Militant Order of Barhah/Locator
| The MOB Locator | |
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| Abbreviation: | MOB Loc |
| Group Numbers: | All zambahz welcome! |
| Leadership: | Jorm & his commanders of BARHAH |
| Goals: | BARHAH! |
| Recruitment Policy: | Shamble to where the MOB is, join in the fun. |
| Contact: | Barhah.com |
Zambazh: Az harh zambah ranrah? An n!b ah zahm brazzarah (ar zazzarah) rabb? Habba b!g hangrah? MAHB haz bra!nz! MAHB haz BARHAH! Gam an barg zahm, zambahz. Hazzah!
English: Is your zombie lonely? In need of some brotherly (or sisterly) companionship? Very hungry? MOB has food! MOB has BARHAH! Come and get some, friends. Hallelujah!
What is the MOB Locator?
The Militant Order of Barhah is well known for keeping its bahbah zambahz well nourished -- helping them grow quickly into strong, scary, ruthless brain-eating fiends. But MOB also loves ferals in general.
The MOB Locator is a tool for all feral zombies, bahbah or b!g mama/papa alike. In return for helping us meet our objectives -- and to show survivors what zombies working together are capable of -- the MOB Locator will help you find a constant supply of fresh, juicy, and (usually) ripe bra!nz.
All you need to do is look at the map below and follow the trail of red to MOB's current location. Once there, listen for the Feeding Groans and join us in giving survivor-kind the glorious gift of BARHAH!
The most up-to-date information on MOB activities can be found in the announcements section. You can also check out the Militant Order of Barhah forum at barhah.com for more detailed information on what the horde is up to.
Where is the Militant Order of Barhah?
Current Suburb Location
Bright Red = Current location of the MOB
Dark Red = Previously visited suburbs
Suburb Activities Map
Pink = Currently under attack
Cemetery Green = Ruined
Announcements
This area is for official announcements, please refrain from commenting here unless you are a representative of The Militant Order of Barhah. Archived announcements can be found here.
October 26, 2008 - I have updated all reported and inspected ruins. If there are any inaccuracies, please make the corrections or contact me so that I can update it again. We have done well here. This suburb is almost completely ruined now. We should randomly pop into ruins to make sure we don't leave anyone behind. ;) -- FLZ (MOB)
October 24, 2008 - We are moving on. Vinetown is our next feeding ground. Keep close to us, and pay attention to all MOB groans - we have something very special in this suburb.-- FLZ (MOB)
- Mitchem Mall is open - come quickly, my brethren. We must not let them get away.-- FLZ (MOB)
October 23, 2008 - All Fire Stations, NTs, PDs, and Hospitals are done. We even opened the junkyards to find several sneaky harmanz cowering in there, and they are now all dead! We have only a handful of structures left to ruin in the west. We have done very well, my brothers... so let us act with haste, and remove the last vestige of life in Houldenbank. The map shows a couple of warehouses in the west and three buildings in the northwest. Finish these off - kill them all - and this suburb will be completely ruined! We will move on when we are sure that all of the breathers finally understand the true meaning of Barhah. Amass in the west of the suburb, my brothers and sisters in Barhah, for we have plans that will become apparent very soon.-- FLZ (MOB)
October 22, 2008 - This suburb is buckling under the onslaught of multiple crippling attacks. The whole eastern section is ruined now. Advance westwards, my brethren, we will leave nothing standing or barricaded. Explore every junkyard for signs of breathers. We will leave none alive... Barhah! -- FLZ (MOB)
October 21, 2008 - Those sneaky harmanz have repaired that temple of perdition - the needle factory at the Hosken Building NT. In doing so they gave us more harmanz to devour... Lead them into the loving clutches of Barhah, my brethren. The harmanz will harvest the fruits of their needle making iniquity. Already, our MOB zealots situate themselves in preparation for further attacks. We have seen the work of the Feral Undead in this suburb as well - and it was good. These brothers in Barhah will also continue to spread the virtue of the rot.-- FLZ (MOB)
October 20, 2008 - This suburb was turned into a rotting corpse. We did a marvelous job here. Please bring all available zombies up north for the final feeding frenzie. I am starting to get hunger cramps, and I smell harmanz elsewhere... ;) -- FLZ (MOB)
- MOB has moved into Houldenbank... The suburb map was updated with the four ruins that were done overnight. We will continue our mission to spread Barhah in this suburb as well. Preach, my brothers and sisters, preach - for the day of complete rot for Malton is arriving as a thief in the night. They will not know when we will get them, but eat them we will!-- FLZ (MOB)
October 19, 2008 - Both NTs are down now, as are the two hospitals - Josephine and Odo General. At this time, Normandare Blvd Police Dept is wide open, and so is Club Crosland, so if you want a quick bite head there. We should probably take a look at the yummy lit buildings in the center of the suburb, particularly before the harmanz jump ship and escape northwards. We must not let them go, so head forth, my feral and zealot zethren, onward! -- FLZ (MOB)
- The two open buildings were finished off last night. Fear not - a few harmanz that are trying to repair buildings where they suspect we will not notice. I would like to encourage them to do so - because we are not watching. ;) This is why we re-ruined Langsford FS, Brimblecombe AR, and The Rogers Arms last night. :) Fellow zombies: keep your guard up, and if you see any tasty tidbits anywhere, groan so that I can update the locator. The time has come to advance north to the rest of the suburb. Lay waste to all, my brethren. Together we will advance Barhah in Malton.-- FLZ (MOB)
October 17, 2008 - We have finished ruining Joachim Mall, BARHAH! - Now onto Lumber Mall. Let the breathers know how much we would like them to embrace Barhah... XD -- FLZ (MOB)
- Lumber Mall has fallen. As predicted, nothing can stand in the way of our ravenous zombies.-- FLZ (MOB)
October 16, 2008 - Friends, the time has come to finally destroy that last remaining bastion of hope within Fryerbank, Joachim Mall. With our combined strength, we will convert them to Barhah.-- FLZ (MOB)
- Barhah, my zombie brothers - both free ferals and those with the Feral Undead! With your help, we have ruined the two southern quadrants of Joachim Mall. We have now initiated action against the two northern quads as well. This mall is toast. Remember to feast upon the corpses of the dead!-- FLZ (MOB)
- UPCOMING ASSAULT ON LUMBER MALL - Stay tuned. MOB is sending strike teams (within hours) to deal with Lumber Mall in Penny Heights.-- FLZ (MOB)
October 14, 2008 - The two hospitals in the western part of the suburb have fallen. We have sent a group to ruin the Phipps Building NT. MOB is happy to announce that we fed several harmanz to a babah zombie that joined us on IRC for the strike. BARHAH! -- FLZ (MOB)
- A feeding frenzy is taking place in the suburb of Fryerbank. Two dozen ruins have claimed numerous harmanz. It is taking far less time than we anticipated since we have had more and more friendly feral help in the central areas. Ferals took out the Longstaff Building and the Dirkinson Building NTs - Barhah!. We will destroy this suburb and everything else in our path.-- FLZ (MOB)
October 13, 2008 - After ruining St. Seraphim's Hospital, the doors of Gelasius General Hospital have been left wide open. Come one and all, and dine with us! There are only a dozen or so survivors left inside. We are greatly enjoying this suburb, so we will take our time here, in order to maximize the damage. Let them repair the damage at the structures we ruin, the important thing is to bring as many harmanz to the light of Barhah as possible. The destruction that will be brought down upon it will be memorable, and we will make them pay dearly for their sins. There is much more to come within the next few days, so stay tuned. -- FLZ (MOB)
- Almost 40 Harmanz were found inside Greenland Boulevard Police Department. Bon appetit! XD -- FLZ (MOB)
October 12, 2008 - MOB is pleased to announce that we are now in Fryerbank. A special invitation to dine is extended to all our friends in the Feral Undead. Things are happening very quickly in this town, and we will do our best to update the map with changes as quickly as we can. For now, we have a few more harmanz left at St. Seraphim's Hospital. There are a couple more targets planned, so pay attention to our groans, because we will make our final decision on where to strike later on. If you wish, you are welcome to temporarily change your affiliation to Militant Order of Barhah in order to recognize our groans as familiar, and know where to go. We would also love to have you on our IRC client so we can chat a bit. This suburb looks very promising. :D -- FLZ (MOB)
October 11, 2008 - MOB and friends have destroyed Osmondville. There is little left in town to eat. We are currently feasting on a group of harmanz in the southeast, so come on down - everyone is invited.-- FLZ (MOB)
October 9, 2008 - MOB is on the move again... stay tuned. If you want to have early notification, sign up on our forum at www.barhah.com -- FLZ (MOB)
- MOB has entered Osmondville last night. Axtence NT is now ruined, but we left a dozen harmanz for our feral zombie friends to munch on at Grylls Crescent Police Dept and at Burden Road Fire Station. Enjoy!-- FLZ (MOB)
October 8, 2008 - Moments ago, our brothers and sisters have finished taking over the last remaining TRP in Scarletwood. BARHAH! There are several other barricaded buildings in the suburb that harbor a few stalwart meals... enjoy! XD -- FLZ (MOB)
October 7, 2008 - MOB was able - with some fine Feral friends, to assist in killing off the contents of St Spyridon's Hospital a few short hours ago. The factory (78,83) was also ruined. There are several lit buildings around it, by the way. ;) Those funny survivors managed to repair and recade one of the NTs. I will let you guess which one it was... The lines at the RPs are beginning to show, and we would all like to keep it this way. Ravage this suburb, my zombie brothers! -- FLZ (MOB)
October 5, 2008 - MOB has moved into Scarletwood... The suburb has turned a tad bit grey, hasn't it? Citizens of Scarletwood: ALL YOUR NECROTECHS ARE BELONG TO US! Join us in Barhah, it is the way to truth in Malton. Ferals: the place is teaming with zombies, and we will be hosting several buffets the next few days, so come on down.--FLZombie 04:59, 5 October 2008 (BST)
Public Strike Times
The secret to The MOB's success rests on its efficient, coordinated strike groups. Below are strike times for when getting past 'cades is tough. If you cannot make these times, you may still be able to find harmanz that we have tenderized to low health and dragged outside. Listen for the groans.
| Inquisition Team | UTC | PDT | EDT | AEST | Other | Leader | Second |
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| The Inquisition | 03:00 | 20:00 | 23:00 | 13:00 | Convert | Amber | Durumana |
| Bairn Ceatharn | 15:45 | 08:45 | 11:45 | 03:45 | Convert | Liche | |
| Barhahry Corsairs | 10:30 | 03:30 | 06:30 | 20:30 | Convert | bisfan |
If you would like to attack with the Militant Order of Barhah in person, join us during one of our strike times in our IRC channel by using one of the options below:
- irc.nexuswar.com #mob (requires IRC client)
- Go to www.nexuswar.com/irc, type a nickname, and when the new window pops up, type: /join #mob and press enter (requires Java)
- Go to http://mibbit.com, change the server to Nexuswar.com, change the room to #mob, type a nickname and click connect. Or just click here. (should work on most computers)
Visitors are always welcome in the IRC -- except during strikes. However, if you're a feral wanting to feast with the MOB, hop into the IRC and let us know beforehand. We'd love to meet you!
How do I join the Militant Order of Barhah?
This one is easy! Just head for the current location. Add "Militant Order of Barhah" in the group field of your profile. Don't forget to sign up at Barhah.com and join MOB's s00per sekrit forums! And don't be shy to join us on IRC at irc.nexuswar.com #mob.
Finally, if you have a Wiki account here, please show your support by adding the nifty {{MOB}} template to your User or Group page.
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To see who rolls with the MOB, check out the MOB Squad list.
Other Resources for Zombies
Anyone is welcome to add to this list other useful resources for zombies.
- Centering Map - Useful for finding and getting to targets.
- Iwitness - Use it. Period. 'Nuff said.
- Omnimap - A hybrid map which shows Suburb Danger Levels indicated by a coloured border for each suburb, Mall Statuses shown by the colour of the mall name, and Scenteral Intelligence Map data as the background of the map.
