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===[[your suggestion]]===

The reason(s) you think your suggestion is worthy of being on the list.--~~~~

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Vote either "Keep", "Kill", or "Undecided" in bold font ('''your vote''') on the next available line under the suggestion and any previous votes. Remember to add your signature after your vote.

eg)

==[[Suggestion Road]]==
 Reasons--[[A random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
 :'''Keep'''. I like it.--[[Another random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007
 ::'''Kill'''. I don't find it that funny.--[[Yet another random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007
 :::'''Undecided'''. I just don't know!! Try and convince me to vote either way.--~~~~      (<---- that's your vote!)

All suggestions are an automatic "keep" vote by the suggester, unless otherwise indicated by the suggester. A suggestion will remain under voting for at least seven days (depending on the balance of votes) and must have at least 2/3 majority "keep" votes for it to be inducted onto the list. If you come across a suggestion that has been up for seven days and has at least a two thirds majority of "keep" votes, please feel free to add it to the agreed upon category on the ALiM list. Thankyou.

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The Asling Monument

Think...think of the awesomeness that could come out of this name! --Chekken 01:43, 18 August 2009 (BST)

Kill, at ALiM, we don't really "think", it is more up to the nominator to use the location in a funny sentence explaining the lol-ness of the lolcation. So until proven otherwise, I am voting Kill.--CyberRead240 02:34, 18 August 2009 (BST)

Elaborate?--Nallan (Talk) 06:33, 18 August 2009 (BST)

As(s)... Li..ck? --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 06:46, 18 August 2009 (BST)

No, no... asling. "J3D is the head arse, Read and Nick are his arslings" :P -- boxy ^{talk • teh rulz} 06:49 18 August 2009 (BST)

lol nice. But I'm also highly offended.--Nallan (Talk) 11:54, 18 August 2009 (BST)

I get it now. Boxy hates ALiM because he secretly wants to join, add and edit frequently, but is just not funny or witty enough to make a real go of it. It all adds up since I read that post.--CyberRead240 15:44, 18 August 2009 (BST)

you sure do love to pretend like everyone wants to be part of your groups. maybe try something new? Cyberbob Talk 16:02, 18 August 2009 (BST)

I'm gonna say kill because "azling" was the first thing that sprung to mind, rather than "assling".--Nallan (Talk) 09:07, 19 August 2009 (BST)

kill --WanYao 09:24, 19 August 2009 (BST)

Nott Auto Repair

So... I'm confused. Is it or isn't it? _{And to a lesser extent, The Nott Museum.}--Nallan (Talk) 05:07, 16 August 2009 (BST)

Keep - but only if your explanation succeeds its entry on the main page. I lold. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 06:43, 18 August 2009 (BST)

Bacon Row

Mmmmmmm. Bacon. --Haliman - Talk 17:48, 3 August 2009 (BST)

Kill. It's on ELiM - that's enough I reckon. But it is pretty fakkin awesome that it's in fryerbank. The icing on the proverbial cake, one might say.--Nallan (Talk) 06:46, 4 August 2009 (BST)

Shaft Grove

The page needs lolification. It currently focuses on some kind of commercial history rather than phallic innuendo.--Nallan (Talk) 04:23, 3 August 2009 (BST)

That's just sad.--x o x o 14:30, 3 August 2009 (BST)

the history, not you thinking it should be phallic lol.--x o x o 14:30, 3 August 2009 (BST)

I'll have you know a fine, upstanding member of the wiki wrote that. Like most of vinetown its a broad history of depression, and a thriving club scene. There's even a mention of a panda at one point. --Ross less ne s s^{Want a Location Image?} 18:26, 3 August 2009 (BST)

I'll have you know i didn't actually read it, let alone look at the page :P Hey, it's the alim crowd, what'd you expect? --x o x o 13:40, 4 August 2009 (BST)

Don't bow down to superior contributors, that's not the alim way! --ϑϑℜ 14:13, 4 August 2009 (BST)

You don't even know what the alim way is anymore man. --x o x o 14:31, 4 August 2009 (BST)

I never knew the fucking alim way, i was never part of your stupid clique. --ϑϑℜ 14:32, 4 August 2009 (BST)

...denial. --x o x o 14:43, 4 August 2009 (BST)

You try to suck me in so I can like, ban cunts for you and, like, make u not get vandal warning but i'm just too responsible. --ϑϑℜ 14:54, 4 August 2009 (BST)

You don't honestly think that's true, do you?--Nallan (Talk) 22:22, 4 August 2009 (BST)

Of course he's kdding, even ddr knows he's not responsible ;) --x o x o 01:03, 6 August 2009 (BST)

put Eastwood Museum on ALiM already or i'll use sysop as badge and threaten ban u. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 14:14, 9 August 2009 (BST)

It's in the queue. I'll put these on soon. Chill nigger. --x o x o 14:17, 9 August 2009 (BST)

full of suspense!!!!!!! --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 14:32, 9 August 2009 (BST)

Mallrats added some slightly wrong flavour that I think works well. Well done mallrat. --Ross less ne s s^{Want a Location Image?} 17:06, 18 August 2009 (BST)

Haha just read it. Very mycock building - love it.--Nallan (Talk) 08:46, 19 August 2009 (BST)

Gillycuddy Boulevard

wtf?--Nallan (Talk) 09:43, 31 July 2009 (BST)

lulz.--x o x o 14:13, 31 July 2009 (BST)

What the fuck? I'd vouch this. --ϑϑℜ 14:22, 31 July 2009 (BST)

The Curme Building

lulz.--x o x o 05:53, 27 July 2009 (BST)

Kill. I get it, but I ain't lol it... :| --Nallan (Talk) 06:44, 4 August 2009 (BST)

wtf you told me to put this here! I've half a mind to leave the alim crowd over this kill vote.--x o x o 14:06, 9 August 2009 (BST)

Fricker Crescent Police Department

Suggested by User:Taneer over at the category talk page.

Keep - If it's good enough for UD, it's goodenough for me!--Nallan (Talk) 08:16, 5 July 2009 (BST)

The Futcher Museum

lol.--x o x o 03:03, 19 May 2009 (BST)

and if that didn't convince you!--x o x o 03:05, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Kill- sucks. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 07:49, 20 May 2009 (BST)

Kill - WTF MAN ALIM HAS STANDARDS!!--Nallan (Talk) 12:41, 20 May 2009 (BST)

But i linked to urbandictionary *bawls*--x o x o 08:51, 22 May 2009 (BST)

The Eastwood Museum

I don't care WHAT you all say. You knew the second I found this place I would nominate it for some sort of award. A museum dedicated to Clint Eastwood... Wow. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 08:52, 9 May 2009 (BST)

Put it in the same cat as Norris Bank. Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 11:31, 9 May 2009 (BST)

Good enough for me. Keep. --Fujiko Mine 04:07, 11 May 2009 (BST)

Personally i just think it's really funny...keep.--x o x o 05:33, 12 May 2009 (BST)

keep keep keep keep keep keep D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 07:17, 12 May 2009 (BST)

Tinkler Street

Because the article isn't immature enough without pee jokes. --Fujiko Mine 06:12, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

My my sometimes i could swear kevan is adding new lolcations just to keep us on our toes...--x o x o 11:57, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

There's also Tinkler Plaza School in Rhodenbank. =D --Fujiko Mine 18:36, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 05:01, 30 March 2009 (BST)

Keep - tinkle! Tee hee hee! --Blackboard 16:21, 30 March 2009 (BST)

Hickey Square

Win. --Haliman - Talk 19:01, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

autoadd ala the Hickey Building.--x o x o 02:07, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

A square hickey? Oh my... D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 08:45, 30 May 2009 (BST)

Hecks Library and the two Hecks Streets

Did a history on the library.--Nallan (Talk) 03:54, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

If you fail once just keep on tryin', aye Nallan? undec.--x o x o 04:19, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Kill D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 02:44, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh wow I forgot about that. Ah well I'll keep it here in case there's a miraculous change in votes.--Nallan (Talk) 02:16, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

The Beer Building Vote on me!

Meh. It's got a description. And it's a bit like beer school but less funny. Thoughts people?--x o x o 08:04, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

Keep - thought it was already on here. Might have been in the past I guess. I mean if there was a building IRL called The Beer Building I would lol.--Nallan (Talk) 05:27, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

Keep for continuity D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 02:44, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Pownall Street School

All a y'all are PWNED!! --Blackboard 15:48, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

Keep--Nallan (Talk) 23:38, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

Keep - where is all this high quality alim coming from?--x o x o 23:59, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

fuck yes -D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 02:44, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Shartman Walk

There goes my pants, I hate when I go to far. In Williamsville. Larr Gota

Care to explain? I think I'm missing something here...--Nallan (Talk) 08:46, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

SHART = SH[it] + [f]ART. Like... hey guys, listen to this one! Hahaha! Was that the loudest thing you've ever WAIT - I NEED TO CHECK MY PANTS. --Blackboard 14:01, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

Also, keep.

It's on the other UD, so it gets my tick of approval.--x o x o 07:48, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

kill - D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 02:44, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

The Leggetter Motel

Gettin' some leg in Crowbank. Camo Bathrobe 02:51, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Nice. We still get the odd gem round these parts after all. Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 02:59, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Keep.--x o x o 23:59, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

The Horwill Hotel

Of course she will! Camo Bathrobe 18:54, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Keep - i could have sworn this was already on the list but it isn't, nor in the archive.--x o x o 07:51, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Keep. Had to think of it as "The whore will...". The "the" makes it a lot alimmer.--Nallan (Talk) 10:10, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Keep - D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 02:44, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

The Swears Museum

A museum of all the swear words imaginable!--DiscoInferno 11:30, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

keep description would be nice too.--x o x o 07:51, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 10:10, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

KEEPKEEPKEEPKEEP!!!!! Times a fuckin' million! --Chekken 01:33, 18 August 2009 (BST)

Locations Under Review

All suggestions are an automatic "kill" vote by the suggester, unless otherwise indicated by the suggester. A suggestion will remain under voting for at least fourteen days (depending on the balance of votes) and must have at least 2/3 majority "kill" votes for it to be removed from the list. If you come across a suggestion that has been down for fourteen days and has at least a two thirds majority of "kill" votes, please feel free to remove it from the ALiM list and remove the ALiM template from its page. Thankyou.

A clear out

If you want to get this page up to good article status you'll need to cut out a lot of the cock jokes and get some genuinely funny stuff going in. I feel places without descriptions shouldn't be included unless the name itself is drop-dead hilarious, as a result I'm going to stick a ton of them down here as well as some I don't think are up to scratch. I do want this to make good article status as you guys have put a lot of work into it over the past while and it would be a shame not to recognise it. -- C h e e s e 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)

There are too many of these to effen vote on every one. Man alive. Therefore... Please consider a lack of a vote to be a Kill vote from me. If I see any I want to keep, I shall vote accordingly. --WanYao 21:25, 17 May 2009 (BST)

I'm with WanYao... kill them all. Archive them somewhere, so we don't get people trying to re-instate them without doing a lulworthy description first. --Blackboard 21:44, 18 May 2009 (BST)

Exception: KEEP CAUNTS

That would be the archive. And also CLiT.--x o x o 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Archiving things in the archive, eh? This sounds intriguing. Tell me more. --Blackboard 07:35, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Allwood_Drive

Kill No description + weak cock joke. -- C h e e s e 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
kill as cheese. --WanYao 21:13, 17 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --x o x o 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

The Chubb Building

Kill No description + we already have The Chubb Monument. -- C h e e s e 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
Kill--Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --x o x o 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Longmate Plaza

Kill No description + very weak cock joke. -- C h e e s e 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
Keep--x o x o 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Membery Avenue

Kill No description + we already have The Membery Arms which I find funnier. -- C h e e s e 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
kill b/c it's st00pid --WanYao 21:14, 17 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --x o x o 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

The Cockell Building

Kill No decent description + weak cock joke. -- C h e e s e 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)

kill as cheese --WanYao 21:15, 17 May 2009 (BST)

Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
Kill - in order to both remove the unfunny cock lolcations and keep them in one compact place CLiT has been created so cockell etc can be removed from the list, with my full endorsement!--x o x o 08:11, 18 May 2009 (BST)

Cocker Boulevard Fire Station

Kill No decent description + we already have The Cocker Museum and Club Cocker. -- C h e e s e 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --x o x o 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Cockle Street

Kill No decent description + we already have Cockle Cinema. -- C h e e s e 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --x o x o 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Coxon Auto Repair

Kill No decent description + weak cock joke. -- C h e e s e 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
Keep cocks on, boys! --x o x o 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

The Locock Building

Kill No decent description + weak cock joke. -- C h e e s e 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --x o x o 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Peacock Road

Kill - I've never liked this one. -- C h e e s e 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)

kill - as if a bird with big tail feather is funny. --WanYao 21:17, 17 May 2009 (BST)

Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --x o x o 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Silcock Row

Kill No decent description + we have The Silcock Building. -- C h e e s e 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --x o x o 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Silcock Auto Repair

Kill No decent description + we have The Silcock Building. -- C h e e s e 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --x o x o 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Tancock Walk

Kill No decent description + we have Tancock Park. -- C h e e s e 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
kill - really, i'm starting to be in favour of putting ALiM up for deletion. It's 90% fucking spam. And when a select clique bloc vote their immature as hell ideas of "humour" in... This is the merde we get. Cheese, you're a better man than I... I don't have the patience to vote on all of these... --WanYao 21:24, 17 May 2009 (BST)
Keep --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)

The Willcocks Building

Kill No decent description + weak cock joke. -- C h e e s e 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --x o x o 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Gayleard Place

Kill I don't like this one. -- C h e e s e 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)

kill as the perfect example of exactly what's wrong with ALiM. --WanYao 21:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)

Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --x o x o 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Tutcher Walk

Kill Tutcher Place is funnier. -- C h e e s e 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)

yawn = kill --WanYao 21:20, 17 May 2009 (BST)

Kill, but keep tutcher place. --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --x o x o 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Swallow Auto Repair

Kill We have Swallow Lane Police Department -- C h e e s e 15:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --Nallan (Talk) 07:45, 18 May 2009 (BST)
Kill --x o x o 02:57, 19 May 2009 (BST)

I archived the locations that were to be kept. I'll give this a few more days (read: a few months) then when i feel like it i'll dealim these bad boys.--x o x o 14:15, 9 August 2009 (BST)

I can do it in a few days if you'd like. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 14:16, 9 August 2009 (BST)

Nah it's okay. You're busy with sysopy stuff :) --x o x o 14:30, 9 August 2009 (BST)

Category Changes

The following are nominated for a change in their category, not for their merit on the list itself. Entries must include the location in question and the suggested category to which it would be moved. Please vote either Keep in current category or Move to category suggested.

General Discussion

Good Article Friendliness

I alphabetized a bunch of the locations several years ago... I was just about to carry on when I got to thinking: would it be a better idea to alphabetize them by their suburb first? That way, it can have more of a "places to visit when you're in..." list; like, hey, I'm in West Wherever, what hilarious locations can I ransack? At least it would add some modicum of game tie-in. --Blackboard 21:51, 18 May 2009 (BST)

I'd support that kind of idea.--Nallan (Talk) 01:41, 21 May 2009 (BST)

Seems good to me, i do like the categories though, so it'd have to be alphabetized within the cats, and what about lolcations in 2 or more suburbs? (eg St Holy's) --x o x o 08:19, 23 May 2009 (BST)

Why not just have a separate subpage, like "Alims to go to when your in..." or something equally corny, so you don't mangle the main alim (which is the best method in my opinion) for the suburb one. Cause I think the suburb idea is good, but shouldn't take over the current system. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 08:22, 23 May 2009 (BST)

Yeah it's possible....i was thinking it could be called ALi? and then it would just be a straight forward picture and fancy editing free list of lolcations per suburb, sorted alphabetically (or perhaps North West to South East?) no, alphabetically.--x o x o 08:25, 23 May 2009 (BST)

Do what the ATO did, with their group suburb log, have your own suburb map! D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 09:28, 23 May 2009 (BST)

Award Voting

Please place votes under the corresponding heading. One vote per person per award.

Best Location Description

Danger Alley--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
Crabbe Bank. --CyberRead240 03:41, 8 October 2008 (BST)
Cockburn Plaza Railway Station - for old times sake. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:21, 8 October 2008 (BST)
*wipes tear from eye* Ah we were young, things were funny, life was good. --x o x o 09:46, 8 October 2008 (BST)
The Boobyer Building Im sorry. Its just so lean. --Ross less ne s s^{Want a Location Image?} 20:53, 21 October 2008 (BST)
The Every Building, late runner but i've always loved this one.--x o x o 00:46, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

Okay we need some sort of vague consensus here. Can someone who's already voted change their vote to one of the others...please? Or someone who hasn't voted come and vote for one of these, don't bring anymore into the fold, please! --x o x o 07:40, 18 May 2009 (BST)

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