forgotten you, after we make sure no one in this suburb can look us in the eye without peeing their pants we're b-lining it to your door for the LUT Finale!
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| '''Total December Kills: 361'''
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| '''Total December Ruins: 84'''
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| ===2010 November===
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| Live Undeadites Tour rolls on, hitting every unruined NT, Hospital, PD, and Mall we can find! In November the Undeadites touched down in [[East Becktown]], [[Richmond Hills]], [[Lukinswood]], [[Havercroft]], [[Shore Hills]], [[Galbraith Hills]], [[Mockridge Heights]], [[Brooksville]], [[Tapton]], [[Kinch Heights]], and [[West Grayside]]. We're going through them so fast because so far, NO ONE can stop us. <br/>Harmanz, that is a CHALLENGE. This has been the month with the most kills of the year... SO FAR! '''RNRARRRH!!!'''
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| '''Total November Kills: 337'''
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| '''Total November Ruins: 95'''
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| ===2010 October===
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| After a slight drop off in kills and ruins during the Bash, the horde shifts focus back on racking up their numbers. Getting his bearings and knocking the rust off in and around [[Eastonwood]] and [[Darvall Heights]], [[User:surfincow|surfincow]] continues the Undeadites on a new march and a new goal. '''LIVE UNDEADITES TOUR 2010!''' rolls out in a not-so-straight path heading toward what has become an Undeadite institution...the destruction of the [[Mad Craskers]]. I almost feel bad for all the unsuspecting harmanz that are destined to become just another number and so much brain bits to be picked from our teeth...'''RNRARRRH!!!'''
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| '''Total October Kills: 236'''
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| '''Total October Ruins: 61'''
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| ===2010 September===
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| Halfway through the month the Undeadites begin to get a sense of overcrowding and a rumble in their rotten stomachs. With so many zeds around it becomes harder and harder to recognize fellow Undeadites, and the horde spreads thin. Though the [[Big Bash]] was one helluva a party, the horde feels the urge to move on, break away, and regroup. A newly motivated [[User:surfincow|surfincow]] and [[User:El Coo Cooi|El Coo Cooi]] prepare to grab the reigns and lead the horde into fresh feeding grounds...'''RNRARRRH!!!'''<br/>
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| The Undeadites Reunite, ch-ch-changes!
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| '''Total September Kills: 231'''
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| '''Total September Ruins: 74'''
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| Another month of summer, another dozen suburbs fall to the [[Big Bash]]. In the madness and confusion of the Bash the decorated leader of the Undeadites, [[User:Creeping Crud|Creeping Crud]], shambles off and disappears into the smoke and rubble. However as quickly as Crud vanishes, the legendary leader of the Undeadites, [[User:surfincow|surfincow]], emerges from the shadows to reunite with the horde. '''RNRARRRH!!!'''
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| '''Total August Kills: 267'''
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| '''Total August Ruins: 90'''
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| From [[Scarletwood]] through [[Ketchelbank]], the Undeadites and the [[Big Bash]] annihilated 13 suburbs in the blink of an eye. Who needs hot dogs and fireworks for Independence Day when you've got fresh brainz and brahzahz in Bash? '''RNRARRRH!!!'''
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| '''Total July Kills: 203'''
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| '''Total July Ruins: 77'''
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| June brought the end of the Undeadites' longest, most successful "Steamroller of Death" ever. All in all the feat ended up encompassing the '''ENTIRE''' edge of the city. Every single outer-lying building (even if we had to go 3 squares in) was crushed under the feet of the horde's march, '''EVERY SINGLE ONE!''' After such an exhausting event, Undeadite leadership was relieved to hear that the [[Big Bash]] was once again calling. The horde took the opportunity to mingle with some of our greatest allies and newest friends. While the weary Undeadite leaders [[User:El Coo Cooi|El Coo Cooi]] and [[User:Creeping Crud|Creeping Crud]] took the opportunity to take a much needed rest as they "filed in" with the wave of zeds that was the Big Bash 3...'''RNRARzzzzzzz'''
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| '''Total June Kills: 299'''
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| '''Total June Ruins: 98'''
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| North eastern Malton sure isn't the hunting grounds it once was. Not much up here but old blood stains and a wandering feral here and there. <br/>
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| '''Total May Kills: 239'''
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| '''Total May Ruins: 123'''
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| As we shamble north along the eastern border of Malton, we rejoice that warmer weather is on its way. Nothing makes our mouths water more than the stench of sweaty harmanz and the bra!n-cake they carry. Up to [[Dulston]] we go, trashing every safe-house in our path while dribbling filthy ichor along the streets and befouling the water fountains and parks as we go. Ah the sweet, sweet screams of horror....'''Rnrarrrh!!!'''
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| '''Total April Kills: 243'''
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| The borders of 13 more suburbs are ruins. March proved a productive month as the horde shambled along Malton's southern border all the way to [[Miltown]]. Blood stains again splash the border wall and bits of gore hang from the barbed wire as evidence that terrified survivors attempted a futile escape. We turned north and celebrated our '''Steamroller of Death''' making it half way around the city by having a party in [[Lumber Mall]]. There was much bra!n cake to be had...oh yes. The party ended after we filled the fountain with entrails and stacked the empty skulls on top. Ah, the memories.... <br/>
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| '''Total March Kills: 298'''
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| '''Total March Ruins: 135'''
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| Our '''Steamroller of Death''' grinds on as the biggest little horde in Malton turns East into [[Old Arkham]] - which promptly falls apart like a cheap suit. The first real test only comes after entering [[Spicer Hills]] and besieging the [[Bowring Blackwatch]] at their home base PD. They managed to hold us off for a few days, but in the end they met their demise and became the main course of cortex pie. MMMmmm....that's good squishy. <br/>
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| '''Total February Kills: 286'''
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| '''Total February Ruins: 77'''
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| Northern [[Malton]] is pretty trashed and it's a beautiful thing. However, instead of trudging through barren brainless burbs foraging for the stupid and the slow, we have decided to change strategy. The '''Steamroller of Death''' has once again been initiated. But this time it is going to be different. [[Peddlesden Village]] is the beginning of our new path of destruction of the city's borders. From there South, all the way to [[New Arkham]], our horde has consumed those foolish enough to believe that clinging to the perimeter fences and skulking below Malton's walls was safe. Dozens of ruined safehouses testify to the unwise decisions of many so-called survivors, and they gave up their bra!n-cake with minimal resistance.
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| '''Total January Kills: 336'''
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