Talk:Team Zombie Hardcore

All hail Mark Whalberg!!! He has returned!

Please feel free to leave messages for the TEAM here

Don't like us? Tough. Because we're here to stay. Here is an "after" shot of the last asshat that messed with us... and he was a Mutant Jedi with an adamantium skeleton from another planet and a superhero family.

Yet more proof that Whalbergium > Adamantium. Suck it Wolverine

Talk About How Much We Beat Ass

Old stuff moved to keep it tidy, some of that shit was over 2 years old!--Dhavid Grohl 12:36, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

BALLS TO THE WHALLS!

Just thought i'd say that after reading your entire wiki page, I fuckign agree - may TZH live on forever, and may The Suck die a long painful suffering death at the hands of The Awesomeness! --The Cop 02:42, 2 June 2009 (BST)

Group Subpages

Please do not create pages about your group in the main namespace. Please do so in your group space (such as Team Zombie Hardcore/YourPageHere). The page Team Zombie Hardcore's MOST SUCK Page has been moved to Team Zombie Hardcore/MOST SUCK Page. Linkthewindow  Talk  17:35, 6 July 2009 (BST)

Yeah, you're TOTALLY not zergers

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9399/zergtzhdvw.jpg - Of course not. --AegisTyra

A coordinated team attack is now zerging? Oh my. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 13:03, 15 August 2009 (BST)

If Venter is a member of TZH, why doesn't he wear tags? Hm? --AegisTyra

Tags? Oh, so venter isn't a member of TZH? Then who gives a crap, you were on <18hp, he probably saw you and though he'd do it for the lolz. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 18:35, 15 August 2009 (BST)

Low-HP survivor = easy kill. Not much else to it. Seven minute difference, which would suggest it's not co-ordinated. Or at least as co-ordinated as some. --Rahrah^{Come join the #party!}20:19, 15 August 2009 (BST)

I just want to add, Vista sucks. --Christopher Whalken 14:58, 17 August 2009 (BST)

Who the hell is venter? And how is that proof? And how does a moron suckfest like yourself not understand the concept that you're annoying and major lack of ball sack means that not just us... but other people also hate you. You vandalize wikis, you post pathetic points, and you probably have a steeeeve tattoo on your face. Suck one. --Duke Cage

Yeah, Aegis Tyra sucks at least three left nuts at once. Anyone who doesn't know the truth of this is more than welcome to visit our "Most Suck" page and check it out. This "proof" is about as flimsy as his sad excuse for a penis. All small and shriveled and without and substance. As opposed to my penis, which is like my awesomeness, wide and impressive, great in girth and (usually) hard as a fucking mountain. Damnit, look what he did there?! He drew penises into this conversation. That wasn't the point. We aren't supposed to talk about penises here, we are supposed to be talking about BALLS TO THE WHALLS! See what I did there? I rule. AegisTyra needs to get bent.--Dhavid Grohl 12:54, 11 September 2009 (BST)

It really does take a certain amount of courage to venture onto the internet so inadequately equipped for a battle of wits. I know you and Duke run half of TZH's zergs, Dhavid, but you don't count as "everyone" on the wiki yet. --AegisTyra

	Vader Recommends Balls
	I find your lack of BALLS... ...disturbing.

	BALLS
	Zombie Lord recommends you grow a pair.

--Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 20:25, 12 September 2009 (BST)

Don't sweat it Aegis, I never doubted your courage. I fully admit that you have the courage to come to battle me without any wit. You do it all the time. BURN. And when I was talking about Everyone, I was more talking about DDR, and Rorybob, two people in no way connected to TZH. Well, only connected in that they can hear your sucking from the other side of the wiki. Aegis ftl. Now, is the baby going to cry about it? How about the baby goes back to his discussion page and pouts some more, while deleting opposition posts that other people put on his page. Poor baby, baby needs his binky. What? You failed to see the irony of deleting our insulting posts, while leaving some of your own on our discussion page? Why am I not surprised? Oh wait, I remember, because you're a butthurt wiki vandal. Thats why. Go suck a doorknob somewhere else, I'm trying to make out with your sister, and your constant nut slurping is really loud and annoying. --Dhavid Grohl 19:29, 11 September 2009 (BST) <--- Winner of this.

Reading is tech, Dhavid. Oh, and if 2 people are everyone these days, what does that make the several dozen people who saw the proof of your group's zerging before you hurriedly took your photobucket down? What everyone will see here, Grohl, is that I have at least tried to maintain a modicum of civility, and you, and all your group who have posted here, have reverted to the old TZH the rest of Malton knows and despises - personal attacks from people who think knob jokes and calling someone gay is the height of internet humour. Until you removed it, there was concrete proof of your group zerging - and I have no doubt MM still has that proof. There is proof on archived versions of this page of your group members text abusing. Those group members have been removed in name, but are effectively still TZH members - "Whalberg River Patrol"? Who were you trying to kid with that one?

For all your fancy claims and attempts to return to Brainstock and to remake yourself here, you are no better than you have ever been. And trying to get the Spartans to kick me out in exchange for you not zerging us any more in an area which we're nowhere near? That's really classy. --AegisTyra

Why thank you Aegis, I thought it was pretty classy myself. I know all of my teammates who heard of it thought it was a great idea. Because that a great way for everyone to win except you. I mean, we win either way, but whats another great way to burn you. Oh yeah, if we make it so even your "brothers" win too! Its sooo much fun.

And yeah, "MM" probably does have the proof. I said as much. And he's free to post whatever "proof" "he" wants. It wasn't the "proof" that was the problem. And deep down, you know that. What he did wrong was post personal information. And it was wrong. To bring RL into a game like this, thats worse than TR and Zerging and being AegisTyra all put together into one. Thats REAL life stalking. And its creepy. To think that you would support him. To think that you would post rriiiiight after he did, voicing your grand support. See, now no matter what you're a douche. Either you A) Know the guy and support his shitpiece actions and are a huge dick, or B) Don't know him but still support real life stalking, are yourself stalking our threads like an obsessed pre-teen, or C) you actually are him, and you are the biggest ass muncher of them all. You lose across the board, everytime Aegis. And I love how you're sitting at home reading this, grinding your teeth, your fists clenched and your pathetic excuse for a penis limp in your impotent rage. Your blood pressure is rising, as you are faced with your clear ineptitude. You are scrambling to think of things to say, other ways to hurt TZH, or me personally, because its all you can hope for. Its all you have left for your meaningless life, spent in the stupid quest to get back at those guys in the Jr. High locker room who made fun of you in the showers. Guess what Aegis, we are not those guys. We're just cooler than you. --Dhavid Grohl 19:52, 16 September 2009 (BST)

Where have you been, Aegis? crude, vulgar jokes on the internet is the height of internet humor. Balls to the Whalls (<---redundancy)--SlegthVonDraco 04:38, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

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• Team Zombie Hardcore/Command

Thanks --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 16:05, 7 October 2009 (BST)

O...M...G...

I have not laughed so hard in forever! Loving yall's wiki! TZH, you have my blessing. --Firetwig ^W! 03:07, 8 October 2009 (BST)

Hey

I started playing again like a day ago. Instead of the Beyonder my boy gave me his account, I am playing as Paedobear. --Paedobear 07:15, 3 November 2009 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre '10.

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Thanks --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 23:01, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Hell yeah! --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 20:08, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

I don't know if thats a good thing or a bad thing... --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 17:23, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

USAI requesting alliance

Hey guys, SSgt. Metal Halide here. Listen, The United States Army Infantry is running an OP in South Blytheville, trying to keep the mall open for business. I wanted to see if we can coordinate some zack ass kickin with you fine folks. You can go to this link: [1] post alliance request. Appreciate your time. --SSgt. Metal Halide 22:43, 6 May 2010 (BST)

Is your Radio frequency still in use?

	Thanks for the Reply!
	Thanks Bro! Because of your timely reply, your frequency reservation will be preserved.

I'm sorry if this is an inconvenience or it seems relatively stupid when put into context of your group, but it is our interest to treat all groups on the same level when doing these purges. A reply within 2 weeks will be greatly appreciated. -- LEMON #1 12:46, 25 August 2010 (BST)

We are still around. Looking forward to using this frequency FOREVER! BALLS TO THE WHALLS!--Dhavid Grohl 00:02, 26 August 2010 (BST)

Fantastic. Stay hardcore, gentlemen. -- LEMON #1 01:35, 26 August 2010 (BST)

Like to help out South Blythville?

Fixing what the Big Bash Broke. The South Blythville Recovery Effort is a collaboration of individual survivors and groups working together to recover South Blythville to what it was before the Big Bash 3 come in and broke everything. If you and/or your group are in the South Blythville area and would like to help, Please view this page, and/or contact -Dezonus- (talk) Please forward this on, even if you don't wish to partake as we can use all the help we can get. {{SBRadd}} places this on your post ;)

Hey there, I've sent you this because you're a survivor group. Please help us if you can, we'd really appreciate it. If you can't help physically, you can always help by spreading the word ;) -Dezonus- ^(talk) 10:53, 16 September 2010 (BST)

We will help, just dont expect coordinated efforts we are not as active as we were before :). --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 23:27, 27 September 2010 (BST)

GSGM 10 No.2

	Section Confirmed True.
	The Section was confirmed to still be true. Thank you for your reply.

South Blythville - Section reads as follows:
"We have long been active in South Blythville. We have served in the protection and retaking of Marven Mall from hordes over five times. We have revived hundreds, healed even more, and continue to do our best to help the citizens of South Blythville. Currently, we is undertaking a private war against the MSC/BRRC for their actions in the past against TZH. We vow not to harm any citizen who does not do us harm first. Any questions can be directed to TigerStripedDog@gmail.com"
Is this still true? -Dezonus- ^(talk) 06:49, 19 September 2010 (BST)

Yep. --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 23:22, 27 September 2010 (BST)

Thanks :) -Dezonus- ^(talk) 23:54, 27 September 2010 (BST)

GSGM 2010 No.2

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Let me know ;) -Dezonus- ^(talk) 06:53, 19 September 2010 (BST)

Yes, still active, just not paying much attention to wiki stuff. --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 23:23, 27 September 2010 (BST)

Thanks again =) -Dezonus- ^(talk) 23:56, 27 September 2010 (BST)

contents

I checked out your page, and found that the large header you used for your intro actually makes the wiki's table of contents long and rather odd looking. If you're interested in removing this, just add __NOTOC__ anywhere on your page. Alternatively, you could always just get that header and remove the header code and make the text big. Of course, you don't have to do either of these, just interested in giving a few tips if you're keen. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 09:16, 14 January 2011 (UTC)

GSGM 2011

	Group Active? Request.
	In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information, groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages which they are no longer active in. We would like to know in what suburbs this group is currently active. Please list the suburb(s) you are currently active in.

Please list suburbs you're actually active in.
This is a generic message and not directed at any particular group. -- Spiderzed▋ 22:29, 22 January 2011 (UTC)

TZH is currently active in North Blythville, South Blythville, Brooksville, and Lockettside. Thanks! --Dhavid Grohl 21:10, 24 January 2011 (UTC)

Processed for the two Blythvilles and Lockettsides. Please note that you weren't listed yet in Brooksville. As GSGM solely cleans up outdated listings, you'd need to add yourself there. -- Spiderzed▋ 21:15, 24 January 2011 (UTC)

Duke Cage here, just informing everyone that we are awesome. Those who aren't us are totally not. Boom! BTTW! --Duke cage 20:19, 20 February 2011 (UTC)

A Flower on your Doorstep...

Needles and pins, Needles and pins, When you get a decayed rose at your door trouble begins! --Killer Scarecrow 03:35, 16 September 2012 (BST)

CHEECHOOCHOOCHEECHEE

Looks like Marky Mark is gonna be in Transformers 4, does this mean there might be some co-op with RDD down the road?--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 07:27, 10 November 2012 (UTC)

Well, Hello TZH

It appears we are about to dance again, does it now? I regret that the ranks of my team are a bit thinner than they once were, but I promise you some entertainment. Hopefully you'll be a bit more clever than you were last time. Kiss kiss, one and all!

Sarah Silverman 14:01, 11 December 2012 (UTC)

WHO IS IN CHARGE HERE? I left a message for Dhave, but his page looks like a ghost town. No one replied to my missive above. I said this to Dhave: I'm really upset with you and your group. First you cause the Writer's Strike back in 2008, and now you're trying to cancel everything worth watching on TV? I'm afraid we have to take issue with your folks again. And even worse than that, as soon as we start trying to find you to have it out, you all go into HIDING!? What happened to the TZH I used to know? You hide now? Have the Philosophe Knights turned you all into suckling babes? Are you still butthurt from the beat-down we gave you five years ago? Man up, Dhave, this is not at all attractive.

This goes for the rest of you too. Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... [thinks hard] the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! What the eff happened to the TZH I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Sarah, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Grohl, he's a dead man! Cobb, dead! Whalberg - DEAD! We gotta take you bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons - but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. We're just the guys to do it. LET'S DO IT!!

Kiss kiss! --Sarah Silverman 21:02, 12 February 2013 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre 2013

We're doing some janitorial work on the suburb pages of the wiki. As part of that, we're double-checking in which suburbs each group is active. Currently, you're listed in one or more suburbs, in addition to using a radio frequency. If you would like to continue being listed, then please respond within the next month with the radio frequency you are using and a list of every suburb where you are currently active. If we don't hear back from you or we can't get the information we need, we'll be removing you from the lists, but you're welcome to re-add yourself later. If you have any questions, feel free to visit our our information page. Thanks. --VVV ^RPMBG 01:32, 26 October 2013 (BST)

Because your group hasn't responded within a month, your suburb and radio listings have been removed. Feel free to relist your group. Bob Moncrief ^EBD•W! 16:46, 27 November 2013 (UTC)