User talk:Airborne88

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Welcome to my Talk Page!

1. Everyone is more than welcome to stop in and say whatever, even just a simple "Hello" is fine!
2. Try to fit your post into the format provided (Not a big deal, I can shift it around later)

   If you don't already have one, start a '''==YourName==''' header at the top of the page

   • Always use a Signature w/a Time Stamp when you post (click this )
3. Though profanity is not forbidden please keep it to a minimum or at least reflective of how mad you are
4. I don't really care that much about spelling, but give it your best shot
5. Topics older than 30 days get moved to Archives
6. I am still pretty new so try to cut me a little slack if you can

   Hmm.. I guess I am not new anymore. Now I am just a Jerk. Fire at will!

Project Evil Discussion Here

Friendly Chatter

I am back! (from the dead)

Hey Chris. I just started playing UD again a couple days ago. Just reading through your talk page. I see you are being ganged up on by wiki nazis! I'll help you fight them off. Im a bit rusty, and my pistol aim is horrible since I havent played in months, but if you fire enough bullets you're bound to hit something.--Dr Doom86 ^{T PSS} 01:08, 5 October 2008 (BST)

What a heroic lil trooper you are. ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH --HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 01:11, 5 October 2008 (BST)

Friggin Nazies are everywhere. Nice to see you brandon. Hope all is well.--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 09:57, 6 October 2008 (BST)--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 09:57, 6 October 2008 (BST)

What do you think Jesus would do?

	What Would Jesus Do? Headshot zombies with His Holy katana!
	This user believes that if Jesus were around, he'd be a die-hard survivor because JESUS HATES ZOMBIES! Revelations:Some number.

	What Would Jesus Do? Eat your bra!nz after clubbing you with the cross.
	This user believes that if Jesus were around, he'd be a die-hard zombie because JESUS IS A ZOMBIE! No transubstantiation needed.

Choose. But choose wisely. --Tselita 22:12, 18 September 2008 (BST)

If I was Jesus, I would turn zombies into wine.. Maybe budwieser...--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 19:10, 25 September 2008 (BST)

Moar hangman plz?

	Whatever Happened to Hangman?
	This person is still waiting for another game of hangman.

--Tselita 03:15, 17 September 2008 (BST)

If I get the time... I would love to.--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 19:11, 25 September 2008 (BST)

Um

You..aren't playing UD because you're... setting a record?? --SomethingIsHappening 00:51, 17 September 2008 (BST)

Um... No. Err.. Maybe.. Ah, yes. I mean no. I mean Urban What? I mean jeeze.. You want A ZOMBIE, talk to a loan officer, And why is that D-8 just sitting there? God, I mean I could grade the place but where is the water company?!?! Ahhh! Jesus, our building manager is a moron. Have to get the footings in before the damn ground freezes... And Power. Power would be nice. What was the question agsin?--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 19:15, 25 September 2008 (BST)

Because the framers are paid, and they can't do f-all until the pad is poured.. Tick-tock... And the prefab roof is ready, but you need a frame to put it on, but the framers can't do shit because there is no pad, and there is no pad because there are no footings, no footings, because it has not been graded. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! But the D-8 is just sitting there! Am I paying for that? Oh god, I am... Where are the keys to the f-ing thing?!?!

You want a record? I got a record: It is my blood pressure. Because the damn Faller has not showed up yet to drop the timber that is supposed to pay for most of this sh@t. But, it is ok because nothing has been done yet. Right? Right?!?!

On the plus side, there will be tons of slash after the faller leaves. Anyone want some slash? No? Ok, get to buy a wood chipper... Anyone want wood chips? Perhaps a wood chipper in a few months? December maybe? No? Cr@p. What was the question?? --Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 19:26, 25 September 2008 (BST)

V. funny...--SomethingIsHappening 05:23, 29 September 2008 (BST)

Not really back yet but Hi!

Been really busy with a big workload - no assistant yet. Should have one by the end of November though and I will have time again to wiki a bit more. Sorry that I suddenly disappeared in the beginning of July. I probably won't be on much in the next month or two either. Nice to see you back though - if you make another hangman game I'll make sure to make some time to win it in one or two turns. --Tselita 19:19, 15 September 2008 (BST)

(-: --Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 19:11, 25 September 2008 (BST)

if you're bored...

• categorise orphaned images
• archive old News
• archive other crap that needs archiving
• go hunting for NPOV violations and fix them
• poke around the wiki for some of the MANY examples of pages that really need an editorial overhaul. Brain Rot is one example.
• do one of the bazillions of other things that need to be done to helpe keep the wiki functioning.

But do not pretend that you're helping the wiki by spamming crappy templates on the Talk pages of users who've been here for 2 years.Of course, the sysops have already dealt with this... However, consider this a further commentary from a concerned member of the general public. --WanYao 19:49, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Or any of the 36 pages with

	Location Block Wanted
	This location page is missing the location block template. Why not help out and add it? The Block Style Guide has instructions on how to use the Locationblock template if you have any questions.
	If you know the coordinates of the building, just enter them here and a fully filled in locationblock will be produced automatically.

on them. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 19:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Unless he wants to spend 20 minutes a location on those... because http://iwitness.urbandead.info/locationBlock/location.php is still broken. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:52, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Keep him busy....--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 16:25, 23 August 2008 (BST)

Thanks--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 16:51, 23 August 2008 (BST)

Warning

You ahve been warned for massively spamming this wiki in bad faith. Your sole goal is to get more links to your page than anyone else, instead of helping this community. You were spoken to about this and you kept it up. Continuing this behaviour, spamming pages with the template way too old to be newbies, and more escalations will follow, quickly resulting in bans. --The Grimch ^{U! E!} 14:56, 21 August 2008 (BST)

where's the pretty hand picture? Isn't that part of the deal? --xoxo 07:48, 22 August 2008 (BST)

There, now it looks official.--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 16:57, 23 August 2008 (BST)

Second Warning

This is your second warning for spamming that welcome newbie template for the sake of boosting your "ranking" in that sig race. Please chack a users contributions before you go ahead, if they have any contributions more than a month old, do not welcome them. You are "welcoming" people who are, in some cases, two years old. In another notable one you "welcomed" a user with nearly five hundred contributions going back to april this year. Pull your shit together, because next time its a ban. --The Grimch ^{U! E!} 02:58, 2 September 2008 (BST)

I could really care less if you ban me forever off this wiki. I have been trying to comply with your request to stop spamming the wiki. You are just nit-picking now. There are no rules anywhere about who to welcome and who not to welcome. Fine. I will not use WN template or mention project welcome ever again. I will however say hello to other users! What sort of Nazi/ anti-free speech rules will you make up now. In closing. Ban me. Do me a favor.Pull your shit together and find something better to do than be a wiki nazi--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 03:26, 2 September 2008 (BST)

Cry more please. --The Grimch ^{U! E!} 04:01, 2 September 2008 (BST)

You are bothering me on my page Nazi. I am not using the WN template anymore. You win. Go have a parade for yourself.--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 04:09, 2 September 2008 (BST)

My problem was not that you were welcoming people, my problem was that you were welcoming demonstrably inactive users and those that have been members for a number of months, even years. In one case, one of the ones you welcomed had been a regular contributor for a period of 5 months with several hundred contributions. Its not too much to ask that you check their contributions to see if the term "newbie" actually applies, and to see if they are even active on the wiki at all. What you have been doing wasnt welcoming anyone, it was spamming, pure and simple, and we have rules against spamming, and those rules will catch you, regardless of if you use the welcome newbie template or not if you decide to keep spamming. --The Grimch ^{U! E!} 04:16, 2 September 2008 (BST)

If I may say a word, Grim. Arn...there is that welcomenewbie template with the question mark at the end...use those for people who are old. Now to you, Grim...Is there some new rule or something against welcome newbie spamming? If not, why wasn't I reported in the past? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:31, 12 September 2008 (BST)

How many permabanned vandals have you welcomed today?--Karek^maps?! 10:02, 13 September 2008 (BST)

Who? Me? Hm...That's tough to say. Seeing that I haven't been on a crazy WN spree lately...But yes. I now know that Arn welcomed banned users, as Grim has pointed out on my talk page...And that makes this situation a lot different. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:52, 15 September 2008 (BST)

ALiM

Go vote on shit if you're bored :P --xoxo 03:14, 19 August 2008 (BST)

Oh wow, now you are ganging up on me... So, is it vandalism to welcome new users to the wiki? Or, is there a set date when a member is not new, just inactive. So far as I know, I have done nothing wrong... Please, enlighten me on the subject. If there is something more productive you would prefer I do, please point me at it. If you are just upset I am on the recent changes page, I suggest you not hit refresh. (Problem solved) --Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 03:22, 19 August 2008 (BST)

On a side note, the Sig Race Page has not been updated in a very-very long time. Some members of this wiki might be interested (and protesting) the fact it has not been updated in almost 6 months (and poorly at that). Perhaps if "someone" were to update the current standings of that race some users might wander away and find better things to do. Just a thought--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 03:25, 19 August 2008 (BST)

Generally speaking if the user already has a talk page chances are they no how to use the wiki. I only give out WN templates if they've been around under a month and have made under 25 edits but you can do whatever you want. I was just suggesting that since you're back you should drop by Talk:Amusing Locations in Malton and vote on some locations!--xoxo 03:36, 19 August 2008 (BST)

4-Sure I will, and vote tons. I originally started using this wiki because of the siggy race. Lots has happened from then until now. I have recently decided I will flat out win the damn thing: Hands down/ No questions asked. (by any and all means possible). Alot has happened in my life, and I do not have as much free time as I used to (a very good thing). So, on occasion I will pop in and Knock out a few hundered links here and there. All I ask is that I get the recogition as the greatest UD Wiki spamer of all time. (W/out getting banned) This should all be over very soon and with very little drama. This is why I first posed on this wiki and it will be becuse of it I will not post on it anymore. If anyone has any ideas on how I can post here poductively, please just let me know. Or, nod your head that I have won. --Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 03:45, 19 August 2008 (BST)

If the only reason you're doing it is to spam the wiki for the sake of spaming the wiki that is vandalism, it's obviously in bad faith. Knock it off or escalations may follow.--Karek^maps?! 04:32, 19 August 2008 (BST)

NOT TRUE AT ALL!!! I would never spam the wiki!! I am merely trying to perpetuate project welcome. (Which seems to have fallen short here and there-Karek). I would never spam the wiki. In truth, I never have/nor will do such a thing. Actually, I have been very active in ridding the wiki of such people... Or have you forgotten? Hmmm.. So quickly we forget those who help. --Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 04:38, 19 August 2008 (BST)

Oh come on, you give templates to people who haven't made an edit since 2006, how is that helpful? It's just wasting space on teh intarwebz. You can say you aren't acting in bad faith but you can't say you're acting in good faith.--xoxo 04:42, 19 August 2008 (BST)

Please don't take me for a fool. Your reasons are obviously not noble, you admitted as much before my response here. It's causing problems. Do it right or Stop.--Karek^maps?! 04:51, 19 August 2008 (BST)

Oh geeze! 2 of them now are trying to put something big..somewhere small.. I am just not ok with that. I am just an author on your wiki. I am sorry you do not like what i have to say and refuse to hear what I have to speak...

I have done nothing wrong (unless you make something new up) Which is within your power and then.. you know.. whatever man... MAKE UP SOME GOOD RULES!!!

I have done nothing. I repeate nothing against UD WIKI RULES. period. IF i have, please-please tell me. I will fall in.

If not, fuck off dude! I am of no threat to you. Why are you even talking to me... Please outline everything I HAVE DONE WRONG ON THIS WIKI.Then we will have our time and I will get you banned ASAP--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 05:09, 19 August 2008 (BST)

Creating new pages for no purpose is considered bad faith and is vandalism, there is plenty of precedent for this.--xoxo 05:11, 19 August 2008 (BST)

Spamming pages is actually against the rules. Welcome Newbie generally gets an exception to it when it's in good faith, this isn't, especially considering a large percentage of the user talk pages you're adding it too are obviously inactive and have been for years. That's something you could easily check with one click that would take about 3 seconds, I even provided you with a page that actually filters user's edits based on what the wiki considers new users, you ignored it so you could spam more pages. Not to mention you've chosen a horrible time to do it at, as skimming A/VB would show.--Karek^maps?! 05:17, 19 August 2008 (BST)

I have just looked over "THE RULES" and I am very sorry, but I think you are are right. It is possible that what you say is true, so I will stop. I hope that this makes you happy and you can now move onto the next problem user.. I would like to add that I never meant to violate the "rules" Just be a normal Wiki user. If I had operated outside of that I expected a senior user (such as yourself) to come back with the violated regualtion (ver batam)

I am still a little confuseded as to exactly what I did wrong, but am very sure you will tell me what it was ASAP. (You know, before I do any more damage) I am also sure y0ou will not update any UD Sites like: The siggy race, as you have more important issues to deal with/ Like, dealing with me.

I would like to request the "official" rules about who can be sent the newbie template.. Sice you have taken such a great interest in in it. Hugs and kisses!!--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 05:33, 19 August 2008 (BST)

Stop being patronizing. Give it to newbies not every person without a User_talk page, check their contributions(2 weeks or older isn't newbies).--Karek^maps?! 08:09, 19 August 2008 (BST)

Ok. Bored with wiki anyways. Cya is 6months to a year.--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 18:02, 20 August 2008 (BST)

TerminalFailureSorry

I just took another look at the page history, and saw that you aren't responsible for Red Bum. Apparently, I was looking at Talk history instead of page history. I would like to say that I'm sorry for the accusation and will change my comments on "RAPIST" to reflect my disagreement with the name on its own grounds. --TerminalFailure 21:55, 30 March 2008 (BST)

Thank you, You apology is accepted. I never intended to have any dispute with you. --Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 22:00, 30 March 2008 (BST)

What did mean in your message by "another personal attack"? --TerminalFailure 22:15, 30 March 2008 (BST)

I considered the posts on RAPIST to be directed specifically toward me, upon posting a response I found your header entitled "To Airborne88 and anyone else out there who either can't read or doesn't know how to use the history tab" I considered it to be yet another personal attack being that it was obviously directed at me. I have asked the arbitration case be withdrawn on the grounds that you said you would correct previous edits regarding this. I would like to point out that I don't have any major issues with you and would like to see this put to rest.--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 22:22, 30 March 2008 (BST)

Moyes

Hell, I don't know where's best to put this, but just want to say thanks for the awesome Prize template! Nice work! Hope I've not destroyed your talkpage layout whilst posting this..... Moyes^{T RPM} 10:17, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

I am glad you liked it. You damn near killed all the questions in one swoop. Good Job!--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 18:43, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

Quiz

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Games

AKA- Edit-Conflict

Hangman Round 14

(Winner gets a Shinny new bottle cap)

       Mystery Word: Manic Depression  (Muahaha!)
       HINT: not yet..
       _____________  
      |_____________| 
      | | //        |
      | |//         |      Soon to be Dead Dude:     ☺                          
      | |/          =                               \|/     
      | |                                            | 
      | |                                           / \
      | |            
      | |
      | |
      | |
      | |
    __|_|__                              Correct guesses:S,R,E
   |_______|                           Incorrect guesses:

round 14

(Past rounds archived)

Airborne, make another hangman game please? I need to get beyond Grand Dragon Ninja Master --Tselita 09:20, 22 May 2008 (BST)

Yes Arn. Make another one. And try a different language this time. Like Latin. Or Japanese. Japanese works just fine. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:52, 23 May 2008 (BST)

Actually I could do Latin. Japanese might be harder since I only took 1 year of that. Oh, wait... do Klingon. My brother has the Klingon-English dictionary. Or Gou'auld! I'll be pwning in hangman in fictional languages! You'll have to call me an 'Intergalactic Grand Dragon Ninja Master' next! --Tselita 22:16, 23 May 2008 (BST)

Do Atlantian. I own Atlantis 1 and 2 on DVD, and 1 has a special on Atlantian, so piece of cake. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:25, 24 May 2008 (BST)

I'd say that you're incredibly geeky for saying that.... but I own season 1 and 2 as well. I love David Hewlett. He's adorable. --Tselita 00:57, 25 May 2008 (BST)

I might be late to say this, but I meant Disney's Atlantis and Atlantis: Milo's Return... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:25, 31 August 2008 (BST)

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Gifts/Prizes

Here, have a rat! Dr Doom86 has given Airborne88 a rat for for finally creating a wiki page.

Here, have a rat! WOOT has given Airborne88 a rat for at first being an asshole, but then growing on me.

Pro Survivor I found a MP44, while surviving a zombie onslaught at Sergeants Emporium(Quiz)

Big Shiny Medal Vincent Childs has given Airborne88 a big shiny medal for For being cool and haveing a Killer User Page.

A Free Glass of Milk Cheeseman has given Airborne88 a glass of milk for knowing his COD.

Pro Survivor I found a Glock 18, while surviving a zombie onslaught at Sergeants Emporium(Quiz)

Pro Survivor I found a Frag Grenade, while surviving a zombie onslaught at Sergeants Emporium(Quiz)

Pro Survivor I found a broom? While surviving a zombie onslaught at Sergeants Emporium(Quiz)

Pro Survivor I found the keys to Monroeville Mall, while surviving a zombie onslaught at Sergeants Emporium(Quiz)

Pro Survivor I found a SPAS-12, while surviving a zombie onslaught at Sergeants Emporium(Quiz)

Pro Survivor I found a G36, While surviving a zombie onslaught at Sergeants Emporium(Quiz)

Pro Survivor I found a TAR-21, While surviving a zombie onslaught at Sergeants Emporium(Quiz)

Medal of Dedication and Merit Airborne88 has been awarded a Medal for Dedication and Merit by Rogue Sergeant	SEARCH THE BOX This user knows a bomb in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box is in that box!	A FREE COOKIE Nick has given Airborne88 a cookie for helping the ALiM cause.
A FREE COOKIE Nitro378 has given Airborne88 a cookie for having some cool code to steal!	A FREE VERY EVIL COOKIE... OF EVEN MORE EVIL! Tselita has given Airborne88 an evil cookie for being a very corrupting influence on a normally well behaved girl. Go on... eat it.

	Quiz Prize 9
	Airborne 88 knows about both Dawn of the Deads.

	Play on Names
	This user received a template with his likeness. Get it? I really hope you're faring better in RL than this picture indicates. Where are you? I need my hangman fix.

(BST)

Yawn One More Time I Dare You! I Double Dare You Motherfucker!

I moved out of state, didn't have internet access, and then went to college. Eat shit. (Don't really eat shit, it makes your breathe smell bad and turns people off from talking to you.) --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 04:17, 19 August 2008 (BST)

Missed you too Sonny!--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 19:48, 20 August 2008 (BST)

I went to college. And I'm still here. And if you want to eat shit then be my guest. I just don't want to force you. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 19:59, 20 August 2008 (BST)

YAWN Pretty nippy and timely response there sonny! I have never actually eaten shit sonny (I stick more to slimjims and pork chops)--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 20:17, 20 August 2008 (BST)

I do love slim jims, and beef jerky for that matter. Now if you want to eat real shit then just go to a White Castle. If it isn't shit then it sure as hell will make you shit. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 21:39, 20 August 2008 (BST)

orth|Pharnsworth]] 08:14, 19 August 2008 (BST)

You back?

???--President Jackson 06:42, 15 February 2009 (UTC)