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Another Imposter?

I witnessed an intersting kill in Wybrants Museum by someone claiming membership in you group. "http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/7576/imposterkillvi0.jpg"

Knowing you support the centers of learning policy I felt obliged to let you know. http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=134819 Rocky Ford 17:09, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

Indeed not. The victim of the attack is a member of a group which is currently a declared enemy of the Philosophe Knights, and thus is not protected by the Centers of Learning policy. However, I must commend you on your sharp eye; we have had incidents which were not justified, and we appreciate others looking out for the integrity of our members. Thank you, and Praise Knowledge. --DT^PK 17:20, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

Oh yes that. I was debating on that kill because Kristi was so kindly negotiating with us on the forum about CoLs being neutral zones for all parties, but the discussion turned awry and didn't seem like it would be conclusive any time soon. Additionally the victim has one of those long, annoying barcode-names that irk me. I followed my instincts. --SM †♠ 01:53, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

killed some body on youre little team

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=134819 =dead LOL! i may be a serial killer but dam he was the best kill at the time have fun yall --youre fellow asshole--Tomer 17:30, 20 October 2008 (BST)

Invitation

Please join us in participating in Malton's First Player Killer Olympic Games!

Check out the wiki page: HERE--Squid Boy 18:32, 26 August 2008 (BST)

Temp board

Bottom of the page, chaps:

http://redrum.soul-fantasy.net/index.php

PM me for the password. I'm 'Citizen VI'.

Forums

Hacked? I am seriously confused. After we get them working again, I'm pushing for a barebones emergency forum. -- T^HEL^ORDG^UNS^LINGER 21:15, 11 August 2008 (BST)

Yeah, I just saw it. I'm going to see about fixing it. Looks like we pissed off some script kiddies somewhere along the line. --CITIZEN VI 21:27, 11 August 2008 (BST)

I do hope so. Script kiddies.. Maybe it was Demon Hart. The page they redirect to claims that they are Islamic. Demon Hart spoke horrible English... Speculation of course. I hope this resolves quickly. The forums are my favorite hideout. -- T^HEL^ORDG^UNS^LINGER 21:39, 11 August 2008 (BST)

Damn it all! The day I get back, our forum is hacked. If you need any help, I see what's wrong. -- KF^PK_Talk 21:49, 11 August 2008 (BST)

Do you know how to fix it? I've got some friends form another forum who are going to help me out, but if you can fix it, shoot. --CITIZEN VI 22:13, 11 August 2008 (BST)

I'd like to report this group to the FBI Internet Crime Division. If you guys find the IP Address they used, or any information based on them, please let me know. -- T^HEL^ORDG^UNS^LINGER 22:36, 11 August 2008 (BST)

So...what's the current temporary method of communication? --SM^PK 22:54, 11 August 2008 (BST)

Perhaps someone can setup a temporary temporary forum? -- T^HEL^ORDG^UNS^LINGER 23:02, 11 August 2008 (BST)

I'm supposed to hang out with one of my hacker friends tonight, so we can take a crack at it if you want. You can still use the forum if you hit escape during the loading, as the redirect to their page takes place towards the end. It's a pain, but we can still work on the forum and on the wiki until we get it back up. -- KF^PK_Talk 23:03, 11 August 2008 (BST)

Understood. It still would not hurt to setup an emergency forum that only the Philosophe Knights know about in the future. In case these... issues have extended stays. I have no doubt that you will resolve the problem, but it is always good to have an emergency means of communication. Until then, I guess we suffer through wiki discussion. -- T^HEL^ORDG^UNS^LINGER 23:07, 11 August 2008 (BST)

Let us decide who will make the forum. I have experience with making such things but it kinda annoys me if like 3 people go about it and we get all confused. If someone else wants a crack at it, I recommend either phpbb or invision (BUT NOT ZETA PLEASE) --SM† 23:17, 11 August 2008 (BST)

Um, since no one volunteers, I'll make one after I get back to my dorm (I'm at the computer labs now). Do any of you have preference for either phpbb or invision? I think vBoards is pretty good too but I forget if they are free. --SM †♠ 23:44, 11 August 2008 (BST)

I guarantee that we'll be able to get a temporary home at barhah.com, just ask Murray Jay Suskind or Bisfan, they should be on the IRC, in the MOB or RRF channels. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 23:48, 11 August 2008 (BST)

If you chaps want to make a second forum, please do so. I'm just concentrating on getting the main forum back on its feet. We can communicate here for now. KF, go for it. It looks like a pretty simple fix if you know what you're about. CITIZEN VI 23:51, 11 August 2008 (BST)

Fellows, I'm going to see if I can get a quick temp board over at the PKer's Hub. It's a cool place, and shouldn't take long to set up. - VI

Ah, yes, that might be a better "temporary" solution than making a brand new forum. --SM †♠

Let's do this temp board over at the PKA. The PKA board sounds a little more up our alley than perhaps Barhah. Damn, & I just got back today from a mini vacation to find this out. VI, your registered over at PKA right??? I think you are I just can't keep track of em all. And I'm a mod over there so we should be able to do it painlessly until our normal board is back on it's feet. --Sir WV 05:30, 12 August 2008 (BST)

Well, the CGR got hit once, now it's our turn. But I think this calls for a mass in-game 'witchhunt' (a joke witchhunt, of course) in which we kill as many possible suspects as we can. Just to show the world just how Not Amused we are. I shouldn't worry about the data-base, though. The forums just seems to have a redirect on it, and it always half-loads before it goes to the Islamic Interwebz Assault Jihad Taskforce thing. I kinda agree in terms of doing Temp board over on the PKA. It'll be easier over there. --DT^PK 06:02, 12 August 2008 (BST)

Okay... The RedRum one seems okay. But I guess PKA works too. I just need to dig up my account info... -- T^HEL^ORDG^UNS^LINGER 06:53, 12 August 2008 (BST)

I actually didn't have an account there. I registered for one just now, but if anyone can tell PKA admins that "Schizo" is me, that'd be great. Also, I looked into making a new back-up board for us. I encountered two different problems. 1)Invisionfree requires that all usernames have 3+ characters and 2)Philosophe Knights is taken. I think I know a way around #2, but #1 might be a problem, knowing our...habits. Anyways, no solid conclusion yet. I'll look into it tomorrow after I get back from Lit class. If all else fails, I can make another phpBB board under a slightly differnet name. --SM †♠ 08:28, 12 August 2008 (BST)

VI, did you get my E-mail? I sent it through the wiki. And DT, the forum fully loads before it sends you there, so with a bit of luck and OK reflexes, an admin should be able to get into it and change the 2 redirects that I see in the source. I guess I'll go make an account at the PKA... -- KF^PK_Talk 13:23, 12 August 2008 (BST)

Good news! I fixed the forum. - VI 13:26, 12 August 2008 (BST)

Hey guys. I'll see what I can do. I guess my whole family's website got hacked... We need more bandwidth too. Thanks VI. M 20:08, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Sorry to hear about the family site M. Hope all is going well with you. --Sir WV 22:04, 21 August 2008 (BST)

I guess they got M's family website again. To the backup board we go! --Sir WV 17:04, 28 August 2008 (BST)

Midterms finally over! (finals in 2 weeks though). I'll try to get a backup board up sometime today. I'll probably post the link on our Red Rum thing. Anyone without access to it can find a mobile phone in-game and call me :P *jkjk* --SM †♠ 22:14, 28 August 2008 (BST)

Hardyharhar :) --Sir WV 22:29, 28 August 2008 (BST)

Is that sarcasm I hear? :) Forums mostly up. Link is in Red Rum. I forgot to turn off construction earlier but it should be off now. Buttons need work and banner needs work. Volunteers? --SM †♠ 04:12, 29 August 2008 (BST)

Impostor?

I've looked over your Wiki and the publicly viewable portion of your forum, and saw no mention of this individual in either. He and I have a bit of history between us, and I hope that he isn't trying to drag you ladies and laddies into our fight. Is he officially a Knight, or is he merely bluffing? You can look at his profile yourself here. - Subotei's Crotch 23:03, 20 April 2008 (BST)

No, he is indeed an impostor. I wish you good luck in murdering him. --User:VI/signature 03:17, 21 April 2008 (BST)

Our Forum

Am I the only one who can't get on? --VI 15:15, 11 April 2008 (BST)

It is also down for me. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 18:07, 11 April 2008 (BST)

Hm, it's up now. That's odd. --VI 18:24, 11 April 2008 (BST)

To All Knights of the Oblong Table

I require that you travel to the suburb of Detroit immediately. Further instructions have been left in a telephone box. -- Bruce Willis 19:53, 7 April 2008 (BST)

Mind if I steal your generally awesome wiki?

Seriously, it's awesome...

Mind if I steal this awesomely organized page's general layout for the AH page? --Hardcore Rockabilly 07:36, 23 May 2008 (BST)

Only if you promise to stop by your local library every now and again to borrow some books. --User:VI/signature 03:16, 24 May 2008 (BST)

And, of course, put our name in the recognition box at the bottom of the page, just as we have done with Sirens and some rather famous artists (none of the many people who have shamelessly ripped off our wiki have done anything of the sort, mind you). --DT^PK 06:09, 24 May 2008 (BST)

Quartly Library

hey, uhhh, did you guys know like The Dead are totally disrupting Quartly Library? like there are hostile zombies all over, tearing books and eatin' people and... just bein' real downers man. so i made a little list of some of them so far.

• Adrenal Glands
• Brainhew
• Christof Orellian
• Frank N Style
• izzy444
• Jose Imanez
• LotteVi
• NaDy Parsnips
• Sir Bitey
• Strigon

i know there's more. like a lot more, but this is what, you know, i got so far.

an' like that guy, Frank N Style, whose like still totally alive man, i think is totally going to try and piñata the building. totally un-hip. anyway, thought you all might like to know, cuz you're all into books an' art an' stuff. anyway, hope you're all havin' a groovy day n stuff -- SiIIyLiIIyPiIIy 17:19, 31 May 2008 (BST)

We are aware. It is unfortunate that punishing zombies is not our forte. We do have someone there, though. --DT^PK 17:43, 31 May 2008 (BST)

hey man, that's cool. cuz yeah, i know how tough dealin' with zombies are and all. and i know you're all very... ummm busy... with, uh, stuff...

and besides, well, these zombies are like waaaay tougher than most other hordes. you probably would not want to tangle with them at all. i mean i should probably leave myself, but you know how silly us Lillys are n stuff...

but thanks for listenin' man. if you could pass that little list to you person on the inside in case it would help that would be rad. -- SiIIyLiIIyPiIIy 18:14, 31 May 2008 (BST)

I would have thought that Silly Lilly Pilly would have simply strode in, passed out some 'peace' stickers and then booted out the zombies in one go. After all, you take after Pathetic Bill. But it is good to know that the Librarians have friends in even the most infamous of Malton's citizens. --DT^PK 22:36, 31 May 2008 (BST)

Subpoena for Testimony

I'm sure you know about [arbitration] over the Invasion of Gibsonton page. Once opening statements are completed I would like a representative from your group to come to the Arbitration and make a statement as the chosen representative of the Philosophe Knights. As soon as Ion testifies, I will make a few questions for your representative and I will allow your representative to make a statement from your group on the conflict. Your representative's comments and responses to the questions that I have will help toward ending the edit conflict and hopefully get us on the road toward having a mutually agreeable version of the Invasion of Gibsonton. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 22:35, 1 June 2008 (BST)

That means you, DT my friend; or will WV be dealing with this? --User:VI/signature 00:50, 2 June 2008 (BST)

I suppose WV and I shall probably put our heads together or somesuch, for the most accurate representation of events, if that's possible. --DT^PK 04:05, 3 June 2008 (BST)

A poetry night in creedy

Hi, I am Runemasteryx from the The Streltsy. We are forming alliances with all PKer groups we can, for a massive attack on Creedy or a PKer tour for 2008. Do you wish to be our allies? Runemasteryx

Depends on the date, old chap. --User:VI/signature 16:07, 4 June 2008 (BST)

Asoon as we have got enough allies Runemasteryx

We are at war with the B-saints who are trying to greif us, ca you give us a hand? --[[User:Runemasteryx| The Strelstys deputy]] 10:55, 6 June 2008 (BST)

Sorry old chap, we're rather busy at the moment ourselves. --CITIZEN VI 16:12, 6 June 2008 (BST)

Please disregard what Runemasteryx has stated here. The Streltsy are NOT preparing for a massive attack on Creedy or any sort of PKer tour for 2008. Runemasteryx does NOT speak for The Streltsy and we are NOT forming alliances at the moment. I am the leader of The Streltsy and Runemasteryx is hereby removed as a deputy. We cannot allow our members to be getting us involved in grandiose plans and alliances without our approval or knowledge, as Runemasteryx has been doing. --PiggyInTheMiddle 17:28, 6 June 2008 (BST)

Regardless, we will not be participating. --CITIZEN VI 00:25, 8 June 2008 (BST)

Sorry every one, I shouldn't have done that and I am sorry, please forgive my fowardness --[[User:Runemasteryx| The Strelstys deputy]] 16:12, 15 June 2008 (BST)

Kill list abbreviations

Hello,

Encountered a member of your group and find myself listed on your "Kill List" as... *Matasho(HB). Just curious as to the meaning of the asterisk and (HB). --Matasho

Well, the HB means that it was citizen HB who killed you. I don't know what the asterisk means, but I'd guess it means that he killed you twice. --User:VI/signature 20:46, 5 June 2008 (BST)

Doesn't the asterisk mean that he had either body building or a flak jacket, but not both? I think I remember that being on the ranking page.--KF 19:13, 6 June 2008 (BST)

Invitation

Anarchy International would like to cordially invite Philosophe Knights and Friends to this year's annual Punk Fest. We will be kicking off festivities in Ackland Mall on the 18th (of July nonetheless) and will be sure to have lots of music, drugs, sex and of course blood (as advertised).

Yours faithfully,

--HighlandZHunter 14:29, 3 July 2008 (BST)

D:

NOOOO!!! I want compensation! Preferably the sacrificing of his first born.... I might have let him off if he said something funny.... but he didn't say anything.... BAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 19:19, 11 July 2008 (BST)

Alliance Request

Greetings Philosophe Knights I Am Rotten Zerg Leader Of The_Great_Taboo We Are Here To Join With Fellow Pkers In A Fight Against Stupid Innocent Survivors. If You Believe In Honour Amongst Thieves You Will Also Take Me Off Your Kill List For I Am Smarter Then Before And No Longer Believe Survivors Should Have It All. Please Let Me Know Your Answer Through The Discussion Page Or The Forum.

--Rotten zerg 11:11, 19 July 2008 (BST)

You are an imbecile. The answer is no. Please kill yourself so that I don't have to. --CITIZEN VI 18:56, 23 July 2008 (BST)

That was hardly polite, VI. The Great Taboo is already an ally of ours by default - they're a membergroup of the PKA. And while our friend Rotten Zerg may not be careful about his capitalization, that is hardly reason to insult him. I expect you were tapping the wine-casks a bit much last night, and your head is not happy about it this morning?

If I may turn down your request, Rotten Zerg, for a more formal group-based alliance, it is because your goals and our goals are too dissimilar to be united under anything other than the flag of the PKA. Thank you for approaching us, and Praise Knowledge. --DT^PK 20:14, 23 July 2008 (BST)

I do not indulge myself in alcoholic beverages, DT. Regardless, I have no patience for death cultists, and those that assume we are the same are worthy of nothing less than outright scorn. I apologize that my frankness embarrasses you, but I hold men who speak exactly what they believe to be guilty of a high virtue indeed. --CITIZEN VI22:57, 23 July 2008 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Currently the suburb in question is Quarlesbank but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a random request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:15, 24 July 2008 (BST)

I know that we don't technically need to answer, but I think that's rather rude. To the best of my knowledge, we do not have anyone in Quarlesbank. Praise Knowledge! -- KF^PK_Talk03:12, 27 July 2008 (BST)

How about Lamport Hills? --Adavastor 18:01, 28 July 2008 (BST)

Yes, we have people in Lamport Hills.-- KF^PK_Talk 19:13, 28 July 2008 (BST)

Lamport Hills will always be a place we live. --DT^PK 20:03, 28 July 2008 (BST)

a rat's nest of ignorance

I am tempted, sorely tempted, to have a spelling bee. The losers forfeit their lives.

http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/08-04-08_2100hrs_PRIVATE/IN_73-65__280-19b-364.html

--WanYao 21:42, 4 August 2008 (BST)

Well ... actually...

http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/08-04-08_2100hrs_PRIVATE/IN_73-65__132-10f-598.html http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/08-04-08_2100hrs_PRIVATE/IN_73-65__f3e-f4f-baf.html

This game needs more judges. Feel free to join the panel! --WanYao 21:48, 4 August 2008 (BST)

the irony is that i mispelled trickster myself... However, I at least have the excuse of errors made ex tempore, in the heat of "battle", typing fast before some schmuck heals my contestant... Right? Right???? ;P --WanYao 01:15, 5 August 2008 (BST)

--Shakes Head-- No. We will now dispatch a Knight to gun you down in a horrific drive-by shooting which will also claim the lives of an old woman who was passing by on the way to the grocery store and a poor, young zombie who was just standing there, thinking about a brain smoothie. Thank you for alerting us to your probable location.

But really, are you looking to join us Wan? Or was this just a tribute to our endless glory? --DT^PK 00:13, 6 August 2008 (BST)

Monroeville Mall

Was this group present at The First Ruining of Monroeville Mall? We need a survivours POV on the article. It would help us sorely. Thank you for your time :) --Rahrah^{Come join the #party!}08:24, 8 August 2008 (BST)

Love your wikipage!

Yall have a wonderful page! Extremely enlightening! Your beliefs are excellent! Just thought I would share that. I'll go get me a book now. ;) ---Firetwigzed 20:44, 10 August 2008 (BST)

Ah, thank you very much from all of us. It is good to see that today's newest killers see the wisdom of our ways. Much better than the unruly upstarts of our early days who had no respect... --DT^PK 20:59, 10 August 2008 (BST)

Your welcome of course. Though I do kill those desecrater's of libraries and people of stupid names... ---Firetwigzed 00:02, 11 August 2008 (BST)

Um, just quickly, I have a stupid name but it was a spur of the moment type thing and I would abandon him except I've grown to enjoy playing as my stupid little peon. --Doctorgun 07:43, 20 October 2008 (BST)

Please Explain

I was recently killed by Luis Townsend for "attacking his breathren." Can someone please enlighten me as to when I attacked his breathren? I have specifically avoided attacking the Philosophe Knights because Cobra observes the Honor Among Thieves policy, and does not kill other PK'ers unless provoked. Until this point I was not provoked. Because I am still low level, the only kill I have made in the last couple of weeks was one person I found on their own that (at least at the time) did not list a group affiliation. Starting to attack Cobra members on trumped-up charges would not exactly be the best of ideas.--Ezreal Desdinova, Cobra, 00:25 MST, August 27, 2008

I'm afraid, my dear chap, you did attack a Philosophe Knight. You did not kill him - you shot him twice while he slept in the Southwestern wing of Southall Mansion - but such an attack in the House of the Knights is not taken lightly, especially since we have been attacked by several bounty hunters in the past week. We will not harm you further, as it is clear that you did not realize he was a Knight, but next time, do make sure that your victim is not wearing a white mask in his profile, for it may well be that he or she is of our order. Thank you for your time, and Praise Knowledge. --DT^PK 19:39, 26 August 2008 (BST)

Alliance Request

Gentlemen, in the name of my group SNAKEHOUND I'd like to offer you our friendship, our alliance. We currently operate in East Grayside, hunting DEM members, killing the ignorant and annonying (like this person and taking care of the Tharatt Library, Lambourn Library and the Zwanenburg Museum. Please reply on my talkpage if you are interested. Praise Knowledge. --ScouterTX 06:37, 1 October 2008 (BST)

The SKorpions

Hey there hipsters! Reading and killin' people is pretty hip in my book, so i'm lookin' for an alliance with you cats. Check us out:

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Skorpions

Hit us up on our forums page and let us know what you think. --PFC 22:52, 12 October 2008 (BST)

hitman we changed or priorities

The top 3 in cammand have had a large discussion and desided to change our dammands to Fortress. Origonaly we told them that all people in schols would be executed util they removed all Fortress personel from all schools and enforced a no kill polocy(sp) on all hospitals. We were contacted by a member of your group. Told we had it wrong...Anyway after a large debat we desisded to change priorities. All fortress members are to remove themselves from hospitals and all schools must be no kill zones. We hope this sits well with you, the same goal for us can be acheived either way. respind via user talk--Taco man 04:22, 24 October 2008 (BST)

I would just like to say you guys are awesome.

Logical thinkers are rather hard to find in this world of ours...I support you throughly. --Shadow Kenshin 00:54, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

Please define ingnorance for me.

I am ignorant of how your group defines ignorance. I would like to be informed of what causes a survivor to be ignorant, and how I can learn to not be ignorant. However, I do believe myself smarter than the average survivor, as Socrates was the most informed man in Greece because he knew that he knew nothing. Please englighten me, for I do not understand what constitutes ignorance in the eyes of your group. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Luckydogpsycho (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

Well obviously ignorance, or the lack of knowledge, is ever-present. It is such a huge concept that it is often hard to pin down what qualities in particular we should be discouraging. Each knight has his own taste, but the two traits that are most likely to cause bullets to fly out of my gun are a lack of concern for the attainment of knowledge and intellectual growth, and, my personal peeve, particularly bad grammar. it expect it is the same for many of my colleagues, although a large number of them devote themselves almost exclusively to killing the enemies of the Philosophe Knights. -- User:VI/Sig 05:08, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

Thank you. --Luckydogpsycho 22:23, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

An inquiry

A while back I was killed by one of your high ranking members. It's been quite some time since it happened but I figured I should probably question this instead of red listing all of your members. You see, I have no real problem with you as educating the uneducated is also a goal of mine, though I use a different methodology. There was no real reason given for my death other than the comment that I was deemed "ignorant" and I was therefore being executed. This is the question that has arose from the incident. Why was I deemed ignorant? I can only assume that is was due to the fact that I am a memebr of The Abandoned. If that is the case I would like to know why my group was deemed ignorant. I can attest that for the most part the only members that are ignorant are new and have not yet had a chance to learn and develop into educated members of society. I see no reason that our members should kill your members on sight and vice versa. I've noticed that for the most part you aren't in Yagoton but you are nearby and I've seen you there on occasion. I wish to know of any reasons you have a problem with our group and I hope that we can reach a peaceful agreement. I want to finish this post by saying that I honor and respect you for trying to bring knowledge to the people, I just don't condone the killing that is done in the process. Rohndogg1 18:20, 13 December 2008 (UTC)

Greetings and Salutations. I cannot speak for the Knight that educated you, he might well have other reasons, but I have some insight to the possible perception he had of your group. A while ago we Knights assessed a list of groups local to Southall Mansion (a location we are now holding against the undead, this perturbs those who do not recognise our group as pro-survivor and wish to paint us as mindless killers) your group was on the list and considered. Ultimately it was decided not to seek out contact with you group due to one of your alliances. The Necro Inquisition and the Order have history, a member of the NI attempted (and failed I might add) to infiltrate our group in order to spy for the NI. The presence of the NI was one of the primary reasons we participated in the Invasion of Gibsonton. We find such conduct unbecoming of human beings and accordingly viewed your group through its association with such individuals. This could be one of the reasons for your education, or it could have been something else as judged by the Knight in question. Perhaps if you could relate to me his or her name I could make further enquiries for you.

Know that the Order appreciates your respectful diplomatic contact, we find such openness to discourse refreshing in the climate of Malton and welcome it. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 18:41, 13 December 2008 (UTC) for Damon Young of the Order of Philosophe Knights

May I ask what the name of your killer was? -- CITIZEN VI 02:53, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

It was voodoojuice (I think that's how his name is spelled) who if I'm not mistaken is one of your higher ranking members. It occurred in Yagoton where our group tries to provide safety from zombies for the sake of others. I mostly hope to keep things peaceful in the future. We try to educate the people in our suburb albeit in a more peaceful manner, though we have actually had to put down a rather ignorant and troublesome person recently. I hope that we do indeed come to a peaceful agreement within the near future. --Rohndogg1 20:02, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

LOLwhut

Today, I was killed by a PKnight, knightmonger. Right, okay, I don't really care... PKers exist, they will kill my Harman... but... I thought you guys only killed those that you deemed "uneducated?" My character almost never talks, and I'm 100% sure that I've never talked in the same building as this guy. Basically, I'm just asking, do you really only go after the sheeps and uneducated? Or is that just a loose "theme" for your pker group? Yes I see the above edit, but wanted to create a new one, since that guy seems to have been killed cause of his group. My character is in a fairly unknown group and we don't practice anything even remotely shady. My profile is a bit trenchie, but I wouldn't have it any other way :P, I guess that might be it.--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 18:51, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Perhaps you have answered your own question. --Citizen KN ^{PK Talk} 11:34, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

That's what she said.--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 02:56, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Er...yes, obviously she (KN) said it. No wonder you were punished. I expect better from you, WOOT.--DT^PK 18:14, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

<3 --/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 23:17, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Please kill him

I don't care where I'm supposed to post but real_gamer is dumber than roadkill. He's in Gulsonside and zergs so he can spew filth all over the 28.01 radio channel. He uses 200AP+ for every day for this. Spam channel or not he zergs, is plenty stupid, and managed to get himself kicked out of a usergroup. Drown him in a pool of his own self pity.--XxFear ItselfxX 06:14, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

	Real Gamer is an Asshole
	This user or group believes that Real Gamer is a n00b, a loser, an asshole, as well as a host of unspeakable things. He deserves to die by being stuffed with bananas in his ass. Or worse...

From our Kill-List: **LoRd gALtH0RnE (NV). You can expect NV to be joined by others whenever our members get the chance. I wish ASS was still about. They'd be doing him in every day. Now the job falls to us. Ah well, such is life. Praise Knowledge! --DT^PK 19:00, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

Time For Suplex For You! By Me! Alexander Karelin!

Fight like man! Oh wait, attacker was woman! Haha! She still have cooking gloves on! It not hurt! I rise again and we fight to the death! Balls To Whalls! Please go back to time when you were funny! You now kill without comment! How you spread knowledge? Balls To Whalls! -- Alexander Karelin 13:20, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

I regret to inform you that your group, Team Zombie Hardcore, has been determined to be worse than Ignorant. You have been found guilty of Stupidity, and are irrepairable. Therefore, there is no reason for our order to speak to you while you die, as your membership is not capable of retaining new Knowledge, nor is your membership capable of being Educated or Enlightened. Thank you, and have a nice day. Praise Knowledge. --DT^PK 18:41, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

Cooking gloves? Hmm. That gives me an idea for when I next flambé someone... --Citizen KN ^{PK Talk} 14:17, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Did you get killed in the kitchen? Cause if not... that wimin needs a stern talking to...--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 02:38, 2 February 2009 (UTC)--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 02:38, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Ah, the Irony

Rufus III, you speak of ignorance and the death sentence that accompanies it. Perhaps you should consider the irony of that statement, as you were ignorant of the Club I am a member of, and the relations between aforementioned Club and your own group. As I'm not much of a vengeful sort, I'm not looking for retribution or anything of the sort. Perhaps a pointer to a Saint so I may make a torch of their body, however, would be nice. Just think of this message as a reminder from a friend that when you check someone's profile, don't forget to check their group affiliation. Also, could you make the kill speech more interesting? --Mr. Cillive^TLCGHCRR 05:37, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

A knight in a moment of ignorance? "Caught Not Reading" used to be the term. Oooh, I wonder if this means he is obliged to execute himself now… if so, can someone please send me tickets to the show? Gratis popcorn would also be appreciated. *crunches* ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 10:35, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

Allow me to apologise on behalf of Rufus. We've been receiving a great number of new members recently, and occasionally one of them gets a little too exited and does something regrettable like this. I'm afraid Rufus won't be killing himself, Duke, but he will certainly be the recipient of a stern admonition. Again, my apologies. -- CITIZEN VI 16:54, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

However, he is quite right. Inebriation is a symptom of ignorance, and alcohol kills braincells. Need I begin to describe what it does to the internal organs? I would not be a good friend if I did not take this opportunity to suggest a strict observance of sobriety, Mr. Cillive, and the avoidance of hard drink. Ignorance finds willing hosts in the users of such poisons, and the Knights do not like to see our allies fall into such traps. Thank you for your understanding, and Praise Knowledge. --DT^PK 19:16, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

Apology accepted, VI. DT, you say "alcohol kills braincells" like it's a bad thing. It's natural selection! The less-fit braincells are killed off, leaving only the superior models behind. As for internal organs, the liver is remarkably regenerative, even without the effects of the zombie virus. I'm sorry to say you don't seem to have though this through. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 06:29, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

There's more than one way to get Brain Rot, and natural selection has nothing to do with it. Despite several thousand years of inebriation, mankind has yet to adapt to alcohol as a matter of biology. --DT^PK 21:41, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Occasionally, checks are done of group activity, to keep the suburb listings accurate. Sorry if this seems like a stupid question. Linkthewindow  Talk  11:29, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Yes, we are. VI 17:02, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Thank you. Linkthewindow  Talk  12:34, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Liberal Pi

Hello! Greetings from Dead Dudes. We have recently come under attack by an individual by the name of Liberal Pi [[1]]. His only reason given for his repeated assaults on members of our group seems to be that we have a peace treaty with you, our distinguished neighbors in Lamport Hills. In his most recent attack, he demanded that we take up arms against the Philosophe Knights or we would pay. Needless to say, we consider this person to possess a very large amount of ignorance and have a "kill on sight" order issued for him. We thought we would inform you of the situation so your group might also show him the error of his ways. --Wast0id 20:15, 20 February 2009 (CST)