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Tikhon Medical
Abbreviation:	none. Really, type out "Tikhon Medical".
Group Numbers:	40
Leadership:	...huh?
Goals:	Defending Tikhon General Hospital, general levity and tomfoolery.
Motto:	Tikhon Medical - helping you feel better.
Recruitment Policy:	Add "Tikhon Medical" to your profile and either add yourself to our member list or notify us on our forum
Contact:	Via our forum. Listen to 28.63 for radio talk. You can also drop by on the SWA forum.

Tikhon Medical is an ad-hoc group of survivors in Ruddlebank, Dartside and Shuttlebank, operating out of Tikhon General Hospital (Ruddlebank) and Tikhon General Hospital (Dartside) and Fabian General Hospital (Shuttlebank). There is no leader and no set rules or guidelines, just a bunch of like-minded folks living in or near the hospitals and working to support them. You could think of M*A*S*H without Col. Potter. With zombie North Koreans. We are a no-pressure, non-organization that has been around since late 2006. We refer to ourselves as a "gaggle" rather than a "group" because well... "group" denotes organization and planning. Not our strong suits.

A hospital patient enjoys a relaxing bath of cheesy poofs.

Contents 1 Purpose 2 About Tikhon General Hospital 3 Visit Tikhon General Hospital 4 Recruitment 4.1 How to join 4.2 Sign Up 4.3 Members 5 Current News 6 Policies 7 Tags 8 Allies 9 Regional Barricading 10 Suported Policies

Purpose

Defending our Cheesy Poof supply. Tikhon Medical is also involved in healing and revivification services, operating revive points at Greenleaves Alley in Ruddlebank, Lyng Street in Dartside and Look Road in Shuttlebank. Occasionally, a team will be dispatched to trouble spots in the vicinity to treat/cause medical problems. It's purely voluntary, so "dispatch" probably isn't the right word. But "dispatch" is such a cool word, I had to use it. "Dispatch". Yeah.

Besides healing, there is barricade maintenance and general tomfoolery. We actually talk and crack jokes at Tikhon, and moon passing zombies. People who duck in for safety often stay a while for the yucks. A few even join our ranks. Events also start up at random times, with no warning, like the BBQ at Cosens and even stand up jokes/comedy acts at the hospital.

About Tikhon General Hospital

Tikhon Medical currently holds an iron fisted rule over both Tikhon General Hospital (Ruddlebank), Tikhon General Hospital (Dartside) and Fabian General Hospital (Shuttlebank). Surrounding buildings are used frequently by Tikhon Medical, but we don't claim ownership over them.

Maintained

This Hospital is actively maintained by individuals and groups in the local area

First Aid

Hospital staff know First Aid and can heal up to 10HP with a First Aid Kit

Diagnosis

Hospital staff are able to diagnose and cure injured patients

Surgery

Hospital staff can perform surgery to restore 15HP per First Aid Kit

Entry Point

This building is barricaded to VSB+2. No free running? No problem.

Religion

The unofficial Tikhon religion is elbow-cranialism and can be found here

Tikhon West (aka, Tikhon Prime) Advantages: Most of what we need is within 1 move of the hospital - fuel, generators and medical supplies. NecroTech facilities are nearby, but not next door. Those places are creepy. Eight (8) moves straight NE is Tompson Mall for more intensive shopping. Disadvantages: It is a hospital, and therefore a target. Firearms and ammunition are not located very close, so bring an axe. Sly Place Police Department is reachable, but between travel time and search time, you may make it an overnight trip. Update: Tikhon Prime now has a Radio Transmitter installed in it!

Tikhon East Advantages: Everything we could ever want is within 3 blocks, except a Fire Station, but it's hardly any loss. There are 3 Police Departments that act as an abundant source of ammunition, 3 more Hospitals close by and there are 3 NecroTech buildings each only 3 blocks away. These buildings act as a large fortress against zombie attacks and a great base of operations. This also means that we can have a few TRPs at EHB instead of VS+2. Disadvantages: Because of all the TRPs squashed together in one area this makes it a hot spot for zombie attack. But then, that just means target practice, so even that has its upside.

Tikhon North Advantages: The hospital is well stocked with medical supplies and there are two police stations for firearms and a creepy NecroTech facility is next door. Most of what we need is within 2-3 moves of the hospital - fuel, generators. Eight (8) moves NW is Calvert Mall and Nine (9) moves NE is Bale Mall, for those late night cravings for Tacos and ammo. Disadvantages: It's the only hospital in the suburb, and is therefore a MAJOR target. A neighbouring zombie horde has taken a distinct dislike to us setting up shop on their doorstep and a full-blown turf war has erupted. Okay, a turf skirmish.

Recruitment

How to join

Step 1) Place "Tikhon Medical" in your profile.

Step 2) Notify us by either putting your name and profile on our talk page, by adding yourself to our member list, or posting in our forums.

Step 3) Register on our forums if you haven't already.

Also, it is recomended that you carry a radio set to 28.63 (our special frequency) so you can listen up on status reports when not in Tikhon.

Sign Up

All members are kindly requested to sign up on our forums. Just a reminder, any Tikhon staff that do not sign up, will be forced to be a subject for testing the chemicals soaked into Target Zombie's shirt. The sweat under his armpits should help to mask any chemical-like flavors. Any non-Tikhon Medical people that would like to post, or to request a revive (so we can add you to our contacts for easier tracking) are able to do so on our forums. Or if you're lazy, the use of the Tikhon Medical talk page is permitted. Spammers, idiots, illiterates and anyone without a sense of humour will be taken out back. With duct tape. Thank you for your cooperation. Have a nice day!

Members

We try to keep an accurate record of the hospital staff. Tikhon Medical/Member List If you're not on it, add yourself to the end, and we will put "confirmed" in your status as soon as we see you around in game.

Current News

July 13 2009 - Oddly enough, it appears that life is safe and sound at all of our hospitals! Weird! I wonder where the zeds went? Oh well, i guess it's vacation(-from-zeds) time! --Chelsea Dagger 13:46, 13 July 2009 (BST) June 1 2009 - The MOB has ruined Prime and the whole southwest corner of Ruddlebank, and it looks like they are heading for Tompson Mall!! - Tai Kamiya 20:41, 1 June 2009 May 28 2009 - Shockingly, there are still some zombies in this game. The MOB is coming. Get your party hats on! Oh, and the DEM appears to be trying to take credit for the efficiency of the Greenleaves Alley revive point. Someone with spray paint should change the tinyURL to a Tikhon-friendly tag. Uncle Elbert 23:54, 28 May 2009 (BST) May 8 2009 - Things have been pretty boring after the Tour passed through, but here's an update: Tikhon's S.T.U.N.T. operation went well, when we intercepted the Tour at Pole Mall and performed a mass-mooning. We ended the operation by being eaten and shuffling back west for a revive. A number of Tikhoners have been hunting PKers in the southwest, just because there were a lot that showed up at once and we were bored. Turns out they weren't trying to steal our cheesy poofs after all. Oops. -- Uncle Elbert 16:27, 8 May 2009 (BST) March 17 2009 - Tikhoners arrived at East in force after the Tour passed through, making short work of revive point queues. TikEast is anchoring the area's reclamation effort. Rumors swirl of an upcoming S.T.U.N.T. operation (Shotgun-Toting Uber-Ninjas of Tikhon) Tikhoners are advised to wear dark clothing and creep around a lot in preparation. - Uncle Elbert 23:01, 17 March 2009 (UTC) March 13 2009 - Prime and North are Safe with No Breakins, but the Status of East remains unknown due to the Mall Tour '09. --TaiKamiya2 22:31, 13 March 2009 (UTC) February 9th 2009 - West and East remain safe, though North is unknown to me at least. Forays into New Arkham have been a success. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:14, 9 February 2009 (UTC) January 6th 2009 - No zombies outside of Prime or any adjacent blocks, and only a few bodies on the doorstep. Seems pretty safe. How are East and North doing?--ChocoholicBec 10:35, 6 January 2009 (UST) January 1st 2009 - A few zombies and bodies outside of Prime, nothing much. Staff and patients celebrate the new year with Cheesy Poofs and other.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 10:55, 1 January 2009 (UTC) December 18th 2008 - Tikhon is evacuated on the 5-month anniversary of the siege officially beginning. The number of zombies exceeded 60, and the threat of an all-out PK war rather than the normal riff-raff meant we would be sitting ducks. We've evacuated to re-arm and go PK hunting, though Greenleaves will still be maintained. - Uncle Elbert 23:39, 19 December 2008 (UTC) December 10th 2008 - The number of zombies assaulting Prime has doubled, and they've let off some groans. With the RRF nearby, security level downgraded to "Dammit!". Poofs remain crispy and oh-so-cheesy. - Uncle Elbert 20:42, 10 December 2008 (UTC) December 6th 2008 - There's a bunch of zombies outside Prime, nothing new really. Lalala... Cheesy Poof supplies remain intact. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 00:04, 6 December 2008 (UTC) September 30th 2008 - Following the retirement of the Eastonwood Ferals, a few die-hard Tikhoners who refused to evacuate Tikhon North reclaimed the facility in Shuttlebank. It appears Tikhon North is back in action! - Uncle Elbert 20:02, 30 September 2008 (BST) September 3rd 2008 - Significant wiki fixes made. References to Tikhon North removed, old news archived. Blame me if there's something wrong - I kinda blew the page out for a few minutes, but I think it's fixed. - Uncle Elbert 22:46, 3 September 2008 (BST) August 21st 2008 - It looks as though Prime is back in operation, anchoring the rebuild effort in our immediate area. The dozen or so zombies camped on the doorstep must be in shock - Tikhoners re-gaggling has made the hospital a much more difficult target than it was with a skeleton crew. - Uncle Elbert 16:28, 21 August 2008 (BST) August 15th 2008 - Tikhon begins the process of re-gaggling at Prime, abandoning its efforts in Shuttlebank and dramatically scaling back operatons at Tikhon East, which seems to have developed a quality indigenous population in Dartside. - Uncle Elbert 21:56, 15 August 2008 (BST) See the Archive for old Tikhon news.

Tikhon West Status: Flower Safe Tikhon East Status: Flower Safe Tikhon North Status: Flower Safe Flower Safe For when the suburb is rated green and there are no bodies and zombies in or out of the hospital. Safe When there are no significant breakins and no more than a few zombies and/or bodies in or out of the hospital. Safe... for now Only used if zombie activity isn't high but there is imminent threat nearby. (e.g. active assault on an adjacent building). Meh Used when we don't give crap about zombie activity, or when there is a small group of ferals outside. Send more ammo and nails! For when the hospital is under attack. (15 - 30 standing zeds). Typically used when zombie numbers are escalating and we need more defenders. Dammit! When the hospital is undergoing a small siege, (30 - 50 standing zeds) or when we're out of cheezy poofs. OMG!! Used when hospital staff deem everyone "slightly in trouble" meaning frequent breakins with small groups in between barricade patch ups. (50 - 70 standing zeds) Totally screwed For when there is a huge number of zombies outside and a few inside. (70 - 100, 10+ in). Barbaga zaarz! When a horrible death is likely, and/or with 100 zeds outside and more than 20 inside. A smoking pile of rubble and corpses Is the hospital ruined and devoid of life? Then this would be the proper rating. Mrh? Used in the unlikely event that the majority of our staff are dead. (Roughly 90%). Rebuilding If we recently retook a hospital and are gaining numbers. Unknown In case we have no idea what the hospital status is. This usually results from a plan that requires us to leave our home for long periods of time.

Policies

GKing - Generator Killers are lame. Unless you're Amish, you have no business destroying equipment, and neither do we. Unless, of course, we're trying to turn off the "FRESH EATS HERE" sign when loads of zombies are around.

RKing - Radio Killers aren't lame if it stops spam. Not all radio chatter is spam, though, so really - you have to admit it's at least kind of lame. We don't do it, unless the radio is really asking for it.

PKing - Killing PKers is technically PKing itself, so it's a grey area. Generally we don't do it, but annoy us enough and all bets are off. Basically, we don't kill anyone who wouldn't have killed us first, given the opportunity.

Zerging - One player coordinating multiple characters is UBER-lame.

Membership Only one character is allowed in Tikhon Medical.

It should be noted that as Tikhon Medical has no leaders, there are no enforcers of these rules. Punishment is by the hospital staff, usually involving a closet, peanut butter, and our resident test subject, Target Zombie.

Tags

Tikhoners can spray paint whatever they like, of course. But we've found the following tags are popular:

Tikhon Medical. Helping you feel better.

Tikhon Medical. No License, No Problem.

Tikhon Medical. Always in our Prime! (specific to Tikhon West, aka Tikhon Prime, in Ruddlebank)

Tikhon Medical. Home of the Cheesy Poof

Tikhon Medical. Keeping it Cheesy since '06.

Tikhon Medical. A Farce to be Reckoned with.

RP - Those with Rot will be Shot. (for revive points)

Allies

South West Alliance

Tikhon Medical is a proud founding member of The SWA! Come party with us!

The Legion of the Octopope

The Legion of the Octopope are our stout allies to the west. A number of their faithful have visited us at Tikhon General Hospital for sudsy hydro-therapy (hot showers).

Regulators Alliance

The Regulators Alliance are situated in Dartside. Hug on sight.

Crew Avenue Police Department

Members of the CAPD have been helping us give zambahs what-for. Essential public services have to stick together!

The Shadows of Hope

The Shadows of Hope are currently doing whatever they do in South Blythville.

Tompson Mall Security

Nice hatz!

The Dribbling Beavers

They eat our trees, poop on our lawn and slobber on our Cheesy Poofs. But they do keep the zombies away, so they're not that bad in the end.

Regional Barricading

Tikhon Medical has found the following regional barricade plan effective and would request it be followed. Most of the time, anyway.

	0	1	2	3
87	Ralfe	Rodeney	Bhore	Gover
88	Strange	Greenleaves	Cosens	Honeybone
89	Dobson	Wellington	Tikhon	Rodham
90	Church	Wasteland	Loweth	Factory
Legend

Ruddlebank

Tikhon Prime - VS+2 (quick healing for revives from Greenleaves Alley)

Cosens Auto Repair (1 N) - EHB+2 (our fuel source)

The Honeybone Museum (1 NE) - EH+2

Club Rodham (1 E) - local ravers prefer EH+2, but don't really care. Meh. Need our booze.

A Factory - Arkham Poofs (1 SE) - EHB+2 (our generator and Cheesy Poofs source)

Greenleaves Alley (1 S) - our revive point, kindly refrain from overspraying. We live next to an auto-body shop anyway, we get more paint than vandals. And generators. And fuel.

Rodeney Bank - Negligible. Supposed to be VS+2, but is rarely.

The Bhore Building (2N) - VS+2, the most recent entry point.

	0	1	2	3
85	Wasteland	Junkyard	Harrold	Winmill
86	Wasteland	Blakesley	Tikhon	Bugden
87	Warehouse	Shapr	Carpark	Taylour
88	Lyng	Factory	Wasteland	Doble
89	Patrick's	Brailsford	Bennetts	Somers
Legend
outside	Revive	EHB	VSB
Building	NecroTech	Police	Fire Dept	Hospital

Dartside

Tikhon East - VS+2. (Entry point) May be caded up to EHB+2 when under siege and the patients start peeing their pants.

Junkyard (1NW) - VS+2 (Entry point)

Blakesley Grove Police Department (1W) - EHB+2. Main source of guns and ammo.

Shapr Boulevard Police Department (1SW) - VS+2. (Entry point) The Dartside community weapons depot.

Factory (1W,2S) - EHB+2. Gens and fuel.

Brailsford Plaza Police Department (1W,3S) - EHB+2. Backup ammo.

Lyng Street (2SW) - Our wonderful revive point.

Winmill Library (Kinch Heights)(1NE) - EHB+2. The Tikhon East Reading room. Also houses our backup radio transmitter from time to time.

Note - Barricades might not be at the levels indicated here.

Supported Policies

Heres a list of some policies we support. As you can see, there isn't much, mainly because we hate everything. Except Cheesy Poofs. We love them Poofs.

Rat Tactics Survive. Revive. Thrive.	Malton Hospitals Group This user or group supports MHG in their attempt to restore health care in Malton.	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter This user supports the Sacred Ground Policy.
CAPD This User/ Group Supports CAPD.	Friend of the Octopope We stand by the Octopope. May his dark and holy ink blind our foes.	South West Alliance This user or group is a member of the South West Alliance.
I Have a Hall Pass! This user has a hall pass. They can ignore the Wiki Monitors.