Talk:Militant Order of Barhah

MOB Impersonators

The following are wearing MOB tags but are not members:

john01 (tags now removed)
cryptrocket (tags now removed)
IsmoLaitela
an injured cat
Hunga(tags now removed)
KaChomp
Corpsol
Dr Manoooo
Maaaaaaaaaarco (tags now removed)
scrwnee
monsterline
ZOE Mizar (tags now removed)
anonomise
Mortie 2
Pressured Buddy (tags now removed)
hambarghar

In order to avoid misunderstandings, MOB would like to remind all of our prospective members to read this sign up thread before changing your tags to "Militant Order of Barhah". We have a way of doing things that was born out of necessity, and want to make sure we all abide by our rules. --FLZombie 01:16, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Zombie Poetry

Please feel free to add your creation to this section. If we get enough, we'll make a dedicated page for it!

Zombie Haiku

GRAB HARMANZ BRA!NZ
HARMANZ BAGHAM ZAMBAZ
-!Z BARHAH
--FLZombie 01:59, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

brahnz ahr ahm nahm nahm
Ah grab zam rhanabahr ah
Ghan nahm nammahnazz!
--Froggie 02:05, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

Romantic Poems for St Barhahntines Day

rhazaz ar ragh
baarraghz ar braaah
bra!nz are arzhaaam
ang za ar !aaah.
--FLZombie 03:43, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

41st Death Com. Salute

Greetings to our esteemed undead friends. I wanted to comment on how much we are currently enjoying the battle for Crowbank and are looking forward to the conclusion of the fight (as well as all of our future encounters). Happy hunting and good luck, from the 41st Death Com.! --BoSS 20 May 2008

Invitation for dinner at Fort Perryn

Dear friends, i'm proud to invite you to the feast, we, ferals, are going to have there in next few weeks. Also, many major survivour groups are invited too, so siege promises to be not only tasty but also challenging.

Much Respect

I'm sure you guys have heard this from survivors before, but you've got much respect from Phoenix Security Services. Thanks for one hell of a battle in Darvall Heights! You guys are truly one of the most destructive hordes we've ever had the honor of going up against. I'm sure we'll meet again!--Dr Doom86 05:43, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

I am with Dr Doom86, only I ask you fellas ease up a bit before there are no humanz left to munch.--Airborne88^{T Zom MIS} 06:25, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks, and Barhah! :D--Zaphord 23:25, 6 May 2008 (BST)

UDBrain Tool

Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know about a greasemonkey script my friend and I just developed. It tracks barricade status of all the buildings in Malton using a database. I'm looking for a large group to sponsor it because the way the script works is that every time a user with the script visits a building, a barricade report is submitted to the database. In order for our data to be up to date, we need a lot of users. Would you please use the script? Once the user base gets large enough, you'll enjoy the barricade status of each building appearing on the map. It should make your UD lives much easier. The script is available **** . Thanks!
--Scotaro007 05:33, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

I removed the link to the script. It is unrelated to the MOB and should not be advertising on this page. -- Rutherford 18:26, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

Barhah.com and irc.nexuswar.com down?

It's 2pm GMT on Sunday 11th Nov... are they down? I can't access either the website or the irc server. Starting to get worried, my strike time's in a coupla hours! --Xavier Harkonnen

As i said earlier on the RRF page, the servers been down for several hours, and it will be down for several more. --The Grimch ^{U! E! WAT!} 14:18, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Ah thanks, I didn't check the RRF page. Much obliged. I'll delete this conversation when they're back up, but I'll leave it up for now in case anyone else ends up in my position. --Xavier Harkonnen

No need to delete it. --The Grimch ^{U! E! WAT!} 14:32, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to Rolt Heights!

We of the Manbagz Zahmbahz would like to welcome fellow worshippers of Barhah to Rolt heights! We wish your group luck and success in this suburb, and invite you to join the merrymaking and brainz eating in the PD departments in the upcoming weeks!

	Combined Zombie Groups of Malton Supporter
	This User or Group supports the Combined Zombie Groups of Malton & acknowledges that Ridleybank is the zombie heartland, and that every action of their zombie group is contributing in some little way to Barhah.

Huey Long Speaks in !zanbah

I'm sending this circular to as many active zombie groups as possible:

I, Huey Pierce Long, Jr., will be speaking at Pooll Crescent Police Department in !zanbah (Eastonwood) on April 8th, 2007, concerning his campaign to win the nomination of the Zombiecratic Party in the Mayor of Malton campaign, and I would like to invite your group to send a representative to attend the rally. It is my earnest hope to improve the situation for the lowly, starving ferals of Malton, and I would like to have your support in doing so.

Check out my campaign site for details, and if you like what you see, don't forget to vote for Huey P Long! As always, I can be contacted through my talk page (or that of my alt) if you have any questions, comments, etc. --Huey P Long ♠♥♣♦ 04:14, 6 April 2007 (BST)

Roftwood

You guys slaughtered everyone in Greenhow? Ah damn it....I was stocking on ammo to so I could do a little mass pking in there Sunday...Ah well. First come first serve, I guess. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 04:47, 1 June 2007 (BST)

Indeed. To a man.--Jorm 05:22, 1 June 2007 (BST)

Yo

We dont have any beef with you guys,but if you want a free meal,get down to Pescodside,many survivors,weve been pking them for weeks,and knocking down their cades every day almost,we welcome you to come.

-St. Anastasius' Royal Guard

MOB takes Silver Medals in 2007 Malton Special Olympics

In 2 of 3 categories, the Miltant Order of Barhah perfomed strongly, taking Silver Spine Medals in Overall Horde Points and Horde Efficiency. MAHB! BARHAH!! --Drag'n'Feast 20:06, 2 August 2007 (BST)

Bar, hah?

I regret to inform you that I have tried shouting BARHAH into the night. It did not incite any feelings of, well, what you claim to feel. Unless you feel cold, stupid, and tired(It was rather late at night). Even on Halloween it failed! Admittedly the lack of un-life, a horde, and a dog barking didn't help, but come on! --Rachel Akebre 08:19, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

Hello, and thank your for your interest in Barhah. Were you breathing at the time? If so, you're doing it wrong, for as the MOB knows all too well, harmanz are unable to experience the peace of Barhah. Please wait for one of our dedicated, hardworking customer relations agents to infect you with necrotizing fascitis and arrange a devival, then ?rise in your new form and try it then. Please keep us informed of the results. Cheers! ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 03:36, 14 November 2008 (UTC)

Anti barhah works better when your living; it gives you a sence of notr wanting to die. For humans wanting ot be zombies calling living barhah will help you get into a mood of wanting to die always until you do die.--Jakezing 03:57, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

Unfortunately death is not un-death, and attempting to die is rather more permanent in, you know, the place that I tried it...--Ryvyoli ^{Y R} 06:40, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

Well, yes, you will also require exposure to necrotizing fascitis to properly experience Barhah. If none is available in your area, please visit or write to write to Owens Crescent School [55, 42] Malton for a free sample. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 12:40, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Next location

After we trash any survivors who dare to retake Brooksville and deal with North Blythville, where do we head next? I know there is a locator but it does not include future locations. Nemesis645 13:57, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

While we do have an eye to the long-term progress of the horde, decisions like "which suburb next?" are left to very short notice. We do have scouts out while we devour suburbs, and where we move, when it happens, is down to the scouting reports from those days we move on. Details are usually announced in IRC and in our private forum before being made publicly available. - Bisfan 09:16, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Tollyton

Were you responsible for the ransacking of Tollyton? Nemesis645 08:55, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

We had nothing to with Tollyton. this time. - Bisfan 09:14, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Very well. But the Church of Resurrection wish to fight with you and your mob in Dakerstown. Nemesis645 11:17, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Do you even represent the Church of the Resurrection? You are posting here that you want to fight them here, and you are "declaring war" on the Church on behalf of the MOB at the above link. Linkthewindow  Talk  11:34, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Harman, do not presume to speak on behalf of the MOB. For you are crunchy and taste good with bargagah zaarz. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 12:18, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Then leave our territories in the South alone and I will not presume to speak on behalf of your fellow groups. Nemesis645 19:07, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Nemesis645: Please understand that we are zombies, we eat harmanz. This is what zombies do. :) Now gaming aside, I realize you are probably new to UDwiki, but please do not attempt to blackmail us by threatening to vandalize the wiki. As you probably just found out, all of your posts are logged. Please continue to enjoy the game, and I hope we meet in UD sometime. :) --FLZombie 02:40, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

"leave our territories in the South alone" WTF? Don't push it, pal. "You" don't own ANY territories. Even if you did, the MOB goes where the food is and owns wherever it happens to be. (HINT: you are food, nothing more, nothing less) -- Grogh 02:48, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Well, the survivors do. Your fanatic policies are pushing it as well, so you can't talk. Nemesis645 16:57, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Zombie Apocalypse. Not so hard to understand. We don't talk, we kill. We do it well, we do it often. We cannot be stopped. Learn that or be forever frustrated. -- Grogh 18:59, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Point there. Just understand being pro survivor- we talk and kill, we do it well, we do it often, but we are forced to fight wars of attrition we have a small chance of winning. Sorry bout the speaking on behalf by the way. Nemesis645 16:44, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

It takes a great deal of character to recognize an error. Apology accepted. You are new and enthusiastic, and that is very good. I am glad you want to be creative, but not to the point of trying to surreptitiously stir crap up. You have learned a valuable lesson, and this game is more rewarding if you stick to legit actions that result in true victories. In the end, gamesmanship is everything. With grogh's permission, I will now remove you from our list of MOB Impersonators. :D -- FLZ ^(MOB)

Thanks and good luck to you (though I will still be carrying my shotgun round near you). Nemesis645 17:14, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009

	Group Active? Request.
	In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

Currently the suburb in question is Pashenton but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a random request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you.--Thadeous Oakley 14:58, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Fixed it. Thanks! --FLZombie 03:39, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

Harh! I remember someone in Pashenton added us to that list in 2007, and we were still on it when we came back in 2008. Obviously we made an impression. ;) ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 11:02, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

Kempsterbank

Greetings MOB,

I am Poodle of Doom, leader of EVIL. I used to be the leader of The Knights Templar. They currently reside in Kempsterbank. I don't know what suburb you are planning on moving to next, but if you are planning on moving to Kempsterbank, Please let me know,.... I am willing to share information about the Knights, and their strongholds in this particular suburb. I would be interested in sharing information about what five buildings you could attack first to basically cripple them, and ruin their entire suburb. On that note, EVIL wishes to purpose an alliance. -Poodle of doom 01:29, 12 July 2009 (BST)

The MOB does not recognize any humans or human groups of any kind. -- Grogh 01:28, 18 August 2009 (BST)

hoffman

hello there, my name is officer forensic hoffman, i wish to speak with the leader of this.....interesting group of entities. --Forensic hoffman 02:59, 17 July 2009 (BST)

I didn't think the MOB associated themselves with groups that are known to use zerging? Zanty 02:57, 19 July 2009 (BST)

Wish I knew what the hell you guys are talking about .... -- Grogh 01:29, 18 August 2009 (BST)

Invitation to Naked Twister Party

Hey guys! On behalf of the Naked Twister Party '09, we would like to invite you to Fort Creedy's gatehouse for a night several days of barricade ramming, beer-chugging, naked twister and (of course) bra!nz. If you can join us, just drop a line on the NTP's discussion page and we'll see you there! --Chekken 01:55, 14 August 2009 (BST)

Naked Twister Party--Alliance

I think you've misunderstood the aims of the group. We're zombies...only zombies. Some of us are death cultists, but the event mostly consisted of zombies. Perhaps you did unintentionally join us at Fort Creedy. We sent an invitation for you to join us at Fort Creedy (see below), and we were joined by strike squads a little while later. Maybe we happened to be there at the same time. --Chekken 01:18, 18 August 2009 (BST)

Got it figured out ... seems we moved in on the 8th and you invited us to our own party on the 14th .... By the 9th we'd already ruined Farmer NT and were working on Morrish. We took out the mall then the fort. -- Grogh 01:30, 18 August 2009 (BST)