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==Malton Recruitment Adverts, Alphabetically by Group Name==
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'''MMMM... MMMMMMM... MMMMMMMMMMM... MMMMMMM... MMM...''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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===[[East Becktown Defenders]] : Survivor Group===
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'''WHAT A GOOD DAY TO ENJOY... NO? OOOH THIS IS RELAXING...''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
===[[ENVY]] : Survivor Group===
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===[[Feral Clowder]] : Zombie Group===
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'''OH, I AM ASKING, HOW IS GOING TO MY PUPPETS... LET'S SEE... BETTER GO TO THE CENTRAL POOPYA''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
===[[The Flowers of Decay]]: PKer Group===
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'''HAAHAHAA, THAT GUY WAS VERY FUN,... HE MADE EVERYBODY LAUGH OFF''' -- [[POOPYER NO.23784]]
===[[Malton College of Medicine]] : Survivor Group===
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'''YEAH YEAH, EVEN I LAUGHED SO MUCH...''' -- [[POOPYER NO.73256]]
===[[Malton Danger Updaters]] : All Play Styles/Non-Participatory===
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'''SHUT UP BOTH! DO YOUR WORK!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
===[[The Malton Zookeepers]] : Survivor Group===
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{{:The Malton Zookeepers/recruit}}
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'''OKAY, MY DEAR BOSS''' -- [[POOPYER NO.73256]]
===[[NecroConnect]] : All Players===
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'''SURE, DEAR BOSS''' -- [[POOPYER NO.23784]]
===[[The Scourge]] : Zombie Group===
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'''HAVE YOU SEEN SOUTH PARK??? IT'S SO FUNNY CARTOON!!!''' -- [[POOPYER NO.17544]]
===[[Soldiers of Crossman]] : Survivor Group===
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'''YES, WHAT A GOOD SHOW... BTW I LOVE SIMPSONS''' -- [[POOPYER NO.66631]]


'''SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH AND GO WORK!!! WHAT A BOZOS!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]


'''IT'S OKAY, DEAR BOSS...''' -- [[POOPYER NO.17544]]


'''FINE, OUR DEAR BOSS''' -- [[POOPYER NO.66631]]
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'''OKAY, I AM NOW IN THE CENTRAL POOPYA... LET'S SEE HOW IS GOING TO MY DEAR PUPPETS IN THE URBAN DEAD WIKI...''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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'''MAIN INFOPOOPYER!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
==Category Listings==
 
Recruitment pages are listed below in order by type.  To include your recruitment advert in this list, put the following on  "template" page, where TYPE is your group's type:
'''OH, HELLO MY DEAR BOSS... WHAT DO YOU WANT?''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
{{CodeInline|<nowiki><noinclude>[[Category:Recruitment|TYPE]]</noinclude></nowiki>}}
 
'''FIRST OF ALL GO TO THE PAGE OF URBAN DEAD WIKI!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''OKAY,... ... AND NOW?''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
 
'''NOW SHOW ME HOW IS GOING TO MY DEAR PUPPETS!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''UHHHHH... ... WAIT A SEC...''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
 
'''WAIT A SEC WHAT?! SHOW ME NOW!!! THIS IS AN ORDER BY YOUR BIG BOSS!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''I JUST WANT TO ASK... ... WHY YOU PLANNED THAT TYPE OF TRAFFIC THERE?''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
 
'''WHAT THE FUCKING HELL???!!! LET ME SEE WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''WW... ... WHH... WHAAT??? ADMINS BLOCKED THEM ALL???''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''ARE YOU OK, MY DEAR BOSS??''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
 
'''YOU... YOU... YOU KNOW I AM VERY ANGRY!!!!! WHY DO YOU ARE NOT DOING WHAT I ASKED TO YOU???!!! WHO THE FUCKING BITCH ARE YOU????!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''AAAH... PLEASE MY DEAR BOSS HAVE MERCY!''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
 
'''NO!!!!!! YOUR BIG BOSS DO NOT HAVE MERCY!!!!!!! YOU ARE A STUPID BOZO!!!!!!! YOU ARE PUNISHED FOR 99 YEARS IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''NO, NO, NO PLEASE! I AM VERY SORRY BUT...!''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
 
'''BUT WHAT???!!! I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOU!!!!!!! SECURIPOOPYERS, THROW HIM INTO THE HOLE!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''OF COURSE, MY DEAR BOSS!!!''' -- [[SECURIPOOPYER NO.02365]]
 
'''NOOO, WAIT NO DEAR BOSS!!! CAN YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE???!!!''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
 
'''FFFFF... ... OKAY!!!!!!! SECURIPOOPYER, RELEASE HIM!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''OKAY, DEAR BOSS''' -- [[SECURIPOOPYER NO.02365]]
 
'''OKAY, MAIN INFOPOOPYER!!! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE!!!!!!! YOUR LAST CHANCE!!!!!!! DID YOU HEARD ME?????''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''YES, YES, MY DEAR BOSS, CONTINUE...''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
 
'''IF YOU FAIL ME THIS TIME, YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE HOLE!!!!!!! OKAY????!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''YEES... AND WHAT I MUST DO???''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
 
'''I WILL SAY NOW!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''MESSAGE TO ALL THE CENTRAL POOPYA!!! EVERYBODY STOP RELAXING!!! EVERYBODY GO WORK HARD, DAY AND NIGHT!!!!! IT IS THE TIME... TO MAKE AN ATTACK TO THE URBAN DEAD WIKI WEBSITE!!!!! WE WILL SHOW TO THESE STUPID ASSHOLES WHAT IS THE MEANING OF SUFFERING!!!!!!! I WANT TO SEE EVERYBODY WORKING NOW!!!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''SURE, OUR DEAR BOSS!!!''' -- ALL POOPYERS
 
'''MAIN INFOPOOPYER, GET ACCESS TO THE SOURCE CONFIGURATION OF THE WEBSITE, AND DON'T FORGET TO HELP THE REST OF INFOPOOPYERS!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''SURE, MY DEAR BOSS!''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
 
'''INFOPOOPYER NO.034!!! GO SELECT A PROXY OF OUR BIG PROXY SERVER, AND MAKE SURE EACH OF OUR COMPUTERS ARE ACCESSING THE WEBSITE THROUGH IT!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''OKAY, DEAR BOSS!!! I AM ON IT!!!''' -- [[INFOPOOPYER NO.034]]
 
'''INFOPOOPYER NO.089!!! CRACK THE CONFIGURATION OF THAT STUPID WEBSITE, AND PROTECT IT TO PREVENT ANYONE OUT OF OUR HOST FROM ACCESSING IT!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''OKAY, MY DEAR BOSS!!!!!''' -- [[INFOPOOPYER NO.089]]
 
'''I THINK THE REST OF INFOPOOPYERS KNOW WHAT'S THEIR WORK!!! START NOW!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''SURE, DEAREST BOSS!!!!!!''' -- THE REST OF INFOPOOPYERS
 
'''SECURIPOOPYERS, MAKE SURE EACH INFOPOOPYER IS DOING HIS WORK ADEQUATELY!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''OF COURSE, OUR DEAR BOSS!!!!!''' -- ALL SECURIPOOPYERS
 
'''OKAY, BETTER I WILL GO TO RELAX IN MY LUXURIOUS ROOM... DRINKING SOME GOOD TONIC THERE...''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''I HOPE THE WORST TO THOSE BITCHES THAT BLOCKED ALL MY PUPPETS... ... TODAY,... THEY ARE VERY CALMED,... TOMORROW,... THEY WILL BE SUFFERING A LOT!!! THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT, BITCHES!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA...!!!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''''The End'''''

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Looking for a group to join? Have a group seeking members?

This page is open to adverts by groups currently recruiting new members.

Formatting and additional information can be found below the group adverts.

Malton Recruitment Adverts, Alphabetically by Group Name

Place your group (or coalition) advert in alphabetical order by group name.



East Becktown Defenders : Survivor Group

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East Becktown Defenders


Tired of wandering around Malton with no real cause? Need to make a difference? The East Becktown Defenders want you!

Our goal is to maintain the suburb of East Becktown, keeping all our TRPs up and running, but we are often seen kicking back and relaxing in one of the pubs or attempting to converse with the Daubeney Resident Zambahz without being gnawed on.

If you think this sounds like the perfect assignment for you, please contact us via our talk page, find us on Discord or come and find us in East Becktown!

We've Got Your Beck!


Last updated 10:59, 2 November 2019 (UTC)



ENVY : Survivor Group

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Looking for a group that’s edgy and offers opportunities to find and take part in the action anywhere in Malton?
Look no more, ENVY is for YOU.


The Virtues of ENVY


As a pro survivor group, ENVY's day to day is ever changing, but mainly we are here to help with our available resources in any situation, and we do mean ANY.
That goes from assisting in sieges, help rebuild suburbs lost to hordes of Zeds (or zergs nowadays), to bring our members to assist in PKer assaults.
You need assistance, ENVY is on its way. No problem is too big.

Throughout its history, ENVY has met with bold opposition from Zeds, PKers and now Zergers. We never back down from a fight, good or bad. We are fearless.
In some cases, the temptation to teach a good lesson to those that dare is too tempting.
We do bite when poked and will offer strategic and delightful psychological warfare to anyone that does.


What are you waiting for?


We are looking forward to making history again and welcome new members to have each other’s back.

Come drop a line here and lets see if ENVY is for YOU!


BRING IT ON!

Last updated --Murderess (talk) 12:21, 4 May 2019 (UTC)

Feral Clowder : Zombie Group

Feral Clowder
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When a cat bites, its sharp canine teeth easily puncture the skin, leaving small, but deep, wounds in the skin. These punctures rapidly seal over, trapping bacteria from the cat's mouth under the skin of the victim, where they can readily multiply. A similar type of injury happens with cat scratches—the extremely sharp, curved nails penetrate deep into the skin, essentially injecting bacteria deep into the puncture wound. Depending on the location and depth of the wound, the bacteria can spread in the surrounding tissues causing a condition called Barhah.

If you're interested in joining Feral Clowder, please join us on our Discord server.


Last updated 02:22, 22 March 2018 (UTC)


The Flowers of Decay: PKer Group

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The Flowers of Decay

10000 wayward survivors educated and counting!

Zombies at revive points taking headshots. Overbarricaded revive points. Fools giggling and chatting in bars while the next suburb over dies. Buildings filled with idiotic graffiti and stolen museum pieces, courtesy of flotsam who'd rather waste time than help out.

Malton has grown weak and lazy. Over the years, group after group has vanished into obscurity... except one. The Flowers of Decay. To this very day, we continue to toil away at our thankless work, making Malton better by culling the weak and educating the strong.

We propose a better way of life. We propose strength through adversity. We are the whetstone for a blade that is in deadly need of sharpening. We are the challenge that humanity needs in order to grow stronger and better. We are the Flowers of Decay.

If you want to do something about deadweight Flotsam who try to pass themselves off as survivors, then join us.

Policies:
1. We want active team players.
2. We do not recognize Honor Among Thieves. Judging from affiliation rather than merit is allowing flotsam to wallow in uselessness. We will kill whom we please, when we please.
3. We are against zerging, alt abuse, text rape and metagame spying. We want the best out of our players and allies.

CONTACT US: DISCORD WIKI

03:26, 3 November 2024 (UTC)

Malton College of Medicine : Survivor Group

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Malton College of Medicine prides itself on teaching newcomers to Malton how to survive a zombie apocalypse. We are dedicated to assisting neighbouring suburbs to the best of our ability, as well as entertaining ourselves and those who join us with weekly karaoke.

Our staff are fun-loving, experienced survivors who will help you to gather the knowledge and skills of a veteran during your stay at MCM.

Our home is St George's Hospital in Greentown, so feel free to pop in and say hello!

If you are interested in joining MCM, please contact us. You can find us on Discord.

So, what are you waiting for? Apply here today!

Last updated 12:15, 11 January 2018 (UTC)


Malton Danger Updaters : All Play Styles/Non-Participatory

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Malton Danger Updaters
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The Malton Danger Updaters are a loose group of players whose goal is to keep Malton's DangerReport system up-to-date across the city.

MDU alts may be of any variety, but are generally discouraged from "playing" the game when on MDU assignment. Instead, they travel the city, updating building- and suburb-level DangerReports and other information.

Latest Updates

MDU has several projects ongoing! Join us here on the wiki to get involved.

MDU has shifted to a new Marking Unknown schedule. See here for more.

This fall, MDU will be participating in the Great Suburb Group Massacre. Check back soon for more info!
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Last updated 16:12, 2 March 2019 (UTC)

The Malton Zookeepers : Survivor Group

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Malton's most maudlin mob of misanthropic miscreants is always looking for a few more good men, women, zombies, animals, robots, space aliens and time travelling nanites.


Stop by our Discord for details on how to join.

04:06, 17 December 2023 (UTC)

NecroConnect : All Players

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NecroConnect is an ongoing project, with the goal of uniting zombies and survivors under one forum, and creating various resources for the community. The site is run by a volunteer staff who hail from all walks of Maltonian life.

Visit us on the wiki or at our forum today!

Below is a list of features that are available on the board, or that we're working on implementing.

  • Survivor, zombie, dual nature, and PKer exclusive areas: Safe areas for discussion
  • New Player Resources: Player made guides, helpful links, and more!
  • Live Chat: Chat with your fellow players in our shoutbox or IRC chatroom
  • Bounty Hunter Board: Making life easier for bounty hunters, by putting all the bounties in one place
  • PKer Board: PKers can keep score among themselves. Public and PKer only access variants, so people can choose to brag to everyone, or just among their colleagues
  • Group Services: You can request a group area within the forum
  • Spam Pit: Some guy keeps throwing canned meat in here. We don't know why...
  • Arts and Crafts: Got a drawing to show off, or a story to tell? Put it here!

Latest News

NecroConnect is now two years old!

Last updated 15:56, 30 November 2017 (UTC)

The Scourge : Zombie Group

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The Scourge


Barhah! We're a bunch of fun and friendly players who love the game and think the undead have been at a disadvantage for too long.

Whether you're a career zombie, a brand new babah or a survivor wanting to defect to the non-Mrh?ing side, any and all zombies are welcome to join us! We make sure to feed our babahz so they grow up to be big and strong!

We run regular strikes on Discord and we maintain a record of our shamblings here on the wiki. Feel free to stay for a meal, a week, or the rest of your unlife...

To join the fastest growing horde in Malton, head to our Discord and we will let you know where in Malton we are!


Last updated 20:11, 13 May 2023 (UTC)
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Soldiers of Crossman : Survivor Group

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Rising from the ashes of two historical groups, the Soldiers of Crossman have thrived in the volatile Northwest of Malton, becoming one of the longest-lasting, premier groups in the game. Our friends know us for our loyalty, good humor, and dedication. Our enemies know us for our strength, determination, and tenacity.

The Northwest was once a proud bastion of humanity in the zombie apocalypse, standing firm when all else crumbled around it. We intend to bring that back by uniting all of the survivors in the Northwest, not only in the fight against our common enemy, but also in our struggle to rebuild that which has been taken from us.

Join us on our mission:

To unite the Northwest and take back what is ours.

Last updated: 03:25, 3 November 2024 (UTC)




Format for Posting Adverts

Group adverts are to follow a very specific format. Your advert code should look like this:

===[[Group Name]]===

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{{:Group Name/Recruit}}
time stamp (~~~~~) or timed signature (~~~~) Optional if otherwise displayed.
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  • The entire advert content is "encased" in a table. This prevents one advert's formatting from affecting other adverts due to image "text flow" and so on.
  • "Group Name/Recruit" is a normal wiki page that contains the content of the advert. Using the curly brackets and colon inserts your advert page's entire contents onto this page, just as if it were a template.
  • You MUST put the following categories on your "Group Name/Recruit" page:
<noinclude>[[Category:Group Subpages]]</noinclude>
or
<noinclude>[[Category:GROUP NAME HERE]]</noinclude> if your group has a category of its own.
  • Additionally you should add:
<noinclude>[[Category:Recruitment|TYPE]]</noinclude> where TYPE is your group type.
  • Place your advert in alphabetical order by group name, within the relevant group type. Adverts not posted in the proper alphabetical order will be moved.
  • Large Groups or Organizations with significant subgroups are limited to one advert. This includes groups such as the DHPD and the DEM, they may use their advert to direct players to the separate sub-groups.
  • The advert must have a timestamp (five tildes - ~~~~~) or a signature with an attached timestamp. This can be placed either on this page or on your adverts page.
  • After two months as measured from the timestamp the entire advert may be removed for inactivity. It is the group’s responsibility to update the timestamp to prevent the advert being deleted. Updating the timestamp may and should be done at any time while the group is still recruiting.
  • Adverts which do not use the format below or fails to adhere to the guidelines above will be commented out. This can be done using comment tags - <!-- ... -->. A dated comment will be left in the edited section explaining why the advert page was dis-included; if the advert is not fixed within two weeks, the entire section will be removed.

Category Listings

Recruitment pages are listed below in order by type. To include your recruitment advert in this list, put the following on "template" page, where TYPE is your group's type: <noinclude>[[Category:Recruitment|TYPE]]</noinclude>

Pages in category "Recruitment"

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