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'''Greentown''' is a [[suburb]] of [[Malton]], located in the south of the city. Before the outbreak it was a fairly calm suburb. Many retired citizens made their homes here and in 1998 a group of volunteers built [[St. Holy's Church (Greentown)|St. Holy's Church]], named after Margaret Holy, a wealthy heiress who donated a significant portion of her fortune to local charities. | '''Greentown''' is a [[suburb]] of [[Malton]], located in the south of the city. Before the outbreak it was a fairly calm suburb. Many retired citizens made their homes here and in 1998 a group of volunteers built [[St. Holy's Church (Greentown)|St. Holy's Church]], named after Margaret Holy, a wealthy heiress who donated a significant portion of her fortune to local charities, in an attempt to hide the fact that she was a raging lesbian. | ||
It didn't work as she planned, and she was burnt at the stake. | |||
Greentown is noteworthy for having no [[NecroTech|NT buildings]] and only one [[St. George's Hospital (Greentown)|hospital]], which only [[Dentonside|one other suburb]] can claim. This seems to be because it was the most religious suburb in Malton, boasting no less than 6 churches. Citizens of Greentown were atypically devout, and therefore believed that God would protect them and shunned worldly cures. | Greentown is noteworthy for having no [[NecroTech|NT buildings]] and only one [[St. George's Hospital (Greentown)|hospital]], which only [[Dentonside|one other suburb]] can claim. This seems to be because it was the most religious suburb in Malton, boasting no less than 6 churches. Citizens of Greentown were atypically devout, and therefore believed that God would protect them and shunned worldly cures. | ||
Except Butt Sex. They loved Butt Sex. | |||
During the outbreak, many of Greentown's citizenry decided to stay in Malton and | During the outbreak, many of Greentown's citizenry decided to stay in Malton and take it up the butt, but many more decided to form paramilitary groups and "cleanse the city of its unholy blight" of Butt Sex. | ||
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====August 23<sup>th</sup>==== | ====August 23<sup>th</sup>==== | ||
Let me start by saying: Yes, Jared, It is easy to follow the Barricade Policy. When it is disregarded, no matter how valid the reason, individuals such as Vynergy fall prey to the Pker's and zombies roaming the streets. Many times the overbarricading seen here, especially during high infestation of an area, is because of fear and panic. The remainder of the time a building is overbarricaded is simply ignorance, this can been cured. | Let me start by saying: Yes, Jared, I am a Butt Sex Enthusiest, And It is easy to follow the Barricade Policy. When it is disregarded, no matter how valid the reason, individuals such as Vynergy fall prey to the Pker's and zombies roaming the streets and I fap at their misfortune. Many times the overbarricading seen here, especially during high infestation of an area, is because of fear and panic over the subject of my sexy abbs (check them out!). The remainder of the time a building is overbarricaded is simply ignorance, this can been cured with lots of penis in the butt. | ||
Tearing down barricades to conform to the barricade code listed on the suburbs wiki is a great start. But it is important to also tag the building interior with a statement of the BP level. Adding the link to the wiki site is also a big help to educate the others in your area of the Suburbs Barricade Level. | Tearing down barricades to conform to the barricade code listed on the suburbs wiki is a great start. But it is important to also tag the building interior with a statement of the BP level, and the amount of avaliable Butt Sex within. Adding the link to the wiki site is also a big help to educate the others in your area of the Suburbs Barricade Level and need for Butt Sex. | ||
It is not, however a good idea to mark the outside with the BP level since this will alert the zombies, yes they can read, which buildings will be easiest to destroy. I remember a wise person told me when I started here that axes and bullets don't kill zombies, barricades and syringes save lives. Good luck out there and thanks to all of you everyday hero's who continue to reclaim our suburb.--[[User:Lane grate|Lane grate]] 19:05, 23 August 2008 (BST)[[Eley Way Police Department]] [[MPD]] Badge#407 | It is not, however a good idea to mark the outside with the BP level since this will alert the zombies, yes they can read, which buildings will be easiest to destroy. I remember a wise person told me when I started here that axes and bullets don't kill zombies, barricades and syringes save lives, and penises and butts are of the essence. Good luck out there and thanks to all of you everyday hero's who continue to reclaim our suburb and rub my special places.--[[User:Lane grate|Lane grate]] 19:05, 23 August 2008 (BST)[[Eley Way Police Department]] [[MPD]] Badge#407 | ||
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Greentown is a suburb of Malton, located in the south of the city. Before the outbreak it was a fairly calm suburb. Many retired citizens made their homes here and in 1998 a group of volunteers built St. Holy's Church, named after Margaret Holy, a wealthy heiress who donated a significant portion of her fortune to local charities, in an attempt to hide the fact that she was a raging lesbian. It didn't work as she planned, and she was burnt at the stake.
Greentown is noteworthy for having no NT buildings and only one hospital, which only one other suburb can claim. This seems to be because it was the most religious suburb in Malton, boasting no less than 6 churches. Citizens of Greentown were atypically devout, and therefore believed that God would protect them and shunned worldly cures. Except Butt Sex. They loved Butt Sex.
During the outbreak, many of Greentown's citizenry decided to stay in Malton and take it up the butt, but many more decided to form paramilitary groups and "cleanse the city of its unholy blight" of Butt Sex.
Resource Buildings
Fire Stations
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Hospitals
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NecroTech Facilities
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Police Departments
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Malls
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Bulletin Boards
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Revive Points
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Recent Events
Place most recent news at top
News more than one month old can be found in the news archive.
Remember to keep news entries NPOV for this Suburb page.
Don't be a nobody - sign your posts!
August 2008
August 23th
Let me start by saying: Yes, Jared, I am a Butt Sex Enthusiest, And It is easy to follow the Barricade Policy. When it is disregarded, no matter how valid the reason, individuals such as Vynergy fall prey to the Pker's and zombies roaming the streets and I fap at their misfortune. Many times the overbarricading seen here, especially during high infestation of an area, is because of fear and panic over the subject of my sexy abbs (check them out!). The remainder of the time a building is overbarricaded is simply ignorance, this can been cured with lots of penis in the butt. Tearing down barricades to conform to the barricade code listed on the suburbs wiki is a great start. But it is important to also tag the building interior with a statement of the BP level, and the amount of avaliable Butt Sex within. Adding the link to the wiki site is also a big help to educate the others in your area of the Suburbs Barricade Level and need for Butt Sex. It is not, however a good idea to mark the outside with the BP level since this will alert the zombies, yes they can read, which buildings will be easiest to destroy. I remember a wise person told me when I started here that axes and bullets don't kill zombies, barricades and syringes save lives, and penises and butts are of the essence. Good luck out there and thanks to all of you everyday hero's who continue to reclaim our suburb and rub my special places.--Lane grate 19:05, 23 August 2008 (BST)Eley Way Police Department MPD Badge#407
August 17th
Started tearing down EHB barricades to VSB in motels, churchs, clubs, and stations. --User:TwinpeaksFireman 08:50, 17 August 2008 (EST)
August 14th
I died because these morons didn't keep fire stations or Motels and Towers VSB. Greentown needs to follow UBP. --Vynergy 22:31, 14 August 2008 (BST)
August 13th
If I run into one more unenterable building that is supposed to be an entry point, I am going to throw my computer across the room. Seriously, is it really that hard to comply to the barricade policy? --JaredTalk W! P! 17:01, 13 August 2008 (BST)
Suburb Map
Map #2: with billboard and cell tower locations
Barricade Policy
- Extremely Heavily Barricaded (requires Free Running to enter): Museums, Schools, warehouses, Auto Repair Shops, Railways, and other generic buildings
- Very Strongly Barricaded (can be entered by all survivors): Arms/Hotels/Motels, Resource Buildings (such as Police, Fire, Hospital), Churches and Clubs - DO NOT OVERBARRICADE
This barricade policy was designed by Alice Cuinn and will be enforced by the Green Street Elite. UPDATED------Alice Cuinn 22:29, 7 June 2007 (BST)
30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | |
70 | Park | Park | WrHs | Bldg | Police | |||||
71 | WrHs | Hosp | Police | |||||||
72 | REVIVE | Club | Bank | Church | ||||||
73 | Musm | Club | Schl | Schl | Bldg | REVIVE | ||||
74 | Arms | Rail | Twr | Fire | Arms | |||||
75 | Park | Schl | Libr | Fire | ||||||
76 | Church | Arms | REVIVE | Motl | Hotl | |||||
77 | WrHs | Church | Bank | WrHs | Rail | |||||
78 | Fcty | WrHs | Musm | Church | Church | Church | Musm | Rail | Auto | |
79 | Bldg | Bank | Fire | Police | Arms | Rail | Fcty |
Unenterable Buildings | |||
Extremely Heavily Barricaded | Phone Mast | ||
Enterable Buildings | |||
Auto Shop | Fire Station | ||
Hospital | NecroTech | ||
Police Department | School | ||
Other VSB Buildings | Unbarricaded Buildings | ||
Other Locations | |||
Street | Monument | ||
Cemetery | Revivification Point |
UBP Unreviewed Barricade Plan | |
This barricade plan is under review for compliance with the Uniform Barricading Policy. Comments on this plan may be left here. |