User:BOSCH
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was there.
Stumbled into Malhalla, irrevocably changed by THEM, sauntered after The Slobbering Petit Basset Griffon Vendeens, hijacked Escape, partied through Big Bash 3, rose quickly through the Ridleybank Resistance Front, fell in love with 404: Barhah not found, swigged Red Rum, was victorious with the Manhunt All-Stars, ascended to the Militant Order of Barhah, started 'Assisting suburbs surreptitiously, gratuitously reviving and barricading', topped the Gore Corps, couldn't save the Undeadites, REDACTED *******, visited The Fortress, studied with the Brain Curators, struck with The Flowers of Decay, ran Big Bash 4, got in tight with the Philosophe Knights, started my day with GMT Breakfast Club, helped improve The Scourge, saw a GHOST, gabbed with Babble Rabble, cultivated a gang of 𝑷𝑲 𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓𝒔, was put under by Malton Dental Association.
Arguably one of the worst Papas of the RRF but an infamous character and helped keep the horde going through the Dark Ages. Former leader of the Gore Corps - !HAHRAB
Proud to have been a member and co-leader of 404: Barhah not found ❤❤❤❤ Present from the very start to the very end of Blackmore 404 in 2010 and helped lead The Final Battle of Blackmore in 2025!
Helped produce and direct Big Bash 4 which was enormous fun and a tremendous blockbusting smash - promo!
Record highest AP repair in Malton - 756AP!
Also second highest AP repair - 704AP. 577AP was a record I held for years.
Gave Malton gut rot and the bite strike.
Influential SMS text message spam entrepreneur.
Block artist!
There were a few years where I played my 404er in a very irreverent manner. My friend and I had a thing for latching on to certain character names and we became obsessed with The Fortress' Consumer Horse for a while and would proclaim our fandom to him in-game, going as far as to write this fanclub breakup newsletter when he ignored us completely and eventually idled out. When the Reunion started, one of the first things I did was ask the Fortress if he was actually a member.
Dear loyal Consumer Horse fans,
it is with sincere regret that I announce the
imminent closure of the much loved Consumer Horse
Fan Club, meaning today's newsletter will be the
last. It has been a privilege and an honour to
report his latest activity, movements and trivia
for you, his loyal fans.
However, as an increasingly high profile artist it
was becoming difficult to retain the necessary
access to Consumer Horse required to continue to
create quality content. This was not an easy
decision to make but we felt strongly that if
Consumer Horse's most valued fans were not able
to receive something special and exclusive from
the Fan Club on a regular basis then
it is not serving its purpose.
Dante Bosch, Friday 7th August 2020.
We then marched to Fortress F4 in Shackleville and demanded - essentially held up - The Fortress for a refund.
"Dear Sir/Madam,
On August 6th, we placed an order for a Consumer Horse and received it promptly on August 7th. We have since discovered that the Consumer Horse has the following problem: Consumer Horse does not talk.
Upon receiving our Consumer Horse, we were very excited to interact with it in the manner advertised in the promotional literature. We serenaded it for three days straight with all manner of hilarious inanities and zany funnies and kooky puns, to no response.
It clearly has batteries and power, for it has moved of its own accord on several occasions, but we have yet to hear it say anything.
The Consumer Rights Act makes it an implied term of the contract that goods be as described, fit for purpose and of satisfactory quality.
As you are in breach of contract we are rejecting this particular Consumer Horse and request that you either replace the Consumer Horse with a working model or refund the sum of 1 (one) Stale Candy to Ms. Anaviala Rose.
We also require you to confirm whether you will arrange for the Consumer Horse to be collected or will reimburse me for the cost of returning it.
If we do not receive your satisfactory proposals for settlement of our claim within seven days of the date of this letter, we intend to issue a claim against The Fortress in Kevan's court without further reference to you.
Yours faithfully,
Dante Bosch."
Hogan's Hero said "Dear Sir/Madam, your correspondence is duly noted. With regret, this Fortress outpost is unaware of any horse dealings or other equine matters. Your Obedient Servant, HH" (35 minutes ago)
Urban Dead was a game about sending messages.
I loved collecting and sometimes creating them. Have some.
RadicalDreamer said "I have 21 sets of lights now. I can no longer be killed in a way that matters." (2 hours and 11 minutes ago)
Chris Ortego said "Renegade Romero?! I heard you bit a zombie to death; is it true?" (10 hours and 16 minutes ago)
[1:35] renegade: what makes a good zombie name
[1:35] renegade: I've been mulling over this for days
[1:35] godzman: Subtle coolness, with a mocking overtone
(I proceed to pick least subtle name ever)
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Faustus C S Felix said "All art is quite useless, including the art of War, throw off your subtitles and fight the zeddies with your bare hands, be a slugger babe." (exactly 1 hour ago)
Chance Fortune said "Guess this isn't the place to find people who'll actually help out, instead of sitting around trading pretentious bullshit while other people are EATEN." (2 hours and 31 minutes ago)
You say "Babbling Rabble - 10 Hours - Black Screen - No Ads - Relaxing Nature Zombie Sounds - Stress Relief Sleep Aid - Study, Relax, Be Eaten"
[10:59] KN so many schemes!
There will be no alcohol, no enjoyment of the destruction of intellect. All distracting pleasures will be destroyed.
But always — do not forget this, Rockefella Plaza — always there will be the intoxication of knowledge, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler.
Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of education, the sensation of teaching an ignorant who is transformable. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a Burchell Arms Regular sitting in an A.A. meeting — forever.
You say "I didn't need my internal organs anyway."
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Zoe Zampano said "I like my men like I like my lamb. Skewered." (30 seconds ago)
Zoe Zampano killed Ahlek661 with a ski pole. (21 seconds ago)
James P Mallory said "January 4th, 2012. From Urban Dead's world player killing headquarters in Malton, York, this is The 50AP Show, with Jim Mclusky!"
a raptor said "crowd cheers and whoops!"
Jim Mclusky said "Welcome to The 50AP Show, my name is Jim Mclusky, maaaaan, we got a show for you tonight, I'm not even joking, you know who's here tonight? Karl Kolchek, everybody! Gonna be here, talking about his new film, 'I Was a Teenage Mrh-Cow'."
Jim Mclusky said "We begin tonight, however, with our new segment, 'Where The Hell Did All These People Turn Up From And Why Are They Killing Us?'..."
Q Bee said "Thank you Sankhe! And that is my dramatic interpretation of a meatsicle. BOWS" after being nibbled to death in the first Bite Strike and revived
High Powered Mutant said "It was a true honor to come here and slaughter you folks in the company of some of the greatest UD characters I know. You've been our treat!"
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You say "No Quedan Bocadillos (There Are No Sandwiches Left) is a song by American singer Irishmen on his fourth studio album, Amor Prohibido. It was released as the third single from the album in October 1994 by EMI Latin."
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DR Holly Goodhead said "I don't know about the Popes gastrointestinal issues or the bears political affiliations but I'm sure if they need an internet presence the deer-spider would be more than happy to design them a web page" (3 hours and 24 minutes ago)
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You say "12 Hours Of Siege Talk For Stress Relief, Sleeping & Meditation (Flying) (Rain And Thunder)"
'trenchosterone'
[02:19] Nellie Survivors living in malton are straight from the fantasies of Tom of Finland, where leather and super manliness shines, so the name should attract the attention of other musclebulging males in crowded and sweaty malls where longs are night and there is nothing to do, where only method of courting lusty partners is a name that attracts them like a magnet.
[02:21] Nellie During the day's there's nothing to do except run around and repair buildings, the average survivor can repair three buildings a day and even barricade them, after such a feat the hormones are on overdrive and sweat is running, if your name for example is marcellino flavoursausage then you will not have to flash your tailfeathers for long until you find a hairy trenchcoat wearing example of manly eroticism to cuddle up with for the night. [translation of contribution to naming guide]
The sweetest sentence
contains grab hold, Fort Creedy,
dog-tags and they die.
Slayer The 300th said "Cade!" (1 minute ago) - with 18 zombies inside
Queen Latifah said "Aight Fort Creedy, was good and all, but yall know you're living in a death trap, hm? I came here cause my label's getting paid bank by the Army, but Necrotechs are what the people need, not some VSB concrete tomb. I'm outta here!" (32 minutes ago)
kurugi said "silly zombie" (20 minutes ago)
kurugi said "you can't do things alone" (20 minutes ago)
There was no group like 404.
