User talk:Nubis

• The Dead

Demoted

I've temporarily demoted you until this is sorted out -- boxy ^{talk • teh rulz} 21:50 10 September 2009 (BST)

Mess

apparently some goons stole my password and got into my account ( i haven't touched this shit in years )

oh god what a mess – Nubis ^NWO 19:35, 10 September 2009 (BST)

what is that nwo crap in my sig – Nubis ^NWO 19:35, 10 September 2009 (BST)

would somebody please tell me whats going on – Nubis ^NWO 19:41, 10 September 2009 (BST)

strange co-incidence for you to come back right now if you have not been here for so long... --Honestmistake 23:58, 10 September 2009 (BST)

This is ridiculous. This is Nubis? Um-huh.--Thadeous Oakley 00:05, 11 September 2009 (BST)

I think at this point, this isn't Nubis. Then again, maybe it's not me. MAYBE ITS NOT ANYBODY. MAYBE I DIED IN A FIRE IN 1455 AND IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT FIVE MORE TIMES A CLOWN WILL KILL YOU. (/obvious)--SirArgo ^Talk 00:45, 11 September 2009 (BST)

What? Being an idiot and revealing my secrets can actually get me demoted? Holy god, I never expected this! Save me! --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 00:50, 11 September 2009 (BST)

You have all been trolled.

PS I'm Really Nubis*. I am the puppetmaster. You are all my puppets. Nubis gave me this account right after the March of the Dead when Grimmy posted that "which Sysops Do you trust?" and I had to jump in there and save poor old Nubis.

Any foul mouthed hate mongering thing I said was directly from Nubis just posted by me so I could add more obscenities. I hate almost every last one of you motherfuckers on here.

*Check User should confirm this.-- #99 ^DCC 02:48, 9 September 2009 (BST)

But I love you, DCC... ;_; --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS I jizzed in my pants pr0n} 02:59, 9 September 2009 (BST)

And so it does. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 03:10, 9 September 2009 (BST)

I don't think this makes you a puppet master, I think it makes you a guy who has 2 accounts and posted as two different egos who eventually merged in to the one bullshit-machine that nobody really gave a toss about anyway.--CyberRead240 09:16, 9 September 2009 (BST)

I wouldn't get too judgemental about using multiple accounts if I were you. Cyberbob  Talk  09:37, 9 September 2009 (BST)

Why? I've never used multiple accounts. I've sat next to friends who have used their own accounts, but I've never used multiples personally.--CyberRead240 09:39, 9 September 2009 (BST)

That's an incredibly fine distinction. Cyberbob  Talk  09:42, 9 September 2009 (BST)

Maybe I know more about your Interweb Relay Chatz behaviour during certain times, than you think I do.--CyberRead240 09:44, 9 September 2009 (BST)

Regardless of your eagerness to disprove anything I say, who knows why it means so much to you, you can agree with my disgust when someone claims an "epic tr00l" where they haven't really done anything special. I mean I noticed Nubis wasnt the same, he was way more LOLMEMES when I got back from my break. I'm pretty sure a retard could "troll" people if they got into someone elses account and pretended to be them..--CyberRead240 09:54, 9 September 2009 (BST)

That would actually be lolarious though.--Nallan (Talk) 00:47, 10 September 2009 (BST)

Who the fuck is Nubis?--Nallan (Talk) 09:55, 9 September 2009 (BST)

more like "Who-bis"--Shakey ^BBK 10:53, 9 September 2009 (BST)

Wait, so you've been Nubis since middle of last year and we never noticed? =o Smooth. -- Cheese 01:07, 10 September 2009 (BST)

It actually looks more and more like Nubis is DCC. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 03:34, 10 September 2009 (BST)

Links or it didn't happen.

If this isn't some lame practical joke, where's the sockpuppetry ban and Misconduct/demotion for nubis? --WanYao 03:35, 10 September 2009 (BST)

What vandalism has DCC performed? What sysop ability has Nubis abused? Cyberbob  Talk  07:48, 10 September 2009 (BST)

(hint: one does not equal the other) Cyberbob  Talk  08:03, 10 September 2009 (BST)

Nubies then would have abused his sysop status, by sharing his account. It's like unjustfully promoting another user, only instead of actually promoting you give your account away.--Thadeous Oakley 08:17, 10 September 2009 (BST)

Ah, I hadn't actually considered that. Good point. Cyberbob  Talk  08:43, 10 September 2009 (BST)

also sock puppet voting? --THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 08:50, 10 September 2009 (BST)

That was all I needed. To A/M! --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 08:55, 10 September 2009 (BST)

Or A/VB, actually. If they are the same person, then he is only A/VBable... --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 09:01, 10 September 2009 (BST)

Sockpuppet voting has nothing do with Misconduct in any way shape or form. Cyberbob  Talk  09:03, 10 September 2009 (BST)

Sockpuppetry is an act of vandalism, yes. However, either way, Nubis has broken one rule; sharing his account (if they are different people) or multi-voting (if they are the same) so one of the punishment systems must be used in the end. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 09:13, 10 September 2009 (BST)

I can't provide you links because you aren't a sysop. I'm establishing my conclusion from checkuser. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 07:59, 10 September 2009 (BST)

Slow clap.

Well played, sir. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 14:53, 10 September 2009 (BST)

Just Wondering

What's the real Nubis like? Considering I joined here in July '08, I may have never knew the real Nubis person.--SirArgo ^Talk 01:01, 11 September 2009 (BST)

Check the archives. After checking them out myself I assume he was able to string together a ruling and an explanation that wasn't simply a collection of vulgar moronic obscenities. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 01:11, 11 September 2009 (BST)