Humorous Suggestions/Game Events
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Ice Cream Truck
| Type: | Flavor, summer time event | |
| Tally: | +3 |
There is an NPC ice cream truck driver cruising around Malton. This guy has the last working vehicle and a truck load of ice cream. Unfortunately for him, the zombies outside are more interested in his brains than in ice cream. (Imagine this poor sap being chased by little kid zombies...!)
Here's how it works. The ice cream truck "spawns" in a random suburb. It has 100 HP (representing the truck plus the driver), and it moves 5 blocks in a random direction every time it is attacked or healed. Because it is an ice cream truck, it also plays music that can be heard for five blocks (you can hear it inside buildings as well as outside).
Zombies can attack the truck as normal. The zombie lucky enough to destroy the ice cream truck gets his name on a leader board (similar to the Easter egg hunt leader board). In the event this happens, the truck will "respawn" in a different suburb.
Survivors can trade first aid kits for ice cream, so healing the driver places the item "ice cream" in your inventory, which can be eaten (+5 HP) or given away as a gift.
In the event that the ice cream truck attempts to cross the border, anyone with a radio will hear a message that the driver either (A) sucessfully ran throught the blockades, or (B) was killed in a hail of gunfire and RPG's.
Funny votes: Chances are, it's gonna be scenario B. --Reaper with no name TJ! 18:50, 9 May 2007 (BST) Useful item, can't wait it to be released --JudeMaverick 13:00, 13 May 2007 (BST) Supah good --Vandurn 00:14, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Unfunny votes:
Politely Ignored
Superhero!
| Type: | Random Ocurrence | |
| Tally: | 0 |
The NecroTech serum used to revivify zombies has been piling up in the zombie's undead blood for a year now. It's starting to take its toll. When a zombie with Infectious Bite attacks a human, the person who was bitten has a chance of mutating into a superhero! This would open up a whole new skill tree, but would eliminate any previous skills you had. The skills cost 100xp per, and are:
- Mutagen - You have been mutated into a superhero, giving you the ability to punch really hard! (Punch damage increased to 5, accuracy increased to 65%. This is the basic skill, given for free upon mutating.)
- Flight - You can fly! This means that you only spend 1 AP per two tiles moved!
- Hard Skin - Your skin has turned rock hard, making all attacks do less damage. (All incoming attacks do 1 less damage)
- Invulnerability - You are invincible! Attacks barely scratch you now! (All incoming attacks do 1 less damage, stacked with Hard Skin. They cannot do less than 0 damage.)
- Stamina - Your superness has imbued you with more HP! (+50 HP)
- Tough - You are so powerful, you can withstand even more damage! (+50 HP, stacks with Stamina)
- Human Blur - You are incredibly fast! Your fists are blurs as they pummel your foes! (Each Punch attack does two attacks)
- X-ray Vision - Your enhanced sight allows you to see inside buildings. (Allows you to see who is in the building you're standing in front of.)
- Spandex Costume - The spandex may be uncomfortable and revealing, but at least it somehow makes you more accurate! (Punch attacks now have 75% accuracy)
- Mind Control - You have stolen the secrets of the Canandian government, and have learned to paralyze minds! (New button appears, making everyone in your square hypnotizes and is unable to do anything. Takes 5 AP to unhypnotize.)
- Dominate Mind - You have improved your mind control technique. (Now takes 10 AP to unhypnotize.)
- Rock Throw - -You can hurl big rocks! (15 damage attack, 40% accuracy)
- Aiming - You have destroyed enough buildings to learn to aim. (Rock Throw now has 60% accuracy)
Once you die, you are no longer a superhero. There can only be 20 superheroes in Malton at any given time, because any more is just ridiculous.
Funny votes: I thought it was kinda funny... --Niilomaan 16:18, 3 July 2006 (BST)
I thought it was alright as well HamsterNinja 21:31, 3 July 2006 (BST)
So the Canadian Government really is controling our minds, eh? Darn you Harper!!!!Labine50 MHG|MalTel 00:13, 4 July 2006 (BST)
It would have been funnier if there could only be eleven superheroes in Malton. --John Taggart 18:00, 10 July 2006 (BST)
Now that's ridiculous it's not even funny. The class is though. No signature. --Xoid
Unfunny votes: This suggestion made me waste my time Matthew Fahrenheit Talk 07:36, 3 July 2006 (BST)
How is that funny? Seems like someone's been watching the new Superman movie a little too many times Youronlyfriend 09:23, 3 July 2006 (BST)
Nah, no laugh from me. --Nob666 14:51, 3 July 2006 (BST)
Sucks. Badly. --Xoid
Black Friday
| Type: | Event | |
| Tally: | 0 |
Malls cannot be entered on Thanksgiving day (by either zombies or humans). Beginning at 12:01 am the morning after Thanksgiving, search rates are doubled inside malls but barricades are twice as easy to tear down. This effect only lasts for about 6 hours, then gradually shifts towards normal by the end of the day. Also, PK and ZK attacks give double XP.
Funny votes: If I vote for this is it like laughing at my own joke? --Uncle Bill 05:33, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
Unfunny votes: A good joke about Black Friday that seems promising, but this suggestion simply starts the build-up and then ends. Where's the real humour?Waluigi Freak 99 01:31, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
Tumbleweed
April Fools Day
| Type: | Another holiday suggestion | |
| Tally: | -1 |
In honor of April Fools day, each character gets a humorous item in their inventory.
Firefighters - Rubber fire axe (bounces off the zombie and hits you in the fire helmet... Ha!)
Police - Fake pistols (when fired, a little flag comes out that says "bang."
[<a target="_blank" style="color:#bf8f00;" href="http://zombies.alexsaintcroix.com/">Zombese</a> for ",^"]
Scout - Trick binoculars (they leave a black ring around your eyes)
Zombies - Fake hand (or was that somebody's real hand?)
PKers - "Kick me" signs (you can put these on people's backs instead of killing them).
Everyone else... well sorry, that's all I could think of. But hey, it's a free wiki, you fill in the rest.
Funny votes: ---Scout talk Click! 23:10, 26 July 2010 (BST)
Unfunny votes: Nope, no laughs here.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 23:34, 4 April 2007 (BST)
Well, I guess they can't all be winners. --Uncle Bill 02:19, 5 April 2007 (BST)
Sorry. Not funny--Airborne88
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