Humorous Suggestions/Location Alteration
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Generators in Pubs
| Type: | Game Mechanic, Item | |
| Tally: | +7 |
Right now, any building can have a generator, but so far the only gameplay effect is with improved healing in hospitals with generators. I propose that similar purpose be given to Pubs with a working generator in them. What could you possibly do in a pub with power as opposed to one without, you might ask? The answer is simple...
KARAOKE!
A generator in a pub powers up the Karaoke system in the corner, making it usable for all survivors present. Use of the Karaoke machine can have a chance to provide a small amount of XP, much like reading a book. It will also display a message to all present as to what is going on. For example: "Joe Bob belts out an out-of-tune rendition of "Jumpin' Jack Flash"" or possibly even "Jane Smith caterwauls "I'm as freeee as a biiiiiiiird nooooowwww....."".
This could also be the first valid reason for survivors to destroy a running generator.
Funny votes: Buncy sez it's funny! BuncyTheFrog Talk 22:10, 9 April 2006 (BST) ROTFLMAO! --Desperado 19:26, 14 July 2006 (BST) There should be support for duets as well. Perhaps a "Sing" drop-down box, with "alone" and the names of other survivors as available choices? --Kenny Matthews 06:45, 15 July 2006 (BST) Jenny D'ArcT MPS 17:41, 18 July 2006 (BST) Why is this in humorous? I think it would make a super addition to the game.--Labine50 MHG|MalTel 16:42, 6 October 2006 (BST)
It's the last line that gets me. And it gets me good. --Reaper with no name 19:40, 16 October 2006 (BST)
Same here.Waluigi Freak 99 22:56, 19 October 2006 (BST) I think it would be a useful addition to [Urban Dead
Unfunny votes: Insert vote here
McDonald's
| Type: | New Building Type | |
| Tally: | +6 |
Characters can now enter McDonald's. Characters at McDonald's can order the following items from the automated service machine. Players ordering food at McDonald's have a 0.000000001% chance of getting what they asked for.
- Hamburger (Heals 3 HP, but has a 10% chance of making you fat)
- Coffee (Keeps you awake, adding 3 AP, but can spill and burn you. This takes away 30 HP but lets you sue the restaurant and make a ridiculous amount of cash)
- Happy Meal (Puts a smile on your face. The food doesn't restore any HP because it tastes horrible, but you get that cool little toy thing to play with when you get bored)
Players asking for food may recieve . . .
- A different item than what they asked for on the menu
- Something from 8 weeks ago
- Something from 8 weeks ago that an employee found on the side of the road
- Something with too much cheese
- A boot
While in McDonald's, there is a 13% chance that Ronald McDonald will randomly enter the restaurant and attack all survivors there. Survivors entering McDonald's bathrooms have never been seen again.
Funny votes: #Author vote, Waluigi Freak 99 00:29, 8 October 2006 (BST)
Never go into the bathrooms! --Reaper with no name 19:55, 9 October 2006 (BST)
What if you order a meal that you don't want but you get something else instead that you do want. Like I order a happy meal. The staff then serves me a cheeseburger, which I want. Can that happen or do I get the roadkill from 8 weeks ago as what they call their chicken nuggets? Kaylee Hans 09:32, 10 October 2006 (BST)
Ba Da Ba Ba Ba...I'm loving it... --Axe Hack 22:03, 22 October 2006 (BST)This is so true.--Cap'n Silly 9:36, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
LOL, something that an employee found on the side of the road 8 weeks ago.--Agentbbs191 20:55, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Unfunny votes:
Running Power Plants
| Type: | Oversuggested Suggestion | |
| Tally: | +3 |
I suggest that we can operate power plants in the city! Before voting Kill, listen to all of this! You need 15 generators, now that seems right, because you need high amounts of generators and you also need a pair of wirecutters because we need a use of them! Now when you all vote Kill because you don't like power plants or it's too overpowered, how about we add that you need a skill to do all this! Or how about it only powers 5 blocks? How about we have four power plants, one in each corner! We'll say that zombies can destroy it and you need another skill to fix the geneators or that power can only be brought if all squares are lit up! How about the lights flicker every 5 minutes, making it useless anyway! Or how about I keep suggesting new ideas on how to make power plants work, each more stupid than the last!
Funny votes: Reading old suggestions like this can be funnyKaylee Hans 10:29, 18 September 2006 (BST) You know, This seems oddly familier...--Labine50 MHG|MalTel 23:03, 3 October 2006 (BST) Sounds like a good idea to me! --Reaper with no name 21:04, 25 October 2006 (BST)
Unfunny votes:
Farms and Farm Animals
| Type: | Satire | |
| Tally: | +1 |
I can't see why there are no farms in Malton. I mean, really people! It should have a fence, and you should be able to find an NPC called "Wee Young Lad" and pay him a shilling to fix the fence in case it breaks. Also, there should be a farmer that is willing to trade items for goods, like "You give farmer Tucker your GPS unit in exchange for a glass of warm goats milk". In fact, you can even search the area, and there is a 1% chance you will find your own barnyard animal. Like a generator, you will need to set the barnyard animal up in a building to harvest it's goods. An example is "You place the pig in the center of the room. It begins eating the sofa". Zombies passing outside will be able to tell if there is farming going on inside a building, because the building description will now have "A foul stench, like llama groin, is coming from this building" in its description. Zombies can attack a barnyard animal, but if the animal is "Greased", they have a 20% less likely chance to hit it. Barnyard animals die after one hit. I think this is the best idea ever. Vote keep on Farms and Farm Animals.
Funny votes: Simply for the part about the pig eating the sofa. --Reaper with no name 03:16, 12 October 2006 (BST) GuesssWho 04:51, 29 December 2006 (UTC) Ditto
Unfunny votes:
Border As Play Area
| Type: | Satire | |
| Tally: | +4 |
According to elsewhere in this Wiki, the border is "utter suicide for either Survivor or Zombie that attempts to cross it. The soldiers stationed around Malton take special precautions that nothing crosses this zone. These precautions include razorwire, land mines, and napalm trenches." Therefore, I think that the border should be an enterable area! Just because someone shouldn't do something doesn't mean they won't. If a player tries to go to a border area, the player should die instantly, and not be able to come back as human or zombie. They get a message that says "Stupidly trying to cross the border, you trip over razor wire and fall on a land mine, which blows your body into a napalm trench. That wasn't smart. You've very dead."
Funny votes: This wouldn't be that bad of an addition to the game...--Labine50 MH|ME|P 01:30, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
Oh come now... somebody would be able to cross it. But if you make it across, the INS picks you up and deports you back to central Malton. --Uncle Bill 04:41, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
just because its funny doesn't mean it shouldn't be in the game. i seriously suggest you put this on the "talk: suggestions" page. we could all do with a bit of a laugh after the bitchiness of the last few days.--Honestmistake 00:02, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
Now, if anyone enters the border, anyone nearby, like on the edge should see the following message "Some idiot -profile link on word idiot- stepped into the Border and died" and you can be given the option to point and laugh at the guy for no AP. Then that'd make a great suggestion Kaylee Hans 10:19, 10 December 2006 (UTC) OR better yet, they can keep coming back as a zombie and everytime they attempt to stand up, CRACK, sniper fire, or some other random death. --Matt Scott 9 20:53, 12 December 2006 (UTC) Kinda funny until the last bit, where it explodes with funniness. --Zap 13:39, 13 December 2006 (UTC) Now that's some funnah stuff! Cap'n Silly 16:24 January 4 2007 (UTC)
Unfunny votes: Stupid Pathetic Asinine Moronic--Gage 01:44, 8 December 2006 (UTC) No real meat in it. Fortunately, it has potential. Try it again with more protein. --Reaper with no name TJ! 02:16, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
Excellent - I'd love to see it in the game, just to hear about all those emotional types (u no teh 1's, they start "this forum sux, i'm never comin' back" threads) committing character suicide, and not being able to get their characters back from the dead... bahahaha, maybe it's funny after all -- boxy T L PA DA 03:29, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
Politely Ignored
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Buddhist Temple
| Type: | Building Change | |
| Tally: | -4 |
Could you all convert one of those churches to a Buddhist Temple. I have no place to meditate. We might want to consider other religions also.
Namaste, militant buddhist
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Unfunny votes: I probably should have removed this because it didn't conform to the template (in fact, it didn't seem to use any template at all), but I decided to be a nice guy and convert it to the correct format. Next time, please use the template, militant buddhist. And try to come up with funnier stuff. There's no joke, build-up, or punchline in this one, possibly excluding your name. --Reaper with no name TJ! 17:12, 24 April 2007 (BST) Would have been better if it had involved an old man on a mountaintop ashram. --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 23:05, 25 April 2007 (BST) It's not funny nor useful. But I do want to learn some martial arts :D --JudeMaverick 09:57, 14 May 2007 (BST) Not funny. 'armT:S 09:01, 2 July 2007 (BST)
