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Before retiring "Whale" perminently, I was able to take part in the following PKer Events
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Personal Kills
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PK Count
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| a whale's vagina has PKed over 150 people.
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| The following lost souls were found guilty of ignorance by a whale's vagina.
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Record of Mall Kills & Awards
Notoriety and History
9th March 2008 - With great sorrow, I must tell you all that "a whale's vagina" was killed today while defending The Whale Building among friends from the QSG.
30th October 2007 - Philosophe Knights aided other member groups of the PKA with the Samhain Slaughter. Many eyewitnesses have since been heard to say that this was one of the biggest PKer activities to happen in Malton for quite some time.
18th June 2007 - Today is a landmark day for Sir WV! He has just educated his 100th citizen of Malton. After running solo for a time, he now begins his long trek back towards his fellow Knights.
7th June 2007 - I'm currently enjoying a "Mall Tour" around Malton. I plan on hooking back up with my comrads soon though.
8th April 2007 - After a quick revive, revenge was paid back to the DRRP with a lesson in "Gun Control". SkullOfficer & Dr Azathoth paid close attention to my lesson.
7th April 2007 - The Philosophe Knights enter Danversbank after answering a call for help by the DRRP. The DRRP immediately opened fire upon us and WV was the first to be taken by surprise and killed.
28th March 2007 - Packet Loss said "Hey! Stop Shooting" (10 seconds ago)
You fire at Packet Loss for 10 damage. They Die.
27th March 2007 - I reached the rank of Philosophe with the Philosophe Knights. This is the highest rank that can currently be achieved with the group.
18th February 2007 - Given the Kill on Sight Award by Red Rum for being wanted dead by the DEM!!!
17th February 2007 - JoseyWales: You are a Philosophe Knight and you kill survivors with no reason. I sentence you to death! *spit*......You were killed by JoseyWales
15th February 2007 - Philosophe Knights stands for PKers, hunt whale's. This graffiti tag was left in various buildings around Bale Mall.
5th February 2007 - Given the Sharpshooter Award by Red Rum for killing 4 players in one night.
4th February 2007 - Bounty on DEM's Brainstock board raised to 31!!!
30th January 2007 - Nominated by fellow Philosophe Knight SO for the Sharpshooter Award for my successful kill of 4 ignorant souls within Caiger Mall the night before. Subsequently, due to the previous nights' spectacular kills....my bounty with the DEM was raised to 18.
28th January 2007 - You are standing outside St Isidore's Church, a large white-stone building. The building has been very heavily barricaded.
Somebody has spraypainted a whale's vagina is a PKer kill on sight onto a wall. - This spray was left near Caiger Mall. The fear is spreading out of control!
25th January 2007 - Given the Double Threat award by Red Rum for being wanted by both DEM & Rezzen's bounty hunters. It was a great honor.
10th January 2007 - Murdered Headland Jon in his sleep. I was reported to the DEM once again for this act and my bounty was increased to 4 there.
5th January 2007 - You are at the Boait Monument, a granite statue of a man with a book surrounded by grass. Somebody has spraypainted a whale's vagina onto the monument. - Graffiti on a monument located in Quarlesbank where I was helping to rid the inhabitants of the nearby mall of any foolish souls I could find. (It's not everyday that one gets a monument in their honor.)
30th December 2006 - Tracked Vainglory down a second time and killed him. My bounty was increased to 4 because of this.
28th December 2006 - Reported to the DEM's Brainstock board for PK'ing Aint Got Time 2Bleed (another Bounty Hunter). I was assigned a bounty of 2 there also.
26th December 2006 - Reported to Resensitized PK board for killing Vainglory (a known Bounty Hunter). I was given a bounty of 2.
25th November 2006 - Joined the Philosophe Knights
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