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New Location Ideas
Please suggest a location under the "New Location Ideas" section along with square brackets, equals signs (to make a subtitle), and your signature in this format:
===[[your suggestion]]===
The reason(s) you think your suggestion is worthy of being on the list.--~~~~
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Vote either "Keep", "Kill", or "Undecided" in bold font ('''your vote''') on the next available line under the suggestion and any previous votes. Remember to add your signature after your vote.
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==[[Suggestion Road]]== Reasons--[[A random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007 (UTC) :'''Keep'''. I like it.--[[Another random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007 ::'''Kill'''. I don't find it that funny.--[[Yet another random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007 :::'''Undecided'''. I just don't know!! Try and convince me to vote either way.--~~~~ (<---- that's your vote!)
All suggestions are an automatic "keep" vote by the suggester, unless otherwise indicated by the suggester. A suggestion will remain under voting for at least seven days (depending on the balance of votes) and must have at least 2/3 majority "keep" votes for it to be inducted onto the list. If you come across a suggestion that has been up for seven days and has at least a two thirds majority of "keep" votes, please feel free to add it to the agreed upon category on the ALiM list. Thankyou.
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The Asling Monument
Think...think of the awesomeness that could come out of this name! --Chekken 01:43, 18 August 2009 (BST)
- Kill, at ALiM, we don't really "think", it is more up to the nominator to use the location in a funny sentence explaining the lol-ness of the lolcation. So until proven otherwise, I am voting Kill.--CyberRead240 02:34, 18 August 2009 (BST)
- Elaborate?--Nallan (Talk) 06:33, 18 August 2009 (BST)
- As(s)... Li..ck? --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 06:46, 18 August 2009 (BST)
- No, no... asling. "J3D is the head arse, Read and Nick are his arslings" :P -- boxy talk • teh rulz 06:49 18 August 2009 (BST)
- lol nice. But I'm also highly offended.--Nallan (Talk) 11:54, 18 August 2009 (BST)
- I get it now. Boxy hates ALiM because he secretly wants to join, add and edit frequently, but is just not funny or witty enough to make a real go of it. It all adds up since I read that post.--CyberRead240 15:44, 18 August 2009 (BST)
- you sure do love to pretend like everyone wants to be part of your groups. maybe try something new? Cyberbob Talk 16:02, 18 August 2009 (BST)
- lol you're too easy--CyberRead240 09:38, 19 August 2009 (BST)
- you sure do love to pretend like everyone wants to be part of your groups. maybe try something new? Cyberbob Talk 16:02, 18 August 2009 (BST)
- I get it now. Boxy hates ALiM because he secretly wants to join, add and edit frequently, but is just not funny or witty enough to make a real go of it. It all adds up since I read that post.--CyberRead240 15:44, 18 August 2009 (BST)
- lol nice. But I'm also highly offended.--Nallan (Talk) 11:54, 18 August 2009 (BST)
- No, no... asling. "J3D is the head arse, Read and Nick are his arslings" :P -- boxy talk • teh rulz 06:49 18 August 2009 (BST)
- As(s)... Li..ck? --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 06:46, 18 August 2009 (BST)
- I'm gonna say kill because "azling" was the first thing that sprung to mind, rather than "assling".--Nallan (Talk) 09:07, 19 August 2009 (BST)
- kill --WanYao 09:24, 19 August 2009 (BST)
- kill - if it was arsling or assling but not 'azling'.--xoxo 06:42, 3 September 2009 (BST)
Nott Auto Repair
So... I'm confused. Is it or isn't it? And to a lesser extent, The Nott Museum.--Nallan (Talk) 05:07, 16 August 2009 (BST)
- Keep - but only if your explanation succeeds its entry on the main page. I lold. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 06:43, 18 August 2009 (BST)
Bacon Row
Mmmmmmm. Bacon. --Haliman - Talk 17:48, 3 August 2009 (BST)
- Kill. It's on ELiM - that's enough I reckon. But it is pretty fakkin awesome that it's in fryerbank. The icing on the proverbial cake, one might say.--Nallan (Talk) 06:46, 4 August 2009 (BST)
- ELiM is fine enough--CyberRead240 10:08, 4 September 2009 (BST)
Shaft Grove
The page needs lolification. It currently focuses on some kind of commercial history rather than phallic innuendo.--Nallan (Talk) 04:23, 3 August 2009 (BST)
- That's just sad.--xoxo 14:30, 3 August 2009 (BST)
- the history, not you thinking it should be phallic lol.--xoxo 14:30, 3 August 2009 (BST)
- I'll have you know a fine, upstanding member of the wiki wrote that. Like most of vinetown its a broad history of depression, and a thriving club scene. There's even a mention of a panda at one point. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 18:26, 3 August 2009 (BST)
- I'll have you know i didn't actually read it, let alone look at the page :P Hey, it's the alim crowd, what'd you expect? --xoxo 13:40, 4 August 2009 (BST)
- Don't bow down to superior contributors, that's not the alim way! --ϑϑℜ 14:13, 4 August 2009 (BST)
- You don't even know what the alim way is anymore man. --xoxo 14:31, 4 August 2009 (BST)
- I never knew the fucking alim way, i was never part of your stupid clique. --ϑϑℜ 14:32, 4 August 2009 (BST)
- ...denial. --xoxo 14:43, 4 August 2009 (BST)
- You try to suck me in so I can like, ban cunts for you and, like, make u not get vandal warning but i'm just too responsible. --ϑϑℜ 14:54, 4 August 2009 (BST)
- You don't honestly think that's true, do you?--Nallan (Talk) 22:22, 4 August 2009 (BST)
- You try to suck me in so I can like, ban cunts for you and, like, make u not get vandal warning but i'm just too responsible. --ϑϑℜ 14:54, 4 August 2009 (BST)
- ...denial. --xoxo 14:43, 4 August 2009 (BST)
- I never knew the fucking alim way, i was never part of your stupid clique. --ϑϑℜ 14:32, 4 August 2009 (BST)
- You don't even know what the alim way is anymore man. --xoxo 14:31, 4 August 2009 (BST)
- Don't bow down to superior contributors, that's not the alim way! --ϑϑℜ 14:13, 4 August 2009 (BST)
- I'll have you know i didn't actually read it, let alone look at the page :P Hey, it's the alim crowd, what'd you expect? --xoxo 13:40, 4 August 2009 (BST)
- I'll have you know a fine, upstanding member of the wiki wrote that. Like most of vinetown its a broad history of depression, and a thriving club scene. There's even a mention of a panda at one point. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 18:26, 3 August 2009 (BST)
Mallrats added some slightly wrong flavour that I think works well. Well done mallrat. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 17:06, 18 August 2009 (BST)
- Haha just read it. Very mycock building - love it.--Nallan (Talk) 08:46, 19 August 2009 (BST)
- SHAFT!!! --WanYao 09:28, 19 August 2009 (BST) PS... shaft means to con to give someone the shotr end of the stick (a common complain from j3d's girlfriends)... it's also a famous blacksploitation flick. that's much more lolzy than a retarded penis reference --WanYao 09:29, 19 August 2009 (BST)
- I love myself a shaft, will vote Keep but why the fuck is nobody else voting--CyberRead240 10:08, 4 September 2009 (BST)
- SHAFT!!! --WanYao 09:28, 19 August 2009 (BST) PS... shaft means to con to give someone the shotr end of the stick (a common complain from j3d's girlfriends)... it's also a famous blacksploitation flick. that's much more lolzy than a retarded penis reference --WanYao 09:29, 19 August 2009 (BST)
Gillycuddy Boulevard
wtf?--Nallan (Talk) 09:43, 31 July 2009 (BST)
- lulz.--xoxo 14:13, 31 July 2009 (BST)
- What the fuck? I'd vouch this. --ϑϑℜ 14:22, 31 July 2009 (BST)
- kill sessanach! --WanYao 09:25, 19 August 2009 (BST)
- Funny name but kill tbh over it--CyberRead240 10:09, 4 September 2009 (BST)
- kill sessanach! --WanYao 09:25, 19 August 2009 (BST)
- What the fuck? I'd vouch this. --ϑϑℜ 14:22, 31 July 2009 (BST)
The Curme Building
lulz.--xoxo 05:53, 27 July 2009 (BST)
Fricker Crescent Police Department
Suggested by User:Taneer over at the category talk page.
- Keep - If it's good enough for UD, it's goodenough for me!--Nallan (Talk) 08:16, 5 July 2009 (BST)
- kill stupid --WanYao 09:26, 19 August 2009 (BST)
- keeep wait no im fucking joking kill--CyberRead240 10:10, 4 September 2009 (BST)
- kill stupid --WanYao 09:26, 19 August 2009 (BST)
The Futcher Museum
lol.--xoxo 03:03, 19 May 2009 (BST)
- and if that didn't convince you!--xoxo 03:05, 19 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill- sucks. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 07:49, 20 May 2009 (BST)
The Eastwood Museum
I don't care WHAT you all say. You knew the second I found this place I would nominate it for some sort of award. A museum dedicated to Clint Eastwood... Wow. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 08:52, 9 May 2009 (BST)
- Put it in the same cat as Norris Bank. Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 11:31, 9 May 2009 (BST)
- Good enough for me. Keep. --Fujiko Mine 04:07, 11 May 2009 (BST)
- Personally i just think it's really funny...keep.--xoxo 05:33, 12 May 2009 (BST)
- keep keep keep keep keep keep DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 07:17, 12 May 2009 (BST)
keep --WanYao 09:27, 19 August 2009 (BST)
- keep but only so charlie doesnt banhammer me for hating on Eastwood--CyberRead240 10:11, 4 September 2009 (BST)
Tinkler Street
Because the article isn't immature enough without pee jokes. --Fujiko Mine 06:12, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
- My my sometimes i could swear kevan is adding new lolcations just to keep us on our toes...--xoxo 11:57, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
- There's also Tinkler Plaza School in Rhodenbank. =D --Fujiko Mine 18:36, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
- Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 05:01, 30 March 2009 (BST)
- Keep - tinkle! Tee hee hee! --Blackboard 16:21, 30 March 2009 (BST)
'peeK --CyberRead240 10:11, 4 September 2009 (BST)invalid vote struck.--xoxo 04:30, 5 September 2009 (BST)- Quitting ALiM now.--CyberRead240 04:31, 5 September 2009 (BST)
Hickey Square
Win. --Haliman - Talk 19:01, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
- autoadd ala the Hickey Building.--xoxo 02:07, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
- A square hickey? Oh my... DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 08:45, 30 May 2009 (BST)
- a square OF hickeys. I would remove this lolcation to be honest...Its a last name as well, and last names are only funny when they are colours and the people are of that colour.--CyberRead240 10:12, 4 September 2009 (BST)
- A square hickey? Oh my... DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 08:45, 30 May 2009 (BST)
Hecks Library and the two Hecks Streets
Did a history on the library.--Nallan (Talk) 03:54, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
The Beer Building Vote on me!
Meh. It's got a description. And it's a bit like beer school but less funny. Thoughts people?--xoxo 08:04, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
- Keep - thought it was already on here. Might have been in the past I guess. I mean if there was a building IRL called The Beer Building I would lol.--Nallan (Talk) 05:27, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
Pownall Street School
All a y'all are PWNED!! --Blackboard 15:48, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
- Keep--Nallan (Talk) 23:38, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
- Keep - where is all this high quality alim coming from?--xoxo 23:59, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
- fuck yes -DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 02:44, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
- fucking dear lord this is the best location ever..--CyberRead240 10:13, 4 September 2009 (BST)
Shartman Walk
There goes my pants, I hate when I go to far. In Williamsville. Larr Gota
- Care to explain? I think I'm missing something here...--Nallan (Talk) 08:46, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
- SHART = SH[it] + [f]ART. Like... hey guys, listen to this one! Hahaha! Was that the loudest thing you've ever WAIT - I NEED TO CHECK MY PANTS. --Blackboard 14:01, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
- Also, keep.
- It's on the other UD, so it gets my tick of approval.--xoxo 07:48, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
- kill - DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 02:44, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
- abstain--CyberRead240 10:13, 4 September 2009 (BST)
The Leggetter Motel
Gettin' some leg in Crowbank. Camo Bathrobe 02:51, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
- Nice. We still get the odd gem round these parts after all. Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 02:59, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
- Keep.--xoxo 23:59, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
- kill--CyberRead240 10:14, 4 September 2009 (BST)
The Horwill Hotel
Of course she will! Camo Bathrobe 18:54, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
- Keep - i could have sworn this was already on the list but it isn't, nor in the archive.--xoxo 07:51, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
The Swears Museum
A museum of all the swear words imaginable!--DiscoInferno 11:30, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
- keep description would be nice too.--xoxo 07:51, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
- Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 10:10, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
- KEEPKEEPKEEPKEEP!!!!! Times a fuckin' million! --Chekken 01:33, 18 August 2009 (BST)
- lol epic lolcation dude--CyberRead240 10:15, 4 September 2009 (BST)
- KEEPKEEPKEEPKEEP!!!!! Times a fuckin' million! --Chekken 01:33, 18 August 2009 (BST)
- Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 10:10, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
Locations Under Review
All suggestions are an automatic "kill" vote by the suggester, unless otherwise indicated by the suggester. A suggestion will remain under voting for at least fourteen days (depending on the balance of votes) and must have at least 2/3 majority "kill" votes for it to be removed from the list. If you come across a suggestion that has been down for fourteen days and has at least a two thirds majority of "kill" votes, please feel free to remove it from the ALiM list and remove the ALiM template from its page. Thankyou.
A clear out
If you want to get this page up to good article status you'll need to cut out a lot of the cock jokes and get some genuinely funny stuff going in. I feel places without descriptions shouldn't be included unless the name itself is drop-dead hilarious, as a result I'm going to stick a ton of them down here as well as some I don't think are up to scratch. I do want this to make good article status as you guys have put a lot of work into it over the past while and it would be a shame not to recognise it. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
- There are too many of these to effen vote on every one. Man alive. Therefore... Please consider a lack of a vote to be a Kill vote from me. If I see any I want to keep, I shall vote accordingly. --WanYao 21:25, 17 May 2009 (BST)
- I'm with WanYao... kill them all. Archive them somewhere, so we don't get people trying to re-instate them without doing a lulworthy description first. --Blackboard 21:44, 18 May 2009 (BST)
- Exception: KEEP CAUNTS
Allwood_Drive
- Kill No description + weak cock joke. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
- kill as cheese. --WanYao 21:13, 17 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --CyberRead240 10:15, 4 September 2009 (BST)
The Chubb Building
- Kill No description + we already have The Chubb Monument. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill--Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --CyberRead240 10:16, 4 September 2009 (BST)
Longmate Plaza
- Kill No description + very weak cock joke. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
- Keep--xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
- Keep --CyberRead240 10:17, 4 September 2009 (BST)
Membery Avenue
- Kill No description + we already have The Membery Arms which I find funnier. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
- kill b/c it's st00pid --WanYao 21:14, 17 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
- keep...--CyberRead240 10:18, 4 September 2009 (BST)
The Cockell Building
- kill as cheese --WanYao 21:15, 17 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill - in order to both remove the unfunny cock lolcations and keep them in one compact place CLiT has been created so cockell etc can be removed from the list, with my full endorsement!--xoxo 08:11, 18 May 2009 (BST)
- kill so weak --CyberRead240 10:18, 4 September 2009 (BST)
Cocker Boulevard Fire Station
- Kill No decent description + we already have The Cocker Museum and Club Cocker. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --CyberRead240 10:18, 4 September 2009 (BST)
Cockle Street
- Kill No decent description + we already have Cockle Cinema. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill fuck some of these are bad --CyberRead240 10:19, 4 September 2009 (BST)
Coxon Auto Repair
- Kill No decent description + weak cock joke. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
- Keep cocks on, boys! --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
- kill and jed you are not funny--CyberRead240 10:19, 4 September 2009 (BST)
The Locock Building
- Kill No decent description + weak cock joke. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
- kill a g in there and logcock was a shoe in--CyberRead240 10:20, 4 September 2009 (BST)
Peacock Road
- kill - as if a bird with big tail feather is funny. --WanYao 21:17, 17 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
- kill --CyberRead240 10:20, 4 September 2009 (BST)
Silcock Row
- Kill No decent description + we have The Silcock Building. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --CyberRead240 10:21, 4 September 2009 (BST)
Silcock Auto Repair
- Kill No decent description + we have The Silcock Building. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --CyberRead240 10:21, 4 September 2009 (BST)
Tancock Walk
- Kill No decent description + we have Tancock Park. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
- kill - really, i'm starting to be in favour of putting ALiM up for deletion. It's 90% fucking spam. And when a select clique bloc vote their immature as hell ideas of "humour" in... This is the merde we get. Cheese, you're a better man than I... I don't have the patience to vote on all of these... --WanYao 21:24, 17 May 2009 (BST)
- You act like such a fucking hero when all you are doing is saying you cant vote on like 6 more locations...."Oh, I guess I'll have to muster up the strength to take a shit, it is such an ordeal to unclench my sphincter these days, woe is me"--CyberRead240 10:23, 4 September 2009 (BST)
- Keep --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --CyberRead240 10:21, 4 September 2009 (BST)
The Willcocks Building
- Kill No decent description + weak cock joke. -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --CyberRead240 10:24, 4 September 2009 (BST)
Gayleard Place
- kill as the perfect example of exactly what's wrong with ALiM. --WanYao 21:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
- I would do the usual "if you think it sucks why dont you make it better" but we all know how horrible that would turn out. "look guise its the Anthony Building, ants on my knees! IM SO ROFL"--CyberRead240 10:25, 4 September 2009 (BST)
- Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
- kILL--CyberRead240 10:25, 4 September 2009 (BST)
Tutcher Walk
- yawn = kill --WanYao 21:20, 17 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill, but keep tutcher place. --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill loling at Tutcher place, but yeah this autoadd rule doesnt always work for said reason--CyberRead240 10:26, 4 September 2009 (BST)
Swallow Auto Repair
- Kill We have Swallow Lane Police Department -- Cheese 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --xoxo 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)
- Kill --CyberRead240 10:26, 4 September 2009 (BST)
I archived the locations that were to be kept. I'll give this a few more days (read: a few months) then when i feel like it i'll dealim these bad boys.--xoxo 14:15, 9 August 2009 (BST)
Category Changes
The following are nominated for a change in their category, not for their merit on the list itself. Entries must include the location in question and the suggested category to which it would be moved. Please vote either Keep in current category or Move to category suggested.
General Discussion
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