User talk:Asheets

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Well, I guess it is fare thee well to Permazombie. I suppose I wish you had offered him up to a current Dead Air member first. Any last reminiscences or anecdotes of being permazombie or an alleged Dead Air member that you would like to share? Anecdotes? Highs or lows? Favourite disembowelments? Comments in Zamgrh also welcome.

Bah bah Barmazambah. ZbahrZahr rab zah! Ha ganna mahzz zah! Ba-bah!

--SporeSore 13:16, 7 March 2007 (UTC)


The Earletown Rangers WILL participate in the eastside cleanup (I also left a similar comment on the page for the cleanup, its got a link for our fourms to, go check that comment out and feel free to delete this one because Its icky) --HiteiKan 21:15, 8 January 2010 (UTC)


You will be missed we had some good times at blesley you'll be honorary USAI as far as I am concerned.

Johnny Lunchpail 03:37, 4 May 2007 (BST)

Superblack Intel

Hot tip on the street says the Southwest could see an RRF incursion in coming days. Since you're in the SWQ, I figured I'd let you know.


--Jonathan Frey 21:01, 25 July 2007 (BST)

The rumors of my death...

...have been greatly exaggerated.

Actually, Asheets, there hasn't been anyone inside the building for a good long while. I've been running sorties on the crowd inside from an undisclosed Tapton police station, where I've been searching for ammunition. Help is on the way, which is good. I've got a gennie and fuel if you want to keep moving, or I can start moving on to the next place, if you want.

--Jonathan Frey 21:06, 27 July 2007 (BST)

Hey, man...

What's up? I have a phone right now. You've should have my user profile. You can always drop me a line on my Wiki user page, too.

--Jonathan Frey 06:06, 2 August 2007 (BST)


yeah my station is currently down. I'll remove it from the list for now. --Tom Bonney 03:43, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

radio gaga

erm, thanks for the quick reply. According to the Radio-page you gave us the right frequency, but in your comment on our talk-page you wrote "28.28" (instead of 28.82) in huge bold letters. Can you please correct that, we don't want to confuse our dearest customers (*cough*MORONS*cough*). I'd change your headline myself, but I'm currently having some vandalism-problems and I don't know how far their mighty arm of justice extends.-- [ ρsych°Lychεε ]  T 18:36, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

ones already in existance at User:The Big Prick / recruit That acceptable? --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 17:08, 4 July 2008 (BST)

28.81 Radio Frequency

Frequency 28.81 is being used by BDH in Rolt Heights now. Please do not change it to available. --Alymon 21:19, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Your entry wasn't in the proper format. It now is, so it can stay. Asheets 16:13, 22 August 2008 (BST)
Thank you!--Alymon 21:36, 26 August 2008 (BST)


Sure.. However, I'm in Jensentown for the moment.. 03:08, 24 September 2008 (BST)

From Last Hope

I am just about to start up the group again and I don't know how many people are active, you have the most recent job offer so I'll go ahead and write up a simple contract --Super holt 2*LH* 07:12, 29 September 2008 (BST)

our end of the bargain

each member that Last Hope either acquires or confirms from the old crew will be at your disposal for you to choose to either micromanage, dictate, etc.

your requirements

help to house us until we get back on our feet.

conditions of termination

one of the following

  • you no longer require our services
  • We have regained our strength(we will offer a redraw of contract terms if our services are still needed.)

The Great Radio Massacre.

How would that work then? --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 18:43, 12 October 2008 (BST)

Here comes Fluffy! [trumpets into Ash's bedroom and pokes him, then Ash jumps out of bed] --Fluffy 17:49, 19 October 2008 (BST)


We're in another red suburb in the NW. what you need? --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 23:14, 1 December 2008 (UTC)

We moved south to assist the people of <SUBURBNAMHAR>. While I can't speak for our leader, since we just got here, it might be a bit of time before we get back up there. Sorry. After we're done here I believe we're going to travel to the far, southeast, northeast, or northwest. 23:58, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
Give me a shout on beerhah. Im rosslessness there, I just never like revealing my location whilst Zeug's reading. Hi zeug! --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 19:13, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
Heloooo ... and Asheets, good luck in Dakers, it can be fun especially if you meet up with the locals. FUACK are one of those small groups that never go away and are full of colorful long time UD die hards. Say hi to Carlo from me if you see him, probably somewhere around the Swearse PD HQ.--Zeug 01:46, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Classy! Hope to see you soon! The areas quite secure. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 19:41, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Hard Knock Life

I saw your message on our talk page. You may contact us on our forums here. Or, of course, we could come to you. Just leave a link on talk page as I will not be able to periodically check here. I don't do much on the wiki, thus a late response. Thanks for your concern. --Speels 07:07, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Radio Freqs

hello, i just realized that you put this in my disscussions (I notice that you had recently changed Swearse Lane Police Department to the dead-linked Dead Reckoning on frequency 26.30. Swearse Lane Police Department had just recently confirmed that they were active and wanted their radio frequency, so I'm wondering about the change. Also, as I mentioned before, Dead Reckoning doesn't seem to have a page that I can find. Asheets 20:49, 16 January 2009 (UTC)) and as a disclaimer: i started that group but was promptly killed so i abandoned that group deleted all of my connections with it. i have since started a new group (formerly Dead Reckoning) Now Necro-Tech Biohazard Containment Service so i would like to take my station back.also as proof that i did start swearse lane i have the recruitment page in my Disscussion it was deleted for not using a template. thank you for your concern,--Sgt Gonnella 01:13, 23 February 2009 (UTC)


I just met you in-game. I was wondering, did you want a group? The Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service is in the area and could really use your help. The other clan members would love to meet you :). Here are our forums. --Haliman - Talk 03:44, 11 April 2009 (BST)


I notice the big prick is just over the border from us in judgewood. We're in Quarlesbank. Want to meet up?

If not the RP at Junkyard 6,7 needs some assistance. Over 10 last time I checked.--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 18:25, 15 May 2009 (BST)

Cheers man, Quarlesbank is now quiye secure. Roywood looks like a good bet for help. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 19:06, 19 May 2009 (BST)

lumber status report

Yeah, I just made a custom template, because I am the only one who 'unknown's danger reports, and I do it every so often so typing it manually gets repetitve. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 15:23, 21 June 2009 (BST)

Perryn NT

Colonel Al, my old nemesis. You should come back to the Perryn NT; I miss our old epic battles! Make sure you bring your wallet...

Jack Jenkem the Tech, 12 October 2009


Yes, the Clubbed to Death idiots are still all over the eastern half of Gulsonside. The Fortress came out for a few months but couldn't make any headway against them. I haven't seen Perryn in working condition for over a month, and even then it didn't last more than a day. The wallet picking have been slim!

- JJtT, 1 November 2009


Let me know if you ever want one. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 17:51, 12 November 2009 (UTC)

About CRES Doctor

Are you sure he is there? I was there and saw no one. --LithedarkangelMeth!The Great Meth Man 18:58, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

Nvm. Revived.--LithedarkangelMeth!The Great Meth Man 19:02, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

After Mornington

North Blythville,Please!. The NT there has been offline for 48days! --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 22:25, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

absolutely. Area hasn't really recovered from MOB and needs a big Prick! --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 22:32, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
Amazing! We think we just finished repairing the Darks, so this place is good to go. 404 and the OBR thank you for your amazing work. We're filtering south. Seems theirs still some ruin! --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 17:58, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
Harh harh harh. Bang bang man smazh zrmbahs. Zrmbahs ram bananas n bang bang manz! Mrh man nah rzh zrmbahs!!! BAH Mrh man! Harh harh harh harh!!!!! Niche

Thank you for the invitation

I would like to thank you for the invitation to ally with your group. I talked it over with some of my members and have decided to accept. I posted as much on your group page and created a section of our forum dedicated to joint ventures. Once we get Colglough back up and running, feel free to drop by any time for conversation, a glass of our in house Single Malt Malton, or complementary revivification syringe accessories from our novelty line.

Yours in science,

--Albert Schwan Albert Schwan  00:50, 29 April 2010 (BST)

Re: Dead Air and Judgewood

Hi Asheets, just noticed your message in Extinction discussion. Escape was amusing don't you think? A pity they couldn't defend better. At the moment Zeug has taken to breathing and finally gone on a sight seeing tour of Malton before the game dies. Down deep south at the moment and barely a zombie to be seen. Beats me how survivors can enjoy a zombie game without decent zombie competition. Where have all the ferals gone? --Zeug 21:03, 9 June 2010 (BST)


Your assessment of crooketon is accurate. Approx 10 zeds, no survivors. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 20:38, 9 July 2010 (BST)

The update was based on first hand scouting by 404 We counted 3 dark buildings ruined. Necronet scans from merson seem to confirm less than 10 zeds present. What you up to next? The SW seems done. Fancy Whittenside? --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 10:38, 18 July 2010 (BST)


I was through there a little more than a couple of weeks ago with my northern ALT on a scanning mission. If memory serves, it was not as bad as the color on the map would indicate. One NT was running, one was empty so I retook it, and one was ruined so I only scanned. There was at least one nearby factory that was lit. I went straight from NT to Factory to NT. Again, the current status is hard to say, it may just need a wiki editor to update buildings.

--Albert Schwan Albert Schwan  22:37, 19 July 2010 (BST)


No u I learnt my lesson--Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 22:20, 9 December 2010 (UTC)

Zensaga was in there!? Did any of you slap him for me? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 22:42, 9 December 2010 (UTC)

Just a question

You wouldn't happen to be Filipino(or part), would you? Or is Cebu Lechon really just that famous? (I think it's an awesome dish, too) -- †  talk ? f.u. 04:10, 28 December 2010 (UTC) (Edited 04:56, 29 December 2010 (UTC))

Half Flip, half whitey... Asheets 21:59, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
Nice. I'm, as we say, pinoy through and through. --Thanatologist 08:23, 31 December 2010 (UTC)
You wouldn't have a good recipe for Lechon Chicken for a propane grill, would you? My 3 varieties of chicken legs at last year's Super Bowl party were a big hit, but I'd like to try something different this time around... Asheets 20:25, 3 January 2011 (UTC)
Unfortunately, I'm no cook. But, my mom says you should take a look at -- †  talk ? f.u. 12:38, 5 January 2011 (UTC)

Suggestion From The Wraiths

Since you're on a Mall Tour anyway, and we were going to ask you to help us target The Dead with combat revives (since we've now begun implementing this op, it's not secret anymore), why not head over to Caiger Mall, which has become a target for The Dead, and just make that the next stop on the Tour? We'll hold them off in Brooke Hills, and likely engage them in one other suburb as well.--Pinata 16:54, 7 April 2011 (BST)

use dirt nap. let them roll over you, than when they are past. stand up and revive everything.-- bitch 17:26 20 April 2011 (UTC)


i cant believe you wasted that much ap and ammo boohooing. :P --Alice Gravesend 22:52, 9 September 2011 (BST)

Sounds like you're someone who forgot that this is just a game. Asheets 16:31, 12 September 2011 (BST)


Hey, check your PMs on the Prick's forum. Slight change of plans for next pub crawl location. ~Vsig.png 19:38, 19 September 2011 (UTC)

Jack Jenkem the Tech

I see Colonel Al is back in Malton. Jack Jenkem the Tech is still PKing fools in Wyke Hills. I'd like to meet up if you're in the area. Are you still messing around in Gulsonside?

-- Jenkem 02:56, 8 October 2011 (BST)

27.72 MHz

Thanks for your comments. I've created a (small) page, and hope to improve it soon. Any help with this would be appreciated.

-- Cuneiformist 17:04, 4 November 2011 (UTC)

Brennand NT is up

For the moment NOCKTRNL 06:21, 15 November 2011 (UTC)

Hey CRES could I get you to stop by our forums? NOCKTRNL 07:26, 21 November 2011 (UTC)

Please check BP forum

In regards to your recent edits, I have posted to the BP forum. Please check at your earliest convenience. --Albert Schwan Albert Schwan  Monday, 13 February 2012

Until we both have a bit more information, it might be best if we continue this on the forum. I have posted my reply there. --Albert Schwan Albert Schwan  Wednesday, 15 February 2012


Skull n syringes.gif

Some time back, you noticed the The Big Prick was beginning to stagnate, leading you to put out a call for individuals interested in helping TBP move forward. I have volunteered my services to help this happen. Now I am looking for feedback. A similar message to this has been sent to everyone who displays The Big Prick Skull and Syringes on their user page. In my humble opinion, the idea behind the formation of TBP was among the more unique in Malton's history. In its time, it broke up the monotony that was quickly setting in and gave adventurous individuals a chance to try something new. It also helped de-stigmatize people regarding combat revives and make Malton a place where those of dual nature could have a chance to explore their separate agendas. As many of these issues are not as large as they once were, it may seem we have reached a time when Malton no longer needs The Big Prick. I say, it's not all about being needed. Do you still enjoy reviving zombies? Is your first response at a break-in to check for brain rot? Mine is. Being a prick is not a job, it is part of who we are, and though it may not need us in the same way that it once did, with the rise of Apathy and the decline of survivor groups in Malton, the city cannot afford to lose the Big Prick. Accordingly, I have begun reworking some of the format of TBP pages including a retool of the main page and the introduction of and achievement system that will let pricks gain recognition on their own time on their own terms. As a person who still chooses to fly the colors of TBP, I would appreciate your feedback on my talk page or on the TBP forum. Thank you for your time and may your syringes never be blunted. --Albert Schwan Albert Schwan  Friday, 31 August 2012