UDWiki:Administration/Arbitration/Misanthropy vs Axe Hack

User:Misanthropy vs User:Axe Hack

Opening Discussion

I demand that Axe Hack put a link to my user page in his sig. I have no leverage and I have maybe been drinking. I will accept only users with obvious bias as arbitrators. I will offer remunerations in mudkipz, and quite possibly will create several hundred unnecessary user subpages if I can be bothered. I don't really know why I'm doing this. 02:51, 28 June 2010 (BST)

Not unless you put a link to my Userpage in your sig. And I demand there be a jury of 12 biased Arbitrators. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:54, 28 June 2010 (BST)

Deal. 02:57, 28 June 2010 (BST)

Wait, was that a deal to part one or part 2? Because I wasn't serious about part 1. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 03:00, 28 June 2010 (BST)

Damn to arbitration we go then. 03:02, 28 June 2010 (BST)

I still demand a trail by a jury of 12 Arbitrators, though. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 03:04, 28 June 2010 (BST)

I offer to arby.... -Poodle of Doom^{M! T} 03:32, 28 June 2010 (BST)

How biased are you? 03:57, 28 June 2010 (BST)

I'm so biased... I'd describe myself as being predisposed. -Poodle of Doom^{M! T} 04:09, 28 June 2010 (BST)

Hm...I think he could be the foreman of the jury. That works for me. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:33, 28 June 2010 (BST)

Gee... didn't think I'd actually get it. If you can find 11 other people now. -Poodle of Doom^{M! T} 17:39, 28 June 2010 (BST)

Volunteer to arby. I'm a sysop, so naturally I'm biased and intend to breed corruption wherever I go.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 17:45, 28 June 2010 (BST)

Exactly how biased? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:48, 28 June 2010 (BST)

So biased that the wiki software cannot express hwo biased I am.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 17:49, 28 June 2010 (BST)

If Mis agrees with you, we'll just need 10 more Arbitrators. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:50, 28 June 2010 (BST)

Yarp. 17:51, 28 June 2010 (BST)

Massively biased. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:58, 28 June 2010 (BST)

You're perfect. If Mis agrees, we just need 9 more Arbitrators... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:07, 28 June 2010 (BST)

Yep. 19:13, 28 June 2010 (BST)

Just remember... I'm the foreman of the jury dammit! I can do what I want.... -Poodle of Doom^{M! T} 19:52, 28 June 2010 (BST)

I'm so biased I already know who I'm siding against... --THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 23:07, 28 June 2010 (BST)

You're hired if Mis agrees. 8 more to go... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:46, 28 June 2010 (BST)

DO IT. Do it in huggies. 00:20, 29 June 2010 (BST)

I'm so biased I'm worth the bias of 12 people.--jorm 01:28, 29 June 2010 (BST)

I'm thoroughly biased against this case existing. I'm not offering myself as an arbitrator. I have no interest in arbitrating. You couldn't make me do it even with bribes. —Aichon— 03:24, 29 June 2010 (BST)

Three cookies, and two pints....? -Poodle of Doom^{M! T} 03:35, 29 June 2010 (BST)

You're not allowed to bribe me since you're not one of the people named in the case. Plus, I don't actually like beer. :P —Aichon— 04:22, 29 June 2010 (BST)

A reach-around and a cuddle. 04:24, 29 June 2010 (BST)

Yeah...no. —Aichon— 04:33, 29 June 2010 (BST)

IT'S NOT BEER!! IT'S GUINESS!!! I should bribe my foot half way up your ass for that,.... -Poodle of Doom^{M! T} 04:34, 29 June 2010 (BST)

I should bribe my foot up your ass for getting such a simple and iconic name wrong. 04:41, 29 June 2010 (BST)

I haven't met the carbonated alcohol I liked yet, though that's not saying much. I really haven't ever had that much alcohol. I think March was the last time I had anything, and it was my very first glass of red wine ever. —Aichon— 04:38, 29 June 2010 (BST)

How's it spelled? And I'm more of a hard liqor fan... -Poodle of Doom^{M! T} 04:44, 29 June 2010 (BST)

Guinness. 04:48, 29 June 2010 (BST)

I'm so biased I'll ban myself for a year in the ruling and make you both ops --

 

 

 

 

04:51, 29 June 2010 (BST)

I will be so biased that I'll influence the rest of the jury to permaban both of you knuckleheads.--_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 12:56, 29 June 2010 (BST)

This page says I don't have to add myself to any list, so I'm available as well. Oidar 14:55, 29 June 2010 (BST)

I offer my biased services.-- Adward  15:56, 29 June 2010 (BST)

I agree with Jorm, DDR, Giles, and Drawde if Mis agrees (4 more to go...). Also, Oidar, how biased are you? And Aichon, I'll give you a Mudkip. =P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:24, 29 June 2010 (BST)

I'm stuck in a constant surge of bias. For example, I honestly consider Stalin a genuinely good guy for fighting Hitler. I also honestly believe that there is nothing wrong with zombiephilia, simply because Ross is into it. Also, I'm completely mad, and I consider myself as an evil genius. MOHWHAHAHAHAWA!!! Oidar 11:24, 30 June 2010 (BST)

That doesn't seem very biased. Question do i need to be biased against the other jurors? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 11:30, 30 June 2010 (BST)

I'd like to add that I'm severely biased towards Ross. He's like a sister to me my favorite obstructive public-service-guy here at the wiki. Oidar 13:16, 30 June 2010 (BST)

As if I weren't biased enough, I promise to do all arbitrating in an extremely angry and/or intoxicated state. Lelouch vi Britannia is helping make Ridleybank green_ and gives Achievements 02:11, 30 June 2010 (BST)

A drunk jury member...You're hired if Mis agrees. (3 to go...) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:17, 30 June 2010 (BST)

Also, all arbitration based communications will be in the form of TF2 quotes. Run, cowards! Lelouch vi Britannia is helping make Ridleybank green_ and gives Achievements 03:12, 30 June 2010 (BST)

I offer my services to be biased for the cause--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 11:32, 30 June 2010 (BST)

I object.--_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 12:49, 30 June 2010 (BST)

I accept all of the above. 17:41, 30 June 2010 (BST)

I'm guessing that means Oidar and Michaleson as well? In that case, we need one more juror... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:43, 30 June 2010 (BST)

I'm so biased, I can be two jurors!--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 18:17, 2 July 2010 (BST)

Well, Jorm already said he's biased enough for 12, but everybody still gets 1. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:19, 2 July 2010 (BST)

I nominate Axe Hack as arbitrator. Seriously guys, just choose a twelth arbitrator to get this going!--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 00:24, 3 July 2010 (BST)

I am so incredibly biased I am the obvious choice for twelfth man. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 13:15, 3 July 2010 (BST)

Deal. 16:03, 3 July 2010 (BST)

Done. So now we have our 12 jurors. We'll leave the rest to the foreman. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 16:54, 3 July 2010 (BST)

Come on Poodle! --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 17:07, 3 July 2010 (BST)

Not one of ye's gonna survive this! Lelouch vi Britannia is helping make Ridleybank green_ and gives Achievements 17:36, 3 July 2010 (BST)

As the closest thing to a representative of Texas A&M University that you're going to see, I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you to court arbitration over your use of our "12th Man" trademark in an unlicensed fashion. —Aichon— 20:10, 3 July 2010 (BST)

List of Jurors

1. Poodle of Doom
2. Revenant
3. Yonnua Koponen
4. Rosslessness
5. AnimeSucks
6. Michaleson
7. Lelouch
8. Oidar
9. Drawde
10. DanceDanceRevolution
11. Giles Sednik
12. jorm

Opening Statements

Getting streight to the point, it doesn't matter what you say... we're not going to side with you anyway... In fact, I'm pretty sure that by the end of this,... there's going to be two new sysops, that somehow remarkably get banned right after this is resolved, DDR will be banned for a year, and you two will create signitures linking to each others accounts that can't be used anywhere on the wiki. But for the sheer humour in having you talk it out... Tell me in you're opening statements,... what the hell happened, and what do you want from it? Be as specific as possable, and don't stray to far off topic... In fact, why don't you each include 5 reasons why you should lose this case. -_∞ Poodle of Doom _∞ 23:07, 3 July 2010 (BST)

Mis

Everybody loves the Misanthropy. He's a terrific athlete. He's the man with the Midas touch. He's on the verge of tears by the time he arrives at Espace, since he's positive he won't have a decent table. But he does, and relief washes over him in an awesome wave. YOU TOUCHED HER WITH YOUR BARE HANDS YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH, DIDN'T YOU?! 00:00, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Axe

*Clears throat* 9/11. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 09:01, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Jury

Only jury members may post beyond this point. If any jury member wishes to express any sort of bias, feel free to do so here. If you have questions, please ask them here.

Juror Questions

1. Tell me about your love lives. I know about the prostitutes, Misanthropy! I know!!! And don't YOU act innocent, Axe Hack! I demand to hear your sides of the story!--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 00:12, 4 July 2010 (BST)

   Facebooks are on the profile page. Snoop away. 00:13, 4 July 2010 (BST)

   OMG, Iscariot is your friend on FB! That is awesome!--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 00:19, 4 July 2010 (BST)

   So tempted to add you as a friend, but then people will be able to find me.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 00:29, 4 July 2010 (BST)

   My story? It's the same as your story, just one chapter behind. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 09:20, 4 July 2010 (BST)

2. Mmmphya harrgh mrgha hrghgph? Lelouch vi Britannia is helping make Ridleybank green_ and gives Achievements 00:14, 4 July 2010 (BST)
3. If you had to choose between Chocolate Hostess Cupcakes, or Orange Hostess Cupcakes... which do you choose and why?--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 00:58, 4 July 2010 (BST)

   Neither. I am a man of very refined tastes. 01:02, 4 July 2010 (BST)

   Why chose when you can have both? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 09:33, 4 July 2010 (BST)

4. Did you do it for the twinkies? -_∞ Poodle of Doom _∞ 01:23, 4 July 2010 (BST)
5. Any reason why I shouldnt just rule in Axe's favour now? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 09:06, 4 July 2010 (BST)

   Because ruling for Mis is funding the League of Doom who has plans with Darth Vader and Hitler, who are both plotting for the wiki terrorists. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 09:33, 4 July 2010 (BST)

6. Any reason why I shouldn't just rule in Ms. Antrhophy's favour now? Oidar 11:27, 4 July 2010 (BST)
7. What I really want to know is, where has all the rum gone? -_∞ Poodle of Doom _∞ 13:24, 4 July 2010 (BST)

   To ISENGARD, to ISENGARD!--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 15:33, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Juror Comments

My predisposition allows me to move far beyond all of the above with the greatest of ease. If the other jury members feel that they are biased enough to continue without hearing anything further, led alone opening statements, we'll decide their fate right now. -_∞ Poodle of Doom _∞ 23:07, 3 July 2010 (BST)

Just as a jab to the two involved parties, +14,... not that it matters anyway. -_∞ Poodle of Doom _∞ 23:31, 3 July 2010 (BST)

I demand a full and all-exposing trial that reveals the full nature of the defendants' private lives!--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 00:11, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Not one of ya's going to survive this! Lelouch vi Britannia is helping make Ridleybank green_ and gives Achievements 00:16, 4 July 2010 (BST)

OooooO,.... an exposé,... can we turn it into a book? -_∞ Poodle of Doom _∞ 01:34, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Ruling

I'm ready to rule without hearing any additional comments or considering the wishes of the other jurors. Both Misanthropy and Axe Hack shall be forced to link to the Chilean Blob in their signatures and they will both create e-penis templates and present these templates to me on my talk page in a timely manner not to exceed 4 (four) days. Additionally they will be banned from commenting on each others talk pages for a period of 1 (one) day. This ruling is final. Case closed.--_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 13:25, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Seconded --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 14:16, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Thirded--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 14:19, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Will support and enforce via a/vb if not followed accordingly. --

 

 

 

 

14:30, 4 July 2010 (BST)

I accept as well. Seems like justice to me. Oidar 15:57, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Will Accept if the following clause is added: "Hagnat is hereupon immune to bans, and is now bureaucrat.".--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 15:32, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Thankfully I already don't remember this. Lelouch vi Britannia is helping make Ridleybank green_ and gives Achievements 16:14, 4 July 2010 (BST)

My ruling is to unban Grim and have him resume as surpreme overlord of the wiki. God help you all.

--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 18:56, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Ruling accepted. Will enforce by unbanning Grim.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 18:57, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Sigh. Grim isn't even banned! --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 19:19, 4 July 2010 (BST)

That's because I unbanned him. DUH!--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 19:24, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Done Deal! Move out! -_∞ Poodle of Doom _∞ 23:33, 4 July 2010 (BST)