Talk:Amusing Locations in Malton/Archive

Rejected Locations

Started April '08. If removing rejected locations from the talk page please add them to the bottom of this list.

The Southcott Building

AKA location 69,69 --xoxo 09:09, 30 March 2008 (BST)

kill - simply being at 69,69 is nothing special --Scotw 12:05, 30 March 2008 (BST)

Kill - OMGZ THEREZ KIDZ ON THE WIKI?! but yeh, kill.--CyberRead240 08:10, 31 March 2008 (BST)

Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 08:21, 6 April 2008 (BST)

Titus General Hospital

i know its a name, but still - its a funny name.--xoxo 07:51, 30 March 2008 (BST)

Kill on sight.--Luke Skywalker 11:28, 30 March 2008 (BST)

Re: Like you? LOLOLOLOL!!!--xoxo 11:34, 30 March 2008 (BST)

Kill on sight. lol. --CyberRead240 12:32, 30 March 2008 (BST)

weak kill - this is borderline at best --Scotw 19:44, 31 March 2008 (BST)

Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 08:21, 6 April 2008 (BST)

Templeton Bank

U kno, liek Templeton, frm Charlottes Web?????? --CyberRead240 14:34, 1 April 2008 (BST)

no, i don't know...kill.--xoxo 05:28, 2 April 2008 (BST)

bahaha. I totally am not serious about this hahahah --CyberRead240 07:20, 2 April 2008 (BST)

kill--Scotw 01:26, 4 April 2008 (BST)

The Spare Motel

I just love seeing my sig! --_LH779 15:46, 1 April 2008 (BST)

kill.--xoxo 06:37, 3 April 2008 (BST)

undecided --~~~~ [talk] 16:10, 3 April 2008 (BST)

kill - what is being spared? or is this a bowling alley/motel --Scotw 01:26, 4 April 2008 (BST)

Kill no--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 23:07, 5 April 2008 (BST)

Kill nnoway.--CyberRead240 04:42, 6 April 2008 (BST)

No need but kill anyway.--Nallan (Talk) 08:21, 6 April 2008 (BST)

The Topleaf Building

--_LH779 12:37, 2 April 2008 (BST)

Kill --CyberRead240 12:47, 2 April 2008 (BST)

eh? kill.--xoxo 06:37, 3 April 2008 (BST)

Kill sounds Canadian--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 09:21, 3 April 2008 (BST)

kill --~~~~ [talk] 16:10, 3 April 2008 (BST)

Kill--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 16:56, 3 April 2008 (BST)

kill - i dont get it, some kind of adam and eve thing? --Scotw 01:26, 4 April 2008 (BST)

Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 08:21, 6 April 2008 (BST)

Kill--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 12:13, 6 April 2008 (BST)

Parrott Plaza

Beats the usual pigeon infested plazas you get around here.--xoxo 14:16, 23 April 2008 (BST)

Mmmm... I'm undecided but leaning towards kill. So tread carefully!--Nallan (Talk) 08:27, 24 April 2008 (BST)

Imagine the "Sydney Pigeons", and replace them with Parrots. Then imagine that as a part of the location description. For me, this is a Keep. --Scurley7 11:46, 27 April 2008 (BST)

lol. Man them pigeons was fucked up, bitch. lol though coz they had no feet.--Nallan (Talk) 14:37, 27 April 2008 (BST)

Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 12:32, 28 April 2008 (BST)

kill not for me --CyberRead240 13:02, 28 April 2008 (BST)

kill parrots only do it for me when they are on the shoulders of bearded pirates --Scotw 01:42, 5 May 2008 (BST)

St Linus's Hospital Vote on me!

So we now have Famous People category, eh? --~~~~ [talk] 18:56, 14 April 2008 (BST)

Who is that?? Never heard of 'em, kill. It makes me think of Linux for some reason...--xoxo 02:05, 15 April 2008 (BST)

I think he means Linus, as in the guy who invented Linux. Or he could mean Linus from Peanuts. Either way, I am undecided until further clarification.--CyberRead240 15:18, 15 April 2008 (BST)

kill - blah --Scotw 19:33, 18 April 2008 (BST)

Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 11:15, 19 April 2008 (BST)

Linus Torvalds. Congrats, you've proven yourself ignorant --~~~~ [talk] 12:21, 19 April 2008 (BST)

ha! What a nice typical looking nerd. And thats the great thing about this category, if people haven't heard of someone they just vote kill and we get an accurate representation of how well known a person is and if they're worthy of making "the list"--xoxo 13:14, 19 April 2008 (BST)

Kill because Duke acted a little too high and mighty in his response right there.--CyberRead240 13:02, 28 April 2008 (BST)

The Rudd Building and Rudd Place Vote on me!

Australian prime minister Kevan "07" Rudd.--Nallan (Talk) 06:28, 8 April 2008 (BST)

I think this would be decided if people overseas have heard of him. We don't want too obscure people entering the category so think it should be limited to well known film/tv stars, musicians, historical figures and maybe national heads of state. Any thoughts? I'll go keep with this (as he is a head of state).--xoxo 06:37, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Kill This isn't very amusing to anyone who hasn't heard of the guy, which would be the majority of the game's players.Lbgrowl 07:09, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Yeah I figured so. The beauty of this is, anyone can put any name up and the votes will decide on whether the person is well known enough to be on the list.--Nallan (Talk) 07:17, 8 April 2008 (BST)

I still think he should go in famous places. I mean, he is only 6 months or so into term, hes still got 28 or something left so there is still time for him to make an impact. I'm no fan of him, but it is a famous person. Keep, oh and Nick. Nice. Well done hahaha--CyberRead240 10:09, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Keep - although I'm not Australian myself I still know him. Ha. --_LH779 12:37, 8 April 2008 (BST)

undecided i dont know this guy, but if he is anything like mic dundee, he is ok in my book --Scotw 23:03, 22 April 2008 (BST)

Campain Drive

Exactly like it sounds.. but without the 'G' --Ryan Ashwood^{•Talk•EDU!•} 17:38, 22 April 2008 (BST)

kill am i missing something? what do i do with this 'G'? or are you referring to 'G' as in gansta? if so i am an OG so its cool--Scotw 23:03, 22 April 2008 (BST)

kill - i'm pretty sure its like campaign, only its missing the 'g'. Which isn't lol anyway.--xoxo 06:54, 23 April 2008 (BST)

Keep I dunno, personally I like it. --Nitro378 ^{T JNL} 07:43, 23 April 2008 (BST)

Kill Does not bring the lols. Unless we had a halo section. Which we never would.--CyberRead240 09:08, 23 April 2008 (BST)

NEVAR!--xoxo 09:31, 23 April 2008 (BST)

Doesnt anybody get it??... You know, like "Kevan's campain drive" or something? --Nitro378 ^{T JNL} 16:57, 23 April 2008 (BST)

I didn't get it, made me think of a Age of Empires campaign for some reason, but still, i'l sticking with Kill.--xoxo 01:08, 24 April 2008 (BST)

I didn't get it at first either. Now I know - Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 08:26, 24 April 2008 (BST)

Sigh.

From www.freedictionary.com

cam·paigner n.

Synonyms: campaign, crusade, drive, push These nouns denote a vigorous concerted effort to accomplish a purpose: a fund-raising campaign; a crusade for improved social services; a drive to sell bonds; a push to get the bill passed.

--Nitro378 ^{T JNL} 17:10, 12 May 2008 (BST)

Thank you SO much for teaching me English, Nitro... I get what it means, I get the word play. I just don't find it funny. Sigh all you want, really, it's still a Kill for me.--CyberRead240 09:54, 16 May 2008 (BST)

Branagan Way Vote on me!

That's Branagan's Law! Famous ppl.--Nallan (Talk) 08:12, 8 April 2008 (BST)

kill yeah thats funny....NOT!--xoxo 09:15, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Zap? Undec--CyberRead240 09:51, 9 April 2008 (BST)

Oh are you talking about zap branagan? is it even spelt like that?--xoxo 13:22, 9 April 2008 (BST)

Hence the Undecided.--CyberRead240 13:41, 9 April 2008 (BST)

Undecided--Corndoghero^T-S-Z 18:57, 11 April 2008 (BST)

keep - only if somebody creates a funny description beforehand --Scotw 19:33, 18 April 2008 (BST)

Ponting Plaza

Famous PPL. Crickets pretty big in england so I'm hoping a few more people will know who this is, as opposed to Kevin 'twat' Rudd--CyberRead240 09:11, 6 May 2008 (BST)

meh, kill. i mean yeah he's there, but i'm totally like so what?--xoxo 11:47, 8 May 2008 (BST)

who? --_LH779 08:36, 11 May 2008 (BST)

Ricky Ponting - some bat waving douche bag. Judging by the fact that he was on the australian cricket team he's probably a rapist too...--xoxo 10:35, 11 May 2008 (BST)

kill enough with the famous people how is this amusing? --Scotw 11:10, 11 May 2008 (BST)

Sillence Walk Police Department

2 blocks from The Yelling Building, added to the list by Garum but i removed it for voting. a def keep IMO.--xoxo 01:12, 11 May 2008 (BST)

Haha that's good, but only in the context of the yelling building. I think this should be mentioned on each page's description but I'm gonna say kill for this as an ALiM in its own right.--Nallan (Talk) 07:57, 11 May 2008 (BST)

kill i agree with nallan on this one --Scotw 11:10, 11 May 2008 (BST)

Kill, not really worthwhile on the second glance....--CyberRead240 12:48, 12 May 2008 (BST)

Pipe Plaza

urban dead relevant --Scotw 11:33, 8 June 2008 (BST)

Undecided leaning towards kill.--Nallan (Talk) 15:08, 8 June 2008 (BST)

Undecided unless it's a crack pipe, then we'll have a keep... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 15:12, 8 June 2008 (BST)

i think i am being misunderstood here, think of how Axe Grove is urban dead relevant because of the axe. pipe plaza is relevant because of the Pipe --Scotw 15:48, 8 June 2008 (BST)

Toss it - It would be funnier if it was a crack pipe...

	It seemed like a good Idea…
	Axe Hack has given ALiM a crackpipe with crack.

--•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 15:50, 8 June 2008 (BST)

Toss you i say goodsir! - Keep, ud rel or just lol for teh crackpipe.--xoxo 15:53, 8 June 2008 (BST)

i guess i earned that one --Scotw 15:53, 8 June 2008 (BST)

There's more where that came from... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 15:54, 8 June 2008 (BST)

Milk? moneytree? cookie? orange?--xoxo 15:55, 8 June 2008 (BST)

No milk for you. Or cookie. Or orange. But I can spare a tree.

	Money Tree
	Money Really Does Grow On Trees!

Now go waste it on more crack. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 15:58, 8 June 2008 (BST)

Bail on pipe plaza.--CyberRead240 12:22, 11 June 2008 (BST)

The Organ Museum

I liked it at first, but no longer! Kill from me. What's the consensus?--Nallan (Talk) 08:02, 20 May 2008 (BST)

Keep.--xoxo 09:20, 20 May 2008 (BST)

keep --Scotw 20:00, 20 May 2008 (BST)

Kill - Ioncannon11 14:30, 25 May 2008 (BST)

KILL--Dr Mycroft Chris 17:57, 13 June 2008 (BST)

Killl - No thanks. -- Cheese 10:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)

The Organ Arms

more organs --Scotw 20:04, 20 May 2008 (BST)

Organ Avenue

body parts --Scotw 13:52, 18 May 2008 (BST)

Poulet Place

(Poulet is the french word for "chicken") (submitted by Skritz)

Kill. What's interesting to ponder is whether or not I would vote keep if it was called "Chicken Place". Does that make me a racist bigot? That being said, this would definitely make for a lolworthy description.--Nallan (Talk) 07:16, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Kill but plz lolify. We need moar lolification.--xoxo 08:19, 24 June 2008 (BST)

keep - though barely. it's a food place ... --WanYao 08:53, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Valid point - i'll take it over to ELiM. Food isn't a reason for ALiM tho ppl.--xoxo 08:57, 24 June 2008 (BST)

kill/ELiM - not funny --Scotw 09:26, 24 June 2008 (BST)

KILL..as in headless chicken--Dr Mycroft Chris 07:46, 28 June 2008 (BST)

Sears Auto Repair

How the hell did you guys miss this building? I gave out a little chuckle when I passed it in Tollyton just a few minutes ago. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 14:36, 14 June 2008 (BST)

kill - i do get it. and it's not THAT funny. it's the name of a department store's car section, whatev's. --WanYao 09:08, 24 June 2008 (BST)

I don't get it.--Nallan (Talk) 08:38, 15 June 2008 (BST)

Phew - i'm glad you said that, i thought i might be the only one.--xoxo 08:49, 15 June 2008 (BST)

Are we being trolled?--CyberRead240 11:16, 15 June 2008 (BST)

do you guys not have sears stores over there? perhaps that guy thought it is amusing because it actually exists. that photo is one of the few i have not had to photoshop before uploading. --Scotw 12:01, 15 June 2008 (BST)

Oh sears, yeah we dont have it here. So is there an actual "Sears Auto Repair"--CyberRead240 12:25, 15 June 2008 (BST)

Wow thats pretty FAKin awesome. Defo Keep, but upload a bigger image so people can bask in ALiMs reflective glory!--xoxo 13:00, 15 June 2008 (BST)

i like this picture better. although it seems strangely clean to me, and why didnt anybody tell the guy in the red shirt to get out of the damn picture --Scotw 13:10, 15 June 2008 (BST)

Oh why don't you just upload the Sears logo? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:49, 16 June 2008 (BST)

He's a zambah, obviously. Keep. Fucking idiot Australians and their fucking Bob Janes...--Nallan (Talk) 13:51, 15 June 2008 (BST)

Say "Hello!", To your Tyrepower Pro.--CyberRead240 14:39, 15 June 2008 (BST)

KEEP, & I can't believe a real world place is in the game!--Dr Mycroft Chris 21:23, 15 June 2008 (BST)

What category are people thinking?--xoxo 14:19, 17 June 2008 (BST)

When it comes to this building, people are probably thinking "Real World Locations" or something... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 14:31, 17 June 2008 (BST)

do we have any others like that thought? Not making a category for one location...maybe as a special note on JPB...--xoxo 14:32, 17 June 2008 (BST)

Who knows? We could probably find another one...Last time I checked, one of the malls in Malton was a real-world location...Don't remember which one, though... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 14:35, 17 June 2008 (BST)

i did a quick look at my image contributions and i estimate i have uploaded about 25 images of places that really exist. do we want to go down this path? i am sure many many many places really exist --Scotw 19:27, 17 June 2008 (BST)

Perhaps, nick and i have uploaded 2 but they were put on alim for being lols and then we got real world pics. I mean there are towns called Cockburn but that doesn't make it worthy of Real world - it's a cock location through and through. How many locations do we have thats only alim value is that they are real places?--xoxo 09:58, 18 June 2008 (BST)

I was gonna say no to this, but I do like Sears Auto Repair. It has to be like spot on the real place though. Like exact same name.--Nallan (Talk) 12:12, 18 June 2008 (BST)

the following places exist in real life somewhere, some of the images have been edited to remove phone numbers or location names (such as boston or london). should they all be added to the list? i am sure more exist, it will be madness. please do not allow the list to grow for this junk

• North Blythville Hospitals#St. Joseph's Hospital -usa
• The Patterson Hotel -usa
• Land Bank -europe
• Gregory Park -usa
• St. John's Hospital (Lockettside) -usa
• Chadwick Park -florida
• Taylor Bank -maryland
• Leonard Street (North Blythville) -new york, new york
• Denton Park -manchester, new hampshire
• Dart Park -usa
• Owens Park new york, new york
• Bates Park -usa
• Shaw Park -usa
• Newbury Street -boston, massachusetts
• New_Arkham_Streets#Maxwell_Avenue -usa
• St. Andrew's Hospital -georgia
• The Duke Hotel -europe
• Dunell Hills Libraries#Newbury Library -newbury, massachusetts
• Warren Auto Repair -usa
• McNally Plaza new york, new york
• Donagan Park -usa
• Mathews Park -usa

i dont feel like doing anymore, but i will to prove my point that there are too many--Scotw 18:30, 18 June 2008 (BST)

O.O That's a lot... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:38, 18 June 2008 (BST)

Point proven. I say put a little note on the Sears page saying wow this is lol, lookie a link to sears auto repairs wikipedia page, kthxbi. Nooooooooooo ALiM!--xoxo 05:07, 19 June 2008 (BST)

OK yeah I think places that have real-world counterparts are fantastic, because it gives us access to photos and gives the place a more real feel to it, but putting them all on ALiM would probably be inappropriate. I mean it's not exactly amusing. Well it kinda is. But yeah - maybe we should make a "Real-World Locations in Malton" subpage ;) (I'm kinda joking but mostly not).--Nallan (Talk) 07:59, 19 June 2008 (BST)

Yeah, I'll second that, this is not for ALim, but a RWL sub-page--Dr Mycroft Chris 07:48, 28 June 2008 (BST)

The Geake Building

If it was Geake Street yes. This no. -- Cheese 16:06, 24 June 2008 (BST)

weak kill --Scotw 19:54, 24 June 2008 (BST)

kill--Nallan (Talk) 10:03, 14 July 2008 (BST)

The Hardy Building

Hardon I could understand, but not this. -- Cheese 15:33, 24 June 2008 (BST)

weak kill--CyberRead240 15:48, 24 June 2008 (BST)

kill - not the same as hardyman --Scotw 19:54, 24 June 2008 (BST)

keep--Nallan (Talk) 10:03, 14 July 2008 (BST)

Hardy Row

As Hardy Building. -- Cheese 15:33, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Keeep--CyberRead240 15:48, 24 June 2008 (BST)

kiill - a hardy building --Scotw 19:54, 24 June 2008 (BST)

keep--Nallan (Talk) 10:03, 14 July 2008 (BST)

The Peek Arms

Nah. -- Cheese 15:33, 24 June 2008 (BST)

kill--CyberRead240 15:48, 24 June 2008 (BST)

weak keep - i dunno about this one --Scotw 19:54, 24 June 2008 (BST)

kill--Nallan (Talk) 10:03, 14 July 2008 (BST)

Hellings Park

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

kill.--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep being that Hellings Park is next door to Hecks Library, this is amusing --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Kill - Nope. -- Cheese 10:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Hecks Library

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

undec.--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep being that Hellings Park is next door to Hecks Library, this is amusing --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Kill - Nope. -- Cheese 10:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Corpe Park

For this to be keep from me it would have to be spelled correctly--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep.--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)

weak keep i can see nallans point --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Kill - How is this funny? -- Cheese 10:41, 20 June 2008 (BST)

kill - yawn --WanYao 09:21, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Club Santler

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

def kill.--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)

kill i dont even get this, some kind of reindeer thing with the antlers? --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Kill - Nope. -- Cheese 10:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)

kill - why is it even there in first place? --WanYao 09:22, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Re:It was nick on a powertrip. And coz he loves Club Santlerville ;) --xoxo 09:24, 24 June 2008 (BST)

The Whale Building

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

haha keep! fat chix!--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)

kill whales are not funny unless they are swallowing biblical figures --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Kill - Nah. -- Cheese 10:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Moon Way

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

undec.--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)

weak keep i can be swayed on this one --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Kill - Not that funny really. -- Cheese 10:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Male Way

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

kill --xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep sexist locations please me, see kitchens monument --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Kill - Not that funny. -- Cheese 10:42, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Gall General Hospital

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

kill.--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)

kill although it is a body part, screw the gall bladder. --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

The Spear Arms Vote on me!

Had a look through all the arms category to see if there were any other good ones. This is all I came up with. Imagine on the location page a drawing of a man with spears for arms. I feel an ALiM coming on...--Nallan (Talk) 14:10, 21 May 2008 (BST)

undec. - make it lol and try me again, if its lol enough i'll let her through.--xoxo 13:49, 22 May 2008 (BST)

kill - weak. --WanYao 14:48, 24 June 2008 (BST)

keep only if picture is included first --Scotw 18:07, 29 June 2008 (BST)

keep lol reminds me of terminator 2, and we all know that was the best one.--GomerPyle41 12:26, 14 July 2008 (BST)

kill - you failed to make it lol and will now pay the ulitmate price!--xoxo 07:58, 31 July 2008 (BST)

undecided If it had a suitable pic maybe --Co fragment 14:18, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Baring Lane in Peppardville Vote on me!

Added directly to the list by User:Ramco, check the description - i'm pretty sure it is for sexual acts.--xoxo 06:42, 2 June 2008 (BST)

keep--xoxo 06:42, 2 June 2008 (BST)

Keep. Nice work Ramco.--Nallan (Talk) 06:44, 2 June 2008 (BST)

kill - i dont get it, must be an england thing, and i am too lazy to google this myself --Scotw 18:07, 29 June 2008 (BST)

Kill - Just don't get it?--GomerPyle41 12:24, 14 July 2008 (BST)

kill - not very funny. lame in fact. --WanYao 17:08, 15 July 2008 (BST)

The Eatwell Hotel Vote on me!

Perhaps this belong in ELiM???... --WanYao 16:55, 15 July 2008 (BST)

Strong Undecided. I swear this has come through here before.--Nallan (Talk) 05:52, 17 July 2008 (BST)

As nick actually...i'm really really unsure if i like this one or not. not elim tho.--xoxo 09:17, 17 July 2008 (BST)

Undecided? This is hilarious! --WanYao 00:09, 21 July 2008 (BST)

Kill - interesting but not amusing --Co fragment 14:18, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Finlay Boulevard

You know...that WWE wrestler nicknamed "The Fighting Irishman"...you know...the old Irish dude who loves to fight. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:14, 20 July 2008 (BST)

• Weak! That's a No, eh? --WanYao 00:07, 21 July 2008 (BST)

Why not? I mean, there are already a few locations on ALiM named after famous people... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:55, 21 July 2008 (BST)

read the discussion down the bottom. It has to be an exceptionally good famous person to get into alim these days. Anything WWE relevant will not qualify. Unless it is to do with Mick Foley, as I'm sure we would get dozens (and dozens) of Keep votes for that.--CyberRead240 09:54, 21 July 2008 (BST)

Mick Foley is famous, so it'd make sense to a lot of people. But who the hell is this guy?? Seriously... You have to think about how many people will get the joke, and how many will still get it a year from now. In any event, just because you can associate it with a famous person, doesn't mean it's funny. And with famous people, personally, I just upload a photo of them and a little blub and leave it that. Like, the Orr Building, heheh. --WanYao 10:46, 21 July 2008 (BST)

Um...Finlay's the old dude who always come out to the ring with Hornswoggle, that little guy. Or almost always, anyways... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:42, 24 July 2008 (BST)

kill! The rules regarding famous people have been changed and now that is not a legitimate reason for an entry to be on the list. If it is funny in its own right then it can go on the list. this isn't. also go down and vote on the existing famous ppl locations to be kept/removed from ALiM.--xoxo 10:51, 21 July 2008 (BST)

Kill--Nallan (Talk) 09:56, 22 July 2008 (BST)

The Loder Museum

Up the Chud!! --WanYao 00:29, 21 July 2008 (BST)

Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 09:56, 22 July 2008 (BST)

Kill - I don't get it... DanceDanceRevolution 14:24, 22 July 2008 (BST)

Kill - as DDS.--xoxo 07:39, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Kill - no idea --Co fragment 14:18, 31 July 2008 (BST)

The Blackholler Arms

Ooops, missed... sorry...
I mean, like, you missed this location. How could you?!??!?? --WanYao 00:13, 21 July 2008 (BST)

hmmm...if it was blackholer it would be a def keep. i'm gonna go undec.--xoxo 10:55, 21 July 2008 (BST)

Ah shit. I totally read BACKholler... Sigh... Shafted. You can withdraw this... sigh... --WanYao 11:01, 21 July 2008 (BST)

BLACKHOLLER! LOLOL, GEDDIT, THEY HOLLA! HOLLA FO' A DOLLA! Look if this wiki could appreciate racist humour I would totally write an ALiM for this.--CyberRead240 09:46, 22 July 2008 (BST)

Tru dat... nigger.--Nallan (Talk) 09:56, 22 July 2008 (BST)

Kill - odd, but not really funny --Co fragment 14:18, 31 July 2008 (BST)

The Cheeke Buildings

Cheeky? Or Arsecheek? -- Cheese 22:48, 25 July 2008 (BST)

Undec--CyberRead240 08:00, 28 July 2008 (BST)

Kill - neither?--xoxo 07:39, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Kill - totally contradicting what I said for Nutt Ave, but then I think that one sounds funny --Co fragment 14:18, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 06:34, 1 August 2008 (BST)

The Read Museum

an entirely wax figure museum. I heard they ran out of plaster when trying to replicate the crotch region of this former War hero, who is confirmed to have slept with over 2000 women. 1000 of them at one time.--CyberRead240 08:00, 28 July 2008 (BST)

kill - if we still had a famous people category i'd consider it, sorry pal.--xoxo 07:39, 31 July 2008 (BST)

kill - Famous? Must be Australian, anyway, no famous peeps anymore apparently --Co fragment 14:18, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Kill - Hey Co frag, check out the username of the guy who suggested it.--Nallan (Talk) 06:34, 1 August 2008 (BST)

Baldwin Square

famous ppls??--GomerPyle41 10:17, 17 July 2008 (BST)

I'm removing this section in a second due to popular opinion so no.--xoxo 07:00, 20 July 2008 (BST)

Nooooooos ... The Baldwins!!! Come on... --WanYao 00:09, 21 July 2008 (BST)

Ledger Avenue in Dakerstown & Ledger Row in Lukinswood

Kill, like he did to himself LOLOLOLOLOLOL--xoxo 07:19, 20 July 2008 (BST)

Kill. I lolled out loud, though.--Nallan (Talk) 09:52, 22 July 2008 (BST)

Kill - As location descriptions are non-existant --Co fragment 13:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Gervais Lane in Reganbank

Kill--xoxo 07:19, 20 July 2008 (BST)

Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 09:52, 22 July 2008 (BST)

Kill - For being annoying --Co fragment 13:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Kill - Gervais isn't funny, nor amusing, in the any way --Blanemcc 14:22, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Methringham Bank

Meth! --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | CC | UC | P! | W!} 00:13, 15 August 2008 (BST)

Keep. Didn't get it at first.--Nallan (Talk) 06:33, 15 August 2008 (BST)

Ham? fill me in coz i don geddit.--xoxo 14:11, 15 August 2008 (BST)

Meth ring. As in drug syndicate. He explains it below this somewhere...--Nallan (Talk) 14:30, 15 August 2008 (BST)

yeah i got that. i just don't see what ham is doing there. if that's all it is i'm going kill. (and the same for the other 2 locations)--xoxo 02:08, 16 August 2008 (BST)

kill - grasping at straws here --WanYao 10:35, 17 August 2008 (BST)

kill Just weak --Co fragment 13:19, 18 August 2008 (BST)

kill--CyberRead240 11:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Methringham Boulevard

Meth! --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | CC | UC | P! | W!} 00:13, 15 August 2008 (BST)

Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 06:33, 15 August 2008 (BST)

kill -- still grasping at straws --WanYao 10:36, 17 August 2008 (BST)

Kill As above --Co fragment 13:20, 18 August 2008 (BST)

kill--CyberRead240 11:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Methringham Alley Railway Station

Meth ring. XD. --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | CC | UC | P! | W!} 00:10, 15 August 2008 (BST)

Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 06:33, 15 August 2008 (BST)

kill - moar grasping at straws --WanYao 10:35, 17 August 2008 (BST)

Kill Still weak --Co fragment 13:20, 18 August 2008 (BST)

Clift Drive

Only coz when i first saw it i thought it said clit drive...--xoxo 09:31, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 11:37, 21 August 2008 (BST)

kill--CyberRead240 11:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)

kill -- Laaaaaame. --WanYao 09:31, 8 September 2008 (BST)

Heighmore Library

If only we followed the advice of the librarians and art teachers.--xoxo 09:31, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Undecided although I might be swayed ;) --Nallan (Talk) 11:37, 21 August 2008 (BST)

c'arn you fucking shit licking bitch.--xoxo 11:40, 21 August 2008 (BST)

oooh. Almost had me!--Nallan (Talk) 11:43, 21 August 2008 (BST)

kill--CyberRead240 11:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)

kill - epically weak --WanYao 09:32, 8 September 2008 (BST)

Stocker Lane

A no brainer! --WanYao 09:34, 8 September 2008 (BST)

It is also right beside the Chubb Building and Coker Lane. Not to mentioned the slightly suggestive Pilcher Avenue. Darvall is sooooo the epic winner for most amazingly Amusing suburb! --WanYao 18:43, 8 September 2008 (BST)

I don't get it. Kill unless the explanation pleases me.--Nallan (Talk) 10:31, 9 September 2008 (BST)

One more plug for Darvall or "The Chud" and you're off the page, i have that power...don't make me use it.--xoxo 13:00, 9 September 2008 (BST)

STALKER Lane, silly. And Darvall is TEH WINNANGIST!! Seriously, you guys have a lot lame ALiM locations, but totally pass over some of the BEST. This one rawks. If it's not added, you's suxxor, fer reelz. :PPP I mean, vague sexual innuendo vs. genuine punniness... I'm trying to help ALiM actually be funnier... By adding more of the latter. --WanYao 21:15, 10 September 2008 (BST)

Well - to each his own - I have to disagree and stand by my kill. "Stocker" just isn't "stalker", no matter how you look at it.--Nallan (Talk) 05:44, 11 September 2008 (BST)

It might be the accent? If you try and say stocker in an american accent it sounds like stalker, but over here they sound totally dif. Soz pal, kill.--xoxo 07:18, 11 September 2008 (BST)

Stocker and Stalker sound identical in Canadian and US english. And IMO it's Stocker as in "stawker", not Stoker as in Bram Stoker (which rhymes with poker) -- which are different. --WanYao 11:18, 11 September 2008 (BST)

i like it but i don't take it as 'stalker' rather, 'stock her lane', something i would gladly do.--GomerPyle41 07:49, 15 September 2008 (BST)

It's not Stoker (as in Bram) here, it's Stocker (rhymes with Rocker or Cock....er). But yeah we'll see how the voting plays out, bitch.--xoxo 08:36, 15 September 2008 (BST)

And Rocker and Cocker rhyme exactly with stalker... --WanYao 08:59, 24 September 2008 (BST)

really? hmmm....stalker not exactly but is closer to porker (as in pig) or fork-er. Yeah how do those sound to you? :P --xoxo 04:04, 25 September 2008 (BST)

It's an 'or' sound not a 'o' sound. St-or-ka = Stalker :P --xoxo 04:20, 26 September 2008 (BST)

That's cuz you talk all fucked up... :P --WanYao 06:00, 28 September 2008 (BST)

At least we aren't sucking up to the americans by trying to talk like them, could you sink any lower wan? --xoxo 12:23, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Reviewed and Kept

Lovering Avenue Vote on me!

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep what is not funny about the love ring? --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

kill, sorry scotty.--xoxo 07:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)

keeeeeeep --WanYao 10:39, 17 August 2008 (BST)

keeeeeeeeeep--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 11:14, 25 August 2008 (BST)

The Lovering Monument Vote on me!

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep insert joke from above! --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

kill insert apology from above!--xoxo 07:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)

keep - hell yeah --WanYao 10:39, 17 August 2008 (BST)

keeeeeeepeeeeeee --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 11:14, 25 August 2008 (BST)

the Whatmore Building Vote on me!

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

weak kill i dunno about this one --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

weak keep - b/c for some reason i think what? MORE! is amusing and it makes me chuckle.. --WanYao 09:21, 24 June 2008 (BST)

weak keep, but keep none the less - as scotw.--xoxo 07:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)

keep - this is actually amusing --WanYao 10:38, 17 August 2008 (BST) c'mon Wanny if you're gonna vote twice at least use a different sig...--xoxo 12:39, 17 August 2008 (BST)

keep - what, more keep votes??? --WanYao 12:41, 17 August 2008 (BST) :P struck. --WanYao 12:42, 17 August 2008 (BST)

lol, nice cover up ;) --xoxo 12:44, 17 August 2008 (BST)

Kill--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 11:14, 25 August 2008 (BST)

KeepWhat more could you want?--Surfraptor 11:34, 9th October 2008 (EST)

The Fowle Museum

A Fowl is a bird. Not an insult. See Foul. -- Cheese 15:33, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 2 August 2008 (BST)

Kill - maybe we need a BLiM, bird locations in Malton...LOLOLLOL--xoxo 04:46, 2 August 2008 (BST)

KEEP! - it's a fucking BIRD museum, CHICKENS plucka plucka... this is awesome! keep it or die! --WanYao 10:41, 17 August 2008 (BST)

WTF!!11!!ON3! DETH THRETS ON DIS WIKIZ!? OMGZ VANDALPLZ--CyberRead240 11:15, 25 August 2008 (BST)

Kill - Just not very funny --Co fragment 08:17, 20 August 2008 (BST)

Kill--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 11:14, 25 August 2008 (BST)

Keep - I'm with WanYao - BWAAAAK! B'GWAAAACK!! Blackboard 15:43, 26 August 2008 (BST) (And add to ELiM.)(...also I just touched up the page a bit.)

Yeah i've changed by mind, keep but move out of insluts.--xoxo 04:56, 27 August 2008 (BST)

Moved from Insults to JPB--xoxo 04:44, 26 September 2008 (BST)

Lay Road Police Department Vote on me!

Nah. -- Cheese 15:33, 24 June 2008 (BST)

keep--CyberRead240 15:48, 24 June 2008 (BST)

keep - a good description could do wonders for this --Scotw 19:54, 24 June 2008 (BST)

kill--Nallan (Talk) 10:03, 14 July 2008 (BST)

keep - lay, lol.--xoxo 07:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)

kill - meh --WanYao 10:40, 17 August 2008 (BST)

Undecided - if it had a funny description maybe --Co fragment 08:16, 20 August 2008 (BST)

Kill--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 11:14, 25 August 2008 (BST)

Club Mold

Don't get it either. -- Cheese 15:01, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Kill--CyberRead240 15:48, 24 June 2008 (BST)

keep - i always liked this one --Scotw 19:54, 24 June 2008 (BST)

keep--Nallan (Talk) 10:03, 14 July 2008 (BST)

keep - a classic alim.--xoxo 07:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)

keep - hell yeah --WanYao 10:40, 17 August 2008 (BST)

Peacock Road

--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 2 August 2008 (BST)

It's not great, but while we've got a collection of cocks i'm gonna say keep.--xoxo 04:46, 2 August 2008 (BST)

weak keep - has other meanings besides sounding like cock. --WanYao 10:42, 17 August 2008 (BST)

maybe in canadia..._{misspelling intentional}--xoxo 13:18, 17 August 2008 (BST)

It's what someone does when they get all dressed up and/or are strutting their stuff to attract a member of the opposite sex... And it's not a canadianism... --WanYao 13:49, 17 August 2008 (BST)

Weak Keep - It's a cock location, that's just about enough --Co fragment 08:18, 20 August 2008 (BST)

Hardyman Library

Its not that funny really. -- Cheese 15:33, 24 June 2008 (BST)

keep--CyberRead240 15:48, 24 June 2008 (BST)

keep - not the funniest thing, whatever --Scotw 19:54, 24 June 2008 (BST)

keep--Nallan (Talk) 10:03, 14 July 2008 (BST)

Club Hardyman

Not really funny. -- Cheese 15:33, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Keep see;Gay Bar. It's funny because of the description potential.--CyberRead240 15:48, 24 June 2008 (BST)

keep - because i love the gays --Scotw 19:54, 24 June 2008 (BST)

keep--Nallan (Talk) 10:03, 14 July 2008 (BST)

Bythesea Auto Repair

I don't get it. -- Cheese 15:01, 24 June 2008 (BST)

By the sea. This one only just scraped in, and I voted kill at the time.--CyberRead240 15:48, 24 June 2008 (BST)

keep strange enough for me --Scotw 19:54, 24 June 2008 (BST)

keep! - one of ma favvies.--xoxo 09:34, 2 July 2008 (BST)

keep--Nallan (Talk) 10:03, 14 July 2008 (BST)

Maybee Cinema

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

maybe, JK - keep!--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep silly --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Keep - Suppose so. -- Cheese 10:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep --WanYao 09:28, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Wooman Towers

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Wooman Boulevard

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Wooman Avenue Railway Station

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep how many of these are there? --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

The Spong Building

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

lol spong = spastic mong--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep if this gets removed i am sponging everyone --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Keep - Just because Spong sounds funny. -- Cheese 10:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Keep - I made a mental note to come online tonight just to vote for this. Spong is incredible.--CyberRead240 12:28, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Reviewed and Deleted

The Self Hotel Vote on me!

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep, it's interesting.--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep there are many things that you can do by yourself in a hotel --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Kill - Nah. Not that funny. -- Cheese 10:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Kill meh --WanYao 10:38, 17 August 2008 (BST)

Kill--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 11:14, 25 August 2008 (BST)

General Discussion

New Featured Template

I've made you a new featured location template since the old one was screwing with the editing sections. I've customised a newsbox similar to one on the Main Page so all you need to do is swap the location name and the description as needed. I can see what you were trying to do with the old one (copying the Wikipedia one) but that doesn't let you work with the sections properly. This one will and the handy edit link will take you right to the template so you can change it. Give me a shout if you need some help with it. -- Cheese 17:04, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Thanks!--Nallan (Talk) 06:37, 26 June 2008 (BST)

welcome back Nallan, how was your temporary purgatory? --Scotw 08:53, 26 June 2008 (BST)

More like permanent LOL!--xoxo 09:25, 26 June 2008 (BST)

Thanks Scotty. It was ok. I was alright for the first few hours, but by the time I'd done the full 24 I was a real mess - shivering in the corner of my room, eating my own excrement, staring up at the white screen of UDWIKI mocking me... Uh yeah... No I was fine.--Nallan (Talk) 09:34, 26 June 2008 (BST)

Stuff

I wrote a history for one of the locations, see what you think: Cockayne Grove Police Department--Dr Mycroft Chris 08:59, 12 June 2008 (BST)

Pretty good - i might give it a once over as i find sometimes its hard to get what you mean. I like it though, get cracking on more alim histories! Also if you make a history please put the location in italics on the list so others know that this location isn't a stub. If it is super lol submit it here and we'll decide if it's bold worthy, who knows, one day one of you locations could rise to be the mighty alim featured location!!--xoxo 09:27, 12 June 2008 (BST)

Thanks & will do your other suggestions as well!--Dr Mycroft Chris 18:13, 12 June 2008 (BST)

Nice work, dude! Hope to see more of your work around the place. Feel free to vote on the locations under voting on this page.--Nallan (Talk) 06:05, 13 June 2008 (BST)

That's all the encouragement I needed...he he he--Dr Mycroft Chris 03:22, 14 June 2008 (BST)

New History

Tryme's new history posted--Dr Mycroft Chris 21:29, 14 June 2008 (BST)

"It's said that if a "employee" were particularly hideous, and were willing to work "on the cheap," as it were, they would ply the customers with that concoction, "The Greek Special," mentioned previously. Blinded to the truth, none were the wiser...just like modern phone sex operators."

I actually lolled.--Nallan (Talk) 08:46, 15 June 2008 (BST)

Quality Control

Okay, i basically want to deal with the issue several parties who would rather remain anonymous have brought up with me - that ALiM is not selective enough and what could be a asset to the wiki is just a indiscriminate list of junk. As humour/humor is subjective everyone will feel different as to what is lol and i like having an extensive alim that people can peruse and find what they find funny on it. However i do agree that the page is a bit of a messy list. We've tried to categorise but some sections are still unwieldy.

My proposition is that we make more ELiM style subpages with less lolicious locations of them and try to split the locations up further into more narrow categories. Also i think tenuously amusing locations should be moved down the page and the top section should be reserved for the most lolworthy locations so that random viewers of the page see the best alim has to offer easily.

Anyway what does everyone else think? Does something need to be done? And if so what do we think of my idea/what are other people's ideas?--xoxo 05:12, 19 June 2008 (BST)

I'm relatively new in these parts, but I think it would be simpler to have a "Best Of" at the top of the ALiM page. Any interested parties can submit their top 10 or 20 and ultimately there would be a top 50. We could even have a special template for this top tier of locations, "The Golden Banana Award," as voted by our peers--Dr Mycroft Chris 06:25, 19 June 2008 (BST)

...OR you could have each category with ONLY the top 10 still listed on the ALiM front page, continuing with a link @ section to the sub-page that lists the rest of 'em for those who are really interested--Dr Mycroft Chris 03:47, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Or you could strip out the crap (90%+ of your list). You are including the curious and quirky when they arent even funny. Here is a breif list of unfunny names culled from your list, funnily enough, they comprise the first four entries i read, but enough to make my point:

1. Club Hardyman
2. Hardy Row
3. Hardyman Library
4. The Hardy Building

I suggest you look up hardy in the dictionary

You seem to be including things because they could, if you misread the word, and altered its meaning, have something to do with an erection. Whoop de fucking do. You want things like Strange Bank and Evill Avenue. Those are genuinely amusing. Cut out the useless unfunny infantile crap. Please. Just because you think its funny doesnt make it so. While humour is indeed subjective, there are certain things most, if not all people, would agree is funny. Thats the stuff that should be on the list, not every little quirk and misunderstanding and grasping desperate stretch you have on there now. --The Grimch ^{U! E! WAT!} 04:26, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Funnily enough, I think Club Hardyman is funnier than both of the locations you mentioned. So there goes your theory. Also can I just say I'm sick of Douch Streets coming on here and knocking the list without even voting on additions or review. How fucking straightforward can I make this: If you don't think something's funny, PUT IT UP FOR FUCKING REVIEW! It's because of non-voters like you that stuff you don't think is funny gets on the list.--Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Grim, the whole idea of ALIM is very, very effective. Those who care about the list will contribute to it, those who don't wont, and those who come on here complaining about the quality of a list that they don't contribute to will just look fucking stupid. If you really care about this list so much, have a go at putting some locations under review, vote on the locations currently up for consideration and generally contribute to the quality potential that the list has, or you will end up looking like a life member of Club Backholer.--CyberRead240 11:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)

My opinions on the failings of democracy are quite well known. Rule of the stupid will always out (True on every stage, which is why campaigns that promote fear are so effective in politics). Thats why i dont vote here, because it wont make a difference. I tried to offer fair criticsm of your operation, and offer a suggestion to improve things (Focus on the universal funny), but it has been soundly ignored in favour of namecalling. I do, however, find it interesting how you all have decided to take this as some kind of attack on your little clique. Until this reprisal i wasnt entirely certain there was one. --The Grimch ^{U! E! WAT!} 11:56, 20 June 2008 (BST)

I don't consider this a clique whatsoever, I logged in and found that you had decided to name things that you thought were not funny, and what you thought was funny, and I guess you supposed that we would all agree. Well, I don't, irrespective of what the others say.(Hell, I don't even contribute to this list other than the occasional entry I come across in game, and some subsequent votes as a result of already being on the page). I am an advocate of promoting a universal funny, as opposed to placing every location with a word that sounds kinda like another word. What I was attacking was your willful ignorance of the democratic system we have in place here. Do you think that if you were to vote on this page, then another person who sees you as an important member of the community may decide to have a look. He might vote too, maybe a few more well known wiki users will participate and then we have a real representation of the UDWiki community. So, I think, that because of your status, you're vote WOULD mean something. Imagine if you added the template?

Oh, I don't think you enjoy backholing, I was just offering something different from Nicks usual Douch Street at Boxys expense. Didn't expect it to be taken as a serious attempt at name calling.--CyberRead240 12:05, 20 June 2008 (BST)

I didn't want to add to much at one time but....often it is the description of the locations that are the reasoning behind their inclusion, eg, Club Hardyman being a Malton Gay Bar.--CyberRead240 12:07, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Wow, reading this section was more fun than the article itself. ha-ha. --~~~~ [talk] 16:37, 30 June 2008 (BST)

Wet Hair

This isn't really to do with ALiM but i have wet hair coz i walked home from the city in the rain.--xoxo 16:45, 20 June 2008 (BST)

wear a hat next time you crazy beatnik --Scotw 19:19, 20 June 2008 (BST)

beatnik? I was wearing a suit! Well sort of, button up shirt, suit pants and suit jacket. But yeah - keep for the hat suggestion.--xoxo 02:59, 21 June 2008 (BST)

Houston, we have a Nav Bar

Nice work team! Any alterations can be discussed here.--xoxo 09:20, 20 May 2008 (BST)

Popularity

From "Most linked to pages":

136. Amusing Locations in Malton ‎(561 links)

Heck yes!--Nallan (Talk) 12:32, 19 May 2008 (BST)

dammit, i am only 173rd, i need to catch up. i cant let an amusing list be more popular than me. --Scotw 20:33, 20 May 2008 (BST)

Well... I was #1 on that list a while ago. I go up and down but I mostly stay at 1. Check my userpage for proof...--Nallan (Talk) 06:23, 26 May 2008 (BST)

lolfag.--xoxo 11:38, 28 May 2008 (BST)

Nav Bar Continued

look at this crazy thing i threw together in five minutes --Scotw 17:58, 17 May 2008 (BST)

Lol. I like it. --Nitro378 ^{T JNL} 19:24, 17 May 2008 (BST)

Although using boxy's navbar would be super lol, that is totally awesome! so yeah, anyone disagree? if not we can start adding the links we want.--xoxo 02:15, 18 May 2008 (BST)

Very nice. The grey at the top would have to go, though. I guess you intended that. Maybe all the one orange and then a slightly darker orange for borders? Great work, Scotty!--Nallan (Talk) 08:11, 18 May 2008 (BST)

I working on one in my sandbox that is similar to what nick suggested (although i changed the orange to a more yellowy colour) - i cut out one row of the links but we need to decide what we want to link coz the DEM one has way more stuff then we need. I thinking:

• ALiM as the top link as it is in scotty's
• Great Fire, Sir Dick Longman and The Arkham Sisters listed low down as similar projects
• death rattled and ELiM higher up as subpages
• and maybe some of the better location pages mentioned aswell. Anything else we can think of?--xoxo 10:24, 18 May 2008 (BST)

With how you mentioned some of the better locations, you could have a row of recently featured ALiMs. And will this navbar just have every item in the "See Also" section of ALiM? As in: 2 Cool, Malton Electric, etc. Is everyone ok with this?--Nallan (Talk) 10:33, 18 May 2008 (BST)

yeah i think it should - but in a smaller size section to the sub pages such as ELiM, death rattle and any future pages we create (eg seperating UD rel)--xoxo 11:06, 18 May 2008 (BST)

What do y'all reckon? Nick and I both like it alot however i wouldn't mind getting rid of the bottom line altogether. What do people think? Keep it with featured and ex-featured locations, remove that line altogether or put something else there (such as a list of the main contributors ;) ;) )?? --xoxo 12:55, 18 May 2008 (BST)

i think the formatting you have there looks good. however i think the color in the top line would look better if it were a slightly darker orange look here and see how it is a slightly darker gray than the rest. --Scotw 13:52, 18 May 2008 (BST)

Done. I tried it even darker but it looked stupid. What do you reckon about the links? s'ok?--xoxo 08:32, 19 May 2008 (BST)

It's Up! - Check here.--xoxo 12:41, 19 May 2008 (BST)

Awesome. Team spirit!--Nallan (Talk) 12:45, 19 May 2008 (BST)

ELiM subpage

Created! --xoxo 12:32, 11 May 2008 (BST)

Nav Bar

I think ALiM needs a navigation bar (if you don't know what i mean look at User:Nallan) at the top of every ALiM page/subpage/related page with all the big links there. This would encourage people to browse through the dif hilarious pages rather then have to rely on them reading the tiny 'other amusing shizzle' section at the bottom of most of the pages. Someone with wiki skills like airborne could (hopefully) be contracted to do this but i wanna hear what other ALiMers think about the idea.--xoxo 12:32, 11 May 2008 (BST)

Agreed--CyberRead240 12:50, 12 May 2008 (BST)

why create one when we can just steal one and change it to our liking --Scotw 18:57, 12 May 2008 (BST)

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!--Nallan (Talk) 07:54, 13 May 2008 (BST)

I like the way you ALiMers think...Nick, you're in charge of hunting down a sooper kewl one and stealing it (not your one...no offense but its fug).--xoxo 08:46, 14 May 2008 (BST)

what do you think about stealing these nav bars?

• my personal favorite
• simple design
• i just like red
• something different
• definately change the color of this one
• might as well steal a nav of a contributor to the list
• New - smaller one
• New - another quality one
• New - possibility of having the bouncing boobs gif in this one

i will continue to post anything interesting i see --Scotw 18:12, 14 May 2008 (BST)

• newest added 5/17

I like the second one the best out of those three. I don't like the third one, though. Sorry AnimeSucks. I'm thinking the navbar would have to be that orange colour we've used in the ALiM template so that it all matches nicely.--Nallan (Talk) 07:25, 15 May 2008 (BST)

Nice hunting! The first one would be too hard coz its actually slightly different on each page - just a generic one to slab on the top of each page would be easiest - 3rd is not up my alley so i'm tending towards second. Any other candidates?--xoxo 08:36, 15 May 2008 (BST)

How about a nav bar containing the bouncing boobs .gif?--CyberRead240 09:55, 16 May 2008 (BST)

added more interesting proposals, i am also intrigued by a bouncing boob nav --Scotw 01:16, 17 May 2008 (BST)

I like the Lemonhead one maybe in orange. That last one is shit, though. The creator must have some degree of downs syndrome. jk everone... or am I?--Nallan (Talk) 02:24, 17 May 2008 (BST)

lemonheads is nice and we can add a lot of links a long the bottom - and yeah the boob image would be a great addition as well as luring unsuspecting horny wiki users to ALiM...--xoxo 02:49, 17 May 2008 (BST)

Shutup nick. Your sig doesn't even work on PCs. Either does my user page, but still. The moral of the story? Macs are superior.--CyberRead240 09:13, 17 May 2008 (BST)

added two more (and a crazy link to screw with people) shall i stop looking? --Scotw 10:36, 17 May 2008 (BST)

Hey, that's my page! haha. LemonHead7t7 *̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡|͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|]]| ̡̡̡ ̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡*̡͌l̡* ^{Talk/PDA/Red Rum/MOB} 06:31, 23 May 2008 (BST)

"The Boxy Incident"

What the fuck are you clowns doing now? Just because it has the name of a food it gets category spammed as amusing? Keep it up knuckleheads and I'm going to go through your lame arse category and cull out the totally unamusing crap. At the rate you're going every block in Malton is going to be in this category before the end of the year -- boxy ^{talk • i} 09:41 29 April 2008 (BST)

Well if you'd bothered to read the discussion we're talking about starting a new subpage for all the food locations and (if I had my way) removing the ALiM template from said food locations. No need to do anything drastic, now Boxy - we're peaceful folk here at ALiM.--Nallan (Talk) 09:45, 29 April 2008 (BST)

If you start categorising locations pages because they have edible names then I'm going to start the cull. It's quite simple. Your amusing category was funny for a while, but now there's over 250 entries, and they're getting lamer and lamer the more you force in there -- boxy ^{talk • i} 09:51 29 April 2008 (BST)

The thing about humour is that it's totally subjective. And, being the democracy that ALiM is, the votes indicate what the majority of people find amusing. That way, some random can't come along and stick any old crap on the list. So while you may not find some locations funny, you'd need a majority vote to get it off the list. Which brings me to my next point: if you're so against the stuff that's on the list, why not vote once in a while, or submit some locations for review? Get away from those boring admin pages for once - the fresh air will do you good :) --Nallan (Talk) 09:57, 29 April 2008 (BST)

"The thing about humour is that it's totally subjective." No fucking kidding... that's what makes this whole exercise of labeling the entire fucking city with "this is a humourous location" tags so god damn lame! I mean... the question building? Why the bloody hell does that require a category tag on it telling people that it's amusing to a couple of kids? Eh? And no, I don't want to hang around here telling you clowns what is and isn't funny every bloody day... it's obviously a lost cause. Now clean up your own act, clean out the trash from that category, and don't go creating even lamer categories to spam locations with. FFS -- boxy ^{talk • i} 12:04 29 April 2008 (BST)

RAGE QUIT BY BOXY! Awesome. Seems Nick has won the day with Boxy making an appalling excuse and ditching the conversation. --Scurley7 12:14, 29 April 2008 (BST)

Boxy, this isn't about categories. The category was originally put into the template by nick i think so every location that is added to the list gets added to the category. I personally don't give a fuck about the category, but its there, its not in anyones way and no one seems concerned by it but you, so stop whining unless you are willing to participate in the democratic process we call voting to decide what is worthy of listisation. Also, the ELiM is NOT a category, it is a subpage and if templates were added to those locations they would not link to a category. I personally think the question building is pretty funny, shame you weren't there to vote kill on it when it passed peer review.--xoxo 12:17, 29 April 2008 (BST)

Peer review? Now that's amusing -- boxy ^{talk • i} 12:25 29 April 2008 (BST)

Peer review? That's exactly what it is. Take a look at some of the people that have edited this page, i think it'll probably surprise you.--xoxo 12:27, 29 April 2008 (BST)

"...the question building? Why the bloody hell does that require a category tag on it telling people that it's amusing to a couple of kids?" The same reason a stub needs a template saying its a stub or a disambiguation page needs one telling everyone its a disambiguation page. Oh, hang on, so just because I'm 17 that means my input is somehow less valuable than yours? And since when is there only a couple of us? After a quick count of sigs on this page as of this current version I count 15 different sigs (excluding yours - and don't quote me on that number - being a kid makes my counting a little dodgy). "I don't want to hang around here telling you clowns what is and isn't funny every bloody day... it's obviously a lost cause" I hate to break it to you, but it seems like that's exactly what you're doing right now.--Nallan (Talk) 12:36, 29 April 2008 (BST)

Peer review, you say Boxy. Well I might do a little bit of simple observation (although, please do not take my 18 year olds research seriously, you older gamer you). The deletions page currently has an average of 6 to 7 votes on each page up for exile by the time they reach deletion. Sometimes more if it is a personal issue. In the peer review format, you seem to warrant this level of peer input more than enough to delete entire pages. Now, on average, the locations up for review on the ALiM page have an average of 5/6 votes by the time they reach a decision., with most being voted on by at least 4 to 5 users within the first two days of submission. To me, these seem very similar, so you really have no right to turn up your nose to our way of thinking. Go back to stroking your e-cock, your not wanted on ALiM unless you want to contribute constructively.--CyberRead240 13:01, 29 April 2008 (BST)

Amusing Locations in Monroeville?

there will be no ALiMV.--xoxo 12:56, 6 April 2008 (BST)

Penny Heights

Anyone interested in doing some creative writing could you head over to the Penny Heights talk page and chip in some ideas for a bit of a history for the suburb. I know the wiki's finest creative writers are right here at ALiM ;)--Nick 21:55, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

But seriously everyone, why don't we just revamp all the subcategories

So this is my idea. We have three categories: "Dirty Places", with the cock locations, sexual acts, sexuality, etc (those can be subcategories); "Insulting Places", with the insults; "Silly Names", for "Just Plain Bizarre"; "Play On Words", for punrony; "Random Names", for 'Interesting Locations', "Tasty Names", for food locations; and "Relevant Names" for 'Urban Dead relevant'. I think my idea is great, Y/Y? Karaburma 07:28, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

OK can you go ahead and make the changes so I can see what you mean visually. We can always revert. I'm having trouble seeing it in my head. Either edit the page itself or copy over to your sandbox and link me to it. Thanks.--Nick 08:34, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

I didn't understand what you're suggesting, Karaburma --~~~~ [talk] 19:50, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

Neither does anyone. And he's being lazy....draft your plan!!--xoxo 11:06, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

Amusing Locations in Monroeville?

Should there be a page for funnily named places in MV? ==CWisGood 09:04, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

yeah i was thinking about this. i've seen a few (ALiMV) but considering how disorganised the city mapping stuff is, that locations don't have their own pages and that its likely going to be temporary i'm gonna say no.--xoxo 09:06, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

I think once Kevan announces whether or not MV is here to stay, and if it is then once location pages are up and running then we can make a decision on ALiMV ;)--Nick 09:12, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Just few examples of Monroeville Clubs: Club Kitchen, Club Sweet, Club Camp, Club Quick, Club Null, Club Merrilees, Club Root, Club Hattery, Club Guy. Ok, enough for now. --~~~~ [talk] 20:35, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

So...what's the scoop on Monroeville buildings? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:36, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

I guess we could set up a page, but it seems kinda pointless as the city's closing soon... I mean yeah we'd still have all the locations on file but you couldn't visit them.--Nallan (Talk) 22:38, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

But I highly doubt Kevan's gonna close Monroeville until it's 100% under zombie control. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:39, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Mmm... yeah. Do all the Monroeville locations have their own pages yet?--Nallan (Talk) 22:43, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Apparently not. You'll need to find another way for this... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:48, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

I'm strongly against this. we could make a page that just lists them but MV is pretty lame so fuck it. Malton FTW.--xoxo 06:49, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

Um...Peacock PD? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:23, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

Penny Heights

Anyone interested in doing some creative writing could you head over to the Penny Heights talk page and chip in some ideas for a bit of a history for the suburb. I know the wiki's finest creative writers are right here at ALiM ;)--Nick 21:55, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

I made this

What do you think?

	Great Fire of 1912
	This template commemorates those who lost their lives and livelihoods in the tragedy that was the Great Fire of 1912.

--Nallan (Talk) 10:12, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

its gay--CyberRead240 10:18, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

read's right. make it the right size (ie the same size as all my other templates). and while your at it make the 2 Cool template the right size. I didn't actually read the writing so i think i'll do that now...--xoxo 10:25, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

No. You can't see the pic if it's smaller. You can go find a different pic for it if you want it smaller. I'll do the 2 Cool one later... maybe.--Nallan (Talk) 09:45, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

get a better pic then...moron ;) (get the reference :P)--xoxo 07:05, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

I'ma say no coz I'm fine with how the template looks as it is. You find a better pic. And yeah good reference.--Nallan (Talk) 22:37, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

You should make a template with two hairy men riding bareback on each other, while wearing leather clad attire in a dark dungeon with the soul purpose of inflicting pain for pleasure, and it would be more straight than that gay template.--CyberRead240 07:16, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

What the hell is your problem?? ^ --Nitro378 15:30, 1 April 2008 (BST)

Aids..... But to be truthful, we are bbfls. We go to school together, We play in a band together, we have most classes together and have known each other very well for almost half our lives, including all of our teenage years. Mere ribbing between best mates. Nothing to be alarmed about, haha. Im not that much of a spastic to people,really.....--CyberRead240 15:36, 1 April 2008 (BST)

Oh... Right. Well ok then, carry on ;-) -- Nitro378 15:41, 1 April 2008 (BST)

oh you already replied :(. Now my message on your page is redundant. Gay template though, don't you think??? haha.--CyberRead240 15:44, 1 April 2008 (BST)

Yeah you're a dick, read! Thanks for sticking up for me Nitro.--Nallan (Talk) 04:37, 2 April 2008 (BST)

UD fans, ATTACK!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OisZmSSP4xs&feature=related
I don't recommend that you watch past the first part, as it is the same annoying crap at least up until where I stopped watching somewhere in part 2. I'm actually lost for words with this one. There is just too much wrong with this vid. Check it out and feel free to post abusive comments.--Nallan (Talk) 04:58, 2 April 2008 (BST)

Fucking idiots.--CyberRead240 05:13, 2 April 2008 (BST)

I didnt even watch past the bit where they laughed that "fuckyou123" was taken...--Nitro378 07:43, 2 April 2008 (BST)

Oh it gets worse. At one point, they pronounce Crescent wrong. I think thats right after they make about 10 reading blunders in a row, and right before they fail to understand the geography of a four way gridded map.--CyberRead240 07:46, 2 April 2008 (BST)

Pah. Idiots, can't live with them, could live without them. --Nitro378 18:42, 2 April 2008 (BST)

Strong Kill no really. Kill them--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 09:22, 3 April 2008 (BST)

Agreed. This nerfs intelligence. --CWisGood 09:30, 3 April 2008 (BST)

We need to remove some of this crap

WARNING: This page is 41(+3) kilobytes long; some browsers may have problems editing pages approaching or longer than 32kb. Please consider breaking the page into smaller sections.

do your part and make sure you have voted on everything. only terrorists dont vote on everything are you a terrorist? --Scotw 18:07, 29 June 2008 (BST)

No... :| --Nallan (Talk) 07:00, 30 June 2008 (BST)

Well the wet hair thing has to stay, that is important and ALiM relevant.--xoxo 08:26, 30 June 2008 (BST)

The Man's trying to get me down

over at Poulet Place. I think i see a vicious arbies battle on the horizon!--xoxo 01:25, 5 July 2008 (BST)

I lolled so fucking hard.--Nallan (Talk) 01:42, 8 July 2008 (BST)

Skirtz, or whatever his silly name is, is from Quebec and is a francophone... I think he's a fucking clown, personally... But I'm down with his edit. Don't be a jerk, okay, calling the French stupid is just jerkish... Zangz brazzahz, merci mes amis, etc etc... :P --WanYao 10:53, 21 July 2008 (BST)

Get Rid of Famous People Category

Yes/No? If it goes what do we do with Norris Bank? Is it worthy of staying? Thoughts ppl.--Nallan (Talk) 10:04, 14 July 2008 (BST)

Famous people category sucks harder than Cyberbob at a boy scouts camp. Remove plz.--CyberRead240 10:06, 14 July 2008 (BST)

hmmm a pertinent question Nicholas. I think it should but Norris Bank should remain in jpb. ledger st or whatever it is brings in the lulz for me too, maybe i'm just a sadistic asshole...--xoxo 10:02, 17 July 2008 (BST)

OK i'm removing the section and putting the locations in JPB pending review.--xoxo 07:13, 20 July 2008 (BST)

These mostly aren't funny. As I've said, if has humour potential, what I do is upload a pic of the person with a funny blurb. Maybe one can do a funny write up... But unless it's actually amusing somehow ... It doesn't belong here. Like, Norris Bank? Almost good enough, very weak, but close... --WanYao 10:51, 21 July 2008 (BST)

Yeah the cat is gone, now go vote on them instead of spamming recent changes with your poulet related edits ;) Also whats this about the chud? i can't say i fully understand...--xoxo 11:04, 21 July 2008 (BST)

ALiMv

Doods! Have you seen this shiz?. Scroll down. I for one was surprised when that popped up on RC.--xoxo 10:02, 17 July 2008 (BST)

Yeah, the ALIM page cracked me up, so I had to make a start on Monroeville, hope the city doesn't get shut down anytime soon.. I'll sort a full page out once I'm done, should be soon. BTW, keep the Norris Bank, easily the funniest picture--Co fragment 10:25, 18 July 2008 (BST)

Well, seeing as MV reopened, and half the work is already done, I'm now for ALiMv. My personal faves from Co fragment's list:

• Stoner Place
• Booz Boulevard
• Crooks Bank
• Coble Street
• Take Way School
• Club Bush
• Fankboner Walk

anyway, very nicely done - but what do you propose would be done if you were to make it public? I mean like with voting and stuff. Are you making it public?--Nallan (Talk) 11:07, 18 July 2008 (BST)

Since Co-Frag's put so much effort into the list and i personally cbf i reckon we should make a ALiMv page and put the alim nav on it (and it on the alim nav) but allow him to manage it alone. thoughts?--xoxo 07:27, 19 July 2008 (BST)

Agreed, he can decide whether or not he wants help, if that's the path he chooses to take.--Nallan (Talk) 06:04, 20 July 2008 (BST)

I have to admit I'm pretty lazy, I'm on UD most days but the wiki maybe once or twice a week (I try and keep the Clatworthy Arms up and running though), but seeing as how an ALiMv page is going to have less traffic through due to it's lower population and far fewer locations with link-able pages I'll try to look after it. I'm totally fine with it if anyone wants to start on page construction - I was thinking of putting a bare bones version later this week. It makes sense to build the page similar to the fine ALiM page with similar discussion on votes, etc.--Co fragment 10:09, 21 July 2008 (BST)

Someone suggested ALiMv awhile back but as monroeville was temporary we didn't bother. I cbf running a full effort page for monroe but i say we throw together an alim-like page for the monroeville locations (subpage it so the A/D crew dont get us down) and just let it chillax there.--xoxo 10:56, 21 July 2008 (BST)

ALiMv is created!--xoxo 10:32, 28 July 2008 (BST)