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Tonight on Smackdown

Yo, Banks and Specialist! I have the source files for the Malton Mirror. Because you posted them. Bwahahahaaaa. --Thegreathal 22:32, 6 May 2007 (BST) Malton Gazette

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Marty this is awesome--keep up the good work

Jeff Oneil 23:58, 18 July 2006 (BST)

The constant undertone of rising zombie population is ruining my zombie apocalypse game!--ScoobyDooDoobie 19:51, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

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Biased... Sonny Corleone ^{WTF RRF ASS CoL} 15:39, 25 July 2006 (BST)

Wooh! Great article. Bots at Morrish.

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The Revolution

viva la revolution would enjoy it if you joined to help unite malton, its a simple concept, you join and help promote unity for us.--Darkmagic 02:51, 28 March 2007 (BST)

I will accept any newsworthy material you wish to publish... there's also "U-Post IT" classifieds... I wont be running a puppet paper or becoming biased though --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 13:49, 28 March 2007 (BST)

if the revolution tried to do that, i would use the powers i have to disband it... welcome --Darkmagic 21:03, 28 March 2007 (BST)

anything about the offical revolution

only ask me since i only know the true way the revolution should happen right now since i have near direct contact with its founder, so use me, i'd like to be part of a story, lol. --Darkmagic 23:12, 28 March 2007 (BST)

I don't know how I could actually do a detailed story on you, you're very multi-layered, It'd have to be an interview, can you get me an interview for the radio? --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 04:36, 31 March 2007 (BST)

um, sure, what station and i will try to get that out of my slightly sieged necrotech station (darkmagic)

Umm, I meant the wiki news radio actually... i'll set up the appointment with you sometime this week. --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 08:05, 1 April 2007 (BST)

ok. (covex)

Mayor of Malton

I'm wondering... This being a newspaper and all, should we also provide election coverage? --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 23:16, 28 March 2007 (BST)

Yeah, If you could post a mention on the Official News Updates and Post on the Election Page that they can debate on the Mirror's Radio that'd be great. Meanwhile I'll start on next Month's Issue. I'm gonna need your help on the article being that I don't know much about the election. --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 04:29, 31 March 2007 (BST)

Aside from the fact on my own involvement (through my alt Huey P Long) I don't know too much about it either, but I'll try to whip something up. Just give me a deadline, and I'll try to have an article by then (if at all possible). --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 04:35, 31 March 2007 (BST)

Hmm, lemme think, just try to get me something before next friday... when does the election end? --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 04:39, 31 March 2007 (BST)

Primaries are April 17th; the general election is May 1st. --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 04:43, 31 March 2007 (BST)

lol, i'm the only person from the revolution running, i can't lose lol. (covex)

Visit Malton City Zoo

Hello, I am a member of the group The Malton Zookeepers i just wanted to ask if maybe you could put a little advertisment showing that the Zoo, is still open for business. we welcome all members of the public, zombies included, and have a great many different types of animals, both alive and dead. if you could see to do as such I will personaly make sure you get some free lifetime passes in the mail.--Blood Panther 07:19, 30 March 2007 (BST)

I'm actually going to be busy with next month's Issue, I mean unless the Zoo has something of mention on the paper like a new exhibit or a seige. But you can post in the Classifieds (U POST IT) Section if you want something right away... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 04:32, 31 March 2007 (BST)

Well the zoo just went through a bit of a hard time with passing zombie groups, so we just wanted to get the word out that we are back in business. The Classified section will work just fine for this. i thank you for your time and look forward to reading much more of your work.Blood Panther 05:23, 31 March 2007 (BST)

Question

Can i be considerd a person like ron or sonny is?--Darkmagic 02:39, 10 April 2007 (BST)

Why not... i'll get on it in the morning... meanwhile... ZZZZZzzzzzz... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 08:04, 10 April 2007 (BST)

SSZ

interesting interview was there with Darkmagic. are you interested in doing others? i could tell alot about Survivor Security Zone. AFAIK it wasn't lighted in this paper yet --Duke Garland 07:19, 18 April 2007 (BST)

Necrotech and Zombies Unlimited Press Release

As of April 1, 2007, Necrotech has initiated testing of a new "zombie socialization promoting pheromone". This scent attractant is particularly effective against the "young" zombies who have only been dead a short while. The pheromone causes those susceptible to gather in large, docile groups, where they are no danger to nearby survivors. The pheromone has a limited range (about as far as a zombie can travel in a day) and Necrotech has limited supplies and production capacity, though we are looking for ways to produce more.

As of May 1, 2007, Necrotech is proud to announce it's new partnership with Zombies Unlimited, initiated in an attempt to improve conditions for the survivors of the zombie outbreak in Malton. We will be providing this new technology free of charge to Zombies Unlimited, paying all production expenses out of our own pocket and forgoing any licensing fees. In exchange, Zombies Unlimited will (among other tasks) fly, land, and maintain drones planes, using them to emplace and maintain pheromone dispensers at certain key points in the city, in an effort to draw otherwise potentially dangerous predators to those areas and pacify them. The fact that this activity allows our employees (and hence the company and its properties) to benefit by studying a fairly "tame" mass of zombies is, of course, no sway on Necrotech's altruism. Designated target points for this effort are:

• Train Boulevard [76,74]
• Novell Walk [76,25]
• Doswell Lane [24,76]
• Silley Park [24,25]

Templates for all

Hey Banks, Specialist and friends! You interested in putting the template "Press" on the top of your page? Blogrolling the newspapers. My signature, this time;--Thegreathal 02:42, 9 May 2007 (BST)

Santlerville

You guys going to have any coverage of the siege of Santlerville, which has been going on for over 5 weeks? i have a feeling that with new zombie groups in town to aid RRF, FU and KZT, one way or another, this siege is going to end soon. --Sexy Rexy Grossman 01:41, 17 May 2007 (BST)

Sorry, the paper's been "down" for a bit. I haven't had much time to add any articles w/ exams coming up, and I'm guessing Marty isn't too active right now either... Anyway, you're free to make a contribution in the U-POSTIT section if you wish, or even to sign up as a writer yourself. --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 02:37, 17 May 2007 (BST)