User talk:Banana Bear4

Casting Call

I am opening the doors to you all, anyone of you, to join the We <3 Tek" society of free browser based mmorpg's lies. If any of you think you have the fortitude to spend a days worth of AP lying to the internet, also general amusement at the expense/advancement of others.

in Soviet Russia, Here Signs in YOU!!

woop woop batman batman woo woo

	Batman
	This user is Batman. Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-Batman!

I am banana bear four. I am only this because banabear died and from his ashes I arose. all worship the banana bear. bringer of irony. If you can learn me to work this wiki. I will love you. like you've never been loved before. There. I said it.

Check this vomitspit right here

Hello, I just wanted to tell you that I worship the banana bear. Sincerely, --Cannibalcomfort 18:30, 23 February 2006 (GMT)

The bananabear! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/mediocre1/bananabear.jpg -- Andrew McM ^W! 13:35, 26 February 2006 (GMT)

Andrew McM! how did you get this photo? your probably here now, oh god, I think I hear something outside...Its Andrew McM. on a more lucid note, nice picture, I like it.

Thanks.

A badge as befits someone who knows of the bananabear. http://ichiji9.bne.jp/banana7/world/image/w780do.jpg -- Andrew McM ^W! 22:34, 26 February 2006 (GMT)

And also an Avatar to worship as an idol. -- Andrew McM ^W! 22:40, 26 February 2006 (GMT)

-- Rueful 21:54, 26 April 2006 (BST)

Official Positions or Bonanza Foster

Chief Iconographer Andrew McM

Theologian Cannibalcomfort

Please put anger here

Graaaaaah!

I'll try and get it framed, maybe with better lighting -- Chief Iconographer ^W! 09:51, 27 February 2006 (GMT)

   Graaaaaah!

There you go. -- Chief Iconographer ^W!09:52, 27 February 2006 (GMT)

Please do not continue editing the BME wiki page. This is a first warning. -- Odd Starter ^{talk | Mod | W!} 22:22, 27 February 2006 (GMT)

Reply of Declaration of War

Dear sir or sirs. We welcome your reply and wish to continue our line of annihilating your existence. We are very pleased that you have noticed our presence, but still feel that honour must be placed where honour is due. Unfortunately, at this point, we do not feel that it is due, but this may be changed, depending on your future actions.

For the record, I am only a member of team "everybody but us is lost"...eh...no, "the abandoned" and not of Team Batman.... we just refer to those so we will not be exterminated by them.

But the future will show you just how powerless I am!!! ...damn... Just how powerfull I am!

Idi na Hrui

Sincerely

Chris Dk

UPDATE:

I have received your request for a ceasure of hostile activities. Therefore I am happy to announce that you have been removed from the abandoned hit-list as well as mine.

Thanks for your cooperation

Live long and popcorn

Regards Chris Dk

Not anger can go here I guess,

Okay.

The general rule for Groups pages is that the Group itself have limited ownership - they can put whatever they like on their group page, subject to some notable exceptions. Group pages are, however, expected to have a segment at the top of their page which is written from a Neutral Point of View, usually written in an encyclopedic manner. Talk pages of Group pages are in theory owned by the Group, and they can do whatever they wish in it (with the exception of impersonation, which is a vandal offence). It is, however, considered bad form to wipe comments off a talk page without putting them elsewhere, like an Archive page.

User Pages are similar to Group pages, except that the User and the User alone has ownership.

Anywhere else, it is assumed that anyone can, and everyone should, edit pages, for the betterment of those pages.

Does this help? We don't really have a lot of this stuff written up, we really should... -- Odd Starter ^{talk | Mod | W!} 03:33, 28 February 2006 (GMT)

Haha, I've just been trying to keep UD interesting for myself lately (as it's been getting fairly boring over time). It really feels like the BME are run by 10-year-olds, which makes it even more fun. Oh well, though. It was fun until an admin stepped in (but now I'm spending my time trying to clear up factual errors that they keep making - they're claiming that my friends are alt characters of mine). I'm glad to see that you got a kick out of it while it lasted - Sup34dog

haha, yeah. I'm also Penis Piper (I created an alt character - a fireman - so that I could enjoy the game more). The reason I have 2 character (and am therefore dubbed a 'zerger') is because I started Holly out as a consumer, which absolutely blows to start out with. Over time, though, she's leveled up well, so it makes it easier to take out those BME tools. It's good to see someone else is having some fun in this game (besides me and my friends, and unlike the BME who think that they're actually saving people). I think the funniest thing about Bale Mall is that it's actually the least safe of all malls, because the BME are so serious about their "mission" that it's impossible to take them seriously. Of course, it is fun to mess with them and let them think that they're dying for a good cause by PKing them when they don't expect it. I've never PKed anyone but a BME member, so what does that say about them? - Sup34dog

I'd like to apologize for contributing to the delay of the required changements regarding your character on the BME page. I had not realized about other changes apart from those to the NPOV section.--Denzel Washington 17:33, 1 March 2006 (GMT)

Mr. Washington, don't worry about it. Your still good in my book. Keep on fighting the good fight. -Banana Bear4 19:27, 1 March 2006 (GMT)

Thanks, ive made a comment, and will continue to do so for the duration. After that, well, i have a few tricks up my sleeve. --Grim s 22:02, 2 March 2006 (GMT)

LOL! your comment on the "Look at the Bodies" suggestion almost made me piss my pants! Hilarious! --Blahblahblah 23:00, 9 March 2006 (GMT)

Hello and suchlike, from one Drake Darringer.

Ever since I met the BME, I've been having fun murdering them in retaliation for their crimes. It's really nice when one is offered the chance to do violence in a righteous manne; you don't need to deal with the guilt of having killed someone in cold blood and all that jazz. I'm actually posting this here 'cause I'm definitely a wiki-rookie, and didn't know how to reply to your PM or whatever (User_talk:?).

Looking forward to battling the BME alongside people such as mister Washington and yourself. Admittedly, I'm going to try to do it in-character, so the whole zerging debate doesn't concern me much. The more they/he/she/it zerg, the more of them there are to kill. I've begun a list of potential/suspected BME members on my user page, so if you have something to contribute, feel free to do so. Or direct me to a place where such a list already exists? --Drake Darringer 00:59, 24 March 2006 (GMT)

Hi banabea4. hey BB iwasnt sure how to contact you but i was curious about your vote for infectious blood on the 26th of march, in the previous version you voted yes and this time no and i was curious as to what changes i made to the version caused you to change your vote. i provided a link on the march 26th version to the older version and you vote if you cna look at it i would appreciate it.--User:ericblinsley 01:59, 3 april 2006 (GMT)

Thank you for the polite reminder asking me to sign my vote. It completely skipped my mind. : ) --Tetra 19:21, 19 April 2006 (BST)

Shmarbitration

Hi Bear. The text I removed was in accordance with an arbitration ruling. They actually keep violating the arbitrator's ruling every time they post that incorrect/inflammatory info. I am within my right to remove it. If you'd like I can link you to the Arbitration case that was decided against them. If they won't follow the ruling - and no Mods do anything - then I delete it myself. Simple as that. :/ I dunno what other option there is except for letting them go against the ruling in my favor.

I'm all for group control of a page, but they have gone and continue to go into realms that are not covered by the spirit of the wiki and such. -- Amazing 03:50, 5 April 2006 (BST)

Reply to Dr. Zing - I am a proponent of open editing of group pages, and civil resolutions to conflicts that may arise. The POV section, however, is established as the place to put the groups own opinions and suchlike, as of now. Take for instance the BME page, where, in the POV section, my character, M Tek, Is listed in no kind words, I have moved for the character to be listed as a smart businessman, but to no avail. I did not however, go into an edit war with them. Edit wars are not classy. They are petty. Compromise is classy. It is not petty. If you were to chill out on these things, you would probably have better luck, but you seem to always fight to the death. I do not say you should not. In fact, you and your E-Squabbles entertain me to no end, so never change. Never change Amazing. -Banana Bear4 03:58, 5 April 2006 (BST)

I dunno. Just following an abritration ruling. I sincerely doubt "ROB4234 IS A FAGGOT!!!!" would be allowed in the POV section of a page, but that's the level of abuse that has been wielded by these puds. Anyway, I'm following an arbitration ruling - and even if I hadn't recieved a ruling in my favor, it wouldn't affect my abilities as an Arbitrator since people can choose not to use me. -- Amazing 05:31, 5 April 2006 (BST)

Lets say, then that the things that would affect you as an arbitrator, do not affect your ability as an arbitrator, because people can choose another arbitrator, that would make you a useless arbitrator, if you didn't arbitrate things. I'm not saying that you are, as I've only seen one case you handled, but if you wind up being chosen to not arbitrate everything, you effectively would not be an arbitrator. -Banana Bear4 06:01, 5 April 2006 (BST)

The Abandoned PKer list and you

If you want to get removed from there, you need to enter our forum and apologise to the group members you have killed. Since you've got only Chris Dk on your record, that should be fairly easy. If the apology is accepted, Chris will apply to the person running the PKer list to remove you.

If, however, you ever kill any member of The Abandoned again after getting removed from the list before - there will be no second chance and you will be persecuted until your character is no longer seen in the game, got that? --The Fifth Horseman 14:57, 7 April 2006 (BST)

A witty reply

Hey Abandoned, thanks for the "Heads up," I was wondering about that. Which forum do you want me to apologize in? I'm not to shoot at people while Even the clinic can't handle things, but , I might shoot at Scratch'n'Sniff, or Abi2, once Yagoton calms down a bit, regardles of whether or not I'm unforgiven at the time. -User:Banana Bear4

It's listed on our Wiki page, but in case you cannot find it... http://webmouton.pingouin.ca/ud/. --The Fifth Horseman 21:59, 10 April 2006 (BST)

THANKS BRAH! SICK TURNS!!1! do you all want a new thread or what? thanks pudding! -Banana Bear4 03:28, 11 April 2006 (BST)

Amazing's Page

Let him have his way, at least there. Trying to argue with him is a waste of your time. --Mia K ^(sotss) 05:23, 18 April 2006 (BST)

I disagree, Amazing is hilarious and as such, never have I wasted a moment playing games with him. I suppose if its drawn attention its clogging recentchanges though, and I shall stop. -Banana Bear4 05:26, 18 April 2006 (BST)

I don't know about any of that, I was just trying to make a friendly suggestion. That, and I tend to frown upon instigators as well. But it's not my place to stop you. Feel free to continue. --Mia K ^(sotss) 05:32, 18 April 2006 (BST)

Got Your Message

It was a month ago but I finally got it! Actually my main character is currently in a form more suitable to destroying the Bale Mall entirely, but Dexter Manley will never turn down a revive or an invitation. --otherlleft 13:02, 20 April 2006 (BST)

New template

Dear Banana, i just wanted to let you know about this new template. Maybe you'd want to put it on your userpage? After all, like Legend X said, you are a zerg of mine... ; )

	Denzel Washington
	This user is Denzel Washington's alias.

We have no chance to survive

What you say?--'STER-Talk-Mod 01:12, 22 April 2006 (BST)

Membership

Thanks for your support! We not only don't mind if you reference us, but we would love to have you join us in an official capacity as well. See the ASS talk page for contact information if you're interested.--Tehasskickars 04:19, 22 April 2006 (BST)

Snorts.

If you agree to stop speaking TO and OF me in a negative way, I will agree to do the same for you and the case will be dropped. This applies to all my current cases, and is the fundimental request of each of them. You know what's purposeful aggrivation and what isn't. -- Amazing 04:21, 27 April 2006 (BST)

Saga and Epic Battle

Thanks for your comment on finding them funny. I didn't really create them. I just published them. Saromu 01:59, 28 April 2006 (BST)

EMAIL ME LOL

hi, can you email me at jsomara@gmail.com ok thanks! Rasher 14:51, 1 May 2006 (BST)

OK I DID IT, AND DON'T BE SCARED TE SUBJECT LINE IS NOT REALLY A SWORD, IT CAN NOT CUT YOU. IT IS ONLY AN ILLUSION. ALSO SOMEONE SOULD MAIL ME SOME NEW KEYBOARD TAT DOES NOT AVE MASED POTATO DAMAGE.

wtf existentialism

Shakespeare? Pffffffft. I blow that English hack and his disgusting goat-teeth out of the water every day of the week. "To be or not to be"? What kind of shit is that? Now, "lollercaust", that's some fucking literature right there. None of this thee and thou garbage.

<3 Undeadinator 02:20, 3 May 2006 (BST)

Red Rum

Sure thing. It helps if you have IRC since we do most of our planning there. --Zaruthustra-Mod 02:48, 8 May 2006 (BST)

HAHA I DELETED THIS CAUSE ITS SNEAKY!! (ER, SNEAKIER) -Banana¯\(o_º)/¯Bear 03:47, 8 May 2006 (BST)

LOLOL join us

Seriously, are you interested in being a member? --Bob Hammero _ASS 04:51, 8 May 2006 (BST)

Information sharing

ASS is collecting e-mail addresses of allies who are interested in participating in information sharing via e-mail with us and other allies. Please e-mail us with your e-mail address and name if you are interested. Thanks. --Bob Hammero _ASS 23:26, 9 May 2006 (BST)

Mod Bid

I'm sending this message out to everyone who had spoken on my modship bid. Recently it was suggested that I wipe the slate clean and start over with a new bid. I decided against this for two main reasons: First, I don't want to risk causing any drama, and Second, I don't want to risk people on either side not being heard the second time around.

I am, however, asking anyone who has spoken to take a moment of thier time to review the case and deatermine if they need to change thier vote or, more than likely, keep it as is. Thank you. --Sirens^{T RR} 14:57, 12 May 2006 (BST)

WOO TEMPLATETON!

	We don't serve your kind
	This user supports the Malton Defence Force in their bid to ruin the game.

Lexicon

You mentioned you'd like a spot on the Lexicon--well, some have opened up. Just letting you know.--'STER-Talk-Mod 19:37, 24 May 2006 (BST)

Eric Wolton

You asked whether you can kill him or not. Happens that he has just been excluded from the ranks of The Abandoned, and thus is free game for you from now on. --The Fifth Horseman 10:17, 5 June 2006 (BST)

Hey thanks for the advice on my talk page. It seems you are just about the only worthy foe I've come across in this game. I fear that Legend X is gonna keep on coming up with excuses not to report people who Pk me :-( --Eric Wolton 23:12, 18 July 2006 (BST)

Heads Up

BB4, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news but amazingly enough, Legend X is right. Groups can make any accusation or inflamatory comment they want. The bullshit rules allowing this. I'm fucking disgusted that this is an official policy. It's bullshit, plain and simple. WTF is the point of saying "NPOV section" if they are allowed to wipe it clean? –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 04:15, 8 June 2006 (BST)

Your User Page

Is completely incoherent. Keep up the good work. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 04:00, 25 June 2006 (BST)

My Apologies...

But Legend X has been banned for Vandalism. Please excuse the delay he will have to your response on his talk page. --Karlsbad 05:13, 28 June 2006 (BST) No Problem KB, maybe the 48 hours will give him time to think before blazing away with his sawed off delete-gun. -Banana Bear 21:17, 28 June 2006 (BST)

Moderator

As someone who voted on my previous bid for moderator, I thought you should know that I am currently running again for moderator. If you would like to share your thoughts this time around, I would appreciate hearing them. If not, that's fine as well. Thanks again. –Bob Hammero ^{Mod•B'crat•T•A} 20:51, 29 June 2006 (BST)

In case you are not aware

Legend X proved himself to be less than brilliant. Again. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 04:41, 5 July 2006 (BST)

Personally, I'm sick of his posturing. I tried being reasonable, and all I kept getting was "M Tek this, M Tek that". Something tells me that not everyone who was claiming to be Denzel Washington was telling the truth, y'know? Like, commonsense. Of course, we both know Legend X lacks any of that. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 05:48, 5 July 2006 (BST)

There is no timestamp on your post to M/A. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 06:09, 5 July 2006 (BST)

Arbitration Case

you and the other party need to get together and decide on an arbitrator. Choose which of the volunteers you would like or request another, and reply on the arbitration page--^talk 20:32, 5 July 2006 (BST)

Please review Arbitration and provide a counter argument (if you want) or state that you're happy with your current case. –Bob Hammero ^{Mod•B'crat•T•A} 20:52, 6 July 2006 (BST)

Vandal report

Thanks, when i realized my mistake i tried to correct it but my browser couldn't handle it. --Matthew Fahrenheit ^Talk 03:15, 7 July 2006 (BST)

no problem. Glad I could do something good for the wiki to help out all the bad things I do for it. -Banana Bear 03:44, 7 July 2006 (BST)

They're not so bad. If we look at your contrib... JESUSFUCKINGCHRISTMYEYES!!! --Matthew Fahrenheit ^Talk 04:39, 7 July 2006 (BST)

COME ON!! I'M PRETTY!!-Banana Bear 04:50, 7 July 2006 (BST)

You say you're pretty? OMG you perv you invite children to go bath with you!. --Matthew Fahrenheit ^Talk 04:57, 7 July 2006 (BST)

You assume that I am both an adult and somehow interested in carnal pleasure, when clearly, as evidenced by said picture, I am made of glycerine. -Banana Bear 05:07, 7 July 2006 (BST)

And yet, that fact doesn't limit the motor capabilities necessary to type. --Matthew Fahrenheit ^Talk 05:11, 7 July 2006 (BST)

Is impressive no? PUT CHILD IN BATH!-Banana Bear 05:40, 7 July 2006 (BST)

Banana Bear, you are insane. –Bob Hammero ^{Mod•B'crat•T•A} 06:02, 7 July 2006 (BST)

I will NEVER take a bath again O_O --Matthew Fahrenheit ^Talk 08:07, 7 July 2006 (BST)

hey yuo

wnat two join ass?! –Bob Hammero ^{Mod•B'crat•T•A} 06:25, 18 July 2006 (BST)

I respunded on my tlak paeg. Yuo haet ASS. What haev we evar done two yuo? :( –Bob Hammero ^{Mod•B'crat•T•A} 06:06, 19 July 2006 (BST)

Small request

Unless you want to be drawn into an arbitration case yourself (Wikigate FTW!), its best to let Jjames learn how deafening silence really is. --Karlsbad 05:31, 19 July 2006 (BST)

Are you the crazy? This could be my place making for the wiki gate 2? I not would miss this no sir no sir never. -Banana Bear 06:02, 19 July 2006 (BST)

Custom title

Banana Bear! Don't know if you saw or not, but the policy to prohibit content outside of the normal page area has passed, so unless you've got a case for using "Thats why I did your wife" as your name, the custom title's gotta go. Sorry buddy. –Bob Hammero ^{Mod•B'crat•T•A} 06:27, 21 July 2006 (BST)

Knowing our luck, he'll start signing as "Thats why I did your wife". Although, that'd be funny. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 06:28, 21 July 2006 (BST)

And fine by me, because it's by the rules, and otherwise I'll get nostalgic for "the good old days, when Banana Bear was even loonier, but in that awesome way, and yet he still refuses to join ASS." –Bob Hammero ^{Mod•B'crat•T•A} 06:29, 21 July 2006 (BST)

I'm training to join your club you whore. -That's Why I did your Wife 07:09, 21 July 2006 (BST)

BANANA BEAR! HOORAY BANANA BEAR! –Bob Hammero ^{Mod•B'crat•T•A} 07:13, 21 July 2006 (BST)

laffo5th fixed

There you go. All nice and legal-like. Let me know what you think. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Akule (talk • contribs) .

Its even more fixed! get rid of nasty template code. {{Laffo5th|User=your_name_here}} --DarkStar2374383 ^{Talk | LDY | LOE} 06:26, 23 July 2006 (BST)

I liked Scarface better Sonny you Motherfucker

--Sonny Corleone ^{WTF RRF ASS CoL} 05:43, 27 July 2006 (BST)

Interesting

Seems Legend X is not a good little boy. Not at all. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 06:06, 31 July 2006 (BST)

HAHA, Loving these, lol. --DarkStar2374383 ^{Talk | LDY | LOE} 10:58, 31 July 2006 (BST)

You get an award

You've earned this one:

	Banana Bear's Bob Award
	For bringing the wiki to new levels of hilarity via his ever-insane contributions.

–Bob Hammero ^{Mod•B'crat•T•A} 20:38, 2 August 2006 (BST)

I have made you a template!

I hope it pleases you! {{BananaBear4Evar}}:

	Fucking Pwnage!
	God bless the Banana Bear and his mased potato-damaged keyboard.

Now please stop hurting my family. :( –Bob Hammero ^{Mod•B'crat•T•A} 20:56, 2 August 2006 (BST)

It makes me remember the good old days

{{JustSayNo}} –Bob Hammero ^{Mod•B'crat•T•A} 23:34, 2 August 2006 (BST)

bad boy bad boy, what you gon' do, what you gon' do when they come for you

But does it have the flashing lights and high-tech logo and handheld camera shots of minorities being arrested? –Bob Hammero ^{Mod•B'crat•T•A} 18:34, 4 August 2006 (BST)

:( -That's Why I did your Wife 17:25, 5 August 2006 (BST)

Arbitration

I have read the evidence posted by you and Legend X. I will now allow you an opportunity to counter Legend's evidence. After this I will decide on the best course of action. -- Krazy Monkey ^W! 10:34, 7 August 2006 (BST)

I have made my ruling. See the arby page for more details. -- Krazy Monkey ^W! 15:58, 8 August 2006 (BST)

Why are you interfering with my arbitration?

Please stop as it serves no constructive purpose. I didn't interfere with your arbitration, please leave mine alone.Jjames 23:44, 8 August 2006 (BST)

Twinker

http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=72203 I didn't know where else to put this. so here i put it to remember for when page batman goes live. -That's Why I did your Wife 17:43, 22 August 2006 (BST)

Have you seen it somewhere in Malton? He would be yummy.--Thari ^{S T F U} 17:46, 22 August 2006 (BST)

He's almost certainly quit, from the looks of him. Either that or he has done jack shit for months on end. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 17:48, 22 August 2006 (BST)

I just got killed in BM NW by Twink. So... They are the truth. And you know what the truth is. The truth is OWNED-That's Why I did your Wife 18:30, 22 August 2006 (BST)

DORIS

Why don't you join DORIS? We're working with Red Rum in Grigg Heights. As a bonus you get an awesome sig like those on our forum. http://zombies.dementiastudios.org/boards/index.php --Sonny Corleone ^{WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt!} 20:38, 29 August 2006 (BST)