Talk:Malton Murder Awards 2011

Nominations

PKer Awards

Best PKer Group

1. Cobra (group) - It's been five months and almost 400 kills since the split, and we're going stronger than ever. Can't argue with numbers like that. ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 15:26, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
2. The Malton GlobeTrotters. They keep it real--Rapture 03:29, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
3. Cult of Cockfucktus. For terrorizing Santlerville when 1 of my alts was visiting. →Son of Sin← 04:23, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
4. Malton DEA - You can't deny it. --DT^PK 04:33, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Best PKer

1. Sally A Summers, Malton's premier femme fatale. Get a load of that bounty - PHWOAR! ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 15:26, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
2. Carlos Froma - One man on his own annoying the crap out of a lot of silly people.--Rapture 03:30, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
3. Your Own Guilt: This was the first person to PK my first alt & the only person I've reported on Rogues Gallery. Gets my vote for being elusive (or inactive). →Son of Sin← 04:13, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

   i move around alot. just let me know where you are and i'll come kill you again :P --User:Sexualharrison19:28, 2 November 2011 (bst)

4. Kyle The Feared - Seriously, don't deny it. -- DT^PK 04:33, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Best PKer Moment

1. Axe Hack's Manhunt 4: It was going to be nominated, why not get it out of the way? The bloodiest manhunt to date featuring a who's who of who's killing you. -- Albert Schwan  _{Tuesday, 1 November 2011}
2. The splintering of Cobra and the still lingering grudge that it caused. ~ _{02:54, 1 November 2011 (UTC)}
3. Valentine's_Day_Massacre - Because, c'mon. -- DT^PK 04:33, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Zombie/Death-Cult Awards

Best Zombie Group

1. The Dead 2.0 - who else? They tore this city to shreds. ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 15:28, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
2. The Dark Order of Armageddon - I would willingly be killed by these fellows just to hear the kill-speech. So good. --DT^PK 04:35, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
3. ShackNews god I miss them. i don't care if they have been inactive for a few years.--User:Sexualharrison19:33, 2 November 2011 (bst)

Best Zombie

1. Jorm - Toss up between him and a lot of other venerable zombies (bullgod, petro, Kieth Moon, War Criminal etc), but hey, he's the Boss, yeah? --DT^PK 04:35, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Best Zombie Moment

1. The March of the Dead 2011: After a long period of semi-dormancy, the Dead resurfaced with the help of Death cultist subsidiaries and drove survivors to the brink of extinction. -- Albert Schwan  _{Tuesday, 1 November 2011}
2. March of the Dead. No question. ~ _{02:56, 1 November 2011 (UTC)}
3. March of The Dead 2 - kills loads of people, wrecked most of the city and turned the map red. Nuff said. ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 15:28, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
4. Dia_de_los_Muertos --DT^PK 04:35, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Bounty Hunter Awards

Best Bounty Hunter Group

1. Team Extreme. ~ _{02:56, 1 November 2011 (UTC)}
2. Team Xtreme. Hands down the most collaborative, coordinated and assiduous group of bounty hunters working in Malton today. Led by Josh Clark and and his second, Katie Burns, Team Xtreme's work has influenced the lives of survivors, the un-lives of zombies and the should-get-a-lives of text rapists. Malton is a better place because of them. --Bad Attitude Barbie^SDN 03:25, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
3. Fallen Saints - Rabbit and Cutter are a gruesome twosome. ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 15:30, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

   The ironic part: Both Robbie the Rabbit and Carrie Cutter are Josh Clark and Jess Cutter, respectively, who are ironically in Team Xtreme. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:20, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

   The irony is so ironic :P ~ _{02:19, 2 November 2011 (UTC)}

4. Fascist Pig Hunters - Not really any other options, tbh. --DT^PK 04:37, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

   -I second this nomination! - Aquanut—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Aquanut (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

Best Bounty Hunter

1. Josh Clark. ~ _{03:02, 1 November 2011 (UTC)}
2. Raven Corvus Domino Harvey 23:06, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
3. K27--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 23:56, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
4. Ciscokitty Divs 03:03, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
5. Goldenboots - I guess this goes here - 580 Zerg Kills and they all mean something, gracious, elegant and has boots made of gold.--Rapture 03:25, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
6. Duck J With over 250 claims to his name and arguably the best BHer moment this year, Duck J unquestionably strikes fear into the hearts of PKers (and those allergic to fine duck down) everywhere.--Ciscokitty 04:35, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
7. Nicholas Risto - And I DARE you to say otherwise. --DT^PK 04:37, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Best Bounty Hunting Moment

1. Text rapist hunting at Burchell Arms. ~ _{02:37, 2 November 2011 (UTC)}
2. Sally A Summers and Duck J have a live fight and someone is zedly pissed. Divs 03:28, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

   Running much? -- Spiderzed█ 21:15, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

   Don't get all mad you can't kill me I was busy killing someone else before i was so rudely interrupted and might I add still alive. Maybe I should add Isabel to the most inept list for not being able to finish what she started? I thought you would have taught your people better than that Sipdery are you slipping? Duck J 00:39, 3 November 2011 (UTC)

3. Prudence sending finis valorum into a frenzy of fake prudence alt-creation. -- DT^PK 04:37, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Harmanbargar Awards

Best Survivor Group

1. SDN: A new survivor super-group that has proven itself this year with successful large scale operations in Ridleybank, Whittenside, Gulsonside, and Dunnell Hills against Malton's largest and most organized zombie groups.-- Albert Schwan  _{Tuesday, 1 November 2011}
2. Skynet Defense Network Yes! They are a rough and tough bunch! --Josh Clark 22:57, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
3. Skynet Defense Network: An amazing survivor group that is well organized and fun. They come in, clean up and leave. No muss no fuss. You don’t even know that they’ve been there until they’ve already left and your suburb is all shiny and new. Well alright, if you're a zombie, you might know sooner. --Aliahnnyah 02:36, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
4. Reddit survivors. These guys really have their shit together. ~ _{02:40, 2 November 2011 (UTC)}
5. Close Personal Friends of Anime Sucks. When the Dead rolled the silent gang got down to business, no PR, no fanfare just simple hard work --Rapture 03:34, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
6. Close Personal Friends of Anime Sucks -- As above. Seriously the best I've seen. --DT^PK 04:39, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
7. The Cryptkeepers I like the work they are doing in Miltown.--User:Sexualharrison19:35, 2 November 2011 (bst)

Best Survivor

1. SexualHarrison. He hold Miltown on his own --Rapture 03:35, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
2. Saromu - Look at his resume. No, really. LOOK. --DT^PK 04:39, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Best Survivor Moment

1. Everyone vs The Dead 2011: In an event that shaped the face of Malton, Survivors rallied after being reduced to their lowest number in some time. Eventually, the push back involved almost all major groups, including some zombies and PKers, who all worked to turn the tide. The resulting map had but two red suburbs and was mostly green.-- Albert Schwan  _{Tuesday, 1 November 2011}

   Don't forget the crazy search rates the survivors had and the dead's numbers quickly dwindling. Chances are if they wanted to the map would still be a sea of red        13:33, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

2. The Christmas Trees diverting half of the Dead on a frantic search to be grinch. --Rapture 03:37, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
3. First Siege of Caiger. This should be a no-brainer. --DT^PK 04:39, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Ineptitude Awards

Most Inept Group

1. The Heathers: This once notable PKer group spent the end of 2010 and the entirety of 2011 hunting (with only moderate success) the same group of survivors for whom they were awarded a 2010 MMA. Even though those survivors neither hid nor retaliated, the Heathers continued to tout it as a landslide victory. With no original taunts in a year, no need to hunt their prey, no threat of reprisal, and only occasional diversions into other unsuccessful operations, they stand as a testament to laziness and ineptitude in the field of PKing truly worthy of this award. -- Albert Schwan  _{Tuesday, 1 November 2011}
2. The Original Cobra for a number of reasons, but mainly for this rather grandiose claim they they would grief us (the other Cobra faction) out of the game if we didn't quit the group. Five months later, we're still very much alive and thriving! FAIL! ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 15:23, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
3. Skynet. Absorbing a load of medicocre groups simply makes a medium sixed mediocre group, Good PR and chest thumping, usually poor operations. --Rapture 03:32, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
4. Skynet - as Rapture; plus the worst RPing a pro-survivor group has done yet. 04:32, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
5. Council of Leaders - Butt of jokes years later. --DT^PK 04:39, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
6. Cobra The gay fake one, not the real one. -- Thadeous Oakley Talk 16:00, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Most Inept Individual

1. Cornholio returns. --Rapture 03:35, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
2. Fedcom President --DT^PK 04:39, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
3. DrJackson for nominating himself for lifetime achievement. Chest Thumping: The True Story--Bad Attitude Barbie^SDN 08:39, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

I second this nomination--Rapture 20:08, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Newcomer Awards

Eligible are all groups/individuals who have entered the game in the last 18 months.

Best Newcomer

1. Rob Oppenheimer--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:46, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
2. Onomatopoeia, as the most prolific killer on Desu Nōto/Death Note and with 142 kills to his name (bounty of 49), this man IS the sound of death comin' for ya! He's only been claimed three times, twice by Duck J and once by KempyClassic two of the finest hunters in Malton. CURSE YOU, ONOMATOPOEIA, I WILL HAVE YOU YET! --Ciscokitty 23:09, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
3. Onomatapoeia, though Oppenheimer defintely deserves mention. ~ _{02:27, 2 November 2011 (UTC)}
4. JR BobDobbsThis newcomer won AxeHack's Manhunt 4 with a total of 11 kills (nobody has ever won with more kills) and is on the leading team in the current Red October contest. Always stylish and fun, this player has made an impressive entrance to Urban Dead .--Ciscokitty 04:19, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
5. Suburban Ed - What are they FEEDING this kid? --DT^PK 04:40, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
6. Onomatopoeia, all those on the Death Note kill list should quiver because he's COMING FOR YOU! --Jess Noir 19:08, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

   Out of all the Holders, he's definitely the best one. Compared to Vapor and Spiderzed who failed to properly carry out Al's death wish. Three times. xD --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:01, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Best New Group

1. Skynet Defense Network: An amazing survivor group that is well organized and fun. They come in, clean up and leave. No muss no fuss. You don’t even know that they’ve been there until they’ve already left and your suburb is all shiny and new. Well alright, if you're a zombie, you might know sooner. --Aliahnnyah 02:40, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
2. Cobra (group). Ok so it may not technically be new but this group of pkers have been through some real shit yet still managed to be the top pking group in 2011. I consider both splinters of the original cobra to be new groups so this categoryseems to be appropriate to me. ~ _{02:56, 2 November 2011 (UTC)}
3. SDN: Old hands, new group, moderate numbers, huge impact. -- Albert Schwan  _{Wednesday, 2 November 2011}
4. Cobra - Bullgod leading a PKer group = Pretty epic. --DT^PK 04:40, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
5. Cobra The real one, not the gay fake one. -- Thadeous Oakley Talk 15:58, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
6. Skynet Defense Network: has the most impact of any new group in malton Duck J 20:31, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Other Awards

Best Taunt

1. Cutey meets a wrestler and indulges in a little smack talk.~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 15:19, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
2. This one. Stone cold, and Awesome. --DT^PK 04:43, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Best Dressed

Make sure to add a profile link, and preferably a profilewit.

1. Sally A Summers' Halloween costume - Trenchie Vampiress! ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 15:19, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
2. Sohee - Fuzzy. Bunny. Slippers. I rest my case. --DT^PK 04:43, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Grooviest Individual

1. Bootsy Funk. Awwwwwww yeah! --Bad Attitude Barbie^SDN 03:32, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
2. Zaknrfama - Neon Knights. NEON. Also, a Knight. Also, attacking the source of the infection. Also, a BAMF. --DT^PK 04:43, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Grooviest Group

1. Maltonian_Inquisition - Glorious on a scale unmatched by any other group. --DT^PK 04:43, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Most Improved

1. Flogging Molly - He's come a long way. --DT^PK 04:43, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Services To The Industry

1. User:DT --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:44, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
2. Anime Sucks 23:37, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
3. Blue Emu kept the PK list running after desenz went down. Massive contribution that needs to be recognized. --DT^PK 04:43, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Lifetime Achievement

1. User:DT --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:44, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
2. Anime Sucks 23:37, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
3. Kempy. ~ _{02:23, 2 November 2011 (UTC)}
4. DrJackson. DT was simply my puppet--Rapture 03:27, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

   Ryan Lynch Divs 03:32, 2 November 2011 (UTC) Older vote struck - only one vote per user and category. -- Spiderzed█ 18:29, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

5. Ciscokitty Divs 03:32, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
6. Karloth Vois --DT^PK 04:43, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
7. Kempy ***flashes gold teeth*** WOOOO! ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 07:58, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Judge's Area

For one thing, I want to keep JP discussion this year as transparent as possible, so I try to keep as much of it on the wiki as possible. Of course, cat-herding 5 folks without employing forums PMs, e-mail and IRC will be tough, so this plan is almost guaranteed to fail, but it is still something I will try to. -- Spiderzed█ 16:45, 27 October 2011 (BST)

Categories

Any comment's from my fellow judges about the categories? Carrie wondered on IRC if we could have a survivor category this year. -- Spiderzed█ 16:45, 27 October 2011 (BST)

I'm totally down with a survivor category. Since we already cover PK'ers,BH'ers and zeds, why not? Only seems fair. Any decent PK'er worth their salt will have encountered some survivor group whom they'll have gained a little respect for after all. Let's see a best/wittiest taunt in here too. Bit of recognition for those class one liners that often get missed. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

17:05, 27 October 2011 (BST)

Oh, Best Taunt. Yes, that deserves its own entry. Last year, all such attempts got swamped out by broader PKer events like the war on ACC. -- Spiderzed█ 22:44, 27 October 2011 (BST)

Added, along with Best Dressed. -- Spiderzed█ 23:05, 28 October 2011 (BST)

Time Range

Checking for the man-hunt events, I saw that Red October ends on November 22 and that AHMH5 starts on December 2. I'd prefer a clean cut that gives people some wiggling room to vote for the current event without bleeding over into the next, so I'd like to change the end date to November 30 (giving one week to evaluate and vote for RO2, without overlapping into AHMH5). Anyone against that? -- Spiderzed█ 12:38, 28 October 2011 (BST)

That's fine with me. AHMH4 happened after the last Malties. Of course so did the first Red October. :P ~ _{14:37, 28 October 2011 (UTC)}

All good in the hood, SZ. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

15:59, 28 October 2011 (BST)

Do they have hoods in Scotland I thought it was just hobbit cloaks ans plaid school girl skirts. <3 Brother BD ^{PK Talk PST} 06:28, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Course we have hoods. It's constantly fucking raining, innit? My question is do they have formatting in mongland. Learn to wiki, you plonk. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

07:19, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Formatting? Why when it so much more enjoyable to piss you off. Don't get your skirt in knot. I may just nominate you for best zerg. Brother BD ^{PK Talk PST} 07:32, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

That it? That the best you got? C'mon, I'll give you another couple of free ones, before I'll show you how it's done, k? Entertain me. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

12:03, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Your thinking is off old bean. I am not doing this for your entertainment I am doing it for mine. Brother BD ^{PK Talk PST} 16:17, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Extended then. -- Spiderzed█ 23:05, 28 October 2011 (BST)

Other stuff

General Banter

Do not cast your vote yet. Categories are still subject to panel discussion. -- Spiderzed█ 15:33, 27 October 2011 (BST)

Frankly after the Bullshit nomination last year of the FU into a finalist position when they tied for votes with SFHNAS I'm glad you've actually got some voices of reason on the panel this year. --Like Moss and The Dude..... 15:44, 27 October 2011 (BST)

Yup. But we've got Harrison too, so...for every ying, a yang. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

15:53, 27 October 2011 (BST)

Prediction: Half the PKer community do not recognize this MMA and hold their own (the other cobra crowd). Natural result of Prediction: Lulz.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 18:02, 27 October 2011 (BST)

Half the community? I see 1 PKer and a bunch of alt abusers here. --Amber Waves of Pain 02:10, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Plus, it's circle jerk of epic faggotry. WTF?! Get an original idea. --_♥AU10♥Pantomime _{Mistress of Pain}┌∩┐(◕‿◕)┌∩┐ 15:25, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

15:32, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

I demand a jury of Ross and 11 other sys-ops to arbitrate this. -- Spiderzed█ 18:11, 27 October 2011 (BST)

I rule in favour of the side that posts the most images of Bill Duke on the wiki in the next week, whilst avoiding vandalism/misconduct punishment. --Like Moss and The Dude..... 18:33, 27 October 2011 (BST)

wow yon. that was funny. #truth--User:Sexualharrison22:09, 27 October 2011 (bst)

Jury, Spidey? Who do you think you are? Me? :P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:46, 27 October 2011 (BST)

I do. I also refuse all non-sys-ops as arbitrators, and won't participate unless there are at least 12 members in the jury. -- Spiderzed█ 22:53, 27 October 2011 (BST)

There's only 9 SysOps, excluding yourself. Unless you wish to count Kevan and Urbandead as well, that will be 11. The question is...Will you be able to convince Kevan and Urbandead to partake in this jury? ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:08, 27 October 2011 (BST)

Who said I was to be excluded? -- Spiderzed█ 23:21, 27 October 2011 (BST)

In what category would you suggest nominating "everyone vs The Dead 2011"? Perhaps a crossover event category? Also, does the failure of a PKer group to do anything of merit in the last year and half while still remaining constantly active count as ineptitude?-- Albert Schwan  _{Tuesday, 1 November 2011}

Tricky one that. Could be under Best Zombie moment or Best Survivor, considering we did figure them out and pull off an amazing 'V The Mini Series' comeback. Either way, it's deffo gonna win an award cos it was the highlight moment of the year no doubt. Also, sure, why not. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

00:46, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

Since the pro-active part of the overall new March of the Dead was driven by the zombie side, I would file it under zombie moment. Particular smaller events within that scope driven by survivors might fall under survivor event. -- Spiderzed█ 01:24, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

So the original march would be a zombie moment but the survivor rally/comeback amd C.R.A.P. campaign would be a survivor moment? Good to know. I presume you will post when you are ready to take nominations? -- Albert Schwan  _{Tuesday, 1 November 2011}

Nominations have been open for 1.5 hours now. I just don't want to be the first, since I already judge. I'd first like to see what other people consider as noteworthy without influencing them. -- Spiderzed█ 01:38, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

There you go. Now you have some nominations, so by all means, have at. -- Albert Schwan  _{Tuesday, 1 November 2011}

I will hold back for the first few days at least. -- Spiderzed█ 02:21, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

Is the format of these OK?-- Albert Schwan  _{Tuesday, 1 November 2011}

# blablah --~~~~ does fine. -- Spiderzed█ 02:41, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

HEY GUYS LETS VOTE oh wait it wont mean dick annoying 23:59, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Newcomer Awards

After last year's discussion about Natasha Fatale and the good points DDR brought up, I have decided to set the time range from 12 to 18 months. Original proposal was 15 months - I just added 3 months to make up for the fact that this year's MMA will be about 3 months later. -- Spiderzed█ 16:45, 27 October 2011 (BST)

what no judge template.?

P--User:Sexualharrison00:17, 2 November 2011 (bst)

	MMA 11 Judge
	One of Maltie's Eleven.

Quick knock up, will perfect tommorow --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 00:29, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Categories

Seeing as we have Best Dressed ?, can we also have Best Roleplayer and Best Animal, my deepest apologies if this is the wrong area for discussion, it is late and and have not had my pai.--Rapture 04:02, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Actually ignore that

ZKer/Life Cultist

is this character-type obsolete or considered survivor-type? →Son of Sin← 09:09, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

nope just gay--User:Sexualharrison13:12, 2 November 2011 (bst)

I think there is barely enough dedicated life-culting to have enough of a pool of alts for any kind of dedicated award. There is only one group really dedicated to it. Otherwise, survivors just use life-culting a rarely used tactic of opportunity. File them under survivor if you really want to, but why would you? -- Spiderzed█ 18:16, 2 November 2011 (UTC)