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T|Z.Quiz|PSS 14:47, 6 April 2008 (BST)
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Recent Events
from Greentown:
September 28th At least 2 zombies on the streets. Breakdown of the Tactical Resource Points:
- 3 Police depts: 2 powered, 1 not.
- 1 hospital: powered.
- 2 factories: 1 powered, 1 not.
- 1 auto repair: powered.
Safe. --Funt Solo QT 
20:00, 28 September 2008 (BST)
August 17th Started tearing down EHB barricades to VSB in motels, churchs, clubs, and stations. --User:TwinpeaksFireman 08:50, 17 August 2008 (EST)
August 14th I died because these morons didn't keep fire stations or Motels and Towers VSB. Greentown needs to follow UBP. --Vynergy 22:31, 14 August 2008 (BST)
August 13th If I run into one more unenterable building that is supposed to be an entry point, I am going to throw my computer across the room. Seriously, is it really that hard to comply to the barricade policy? --JaredTalk W! P! 17:01, 13 August 2008 (BST)
from South Blythville:
August 17th Suburb is very safe, but their are some zombies in the west. Think they are waiting for a revive though.
Linkthewindow 22:21, 16 August 2008 (BST)
August 13th Pking activity has been on the rise recently within Marven Mall by the PKing group "Mercenaries"
Funkmeister3 12:32, 13 August 2008 (BST)funkmeister3
August 8th After recent requests solicited no response, the following group links have been removed from the suburb.
If any of these groups are still active, please add them again.
RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 09:48, 8 August 2008 (BST)
August 6th
The east part of South Blythville, in the area of Marven Mall/the Preston Building/Gee Avenue is relatively safe. I don't recommend sleeping in the streets, but most buildings are barricaded and lit, and even those that aren't lit are fairly safe.
JaredTalk Aces C-Kids 15:53, 6 August 2008 (BST)
fromNorth Blythville:
August 8 After recent requests solicited no response, the following group links have been removed from the suburb.
Blythville Gang
Hazeldine Committee, The
PEZ United
V16
Kaishakunin
Minions of the Apocalypse
Undeadites- Ungrateful Dead
If any of these groups are still active, please add them again.
--Adavastor 19:41, 8 August 2008 (BST)
fromLockettside:
August 16th The Lockettside Boys would like to report that we have cleared and caded much of our quarter and have enjoyed the exercise....but we look forward to going back to drinking heavily and hitting each other with newspapers. NEWSPAPER TAG!! 1818korea 01:38, 16 August 2008
August 14th The MoB appears to have headed Eastward toward Williamsville, and survivors are beginning to repair the area. There remains scattered zombie activity, and PK'er groups like the Late Night TV Crue have resumed coordinated activities against the inhabitants of St. Alexander's hospital and their supporters. The mall is starting to repopulate, and is solidly in survivor hands. --Sarah Silverman 14:07, 14 August 2008 (BST)
August 13th External Military: "... can see nearly a hundred on the streets of Lockettside ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... several buildings with power ... some minor structural damage ... some survivor activity in Tompson Mall ..." Laitaine 01:15, 14 August 2008 (BST)
August 5th The MOB and friends have ruined Tompson Mall, along with Cheeke NT (adjacent to the mall but in Ruddlebank), the Beer Building, St Alexander's Hospital, Bridgewater Crescent and Grandon Place PDs, Lindsey and Stowell Towers, and the Jolliffe Building. -- Grogh 17:07, 5 August 2008 (BST)
August 4th
After recent requests solicited no response, the following group links have been removed from the suburb.
- Legions of Lockettside
Leighton Kru}}- Lockettside Unified Suburb Theory
- Malton's Messengers
- The Malton Vietcong
If any of these groups are still active, please add them again.
--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 11:41, 4 August 2008 (BST)
August 2nd With The MOB totally in control of the mall, 3 corners ruined and zombies outnumbering humans by better than 2:1 in the last quad, it appears the mall will soon fall. Concerned humans wonder "Is anyplace safe?", while zombies worry about running out of Orange Julius. -- Grogh 04:57, 2 August 2008 (BST)
August 1st The Militant Order of Barhah has announced their entry into Lockettside by ruining the NE corner of Tompson Mall. Allies and ferals are responding to the groans. It doesn't look good for the mall, as it seems many are just running for their lives; the population has already dropped by 40. -- Grogh 02:40, 1 August 2008 (BST)
- 24 hours after the MOB first broke in, the population of the mall is down by over one hundred. Hope for the remainder is dwindling. -- Grogh 04:37, 1 August 2008 (BST)
fromWykewood:
August 9th External Military: "... Wykewood is still active, about eighty on the streets ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... can't see any signs of life ... most of the buildings are ruined ..." Laitaine 16:29, 9 August 2008 (BST)
August 8th After recent requests solicited no response, the following group links have been removed from the suburb.
If any of these groups are still active, please add them again. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 09:48, 8 August 2008 (BST)
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