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Miltown Mobile Phone Mast

MalTel is conducting a maintenance "grand tour" and is currently trying to bring the Miltown mast at factory 94,95 back online -- and keep it running. I could use some help if you'd offer it. Asheets 19:25, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

It's not necessary to post a message on both wiki pages, we're essentially two branches of the same organization and we watch both pages. As I said on the LC talk page, we're already involved in two missions (in Barrville and Miltown), but I'll bring it up with the CC and we'll see if we can't send you someone.--Koppie 22:13, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

HS

	HS revive priority
	HS revive priority:	3.2 (out of 5)
	Reason for judgment:	human organized
	Comments	at HS talk page or HS forum
	Authorized by	Noc 00:54, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

HS invites you to show off your score on your main page so other can see how you have done. It is a measurement of your ability to deal with zombies and will be useful to those looking for a group. the ranking is based on the idea that AP is the measure of all things and effective strategy uses as few human AP to achieve a goal which takes many zombie AP to undo. Also you are invited to send a diplomat to our forum. Noc 00:54, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Thank you! Is 3.2 good? How do you determine this rating? How do we compare to other groups? Now I'm curious.--Koppie 08:56, 13 June 2007 (BST)

The Zone Alliance

The Cannonball Crew and its associated groups have long been allies of the Survivor Security Zone and have done much to defend her. However, as you know, recently shockmatic turned to the dark side and he was our only contact we had with your groups. Please, re-connect with the Zone and send a liaison or two to our forums. I know the Crew and it's groups spend a lot of time outside the zone, but we have a long history and I don't want that to end now. --Benigno ^{SSZ RCC} 20:59, 11 June 2007 (BST)

Thank you for re-contacting us! I will send a diplomat to your forum.--Koppie 08:56, 13 June 2007 (BST)

Creedy Alliance

Hello Fellow citizens! I and others are working towards an alliance that will make our shared home safer than any other part of the city. We believe that your group would be an asset to the alliance. Please have a representative contact me at CGRHQ.tk if you are interested. --Franz Molotov 18:56, 22 August 2007 (BST)

Alts?

Heard inside Fort perryn gatehouse: "# Alexander Carter said "God damn my alts been waiting out there forever!!!! Thanks Sarah." (24 minutes ago)" This Carter's profile says he's a member of you group. http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=875195 What is this about? --Stark Senap 01:36, 1 September 2007 (BST)

I've been in the CC for a year and I can honestly say I have never heard of this Alexander Carter. IF he reads this I must tell him that the CC does not condone the use of alts in the same suburb AND that he should sign up in our forum so everyone can get to know him. He must be a new player to the game and has yet to relise that zerging is a crime! YEAH A CRIME! --Abraxaslotus 01:51pm, 2 September 2007 (EST)

Clan Wolverine

We are currently in Fort Peryn and would be glad to ask missions from the Cannonball Crew, in return for access to the Armory, Hospital, and also in return Fort Peryn will not be harmed by us, in ANY future contracts. Eragon Hallis Eragon Hallis 0025 September 17th (EST)

Clan Wolverine is a sick twist of a noble house of Kerensky that fell in glorious battle so great that it is forbidden to speak of them. (I REALLY HATE THOSE BASTARD NIGHT STALKERS Change your page dipshits!)-Ottotorrens 05:50, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Reply

Of course, I told "Sergeant" Jorgensson I would not PK inside hte fort, especially when it is a survivor bastion, not to mention a place to get revives and supplies. In fact if you can see, we do not mess with forts regardless Eragon Hallis 0010 September 19th (EST)

Stance on Zerging

Clan Wolverine is a sick twist of a noble house of Kerensky that fell in glorious battle so great that it is forbidden to speak of them. (I REALLY HATE THOSE BASTARD NIGHT STALKERS Change your page dipshits!)-Ottotorrens 05:50, 9 November 2007 (UTC) I can see from your main page that the Cannonball Crew do not support zerging. Please can you relay this to Tyler Jorgensson, who killed me today in reprisal for my terminating a member of self-confessed zergers Clan Wolverine. See below:

The proof that Clan Wolverine are cheats:

• From their wiki page: "Zerging: Is allowed however, we respectfully request that only a maximum of two or three characters be allowed to zerg. Basically any more characters and you dont get any work done and this applys to Missions only."

• From earlier today:

Thankyou --Bob Fortune ^RR 15:00, 8 October 2007 (BST)

""Tylers killing was justified. As is our motive for what you call "zerging"

E Hallis, CWo Khan

Also that text was edited by Tony Darkgrave who were a currently in negotiations for a merger.

ANd I wil lget you a picture of his killing of Sare Lee Rosse, without any warning or provacation of any sort.""

"Zerging" is not my word, it's Hallis'. That quote is from a wiki entry he wrote. Yes, Darkgrave did edit the page, but he did so after Hallis' proclamation that zerging was OK - and Hallis knows it. Here's the proof, an older version of the page before Darkgrave even touched it.

I'd be extremely interested to hear what a justified motive for alt abuse might be. As for the screenshot of me killing Rosse, why bother? I've openly admitted I killed her. As for provocation; I saw the most blatant example of zerging I'd ever came across, and I killed the cheat with the least HP. I didn't "warn" her because I was extremely low on AP, I wanted to ensure the kill and a partial getaway. Even if I had said something like "Rosse, you're a cheat in a group of cheaters, and are being executed as such", Hallis would still have gone crying PKer and set Johansson on me. --Bob Fortune ^RR 19:28, 8 October 2007 (BST)

Least you could get my name right. And no Eragon did not go directly to me, I jsut happened to be in the neighbor hood with loaded guns, where my friend was just "murdered" in cold blood. And I really dont see this as zerging, especially since they are not really doing anoythign important.

Tyler Jorgensson

Ultimatum from Red Rum

Red Rum are kindly asking that all survivor (zerging and non-zerging) groups leave the fort. We also demand an accurate representation of the Eiffel Tower made from cocktail sticks and a shipment of fair trade bananas. --Karloth Vois ^RR 12:32, 14 October 2007 (BST)

People should learn not to threatern Red Rum, we have cricket bats! And fencing foil! this is what we think of your offer. --Thekooks 13:34, 14 October 2007 (BST)

Clan Wolverine

I note that you're affiliated with Clan Wolverine- self admitted zergs and all round rude chappies. I'm rather considering griefing these lovely fellows into the ground and it would be a shame to waste ammunition on a far more civil bunch as yourself, especially since it seems you hold zerging in a similar regard. The non-island nation of Lichtenstein would be upset to find your good selves failing to rectify this situation. --Karloth Vois ^RR 17:11, 19 October 2007 (BST)

Clan Wolverine is a sick twist of a noble house of Kerensky that fell in glorious battle so great that it is forbidden to speak of them. (I REALLY HATE THOSE BASTARD NIGHT STALKERS Change your page dipshits!)-Ottotorrens 05:50, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

id say ignore this moron CC. Rude eh, well let's see who started it: hmmmmm Red Rum? And if you STILL HAVENT GOTTEN THE MEMO WE SPLIT UP!

Ill be reposting this elsewhere RR'ers. Sorry for the yelling there CC

E Hallis, CWo Khan

Bouncing Beavers

Hello Cannonball Crew, I am Falco94 of the Dribbling Beavers, residents of Santlerville. We have made a group of allies and beavers formed into a group called the Bouncing Beavers. We are currently in Tapton wondering if we could get a little help cleaning up after the Big Bash. We realize that you have your own things to deal with and we respect that. Let us know what you think.

Falco94

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Ummm please clarify If I have 3 characters in Ridleybank ((3 zombies that basically just randomly attack cades and a Survivor just south helping to hold a police station) I was hopping for an Epic battle on the 5th but so far I've been rather disappointed) oops forgot question... does the above count as zerging? -Ottotorrens 05:55, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Yes. Split them up. --The Grimch ^{U! E! WAT!} 06:24, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

A Cannonball Crew Messege

Why hello...geeez I did not even know we had messeges on here and I apologize for not talking back to you....but if you have any grievences or messeges to tell us...please come here----> http://loosecannons.1.forumer.com/ and tell us whatever you want in open diplomacy....someone will get to you shortly.

Thanks,--Abraxaslotus01:51, 4 December 2007 (EST)

In need of assistance

Hello,

Back in time, we used to fight together side by side at SSZ, and now LCD is disbanding. It would be really kind of you guys to vote for us on historical voting page. Thanks.

Warmest regards,

(Cortonna) DarthRevan 06:12, 10 June 2008 (BST)

You got my vote :) ----Abraxaslotus 10:58, 12 June 2008 (EST)

Hello From the RRF

Dropping by to say hai from the Ridleybank Resistance Front! Rather belated but we've been seeing you crazy cats all over the Village of Stanbury kicking us out of buildings. Do you not like our zambah zanz parties? We are willing to share our Wii, but we may be a little *too* affectionate, you harmanz don't seem to last long to our hagz and g!zzaz for some reason! Anyways best of luck, and fyi... work on the Zmazh Brazzahz skillz, we are very good at that game. --Zoey Zarg 05:40, 12 June 2008 (BST)

Awww how sweet for you guys to drop by, this just shows me how aquainted to our flesh you guys have become. The Ridleybank Resistance Front has always been a respected foe of the Cannonball Crew and we look foreward to working on the "Zmazh Zombah Brazzahz skillz" with ya. Come to our forum anytime for a chat, we look always look foreward to making new friends. :) --Abraxaslotus 10:57, 12 June 2008 (EST)

On behalf of the RRF I hereby present Cannonball Crew with the following award:

	Golden Brain
	This user or group has been awarded the Ridleybank Resistance Front's prestigious Golden Brain, because smart survivors are more fun and taste sweeter.

Barhah!

--Papa Moloch 23:00, 16 June 2008 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Only one response is necessary to preserve your link on all suburb pages. Thanks! --Pedentic 03:49, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Greetings, Pedentic. The Cannonball Crew including the Fort Perryn Defense Force and Loose Cannons are active. If we can reach them with our feet, then zombie heinies are going to get kicked. --Deletion 04:47, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Fort Perryn

I saw a few of your members are near Fort Perryn. Did your group have any plans on retaking the fort? I'm leading a platoon to try and help retake the fort. If you have a plan of attack, we would be more than willing to help. Feel free to contact me on my talk page or on Umbrella Corps forums. Thanks. --Dark Blue Helmet 00:44, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

Barhah Blair!

Sorry to see one of the decent survivor leaders go. From the RRF: Barhah! --Papa Moloch 10:16, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

I know this may seem like a random request, but it's for all groups regardless of size. Thanks! -- Linkthewindow  Talk  00:12, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Hello, Linkthewindow. Yes, the Cannonball Crew, including the Fort Perryn Defense Force and Loose Cannons, are active. Deletion 00:34, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Thanks! Linkthewindow  Talk  23:29, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Awesomesauce

Just saw you guys were active in Dulston, glad to see you around. We just got hit pretty hard with zombies (again), and revives have been a bit scarce at times. Anyway, keep up the good work! --Fujiko Mine 00:01, 17 June 2009 (BST)

Greetings, Fujiko Mine. We do not have a formal mission in NE Malton. Kathryn Railly is my alt and I'm happy to help out however I can. I'm concentrating on repairing and reviving. And like I said I will try to revive you tomorrow ;) --Deletion 00:16, 17 June 2009 (BST)

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--Janus ^talk 15:46, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

This Page is used for the Ad on the Wiki Recruitment page for Urban Dead Groups. --Hawke2019 02:01, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

GSGM 2010

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Yearly massacre and cleanup. --Maverick ^{Talk - OBR 404} 08:27, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

Yes, Cannonball Crew is quite active :). Jimaine Dunwich 14:57, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

Wonderful! Keep up the good work! --Maverick ^{Talk - OBR 404} 19:59, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

Potential Operations in Whittenside

My group, in conjunction with two of our allied groups, is planning a strike on Whittenside sometime in the near future. We calculate that the Escape movement may provide the opportunity to set to work restoring the suburb. I am hoping to also enlist the aid of others to accomplish an organized strike aimed at revitalizing the area. Do you have any operatives in the area who would be interested in assisting? In the last month since the fort fell, Whittenside has become a hell-hole with perpetually ruined resource buildings, graffiti, and rampant PKing by the Heathers preventing any serious restoration of the burb. Zombie action has declined since that fall, though the PKers are still here and not likely to leave. Despite their influence, which is primarily aimed at my group, we can take back Whittenside with enough help. I do not mind remaining the target of this Heather violence but there is no reason that the suburb needs to be entirely lost because of it. For us, this is a mission of science and progress but for others it is an issue of pride. I am here posting this call to action publicly in the hopes of gathering as much aid as possible. If we can garner enough support, it may even be possible to take back the fort providing survivors with a way to minimize the tactical advantage of the zombie hoard. There are but two forts in Malton making their maintenance vital to the survivor effort as a whole. If Escape succeeds, there will be a resulting shift in the zombie survivor dynamic, during which time we will need all of the advantage we can get if we are to weather the backlash. If you are interested, please contact me on the D.S.R&D group page or in our forum so that we can plan the particulars.

Yours in science,

-- Albert Schwan  23:18, 25 May 2010 (BST)

Recruitment

Concerning your group advert on the Category:Recruitment page, you may be interested to know that a vote is currently underway concerning the duration of time adverts can be reserved by a given timestamp. Your input is welcomed, and it should be known that if this vote passes you will need to update your adverts on a at least a monthly basis, not a two-monthly basis. Thanks. 00:40, 25 July 2010 (BST)

Ghoulsonside

Dear Cannonball Crew, welcome to Gulsonside on behalf of Clubbed to Death! We wish you a short an unpleasant stay as we gatecrash your parties, smash up your sound systems and eat your brains as finger food. Here's to a good old-fashioned fight in the carpark. - Hermann Munster

Thanks for the warm welcome from Clubbed to Death. We also welcome a good fight,it wouldn't be fun if there was no resistance! We will be seeing you as we will be bringing the head shots ;) --Josh Clark 03:44, 31 July 2010 (BST)

Looks like Club Zedman is back in our cold dead hands, so we're now giving thanks for the fresh brains in St Patrick's Church. Weer in yore church eatin yore doodz lol. --Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 14:07, 31 July 2010 (BST)

We are in your territory taking away your buildings :D LOL --Josh Clark 02:07, 3 August 2010 (BST)

Tip: leaving graffiti "reclaiming" buildings that end up in ruins within hours is not as good for your PR as you seem to think.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 06:54, 3 August 2010 (BST)

We like to think our actions will speak louder than our words good sir, in the words of John Paul Jones "I have not yet begun to fight" --Josh Clark 07:23, 4 August 2010 (BST)

Zepplin's bass player? 07:27, 4 August 2010 (BST)

No, an American naval hero apparently. As for the Crew, your actions have mostly been 1. cade empty buildings to EHB, 2. get munched, 3. run away, so you're right about the lack of fight you've shown so far...--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 10:25, 4 August 2010 (BST)

Your Mall belongs to us! ;) --Josh Clark 02:09, 5 August 2010 (BST)

No mate, you've borrowed it. He who laughs last, feeding-groans loudest...--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 05:26, 5 August 2010 (BST)

PS I just ate you. Zom nom nom!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 10:22, 5 August 2010 (BST)

PPS "The move into Vinetown was a success" - you mean, your hasty retreat? Don't tell me you've given up on Gulsonside already? You were easy meat!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 13:06, 20 August 2010 (BST)

Declaring victory a little to soon are we? You must like being the center of attention. No worries we haven't "given up on Gulsonside" I hope my love tap earlier showed that. Do us a favor and please keep in mind we do have more than you to play with at times. We are like a cat toying with a mouse, and we will be seeing you mice soon enough. ;) --Josh Clark 02:06, 21 August 2010 (BST)

Seems like your mangy moggy bit off more than you can chew when you came here. Headshots are meaningless without clearing, cading and holding buildings. We're here and you're not, Gulsonside remains a ruin: looks like a victory to us. Come back soon, we're hungry!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 05:37, 21 August 2010 (BST)

Gulsonside is a pleasant place to be. The mall is lit and caded, the NT's are operational, the clubs are open to the living. Great place to be. What are you Clubbed to Death shamblers doing, waiting for a invitational? come and get us. :)---Abraxaslotus 00:42, 24 August 2010 (EST)

That's right the Party Tank is rolling through! Ask and you shall receive, Clubbed to Death will see why we are the best at what we do! Cannonball Crew!--Josh Clark 07:30, 24 August 2010 (BST)

Thanks, we were asking for a delivery of brains and you showed up. Nom nom nom!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 09:01, 24 August 2010 (BST)

I see you're wetting your panties over "another drop of the suburb danger level of Gulsonside to Moderately Dangerous". Pity those danger levels are hopelessly inaccurate given that Vinetown (mall caded, lights on, occupied, zed-free) is 'dangerous' yet Gulsonside (mall ruined, NTs under siege, your Team Xtreme allies resorting to ZKing) is only 'moderately dangerous'. PS regards to Josh, I hear you were eaten again by a Clubber? Burp!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 00:20, 26 August 2010 (BST)

"Clubbed to Death"? How ineptly named. Aren't these the guys we slapped around, shot in the face, and dumped back over the barricades a few minutes ago? We kept the feral, Hellbert, though. We're holding him hostage. For pizza. And a Pepsi. And 2 packs of Marlboros. With matches. NOW! NOW DAMNIT OR I SHOOT MYSELF AND THEN THE ZOMBIE! *pause, nod* And Josh wants Cheetos!! Leon Silverblood 05:25, 26 August 2010 (BST)

Our main question regarding your Crew is whether your Cannonballs have dropped yet. Consensus is, probably not.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 09:46, 26 August 2010 (BST)

So what you are saying above about Vinetown where we were before circling back to Gulsonside is we did a job well done while there? Your Welcome ;) Now MY main question to you is Where is my Cheetos?--Josh Clark 04:35, 27 August 2010 (BST)

All you did of any note in Vinetown was leave a bunch of unsightly tags there, much to the locals' derision. Grammar Note: Where ARE my Cheetos? --Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 08:33, 27 August 2010 (BST)

You guys are going to have to calm down. I understand you're upset about the important parts of your anatomy that fall off when you're undead for so long, but there is a line for revives and it begins at the door whether you still have your genitalia or not. We do not have a "ladies and eunuchs first" policy at this NT. Leon Silverblood 05:51, 28 August 2010 (BST)

We're very calm after eating so much. Whose digestive tract are you working your way through, Leon?--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 10:13, 28 August 2010 (BST)

Well, since we brought ol'grammar into the fray, I believe Cheetos is singular hence we use "is" and not "are"...that's pretty lame, I know, but hey, what the hell...---Erica Gait 03:59, 1 September 2010 (BST)

Clubbed to Death has over stayed their welcome in Gulsonside, I would advise you Zombies to start packing your bags. I'd say by the attention we have started to get and the momentum in which we are building that Gulsonside will be ours to keep very soon. --Josh Clark 16:54, 1 September 2010 (BST)

Heard this before, many times. And "has overstayed their welcome"? - your grammar continues to fail.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 04:29, 2 September 2010 (BST)

If you ask nicely, Mallrat, maybe I'll pick some of your brethren's brains off of my ax and loan them to you so that you can come up with something more clever than "my grammars guder than urs". Anyway, I found some Cheetos so we don't need the hostage after all. He's been dumped outside with the other 21 bodies. Thanks for coming!

"more clever" - don't you mean "cleverer"? I thought zombies were the ones with the rotten brains! As I said before your hurried retreat to Vinetown, "He who laughs last, feeding-groans loudest." Jog on, children.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 10:37, 2 September 2010 (BST)

Yes you are indeed correct Hermann, Zombies do have the rotten brains since it seems you don't know when you lost. There was no retreat to Vinetown, you just aren't as important as you think you are. Now that you called us out I think it was you who bit off more than you can chew. Speaking of we found Cheetos in OUR Mall and it tastes like Victory! --Josh Clark 16:54, 2 September 2010 (BST)

Quick impression for ya!

"mumble mumble trashtalk mumble die die fail fail fail" You got it! Clubbed to Death! It didn't really interfere with my broadcast, though. They should bellow louder next time.Leon Silverblood 05:33, 3 September 2010 (BST)

Hmm, there are 20 zombies in the mall, but we can't find any No-Ball Crew members - did you all run away again, leaving your allies to face the Clubber music - or are you just Mrh-ing at the revive point? (Yes, we saved the radio broadcast as well - some comedy gold from you Mr Silverblood.) --Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 08:04, 3 September 2010 (BST)

Says it all, really.

From your group page - "Last nights radio broadcasts were full of Clubbed to Death propaganda. The CC and her allies found these broadcasts to be very amusing, showing the type of childish frustration survivors can still cause in Zombie groups." In fact, most if not all of those broadcasts were made by non-Clubbers, in a vain and obvious attempt to smear our good name. As for "to Gorilla Warfare we go again", given that you smell like apes and run like monkeys, that sounds about right. Guerrilla warfare might be a better bet. And lastly, "cry all you want Clubbed to Death but we are not leaving Gulsonside anytime soon" - who's crying under these circumstances (see screenshot)? --Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 19:27, 4 September 2010 (BST)