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I haven't been here in years, and I don't know if I will again ever,

I <3'd our time together.

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Hey there. Check out my page to view the story of Emil Eklund, aka Frostbreath.

Now, in that story, Lovell Auto Repair and the Burchell Arms are mentioned, and thought that maybe you could do me a favour and creating a page for at least one of them. Beacuse:
1. I'm too lazy myself. For now.
2. I'm really curious on how a page like that would look like when you're done with it. Since you saw what i did for Dunsdon Lane, i'd think it would be awesome if you created one too.

Of course, you don't have to. But i'll plead ;-) --Frostbreath 16:19, 25 June 2006 (BST)

Oh, I definately will, I have a WHOLE day until anything planned. 6 hours actually, hope my story's arent TOO extravagent! --CaptainM 21:54, 26 June 2006 (BST)


isn't it cute?----Gage 00:51, 30 August 2006 (BST)

check M/A--Gage 04:22, 30 August 2006 (BST)


So tell me, why did you use your alt to vandalise my page? What have I ever done to you? --Paradox244 W! TJ! 01:51, 5 September 2006 (BST)

As above, it was your IP without any doubt. Would you ask your parents/brothers/roommates why did they vandalized us, please?--Thari TжFedCom is BFI! 04:18, 5 September 2006 (BST)
Any chance as soon as possible please? Just thinking about this is gonna make my head explode again(See Paradox244 Talk Page)...... --Axe Hack 04:22, 5 September 2006 (BST)

You already got your warning, but if you care; Apologize accepted.--Thari TжFedCom is BFI! 06:19, 5 September 2006 (BST)

OK. You apoligized. I accept your apology. --Axe Hack 16:15, 5 September 2006 (BST)


Please do not create alts for the purpose of vandalism on this wiki. If you continue this behaviour, you may be banned from editing the wiki. Cyberbob  Talk  04:39, 5 September 2006 (BST)


If a relative of yours is doing this damage, I would strongly suggest that you rat them out to someone who'd beat them within an inch of their life for sullying your image. Regardless, if this happens again you'll likely be banned purely to protect the wiki. –Xoid STFU! 05:51, 5 September 2006 (BST)

The Boot

I'll give you exactly twenty four hours to come up with an incredible reason as to why I shouldn't give you the boot. PM it to me on the forum. –Xoid STFU! 06:43, 5 September 2006 (BST)

Ok then

Submitting that wasn't a great idea in my opinion. You should have asked first, you will get a warning, if not a ban.--Thari TжFedCom is BFI! 08:19, 6 September 2006 (BST)

You are walking on thin ice, my man.--Thari TжFedCom is BFI! 08:23, 6 September 2006 (BST)
Then, good luck on your RL. Don't think on MrA, really. Sometimes, when I sleep, I think he is George Bush.--Thari TжFedCom is BFI! 08:27, 6 September 2006 (BST)
Indeed, Amazing.--Thari TжFedCom is BFI! 08:30, 6 September 2006 (BST)
Ahhhh......MrA is the pathetic Prez....I've been having that thought for the last 2 months! --Axe Hack 13:58, 6 September 2006 (BST)

Last Warning

Please do not place humorous suggestions on the main suggestions page on this wiki. If you continue this behaviour, your editing privileges will be revoked. This is your last warning. –Xoid STFU! 08:45, 6 September 2006 (BST)


You need to use {{Nosubst}} to use your sig properly. –Xoid STFU! 06:15, 7 September 2006 (BST)

He he, talk

So why did you ditch the traditional talk page hey? I'm just curious and I also wanted to make it kinda confusing for you. That is having a talk page about a talk page. I hope you don't mind, I mean after all thats what talk pages are for. Maybe you should make a page for this talk page so it's a talk talk page, trippy. - Jedaz - 14:21/15/01/2021 07:07, 15 September 2006 (BST)

Oooh, you're evil. I like that. –Xoid STFU! 07:14, 15 September 2006 (BST)
Oh man, you cunt. I didn't even see this one :P I like it though, I think I'll use the talk page redirects talk page. Zomg. Also, I ditched the traditional talk page because I'm very not traditional... And I'm lame a badass --CaptainM 19:59, 24 September 2006 (BST)

I have taken you yo arbitration.

I thought only fat people liked Arby'sJjames 08:22, 24 September 2006 (BST)

Your the one taking me, so I guess your fat? --CaptainM 19:59, 24 September 2006 (BST)

I don't think your 'oh snap' template is amusing.

I think it reflects rather poorly on your character.Jjames 03:36, 25 September 2006 (BST)

Not better

Actually, this thing sucks! It's just a redirect on your talk page, and thanks to that, you don't get notified every time you get a message with one of those spiffy yellow reminders. You have to check frequently or go to your watchlist to know if someone edited your talk! --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 06:14, 15 September 2006 (BST)

And I looooooove my talk, nothing beats it: NOTHING =P --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 06:15, 15 September 2006 (BST)
Well, it is better. I don't have to use a Talk page, it aut-redirects, and I get the email when it's on my watchlist instead of the email not making it for whatever reason when it's on my talk page. This is just a way for me to get around having to check the wiki frequently. --CaptainM 06:42, 15 September 2006 (BST)
Oh, you enabled emails! Very smart... and spammy. It's like signing in on a porn site! --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 06:50, 15 September 2006 (BST)
Just pray you don't get someone who edits their post forty times, or your inbox will be filled. –Xoid STFU! 07:03, 15 September 2006 (BST)
Yeah, it gets spammy, but I can handle it, I have to handle all the porn emails anyway. --CaptainM 07:41, 15 September 2006 (BST)


Please, do not add the Oh Snap in the vandal banning page. If you have nothing to add to a particular case, do not post on it. I am giving you a warning for vandalism of the vandal banning page. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 04:33, 25 September 2006 (BST)


Hamters.jpg Hamters in the Basket Supporter
This user or group believes that if John Teabags does in fact put the hamters in the basket that this situation can be resolved.

Beauracrates.--Thari TжFedCom is BFI! 05:28, 26 September 2006 (BST)

 :D I'm imaging a wooden crate trying to wield my +5 Flail of Red Tape. I don't see it happening. –Xoid STFU! 05:34, 26 September 2006 (BST)
I like the idea of a Terry Pratchet Crate with maybe an anthropormorphic mouth or two. --Karlsbad 05:38, 26 September 2006 (BST)
Grammar, FTW... --CaptainM 06:07, 26 September 2006 (BST)

Pathetic Bill

The Bills by default cannot play the game. We do our best to promote it, thank you for playing and let me tell you this is an impressive score there. Congratulations and have fun, we hope some competition soon arises. --Pathetic BiII 22:47, 26 September 2006 (BST)

Ye'r new template

Please, criterion 7 on M/SD. They just want our attention. Let's deny it to them.--Thari TжFedCom is BFI! 06:35, 3 October 2006 (BST)

But I don't wanna :( --CaptainM 06:40, 3 October 2006 (BST)
Fine. Whatever. If you don't ignore them, they'll show up again and again and crap.--Thari TжFedCom is BFI! 06:45, 3 October 2006 (BST)
Hmmmm, maybe, but would ignoring the 3pwv have stopped him? He's still going at it, if I remeber correctly. They do it, not neccisarily for attention, but to fill the void in their life caused by daddy's beatings. --CaptainM 06:47, 3 October 2006 (BST)

Ye'r signature

Please, do not link Special:Blockip/Jjames to your signature. Your signature was supposed to be an easy way to go to your user page, not a place to flame other users. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 18:02, 3 October 2006 (BST)

Yeah, I have a link to my user page. Just click the period. Yeah. --CaptainM 03:14, 4 October 2006 (BST)
Haha. Very funny. Could you stop linking to that special page ? that isnt helping at all to have less drama around here. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 03:45, 4 October 2006 (BST)
Alright, no problem. Funny thing is, about the time I decided to do that was when the shit with Jjames kinda cooled off. I figured some mod blocked him and didn't undo it :P --CaptainM 03:56, 4 October 2006 (BST)

Game Famous

Image:Dual_PK.jpg - was going through recent changes when I saw that someone had uploaded that.--Gage 01:22, 1 October 2006 (BST)

Dual PK.jpg
The chinese are going to get you, Morgan. You are taking the whole ASS operation into jeopardy. Also 假如看到有人破壞無電線、發電機或者在復活點殺人的話,請在這裡貼上他的相關資料跟罪證。

注意:要用圖片貼。--Thari TжFedCom is BFI! 02:08, 1 October 2006 (BST)

ZOMG! Not the chinese!!!! --CaptainM 02:10, 1 October 2006 (BST)
Yeah, the chinese. If they touch you, we'll get'em.--Thari TжFedCom is BFI! 02:14, 1 October 2006 (BST)
Good to know you got my back :) --CaptainM 04:29, 1 October 2006 (BST)


After a nice look at PTT's blacklist...I hope you know you have most of Shearbank looking out for they can kill you....but don't worry...if you're in Shearbank, I shall back you up. Those people in Shearbank have no clue I have plans to become a PKer. --Axe Hack 05:51, 16 October 2006 (BST)

Don't worry...if you come to Shearbank and someone lays a hand on you, I'll provide the hit-and-run backup that you would want. --Axe Hack 13:26, 16 October 2006 (BST)

Just don't come until I get Lurching Grait and Ankle's best I don't go PKing until I get those 2 skills. --Axe Hack 20:48, 18 October 2006 (BST)


You offered your vote, the time has come. Make sure to let anyone else know that might support this to vote For! M/PD/FGSLA —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Rueful (talkcontribs) SIGN GOD DAMNIT#(*$^#*$Y#.


I ate Satans Master in UD. My character is leggomylegolas. OWNED!--Gage 19:14, 19 October 2006 (BST)


Thanks for vouching me, Morgan. More after I abstained on your bid. Thanks again.--Thari TжFedCom is BFI! 08:21, 24 October 2006 (BST)

Swiping speedies

That's quite all right... the guy with his hand inside the Big Nixon sockpuppet is already pissed at me for SD-nominating another one earlier. Cheers! -- Atticus Rex AMP ' T 05:39, 27 October 2006 (BST)

Holy Smokes!

Hey CaptainM! I found a news article in which you have been mentioned in. --Slice 'N' Dicin' Axe Hack 04:55, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

Axe, you'll never know how retarded those fake reports make you look. SRSLY.--_Vic D'Amato__Dead vs Blue_ 04:56, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
Dude, shut up. Nobody cares what you think man.--Gage 04:57, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
Check me out. I'm Gage. I'm a mod. That means me > you.--_Vic D'Amato__Dead vs Blue_ 04:58, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
When you come in here and start insulting my friends man, I am > you. Just shut up.--Gage 04:59, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
UD Wiki. Serious Business.--_Vic D'Amato__Dead vs Blue_ 05:00, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
I'm not going to put any thought into this, just STFU Blue. --CaptainM 05:03, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
Nothing better to do is my middle name, man.--_Vic D'Amato__Dead vs Blue_ 05:04, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
Whack it like all self respecting wiki-zens... --CaptainM 05:05, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
Who told you to get involved in my fun, Blue? Can't you see I got nothing better to do right now? --Slice 'N' Dicin' Axe Hack 05:02, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
It's a little past midnight here in NYC, I don't go to sleep till 2AM anyway....and to help pass the time, I need something to I turned to fake stuff. --Slice 'N' Dicin' Axe Hack 05:08, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
Whack it like all self respecting wiki-zens... --CaptainM 05:10, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

The obligatory "I hate your sig" section

I would say that it was ugly, but that would be an understatement since it blinded me the moment I saw it. I can't see it to describe with words how ugly it is. Let me try feeling my monitor. Okay, it even feels ugly. Sounds ugly too, and smells like a rank fart. Jesus H. Christ.--Gage 05:49, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Let's see if I can get the words for you. Janet Reno sprayed with acid, dipped in a vat of piss, and then sprinkled with the essence of a million aborted fetuses. Does that about sum it up? --CaptainM 05:54, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
Uglier.--Gage 05:59, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

This might be because of my cheap-as-free 15" monitor, but your sig slightly breaks the page by obscuring the bottom half of text above it and the top half of text below it. In addition... wow that's ugly. I mean seriously, if that was represented in sound waves it would be classified a WMD.--J Muller 06:56, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

I figure I could probably comandeer a pretty hefty amount of oil with this sig. --CaptainM 07:58, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

I figured I've complained about Joe O'Wood's and Anime Sucks, so I may as well complain about yours as well. Also, Muller, I see the same thing but I'm blaming it on my using Safari for now. --Burgan 07:01, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Lol @ Safari... --CaptainM 07:58, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Ihate your sig like I hate my life--Admiral Ackbar U! WTF 00:04, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

As you should. --CaptainM 03:27, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

i hate your sig. it angers pets and frightens small children. --Kaminobob 07:56, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

I hate your sig. -Certified=InsaneQuébécois 03:29, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Good. --CaptainM 03:36, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

'''<u><span style="font-variant:small-caps"><sup>M</sup>A<sub>n</sub> <span style="text-decoration: blink;"><font color=#FF0000>y</font><font color=#00FF00>o</font><font color=#0000FF>u</font><font color=#503020>r</font></span> <font size=20 color=#FF00FF>sig</font> {{blink|is}} <font color=#808080 size=30>annoying</font>'''</span></u>--Agent White W!SGPCMS-MetaCMS 01:58, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Sorry, but it was messing shit up :P --CaptainM 19:33, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
You no wiki'd my "anti-sig" of doom! NOOOO! I can't believe you, after all your sig did to harm me!--Agent White W!SGPCMS-MetaCMS 03:25, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

I too hate your sig... it is the most fugly ass thing I have ever seen.... and then you went ahead and added blinking!--Ducis DuxSlothTalk 03:19, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

You say that like its a bad thing! --CaptainM 19:34, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

I believe this fits appropriately under this heading but feel free to move it as it's your page. Loathe, execrate, despise, abhor, detest, abominate, imply feeling intense dislike or aversion toward something, to dislike intensely or passionately; feel extreme aversion for or extreme hostility toward, and detest: these are all appropriate viewpoints that many users, whose retinae have been permanently scarred by having the flashiness of this abomination etched forever in their minds eye, have taken in relation to the sig of Captain Morgan. (actually I think that this is rather funny but the long winded rant is a must) --Leo Howard 08:18, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

I thank you for your opinions, but frankly, eat dick. It's a beautiful sig, and any woman would be luck to have it. I do not appreciate your long winded rant about the supposed "ugliness" of this most beautiful of sigs. --CaptainM 08:39, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

I don't think the sig itself is too bad... but you're definitely trying too hard with all the attention you're trying to draw to it. Just sayin'. Cyberbob  Talk  14:56, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

I think you already know, but you are slaugthering the wiki.--Thari TжFedCom is BFI! 21:49, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

That sig is even uglier than I am! --Reaper with no name TJ! 22:33, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

The Not-so-obligatory "I actually kinda like your sig" section

Yup. It's flashy, and yet somehow doesn't break the page. Good thing you decided on the template form, though.--_Vic D'Amato__Dead vs Blue_ 06:37, 6 December 2006 (UTC) Scratch that. I can't read the crap above it. Still not too bad though.

I like it, it makes the line below it a little hidden, I could probably fix that but this probably isn't too permanant. Thanks for the positive feedback, although a little misplaced :P --CaptainM 07:57, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
Yup. No problem. If you could possibly help me with my sig, that'd be great. I'm trying to get this image to be a link back to my userpage, but I can't quite figure it out.--_Vic D'Amato__Dead vs Blue_ 08:00, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
Oh god, the dreaded image linking, I tried many a sleepless night at figuring that one out. --CaptainM 08:01, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
Yeah, it's still haunting me. The code you gave me doesn't do it. Good attempt, though.--_Vic D'Amato__Dead vs Blue_ 17:39, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

It caught me by surprise, and made me laugh. I gotta say, I like it. --Zap 12:13, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Damn... is that ASCII I see? Asheets 19:13, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

UTF-8. *has successfully killed your joke*Xoid MTFU! 10:02, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
What am I missing here? --CaptainM 21:23, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Your sig hurts my eyes! Yet, strangely, I find it quite appealing. --Zombie slay3r 13:31, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

I am quite stunned at the sheer ability to turn mere pieces of code into such a hideous monstrosity; in the same way Frankenstein used a couple of bolts to give his monster that 'wait, he's not just a drunk man with poor skin complexion, aargh' finish, you have given - and forcibly given - to the world, with the small act of blinking, a sig with an obscene quality rarely seen outside a copro-pornographic film. I salute that diable le type of sheer bloodyminded creation --Medicy 20:18, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

You're all gorgeous. --CaptainM 21:38, 21 February 2016 (UTC)

You deserve cancer…

…for inflicting this upon the world.

On another note — font-size: xpt; line-height: xpt — you can use that in your CSS to ensure the letters don't break text above/below it despite being resized. –Xoid MTFU! 11:07, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

How would you feel if I told you I already have Cancer? Well you know, I can't be too sure, I have smoked for awhile now... --CaptainM 19:42, 8 December 2006 (UTC)


To die is to be born anew. Valykries note my brave passing and will soon feed me the nectar of life. I return to Odin's hall. --Jon Pyre 07:15, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Oh snap, a Viking! Yaharr, we got us a live one! Errr... Dead. --CaptainM 07:18, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
By the beard of Zeus!--_Vic D'Amato__Dead vs Blue_ 01:26, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

A question

May I direct your atention here? In Argentina we don't know anything about Mr. Rogers, the closest we had imported on the T.V. was Sesame street ^_^. If you never heard the song and I spoiled it, I'm sorry! --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 07:38, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Oh, so your policy is based of the song more than based on something the song was based to? I understand now. Thanks! --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 07:44, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

Wiki Monitors

Your candidacy has been accepted! Feel free to take a look at the page and read whatever rules and guidelines that you still haven't. Keep in mind that the group was just recently created, so we still need to even start the Records! Start contributing wherever you feel like, and remember: Keep your eyes OPEN! --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 17:49, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

I'll be frank, altough it may be seen as extremely crude from my part: I had a good deal of thinking and then I decided to rewrite a good part of the group rules and articles (100% sure) and kick you (80% sure). Sincerely, did you join to contribute or just as a way to amuse yourself? I won't make this any more complicated. Just decide what you want to do, and if it doesn't involve the seriousness I especifically asked members to assume when applying for the group, then leave. --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 05:22, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for understanding my position. I must confess that the possibility of being disliked by yet another guy mortified me. Just to be more clear, I don't have anything against you neither, so whenever you want to have a word or two with me don't feel restrained at all. --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 03:38, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
Not to dredge up old crap or anything but I never saw this. I love you. Stay sexy. --CaptainM 21:34, 21 February 2016 (UTC)


How do you feel about killing some zombies?--Matt guthrie 03:58, 15 February 2007 (UTC)


around these days? --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 04:54, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Your sig

Could you please put your sig back the way it was. It's far to large now, and overlaps other people's posts -- boxy talki 12:52 19 June 2008 (BST)

Help with userboxes with two sideboxes

Hi, you seem to know a lot about template design. I want to build a userbox with an image on each end, but cannot seem to find a recipe on the wiki. Would you happen to know of a link I might study? Thank you for you time. Catherine Cushing (talk) 07:50, 19 March 2019 (UTC)
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