User talk:Axe Hack

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1. Post new messages at the bottom. You can do this by pressing the plus sign at the top of the page.
2. No shouting profanity like Eminem. Unless your stage name is Eminem/Slim Shady and your real name is Marshall Bruce Mathers III.
3. Did you know I stole the codes for this table from Airborne88? Yes. I really did. But that doesn't matter here, does it?
4. If you come on this page only to declare war against anyone else on this Wiki that doesn't relate to me in anyway, I will either, 1) move the war straight to your own talk page, or 2) prepare an Arbitration case against you.
5. This page is usually archived at the beginning of every month. Certain topics are excluded, that is only if the conversation happens to extend to the next month.
6. I would say sign your posts, but I believe the blinking image under this says it better than me.

Archived i see?

Sorry man I was away for the week. Good luck with the man hunt!--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:07, 4 July 2008 (BST)

It's never too late to join. Though the contestants might have a vote to determine if you're getting a penalty or not...But for me? Lateness is a penalty. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:20, 4 July 2008 (BST)

I only twigged on to the most linked to thing today. But yeah. Come join in. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:43, 18 July 2008 (BST)

Sure. Ill do the south, you the north.--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:38, 21 July 2008 (BST)

!!   AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 22:34, 21 July 2008 (BST)

???--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:35, 21 July 2008 (BST)

+1 --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 22:35, 21 July 2008 (BST)

+300 ish at this point actually. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:36, 21 July 2008 (BST)

I, more. And over 9000 page hits. So :P -  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 22:39, 21 July 2008 (BST)

Hehe...I'm still #1. Mwuhahahahahaha! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:17, 21 July 2008 (BST)

Wow...Is all ^this^ I have to archive for the month of July? Seems a bit stale, doesn't it? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:31, 2 August 2008 (BST)

RE:Axe Hack's Manhunt

Ya. Me likey.--Nallan (Talk) 07:50, 3 August 2008 (BST)

Me likes it too! --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 23:06, 4 August 2008 (BST)

Really? Are you just saying that to be nice? Be honest now. The best I could think of was my name in graffiti with the logo from that Manhunt videogame. My other choice might havebeen the Malton Manhunt logo with a few changes of my own... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:10, 4 August 2008 (BST)

Trust me if I didnt like it I would say it to your face. Its pretty good, Obi is pleased. --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 21:50, 5 August 2008 (BST)

template attack!

Yeah I love them! Except... I know this is annoying for you but... My userpage only allows for the smaller templates, y'know? D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 09:09, 3 August 2008 (BST)

... *Holds pistol to head* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:47, 4 August 2008 (BST)

Ugh...I'm running late with some of the templates...I'm sorry people! I'll get 'em done eventually! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 15:05, 16 August 2008 (BST)

	What Would Jesus Do? Headshot zombies with His Holy katana!
	This user believes that if Jesus were around, he'd be a die-hard survivor because JESUS HATES ZOMBIES! Revelations:Some number.

	What Would Jesus Do? Eat your bra!nz after clubbing you with the cross.
	This user believes that if Jesus were around, he'd be a die-hard zombie because JESUS IS A ZOMBIE! No transubstantiation needed.

Axe, what template? I want one too. Here. I made some that I'll trade - use whichever one suits you better. --Tselita 22:10, 18 September 2008 (BST)

Axe Hack's Manhunt templates. You never participated, so sorry. That reminds me...I'm lagging behind in those templates...it's been a few months and I still have, what? 7 or so left to make? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:13, 18 September 2008 (BST)

Oh okay, keep those anyway. I'll participate in the next one when I'm playing again. --Tselita 22:28, 18 September 2008 (BST)

	lolcat
	This user can haz cheezburger.

Axe? You can haz cheezburger? --Tselita 14:31, 20 September 2008 (BST)

WN Stuff!

Yeah! I was only doing it the old, slow way because I wasn't quite up to speed with the whole WN deal. But now that you have pointed out {{subst:WN}} and {{subst:Wn?}}...(thanks for that btw), I'll be using these instead =) --D.E.ATalk 11:03, 3 August 2008 (BST)

Clothes Suggestion

I see that my suggestion for Customizable Clothing was Duped. Do you have an idea of where the old suggestion was, so I can check it out? --Jared^{Talk SPA CK} 01:09, 5 August 2008 (BST)

Inactive Group: MacAddict

Hey, I noticed you removed MacAddict as a group from Gulsonside. I would like to point out that they indeed seem to be active. They recently (2nd august) updated their wiki page to add members of the Browncoats to their enemies list. Just thought I should point this out. --Blanemcc 11:45, 5 August 2008 (BST)

Well...I don't look at group page edits. I'm just scrolling through the talk page. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:01, 5 August 2008 (BST)

Belated Thank you

Thanks for the welcome and the links. I will read them eventually and try not to F things up to badly. Peace. Roger atthill 20:31, 7 August 2008 (BST)

Current Suggestions page

Thanks for cleaning up after me. Still a bit rough with some of the formatting. - tylerisfat 17:08, 8 August 2008 (BST)

Eh. No problem. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:11, 8 August 2008 (BST)

you fucking idiot.

that is all----Sexualharrison 07:05, 16 August 2008 (BST)

You spammed the welcome template on a 62 times banned vandals talk page. That is all. --The Grimch ^{U! E!} 15:29, 28 August 2008 (BST)

I realized that when you banned him, thank you very much. I just look at the number of contribs and WN them. Sure, there's some times when I check out what those contribs are, but that's rare. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:35, 28 August 2008 (BST)

Now to you, Grim...Is there some new rule or something against welcome newbie spamming? If not, why wasn't I reported in the past? - You on Airborne88's page

My response is quite simple: He was spamming the welcome newbie template on the talk pages of users who had been idle for YEARS as well as banned users, and those with hundreds of contributions under thier belts, and had been repeatedly asked to check where he was placing them. On top of this he admitted his sole purpose in doing so was to "win" the signature race. It wasnt an attempt to improve the wiki in the slightest, and his continued spammming of pages ineligable for any form of welcome (Due to the users being gone for months). Now, since kevan wiped all but the last couple of months history, theres definately going to be a shortage of evidence regarding this kind of thing (Kinda funny how you picked the day after the wipe to pick a fight about this), and also the fact that many of the welcomes he spammed were subsequently speedy deleted as spam. To put it as succinctly as possible: There were hundreds upon hundreds of pages he spammed that were completely ineligable, only a handful of those he hit actually were newbies, and given the spread he only hit them by accident. Stop trying to create drama out of nothing almost two weeks after the fact. He had been repeatedly asked to cease and desist before warnings were delivered, and once he copped two he threw a tantrum and ran away, and the wiki was made a slightly better place. --The Grimch ^{U! E!} 13:27, 13 September 2008 (BST)

Ah...banned users. I see. That makes thing different. But idled users? I know I WN some idled users....except they had 1-5 posts... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:47, 15 September 2008 (BST)

Facebook

I sooooo agree about 'New' Facebook. People's profiles are now completely screwed. I really don't care about the wall - it's everything else that is important. That is all... - Zig13 - 15/09/2008 at 16:44(BST)

Not back yet

Hey, sorry for the suddenness of my departure, but I took a very high paying job and I found myself unable to have any time to go on the internet regularly if I wanted sleep as well, but the current workload should stop end of November when they give me an assistant/secretary. I'll be back regularly by then --Tselita 19:03, 15 September 2008 (BST)

Player Hunt 2008

I noticed you signed up for the Player Hunt 2008 a while ago Axe. Well, if you're not busy with other stuff, it is starting in about a week. It is starting in Miltown in the very SE corner of Malton. We are all in Josephine General Hospital, waiting for the rest of the contestants to come and for the hunt to start. You are welcome to join in also, and any friends you want to come, but if your character is busy then it's alright. Hope you can make it :) D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 07:07, 16 September 2008 (BST)

That's fine, you can use whatever character you want, I'm using an alt also. And yeah of course you can check out the nearest mall, the hunt starts in a week so you should have enough time. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 23:47, 16 September 2008 (BST)

Yeah I know, how horrid. Well, we'll be moving around, possibly to another safer place for a bit in the meantime. I'll get a proper location when I have the time, unless you want to find a lovely safe place :) D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 07:31, 18 September 2008 (BST)

Guess what Axe, my little hunted player in the player hunt decided to go AWOL and refused to come back to keep playing. Which means you have the opportunity to be the new hunted player when I get the time to get this game fixed up again. It didn't go very far in my absense unfortunately. Want to give it a try? D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 03:13, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

Suggestions

No problem. There's no point in getting into fights over differing suggestion votes, is there? To be honest, I'd rather we bring back the old zombie penalty of 15 ap removal... --Private Mark 03:00, 21 September 2008 (BST)

And in other news, the new facebook has a new name: "Failbook". --Private Mark 03:01, 21 September 2008 (BST)

Not sure what the hubbub is about Facebook. I've never used it --Tselita 22:37, 22 September 2008 (BST)

It changed so all the users got butthurt and are now SUPAR ANGRAH!!!1

I propose we re-name it "Fagbook". --/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 04:39, 23 September 2008 (BST)

So it's what - like Myspace or Snapfish or something? Given all the anger I'm seeing over it, maybe it should be called Ragebook. --Tselita 13:54, 23 September 2008 (BST)

Yer's wins imo--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 03:15, 24 September 2008 (BST)

The amount of ways that we have of going back to the old facebook are slowly dwindling, my friend. We may soon be forced to...dare I say it... SWITCH TO A FACEBOOK CLONE! Or ddos attack them, one or another. Thanks for the template, by the way. --Private Mark 00:22, 25 September 2008 (BST)

Sure, I'll join up. Thanks for the links. However, you do realize I was joking about the attacks, right? (Ddos'ing is a illegal, after all.) --Private Mark 04:54, 1 October 2008 (BST)

What's my rank again Axe? I think I should be a major-general, personally.

No, really. I think I'm qualified.

I am the very model of a modern Major-General

I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral

I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical

From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical

I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical

About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus

I know the scientific names of beings animalculous

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral

I am the very model of a modern Major-General

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's

I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox

I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus

In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous

I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies

I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes

Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore

And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform

And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral

I am the very model of a modern Major-General

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin"

When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin

When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at

And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat"

When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery

When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery

In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy

You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury

Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century

But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral

I am the very model of a modern Major-General

What do you say Axe? --Tselita 14:29, 1 October 2008 (BST)

ALiM's Birthday Party

You've been cordially invited to attend ALiM's birthday party at Club Head at 10am GMT on the 18th of October. Festivities will last for a full 24 hours. See here for more details.--Nallan (Talk) 02:16, 7 October 2008 (BST)

Holy crap...

...I'm gone for a few weeks and that's a lot of messages...(either that, or the messages are very long...) I'm not reading through this 'cause I'm lazy. So repost your messages here...And summarize it. Preferably in one sentence... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:01, 16 October 2008 (BST)

You missed a lot. Check A/M. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 21:22, 16 October 2008 (BST)

Yeah not only that, ALSO ALiM's birthday party is on tomorrow at 10am GMT, going for 24 hours! Phew, you almost missed out!--Nallan (Talk) 04:19, 17 October 2008 (BST)

At Club Head, right? Hm...I don't think I could make it...But, enjoy the cake I'm sending via FedEx. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:13, 17 October 2008 (BST)

Aaaw. Well, you know what they say - a party just isn't a party without Axe Hack. At least I think I heard, um, boxy or something say that...--Nallan (Talk) 23:39, 17 October 2008 (BST)

Well...If you want blood and destruction at the party, I could try to make arrangements..... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:44, 18 October 2008 (BST)

I think we may already be getting that, but if you want to send someone over towards the end to see if there's anything left be my guest.--Nallan (Talk) 02:36, 18 October 2008 (BST)