Unholy Trinity
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Abbreviation:
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UT
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Group Numbers:
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3. We're a trinity. Duh.
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Leadership:
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Cataleya (forum diplomacy), Aruhito (wiki diplomacy)
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Goals:
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Sight-seeing, and crashing into every firing range in Malton. Oh, and shopping!
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Recruitment Policy:
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Private group.
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Contact:
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Talk:Unholy Trinity
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What is Unholy Trinity?
Unholy Trinity is a tightly-knit group consisting of three highly-coordinated players, taking upon the roles of The Shopaholic (Cataleya), The Batshit Insane (Aruhito), and The Go-Go Dancer (Harduk).
OMGWTFBBQ YOU KILLED ME! I'M SO ANGRY!
It's nothing against you, we promise! We usually just kill anyone who pushed us in the queue to the checkout counter in the grocery store, people who turn their music up way too loudly, policemen who just sit around and eat donuts, or anyone who interferes with our shopping, really. You see, we love shopping. Shopping, shopping, shopping, go go supermarkets, hooray!
Of course, there are always exceptions to this rule.
If you feel particularly upset about getting killed, feel free to leave a message in the talk page. Speaking of which...
Killboard
Kill count: 144 as of 12:47, 13 December 2013 (UTC)
Kills prior to October 1, 2013 can be found here.
Dates
150 kills: ???
100 kills: November 2, 2013
75 kills: October 4, 2013
50 kills: September 18, 2013
25 kills: August 29, 2013
10 kills: August 13, 2013
We Love Yetis!
Wanderlust
# |
Date |
Victim |
Group |
Killer |
Location |
Documentation
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141 |
2013.12.12 |
Jon Jacob Walker |
none |
Harduk |
The Bowles Museum |
i come to baptize you with fire, go forth and preach the true word of barhah!
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140 |
2013.12.12 |
Larry Hagman |
none |
Cataleya |
The Morrish Building |
i'll save you!, sorry for this faux pas, whoa, i thought that was a fak!
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139 |
2013.12.11 |
Albert Spinoza |
none |
Aruhito |
Warehouse 75,33 |
penultimate hit, survivors of the same crack flock together?, shame i can't infect you, but i can wake you up!
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138 |
2013.12.11 |
vituzata |
none |
Harduk |
Warehouse 75,33 |
you sure love to make yourself a target, huh?, this is the second time!, though this seems to be a hotspot in itself.
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137 |
2013.12.09 |
'Spider' |
Creedy Defense Force |
Aruhito |
Giddings Mall |
penultimate hit, oops, i might have mixed you up, another for my arachnid collection!
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136 |
2013.12.09 |
Don Tartalia |
Creedy Defense Force |
Aruhito |
Giddings Mall |
penultimate hit, mommy, lookie, a tarantula... aw, it's just a tartalia.
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135 |
2013.12.08 |
Constable Policeman |
MPSAF: Metropolitan Police Special Assault Force |
Aruhito |
Billet Road Fire Station |
penultimate hit, settle down, officer, settle down...
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134 |
2013.12.06 |
Malton's shield |
none |
Aruhito |
Giddings Mall |
penultimate hit, for man to want to live when god wants him to die, is madness.
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133 |
2013.12.04 |
Phantizzle |
none |
Aruhito |
Warehouse 75,33 |
penultimate hit, lorizzle my ipizzle, mamasay mamasa mamakusa
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132 |
2013.12.04 |
vituzata |
none |
Harduk |
Burchall Cinema |
might as well buff up, since you can't dodge bullets anyway.
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131 |
2013.12.01 |
a naked man |
none |
Aruhito |
Dowdney Mall |
come on, think of the children!
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130 |
2013.12.01 |
Debris |
none |
Aruhito |
Dowdney Mall |
penultimate hit, how can you be so heartless, that food wasn't for me, but still.
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129 |
2013.12.01 |
Theme Hospital |
none |
Harduk |
Scorse Cinema |
hospitals, now with more realism!
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128 |
2013.12.01 |
lugnuts |
none |
Cataleya |
St. Emelia's Church |
well, it's a good alternative!
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127 |
2013.12.01 |
brassman34 |
none |
Cataleya |
Heckworthy Towers |
why would i give you fish, it's better to teach you how to fish.
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126 |
2013.11.29 |
Zarquay |
none |
Cataleya |
Dowdney Mall |
why can't i hold all these non-descripts in my hands?, at least i can still make piles out of their dead bodies!
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Challenge Accepted!
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Date |
Victim |
Group |
Killer |
Location |
Documentation
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125 |
2013.11.28 |
RaiNoTsuba |
Malton Fire Department |
Aruhito |
Club Hesse |
penultimate hit, ooh becky, look at dat axe, i like big axes and i cannot lie.
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124 |
2013.11.27 |
KlorZul |
none |
Cataleya |
The Morris Building |
what is up with Malton and its shitty fashion sense, fashion NEVER dies.
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123 |
2013.11.26 |
Harry Bollox |
The Dead Bunnies |
Cataleya |
Dowdney Mall |
you all stink!, literally speaking.
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122 |
2013.11.24 |
PENNYWlSE |
Flowers of Decay |
Aruhito |
Dupe Cinema |
you smell worse than a carrion flower, and yet you're beautiful.
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121 |
2013.11.22 |
Decider Inchief |
UD Fark |
Harduk |
The Herbert Building |
i-it's not like you had a choice anyway, b-baka!
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120 |
2013.11.22 |
Skibble |
none |
Harduk |
The Linney Museum |
there are times when flak jackets don't serve you well, this is one of those times.
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119 |
2013.11.20 |
sean wedgwood |
CCPD |
Aruhito |
Challenger Crescent Police Department |
penultimate hit, kill on honour
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118 |
2013.11.20 |
Allsquiet |
CCPD Polizie |
Aruhito |
Challenger Crescent Police Department |
penultimate hit, you're too noisy!, keep it down, i'm reading!
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117 |
2013.11.19 |
Twoshoesvans22 |
none |
Cataleya |
Bodd Library |
pink? that's so 90's, grow a better sense of fashion, will you?
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116 |
2013.11.19 |
Sorrowen |
CCPD |
Aruhito |
Challenger Crescent Police Department |
penultimate hit, if you are the malady, i am not your cure
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115 |
2013.11.19 |
SploogeWarrior |
CCPD |
Aruhito |
Challenger Crescent Police Department |
penultimate hit, we are ghosts, singing a melody
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Pitiful Pitneybank
# |
Date |
Victim |
Group |
Killer |
Location |
Documentation
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114 |
2013.11.16 |
sleepy195 |
none |
Aruhito |
The Lion Enclosure |
penultimate hit, aw, sleepy little one, hopefully this will wake you up?
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113 |
2013.11.15 |
Darkwilled |
none |
Aruhito |
Chavasse Bank |
penultimate hit, there are two kinds of people, death
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112 |
2013.11.12 |
Refelos |
none |
Aruhito |
St. Clare's Church |
death
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111 |
2013.11.11 |
woody12 |
none |
Aruhito |
The Morrish Building |
penultimate hit, please consult a doctor, you seem to be carrying a huge load on you
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110 |
2013.11.09 |
Don Tartalia |
Creedy Defense Force |
Aruhito |
Boxall Road Fire Station |
penultimate hit, ooh, mister tartalia, ooh!, does it make you wwant me?
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109 |
2013.11.08 |
Fake Fur Yeti |
Save the Yeti |
Aruhito |
The MacMillan Hotel |
penultimate hit, kill on honor
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108 |
2013.11.08 |
Walking Dick |
none |
Aruhito |
The MacMillan Hotel |
penultimate hit, in addition, the 100% hit rate is not suspicious at all, i also landed that punch on the first try!
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107 |
2013.11.04 |
ROGER3 |
none |
Aruhito |
Boutcher Alley Police Dept |
penultimate hit, hello there, let's play a game.
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106 |
2013.11.03 |
an abstract painting |
none |
Aruhito |
Inder Library |
penultimate hit, out of you, i shall make a masterpiece
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105 |
2013.11.03 |
Louthar |
none |
Aruhito |
The MacMillan Hotel |
penultimate hit, i will make pelts out of you both, hey, i need souvenirs!
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104 |
2013.11.03 |
Arizona Yeti |
Save the Yeti |
Aruhito |
The MacMillan Hotel |
penultimate hit, death
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103 |
2013.11.03 |
SaveTheBlastedYeti |
Save the Yeti |
Cataleya |
The Heeks Motel |
i am not your savior, you are only worth coats to me
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102 |
2013.11.03 |
Alexander Gilles |
Creedy Defense Force |
Cataleya |
The Heeks Motel |
death
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101 |
2013.11.02 |
ginger kate |
none |
Harduk |
The MacMillan Hotel |
there are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's multipass
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Date |
Victim |
Group |
Killer |
Location |
Documentation
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100 |
2013.11.02 |
crosbye |
none |
Aruhito |
Giddings Mall |
accidental kill steal
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99 |
2013.11.02 |
Deaths View |
St. Anastasius' Royal Guard |
Aruhito |
Giddings Mall |
penultimate hit, your hubris does not assist you, but instead destroys you, i am but one instrument, serving to take your soul
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98 |
2013.11.02 |
Major Medical |
none |
Harduk |
Giddings Mall |
do you need some help?, you need major medical help!, or perhaps major, major medical attention.
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97 |
2013.11.02 |
Mang Dagul |
none |
Aruhito |
Giddings Mall |
penultimate hit CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH PREASE, i'm your number one fan! cat says this sounds like chickens clucking, i can say that for the record i'm from that country, alternate view, stop stretching dumbwits
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96 |
2013.11.02 |
ksantala |
none |
Cataleya |
Giddings Mall |
a kiss!, of death, another view, kissy kissy goo goo
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95 |
2013.11.02 |
Fergus MacLeod |
none |
Harduk |
Giddings Mall |
let's clear the air, it's very musky around here
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94 |
2013.11.02 |
Monolith92 |
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. |
Cataleya |
Giddings Mall |
STOP STALKING ME, or else, you're getting it, and no, not that
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Rude Awakenings
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Date |
Victim |
Group |
Killer |
Location |
Documentation
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93 |
2013.10.18 |
Jimmu |
none |
Aruhito |
The Pearl Arms |
pentulimate hit, i don't want you to suffer, i want you to live freely.
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92 |
2013.10.18 |
Lily Valois |
none |
Cataleya |
Calvert Mall |
okay, i get it, congratulations, we'll leave you alone! maybe.
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91 |
2013.10.17 |
Lily Valois |
none |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
you're kidding, right?, there's a special level in maltonian hell for you.
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90 |
2013.10.17 |
Lily Valois |
none |
Cataleya |
Calvert Mall |
we keep killing you, it's like whatever because you're too easy to find.
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89 |
2013.10.15 |
pintsizedninja |
none |
Aruhito |
Augarde Street Police Dept |
penultimate hit, you cannot escape, and you shall die.
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88 |
2013.10.15 |
flatulator |
none |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
can't handle my dance moves, badumtsh.
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87 |
2013.10.14 |
Ed Sloan |
"Elson phone mast bldg caretakers" |
Aruhito |
Weaver Auto Repair |
penultimate hit, wake up call, awake.
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86 |
2013.10.13 |
Lily Valois |
none |
Cataleya |
Factory 31,15 |
vengeance, it solves everything!
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Don't Cross Me, Man!
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Date |
Victim |
Group |
Killer |
Location |
Documentation
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85 |
2013.10.11 |
Zod Rhombus |
Soldiers of Crossman |
Harduk |
Blanford Auto Repair |
especially that part about being a ladies' man, show, don't tell!
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84 |
2013.10.11 |
Spackle2300 |
none |
Aruhito |
Boorman Way Police Department |
penultimate hit, i don't even have to tell you this, but i only do this so you can grow.
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83 |
2013.10.11 |
ragularjoe1 |
none |
Aruhito |
Wooman Avenue Railway Station |
penultimate hit, it doesn't seem like you wanted to stay alive, i'm just saving you from the long wait.
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82 |
2013.10.11 |
Betty Won't |
Rotter's Relief |
Cataleya |
Factory 36,15 |
parties?, i love parties!, ... bastard.
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81 |
2013.10.10 |
WildCard Rob |
Soldiers of Crossman |
Harduk |
Freeman Towers |
hit me with your best shot, and i'll hit you with mine.
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80 |
2013.10.09 |
brer88 |
Soldiers of Crossman |
Harduk |
St Pius's Hospital |
there is no motive, you just have to die.
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79 |
2013.10.09 |
Zapeta |
none |
Cataleya |
Crossman Grove Police Dept |
it's just a consolation prize, buh-bye.
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78 |
2013.10.09 |
DamhJump |
Soldiers of Crossman |
Aruhito |
Crossman Grove Police Dept |
penultimate hit, good luck!, dead.
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77 |
2013.10.05 |
Reverend Ed Dooley |
Soldiers of Crossman |
Aruhito |
Williames Bank |
penultimate hit, confessions, ding, dong, the witch is dead!
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76 |
2013.10.04 |
markrod11 |
none |
Harduk |
The Harold Building |
a warm welcome to malton, face, meet pavement!
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75 |
2013.10.04 |
GrnMotus |
Soldiers of Crossman |
Aruhito |
Crossman Grove Police Dept |
penultimate hit, groovy!, what do you mean that isn't motown?
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74 |
2013.10.03 |
daemon93 |
Soldiers of Crossman |
Harduk |
Crossman Grove Police Dept |
the doctor's advice, iron overdose
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73 |
2013.10.03 |
WildCard Rob |
Soldiers of Crossman |
Cataleya |
Freeman Towers |
robbed and murdered.
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72 |
2013.10.03 |
Tiffany Willows |
Soldiers of Crossman |
Aruhito |
Crossman Grove Police Dept |
penultimate hit, testament to innocence, you were meant to die.
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71 |
2013.10.01 |
Orison Flynt |
Soldiers of Crossman |
Aruhito |
Williames Bank |
penultimate hit, need help?, oops, did i overdo it?
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70 |
2013.10.01 |
Nineofive |
Soldiers of Crossman |
Aruhito |
Crossman Grove Police Dept |
penultimate hit, panic! at the police department!, BOOM, shakalaka, strip poker and cows? is this just fantasy?
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69 |
2013.10.01 |
WildCard Rob |
Soldiers of Crossman |
Cataleya |
Crossman Grove Police Dept |
strip poker, guess who lost the bet., don't lie, they all saw it.
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68 |
2013.10.01 |
Zod Rhombus |
Soldiers of Crossman |
Harduk |
Crossman Grove Police Dept |
praise be to the king, long live the king!, the anticipation of the masses, three cheers!, beat your drums!
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67 |
2013.10.01 |
daemon93 |
Soldiers of Crossman |
Cataleya |
Crossman Grove Police Dept |
i am kitty, hear me ROAR, kitty kitty
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