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Jack Ebbutt

A simple, timid and quiet young man who tends to spend most of time indoors, hiding and writing nonsense submissions for the BBC.[1]

	BBC Reporter
	This user is a Reporter for the British Broadcasting Corporation, and therefore will stop at nothing to bring the story to the people

Top News from the city of Malton  B   B   C
Column	The End Of Forks, From the Other Side, by Jack Ebbutt
Column	Santa Shot Down, From the Other Side, by Jack Ebbutt
Column	A New Infestation, From the Other Side, by Jack Ebbutt
Column	Protesters Protesting, From the Other Side, by Jack Ebbutt
News/Story	the testimonial of the last man alive at the fall of fort creedy, Edited by Harvey Levin
News/Interview	A short interview with Alpharius of the Gibsonton Nationals, By Les Nessman
News/Story	The Day the Love Died...Wedding crashed in Brooke Hills, from the associated press
More news from the BBC

Weather

	Today		Tomorrow		Sunday		Monday		Tuesday
	Sunny / Zombies		Cloudy / Zombies		Cloudy / Zombies		Storm / Zombies		Flood / Zombies
	High: 15°		High: 18°		High: 13°		High: 18°		High: 14°
	Low: 6°		Low: 4°		Low: 4°		Low: 4°		Low: 3°

TODAY: SUNNY TO PARTLY CLOUDY IN THE AFTERNOON. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL BE IN THE 15° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE 6° C.

TOMORROW: PARTLY CLOUDY WITH A SMALL CHANCE OF ISOLATED STORMS OVERNIGHT. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL BE 18° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE 4° C.

REST OF WEEK: A FLASH FLOOD WATCH HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR MALTON AND SURROUNDING AREAS. AVOID LOW-LYING AREAS IF POSSIBLE. STAY CLEAR OF STANDING WATER. ZOMBIES WITHOUT LURCHING GAIT ARE ADVISED TO SEEK HIGHER GROUND IMMEDIATELY. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL BE 14° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE 3° C.

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