Danversbank
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| Suburb Number: 98 |
Danversbank is a quiet little residential suburb of Malton located in the south-east of the city. Prior to the outbreak the suburb was known chiefly for the famous Kilingback Cinema and the family-friendly recreational facilities of the well-maintained parks and museums. Post-outbreak the suburb has become known for the modern art sculptures made of dismembered zombies that now grace these parks, the sounds of carousing from heavily-barricaded pubs such as The Standfast Arms and the frequent zombie feeding groans from the area around South Central Danversbank and Voss Lane Police Department.
Danversbank holds the record for the quickest suburb to fall to the original Big Bash in a time of 8 hours and 30 minutes.
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Recent News
Please: recent news at the top (signed & NPOV). Old news can be archived.
November 2008
November 15th
Danversbank has been annihilated by the Anti-Gay-Marriage horde, or what the Lesbian Pirates now refer to as “The Prop 8 Zombies" (P8Z for short). These rabid zombies have been identified by means of painstaking research and heavy whiskey intake as belonging to the Feral Undead, a once progressive zombie party in the South (known for its activism against the infamous Fort Perryn Detention Camp) that has now apparently swung to the hard right. A young zed named Priapus, no doubt in a political gambit to assume absolute power within the P8Z faction of FU, has denied any specific anti-Lesbian Pirate agenda, and yet he continues to hound the Pirates with his perpetually engorged penis (his name is Priapus, people!). I am sad to say that the great zombie statesman Bub appears to be allied with P8Z, as I was recently eaten (painful, very painful) by him and the aforementioned would-be dictator Priapus. Lesbian Pirates, apply lipstick! We have not yet begun to disco. --Paddy Dignam 18:43, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
- Although your flattery about my youth and penis size is much appreciated, the Feral Undead simply must take offense at your accusations of anti-lesbianism. I think you severely underestimate the time and energy we expend appreciating them. To show our support for your community, the Feral Undead proudly wear the following badge.
November 13th
A rather large group of peckish zombies has surrounded the Lesbian Pirates and friends in South Danversbank. We have determined through careful investigation and drunken paranoia that these zombies voted yes on Malton's Anti-Gay-Marriage Proposition 8 and mean to slay the Pirates before they (the Pirates) can initiate the Million Lesbian Pirate March, during which great droves of outlandishly dressed, fun-loving, hard-drinking humans and zombies alike, regardless of sexual orientation, will march on the Capitol to rage against the social conservative zombie base that continues to insist, despite a 100% mortality rate and a 60% divorce rate, that only marriage between a zombie man and a zombie woman is valid, and that if the state allows Lesbian Pirates to marry, then the state will have to allow boa constrictors and PKers to marry. In the meantime, the Pirates of Danversbank will fight the encroaching zombie-bigots to the death (or, more likely, dress up like the Village People and run away)! --Paddy Dignam 18:51, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
- Balderdash and lies! Let it be known that the Feral Undead are equal opportunity survivor-killers. We also heartily encourage all survivors to take to the streets to march and rage or whatnot. And we are very pro-lesbian. Zombie-bigots we most surely are not. --Priapus 16:45, 14 November 2008 (UTC)
November 11th
NW Danversbank is very dangerous at present; upwards of 30 zombies are attacking the area around The Standfast Arms in an attempt to gatecrash the Lesbian Pirates party inside. N Central is also in a dangerous condition for survivors with Sleway Row PD and the Knyaston Building either ruined or under attack. S Central appears to be much safer for survivors (for now) and revive queues are being reduced at both primary RPs. Overall status remains 'Dangerous'. --R33F3RM4N 13:55, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
November 05th
The survivor presence in NW Danversbank is beginning to have an effect; Servatius General Hospital is operational again. Elsewhere, revive requests are being honoured at the RPs but the Voss Lane Police Department area is still dangerous. Scouting indicates around 50 (ish) zombies in and around the suburb and plenty of buildings in need of repair. --R33F3RM4N 12:16, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
November 04th
Voss Lane Police Department has been ruined by a micro-horde of 20(ish) zombies who are making S Central Danversbank rather dangerous for survivors. The cemetery revive point has 10+ Mrh-cows awaiting a revive but it seems that none of them are capable of posting a DEM revive request or contacting the DRRP forum. Roughly half of the suburb has been repaired and rebarricaded in accordance with the survivor barricade plan. However many TRPs are ruined / unpowered and many other buildings are still ruined. In view of these facts the suburb status is hereby downgraded to 'Dangerous'. --R33F3RM4N 19:24, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
November 01st
With the return of the DRRP the survivor population is growing again. Martha General and Servatius General hospitals are operational once more but many buildings are still in need of repair. There is a non-trivial zombie presence in the suburb in the regions of the Knyaston Building and the cemetery. The suburb is still very dangerous for the living and a meal-in-waiting for the undead. --R33F3RM4N 12:36, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
October 2008
October 20th
All 3 hospitals, All 2 PDs, and the lone NT building ruined; majority of buildings "ruined for some time."
Guestimate 40+ zombies excluding those at RPs (20-50?) However I didn’t jot down numbers of zombies sighted, I'm going by memory. I also didn't shamble too far away from TRPs.
Danger level changed to Very Dangerous as nearly everything is trashed. Unless there are many survivors Hiding In Plain Sight, this suburb is bordering on Ghost Town; only the Mrh? cows are keeping it red. --Silisquish 02:05, 21 October 2008 (BST)
October 14th
Just arrived in the burb and very few buildings are left standing, at least in the west half. The bastards even ruined the pub! --Paddy Dignam 17:42, 14 October 2008 (BST)
October 3rd
7 zombies outside of the Kynaston NT Building. 12 zombies in line for a revive. Moderately safe. Almost all the zombies are attacking the NT Building. --Super Nweb 02:24, 4 October 2008 (BST)
October 1st
At least 15 zombies on the streets, but 10 appear to be Mrh? cows. Breakdown of the Tactical Resource Points:
- 1 NecroTechs: not powered.
- 2 Police depts: powered.
- 3 hospitals: powered.
Moderate, verging on Safe. --Funt Solo QT 
18:57, 1 October 2008 (BST)
September 2008
September 16th
Zombie presence light, although there are a good amount of ruined buildings. Not to unsafe although sleeping outside is asking to be killed. --Super Nweb 06:36, 16 September 2008 (BST)
September 13th
A few survivors dragging themselves in trying to form up a group called the Danversbank Armed Militia to protect the local NT building. Zombie activity low, a very safe suburb. Nothing much else is happening here. --Super Nweb 05:01, 14 September 2008 (BST)
Barricading Policy
The Provisional Danversbank Barricade Plan is being enforced by the DRRP and other survivors. -- R33F3RM4N 11:16, 20 July 2007 (BST)
The previous barricade plan proposed by Holy Aura Militia is archived at Danversbank Barricade Plan.
