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Archived Public Service Announcements

Issued 8 June 2007 FmrPFCBob 00:26, 9 June 2007 (BST)

Officer Marcus Payne is the new Public Relations contact, updated info should be forthcoming. First Commissioner Jeff Oneil is among those officers missing in action and vacant positions have been filled to maintain the chain of command.

Issued 18 December 2006 by Officer Otep - Public Relations Chief

The Fall of the Mall ...or...
The Effect of the Caiger Mall - Defeat on the DMZ

The fall of Caiger Mall and the resulting fallback in the beginning of November has meant hard times for the people of the DMZ. When the lights of Caiger dimmed and the last of the defenders fell or fled, the attacking hordes, spreading in search of fresh meat, entered and decimated territories in the eastern side of the DMZ. DHPD officers, allies and civilians were forced to retreat from the outer edges into Dunell Hills to escape the fate of Caiger. But fear not, for the brave officers of the Dunell Hills Police Department and their friends in the DMZ have regrouped and pushed back, claiming back many of the territories that were abandoned and providing swift headshots to the zombies still wandering the streets. The DMZ is once again a safe haven, survivor numbers are on the increase, the number of zeds has been decreasing and incursions into safehouses are being dealt with swiftly and efficiently by patrolling officers and vigilant civilians.

Issued 18 December 2006 by Officer Otep - Public Relations Chief

DHPD Restructuring ...or...
The Retirement of the Commissioner General

November also saw the retirement of Conndraka, Commissioner General of the DHPD. Conndraka has served the DHPD for almost a year now and has been a strong and efficient leader. As a mark of respect and for his service to the DHPD Conndraka has been bestowed the honorary title of Commissioner Emeritus, a position that comes with a larger office and better parking privileges. I believe I speak for the whole of the DHPD when I say I am glad he has chosen to remain with us so that we can continue to benefit from his advice and experience. Jeff O’Neil, former First Commissioner, has been elated to the position of Commissioner General. Jeff is a long-standing and well respected DHPD officer and has already proven himself a capable and effective Commissioner. The future of the DHPD is in safe hands.

Note to Members

I don't know where to announce news on here, and sorry in advance if The place I put this was bad. Well the SW corner of Stickling Mall was overtaken first by destroying generators by spies of Shacknews. Last time I saw (when I died and was thrown out), there were less than 50 survivors and 115 zombies in the South-West corner...I don't wanna say its done for, but do the math. Unless people are active within the hour, it's fallen. Shacknews attacks the weakest corner and will always stay in the heavy corner to die when its not a push to break down the Mall. They have spies that spray paint everything.--Wbleak24 01:41, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

Your Message Begins Here

Group Space

Hey, is there any reason why DHPD Testimonials and Rabit Hole aren't in your group namespace? D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 05:32, 27 May 2009 (BST)

No good reason - just super old pages. Jim was planning on getting around to some page move requests, honest :p --Jim Extreme ^{Talk | DHPD} 09:36, 29 May 2009 (BST)

Necro-Tech Biohazard Containment Service

Hi i on behalf of the Necro-Tech Biohazard Containment Service, ask if you are willing to help us retake Miltown, as you may or may not know Miltown is now currently a red zone, & our small group would like re-establish a base there in order to gather support. Unfortunately due to the situation down in Miltown & our lack of members we find this task considerably difficult. I on behalf of my Superior Sgt. Gonella would like you to help us with our organization of a retake of Miltown.

We are currently searching for other groups for help, so if you can help us out plz do not hesitate to call me @ Keita1132@gmail.com we are in dire need of assitance & your assitance may be vital for this operation.

Hi there. Miltown is pretty far out of our area of operations, but if you'd like to discuss further please feel free to drop by our forum. --Jim Extreme ^{Talk | DHPD} 15:59, 20 May 2009 (BST)

------19th May 2009

(14/2/2009) Send...more...cops...

The Suburb Group Massace 2009

	Group Active? Request.
	In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

--D.E.ATalk 19:06, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Active? Maybe. Effective? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- #99 ^DCC 19:19, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Yet to run into any resistance in the Hills, DCC. Perhaps your own group should be culled? --Dr Sy N Tist 03:06, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Dual requests are bad. Sorry :(. Linkthewindow  Talk  07:21, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Request for help

Hello members of the DHPD, I know you've helped defend Caiger in the past (as have I, although I currently am unaffiliated with any group). After Caiger fell recently some of us have retreated to Calvert mall and are attempting to make a stand there. Unfortunately I don't have enough AP to manage the revive queues and keep barricades intact and survivor numbers are low at calvert. We are having frequent break-ins. Any assistance the DHPD can send would be much appreciated. I have a radio on me tuned to 26.60 MHz as well as a mobile phone.  Popsicle Pete  +  05:49, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Cosa Nostra: Possible Alliance?

Hello, I am the Don of all Malton. Well, more like Chudleyton but all will be ruled by the Don and Cosa Nostra. :) We are small obviously but want to have allies now rather than later. Were Pro-Survivor, defending Chudleyton from the enemy Mafioso (Zombies). We do however maintain our own list of Wanted As well as the Rogues Gallery, and Allied Pker lists. So we could be called Bhers. As well as Pkers since we claim All. Whichever you want to call us, we want to be all of yours friends. :) We currently keep Club Hodson in Chudleyton as a base of operations. (Though were Mafioso we have a deep respect for the Law) ;)Hope to hear back from you soon. Don Al Capone 16:41, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

Warrants

DCC will be glad she got a permanent warrant finally! --– Nubis ^NWO 14:15, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Hey, nothing but the best for DCC. --Jim Extreme ^{Talk | DHPD} 07:59, 7 November 2008 (UTC)

Attack on Ackland Security Commander

An officer identified as one VeryFlash (http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=94289) attacked and killed me in action near Marven Mall with absolutely no warning or provocation. He was carrying identification as a DHPD officer according to his profile. Can DHPD confirm that he's an officer? If he is, I would like to know why a DHPD officer targeted Ackland Mall Security's commanding officer. Tarumigan 4:41, 16 April 2008 (EST)

Another one of the Dead's Impersonators... Blast His Ass!!! --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 21:54, 16 April 2008 (BST)

Marty is right Tarumigan. Its a member of the dead's pking squad masquerading as Barricade Policy Enforcement or whatever. They are busy griefing the DHPD and use our group name in their profiles all the time. You can see our REAL roster here http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/DHPD/Department_of_Internal_Affairs That is the closest to an active roster as you'll find for the DHPD. Report them to Rogues and kill them and any BPE group member you see.--Showcase^Talk 01:27, 17 April 2008 (BST)

Archiving

Everything is archived. Discontinue your ranting because it is falling onto deaf ears now. View the archive here -- Cisisero 10:31, 6 April 2008 (BST)

NPOV

I would refer you to this explanation of the UD wiki's NPOV policy for group pages.

Both A Helpful Little Gnome and myself have noted on a couple of occasions recently that your NPOV section contains POV statements. Spefically, the second paragraph: "Click here to join the DHPD. Read DHPD Testimonials for an inside look at the DHPD". This is recruitment, not a verifiable statement of fact. Also, this part of the third paragraph -- "They still operate in an independent fashion, but their ability to communicate makes them an incredibly sweet, well oiled, and highly lubricated zombie-killing machine" -- is non-verifiable and therefore not NPOV.

As the Groups page explains, you can have further sections below the NPOV blurb that may be POV. All that is required, therefore, is that you move the "offending" passages out of the NPOV section and into a different, seperate section. That way, your page will conform to the format that all other groups on the wiki are asked to adhere to.

Thank you for your attention.

--WanYao 12:10, 6 April 2008 (BST)

Ravenwood Security Solutions

Greeting DHPD officers. We here at Ravenwood Security Solutions, Under the Juristictions of Jennings And Rall INC(J&R) and The United Nations Have been employed to Keep the general Peace in your Suburbs.

Our objective is not individual, but Whole group recruitments as our past experience has shown. You would retain FULL Squad Control,Ranks,Names,ECT.. BUT-we ask of you 2 Men/Women on a permanent Basis(we dont care if you send alts) To keep diplomatic ties between Groups.

These would be Full Fledged Recruits onto Ravenwood Security Solutions International, and thus forward under our General Command.

Our second Objective is Complete restoration, as stated in our Guideline. This can only be done if all people who are for our survival are working together,and not apart. We can achieve this by simply coordinating tactical strikes,repairs and revives.

Please send at least 2 Representatives to Our Forum or to Ravenwood,our wiki page. Please note-as Just arriving in your Suburbs, our Page is relatively new, and therefore will grow around and with you. Also, failure to comply will most likely mean your termination of supplies and AID from any Held Ravenwood Suburbs, and Subsequent Death Upon Entrance.

Have a pleasant Day, Look forward to working with you folks at

DHPD --PotHeadDan 10:17, 6 April 2008 (BST)

We'll send someone over ASAP. Good to see ya. :) -- Cisisero 10:56, 6 April 2008 (BST)

What the hell? Was that a force group join through force? - tylerisfat 22:48, 21 October 2008 (BST)

Honest question here

Why the heck does a police department identify itself with a presidential assassin? Redead13 05:11, 10 April 2008 (BST)

Let me answer your question with another question. Would other groups, such as your own, possibly have more active/higher authority figures that we might like to kill over and over? Ponder and let me know. -- Cisisero 07:26, 10 April 2008 (BST)

Awesomely deep brosef! Redead13 07:40, 10 April 2008 (BST)

As for an answer we might. You guys got any breathers with shotguns to shoot them with? That's a very important question as well. Redead13 18:13, 10 April 2008 (BST)

Yes. Thank you for your question. --Showcase^Talk 18:27, 10 April 2008 (BST)

honest dumb questions here

Isn't trying to delete a large swath of comments without an archive immediately bad faith? Redead13 17:42, 10 April 2008 (BST)

Not when they are meaningless comments. -- Cisisero 19:55, 10 April 2008 (BST)

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Further flaming and trolling can be done on user talk pages. If its done here, it will be deleted. Thank you.--Showcase^Talk 17:59, 10 April 2008 (BST)

Officer Kerry PKer?

Ruan, a member of my team, was PKed by Officer Kerry who claims to be a member of your team. He has posted the evidence on Brainstock. Officer Kerry does not have a record on the rogues gallery. She gave me no reason for the killing. Ruan would like a response from someone on your team via PM on Brainstock. Thanks, -ZaqWer 03:12, 15 April 2008 (BST)

Never Heard of an Officer Kerry... what suburb was this in? if it is outside the DMZ then fire at will... because none of our recruits are out there... only the expeditionary force... and I know all of those guys... anywho... someone from command should respond soon...

PS: If they don't leave me a message on my talk page or pop into the forum... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 03:16, 15 April 2008 (BST)

ZaqWer, I posted on your talk page but I'll respond here as well so other groups and individuals know... Officer Kerry is not a member of the DHPD, rather they are a member of the PKer group of The Dead. Currently they are mostly operating in the SW around Marven Mall. This zombie/pker group has been griefing the DHPD for months now and it's a common tactic to change their group name to ours when committing crimes. If we can help in the future, feel free to ask. Good luck and happy hunting. --Showcase^Talk 13:27, 15 April 2008 (BST)

Flowers of Disease

I must say that your Delta squad has given us a bit of a run, but it looks like the FoD is kicking there asses. I do not find this odd as we are the best in the biz. I will give cu does to Bulldog(C6) though as he has proven to be a fine diplomat and adversary. I think this little game we have been playing will ultimately result in a serious bonus to the survivors in your neck of the woods.

Sincerely, --Roland 03:07, 6 June 2008 (BST)

I'm impressed with the performance of some of the members of the DHPD squads. Once they put down their beer steins and the clouds of many ales cleared, they were certainly more lively than the last group we visited (the completely useless Knights Templar of Kempsterbank). I wish to discuss an idea we have been tossing around with Bulldog. Please send him post-haste to the FOD forum. --Hibernaculum 04:52, 6 June 2008 (BST)

I would venture to say the tally would be closer if only the Delta kills were tallied. No matter though, it was indeed a fun fight!--Bulldog C6 03:39, 7 June 2008 (BST)

All kills will be tallied and posted on our wiki as soon as is convenient for those responsible for the wiki. I do know that as for myself I had 8 kills and you folks got me 3 times once at a RP as a ZED. So in my mind that makes 2 kills for you, but then again I am Roland and anything less would be shameful.  ;)

I look forward to seeing you soon..--Roland 04:23, 7 June 2008 (BST)

Fiat Lux

Well, it's been some time I've come to extend the typical high five to the DHPD for another solid year of surviving also, an invitation four our latest venture to pay respects to the years we look back on...a festival of light and sound It's extravaganza number three http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Third_Extravaganza the angels have been planning this for months now, and I hope you can attend two we've never one the day without you, and we're naught planning on leaving you behind this time either

hope you can attend PadreRomero 17:57, 7 June 2008 (BST)

Will let the rest of the gang know Sanpedro 01:27, 10 June 2008 (BST)

MHG On Tour (Owsleybank)

Hello! As probably the biggest MHG supporters in the Northwest (Malton?) for over a year now, I was sure to contact you about this. I'm on a tour of Malton as a representative of MHG, (Not exactly advertised on the wiki, I really need to get on that.) helping the locals with healing and reviving and such. Anyway, I'm making a stop in Owsleybank, and I'm wondering if you have any active personnel there. If they are dead, I'm down to 2 needles from a prior visit to Nixbank but if they Pay It Forward it might work out. If they are still alive, we should really try to coordinate. If you don't have any personnel, I'll be sure to throw up a tag or two for you. Whatever the case, get back to me.--Jonny Evans 02:50, 11 July 2008 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

{Template removed to remove category}--– Nubis ^NWO 22:35, 15 August 2008 (BST)

Thanks. --Pedentic 03:18, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Can confirm this group is active. --Adavastor 03:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Indeed we are Sanpedro 07:55, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Thanks. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 10:36, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Yeah we're around... great work guys... i think what you're doing is neat... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 21:07, 6 August 2008 (BST)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! You are so lucky this says Active and not Effective.-- #99 ^{DCC SNACK STRONG} 07:17, 11 August 2008 (BST)

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 13:31, 19 August 2008 (BST)

Thanks Purple Cat

Thank you for your help with the zombie and the heal. I'ld thank you in game, but I'm using up all my AP on the barricades :) Kevyn Wu 05:44, 11 August 2008 (BST)

All in a days work... To my knowledge she's not on the wiki often... but I'll make sure to send her your thanks... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 05:47, 11 August 2008 (BST)

Malton Uprising

The Dunell Hills Police Department is cordially invited to the Malton Uprising. --Secruss^|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA||EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ||MU|GN|C2008||20:34, 17 August 2008 (BST)

Thanks but no thanks - anyone spotted pking DEM members within the DMZ will become fair game for DHPD officers. Sanpedro 05:41, 18 August 2008 (BST)

Group page formatting

I really like the style of your page, you guys put a bit of effort into it and I like it. Congrats :) D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 07:46, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

Thank you! --Jim Extreme ^{Talk | DHPD} 15:12, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

Revive Requests

Your revive request link on the Molebank suburb page is a bad link. Don't know if it's an isolated event but id thought id let you know. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 23:05, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Links are fixed now, thanks for the heads up. Jim Extreme ^{Talk | DHPD} 14:32, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

The Great Radio Group Massacre

	Group Confirmed.
	This frequency was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Heya, folks. I know it's kind of a random request, but it's for all groups, regardless of size, to help keep the wiki up to date. Are y'all still active and using the frequency? --Jen 00:38, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Allow me to take care of a couple of things by saying Yes... The DHPD is still active and Does in fact still use both the frequencies attributed to the group. Conndraka^{mod TAZM CFT} 04:03, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the response, and I'll keep in mind that you use both frequencies. Linkthewindow  Talk  04:08, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Recruitment

	Recruitment
	Your ad has been removed from the Recruitment page because of rules violation, specifically an old timestamp. There is a guide here. Please re-add it if you are still active and recruiting.

-- Linkthewindow  Talk  07:21, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

Readded, thanks. Jim Extreme ^{Talk | DHPD} 00:50, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

Cleaning up a mess of redirects!

I fixed up around 25 double redirects related to your group and two (Cotty Street PD and Broadbelt Grove PD) that should've redirected to actual location pages, not a group subpage. On that note, the location pages are pretty scarce in actual information (besides a short splash of text and a link to a subpage of this group) so I'm going to give those a once-over. Just wanted to let you know. And uh, maybe do less of the double-redirecting? Pleeease? --aClashInRedSnow^|talk 13:31, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

A crat rolled through and decided to move a whole bunch of our pages a couple of days ago, which looks to be the reason a load of this stuff broke. I'm on hols right now so I haven't been able to follow this stuff up at the moment. Thanks for the help and for dropping us a note about it. Also, you're fine to do any work on those location pages you like. --Jim Extreme ^{Talk | DHPD} 10:00, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

-- Linkthewindow  Talk  22:35, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
Ummm Link, Don't you think that major groups in the top 10-20 on the Groups should get something like a free pass on this. If the DHPD just fizzled that would be one thing but the numbers are pretty static. Conndraka^{mod TAZM CFT} 02:35, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

It was definitely something I thought about, however for the sake of fairness, and that it would cause annoying drama (but then again, anything does,) I just went with the old system. However, most of the large groups reply (although the MPD didn't last time.) Linkthewindow  Talk  07:20, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

And wasn't the 2008 version of this not so long ago? Yes, still active, of course :) --Jim Extreme ^{Talk | DHPD} 02:41, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Six months is a long time on the Internet :P Linkthewindow  Talk  07:20, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

He's right you know, Time in the Internet is actually much faster then us. In the time it takes for us to hit the enter button, Millions of bits of data come into existence and die off within that short amount of time. So in truth what seems like a second to us is 1 billion nanoseconds long. Now imagine a nano sec being as long as an hour in the computer world... Don't take my word for it... watch Reboot! --Ltpotter 13:51, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Building Information Center

Hello, I am here representing the Building Information Center. As one of the largest groups in the game, you have the capability to update the building status reports in your home suburb and any other suburbs you visit. In essence, that is why I am here- to request that your group helps contribute to and update the BIC.--~ Red Hawk One ^{Talk | space for lease} 22:05, 22 July 2009 (BST)