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Revision as of 00:39, 17 September 2008
A longtime politico in Malton before the outbreak, he was brought down in a sting operation conducted by 'The Man'. As such he was out of a job at the time of the outbreak. Once the outbreak began, zeds ate all of the council members of the Rolt Heights city council. Being the ever shrewd politician that he is, Marrion decided to enlist as a volunteer firefighter in hopes of coming across as a man of the people who was protecting them from the zombie onslaught. This move satisfied two desires, bloodlust and re-gaining the mayorship of Rolt Heights.
2008 Campaign
The Marrion Barry re-election campaign is underway. Mr. Barry is seeking re-election to the Rolt Heights city council for another four year term. This year's campaign slogan is 'Always Fighting for the People', which is exactly what Mr. Barry has been doing, with the help of his bloody axe, since the outbreak occured.
- Mr. Barry has promised that if elected all French speaking people including Québécois will be banned from Rolt Heights as we are running on an anti-Franco platform.
2008 Campaign Results
- Sept. 9th Primary - Mr. Barry has won the primary election and will be representing the BDH party in the upcoming Nov. 4th elections for city council.
- Footage has been relaesed of the Barry Campaign victory party after their primary win last week. - News Channel 8
Personal Information
Name: Marrion Barry
Age: Old
Gender: Male
Height: 6'4"
Weight: Varies, depends on intake of fried foods and substances.
Profession: Deranged axe weilding ex-politico of Malton.
Group: Big Damn Heroes
Location: Rolt Heights
Likes: Power
Dislikes: The man
Favorite Foods: Everything on a Checker's menu, marrionberries, beer
Skills:
Ideology
- In accordance with Big Damn Heroes goals; all survivors have a duty to work together towards the eradication of the zombie outbreak so that we can re-establish the. This requires communication among survivors, barricading buildings in accordance with the local barricade policy, eliminating all zombie threats by any means available, rebuilding damaged structures and removing criminal survivors from the streets, unless they voted or will vote for me. I want all of you to be alive so you can vote for me in the next election and bring me back to power and make Rolt Heights the best place to live, work and party in Malton.
Quotes by Marrion
"The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment weather."
"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."
"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate."
"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl."
"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less."
"The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist."
"People have criticized me because my security detail is larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure you there are."
"The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were black, were the ultimate sacrifice."
"I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican."
"People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then?"
"I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble man."
