Gulsonside

Suburb of Gulsonside

Tollyton Crowbank Vinetown Wray Heights Gulsonside Osmondville East Grayside Scarletwood Pennville

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Gulsonside's location in Malton Resource buildings in Gulsonside

Latest EMR: z: 0~i: *** p: BMay 27 Update EMR Phone Mast: (73,74) The Gollop Building Update Mast

Known groups in this suburb: edit group listing — Survivor Groups — Only scattered survivors... — Zombie Groups — Babble Rabble — Hostile Groups — Only freelance killers... — Historic Groups — Reclaimers The Big Bash Minions of The Apocalypse The Dead 2.0 Clubbed to Death Key buildings in Gulsonside: Malls: Blesley Mall NecroTech Buildings: 3 (79,70) (77,76) (71,78) Police Departments: 0 Hospitals: 2 Fire Stations: 2 Bulletin Boards: unknown Others: Schools 2, Churches 4, Auto Repair 2, Railway Stations 4

Suburb Number: 78

Gulsonside is a suburb of Malton, located in the southeast of the city.

Gulsonside is also the birthplace of the Minions of the Apocalypse. It was in this suburb that the Minions started their rampage across Malton. St. Lazarus's Church was the first building they cleaned out. After attacking several other larger buildings, such as Blesley Mall, they moved out of the suburb. To this day the Minions still consider Gulsonside as their home.

Battalion Chief KristiOTD has activated the Billings Row Fire Station and claimed the Northcote Avenue Fire Station as the HQ for MFD SE Division. To combat the suburb's problem of overbarricading, the MFD and MPD have created the Gulsonside Barricade Plan, in accordance with the Uniform Barricading Policy, in order to create more VS entry points.

'Ghoulsonside' gained notoriety when Mall Tour '09 decided to skip the suburb's Blesley Mall, as the mall had fallen to a persistent guerilla campaign by a small group of zombie nightclubbers, Clubbed to Death. Blesley is therefore a notable omission from the Tour's record of annihilated targets. The undead clubbers used darkened neighboring clubs Wadman and Simpson (Zedman and Zedson) as secure bases for their attacks. By August 09, the mall had been in rotten zombie hands for over four months, and much of the suburb and western Osmondville remained ruined and dangerous for those of the breathing persuasion.

Resource Buildings

Fire Stations Billings Row Fire Station [72, 74] Northcote Avenue Fire Station [78, 75]	Hospitals St. Polycarp's Hospital [74, 71] Zacharias General Hospital [72, 79]
NecroTech Facilities The Wetherall Building [79, 70] The Perryn Building [77, 76] The Creek Building [71, 78]	Police Departments none
Malls Blesley Mall [78, 73],[79, 73],[78, 74],[79, 74]	Bulletin Boards Cottrill Square [74,70] Minall Square [72,72] Tatchel Street [73,75] Budgett Walk [70,74]
Revive Points a cemetery [77, 73] wasteland [77, 75] a cemetery [70, 78] Showers Park [77, 72]

Gulsonside Information Resources

The Gulsonside Building Information Center contains status reports and updates on key buildings in the suburb.

View zombie activity and locations in Gulsonside from External Military Reports and NecroWatch.

Things to do in Gulsonside

• Shop 'till you drop, eat and be eaten, at Blesley Mall. Sip a mrh-cachino at Zedbuck's or just enjoy watching the hordes shamble past in the latest Gulsonside fashions. Bloodstains and tattered clothing are definitely in again this season!
• Dance your life away at the (in)famous Club Wadman with its eclectic music and colourful crowd (colourful as in greenish-grey, most nights). From head-banging rock to trance, you can get off your head and then spill your guts in the street outside!
• Be a culture vulture in Gulsonside's Cultural Heartland. The Museum Triangle of the Bane Museum, the Crump Museum and the Wybrants Museum house collections of abstract art, tapestries and contemporary art of a kind matched only by every other museum in Malton. At the gift shops you can help yourself to some of these precious artworks to add that touch of elegance to the safehouse of your choice. The Menhennet Museum, situated conveniently just one block north of the mall, offers an unusual insight into African glassware, almost all of it now pre-smashed for your convenience.
• Be a health tourist for the day! St Polycarp's Hospital and Zacharias General Hospital offer reasonable rates for injured parties seeking anything from basic first-aid to major surgery. Be sure to call in advance to schedule an appointment between zombie drop-in sessions, as the hospitals can be rather busy (and chaotic) at those times.
• Atone for your sins at one of Gulsonside's four beautiful churches. The 'twin spires' of St Holy's Church and St Patrick's Church invite all pilgrims (alive and dead) to step inside, fall to their knees and pray for forgiveness for that thing you do with your hands.
• Choose life! at our first-class NecroTech facilities, the Perryn Building, the Wetherall Building and the Creek Building. Courteous staff or bloodthirsty zombies are always on hand to offer you the gift of life or to remove your cerebral cortex - all in a matter of pain-free or agonising minutes!
• Chuckle mildly at Butt Boulevard and the Podger Building's amusing names, and ponder the meaning of life (or simply take a dump) next to Ponder Grove's iconic statue.
• Stay the night at one of our luxury hotels - the Pledger, Hemphill, and Mapledoram. Don't let the 0-star ratings deter you!
• Get the hell out! using one of the excellent railway stations that form part of the suburb's infrastructure.
• Let's toast in The Brien Arms! Come and give your hands a toast with a warm pint of beer.

Recent News

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Barricade Plan

Gulsonside Barricade Plan can be seen here.

Suburb Map

The Malton Suburb of Gulsonside

NW N NE W Rabbage Place Chown Bank EHB Dike Lane the Podger Building EHB Cottrill Square Lea Street School VSB Pavitt Cinema EHB Genin Auto Repair EHB wasteland the Wetherall Building EHB Spire Cinema EHB Cundham Drive McInerney Avenue School VSB Hutchin Boulevard Railway Station EHB St. Polycarp's Hospital VSB the Cockell Building EHB Stephens Park Doble Auto Repair VSB Mather Lane Hooke Row the Belbin Arms EHB St. Lazarus's Church EHB Minall Square the Conybear Building EHB Biddlecom Road Huttenbach Drive St. Holy's Church VSB Showers Park wasteland the Menhennet Museum VSB Gurney Park wasteland Dinovan Alley a warehouse EHB Shearley Place the Bane Museum EHB St. Patrick's Church EHB a cemetery --RP-- Blesley Mall EHB Blesley Mall EHB Budgett Walk Mosedale Crescent Billings Row Fire Station VSB the Gollop Building EHB the Crump Museum EHB Ponder Grove Train Boulevard Club Wadman VSB Blesley Mall EHB Blesley Mall EHB Kingdom Row Veale Towers EHB Eaton Drive Tatchel Street Jewell Lane Shean Alley Railway Station VSB the Wybrants Museum EHB wasteland --RP-- Northcote Avenue Fire Station VSB the Broadbear Monument the Pledger Hotel VSB the Perrior Arms VSB Wolseley Lane Welsford Towers EHB a carpark Methringham Boulevard the Hemphill Hotel EHB the Perryn Building EHB Howarth Boulevard Railway Station EHB Ivens Lane the Brien Arms St. Francis's Church EHB Butt Boulevard wasteland Allan Bank EHB a warehouse EHB Hame Crescent Railway Station VSB the Bullen Building EHB Eason Library EHB Case Row a cemetery the Creek Building EHB Durand Drive a junkyard EHB a warehouse EHB Eliot Avenue the Mapledoram Hotel EHB a warehouse EHB Prinn Alley the Markes Monument Gullifer Avenue a junkyard EHB Zacharias General Hospital EHB Stanbury Towers EHB Bowditch Avenue Furzer Crescent Railway Station VSB Beagly Lane Simister Street Tipney Bank EHB Club Emes EHB E SW S SE