Recognition of SweetIrony as Malton's Final Mayor

Declaration on Behalf of the Citizens of Malton

The citizens of Malton recognize SweetIrony as the new mayor of Malton, effective immediately, and strongly support her courageous decision to assume that role in the final hours preceding doomsday, in restoring democracy to Urban Dead.

In the final months of Urban Dead's existence, SweetIrony led the initiative to bring Urban Dead players together in what has now been recognized as one of the last great historical events of Urban Dead: the Urban Dead Reunion. Through her efforts, billions of longtime Urban Dead players reconnected with friends and loved ones from decades past, breathing new life into a cherished game. With no knowledge of the doomsday announcement to come, SweetIrony's campaign to reunite Malton's citizens provided us with a final chance to be together before Urban Dead's shutdown in March of 2025. As such, SweetIrony is without a doubt the best choice to lead us in the end times.

Statement from SweetIrony

As the section that was previously here was not taken as the joke it was meant to be, I would like to ask that it not be restored. (I was about to delete it myself, but someone else beat me to it!)

To my supporters, you are all very kind and your appreciation for the work I put into the Reunion means a lot to me. I love all of the classy citizens of Malton, be they zambah, survivor, PKer, or whatever else. The people of Malton of all kinds made it what it was, and I'm happy I could bring so many of you together before it was gone. LOVE YOU MALTON!
--SweetIrony (talk) 22:52, 13 March 2025 (UTC)

"My campaign slogan is 'Vote for Irony - she knows where you live!'" -- SweetIrony

The new Malton government carries the flame of democracy on behalf of Malton as we descend into oblivion.

We, the undersigned, pledge our continued support to Mayor SweetIrony, Malton, and Urban Dead.

Supporters

1. JaneZoe (talk) 18:20, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
2. SweetIrony is single-handedly responsible for the renaissance of the game in its final months. I for one would not be here if she had not personally stalked me. Thank you for everything, Irony! No one deserves this more than you. ~ AphelionT 18:29, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
3. BrickCar RedBoom has been a follower of the campaign trial since he was abducted from Darvall to act as part of a security detail and is here of his own free will xD Clayton Carmine (talk) 18:41, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
4. SweetIrony is a Fed. You don't want the government looking into you, do you? Also JORM IS BIG FUCKING MAD ON THE INTERNET AND IT IS HILARIOUS. --LordMoloch (talk) 18:54, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
5. Sure. Why not. ABSF (talk) 19:23, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
6. The most important person, harman or zambah, in the last while. Also, no election in 15 years? Kylestyle4 (talk) 19:34, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
7. Barhah (talk) 19:36, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
8. Barhah for Irony! CyanEyed ^C-Kids 19:51, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
9. Jorm has obviously grown mad with power, looking at his attempt to violently supress the will of the people. -- Spiderzed▋ 19:56, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
10. SweetIrony's enforcers aren't making me write this, I chose this path for myself. -Professor DT (talk) 20:46, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
11. beep SWEETIRONY FOR MAYOR boop JORM IS ANTI-BARRICADE beep AND MY MAD DETECTOR GOES HAYWIRE WHEN POINTED TOWARD HIM boop—Cade Bot
12. SweetIrony has my vote, and is in no way standing in my kitchen with a gun while I type this message. I support her of my own free will, and am in no way being coerced. -- Dislycan (talk) 21:56, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
13. It's not everyday your FBI agent brings the entire community back together. --Axe Hack Talk 22:35, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
14. Yes! I am in no way being threatened in order to leave this vote. :D ~Saralan ^{Talk 404 ZHU ❤} 22:40, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
15. Yesssss queen! Spud (your favourite DJ's favourite fuccboi) 22:50, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
16. So let it be written, so let it be done! --Wayson (talk) 22:57, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
17. Lmao Jorm DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION 23:02, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
18. Much appreciation for setting events in motion for me to reconnect with all this before it ends. Nightforge (talk) 23:19, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
19. tap that mf yes button like you're dying of thirst man god  Adward  23:43, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
20. Got my vote. Managed to get some TF guys back. Mercinus3 01:45, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
21. I'm definitely voting for SweetIrony voluntarily, without any duress, coercion, or undue influence...(please help, she has my family). --Dijon Sanders Talk 02:16, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
22. Do you think, if, maybe, we sacrifice her to Kevan, we can avoid the end of the world? Just a thought. --  AHLGTG THE END IS ACTUALLY NIGH! 02:58, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
23. yes! SweetIrony will soon be KyleStyle anyway! ♥ Moonie ^{Talk Testimonials} 03:36, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
24. Yes. Of course with this vote I am tossed out of MOB. Fun while it lasted. Zod Rhombus (talk) 04:09, 14 March 2025 (UTC)
25. Yes. SweetIrony rekindled the lights on my favorite groups in Dulston and Pescodside and let us go out in style. She’s the mayor we need in Malton’s final hours. --Ottari 04:53, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

Opposed

1. The Dead recognize no living authority. --【ⅎooɹd ǝʌɐɥ ᴉ sʇɐoƃ sʍoʅʚ ⅎǝᴉɹɔuoɯ uǝɹɐʞ】 ☉ ☉ |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 20:50, 13 March 2025 (UTC)

   that's nice, dear -- Dislycan (talk) 21:57, 13 March 2025 (UTC)

2. Who? --Starlingt (talk) 22:00, 13 March 2025 (UTC)