Such is the sickening girth of my talk page that I have been forced to create an archive, found here. Ha ha! I was just kidding about that second link. That actually links to a suggestion with numbers in its title. I'm such a joker. Really though. What if 6 turned out to be 9? How fucking existentialist would that be.

Post Your Adulations Here, Peasant

Welcome Back

Welcome back you assmonkey--Admiral Ackbar ^{U! WTF} 00:31, 10 October 2006 (BST)

I'm fine and they're behind the dumpster near Joe's Pub--Admiral Ackbar ^{U! WTF} 19:36, 15 October 2006 (BST)

We need to talk. Get to #rrf asap--Admiral Ackbar ^{U! WTF} 00:11, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Celebrate!

With Amazing gone, feel free to use this to shout it out from the roof tops: {{Wikipendence}} Cyberbob Talk 16:48, 12 June 2006 (BST)

I <3 You

I <3 you long time--Mpaturet 03:30, 15 April 2006 (BST)

Hold me tight and never let me go. --Undeadinator 03:34, 15 April 2006 (BST)

Lol fag--Mpaturet 02:29, 3 May 2006 (BST)

dude u 2 r lyk both gay lolz Saromu 00:35, 6 May 2006 (BST)

I love you, too

Ron Burgundy 05:05, 2 May 2006 (BST) This has been reproduced from my discussion page:

Thanks a bunch! May Odin smile on you and yours. I believe you're right and that had been my understanding originally. I mean, there are two types of humor, absurdity and satire. My suggestions were the former, but with all the reactionary nonsense on the suggestion page, you'd think the latter impossible. I think I'll point this out to the mods. We'll see if they really work for Wes Mantooth or if they've just let their hatred get the better of them! --Ron Burgundy 00:21, 17 April 2006 (BST)

Indeed it does! To the suit store!! And thanks for the help, I'm glad I'm not the only one who is horrified by the deep and hateful seriousness on the wiki. --Ron Burgundy 05:16, 18 April 2006 (BST)

Wait... which page are we talking about? I thought it was the Humorous suggestions one. --Ron Burgundy 05:29, 18 April 2006 (BST)

Oh, there it is! --Ron Burgundy 05:34, 18 April 2006 (BST)

Master of the Flying Guillotine is... there are no words. I've started worshiping many of the characters. Have you seen the prequel, "The One-Armed Boxer"? It's just as awesome- a little more restrained- but not by much. I actually just got done watching my favorite scenes from both of them. Of late, though, I've been torn. You see, I downloaded Master and it was dubbed with some Asian language or another. Should I find a copy in English? It's already so perfect! What if it makes it worse? COULD IT MAKE IT WORSE?! I mean, shit, it's pretty damn near incorruptible. And whatever language they're using is great! Especially the way the Indian guy spits out curses at the Boxer! "Bu khu zhu!" Cuts me to the bone. Oh, but I did get a copy of "The One-Armed Boxer" with subtitles. French subtitles. I got my girlfriend to translate it for me. How horrible is that? Well fuck, I've got my goddamn priorities. --Ron Burgundy 08:06, 1 May 2006 (BST)

If you've got it, flaunt it, baby. FLAUNT IT! --Undeadinator 22:15, 1 May 2006 (BST)

I assure you, the language they're using is just as awesome. The acoustics wherever they recorded it were so terrible... it must have been a cave or something. But yes, I'll have to get me some NetFlix, or something, and find it in English. Either that or learn French and some Asian language or another. "The One-Armed Boxer" is pretty damn good! It shows you why he has one arm! There are two Thai Boxers and two Tibetans- oh, and they use the themesong from Shaft. --Ron Burgundy 05:05, 2 May 2006 (BST)

Sorry I just edited this thing like four times, I kept on fucking up "acoustics" and probably still am. --Ron Burgundy 05:05, 2 May 2006 (BST)

ST. ISIDORE IS WATCHING YOU BURGUNDY! And I am quite seriously in a state of disbelief regarding this alleged "prequel". The very thought that there might be some kind of horrible Asian Jar-Jar Binks in the shadows, just waiting to jump out and completely fuck up the once-venerable franchise, is beyond my reckoning. Mesa da MASTAH of da flying gee-yo-tine! --Undeadinator 05:11, 2 May 2006 (BST)

I swear to Odin, it exists! And I do love it so. Like the scene where the Tibetans appear for the first time.... it's best without knowing what's going on. The bad guys are all talking to each other and the two Tibetans just jump through the fucking roof and start fighting them! Then they're friends. But not really. Never can tell with Tibetans. Man, you have to see it! I've never found someone as fanatical about Master of The Flying Guillotine as me! Hell, if you can't still find it on the internet, I'll burn my copy to CD and mail it to you! It's that good. --Ron Burgundy 20:02, 2 May 2006 (BST)

Fuckin' A, man! As long as you don't live in Austraila, where postage would cost as much as the DVD! Then again... holy shit, there's a copy on ISOhunt! And it's got a SRT subtitle file with it! Oh, there is a God. This might just be easier, too. http://isohunt.com/download.php?mode=bt&id=10494080 How's that grab ya? --Ron Burgundy 02:44, 4 May 2006 (BST)

To join me and my criminal buddies, download this[1], install it and such, then click the link to the file above and it should do the rest for ya! You may need to install something to run the SRT file, but it should work in winamp. You'll know if you're in the clear if there are subtitles. Tell me how it goes! :D --Ron Burgundy 04:31, 4 May 2006 (BST)

Did you download the movie?! I haven't had a chance to watch it yet, what with final exams and such. Of course, I've seen it without the subtitles and understand what's going on. I mean, they all speak the international language of kung fu. Which one do you think is better?! I HAVE TO KNOW! --Ron Burgundy 20:13, 6 May 2006 (BST)

It won't play past 10 minutes?! Is there no Odin?! If you downloaded the file I sent you, it should work perfectly in the latest winamp. Does for me, anyhow. If that doesn't work, try the VLC player[2]. I'm no computer person, but this seems to be a magical sort of fix-all. Best of luck! --Ron Burgundy 00:12, 10 May 2006 (BST)

Did you ever get the One Armed Boxer to work? --Ron Burgundy 21:41, 15 May 2006 (BST)

It's an interesting theory, but I'm not so sure I buy it. That is, there are problems that need to be worked out! First of all, why does the One-Armed Boxer win?! I mean, Mr. Fantastic, The Master, and the Thai Boxer were way more awesome than a guy with one arm, even if he can run up walls and such. Hell, just look at that last fight! The Master gets hit IN THE LUNG with a hatchet and what does he do? He pulls that mother fucker out and throws it at the other guy! How could such a man lose?!

Of course, the rule does hold pretty true in the first movie- and the One-Armed Boxer is amazing with two arms. A lot of the people don't even have special abilities (and they get killed pretty quickly) and those that do have them are more subtle. The more I think about it, the more I like the first one. I mean, the scene where the Thai boxers introduce themselves to the brick factory and the Buddhists... there's just no better moment in the history of kung fu... or film... or art... or humanity.

Anyhow, you say one of the actors had a 70s porn stint?! Which actor was it? God, tell me it was the Yoga master from #2! More importantly, what porn was it and where can I find it? --Ron Burgundy 01:05, 25 May 2006 (BST)

I love you, too, too

Just... your comments on today's suggestions. Ahahaha. You're great. -Wyn ^(talk!) 02:06, 3 May 2006 (BST)

zomg :o *bakes you cookies* -Wyn ^(talk!) 02:20, 3 May 2006 (BST)

SRSLY! :D -Wyn ^(talk!) 02:31, 3 May 2006 (BST)

That could be extremely sexy. I'll be there. -Wyn ^(talk!) 02:39, 3 May 2006 (BST)

I love you, too, too, too

Once you said that something was an "lollarious holocaust reference" this new word is spreading across the continental united states like wildfire now. Good job. You modern Shakespeare. -Banana¯\(o_º)/¯Bear

HUMILIATION!

Keep - I also moves that knife kills now automatically be accompanied by a booming cry of HUMILIATION! --Undeadinator 01:22, 21 April 2006 (BST)

Could be fun. -Wyndallin 01:30, 21 April 2006 (BST)

Whups, I'm dead

((Gets revived, coats himself liberally in spices, hides elsewhere)) --Cinnibar 02:47, 21 April 2006 (BST)

Moderator Caboose

i could arbitrate this, but it will cost you a jar full of cookies! And a big jar, not a small one. There must be at least 42 cookies in the jar! Fewer than that and i wont take the case. And dont put too many cookies in there, because they will root and i dont want to eat bad cookies. So, at least 42 cookies, no more than 50, and a big jar. And make them with some chocolate bits on it. And peanuts! And orangotangoes! --hagnat ^mod 04:43, 4 May 2006 (BST)
- MODERATOR ABUSE! The arbitrators shall hear of this, sir. --Undeadinator 04:48, 4 May 2006 (BST)
  - MODERATOR CABOOSE! CHOO CHOO!--Mpaturet 05:54, 4 May 2006 (BST)

	MISCONBITRATION
	GOMG MOD CABOOSE!!!!

Zomg

I SEE YOU!!1!

--hagnat ^mod 07:06, 21 May 2006 (BST)

SERIOUS BIZNASS (Wyn You Buzzkill)

Grim S voting

A moderater bringing a page up for speedy deletion may not delete it. for accountabilaty with normal deletion that restriction doesn't apply due to the clear voting requirement for deletion. I found no rule banning somebody from voting upon a page he brought up. So it seems that he may do so. However I do vaguely remember that you're not supposed too, just as you though also. It's certianly more stylish if you don't vote for you're own actions. but if it's a rule? I don't really now, seems more established behavior.--Vista ^W! 17:00, 20 May 2006 (BST)

Policy Change

I disagree with you that the restriction on 'free speech' (which we interestingly enough do not actually have on the internet) imposed by the policy in discussion is anything remotely close to fascism. What's wrong with me not wanting to have to see Amazing slagged off (yet again) or Amazing bitching and complaining (yet again)? Also, as we know, only white heterosexual males between the ages of 12 and 30 use TEH INTARWEBZ. That's why using terms like 'chink', 'fag', 'kyke', and things like that are acceptable. Wait a minute here... They're not! Honestly. :/ I mean, search 'faggot' on this wiki. Eleven results. That's eleven too many, including the group. Self-policing, sure, but not when someone can cry 'Vandalism!11!1!1eleventyone' when you remove something that's offensive.

I realize that this is the internet, so people can expect to see things like that from people who have the maturity of an eight-year-old, but seriously, if I was a Mod, I'd ban and there would be no second chances for that shit. -Wyndallin 08:25, 22 April 2006 (BST)

Undeadinator, I don't consider much obscene, personally. The only things that are off-limits, as far as I'm concerned, are racism, sexism, heterosexism, and things like that - stuff that's GOING to piss people off, even if they aren't targeted. Even in the USA, people don't have the right to say things like that, with or without the First Amendment. If I come up to you and drop the n-bomb on you (let's presume you're black), that's still racism. You can avoid me yourself, but if I go out of my way to bother you, you can get a restraining order on me. That sort of thing. The harassment policy is intending to mirror the harassment policies of the various countries that the people on the Wiki are from. It's not a God-given right to say what you want any more than it's a God-given right to kill someone who offends you; I'm completely against anarchy, because there are no checks and balances. I'm not sure what else to say, but I will be taking specific points you make into account when we rewrite the draft. -Wyndal ^{(talk)-(W!)-(SGP)} 02:57, 24 April 2006 (BST) PS: It's not the Thought Police when it's the actions that are being restricted. -Wyndal ^{(talk)-(W!)-(SGP)}

Oh, right. Because of the serious nature of the paragraph above this edit, I will immediately go cut myself like a good emo kid. And then I will come back and make more useless comments here! -Wyn ^(talk!) 02:27, 3 May 2006 (BST)

SERIOUS MOTHERFUCKING BIZNASS >:( Undeadinator 02:29, 3 May 2006 (BST)

Links To All Of My "Spoof" Pages, Based On The Probably Faulty Assumption That I'll Ever Do This Again

Viva la Me!

lol amazing

WTF CENTAURS

Post YOUR Humorous Suggestions. Mine Are Better. >:(

Darkness

While this isn't intended to humorous - but you should get a kick out of it. Since the server does not have a day/night cycle (and rightfully so due to world time zone issues), large buildings (i.e. towers, malls, ect) would have reduced chance to find items (about 20% off the standard rates) due to the lack of light and the unsettling effect it has on your nerves (a zombie might be hiding). To counter this effect you can either use a flashlight (new item), or power the building with a generator. Verdict? --Darkstar949 04:18, 23 May 2006 (BST)

OMFG FUCKING LASERTOWERS

I thought you might enjoy this.

FUCKING LASERTOWERS HOLY SHIT

Timestamp:	22:37, 28 April 2006 (BST)
Type:	Ability
Scope:	Everyone
Description:	After seeing Undeadinator's response to the "power mast" idea, I became inspired and thought of this wonderfully balanced, thought out, and really super cool concept. When there are more than ten NecroTech technicians, a "LASERTOWER!!!!!" may be set up in a building, if at least one of them has a generator and the building is already powered. LASERTOWERS!!!!!! fire at all zombies attempting to enter a suburb, melting away the icy hand of death and replacing it with boiled brains and a sudden appreciation of Emo music. All zombies' skills are removed, and they cannot recover AP for a month. In addition, the zombies are teleported to the center of a suburb and locked in that building, unable to move out. In addition, the zombies must not pass go or collect two hundred dollars. There is a flipside, however. The LASERTOWER!!!!!! has a 10% chance of catching on fire and shooting laser beams at random survivors, instantly killing everyone inside the building as well as rendering the building un-usable - permanently, due to radiation, or something, don't ask me. I feel this suggestion is balanced (boiled zombies. vs. boiled hideouts), and it's aweeeesome. I mean, LASERTOWERS!!! TOWERS WITH LASERS ON THEIR FRICKIN' ROOFS. How awesome can that be? Quite awesome, I would argue, quite awesome. (Note: Courtesy of TokakekekekekekeKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEEEEEEEEEEE)

Votes

OMGLAZERS - PEWPEWPEW -Wyn ^(talk!) 19:04, 1 May 2006 (BST)
- PEE ESS - FIRST VOTE LOL -Wyn ^(talk!) 19:10, 1 May 2006 (BST)
OMFGYEWRAWWWK - I read almost all the suggest on this page, must say they are all pure gold:P. --Changchad 19:08, 1 May 2006 (BST)
Keep - How else are we expected to defend ourselves? --Cinnibar 01:25, 9 May 2006 (BST)

M1 Abrams

Timestamp:	02:03, 6 May 2006 (BST)
Type:	Item
Scope:	Zombies
Description:	Zombies automatically get Abram tanks that takes out vehicle, nerf, and every other stupid suggestion. Can only be used by zombies. This is not overpowered and if you vote kill then chances are you're a Communist. Also fires out laser Ninja grandmas with syphilis. And if your MoosePizza you get a pony.

Votes

Keep - Author vote Saromu 02:03, 6 May 2006 (BST)
Keep - I am not a communist. No siree. Nuh-uh. – Nubis 02:04, 6 May 2006 (BST)
Keep - I'm not a communist either. 343 02:08, 6 May 2006 (BST)
Keep - I have an excellent recipe for pony. MoosePizza 02:09, 6 May 2006 (BST)
Centaurs - Cute. --John Ember 02:12, 6 May 2006 (BST)
Keep - I want this to end up in Peer Reviewed. That'd be awesome. - CthulhuFhtagn 02:13, 6 May 2006 (BST)
Keep - I know I realy shouldn't, but we should at least have one non serious suggestion on peer accepted (it would be even more funny if Keven implemented it!)- Jedaz 02:15, 6 May 2006 (BST)
Keep - I vote keep only if all Trenchcoaters get a Katana. --Technerd 02:27, 6 May 2006 (BST)
Keep - ARE YOU NOW, OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN, A MEMBER OF THE CENTAUR PARTY? --Undeadinator 02:28, 6 May 2006 (BST)
- Re - Ok, but it counts as two headshots and you lose all your xp and next weeks xp. And your mom loses her xp too. And he finds a generator and Osama Bin Laden in your anus. Saromu 02:30, 6 May 2006 (BST) (Note: Don't break the vote Saromu, wtf this is serious biznass you nub)
Propaganda - But I AM a communist... :( --Certified=Insane 02:31, 6 May 2006 (BST)
- Red Scare - Kill teh Communist of d00m! Saromu 02:32, 6 May 2006 (BST)
  - Propaganda - Beware, the revolution is comming to your back yard! --Certified=Insane 02:55, 6 May 2006 (BST)
Spam - Meh. This is just making the suggestions voters look like a biased clique, guys, when you use spam votes as 'strong kill' or 'weak kill and I haven't had my coffee yet' everywhere else. --Punchkin 02:34, 6 May 2006 (BST)
- Re - Joe McCarthy spins screaming in his holy grave. --Undeadinator 02:37, 6 May 2006 (BST)
Keep - Can I be the gunner? Pretty please? --Cyberbob240^{CDF - Arb - W!} 02:35, 6 May 2006 (BST)
- Re - No. You get a katana. We get tanks. Saromu 02:36, 6 May 2006 (BST)
lol internet - I like corm. Agent Heroic 02:43, 6 May 2006 (BST)
Spam - I find it appalling that members of the RRF are so quick to spam other suggestions, and then crud like this is posted. Way to set the example guys. - Mia Kristos
- Re - Communist! Saromu 02:51, 6 May 2006 (BST)
Speedy Move -- To the Humorous Suggestions page, perhaps with a link to the Bicycles post that obviously prompted this. Granted, Speedy Move isn't a valid vote, but neither are half of the others here, for that matter. furtim 02:53, 6 May 2006 (BST)
Panzer - For obvious reasons --Cinnibar 01:25, 9 May 2006 (BST)
Spam - Spam is a weak kill, and I'm a Socialist. -Wyn ^(talk!) 15:22, 11 May 2006 (BST)
Vroom vroom -- This needs to be said : . MaulMachine ^U! 21:32, 13 May 2006 (BST)

(Note: Author vote above. Forsooth, mad hearts unto Saromu.)

Forsooth, 'Tis Your Parody!

RRF

The RRF were defeated by RAT! Your only hope is to join the RRF! Sonny Corleone 02:28, 8 May 2006 (BST) Note: Han shot first. But still, mad hearts unto Sonny. Undeadinator 23:06, 14 May 2006 (BST)

Lolz. Awesome templates right here. Sonny Corleone ^WTF 02:18, 15 May 2006 (BST)

	Optimus Prime
	The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is fucking badass and can kick everyone's ass.

	Greedo
	This user or group supports the theory that Greedo did not shoot first and that there must have been another shooter on the grassy knoll. This shooter was probably a Centaur.

Project Fuck New People

Oh my, did I say fuck? How risque. Quite naturally, I fully support tarring and feathering the new guys. --Undeadinator 06:37, 15 May 2006 (BST)

You're a bad person. <3 -Wyn ^(talk!) 06:51, 15 May 2006 (BST)

Centaurs and You: Living in the World of Tomorrow!

ZOMG WTFCENTAURS

WTFCENTAURS KEKEKEKEKEKE--Hypnotoad ^U! 02:03, 14 May 2006 (BST)

C is for Centaur

	WTFCENTAURS
	This user or group supports the vendetta against the stupid suggestions on the Suggestions Page. Everytime one of them is posted we will Spam it into oblivion. Victory will be ours, and with it, Pie!

--Codename C _WTF 03:13, 14 May 2006 (BST)

So that's where you put it

You removed the space? You evil, evil man. Correcting the space and then not telling me. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 03:41, 15 May 2006 (BST)

Permission

May I have permission to utilise this time-honoured warcry on the torn battlefields of the Suggestion page? --Cyberbob240^{CDF - Arb - U!} 08:18, 17 May 2006 (BST)

Outrage and Arbitration: The Miscellaneous Stuff

MISCONTRIBATION

HOW COULD LB DO SUCH A THING! We shall see him in arbitration sir!--Hypnotoad ^U! 22:19, 14 May 2006 (BST)

It's on bitch

Afteer much deliberation I have decided to come forth with the game breaker. Undeadinator fucks animals.

Pre-op:

Post-op:

OWNED

YOU SWORE TO ME YOU'D NEVER TELL! MPATURET, WHYYYYYYYYY! --Undeadinator 04:24, 4 May 2006 (BST)

Because Jesus loves me. But I only use him for buttsecks lawl--Mpaturet 04:26, 4 May 2006 (BST)

He doesn't fuck animals. He fucks rotary engines. http://uncyclopedia.org/images/a/ab/Radial_engine.gif Tokakeke 20:47, 26 May 2006 (BST)

Ooooh baby, I'll grease your axels so fuckin' good. --Undeadinator 21:01, 26 May 2006 (BST)

Outrageous Plagiarism

Mattiator made this. Read over this pile of crap. --Cyberbob240^{CDF - U!} 04:41, 21 May 2006 (BST)

I Cannot Be Stuffed With Punctuation!

Oooooooh, yeah.

You're Gay?

Looks like someone thinks you and Dan are. See "revoso"'s vote near the bottom. --Greedo^{CDF - WTF - U!} 01:14, 23 May 2006 (BST)

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/0/f/e0f1049f5db4709e1897ad4c719ada61.gif Tokakeke 01:50, 23 May 2006 (BST)

ARRGH!

Mattiator is back up to his old tricks! He also said this, and put this on his user page. --A Bothan Spy^{CDF - WTF - U!} 05:12, 24 May 2006 (BST)

Hey man

You should probably get out of that place pretty quick where we're doing the thing. I kind of implicated you in a quadrupal homocide. Love, luck, and lollipops. --Zaruthustra-Mod 08:41, 26 May 2006 (BST)

This

I'm kind of proud of this. Took me ages to find a good pic :) --A Bothan Spy ^{Mod WTF U!} 15:01, 30 May 2006 (BST)

Suggestions Page

Just to let you know....why are you adding Keep when there is rarely any need to do that anymore? We now have seperate sections for each of the 4 votes! --Axe Hack 04:47, 5 October 2006 (BST)

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