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New Location Ideas
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==[[Suggestion Road]]== Reasons--[[A random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007 (UTC) :'''Keep'''. I like it.--[[Another random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007 ::'''Kill'''. I don't find it that funny.--[[Yet another random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007 :::'''Undecided'''. I just don't know!! Try and convince me to vote either way.--~~~~ (<---- that's your vote!)
All suggestions are an automatic "keep" vote by the suggester, unless otherwise indicated by the suggester. A suggestion will remain under voting for at least seven days (depending on the balance of votes) and must have at least 2/3 majority "keep" votes for it to be inducted onto the list. If you come across a suggestion that has been up for seven days and has at least a two thirds majority of "keep" votes, please feel free to add it to the agreed upon category on the ALiM list. Thankyou.
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Haw Library
Yee-HAW, you filthy haw.--xoxo 01:28, 3 October 2008 (BST)
Gulliver Alley
I got a pain in me gulliver. what is a gulliver? is it even a real thing? if it is this could be for body parts...otherwise i dunno, probs not worthy of teh lizt, jpb?--xoxo 01:28, 3 October 2008 (BST)
Lolley Library
Probably more suited to ELiM, but I figured I'd throw it in here as well...--Nallan (Talk) 03:02, 28 September 2008 (BST)
- kill - i would say this is somewhat LOLey :D :D :D:D :D::D:D:D:D: D--xoxo 09:06, 28 September 2008 (BST)
- Delicious lolley--CyberRead240 10:41, 28 September 2008 (BST)
- LOLz. Lolipops. Lolitas. What's not to love? Keep. --WanYao 13:06, 2 October 2008 (BST)
- Delicious lolley--CyberRead240 10:41, 28 September 2008 (BST)
Rounds Boulevard Police Department
Guess what you find here?--Nallan (Talk) 03:00, 28 September 2008 (BST)
- Boulé? Hmmm if the game called them rounds it'd a shoe-in, unfortunately it doesn't so i'll say undec and allow the rest of the kru to decide if it's worthy of UD Rel (which doesn't actually have to be LOLarious fyi)--xoxo 09:07, 28 September 2008 (BST)
- undecided - i don't think it's that funny, really, but i won't vote kill. --WanYao 13:07, 2 October 2008 (BST)
Stocker Lane
A no brainer! --WanYao 09:34, 8 September 2008 (BST)
- It is also right beside the Chubb Building and Coker Lane. Not to mentioned the slightly suggestive Pilcher Avenue. Darvall is sooooo the epic winner for most amazingly Amusing suburb! --WanYao 18:43, 8 September 2008 (BST)
- I don't get it. Kill unless the explanation pleases me.--Nallan (Talk) 10:31, 9 September 2008 (BST)
- One more plug for Darvall or "The Chud" and you're off the page, i have that power...don't make me use it.--xoxo 13:00, 9 September 2008 (BST)
- STALKER Lane, silly. And Darvall is TEH WINNANGIST!! Seriously, you guys have a lot lame ALiM locations, but totally pass over some of the BEST. This one rawks. If it's not added, you's suxxor, fer reelz. :PPP I mean, vague sexual innuendo vs. genuine punniness... I'm trying to help ALiM actually be funnier... By adding more of the latter. --WanYao 21:15, 10 September 2008 (BST)
- One more plug for Darvall or "The Chud" and you're off the page, i have that power...don't make me use it.--xoxo 13:00, 9 September 2008 (BST)
- I don't get it. Kill unless the explanation pleases me.--Nallan (Talk) 10:31, 9 September 2008 (BST)
- It might be the accent? If you try and say stocker in an american accent it sounds like stalker, but over here they sound totally dif. Soz pal, kill.--xoxo 07:18, 11 September 2008 (BST)
- Stocker and Stalker sound identical in Canadian and US english. And IMO it's Stocker as in "stawker", not Stoker as in Bram Stoker (which rhymes with poker) -- which are different. --WanYao 11:18, 11 September 2008 (BST)
- i like it but i don't take it as 'stalker' rather, 'stock her lane', something i would gladly do.--GomerPyle41 07:49, 15 September 2008 (BST)
- It's not Stoker (as in Bram) here, it's Stocker (rhymes with Rocker or Cock....er). But yeah we'll see how the voting plays out, bitch.--xoxo 08:36, 15 September 2008 (BST)
- And Rocker and Cocker rhyme exactly with stalker... --WanYao 08:59, 24 September 2008 (BST)
- It's not Stoker (as in Bram) here, it's Stocker (rhymes with Rocker or Cock....er). But yeah we'll see how the voting plays out, bitch.--xoxo 08:36, 15 September 2008 (BST)
- i like it but i don't take it as 'stalker' rather, 'stock her lane', something i would gladly do.--GomerPyle41 07:49, 15 September 2008 (BST)
Ryder Plaza
:| --xoxo 09:31, 21 August 2008 (BST)
kill--CyberRead240 11:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)
- Come on! Ryder Plaza? What isn't to lol?--xoxo 11:17, 25 August 2008 (BST)
- Keep -- FREE WINONA!!! --WanYao 09:31, 8 September 2008 (BST)
Penni Street
Plural of one of ALiM's favourites...--xoxo 09:31, 21 August 2008 (BST)
kill--CyberRead240 11:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)
- Ok, double kill...see that one coming?--CyberRead240 12:59, 26 August 2008 (BST)
- Sadly, yes. --xoxo 13:18, 26 August 2008 (BST)
- Dam..--CyberRead240 13:29, 26 August 2008 (BST)
- Sadly, yes. --xoxo 13:18, 26 August 2008 (BST)
- Ok, double kill...see that one coming?--CyberRead240 12:59, 26 August 2008 (BST)
Keep. Penni S_treets here! Who wants a nice PenniS treet?? --Blackboard 12:36, 26 August 2008 (BST)
- Yummy. Now Nick and Read get back here and change your votes. He makes a persuasive argument, although i've always prefered just reverting to swearing - you bucketheads! --xoxo 12:52, 26 August 2008 (BST)
- J3D, I'll thank you to watch your language, please. --Blackboard 16:03, 26 August 2008 (BST)
kill - meh --WanYao 09:32, 8 September 2008 (BST)
Meany Auto Repair
Cmon!--/\Haliman/\ T | CC | UC | P! | W! 00:08, 15 August 2008 (BST)
kill--CyberRead240 11:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)
Crabbe Bank
I just wrote a reasonably amusing description for it - really as a corollary to Dix Row in Wykewood.--Blackboard 18:30, 31 July 2008 (BST)
- Dude! If inducted into ALiM, this place would be in the running for featured status. Bravo!--Nallan (Talk) 06:44, 1 August 2008 (BST)
keep for description. Otherwise kill.--CyberRead240 11:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)
Added to ELiM.--xoxo 14:06, 22 August 2008 (BST)
Nutt Avenue
...--CyberRead240 08:01, 28 July 2008 (BST)
- Keep - Nutt: gonad or head, either way body parts --Co fragment 14:02, 31 July 2008 (BST)
- Keep' - I must be "nucking futs" for voting keep. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 19:55, 31 July 2008 (BST)
Added to ELiM.--xoxo 14:06, 22 August 2008 (BST)
Locations Under Review
All suggestions are an automatic "kill" vote by the suggester, unless otherwise indicated by the suggester. A suggestion will remain under voting for at least fourteen days (depending on the balance of votes) and must have at least 2/3 majority "kill" votes for it to be removed from the list. If you come across a suggestion that has been down for fourteen days and has at least a two thirds majority of "kill" votes, please feel free to remove it from the ALiM list and remove the ALiM template from its page. Thankyou.
The Fowle Museum
A Fowl is a bird. Not an insult. See Foul. -- Cheese 15:33, 24 June 2008 (BST)
- Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 2 August 2008 (BST)
Kill - maybe we need a BLiM, bird locations in Malton...LOLOLLOL--xoxo 04:46, 2 August 2008 (BST)- KEEP! - it's a fucking BIRD museum, CHICKENS plucka plucka... this is awesome! keep it or die! --WanYao 10:41, 17 August 2008 (BST)
- WTF!!11!!ON3! DETH THRETS ON DIS WIKIZ!? OMGZ VANDALPLZ--CyberRead240 11:15, 25 August 2008 (BST)
- Kill - Just not very funny --Co fragment 08:17, 20 August 2008 (BST)
- Kill--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 11:14, 25 August 2008 (BST)
- Keep - I'm with WanYao - BWAAAAK! B'GWAAAACK!! Blackboard 15:43, 26 August 2008 (BST) (And add to ELiM.)(...also I just touched up the page a bit.)
- Kill--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 11:14, 25 August 2008 (BST)
- KEEP! - it's a fucking BIRD museum, CHICKENS plucka plucka... this is awesome! keep it or die! --WanYao 10:41, 17 August 2008 (BST)
- Yeah i've changed by mind, keep but move out of insluts.--xoxo 04:56, 27 August 2008 (BST)
Moved from Insults to JPB--xoxo 04:44, 26 September 2008 (BST)
Lay Road Police Department Vote on me!
Nah. -- Cheese 15:33, 24 June 2008 (BST)
- keep--CyberRead240 15:48, 24 June 2008 (BST)
The Self Hotel Vote on me!
--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)
Lovering Avenue Vote on me!
--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)
- keep what is not funny about the love ring? --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)
The Lovering Monument Vote on me!
--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)
- keep insert joke from above! --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)
the Whatmore Building Vote on me!
--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)
- weak kill i dunno about this one --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)
- weak keep - b/c for some reason i think what? MORE! is amusing and it makes me chuckle.. --WanYao 09:21, 24 June 2008 (BST)
- weak keep, but keep none the less - as scotw.--xoxo 07:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)
- weak keep - b/c for some reason i think what? MORE! is amusing and it makes me chuckle.. --WanYao 09:21, 24 June 2008 (BST)
Category Changes
The following are nominated for a change in their category, not for their merit on the list itself. Entries must include the location in question and the suggested category to which it would be moved. Please vote either Keep in current category or Move to category suggested.
General Discussion
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oh, the here part links to this talk page, but it is not apparent when i show it on this page. i am not 100% happy with the text, any suggestions or good to go? and yes, that is paris hilton give me all the 'thats hot' jokes you can think of. --Scotw 18:39, 3 July 2008 (BST)
- Nice, but where would it go? On ALiM itself?--Nallan (Talk) 05:54, 4 July 2008 (BST)
- i guess so, it could also go on high traffic listings (but by no means all of them) for additional self promotion to get people to take a second look at us. --Scotw 20:34, 4 July 2008 (BST)
1st birthday of ALiM
ALiMs birthday is just over two months away, now I know this is a while away, but what about planning some shit to go down now? I was thinking an awards ceremony. As in, Best Location, Best Contributor (either voted by users, or in relation to most successful suggestions) Worst Contributor, Worst Suggestion, some kind of dumbass award in homage to finis...etc etc. It would take a while to sort out but yeah, I'm keen on helping out.--CyberRead240 10:33, 14 July 2008 (BST)
- Sounds cool. Not a big fan of the contributor ideas but the locations could do with having praise heaped upon them. Also a legal way to shout out to finis is always good :P Read you are amazing for getting the ball rolling so early and surely deserve some kind of award...i think i see some templates coming on ;) --xoxo 10:02, 17 July 2008 (BST)
- Sounds kickawesome. Maybe some kind of ALiM in-game tie-in. Like we could all meet at an ALiM and party til sunrise...--Nallan (Talk) 00:42, 2 August 2008 (BST)
- yeah coz in game ud parties are teh bezt! we need to put forward a suggestion that drinking makes you drunk and you slur speech and accidentally hit the wrong person when you try actions, also your hit rates are down but your punch now does 4 damage.--xoxo 02:07, 2 August 2008 (BST)
- Haha yeah. But punch rate should go to like 50% I reckon - for more lulz. And you can choose where to punch...--Nallan (Talk) 06:39, 2 August 2008 (BST)
- Less than a month away. C'mon lets get working.--CyberRead240 08:35, 6 September 2008 (BST)
- Still no progress on my "crotch punch" mod, unfortunately. Would some sort of ALiM tour be teh lame? We could make Mycock safe for everyone to enjoy. --Blackboard 10:33, 9 September 2008 (BST)
- 2 Cool are all about the ALiM tour. Hell, we even did one irl.--xoxo 13:07, 9 September 2008 (BST)
- The Lone Awesomes lend their full support. Who else is in? Are we all survivors, or is this to be a co-zeducational event? I'm also convinced that any press is good press, so I am going to suggest the festive punching of strangers. --Blackboard 10:40, 10 September 2008 (BST)
- You know something blackboard, I like you. In the least gay possible way ever. Your presence on the wiki is refreshing. I'm keen for a tour, but the player hunt is soon? oh what will we do? Also, we need wiki awards, its three weeks away now. (ps, I was lying about the non-gay thing, you seem like a babe).--CyberRead240 15:12, 10 September 2008 (BST)
- Well, I am a babe, so you're right to like me. Also another idea... how about a spraypaint campaign? "Come to Mycock, 35E 26N on (date)" all over town? 20 buildings a day each (we could probably even
zergcreatively push this number a bit higher) over a week... that's a lot of ALiM propaganda, and maybe a big gay party at Mycock? --Blackboard 16:06, 10 September 2008 (BST)- I'm all for a big gay gathering at your cock... er... Mycock... I'll begin with the propaganda. Except - HOLY SHIT, KEVAN's DONE THE PURGE!!!! I can't see what date we started ALiM!!!! AAAAAAGGGGHH!!! If anyone can get the date we began, put it here somewhere and we'll start with the propaganda campaign.--Nallan (Talk) 07:37, 15 September 2008 (BST)
- Well, I am a babe, so you're right to like me. Also another idea... how about a spraypaint campaign? "Come to Mycock, 35E 26N on (date)" all over town? 20 buildings a day each (we could probably even
- You know something blackboard, I like you. In the least gay possible way ever. Your presence on the wiki is refreshing. I'm keen for a tour, but the player hunt is soon? oh what will we do? Also, we need wiki awards, its three weeks away now. (ps, I was lying about the non-gay thing, you seem like a babe).--CyberRead240 15:12, 10 September 2008 (BST)
- The Lone Awesomes lend their full support. Who else is in? Are we all survivors, or is this to be a co-zeducational event? I'm also convinced that any press is good press, so I am going to suggest the festive punching of strangers. --Blackboard 10:40, 10 September 2008 (BST)
- 2 Cool are all about the ALiM tour. Hell, we even did one irl.--xoxo 13:07, 9 September 2008 (BST)
- Still no progress on my "crotch punch" mod, unfortunately. Would some sort of ALiM tour be teh lame? We could make Mycock safe for everyone to enjoy. --Blackboard 10:33, 9 September 2008 (BST)
- Less than a month away. C'mon lets get working.--CyberRead240 08:35, 6 September 2008 (BST)
- Haha yeah. But punch rate should go to like 50% I reckon - for more lulz. And you can choose where to punch...--Nallan (Talk) 06:39, 2 August 2008 (BST)
- yeah coz in game ud parties are teh bezt! we need to put forward a suggestion that drinking makes you drunk and you slur speech and accidentally hit the wrong person when you try actions, also your hit rates are down but your punch now does 4 damage.--xoxo 02:07, 2 August 2008 (BST)
- Sounds kickawesome. Maybe some kind of ALiM in-game tie-in. Like we could all meet at an ALiM and party til sunrise...--Nallan (Talk) 00:42, 2 August 2008 (BST)
Award Suggestions
We'll give another three days or so for people to comment on the suggested awards and add any more, then we'll move to nominations, and then say a week after that Jed, myself, and possibly a third person will decide on the winners. Everyone ok with that? Good.--Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 15 September 2008 (BST)
Best Location Description
Does this even require voting?? I think shoe-in. --Blackboard 13:50, 11 September 2008 (BST)
Worst Description Ever
Think "Viva la Revolucion" in building form. For example, my The Danger Building trenchie homage, but it has to be someone who's actually serious about their INVINCIBLE STRONGHOLD, top secret safehouse shhhhh, or whatever. --Blackboard 13:55, 11 September 2008 (BST)
Worst Location Picture
Image:Matraves Crescent Police Dept.jpg I win!--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 20:09, 10 September 2008 (BST)
- Fuck yeah! -- LOOOOOOL --WanYao 21:13, 10 September 2008 (BST)
- It says best poorly photoshopped picture, not most poorly photoshopped picture, or most poorly edited with MSpaint picture.--xoxo 07:27, 11 September 2008 (BST)
- So you mean a pic that actually turned out good despite the shitty editing? I think we should have both.--Nallan (Talk) 07:35, 11 September 2008 (BST)
- I didn't make the fucking category i'm just interpreting it, yeah i guess both'd be good.--xoxo 08:14, 11 September 2008 (BST)
- I was thinking more along the lines of the most hilarious hack job (i.e. image search + 30 seconds of editing), whether it's actually Photoshop, GIMP, MSPaint... whatever. Best = maxorz ALiMcats. But we could also do one for... --Blackboard 13:48, 11 September 2008 (BST) (also I think Ross does win)
- I didn't make the fucking category i'm just interpreting it, yeah i guess both'd be good.--xoxo 08:14, 11 September 2008 (BST)
- So you mean a pic that actually turned out good despite the shitty editing? I think we should have both.--Nallan (Talk) 07:35, 11 September 2008 (BST)
- It says best poorly photoshopped picture, not most poorly photoshopped picture, or most poorly edited with MSpaint picture.--xoxo 07:27, 11 September 2008 (BST)
Best Location Picture
Which is the most fitting picture for its corollary building... for example, the big rock-hard cock of a building for the big rock-hard Mycock building.--Blackboard 13:48, 11 September 2008 (BST)
Best ALiM (based solely on the name)
Best Author
Worst ALiM nomination
Encouragement Award
(for that/those users who didn't win a major award, but probably still deserve to win some sort of accolade)
The Tim? Award for Immense Faggotry
(an award dedicated to a suggestion that made us all facepalm the moment we read it)
A worthy idea for an award, but i suggest it be renamed the Gamestriker4 Award. He truely is the king of LAME ASS DICK BITCH FUCK SHIT CUNTS. --xoxo 00:06, 3 October 2008 (BST)
- i.e. Worst ALiM nomination--Nallan (Talk) 01:03, 3 October 2008 (BST)
- No im looking less of a "thats a shit idea" award, that you get with worst ALiM nomination, and more like a "what the fuck is this shit...." look of disbelief etc. Name can be adjusted to suit, i was just wiki warring last night.--CyberRead240 08:17, 3 October 2008 (BST)
you guys are funny cunts --HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 08:40, 3 October 2008 (BST)
The First Ever Player Hunt
If any of you would like to participate in this new game, go to this page for more details. All are welcome, and judging by the quality of previous manhunts, this one should be pretty epica. Thanks.--CyberRead240 10:40, 18 September 2008 (BST)
