Lockettside/News Archive

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2008

May

May 12^th

Yes, I can confirm that there are X-mas lights still here. I'm still wondering how the lights managed to survive. Well, this suburb is somewhat devoid of zombies, although they are spread out over a wide area, and also since most activity is with the horde to the east. I'd conside making this suburb safe, but some people might argue aganist it. For now, this suburb is quiet. St.Alex's hospital is fully operational, as well as the mall. --Konata Izumi 12:11, 12 May 2008 (BST)

May 9^th

The burb is recovering from it's last brush with zeds but a mystery has come up. The mall was sacked about 3-4 times last month, once by the Militant Order of Barhah but some how, in the NW end, a set of x-mas lights survived. Thats right, a set of x-mas lights has lasted this long past x-mas.--Dragon fang 21:56, 9 May 2008 (BST)

April

April 22^nd

16:22, 21 April 2008 (BST) "... can see well over two hundred on the streets of Lockettside ... a few big groups, but they're spread out ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... serious collateral damage ... Tompson Mall is being held ..." --Dr Cory Bjornson 01:36, 22 April 2008 (BST)

The Militant Order of Barhah has just ruined the SW quad. The rest of the mall will follow very shortly. BARHAH!! -- Grogh 01:24, 22 April 2008 (BST)

Reporting from the SW corner of Thompson Mall: the doors to the street are wide open. All the shops inside are ruined. Broken glass covers everything. The lack of humans would make it easy to navigate, but a horde of 91 zombies blocks the way. Someone has managed to spraypaint "Keep the 'cades up! We can hold the mall!!" before they either fled or were eaten alive. There are also 50 zeds in the SE corner and zeds in the single digits in the northern quads. There are also many survivors in those three quads. The mall seems lost. Can the survivors wake up and push back the wave of zombies? Or will they be tasty treats?--tried

Reporting from 1S of the Bridgewater Police Department. Over 30 zeds inside the PD, 15 outside it, counted roughly 30+ in general outside. I agree with tried if they said to Evac. Evac and Evac now to as far as you can.--Jihelm

April 21^st

After a back and forth battle, The Militant Order of Barhah ruined St. Alexander's Hospital. -- Grogh 04:45, 21 April 2008 (BST)

Tompson Mall is going down. Mob of 110+ inside and another hundred or so in the nearby area. Mall is going down. -- User:American420 8:20PM 21 April 2008 (ECT)

April 20^th

St. Alexander's Hospital completely overrun. 20 plus players killed or missing, generator broken. 18 zeds in side around 40 outside. User:YouBitMe/Sig

April 19^th

Many buildings ruined, about a hundred of zombies around; St. Alexander's hospital is under siege. #31 - TastyNougat ^TMG 07:49, 20 April 2008 (BST)

April 16^th

Lockettside secure. Found two zeds, both were killed. No known Pkers spotted; I recommend suburb danger level is changed to safe. --John Kingston

DORIS recommends leaving the suburb. DORIS has claimed 75 kills in the suburb and many more from allies. Zombies are coming for Lockettside from North Blythville and plan on marching south, straight into Lockettside. --Sonny Corleone ^{RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n} 01:13, 17 April 2008 (BST)

April 12^th

DORIS members have recently PKed nearly all the scientists in the Pursey Building. As a result of the many PKs they have stacked up recently for no clear purpose (other than a blind hatred for scientists), I would suggest raising the burb's danger level to moderate. --Riot nerrrd 16:25, 12 April 2008 (BST)

March

March 27^th

Very Little zombie activity in the sector. Some groups of outside NT buildings, but I don't see any groups over 10. Power returning to the northwestern buildings. ROughly 22 zombies around the Thompson mall area. Entire area is heavily fortified and Survivors without Free-running won't find any safe places. I've started DNA-extracting all remaining zombies for tracking purposes.Intelguy 20:07, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

March 25^th

Most of the suburb is still ruined zombies lurk everywhere but some buildings have begun to be rebuilt and fortified. I urge all former residents to return and drive out the remaining undead! Chrisgooding57 14:55, 25 March 2008.

March 24^th

The Lockettside Boys are coming back home. Hide your booze! 1818korea

March 22^nd

The area is beginning to recover from its silent oblivion...many call, yet few are answered.Illusionist 07:25, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

March 15^th

External Military reports "... flying over Lockettside, can see about two hundred on the streets ... a few big groups, but they're spread out ... only one building with lights on ... the whole suburb's wrecked ... the Pursey Building has definitely fallen ..." (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)--Lektroluv 17:29, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

March 14^th

As I was lurching through, I dragged a lone survivor otuside at 10hp, and saw literally no other humans. There were no more than 1 or 2 zombies outside each ruined building (if any zombies at all), and I would suggest that if someone with more AP could check the rest of the suburb to be sure, change the danger level to Ghost Town. --Wutafreek 21:44, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

March 10^th

External Military reports "... flying over Lockettside, can see around three hundred on the streets ... a few big groups, but they're spread out ... a few buildings with lights on ... the whole suburb's wrecked ... the Pursey Building has definitely fallen ..." (3 hours and 30 minutes ago) --WanYao 17:38, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

March 7^th

Tompson Mall has been overrun by zombies, and there are little, if any, survivors left. --Officer Feel Good 21:58, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

A recent External Military report: "... can see about two hundred on the streets of Lockettside ... a few big groups, but they're spread out ... a lot of lights on, though, there are still people down there ... some minor structural damage though ... Tompson Mall has fallen - repeat, ..." (18 hours and 40 minutes ago) --WanYao 23:24, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

March 6^th

After the recent fall of Blythville, Lockettside is becoming the new frontline against the zeds. Various small groups are gathering around the Tompson Mall. DNA extraction identified several of them as brain-rotted. Given the recent fall of Marven Mall, is Tompson Mall next?--Saenz 23:02, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Sure is. 115 zombies outside the mall. I'm guessing their are around 40+ more in the area. Being updated to red.--ChiaPet 23:15, 6 March 2008

Updated back down to "Dangerous." The mall is trashed, but many resource buildings are powered. The wait at Kendall Drive revive point is short - a matter of hours only. -- Jenkem 23:56, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Updated back UP to "Very Dangerous". There are currently more than 100 zombies in the NE corner of Tompson Mall, and after that falls completely, other resource buildings *will* rapidly fall. The reason why I upgraded it is because the definition of "Very Dangerous" is "Most buildings wide open or zombie-infested; OR hostile zombie mobs of 150+" A zombie mob of 100+ inside a major resource building would most likely show a major siege was underway, and those have more than 150 zombies involved. --Kingofallpie 23:58, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

No need to worry we lost the mall not meaning to sound bad but i finally just got revived after the ackland thing and now my new home is already destroyed. The horde picking up momentum, 2 mall in one week has any one checked the wikimap. theres no where left we may actually lose the entire war I mean almost everything is red and only a scrap on green and yellow. ~~ Democraticcommunist

To clear up any misconceptions, Tompson Mall fell before Marven Mall and The Dead participated in attacks on three malls yesterday, destroying all three in under 24 hours with help from ferals and other mall tours. --Zambargh the Ravener 18:27, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

February

February 15^th

From a neutral point of view the news is.... there is no news and hasn't been for a while. Anything happening in Lockettside or has the Big Bash 2 drawn off all the Z's and PK'ers? --Fausta Gummings 23:02, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Somebody kill me, I want to see if i can take out SW Tompson mall on my own... --DariusAPB 15:48, 15 February 2008 (UTC)

2007

November

November 21^st

External Military: "... can see about forty on the streets of Lockettside ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... some survivor activity in Tompson Mall ..." --Lh778 10:37, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

November 16^th

Tompson Mall and its nearest buildings like Cheeke NT or St.Alexander Hospital again in survivors hands. Lockettside begins its reconstruction --XiahouDun

November 10^th

The NE corner of Tompson Mall is ransacked and the NW corner on its last (living) legs. With St. Axelander's down, and well over 100 zombies inside and out of the neighboring Cheeke NT Building alone, the end result is predictable: BARHAH! --WanYao 15:59, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

The entire mall is ruined as of 21 minutes ago. --Jac Z 00:38, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

November 9^th

Lockettside's in for one more pounding by the Bash. Brace yourselves or run like hell. Whatever you feel is easier.--Rico Montoya 13:19, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

And PK'ers still cause trouble. Where are the other groups that would defend this place anyway?--Dragon fang 03:57, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

November 5^th

Lockettside is rebuilding from the The Big Bash as we speak. Supergodzilla2090

October

October 30^th

A rescue/rebuild mission is in the planning stages. The objective is to bring a wave of survivors to Lockettside to secure St.Alexander's hospital, The Cheeke Bldg and The Knapp Blvd Police Dept. The full plan can be read here.
The previous unsigned comment was posted by Dr A Noel --WanYao

October 29^th

The suburb is being torn apart the full force of the Big Bash. This time its not a leak, its the full force. Tompson Mall has already fallen to the Bash, and it looks like the suburb will be completely flattened in a day or two. --The man 18:40, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Just to add: over 200 zeds in total, and the only NT is down. Sockem 02:59, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

Already revive queas are clogged with zeds and the nt is down 100s of zeds everywhere and all building under siege with over 40% ruined including the mall.

October 23^rd

The Big Bash has designated this suburb as the next target for annihilation. Buildings are falling as we speak. --The man 11:55, 24 October 2007 (BST)

October 18^th

Butler Avenue, one block south of the SW corner of Tompson Mall, is a revive point. Links included for the TWFs who don't know what that means, but headshotting zombies outside is mightily stupid anyway. Knock it off. -- Atticus Rex ^{mfu pif} Δ 04:43, 18 October 2007 (BST)

October 17^th

IF YOUR LOOKING FOR AN RP EXPERIENCE COME TO ST.ALEX'S FOR THE BIG PARTY TODAY! Chill 22:57, 17 October 2007 (BST)

St. Alexander's Hospital is safe. Survivors in this area advised at the presence of multiple PKers.Mysterious Dream 02:16, 18 October 2007 (BST)

October 16^th

Lockettside still suffers from brutal PKers. Kyleklbecka 18:42 16 October 2007 (BST)

October 6^th

Strange... The Valks have stopped sleeping in St. Alexanders... --Secruss 20:31, 6 October 2007 (BST)

Nope, they came back. Kyleklbecka 08:03, 6 October 2007 (BST)

September

September 29^th

PKers still run rampant in our fair suburb, it seems being as green as it has the last few months, Lockettside is becoming the new Dulston. All we need now are a few self-righteous bounty hunter groups and we're all set... -_- Tangerine 19:50, 29 September 2007 (BST)

All we need now are for normal people and groups to get off their asses and help with the problem... --Inquisitor Darius 12:52, 30 September 2007 (BST)

September 24^th

A general reminder that lockettside currently has a very real PK'er problem. As it stands now I find myself unable to deal with them by my lonesome an dam getting pk'ed for pretty much every 2 pk'ers i kill. Priority targets for northern lockettside i would say are Ahhhhhh and Gianni Versace. I suspect these are actually both the same person. In addition, it's noted many PK'ers take advantage of the Locketside valkyries neutral stance and sit resting at St Alexanders - any BH's wanting a few easy kills are advised to look here. --Inquisitor Darius 21:47, 24 September 2007 (BST)

September 18^th

Revive points are currently active, problems with PKing but this is being sorted out. Jerkface Jones, I've moved our "debate" to http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Pokeylittlepuppy Pokeylittlepuppy 05:11, 20 September 2007 (BST)

September 16^th

Are any of the posted revive sites usable? If not, could we get updated information? What's a first level survivor to do? If the PKers aren't blasting heads off, the zombies chew them off. --Dratchetti

September 15^th

The Pursey Building is under repeated assault from the undead and PKers. Barricades are being repeatedly brought down and there are disputes as to the identity of the PKers within. The revive point of Kendall Row next door is seeing little use and is being frequented by people ignoring the No Kill policy of revive points. -Lyinginbedmon

September 13^th

Ruddlebank is under attack from a mixture of zombie groups and could do with some assistance if Ruddlebank falls so will Lockettside, come and help your neibours insted of waiting arround for some PKer to kill you even if it's just barracade and healing runs, your assistance is required there is aboout 500 suvivors in and arround thompson alone get organised dust off your shotguns play the game how its supposed to be played lets beat these zombies back befor they get to the outskirts of your burb. -- Blk Gryphon of Tikhon medical ~~

September 5^th

Survivor beware of higher threats by PKers and the coming zombie threat! --Kyleklbecka 11:34, 5 September 2007 (BST)

August

August 25^th

Pker's Sarah Silverman,Jimmy Kimmel and Stephan Colbert DFA are running rampant killing in Lockettside and more specifically St. Alexander's hospital located near the SE corner of Wykewood. Kill them on sight or if found dead do not revive. --Chill 20:16, 25 August 2007 (BST)

August 21^st

North Blythville is seeking revive needles,our Necrotech building has been under constant attack,we need survivor help!

Revives can be performed at NB's revive points. --Rob Lefter 11:54, 21 August 2007 (BST)

I'll be heading that way, since i know you guys did help with the profile police problem. I'm currently wanted on the rogues gallery for offing a PK'er but yeah, i'll be over to lend a hand. --DariusAPB 13:37, 22 August 2007 (BST)

PKer Youdeservedit was in Lockettside (at Frossard Police Department) last night. Kill on sight.

August 16^th

St. Josaphat's has been broken into. 10 Zeds and 3 survivors are inside, but the place hasn't been Ransacked or Ruined yet, so all fighters or anyone looked for caged XP should head over ASAP before they wake up.

July

July 30^th

After months of brutalization and slander at the hands of notorious hate-group the Lockettside Valkyries and their PK'ing assassin allies (Rosco Hendricks, DariusAPB, Blizzombie), the beloved heroes known as Moist Vagina have chosen to disband and return to their individual missions of healing/zombie hunting/helping old women across the street etc. Leader Synthpunk regrets not completing the groups mission of eradicating the insidiously violent and intolerant Valkyries, who along with the Texas Rangers are suspected to have ties to the Michigan Militia and Ku Klux Klan, but believes his brothers and sisters in the struggle have suffered enough at the hands of Izumi and her rogues gallery, who continue their reign of terror and narrow-minded bigotry over the good people of Lockettside. Synthpunk, Pleasebequiet and Akira Raideen have each vowed never to take up arms against another human being, something that Izumi and most of her Valkyrie storm troopers cannot claim. A sad day for justice, but a bright day for the rest of Malton, as the ex-Moist Vagina freedom fighters will now be able to turn their attention to helping their brothers and sisters in the other suburbs.

Ha, all they were was a poor excuse of a PK-ing group.And I bet a Valkyrie never killed you, just that since Synthpunk was a registered PK-er and was killed in the hospital I bet he thought that we were in cahoots with them and he wanted to kill us.A pyscho's mind is a hard thing to comprehend.And nice choice for a group name...too bad you'll never see one.Chill 02:59, 31 July 2007 (BST)

Can anyone confirm that these guys are no longer PKing? --Inquisitor Darius 09:11, 1 August 2007 (BST)

I'll confirm that DariusAPB aka Inquisitor Darius is still PK'ing! To clarify, it was Darius' PK of Akira Raideen that sent Akira over the edge and made that once innocent soul turn to PK'ing. Darius is the TERRORIST whose hate crimes create new terrorists. Kill him on sight, do not revive.

Suuure it was... You're not fooling anyone you know. I mean come on that's an awfully quick trip over the edge. Sorry but you are an illegal PK'er, at least all my kills have been against PK'ers or worse. --Inquisitor Darius 13:45, 6 August 2007 (BST)

NPOV, do you speak it? all of you, take this to the discussion page. --Ropponmatsu 16:17, 6 August 2007 (BST)

July 29^th

Numerous resources building under attack by unknown zeds they may be organised attacks are as far reaching as tompson mall. All survivors in the area are advised to be highly alert and look for a suitable safehouse but brigewater cresent police station has zeds in it. Basicaly help!!!!!!

The group know as Mosit Vagina,(WTF is with that name?) has disolved after hearing that their PK'ing was being taken seriously. Synthpunk, the leader of the group has stated that they thought it was all in good humor and that the group is srry for truely upseting anyone. It's also become clear that Synthpunk and hsmith77 are different people.

July 26^th

Akira Raiden is not a peaceful person, NOR is he a peace acitivist. He cojoined in a linked attack with the outlaw organization, Moist Vagina (outlawed as it can not be proved that the members are different people, and act exactly the same when the attack word for word), in killing people at St. Alexander's, because Rosco and etc. are allowed to stay in it, peacefully, when he knew their position on peace between all people. He also knew at the time that the hospital was not a true safehaven, and that anyone during his stay was at odds of being attacked, as it had been talked about while he was there. He is a criminal, and a rule-breaker as this writer believes him to be simply another alt of synthpunk.

Told ya the first time round... Why don't people ever listen to the veteran PK'er hunter? Well if you ever need him removing from st alexanders let me know. --Inquisitor Darius 09:39, 27 July 2007 (BST)

Akira Raideen never hurt anybody until long after you and Rosco Hendricks PK'ed him, DariusAPB, so if anyone is a criminal or rule-breaker, it's you, dude. It was you and the Lockettside Valkyries who bullied and brutalized him into becoming violent, so you all so vehemently attacked and insulted him whenever he tried to spread the word of peace. Moist Vagina welcomed him as a refugee from your intolerance, bigotry and repeated PKs.

July 24^th

The human survivor group Call of Cthulhu is now active. All those wishing to worship the Elder Gods and kill zeds are encouraged to visit their wiki page and/or the discussion and write their names.Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Cthulhu fhtagn! Cthulhu fhtagn!

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July 14^th

In the past few days, Rosco Hendricks and DariusAPB have both PK'ed peace activist Akira Raideen at St. Alexander's hospital because they did not agree with Akira's belief in anti-violence. Rosco Hendricks and DariusAPB should henceforth be considered dangerous PK'ers and treated as such.

'Notice: Akira Raiden is not a peace activist as she didn't stop antagonizing and brutalizing Mr's DariusAPB and Rosco Hendricks and even tried to kill them in St. Alexander's Hospital and when they both killed her it was self defense only not for fun as Pkers do.also in an unrelated piece of news,hsmith77 is an alt of the evil known as Synthpunk so if seen he should be killed.'

Notice notice: Akira Raideen IS a peace activist and is currently seeking asylum with the Lockettside Valkyries. He never 'brutalized' or tried to kill anyone, almost any member of the Valkyries will testify to that. DariusAPB and Rosco Hendricks are the only aggressors in this situation. They ARE PK'ers. They DID PK Akira. There is no debating this. The witnesses, and there are many, will agree.

Please post links to screen shots of the alleged incidents (both parties), this suburb has a history of working with the DEM and all PK'ing should be reported to the Rogues Gallery. --Fausta Gummings 00:48, 18 July 2007 (BST) Legions of Lockettside

Notice notice notice:I would ask you not to talk in caps as it hurts my ears.Also Rosco Hendricks had never pk-ed Akira,which kinda does sound like a feminine name so excuse me if I do call him a her.Only Darius killed her because she was ranting like a madwoman and he didn't need her gratuitous spam.Rosco is innocent and even reprimanded Darius if my memory serves me well for killing him and if I had enough AP I would revive him myself as he has been pk-ed by hsmith77.Please tell me Mr.Gummings how to take a screenshot and how to provide the link and I would be happy to produce it as evidence.

• If you go to the discussion page (the tab next to article at the the top) and look under the War? topic John Cannonfodder has given details including 2 links of how to report PKing incidents.

Actually I did kill Akira because I firmly believed he was/is a planted spy, if you read between his lines he is anything but a peace activist, seeking only to irritate the Valkies into shooting him. I made sure this didn't happen by executing him myself. Given that the second I did this, someone who wasn't him immediately started spraypainting the area - and a couple of hours moist vagina attacked, i'd say that I was correct in this belief. Sorry but there were just too many coincedences there. --Inquisitor Darius 09:20, 18 July 2007 (BST)

Knowing Darius from the hunting of the PP and other pkers I know he dose not kill for no reason and if he kills something that isnt dead it must be a verry good reason and the peast activist lifestyle will get those living it killed by people who dont want it.23:06, 18 July 2007 (BST) Blood red bread

July 13^th

FireFighter Mike may have been seen stalking near Tompson Mall. Be warned.

July 7^th

This is a warning to those I fought beside this past April and May. The Militant Order of Barhah has been spotted west at a rapid pace, eating through suburbs in a matter of days. Greentown has all but fallen within a week. This is the third suburb I have personally witnessed being overrun in the past month, the others being Tapton and Kempsterbank. They have been heard saying they are leaving Greenwood today. Since they may very well continue heading west, I advise all Tompson Mall defenders to keep an eye on the horizon for them. You may end up being their next target, and possibly the only hope for stopping them. Good luck. -- Arthur Patstone

July 1^st

FireFighter Mike has been reported to be a PKing Zerger. Officials have stated that he is a PKer, but not a zerger.

June

June 16^th

Seems like is much calmer:
Aside from the usual random attacks on resource facilities things are quite normal. Most of the PKer's are gone, and the atmosphere is much calmer knowing there isn't someone stalking you. I wouldn't be worried about the danger of this area for the time being.

June 15^th

I've been killed by killers...I realy hate them. Please don't revive lhihad if he dies!!! And PLEASE BEWARE of killers!!!

June 7^th

Local area revivers and hunters:
Please be aware that hirvitys is a known PKer/Griefer working in and around this area of Malton. (His record is actually much lengthier than the official Rogue's Gallery counting, as there are at least six murders wherein no screenshots were available for evidence).

DO NOT REVIVE or heal this person. Please let your associates know not to aid him as well. Thank you. --Queen Mum 19:28, 7 June 2007 (BST)

June 5^th

The peace activist group, The Lockettside Valkyries, have been attempting to secure peace in the region, and zombies have been welcomed with limited success into St. Alexander's Hospital. The Valkyries plant to tour across Lockettside spreading messages of peace and love, and have also gained great support in their struggles with The Profile Police. --Izumi Orimoto 02:55, 6 June 2007 (BST)

The cries of the Lockettside may be distant to North Blythville, yet we can hear loud and clear. Zeta Squad of Team Zombie Hardcore is enroute to aide ALL survivors who stand against the Profile Police. Zeta Squad should be in the suburb by tonight, commencing immediate combat operations against the Profile Police. --Rob Lefter 10:53, 5 June 2007 (BST)

-- Welcome to the Warzone! The P.P. have really jumped out of the frying pan and right into a furnace today, oh they got absolutely battered. Come join the fun! --Inquisitor Darius 20:55, 5 June 2007 (BST)

Word on the street is that Lockettside is about to grow still more interesting: members of the infamous Flat Earth Society have already begun arriving at their new headquarters in the Beer Building. Citizens of Lockettside are presumably invited to join them in their particular brand of rational regressive discourse, but be sure to check your barcodes at the door. --One Angry Zed 19:36, 5 June 2007 (BST)

June 2^nd

The central area of the suburb is overbarricated. We need to maintain the Barricade Policy of Lockettside. The risk of remain at the streets after a revive action is higher. Beddington cades have raised from VSB to VHB. It is unacceptable. We need 2 or 3 entryways around Pursey-Kendall area. Beddington and the warehouse are the primary entryways. We need more discipline at this question. --Tarraco 20:42, 2 June 2007 (BST)

June 1^st

The war between the fighting residents of Lockettside - spearheaded by =][=, the Lockettside Valkyries, the Lockettside Defence Squad and other members of the Legions of Lockettside - and The Profile Police goes well. Every day see's more casualties in the P.P.s ranks and the P.P. Less able to carry out it's threats of executing members of the civilian populace. It should be noted because of our efforts the P.P. were unable to complete their "education" at Marven, failing to eliminate some of their targets. Residents of Lockettside - lets make this final push to victory, let us erase this stain on our beloved suburb once aod for all! Death to the Profile Police!!! --Inquisitor Darius 18:40, 1 June 2007 (BST)

May

May 27^th

After repeated killings of survivors by The Profile Police, many citizens of Lockettside, both alive and dead, have decided to take action. The Lockettside Valkyries are officially declaring all-out war aginst the police in hopes that they will become discouraged from PKing, pack up, and leave our fair Lockettside alone. Izumi Orimoto 10:18, 27 May 2007 (BST)

Well don't just bloody talk about it, give me a hand fighting them here! Remember that every day of inaction against these is another poor sod dead, and it's on the hands of those who do not take action! IF you wish for peace, prepare for war.--Inquisitor Darius 12:37, 28 May 2007 (BST)

May 9^th

The Lockettside Valkyries are holding recruitment drives to strengthen our group. If anyone would like to join up, please go to St. Alexander's Hospital to say hi, visit our forum and put our name up on your alliance page or member group. -- 00:22:18 9 May 2007 (PST)

May 8^th

Victory!15 zeds are outside the NW corner of Tompson as of this posting. Of course, the Negative effect of the siege can be felt. Quite a number of buildings have been overbarricaded. --User:Axe27/Sig 00:24, 9 May 2007 (BST)

May 7^th

I am hanging out inside the Fossard PD and realize that under the nose of all the survivors in Lockettside is a nasty group of player killers! There is a group headquartered there called the 'Sards, and they keep getting murdered for no apparent reason! I am asking all the survivors of Lockettside to help with this matter, please help punnish these people for the crime of murder! It seems to be getting worse in the last few days the murders have increased with more people taking part. These murderer's then run off like weasels into the night. Player killers are not good for Malton, they can easily push their wrath on any of us if they get the inkling. The only way to discourage such a thing is to band together and punish them often and without mercy until they relent! Please help! -(Defenders of Life)

May 6^th

With the number of zombies falling rapidly outside of Tompson Mall, it would appear victory is close at hand. However, the large number of bodies out the NW corner would also indicate that a large force of ferals might rise. Those outside the vicinity of the Mall's powered buildings should be careful, and sleep either out of suburb, or in buildings with large survivor populations. --User:Axe27/Sig 01:05, 7 May 2007 (BST)

May 4^th

The Legions of Lockettside, promoting unity between survivor groups fighting against zombies and any threat to the people of Lockettside, is faring well. Our forums are working great for communication, and help us coordinate for the 'burb. However, a survivor group, The Profile Police, have been killing innocent civilians due to "grammatical errors". I, as well as many others, have watched friends die for stupid reasons. After discussing it with others in the LL, I have come to a decision. As leader of LDS (Lockettside Defense Squad) I now am declaring war on the Profile Police. We have given them warnings, only to be rewarded with hostility and another PK. Now is the time for them to pay for the lives they have taken. Know this members of the PP, we will NEVER leave our home. So unless you want a war your whole life, you better back down and leave.

However, remember that we will always be open to diplomacy, as we are not bloodthirsty savages (imagine that!)--Azn4life 01:32, 5 May 2007 (BST)

Finally! (St Aden)

May 2^nd

Could all survivors in the vicinity of Thompson Mall in Lockettside please be aware that The Profile Police intend to carry out a public education programme there 'around' 13:30Hrs GMT on May 3rd. In order to foster a greater feeling of public spirit in the area the Legions of Lockettside would like to invite all survivors in the nearby area to attend in order to learn a valuable lesson. Please note that although The Profile Police have invited only the "stupid or ignorant" we believe that everyone should make the effort to be there in order to ask questions or participate in any way you feel fit in what is bound to be a hotly debated event. We recommend anyone attending arrive early and save AP for the event. Due to the tardy nature of The Profile Police we also recommend logging in and out on a regular basis at least until 14:30Hrs GMT if possible in order to ensure you don't miss the activities.

Hopefully everyone will band together and kill off the Profile Police! That would be nice! (St Aden)

April

April 30^th

There is a small force of zombies growing daily surrounding Frossard Place Police Department surviors in area should keep and eye on that mob.

April 23^rd

The Profile Police have been launching organised attacks on Tompson Mall. To avoid their wrath, survivors are advised to not have spelling mistakes in their profiles.

Nothing like a PKer with a cause! -(St Aden)

April 18^th

Lockettside should be upgraded to ORANGE. There are 55 Zombies in the mall at this time! Help from ALL survivors is appreciated! The remainder of Lockettside is pretty bare, very few zeds or lit buildings. (St Aden)

April 11^th

The Mall is looking pretty hot.com right now. I don't know about the rest of the suburb. Join the party. Balls to the Whalls! -Duke cage 05:48, 12 April 2007 (BST)

April 4^th

Thompson Mall has been taken over and ravaged by 44 zombies with 20 in the surrounding buildings. Number of survivors are holding out in the St. Alexander's Hospital.

St. Alexander's is clear... cleared of harmanz, that is. Lockettside is not a good place right now for those who wish to keep their tasty thought-meats safely inside their heads, as the Tour spreads out from the mall.--MmmBrainsss 06:18, 5 April 2007 (BST)

April 3^rd

Well we all thought that that the burb was getting back on it's feet but now come rumours that Mall Tour '07 is on it's way. Yup the last lot was just the RRF having fun. Marven Mall in South Blythville has already fallen to ferals with the lack of survivors around here so I hope you all have fall back positions. Recommend leaving Thompson Mall now so they get there and have no resistance, spoil all their fun.--[Anon]

St. Alexanders Hospital, NW corner, has been breached by 10 Zombies and is in need of assistance. Please send reinforcements from Thompson Mall.

March

March 30^th

Thompson Mall is running on with survivors inside all blocks. Only zombie presence out SE corner (about 18). All survivors active at area around Mall are welcome to help to maintain cades & killing possible breaks. Be aware with Pkers...--Legions of Lockettside

March 26^th

From their new temporary safehouse the Legions of Lockettside continue to operate. Despite the setback of Pursey NT being overrun many of the groups members are back on their feet and conducting hit and run attacks throughout the suburb. It's helpful that Marven Mall in South Blythville has been retaken and now allows for resupplying. Hopefully Thompson will be next. --Legions of Lockettside

March 18^th

OMC is known to span to this suburb as well as many others.

March 15^th

The Legions of Lockettside continue in their efforts to retake the suburb from the undead hordes but it's going to be a long haul. All friendly survivors are welcome as long as they wish to help. Introduce yourself in Lockettside and someone will inform you where your skills are most needed. PK'ers, GK'ers, and RK'ers need not apply (we have no genny's or radios and there's damn few survivors too). All dead survivors looking for a revive, please head for Rackman or Kendall Row, we'll get to you as soon as we can. --Legions of Lockettside

March 7^th

Frossard Place Police Department run by The 'Sards and the surrounding area is completely destroyed, at least 100 shamblers in the area, Revives are much needed, The surviving 'Sards in the area are conducting as many revives as possible at Peppe Park.

March 6^th

Generally overrun. Flee for your lives.

March 4^th

Lockettside has been hit hard. Buildings are ransacked, hundreds dead, its a bloody mess. All be advised to enter with caution, the zombie presence is strong and very active. Revives are in great demand, though revives are flooded with both dead survivors and rotters. Until aid comes make use of your zombie forms and attack our enemies. --Joe Riggs

This suburb is moderately dangerous. Most buildings have at least one zed outside them, maybe two. Lots of doors wide open. The Tompson Mall is overrun, at least twenty-four zombies outside and maybe even more inside. This might be another Blackmore, folks.

March 1^st

16 zombies broken cades at Jolliffe building,killed some survivors,dragged and killed out building the rest of us. --Tarraco 10:12, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

17 zombies are waiting for revives at cemetery. They had better be appeased or they might go on rampage against the Black Mesa safehouse.

February

February 28^th

The Black Mesa Safehouse at the Danger Building has been breached and the doors are wide open, human survivors are battling for control against zombies. --Case Kovaks 12:28, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Update: Tompson Mall is without power. The Southwest corner has been breeched. There was a lone zombie there, but disappeared. Started a 'cade before leaving the area. --Rendale 15:33, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

February 27^th

The Cheeke Building (NT) has fallen and been ransacked. As anticipated the assault has now switched to Tompson Mall.

Update: The Pursey Building also had a break-in last night. Several deaths, including myself. Not sure what the situation inside is, as the doors are closed as I write this, but there are no barricades at this time. Will update here once I've been revived and made it inside, unless someone else gets there first. --ElBueno 13:17, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Update: Just made it inside the Pursey Building. Nobody is left alive. --ElBueno 17:39, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Update: Stewart Auto Repair has also been attacked, bodies cleared and minimal cades back up but if this keeps up it's going to be difficult to get fuel, used my last can on Thompson earlier. --Fausta Gummings 17:58, 27th Feb 2007 (UTC)

Update: Thompson Mall suffered a minor breach earlier, the group of rogue zombies slayed by our defenders with few deaths, the cades reinforced. We would like anyone with free running to take a chance to step outside and check the zombie location relative to the mall, currently the horde stands 1(NW corner) 0 (NE corner) 75(SW Corner) 0(SE Corner) Free running players asked to update this and announce whenever possible and run back in via the the Cheeke Building. Players also asked if they have some extra ammo and free running to help re clear the the Cheeke Building to restart our revives asap. Keep your eyes on the Barricades and your ears on the radio! (KERO)

February 25^th

The Cheeke Building (NT) is under heavy assault. Back up to EHB, but nine zombies remain in and standing. The building needs sustained assistance from the mall if it is to remain open. The assault on the nearest Necrotech building to Thompson Mall must surely be in preparation for an assault on said mall.

February 23^rd

This suburb has tightened up, though the barricades seem unbreakable., most likely in preparation for the inevitable zombie assault. --- Lee Anderson

February 21^st

The zombies are concentrated mostly in the area of the Necrotech building. They will probably come after Thompson Mall soon. It's more a question of when than if. Anyone who can help defend the Necrotech building and keep the revive point running should come out to help. This is also a good opportunity to stock up on syringes in preparation for the coming hordes. --ElBueno

February 11^th

Lockettside has officially lost its Safe status, in response to now regular breakins of resource buildings by small hordes, (around 5-7 in a horde). The danger level is now Moderate, hopefully we can fight them off and regain our Safe status.

February 10^th

I have heard at least 14 reports of breakins throughout Lockettside from survivors coming in for healing. It seems that the RRF has arrived in Lockettside and is attacking. Lockettside may soon lose its Green Status.--NecroHealer 20:24, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

February 8^th

Josaphat General Hospital has been broken into by three zombies. Two have been put down but one Level 20 still remains inside and there are two zombies 1 block north. There are 13 Survivors still inside, the doors have been closed but there are no barricades and the zombies have also destroyed the generator and the radio. Most of the 13 survivors are level 1's, but there are couple higher levels in there. If anyone could spare the AP and time to kill the zombie a put some barricades up and possibly bring a generator and radio it would be very helpful. For now I am holding up in a school just northeast, it is very strongly barricaded, so if use a lot of AP killing the zombie and barricading but the barricade level is below that of which you are comfortable with, you can come and stay in the school untill you have enough AP to go on, I thank any who help in advance. Please Help! --NecroHealer 3:46, 8 February 2007

Update: The break-in has been defeated, but there is a small horde a few blocks east and we are only lightly barricaded, we are doing what we can to resecure the hospital and buildings around it. --NecroHealer 20:24, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

February 4^th

St. John's has been broken into by 4 zombies. Two have been put down, but the attack has not let up, therefore we are temporarily holding barricades at EHB until we are safer. --Aurorasprite15 05:58, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

February 1^st

Reports of the RFF attack have been coming in. Many survivors are now stocked full of supplies. If they come, we will be ready.

The Lockettside Alliance has been formed! Join us and unite Lockettside! So far it has local survivors, us the LDS, and our friends LoBo. Our goal is to further unite Lockettside. http://z8.invisionfree.com/LegionsofLockettside --Azn4life 02:29, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

January

January 27^th

St Dismas's broken into, lone zed entered, had the AP to put up minimal cades and do some damage to it but there's a survivor trapped in there who may need help. --Fausta Gummings 21:48 GMT

January 23^th

Tour of Western Lockettside shows several radios aren't on 26.11, what's going on out there people, are you all determined to stand alone when the next horde makes its way through? --Fausta Gummings 17:55 23 January 2007

2006

December

December 30^th

Money Row Fire Station was ransacked, but the doors were secured when I passed through. there were no bodies inside, but it needs more time securing it than I can manage. The best I could do was tidy up the debris. St. John's Hospital has 8 bodies west at Rodford Alley School, there were 4 zombies further west in Ruddlebank at Peppe Park, not so many now. --Fausta Gummings 22:05 30 December 2006 (GMT)

December 21^th

Trying to organize volunteers to help keep St. John's Hospital secure for survivors. Any help would be appreciated, currently in need of a radio transmitter --Aurorasprite15 04:49, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

December 15^th

Z-Weather report: Lone Zombie N of Grandon. Otherwise all clear. -- Lynx7725 09:38, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

December 14^th

Z-Weather report: Scattered but increasing Zombie activities around Eastern Lockettside. Pursey Building seems to be attracting attention. -- Lynx7725 03:36, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

December 13^th

Z-Weather report: Generally quiet with a Zombie waiting for Revive in Kendall.

Central Lockettside is still low on transmitters and fuel. Will especially appreciate replacement transmitters in Grandon PD and Lindsey Towers.

Also, I've noted a tag telling readers to tune radios to 28.60. Please note that the official radio freq for Lockettside-wide broadcast is 26.11 -- Lynx7725 05:20, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Just checked the Radio list. Seems like 28.60 is registered to the Dunell Hills Citizen Band, which is quite a distance north of us. Please don't misuse assigned radio frequencies. -- Lynx7725 05:25, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

December 12^th

There seems to be a problem with over barricading buildings that are supposed to be entry points, some of us do want to venture out on occasion to kick zombie butt rather than hiding indoors waiting for a break in and it's no fun finding you're stuck out there with them. Can people please keep to the barricade policy. If you're not happy staying in a building that's less than EHB move to one that is.

December 10^th

The Silent Storm group is now active in the area. Survivors are advised to keep an eye out for known group members, especially killkiller, who has been responsible for the destruction of at least 2 radio transmitters. Logistic support groups are advised that the demand for radio transmitter may be increased as a result of their activitiy. -- Lynx7725 17:29, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

December 9^th

Someone has been messing with the radios in the mall. Keep them at 26.11 please?

December 8^th

Undeadites have broken into Beddington Walk Fire Station. Killed two and wounded several others. Rnrarrrh and Bon appetite!

December 7^th

Pimm Walk Fire Station was conquered earlier today; before being devoured the last survivor reinforced the barricades back up, so we’ve been waiting all day to be killed and thrown outside, rather then waist AP. Rnrarrh!

Some of the blocks outside the mall are spraypainted "Revive Point". Are these valid revive points? I've been killed by survivors three times standing out there. Nope. Look up at the index up top for what revive points are active. CatEar Alucard 22:45, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

December 6^th

There was a Bridge Water break-in, only one zombie. I managed to close the doors and barricade it lightly. Of course that pesky zombie still standing inside.

Well, they did it. The De-vivification Experts of Malton broke into St. Alexander's last night and slaughtered many of the inhabitants in cold blood. I only survived by chance. Meanwhile the barricades are up again, and the last of the horde is likely to be cleared out soon. However, the last night has costed many survivor's lives.

December 5^th

Well, that was quick. Dinham FD has fallen. Onto the next target. Rnrarrrgh!

December 4^th

The survivors inside Dinham Row FD appear to be using what could be described as a Trojan Horse. To explain, around every couple of hours a survivor stands outside the building, tempting us zeds. One of us (Undeadites) or altogether kill the lone survivor and are left with hardly any AP to besiege the building. This insane tactic has kept us from entering Dinham Row FD for the last few days, and quite frankly we have had enough! We hoped the ferals would aid us, but they only get off their decaying asses when we break in. A new strategy is required. This is not the end!

December 3^rd

Seems like we are the target of the De-vivification Experts of Malton. They spraypainted propaganda inside the mall and just in this minute continue to kill the inhabitants of St. Alexander's. Some of the guys there and I tried to stop them, but eventually had to flee inside the mall. As usual: if anyone has some AP to spare - shoot those bastards' brains out.

Anti-Sard imposters,namely "Sard Leader", are to be shot and killed on sight.

December 2^nd

After two day Dinham Row Fire Station is still open and no one has joined in. Come and have a bite! Rnrarrrgh!

There has been an increase in anti-'Sard propaganda. Seriously, can whoever is doing it please stop? It's nothing more than harrasment.

December 1^st

St. Alexander's Hospital's barricades have been smashed by a small group of zombies, but the inhabitants have almost cleared them out already. I shot one of them myself, dumped the body outside and barricaded the building to VS again, only one zombie left in the building. edit: everything clear now.

November

November 30^th

Z-Weather Report: OP1 and OP2 report minor Zed presences -- either there's no Zeds around, or they're all playing dead, or they are all clustering indoors. 3 Zeds at Kendall, 1 at Pursey.

Central Lockettside got about a day's worth of fuel left in their generators -- all 4 to 5 buildings. Given the previous difficulties we had in keeping them going, we would need to put a good logistic chain in place. -- Lynx7725 06:58, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

November 29^th

St. Irenaeus's Church has been conquered by the Undeadites, all inside slaughtered. We killed four survivors, and met with little resistance. Rnrarrrh!

Z-Weather Report: OP1 reports Central Lockettside to have visible zombies under control. OP2 reports about 8 Zeds around Kendall, Pursey and Browne Museum. Also, lots of Survivors outside today near Pursey, what's going on?

Most of Central Lockettside has fuel and generators, thanks all. --Lynx7725 06:52, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

November 28^th

Z-Weather Report: OP1 reports Central Lockettside to have visible Zombies under control. OP2 reports 6 Zeds around Kendall and Pursey building, revivers might want to head there.

There are some subtle signs asking people to tune radios to 28.01, such as in Bridgewater. Please be aware that the "official" radio freq for Lockettside is 26.11; most of our buildings are set up that way to support each other.

Tompson Mall (SE at least) needs a generator and fuel. --Lynx7725 06:41, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

November 26^th

Z-Weather Report: OP1 reports All clear, no visible zombies. Lindsey Tower and OP1 are refuelled, so that's one worry taken care of. However, Bridgewater PD is still out of power and radio nets. --Lynx7725 16:51, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

November 25^th

Thompson Mall is running low on fuel. Also, St. Alexanders has been cleared of zeds. We need some fuel-cans to keep the radio's going.

Z-Weather Report: OP2 reports lone zombie at Pursey's. Seems like the Zeds are away for Thanksgiving too. However, a quick tour of Central Lockettside reveals that we are running low on fuel, and several buildings do not have generators (or they are out of fuel). Assistance is urgently requested. --Lynx7725 16:48, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

St. Alexander's Hospital has been entered by a lone zombie who smashed the generator, the radio transmitter and one of the inhabitants. If anybody near the hospital has some AP to spare, please go in and take this one out for us. We'd be very grateful.

November 24^th

St. Irenaus's Church is running low on fuel. We'll have to sign off soon if this keeps up.

Rnrarrh! Bridgewater is wide open, all zeds come and have a bite out of these survivors.

Z-Weather Report: OP1 reports low visible/standing Zed count, but Bridgewater PD was breached by a lone Zed. Cleared out but Bridgewater PD is currently no-power and off-net. -- Lynx7725 06:30, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

November 23^rd

St.Alexander's Hospital cades are running low and none of the inhabitants have construction.If your in the Hospital, please evacate to Tompson or St. Irenaus's Church.

Never mind, a person came in and repaired the 'cades. St. Ireanus's Church will now be in radio contact with the Hospital,following the disappearance of a couple of medics that went out to kill some zed heads.

Z-Weather Report: Low visible/standing Zombies from OP1 and OP2, with one in SE Lockettside. One Zed in Revive Point. Bridgewater PD is back in the radio net, let's keep it that way. -- Lynx7725 05:29, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

November 22^nd

Generators in and around the mall are still being allowed to run dry and not be refuelled. If you have any extra AP, try to get to one of the areas around Tompson with fuel cans (I know there aren't many) and carry a spare can with you. Then when you're back in the mall you can refuel an empty or low generator. We need the radios to warn of zed break ins, and they do us very little good without gas for the generators. --Bskrobot 20:25, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

Dinham still has zeds in it. Apparently, these were the ones whom killed everyone a couple of nights ago.He has infectous bite, so waste them and dump them outside, and heal everyone inside. PS: Thank you for reviving me.

Bridgewater PD is open, AGAIN. There are around 18 survivors inside, but we dont have nearly enough in numbers to cause series damage, yet. Rnrarrrh!

November 20^th

Rnrarrh! Bridgewater Crescent PD is open again; all zeds come down and have a bite. We couldn’t inflict much damage because on account of using a lot of AP breaking down the barricades, but did manage to hurt one survivor and destroy the radio.

November 19^th

Lights off again in Grandon and Bridgewater. I entried to Grandon to investigate and found four zombies. Took DNA samples, then promptly wasted them, giving an especially good shot to the head on one of them. --Tarraco 19:47, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

Dinham Row is clear but only on Lightly barracaded. The Undeadites & Church of Resurrection zombies are lining up outside. St.Luciou's Church have 2 zombies inside,1 of them is a Church of Resurection member. Pursey barracades up to QSB and need radio. Josaphat clear but needs a generator & some fuel fuel.Grandon & Bridgewater PD are clear with generators.

November 18^th

"The 'Sard Leader said "Attention - this mall is being claimed by the 'Sards of Frossard PD - 5 blocks south of here. You now have two choices - join us bt registering at the PD and begging to become 'Sards - or getting the f*** out of here. Now, please!"" Everyone in attendace laughed.

Dinham Row is back in business.Move on in if you like, but be careful of Grandon and Bridgewater. Also, FANNY members please start moving towards Tompson Mall. Large zombie hordes have been spotted by RFF (Ruddlebank Resistance Force) members that are scattered throughtout the immediate suburb area. We'd like to have you around when the zombie brains hit the fan.

Kind of a late mistake catch, I know, but might as well. Just figured I'd let you guys know we're the RRF, or The Ruddlebank Resistance Front. Just correcting an error real fast, no worries.--Draax 20:46, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Zombies have broken the barricade and are in St. John's Hospital. Several humans camped there - need saving.

November 16^th

No upright zombies in Central Lockettside, and a few are spotted in South-eastern Lockettside near Josaphat GH. No info on "hiding" Zombies.

On the other hand, we seem to have a severe problem with RKers, GKers and PKers, especially in the Grandon and Bridgewater PD. -- Lynx7725 09:52, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

November 14^th

Zombie threat moderate in area, although survivors are holding their own. Zombie count is relatively low in the West end, will survey East end more later. There are some power outages, although most important resource buildings appear to have power. Free running not a prerequisite to operate in this area.