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We want to host a Festival of Screaming Death in Stickling Mall. Invite a horde, so there's a full choir of moaning outside: inside, we eviscerate, shoot and punch, and see how many will jump out of the windows to escape. Our objectives are pretty much the same as PK (RK/GK) groups go. The invitation? Every PKer in Malton for a 9 day massacre ...give Shearbank the reputation it deserves finally. --Shearbank Anarchy Cell 10:04, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

Zergers 4 Lyfe

Hay guys, what's going on in this zerger group? -- Laughing Man 00:45, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Prove it or Piss Off! Whining little bitches.--Headless gunner W! 20:21, 25 January 2008 (UTC)


this: Ewan McStarley said "common Karloth you fucking yank...

Yank? I'm insulted. Bunch of varmits and curs, the lot of you. --Karloth Vois RR 16:33, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Any one home?

So are you guys kicking it around Shearbank? Lately I have been walking around and finding none of you guys except for a few people hiding just beyond the Shearbank boarders. So what I'm saying is are you still around, or have you moved on to another suburb? --Annun 11:48, 3 October 2007 (BST)

You guys are called the "Democratic Armed Republic of Independent Suburbs", you don't have to operate in just one suburb. Supergodzilla2090 6:54, 3 October 2007 (BST)

Doesn't that defeat the purpose of saying they own Shearbank? and that no one else is aloud in?--Annun 16:59, 4 October 2007 (BST)

Maybe they realized when they read their own manifesto "the past must stay in the past" meant that they ought to just forget about their b.s. revival.--The Envoy 16:45, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

D.A.R.I.S. sould be more active on the wiki!--Supergodzilla2090 4:07, 2 November 2007 (CST)

Change in Status

So, you guys are basically a Zed group now, right?--The Envoy 21:42, 26 August 2007 (BST)

Whatever it takes to get the job done. But no, not all of us have begun wandering the streets. Plenty of us are still living. --A whale's vagina 20:59, 7 September 2007 (BST)
Yeah. Right. While not many living, there are plenty of eyes in Shearbank providing witness to your "presence." So I guess the non zeds are ghosts?--The Envoy 02:37, 8 September 2007 (BST) to loud and they may find you. --A whale's vagina 21:38, 8 September 2007 (BST)
Yeah, every body they drop now has 5 syringes waiting for it, kinda like when they dropped me yesterday. Face it, this D.A.R.I.S. is impotent and an embarrassment to the original DARIS.--The Envoy 13:33, 10 September 2007 (BST)
Oh, and another thing, how badass can D.A.R.I.S. be if their "members" get revenge for comments on this board in game, but can't even carry DARIS ID in their profile? Lots of people want to off the Envoy, and it took me a few mintues staring at the screen to figure out what War Criminal was talking about.--The Envoy 20:38, 11 September 2007 (BST)

I Just Don't Get It...

Now, I don't really have much of stake in this either way, though as an information broker, I would like some clarification. Maybe a few hours before LUE hit Shearbank I was standing in the PD closest to Ranahan Library. Someone claiming to be DARIS came in and read your third article or whatever, "That entry into the suburb of Shearbank by alien nationals is as of now, unallowed, and punishable to the full extent of the law, up to and including summary execution by firing squad." Then he killed ... the generator. I don't get it. Was the generator of foreign manufacture? It's a PD, most of the people in there were locals. It just didn't make sense. I mean if the alleged DARIS member was killing the genny to help out LUE, wouldn't that be aiding and abetting an alien invasion, and said member should be purged from DARIS?--The Envoy 23:04, 17 August 2007 (BST)

None of my business, but... BURN!--Nick 11:28, 24 September 2007 (BST)


Why do you kill the outsider? You should stop murdering and help us fight against LUE. Kiling only make their number grow! After they are gone...we will leave. The New Malton Colossus is helping Shearbank!

Or maybe you don'WANT to understand. In that case. "Hey, Vito Mortis! Tasty survivor here! Yum Yum! Fresh brain!!!" —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Skritz (talkcontribs) at an unknown time.

In response to your question. While I don't want to take any credit for LUE's superb planning, we asked them to come. - Vigeous RHA 04:23, 10 August 2007 (BST)
To be fair, we were already planning on paying Stickling Mall a visit, so when you guys offered up your plan, we were glad to accept. It's always annoying when a suburb we wreck is able to actually recover... we don't seem to draw many ferals these days, so the suburbs are usually pretty safe after we leave. Win-win situation when a PKer group teams up with a zombie horde, really. Unless we eat some of you guys by accident, heh. - Brona 12:46, 10 August 2007 (BST)
This one will fail, just as the past did, 25 members that spray nothing but propaganda that incites people to hate them more? This D.A.R.I.S. no matter how many '.'s you put in the name, will fail. And I'll make sure to make my presence known to keep people like you out of places, that are the peoples to use --Slift 14:55, 10 August 2007 (BST)
LUE was already coming to Stickling, but now that the survivor are defeated, why not eat the bastard who wrecked havoc! Im dead and im a zed, thanks to you. That mean im twice as dangerous now!!! "Hey LUE! Don't leave Shearbank! There are still tasty Pker in the suburb!"--Skritz
Don't you know anything? zombies and PKer's usually work together, despite the accidental death of PKers by zeds. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 15:34, 10 August 2007 (BST)
All survivor groups claim various areas of Malton as their own. There are hundreds of PKers in this city. D.A.R.I.S. claims Shearbank as the ancestral home of all PKers of Malton as of now! You can accept it, or be crushed by them. We really don't care. We have the numbers to back up our claims and our threats. Making a plea to PKers to stop killing survivors and shoot the zombies falls on deaf ears. We live in a different world than you! --Headless gunner W! 07:21, 11 August 2007 (BST)
Zevon character to Zevon character, you certainly do live in a different world ... I haven't seen DARIS hold much of anything. It looks like biz as usual with a lot of DARIS tags; and lots of surivors blinking and going "huh?" at said tags.--The Envoy 03:23, 19 August 2007 (BST)


Look, I'm no optimist. Fact of the matter is my group wouldn't stand a chance against your numbers if you came our way (in fact it would be a bloody massacre). All I'm asking is for me and my fellow Detulux members to be allowed into Shearbank for supplies. We won't pick fights with you (which, in effect, would be like a toddler nibbling at the ankle of some deranged colossus) if you don't pick on us. We'll just leave you the hell alone. Please consider it, and don't be "assholier than thou". I doubt many groups would be this reasonable. -- S Pain, Head of Detulux Inc 14:38, 12 August 2007 (BST)

Never !...Unless you slay a thousand most strongest people with...A HERRING!-Seloth02:35, 14 August 2007 (GMT)

How about I just find you chaps a nice shrubbery? Do we have an accord? :p -- S Pain, Head of Detulux Inc 14:45, 14 August 2007 (BST)

I suggest your group find another mall to restock. There are 19 other malls in Malton. Stickling is no longer available to survivors. This is a PKer ONLY burb now. --Headless gunner W! 08:38, 15 August 2007 (BST)

Feh, we tried boss.--Unema

Eh, screw you all. We're going somewhere else, but we'll be back, one day, And when we do,we'll roll over Shearbank like a friggin' steam roller on nitro. By the way, you're doing just a fantastic job of keeping those other survivors out. Every time I've went into Shearbank there have been loads of survivors hanging around unopposed, so good work there. -- S Pain, Head of Detulux Inc 13:53, 15 August 2007 (BST)

I still reckon I could fufill Seloth's terms....if only I could find a herring........--Unema

Oh knights who say... who until formally say NIE! um, perhaps you could ask the kevan to implement herrings? until then, i'll make do with shrubberys. one higher than the other, with a little path running down the middle. Oh, the Manbagz_Zahmbahz are in your hospitals, eating all your populatz. no hard feelings or anything, we're just hungry. --Danalov 09:22, 24 August 2007 (BST)

Friendly Fire

Make sure that you know who you're killing before you kill em *cough*terminusprime*cough* -Downinflames 21:43, 13 August 2007 (BST)

An Evil Plan

This nefarious scheme aims to imprison trenchcoaters in Fort Creedy, in order to 're-educate' them. Interested? Lots of killing involved -- Bob Fortune 14:57, 16 August 2007 (BST)

Small pocket?

A SMALL pocket of resistance?... Getting facts straight... you aren't 25+ members... you are 17, And that small pocket... outnumbers you... a good 3 to 1... Also that small pocket? Is growing, quite big mind you... with revives back on the list.

...'s make the world go round by the way--Slift 09:12, 17 August 2007 (BST)

Not that I'm keeping scores or anything...

LOL In your Shearbank stealing your Lulz!

Annun here! Guess how many of you I have killed! 6! yup 6! how many of me have you killed? Guess Guess! 1! HAHAHAHAH talk about LULZ! well its 2 kills to you now... oh well...



Annun - 3

Hey Kira I haff more kills than you... but you have less deaths so we both win!

by the way read the shearbank page... Lolz your group=fail

heyyyyy... you guys gunna update your current events or what? I wanna hear your side of whats going down... I need the lulz...

damnit, someone really needs to get laid. LULZ? Man, get out of the basement.--A whale's vagina 04:52, 22 August 2007 (BST)
Hahahah I'm a channer... getting laid involves Lulz... or rather... rape... cos all 4-channers know thats funny as all hell

Its true

Kira Kasu here from The Stickling 300 me and Annun is stealing your lulz one by one you guys fall.


Kira - 2

Yep you've only killed me 2 times and I've killed 4 of you me and Annun can so kick your butts any day so don't even try, your not getting shearbank.

--Kira Kasu 11:50, 20 August 2007 (BST)

Hey, you could be thankful...

Seriously... we come back to rebuild shearbank as people who have a deep bond with the suburb and you upstarts do what? Even though a good number of zombies are still around you seem to want to add to them... Maybe you could stop being total idiots for a second and help fix up the place before we get back to the pointless battle between us? Hrm? Or would that be to... intelligent for you?--Slift 01:00, 10 September 2007 (BST)

Ahh yes! Yet another survivor pleading with PKers to just get on board with the status quo and start killing zombies and cading malls. If I had a nickle for every time I get this same old, dry plea. --Headless gunner W! 07:31, 14 September 2007 (BST)

Ah just the response i knew i'd get from a D.A.R.I.S. member. Does it EVER cross your mind that even IF you killed everyone in shearbank they'd get revived anyway? Perhaps as a zombie group you could do more damage... but not by much... As it stands you do nothing but be a slight annoyance to the innocent people of the suburb... Really you tout yourselves as high and mighty gods... and you're just some worthless gang of idiots that think they can hold a whole SUBURB to themselves. As i said, a zombie group would have been a better idea... like The R.R.S... But not by much as there are still survivors living within the area they occupy. You cant stop anyone... you're not even as powerful as the original DARIS. You do nothing even remotely important or anything... in fact, you hinder yourselves and kill yourselves more than you kill other people, claiming that you own shearbank and everyone else has to get out makes you a prime target for human and zombie aggression. Re-he-healy thought this thing through didn't you? Maybe if you tried to get more members and be covert over being all Gun-hoe you'd have gotten SOME respect...--Slift 12:44, 14 September 2007 (BST) (P.S. I don't expect a very intelligent response to this... probably something along the lines of: Blah blah, blah blah blah, stupid PKer train of though, Blah blah blah)

Dude, relax. There's no negotiating with D.A.R.I.S. They're an extremist organization. You should be thankful they give you the opportunity to practice gunning down warmbloods, practice for UrbanDead2: Power Plays in Ashes, when the survivors use neutrino rays to eradicate Malton of the animated dead, and all human factions vie for dominance.--The Envoy 17:20, 14 September 2007 (BST)

Ahhh don't sweat it Slift mah boy... I don't mind them kickin' it around Shearbank anyway and I am in the top ten wanted... ahhh how sweet am I... erhem... anyway... I did like the 're-he-healy' Dr. Cox? coodose to you son coodose! Ohhh... I have an idea! Slift meet me at the anti page!

DARIS you are fools. I doubt you have even 10 members and you hope to defeat everyone in Shearbank? That is impossible. Greegi 21:35, 23 September 2007 (BST)

There is no DARIS but DARIS, and you are not DARIS.Margaret Vainglory 21:18, 10 October 2007 (BST)


Six days to disband. After that, no compromise. Consider yourselves warned. --Katthew 18:46, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Well, well, well! Look what the cat drug back into Malton. And here I thought we were done with the likes of you forever Katthew. I saw your handywork with poor Regulator earlier. Tssk Tssk! Talk about no imagination at the kill shot. You're gotten rusty and woefully out of practice. My sources told me you were back in town two days ago , so I wasn't surprised you'd be hunting me. What, you don't recognize me? Eh? Who the hell is Headless Gunner? Who is this Regulator imposter? Very good question. Someone who knows you and your antics all too well, that's who. I even hear Desens is breathing again. I must admit to feeling a bit of nostalgia at seeing you return. I see you're still a Level 24. Hard to believe we were all so young and inexperienced back then isn't it? I see you're still Wiki and forum flaming more than actually playing your character too as usual. You always were such the drama queen and I see you haven't changed. This is my city and my group now. You've been gone far too long to know the dynamics of Malton. I on the other hand have never left and D.A.R.I.S. is mine by default since the rest of you left. I re-incarnated as Headless Gunner in December '05, about the time you left and have done quite well my second time around. Six days eh? And what may I ask will you do if I say NO? Muster the Somethingaweful team again? Can you get those numbers back to Malton I wonder? I almost want to see it happen. Somehow, I doubt it though. I'll be watching your play closely though. I hope you don't plan on coming after us with DHPD. That would be a disappointment and a mistake. I have had their number for a long time now and hate to digress. My first group after D.A.R.I.S., Brotherhood of the Reckoning managed to get over 80 DHPD accounts banned for zerging in early '06. Know then that I have no intention of disbanding D.A.R.I.S. I will bring you in however if you wish to re-join. I always did like your style, but your delivery was and still is a bit rough. Keep in mind though, I'm not your average rookie PKer. I am in fact the most experienced and senior PKer in Malton now. Join me or fight me, your choice. --Headless gunner W! 06:58, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

I demand a SA profile link that isn't banned, with a reg date before September '05 that isn't September 11, 2001, and that has "I am Headless gunner, and also a faggot" in the Occupation box. Until then, you're full of shit. Good day sir. – Nubis 15:48, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
If he can't even spell "Something Awful" right, it's pretty obvious he's lying. I mean, Jesus. --Katthew 16:34, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
I wanted to give him a chance... :unsmith: – Nubis 16:36, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
I did give them a chance. Six days. Now it seems like these "former goons" are unaware of our numbers and seem to think that they can take us on. HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :downsbravo: --Katthew 16:44, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm... it's been 6 days now. I don't see anything happening right now either. Are you going to singlehandedly take us all out? --Jake4d1 08:38, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

Not a member of DARIS, but Katthew sounds... Hmm... Unconvincing.... --Secruss 23:12, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

I'm guessing that this was nothing but smoke blowing. But Time will tell?? --Sir WV 04:28, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

Katthew, we have survive things you could not believe. Since you have gone we have endured spies, drama queens, threats from lame groups and people, text rapists, as well as real life hackers. Not much you can do that we haven't dealt with before. The people behind D.A.R.I.S. and their allies are long time veterans of UD, even if you don't recognize us. We are not amused by your ultimatum. Suggestion... Run!!! Flee while you can, or better yet just... "Time Out". It's a whole new game, the rules have changed and you better catch up before you foolishly open your mouth. You've got nothing. How many of your allies are also members of our network? We will just let you figure that out for yourself. BTW I ordered your death today. Mistress is one of my ops. The Devil's Rejects are bounty hunters, and it would appear you are on a permanent KOS list, your name comes up red. Headless gave you a choice, he speaks words of wisdom. We will continue to collect your bounty until headless tells us to stand down. Again, your choice. --Cult 24:07, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

Oh no! Not a permanent KOS! It's not like I had to put up with that ever before! You limp-dicked little pissants, you really think I'm going to be scared of that? No pubbie's ever going to intimidate me, especially not with such a fucking pathetic attempt as a "permanent KOS". --Katthew 16:34, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

This is supposed to be the new DARIS? This? At first we thought you were just talentless scrubs trying to leech off the legend of your betters, but after reading through the things you've made it's obvious you are RP emo fags as well. There's no style here, no class. You are spectacular jokes who have nothing of what made DARIS what it was. -- Laughing Man 15:21, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

Man what's with all the faggotry going on in here. Seriously now, what. --Glitchkrieg 15:33, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

Goes like this, Glitch: We make DARIS, we are awesome, we move on, bunch of pubbies try to cash in on our awesomeness, fail miserably and get defensive over the fact they have teeny-tiny wieners. --Katthew 16:43, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

The fact that you label yourself on the page as a 'former somethingawful goon' implies that you were banned. Probably for being a fucking retarded and unfunny pubbie spy on the original DARIS. Which makes me laugh. – Nubis 15:34, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

Geez! Who are all these newbie noobs coming out of the woodwork all of a sudden. Such hostility. Keep flapping those gums my little Malton sheep. Anytime you want to go toe to toe with me just say so. My past is my business so piss off. I've been flamed by much better than the likes of you before. Talk about having no style, learn how to play the dozens. Don't you idiots have something better to do? DARIS is going nowhere so deal with it and get out of my face. --Headless gunner W! 16:12, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Faggot. – Nubis 16:13, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
newbie noobs? rofflescrubz etc. --Glitchkrieg 16:21, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
hay guys whats goin on in dis wiki i heard there was punch and pie --Kuroneko 16:27, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
And the flame-war begins. Great more intellectual retards to join in on Katthew's ultimatum. It seems that everytime someone jumps into a debate and begins name-calling they are really out of anything worth saying that's legit to the conversation. That or their just unable to put together a coherent sentence. You have brought nothing to the debate other than the fact that you can spell faggot....pathetic.--Sir WV 16:30, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Calling a group "newbie noobs" when we did more to Urban Dead than probably all other groups put together is the pinnacle of awesome debate, let me tell you --Glitchkrieg 16:34, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
DARIS was important in its time, but there is plenty of other groups that have done a lot more to this game than DARIS will EVER make with this kind of attitude their former members and pals are showing recently. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 16:45, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Wait so everything we did for the game doesn't count because we have an attitude? MIND = BLOWN. --Katthew 16:48, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Oh hi2u, we changed the zombie game for good and got into print for it. Changed the PK game for... well, by the looks of people still trying to imitate us, for good. Changed the survivor game by creating the precursors to all the Firefox extensions you see for this game... oh wait, we changed that for good too. And the best part? We did this effortlessly - no effort went into thinking "what can we do to change this game, even in the short term" - the only thought was "how can we wind up the rest of the player base?" The only people who come close to this is the original group who made the sodding city map --Glitchkrieg 16:52, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
You haven't changed PKing. Your PKer group claimed a burb, killed a lot of people, big deal... that would be the natural cause of any PKing group that could manage to get enough players for the task. You were the first ones, so ? Want a cookie for it ? You created the first Firefox extensions, wooo... you guys were here first, of course you would get this thing first! But the community has grew a lot more ever since you guys left, and the things you guys created are things of the past. Only some few old dinosaurs like me and some others remember DARIS, The Many, The Red Eye Republic and others. You guys comming in here to flame this community that has almost nothing to do with it's past is just an act of pure vandalism. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 17:06, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Except by doing it first, we changed things. Duh. has anyone tried it since? According to ProBoards, there wasn't any concerted PKing before the Wileys. And guess who they "belonged" to? Hell, the only reason most of these extensions were made was because someone leaked our private one to the rest of the playerbase, months after we first started using it. There was ample time in that period for someone to have written their own but they lacked the imagination and competence. Wait, why am I arguing? People already agree we changed the game, it says so on The Many's wiki page :v --Glitchkrieg 17:21, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Yes it does, and i am one that recognize you DO have changed the game, but only because you were here FIRST. Damn it, the game was only four months old when DARIS appeared, perhaps even less! There is several other groups that changed the game after you have left, like the RRF, the Big Bash, the Mal Tour, Shacknews, the C4NT, not to mention several others. And you are using a board as reference ? If you want to know the history UrbanDead you better start looking through the wiki, because there is where this game history is written, not in forums. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 17:30, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Because doing exactly what another group did is still changing the game, rite? And yes, I was using ProBoards as reference because (IIRC) it was in existence before this wiki was. Hell, with all the retarded politics that still seems to be taking place on here with reverts and edit wars, I'd say i've got a better "game history" in the database dump from desensitised. Which has all the same politics and bickering, but at least people could be called on their bullshit. --Glitchkrieg 17:45, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
No. All these groups have acted diferently from each other. They have achieved success on their own, with their own tactics, and never falling down to the Drama Whoring fields that SA players are more used to. Not to mention On Strike, which was an event that REALLY changed the game, and involved ALL users on the game for a greater cause, unlike DARIS which just changed the game because they griefed others. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 18:10, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Oh shi- you're right. Stealing shitty gimmicks from shitty movies is the height of changing the game. Using the same tactics and means as an established group (that did it with flair and panache) is the height of changing the game. Although I'll give you a point for ON STRIKE because you're cute when you're flustered (although all users? No, just no - and I say that because I had to put up with most of the On Strike retards on the forum). Still, I have no idea what "Drama Whoring" fields is supposed to mean, so I'll just assume it means "sassy". omgbtw I'm not talking just about DARIS here. --Glitchkrieg 18:28, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
None of that matters BECAUSE WE HAVE AN ATTITUDE!!!! --Katthew 17:05, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Actually, no. Everything you did for the game is in the past. Now is what matters, and you are just acting like a bunch of trolls and spoiled kids. It *WAS* your group, but it's not anymore. There is anther group in town with a name that reminds your old group, and that claims to be part of it... this entire community already recognizes THIS is not the old DARIS, but a completly different group. Why flame against something that everyone already knows is not true ? --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 17:06, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
If according to you, noone remembers the original DARIS, why would they be able to differentiate between the old and the new? --Glitchkrieg 17:21, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Because those who DO remember wouldn't let their history be overwritten by a bunch of newfags. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 17:31, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
SA IS RUINING THE GAME ARHFHAHSJAFLGFL!!!!!!!! Same shit, different idiot. You're Ludwig v2.0, you know that? --Katthew 23:22, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Ruining the game ? HA! Your recent comeback is in no way ruining the game. You will only be remembered as a bunch of Trolls that arrived, where dealt with, and were gone. I have seen things a lot worse than you guys, and live through it with a smile in my face. You are not doing anything new here, and prolly wont cause the same impact you caused at the beginning of the game. You will leave this game the same way you did it once, and the DHCP will remain, and this group will remain, and i'll remain. Unlike you, we play this game for fun AND BECAUSE WE LIKE IT. It's not a bunch of newfags goons that will make us go away. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 23:39, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Came for the zerging, stayed for the lulz. A++++ would wiki again --Glitchkrieg 00:04, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
Lemme guess, you run out of ways to insult me and this community, and are using cheap memes to win a discussion ? Yay! I am wasting my time with 14yoldrs! --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 00:08, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
MY COMMUNITY! Some of us who weren't in DARIS or The Many aren't stupid/egotistical enough to pretend that their impact on how the game is played is wholly historical. But hey, keep making bullshit up and circlejerking with your wikifriends. Check out the totally original name of this group, I mean there's no way people remember those fuckin' goons huh. --Riseabove 00:33, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
And you think someone gives a shit about this group ? --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 00:39, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
Evidently you, unless you're just traveling around MANNING THE WIKIS NO GOON EDITS SHALL PASS in which case gg you're pretty much confirming you're the new Ludwig. --Riseabove 00:48, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
It was already said that this discussion is not only about DARIS ;) --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 00:58, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
Kewl keep manning the wikis, good sir. --Riseabove 01:12, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
God-Complex : look it up. --Sir WV 16:40, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Sorry, I thought jumping into a debate and name-calling meant you were out of anything worth saying, amirite? --Glitchkrieg 16:43, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

Hey, pretenders, why not make your flag one giant JPG artifact because seriously Goddamn that shit is ugly. --Katthew 16:45, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

Commenting on your delusions of grandeur does not constitute name was me making a statement about your feelings of self-worth....nothing more.--Sir WV 16:50, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Do you even pay attention to who you're replying to, or are you running on some kind of script that's supposed to make you sound like a fucking moron? Because if that's the case, it works! --Katthew 17:05, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Rawr! My mod color is MAGENTA! --Kuroneko 17:41, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
I think Katthews' potty mouth is even stinkier than it used to be. Age hasn't softened it, it's just rotted her teeth. --Headless gunner W! 19:28, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
That's... wow, that's one abysmal attempt at an insult. Tell you what, I'll let you try again for free. --Katthew 23:22, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

Do you really believe that you will impress me with a pathetic attempt to flame & vandalize this group's wiki page. I'll give you credit for what you did back in the day but to sit there and state that your achivements could never be outdone....well, that's just asking too many people to suspend reality just for your sake. But right now, I'm still waiting for Katthew & gang to create a coherent sentence that will actually say more than "fuck" or "faggot". Please, be my guest...because right now I'm thinking that you all may be way out of your league here. --Sir WV 21:24, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

Lmao. --Katthew 23:22, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

Typical Katthew mentality, you know what they say about people who resort to profanity and name calling. It's only because they don't have the mentality to express themselves any other way. ROTFLMAO I am unimpressed. You type a good fight, lets see how you do in game. --Cult 18:53, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

Yes, exactly. I've seen nothing yet from any of these guys that impresses me. I doubt they even show up. --Sir WV 00:17, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

UM Oh my, what the hell? A member of the Philosopher Knights and Cult in agreement on something? Say it isn't so. What is this world coming too, we are enemies for Christ sake!!! But I forgive you. --Cult 19:28, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

"Typical Katthew mentality"? You only know me as a legend, kid. I certainly don't know you. Also fucking laffo at you threatening me - the game has no permadeath, getting killed is a mild inconvenience at worst and since I've got maybe a hundred people with syringes willing to revive me within minutes if I want, it's jack fucking shit to me. I'm not a fucking pubbie like you, I don't cry when I die in this shitty game, so I guess you can't do anything to me. --Katthew 00:33, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
you only know me as a legend? mwhahahaha! katthew, turn the computer off and go for a walk outside. you're taking the internets way too seriously. i'm sure that it's not healthy to be living this deeply in, and getting so wound up over, a fantasy world. maybe you should try to go find 100 people, or even 4 people, that are willing to talk to you in real life. --Sanpedro 00:53, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
Was that intentional irony or are you actually unaware you're being a hypocrite? Poor, simple pubbie. You spend all your time fagging it up with the DHPD and you're telling me I have no life? Laffo. I dunno if you'd noticed, chief, but not everyone's a horrible, socially-inept, maladjusted shut-in like you and your faggy pals. --Katthew 01:07, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
Kid? You are too kind. Legend? Sorry no more like infamous. Like in a bad way. I know what you are I was there. You where an ass back in the day, and you're an ass now. I mean if you are doing it in a RP way, well that would be kool, I'm all with that. But you take the game personally and that makes you a fucktard n00b. Yeah you don't know me. Mainly because I was smart enough to avoid your ridiculous PK list back in the day, stay under the radar and yet still kill whoever I wanted. Your moderation over the list was a joke. While Token Black Man's Pk list is much more honorable and I have tremendous respect for him. And stop talking about permadeath, you sound like a n00b when you talk about things like "getting killed is a mild inconvenience at worst". Way to go Captain Obvious. Act like you have some sort of intelligences for Christ sakes. You don't know me, you are clueless. Thats not what you have to worry about with me. I'm the only member of the UD community that went head to head against a real life hacker in the game. Put a nasty TEXT Rapist to bed too. I'm still here, they ain't. What are you gonna do to me in game, you ain't gonna do anything. Why? Because you got nothing. A hacker couldn't do the job, what are you going to do? REALLY! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? and now for a rebuttal full of profanity, put downs, and unintelligent philosophy... back to you Katthew. --Cult 20:14, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
FIRST POST you're a faggot Juan carlos 01:19, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
REAL LIFE HACKER!!!!!!!! TEXT RAPIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're so fucking pathetic you're hilarious. Five five five golden manbabies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Katthew 01:23, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
Now i have to agree with the above Trolls, this was really faggot. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 01:24, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
but dude if he can outclass a criminal super-hacker then he'll kick your ass. SENDING SPIKE, SPIKE SENT!!!!! SLUGHEADS!!!!! --Katthew 01:32, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
Again witness the awesomeness of the Katthew response. Do they have a medical term for what you have? Seriously stop smoking the dope, save what brain cells you have left. Faggot? Hmm such extraordinary use of the word. Perhaps you try using different put downs. Maybe expand your vocabulary. Bored now, I have a life, thanks for the entertainment. But truly, come up with some new material. Please. God you are awesome Katthew, when I grow up, I hope I am just like you. YOU ARE A MENTOR! --Cult 20:14, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
I am being stalked by a text rapist hacker CAN YOU HELP ME? – Nubis 02:08, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
im tuchin ur penis --Katthew 02:11, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
please stop daddy :( – Nubis 02:12, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
har har no bcuz now im tuchin ur butt --Katthew 02:16, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
no thats my special place ~*cries*~ – Nubis 02:18, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

Well, in the 3 days this lovely conversation has gone on, Katthew has responded to absolutely nothing. She has however continued to "faggot" this and "pathetic" that and impress us all with her deep grasp of the English vocabulary, but fails to say anything of substance. She/he has:

1. conveniently avoided an invitation to CGR or PKA to discuss the issue
2. has failed to live up to her 6 day threat for D.A.R.I.S. to disband
3. has failed to respond to what is really happening at SA concerning Urban Dead

In short, she has shown me all the signs of weakness needed to pigeonhole her as just another noob has-been who played the game for a couple of months, had a good run, and then quit. She thinks she can come back and pick up where she left off and dazzle everyone with her past. I was never impressed. The only thing I have to say Katthew is, "PUT UP OR SHUT UP!" Stop flapping your gums and play the damn' game or take up Monopoly and let the big dogs run Malton because you're through. I'm not leaving UD. I'm not disbanding D.A.R.I.S. I quite enjoy the names everyone calls me. I get a big kick out of it. It keeps me warm at night knowing I'm so hated and underestimated time and time again. Check out my Userpage, you'll see, I enjoy being an asshole that no one respects or likes. Now go away little sheep.--Headless gunner W! 16:28, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

You are just so precious! Yes you are! I just want to reach through the screen and pinch those adorable cheeks. Of course, I might lose a hand digging into the neckbeard and folds of flab, but that's a price I'm willing to pay to show how much I enjoy your cute tirades. -- Laughing Man 16:55, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
I'm so happy you're entertained LM. Why don't you people say something intelligent now and stop spamming up my talk-page. I have little patience for people who can't hold an intelligent arguement. --Headless gunner W! 19:31, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
I would like to kindly point out that I've stalked through every building in shearbank, and several bordering it, for 3 days solid now with 10 shotguns and 6 pistols fully loaded and then some all ready for some secret DARIS clubhouse to be discovered, but only one measely DARIS member has even been found in the entire suburb. And killed. Twice, so far. in 72 hours.
So uh, does this DARIS even exist anymore? Or did you guys choose another group to attempt to mimic and move to another suburb, seeing as how your attempt here failed so miserably. I see hundreds of survivors happily chilling in the mall and PDs and NT buildings with no fear of your group coming to kill them the second they log out.
Seriously, you've failed on so many levels to even attempt to recreate the true DARIS name. It's laughable that you even continue to try to pretend that you have anything on the original. No one's afraid of you, you're just a sad tiny group of people who sit on the wiki and spew death threats at people who actually are in game watching for you to put a bullet in your eyes. Nice try, good game, maybe next time.
You know, maybe if you pick up like 400 more members who are actually willing to put some effort into your little mockery, you'd even have a chance at recreating the true DARIS. With the maybe 3 members I've ever seen of you in game, good luck even holding a building, much less an entire suburb. I happily invite you to try, though, and Project: T.I.M.E. is more than happy to correct this timestream's error. There is, was, and ever will be only one true DARIS, and you need a psychologist if you think anyone other than yourself believes it's yours. Cheerio~ --Kuroneko 19:44, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Yawns* Now you're boring me. It happens to be the holidays at the moment and most of our guys are away. We generally stay dead after restocking until it's time for another strike. Besides, I don't have to explain my numbers to you. If I want to form 5 versions of DARIS with 2 members each and have them run around Malton in drag, I'll do it and all you clowns can do is sit on your thumbs, watch, and whine about it. By the way, read my user page Kuroneko before making foolish diagnoses regarding my mental health. I AM A PSYCHOLOGIST NUMBNUTS! --Headless gunner W! 21:55, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
I did read you user page, in fact it's been the subject of many jokes back on our "somethingaweful" forums. Funny, I thought Psychologists required doctorates, not nursing degrees. And if you're trying to say that psychologists never have mental problems themselves, you're even stupider than I originally thought, which I didn't know was possible. But thanks for informing us that you only have 10 members to "run around Malton in drag" (have fun with that btw), it doesn't matter how many groups of DARIS you try to make with those numbers, you'll die like dogs in the gutters. Pathetic. --Kuroneko
DARIS and won't even stay in shearbank, what a faggot nurse. – Nubis 21:59, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
I don't believe you killed anyone twice. Who did you kill? --Cult 01:48, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
Terminus Prime, an obvious fine example of the caliber of member you have in stock. He doesn't DO much, just stands around with your tag on and dies. Repeatedly. --Kuroneko 04:42, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
He's a credit to the rest of the group, all three of them. --Katthew 06:48, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
Your full of it you didn't kill terminus Prime. --Cult 09:48, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
You should not have deleted this, it is too funny. Let's just leave it up for posterity's sake, shall we?
"Lamarr and Riseabove are a credit to your group Katthew. See Terminus Prime only died twice this month and by the hands of Project:L.A.M.E. Once by Lamarr and once by Riseabove, if infact Kuroneko killed Terminus Prime twice and he did admit it, that would make him a zerger. I am Terminus Prime and you guys are pathetic. Using multible alts abuse to kill me twice. Hell Terminus Prime has killed three of you already. You guys zerge so much that Lamarr and Riseabove are both currently in Stickling Mall [53, 24]. You guys are the most pathetic group in all of Malton right now. Hell you tarnish the name of Daris. You aren't worthy of the honor that name once stood for. Your not even good PKers. What a disappointment. The great Katthew resort to using zergers in her group."
He didn't say anything about killing you himself, bright boy. You might want to focus a bit more on reading comprehension. You might also want to try not dying twice in the same day. Just a suggestion, of course. -- Laughing Man 02:37, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
Hey Dumbass I asked him who HE killed TWICE, his reply was Terminus Prime you should learn to read. But the reason I deleted it was becasue I was mistaken. Your a goof for putting back up, because it's incorrect. It wasn't Lamarr and Riseabove that hit Terminus Prime. -- Cult 02:37, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
So you don't actually know who killed you? We're dealing with fucking geniuses here! No wonder you're no challenge. I almost feel sorry for you. Let me guess, regulator used his amazing psychological nurse powers to fool you into thinking that pretending to be DARIS was a good idea. He is the puppetmaster pulling on your strings, isn't he? You guys just get funnier and funnier by the post. -- Laughing Man 03:07, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
If he claims to have killed Terminus Prime twice, fine by me. I my post accusing Lamarr and Riseabove was wrong. And I apologize. Great job for killing Terminus Prime twice Kuroneko, you must feel proud of yourself, come try for a third. -- Cult 03:37, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
Oh cool, we totally care about you and the other two people in your group camping half a suburb out of Shearbank. Can you send me an link to your biography bro? --Riseabove 01:42, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

And here I thought this was going to end with Katthew sodomizing one of her fellow team-mates. Glad to see that they have stepped up and given something important to the discusion board. --Sir WV 00:11, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

By the way Kuroneko, I can't seem to find any trace of a discussion regarding me at SA, at least not in the gaming section. Mind giving me the forum or the category or thread it's in?........if it even exists that is. I think this page should be submitted to the Awful Link of the Day submission thread at SA so everyone can see how in-effectual you people are representing. I'm truly embarrassed for you bunch of fruitloops. Most goons can throw down much better than this. I'd do it myself but then you'd know my SA identity. I'm just going to keep sitting back and watching you squirm, trying to figure out who I actually am. It would totally blow your mind if you really knew, I promise you.--Headless gunner W! 07:37, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

If you can't find our thread you are pretty fucking retarded, fyi. – Nubis 16:34, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
"I'd do it myself but then you'd know my SA identity" who cares? "I'm just going to keep sitting back and watching you squirm, trying to figure out who I actually am." no one is actually doing this "It would totally blow your mind if you really knew" nobody would care. I do agree with you though that we aren't "representing" very well. I believe we need to up this to REPRAZZZENT status immediately. Juan carlos 17:16, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
OH NO, HE'S GOING TO HURF AND DURF AND BLOW OUR CRED DOWN! Seriously, if you were "representing" any better I'd expect to have seen more than about 4 of your "group". ps mind = blown --Riseabove 04:05, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
Lowtax?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? --Katthew 05:02, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
OH GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW --Kuroneko 12:04, 27 November 2007 (UTC)


Where are you all at? Where is "DARIS" at? Regroup and don't jsut copy shitr from the DARIS page, make your own... nobody fears you, you know that right? Reorganize, actuly be a stable pker group, because all I see is a group of retarded gun monkeys shooting there own allies. Maybe then we'de stop complaining to you... though,. you'll never be of any importance, the age of pkers is nearing the end, there importance is long gone, now there just jokes.--Jakezing 13:49, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Age of PKers is ending? Man, not only do you lack basic English skills, but you also have no brain whatsoever.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 17:02, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
You're right, Darkmagic! It's only to be expected, of course, as you know all about becoming a joke. Most of us PKers are so absolutely terrified of your Revolution that we've grabbed us a set of Fort Creedy dog tags and started shooting zombies in the street whilst yelling "BOOM HEADSHOT!!!111!1". The Age of PKers is indeed coming to it's natural conclusion, soon to replaced by the Age of Aquarius; in which zombies and trenchcoaters shall frolic hand-in-claw through Ridleybank singing Dylan and tripping on acid. I hear Kevan's planning to remove shoes from the game and implement hemp plants in honour of this cosmic event. --Sir Bob Fortune RR - FEZ - ATO 17:04, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
The end of the Player killers era will be signafied by the end of the most major pker groups, in which, we will see a influx of trench coaters. Oh, pkers are ussualy clasefied as zombie resources.--Jakezing 19:58, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
And the Sun shall become as blood, and the seas shall burn, and the moon shall become as cheese. Great earthquakes shall shake the city, and in the sky we shall see wonderous portents. And Diva la Revloution shall ascend on high and smite all teh PKzorz for being zmbomie spiaz and resources.
Really, Darkmagic, what are you smoking? PKer groups are stronger and more numerous than ever. This month alone, the PKA killed 73 people during the Samhein Slaughter. Red Rum's Tommy Gun mowed down 26 survivors in Pole Mall. Your Fortress of Trenchiness is full of PKers and there's nothing 500-odd trenchcoaters can do about it. You talk a lot, Darkmagic, an awful lot. Question is, though, what do you and the rest of Diva la Revolution actually do? Be honest, are you in fact a very clever comedian pulling some elaborate Borat-style hoax on the UD community? I can't really think of another explanation for some of the things you come out with. --Sir Bob Fortune RR - FEZ - ATO 20:23, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
Will rain become Dr Pepper? IT'd make me a happy camper. Even if PKing stops altogether.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:40, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
Let me just consult the book of (Viva la) Revelation...aha! "And lo, the rain shall fall as a sweet, carbonated beverage. And the men of the earth shall say one to the other "What's the worst that could happen?"" --Sir Bob Fortune RR - FEZ - ATO 15:48, 24 November 2007 (EST)
Gentlemen, please! This page is for laughing at the pathetic attempt to leech off a legend in a desperate bid for some attention. If you want to make fun of another group, please do it on that group's page. -- Laughing Man 21:19, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
Well, at least I know I didn't start it this time. :D -- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 21:29, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
I felt like being bored and decided ot patheticly insult them. What does VLR do? At the moment nothing, i;m recruiting, but i'm busy with school. so i off handidly do things. It's not a hoax, it's just the firsts grand plan of a loose confederacy tying ot unite survivordom wasn't that good, so his goals are largly hard to gdo with my curent rep.--Jakezing 04:00, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
LAWDY MAN, STAWP IT! Your horrible way of mangling the English language is killing everyones IQ by the second!-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:23, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
You'll notice that I can spell Something Awful, just saying -- patients
Topic of this section is now tits and cooters you faggots lolol --Zambargh the Ravener 23:04, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Waves Bye Bye

Hey, where did all the TIME bandits, or should I say, butt pirates go?? DARIS was having such a great time pounding them into submission and they lit out on us without as much as a "See ya!" Oh well! Back to PKing noob mall-rats in Stickling I suppose. Ya'll come back, ya' hear? DARIS and it's allies will be waiting to give you another taste of Shearbank hospitality whenever you feel froggy again. *cackles hysterically and gives a stiff finger* --Headless gunner W! 20:49, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

*emotes using asterisks because he is a overgrown manchild*
*cleans bedpan of incontinent octogenarian*
*pretends like a psychology degree from Alabama University is legitimate*--Cocob 02:28, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
  • picks nose, wipes under table* *scratches t-shirt's yellowed armpit* *farts* heh, sure showed those faggots, god damn right i am a psychologist numbnuts *is cowed by shrewish screeching of obese wife from living room* Juan carlos 08:07, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
*thinks about how tough to appear on the internet, strokes penis gently at first but then more intensely* All this PKing sure is making me hard, ya' hear? *edits the wiki* *ejaculates into paper towel, cries softly* --Riseabove 03:28, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
Katthew is just an attention whore with a gun. Nothing more. -Downinflames 00:59, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
Katthew is your savior. Accept Katthew into your life.
Shutup, Sair. She is the #1 whore of Malton. -Downinflames 06:36, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
Haha. Hahaha. Hahahaha. Someone should go get some of the game logs where it shows the DARIS wannabes two suburbs away thinking they escaped from goon justice. But that would be too incriminating and probably not funny enough. --Zambargh the Ravener 18:11, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
You don't need game logs to see just how bad these guys suck. "DARIS" has fled Shearbank and called in their alts and the groups their alts are in to deal with us. It's pretty sad really. If they were the real DARIS, they would never have needed outside help. -- Laughing Man 01:25, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
What alts? I have one, thats an extremely low level, and not even close to Shearbank. Until I see proof, you're just a bunch of bitches that are saying we cheated. Against you zerging shits.
Don't feel too bad, guy. We know it's the only way you can win against us. And it isn't like this is the first time pubbies have had to cheat to win. -- Laughing Man 04:04, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
lol. you're such a dumbass.-Downinflames 05:56, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
I've only got one thing to say. The only dumb asses I see, are the ones using leet-speak.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 11:06, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
lol is now leet speak?....okay.... and how retarded are you guys to fuck with our page? .....morons.
Guys come on they've gotta be free to talk baseless shit on the wiki because that's how the original D.A.R.I.S. did it because that's how goons are they're all real goons guys they know how the internet works they done seen a lot of things. --Zambargh the Ravener 23:52, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
Is this....really....the best -- Laughing Man 00:07, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
speaking of lol all i hear is wah wah wah MY BULLSHIT ON MY WIKI --Riseabove 00:52, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Alliance Request

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The Great Suburb Group Massacre

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A visit from a Butthole Surfer

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