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A bustling dispatch centre

The Dispatch Centre

You are standing is a busy call centre. Monitors and phone lights flicker everywhere.
If you wish to contact CAPD you can either leave a message here, or call an officer directly in the field.
On a notepad to your right, someone has typed up a list of the messages that have been left for the Crew.

MPDG a neutral service providing coordination and basic information on the status of PDs across Malton, created thanks to the joint efforts of the Malton Police Department and the Malton Hospitals Group. I would be grateful if you would like to contribute to the 'cause' by adding your group to the list and put the MPDG template on your page. More info on our page.

{{Malton Police Departments Group}}

Police Helmet1.jpg Malton Police Departments Group
This user or group supports the MPDG in their attempt at restoring law and order in Malton.

Regards.--MaxFloyd 11:28, 17 June 2007 (BST)

-- Would be more than happy to add this as soon as I have a few seconds to spare to code the position of it. NIE TalkCAPDU!

Looks like good stuff. Thanks for stopping by!--GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 22:34, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

Check-Mark-Reviewed.jpg Group Confirmed.
This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

The Great Radio Group Massacre

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This frequency was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Heya, folks. I know it's kind of a random request, but it's for all groups, regardless of size, to help keep the wiki up to date. Are y'all still active and using the frequency? --Jen 00:37, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Yes we are still active and we would like to keep our radion frequency. Our radios are inactive at the moment but we do use this frequency. --Michaleson CAPD 16:59, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Thanks Linkthewindow  Talk  07:40, 18 December 2008 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009

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This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

I'm asking if your group is still active in Foulkes Village! Thanks!--Lois Millard 21:01, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Yup still here --Giles Sednik CAPDSWA 21:10, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!--Lois Millard 21:15, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
Is your group still active in New Arkham?--ScouterTX 22:23, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Yeh we are active in New Arkham Nixbank and Foulkes Village, I'm not sure where we are listed on the wiki but those are the areas where we go. HQ is out of Foulkes --Giles Sednik CAPDSWA 00:18, 14 February 2009 (UTC)


Permition to make a udpate on our wiki?--(x)AlvaromesaTalk | Bacardi |MPD | Malton Public Radio 17:23, 10 August 2009 (BST) I left you a message on your talk page about this. Let me know if I can do anything to help =) --GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 18:22, 17 August 2009 (BST)

Thanks so much!

For being such great bullet sponges. We of Red Rum greatly appreciate it. Sorry about the blood stains on the carpet, but I hear Soda Water works wonders on those. ;) And remember, Red Rum was here. ;). Toodles! *blows a kiss*--Kelly U 08:47, 14 August 2009 (BST)

Hehe. Yeh we've been having a great time going back and forth with your group (forth, mainly). I hope this doesn't mean you're moving to a different neighborhood?--GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 15:45, 14 August 2009 (BST)
Now that would be telling, wouldn't it? ;) You'll work it out if and when we stop slaughtering you en-masse like we did those 8 poor suckers we shuffled off the mortal coil yesterday in your home PD. :D And Giles, darling, you were missed on the day. I owed you one for lighting up my hidey club. Ah well revenge is a dish best served cold, and when you least expect it, I may pop up out of the darkness and see if you can catch some shottie pellets for me. Best work on that dexterity, mon frere. :D *flutters eyelashes* Oh and tell dear adrianmesa that it was a pleasure putting him to sleep that time and if he wants to try a firefight, look me up. I'm always ready for a good shooting spree. *giggles* --Kelly U 20:20, 14 August 2009 (BST)
Thank you dear, for your charm and cunning. I wrote a nice little palindrome in your honor and left it with your pals. All well, --GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 18:24, 17 August 2009 (BST)
Very amusing, Giles. I actually did giggle at that. But all the same, I'm thinking I may make a return to Foulkes Village one day soon. You will join me for some stimulating conversation over a white wine or two, maybe even a Reddish Rum in one of the areas fine clubs, wont you? Till then, toodles, and may the force NOT be with you. *flutters eyelashes* --Kelly U 05:50, 18 August 2009 (BST)
I thought they had moved on a long time ago, apparently i should look harder.--Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 19:20, 17 August 2009 (BST)
Giles!!!! I was 5 min too late but Allah will have his revenge allahahahahlalala--Binlaggin 11:47, 24 October 2009 (BST)
Haha. Yeh that was fresh. It would have been hilarious if I killed you and you stood right up and ate my brains. I think that happened with me and Morrissey one time. See ya around *winks*--GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 12:08, 24 October 2009 (BST)
Ah I see you're making friends and influencing people, binlaggin. Play on :) And yes Giles I have borrowed those nifty orbiting balls graphics. Thanks ever so much. *blows kiss* --Kelly_U RR talk 03:29, 8 November 2009 (UTC)


Michaelson, you cad. How dare you shoot dead a lady when she's stuck for 48 hours off line due to um... issues. That was not very nice at all. This does of course mean that AFTER I've given Sid James Jr his one way ticket to hell, I will HAVE to come after you. I'm sure you'll understand. Or maybe I might swap order and kill you first? Who can say, I am, after all, psychotic and unhinged... Toodles! --Kelly_U RR talk 06:31, 2 December 2009 (UTC)

well hello there kelly, remember Allah's golden rule always kill the trenchy back in the neighborhood soon to share Allah's blessings as well--Binlaggin 21:54, 2 December 2009 (UTC)
I believe I may have recently been the recipient of the blessings which you speak of sharing. GRAAAAGH! You will pay my friend, you will pay...--GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 00:31, 3 December 2009 (UTC)
If your looking for trenchcoaters, your in the wrong suburb my friend. You can't blame me for your death, blame the guy who put the generator down ;).--Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 00:33, 3 December 2009 (UTC)
Sorry? You shot me, after all. So dont worry, being the kind who takes 2 eyes for an eye, that earns you a bonus killing. Toodles! ;) --Kelly_U RR talk 05:55, 3 December 2009 (UTC)
I wasen't being serious... Also huzzah for angry Pkers.--Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 22:31, 3 December 2009 (UTC)
I will kill this man, for great justice and also pickled salsa. The day I finally kill michaleson will be a good one --Strata 21:31, 5 December 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, we're counting down the days too. Hurry up about it eh? ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 09:48, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

Bernie Lomax II

Hello, this is Runemasteryx. I've talked to Rufus before, and I've been spending some time in the warehouse in your area. Anyway, I've given up my PKer ways, instead I am just chatting to the Heathers, but one known as Bernie Lomax II has been killing the Heathers, and me and Gage have been hunting him to put an end to his PKing ways. When I struck him down, one of your men (I don't want to name him because he has been nice before) killed me. If I could get a revive for me and the Heather lying dead outside, that would be great. --[[User:Runemasteryx| The Strelstys deputy]] 21:17, 6 December 2009 (UTC) If you could revive me and the Heather lying outside on the street that would be great.

Hey Runey. The incident in question was brought to my attention within the last few hours and yes, I know the name of the Officer involved & appreciate your keeping him anonymous. Thank you. :-) I also saw a screenie of the events before with Bernie that led to this so I pretty much have a grasp of what's went down. I feel a little foolish as I gave you my word personally that we wouldn't bother you any more and then this happens, so yet another apology is required. I'm sorry. :-/
If you & Heather can make your way to Fyfhyde Plaza I'll see to it you both get a revive asap, and I'll make a priority notice in the forum so no more similar incidents occur again. (Hopefully!)
Thanks for your patience with us Runey. My apologies once again. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 22:57, 6 December 2009 (UTC)
No problem, I've killed Bernie, but if you see him, please don't revive him, and if he comes back, kill him again. You guys are some of the better people I have encountered, and tell the officer it is ok, I forgive him, and I can understand why he did it. Good luck in this zombie infested world --[[User:Runemasteryx| The Strelstys deputy]] 20:16, 7 December 2009 (UTC)
You've been killed again by one of ours I heard. :( I don't know what I can say that can possibly make amends Rune. I can revive you personally for sure, but it seems I can't get the message through to all the team on your 'leave alone' status. The apologies must be growing old I imagine but for what it's worth, I am sincerly sorry. Again. Let me know if you need a revive still and I'll make my way to you with a needle.
There's really nothing else I can say Rune. I feel pretty shitty about this. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 13:57, 15 December 2009 (UTC)
Oh, no worries, I am use to it, it doesn't help that I am on the rogues list. Oh well, I am at the usual revive point, next to the Heatherdome. Feel free to pop in, we had about 10 people there the other day, and we were gonna have a "I DIDN'T DIE TODAY!" party. Good luck --[[User:Runemasteryx| The Strelstys deputy]] 17:25, 15 December 2009 (UTC)
Also, killed Spandrell who killed the person who killed me, after he Apolgised, pleased don't revive Spandrell --[[User:Runemasteryx| The Strelstys deputy]] 19:44, 16 December 2009 (UTC)
Oh, don't you worry, we know all about Spandrell. And his zerging alt, Spandrella. Also keep an eye out for Your Pal Speedee & Sedric Dawyn, another two alts of this zerging buffoon. Spandy is KOS down these parts for his constant attacks on CAPD & civilians. Thank you for whacking him Rune. I'll pass this on to the team right now. Nice one dude. ;-) ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 22:41, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

A gift

*Written in snot and blood* You guys are a blast ... no pun intended, from viewing the DNR list at the revive point I see that I am now on your KoS list which makes me very happy. In such, I'm giving you all a present from your skitzo clown with much love. Hope to return shortly to kill more of you, till then please take this as a parting gift.

OOC: Don't take anything I do personal as it's just a game, just trying to liven up the down time survivors always seem to have. Matt Aries 13:59, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

Got Balls.jpg GOT BALLS?
This user or group has got balls, but not a lot of brains.

Heh. Yeah, you is KOS KOS KOS too. :-P We've got a whole batch of stale custard pies to whack you with on your next visit through. So don't leave it too long you psycho coco you.
OOC: We don't. Despite what some may say, we're really not uptight in the slightest. Well, I'm not. The rest of them are a bit. OK, they're all a bunch of stuffy pants. Please kill me? :-(
Psst... you never signed, good job we're great coppers and can use our batman skills to find out who you are. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 05:31, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
OOC: Opps fixed it Matt Aries 13:59, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
I will admit to the charge of not having any brains. Unfortunately I don't have any balls either...--GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 14:14, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
Oh that's so not true. Kells gave you them back last week you fibber. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 20:16, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
Matt are you Red Rum? --Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:22, 10 December 2009 (UTC)
I am Insane Asylum Patient #1183626 Matt Aries 08:27, 16 December 2009 (UTC)
I am part of Malton Insane Asylum, also known as MIA Matt Aries 15:12, 23 December 2009 (UTC)

To Giles

Vader Recommends Balls
I find your lack of BALLS...
-- Emot-argh.gif 23:15, 20 January 2010 (UTC)
no u --Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 23:25, 20 January 2010 (UTC)
-- Emot-argh.gif 23:51, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

Haha that's perfect. You're right, I've lost my balls lately. I'm sure you're referring to these nifty little things. Blue orbit 10px.gifRed orbit.gifBlue orbit 10px.gifRed orbit.gifBlue orbit 10px.gifRed orbit.gif Mwahahaha!--GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 01:15, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

YAY! Giles found some balls! Now if only he would use them. Also

SPFC.jpg Susan Popham Fan Club
This User acknowledges Susan's greatness.
-- Emot-argh.gif 01:57, 21 January 2010 (UTC)
Are you asking me to reproduce sexually?--GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 13:04, 21 January 2010 (UTC)
Please no, the world has enough people who are unwilling to take action as is. -- Emot-argh.gif 20:11, 21 January 2010 (UTC)
O. IC. Well if you're not into making babies then how would you suggest I put my balls to good use?--GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 01:10, 22 January 2010 (UTC)
I am your ultimate fanboi praise susan and allah daily --Binlaggin 01:56, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
Heya bin. Nice running into you this morning. Guess it's a good thing I was sleeping with the lights out, huh? =P --GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 08:04, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
1..2 binlaggins coming for you 3..4 better lock the pd's doors 5..6 grabin Allah's crucifix 7..8 gonna stay up late and wait 9..10 you better never sleep again...allahahalala--Binlaggin 20:18, 27 January 2010 (UTC)
A crucifix is not a very efficient item to carry with you Pker or pro-survivor --Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 20:27, 27 January 2010 (UTC)
Bin! I want my bullet back! :P --Sophie ◆◆◆ CAPD 21:21, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre 2010

Check-Mark-Reviewed.jpg Group Confirmed.
This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Periodically, groups are checked for activity in order to clean the inactive groups from the suburb pages. We'd appreciate it if you could confirm your activity in the game. Aichon 14:27, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

I'd apreciate you confimed your activty in game. Also Were active :D --Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 19:27, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
Thanks! Aichon 06:34, 29 January 2010 (UTC)


Your page was unlinked, so I linked it here. (Inclusions don't count). --Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 12:13, 16 February 2010 (UTC)

I'll find somewhere better to place it. --Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:21, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
Well I'd like to place it in the newly formed CAPD subpages, but the damn thing doesn't work. If anyone could figure that out I would be very greatful.--GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 20:45, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
Blah, nevermind. I figured it out. I was using a trick that seems to work with username subspaces but doesn't appear to work with mainspace subspaces. I was trying to call the nav bar as a template, but it didn't work. So I made a template of it instead and now it can be used with Template:CAPDnav, which is just as easy. I'll be putting the old page up for deletion now. --GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 20:56, 16 February 2010 (UTC)


Just wondering what Speedee did that demands he be monitered.--Sean Connolly 05:23, 22 February 2010 (UTC)

It would be more appropriate is you did this over at the fourm. --Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 19:06, 22 February 2010 (UTC)


you infidels will learn to respect Allah and soon will feel the wrath of another epic jihad. You are fortunate only 2 members of Allah's choosen left and mafia is quitting again soon but I got Allah on my side and need no other. --Binlaggin 21:44, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Are you sure you wouldn't preffer to settle for a donut? --Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 22:40, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
HAHAHA Mich. You just PWND him hard... WITH A DONUT!! XD ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 11:56, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
susan you have the balls to disrespect the monroeville crew? irish mafia and i made it to the final 50 in monroeville and were pkers.....thats out of over 7000 survivors....well i will teach you a lesson for killing my friend so disrespectfully...prepare to face allah infidel....sharpens fire axe.... this in coordination with a declaration of war on the feral/cornfed undead you will pay for such insolence --Binlaggin 14:37, 1 April 2010 (BST)
No u--Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 15:21, 1 April 2010 (BST)

Hey Binlaggin, I was very upset to see that Susan had disrespected you like that. I had no idea you were one of the monroeville 50. I'm done being a cop now and I would like to join Allah's choosen. What do you say, do you have room on your squad for an ex-captain who has studied the Holy Qur'an?--GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 15:26, 1 April 2010 (BST)

The first step in clensing of your infidel status is death by fire axe. I have 2 others in your department I have made promises too but soon captain. --Binlaggin 21:13, 1 April 2010 (BST)
I ate several of the Monroeville 100. Is that blasphemy? --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 21:53, 1 April 2010 (BST)
Ross you got my borehamwood guy binlaggin 3d killed!!! ...interesting you target me first out of the group with ittle daddy then a wave of zeds snuff me out shortly thereafter but good job making the borehamwood 100. --Binlaggin 11:44, 2 April 2010 (BST)
Fuck! I forgot I even had a borehamwood zombie Wow small world. I gave a lot of my alts away. I even gave one to Susan Popham. Or was that in Monroeville? --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 11:50, 3 April 2010 (BST)
Lulz that was Mville, you gave me one to test the satphone there, remember? ^_^ --Susan Popham 14:08, 3 April 2010 (BST)
Aw Bin, look what you've done, we lost the boss. And you never did answer me about the virgins. --Susan Popham 18:28, 1 April 2010 (BST)
you get the honor of continued servitude; can't beat that right? --Binlaggin 21:13, 1 April 2010 (BST)
You mean as one of them? But I'm not a vir... Um. I better shut up. --Susan Popham 21:25, 1 April 2010 (BST)
Dammit Binny, get a new keyboard. Your lack of a shift key is a jihad on my eyes. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 21:16, 1 April 2010 (BST)

After doing some research on St. George and learning that he slew a wee dragon, I have decided that Islam is not the religion for me and that I'd like to be a catholic instead. I mean, he killed a dragon. Sorry Bin, you're going to need some better mascots if you want to win the hearts and minds of the average wiki-denizen.--GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 11:56, 2 April 2010 (BST)

if you want to get the best of me now is the time getting married today and mafia is best till wednesday until i cna take game seriously again....but jihad will continue after that regardless--Binlaggin 11:23, 3 April 2010 (BST)

Hey seriously? Congrats buddy! Welcome to the club :) --GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 12:38, 3 April 2010 (BST)
Biggrin.gif Wayhey, congratulations Binny. And to the soon to be Mrs Binny too of course. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 13:50, 3 April 2010 (BST)
Oh wow. All the best to you, man, congratulations! ... but what the hell are you doing here then? Get in that Tux already! Gawd if I see you active I'll kill you, out of respect to Mrs. Bin :D --Susan Popham 14:03, 3 April 2010 (BST)
Yes yes congratulations old buddy wish you the best.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆/CAPD 07:02, 4 April 2010 (BST)
Damn zipo nice signature. Mr fancy pants.--GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 12:24, 4 April 2010 (BST)
Nah it has nothing on that Sig Kemps is sporting. Me fancy that's a joke.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆/CAPD 07:27, 5 April 2010 (BST)

Sigh I get back from marriage stuff then internet disconnects right as i enter your headquarters...oh well... mafia has retired its just me now see you all soon --Binlaggin 11:43, 9 April 2010 (BST)

Well thats just not fun, killing on your own? How dismal --Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 13:24, 9 April 2010 (BST)
Now that you're married and everything I think it's time for you to hang up the jihad, Bin. You'd have more fun playing with us than against us anyways.--GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 13:25, 9 April 2010 (BST)

i am drunk and feel like killing somebody any volunteers? --Binlaggin 12:42, 1 September 2010 (BST)

Ooh ooh, do Zipo!! Fo' lulz!! Tongue.gif ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 13:19, 1 September 2010 (BST)

St.Patrick's Day Brawl.

Hey um I attended the brawl and would like a ribbon as it states I am entitled to on the Squadroom page. I hope to here soon Limpus 19:58, 24 May 2010 (BST) :)

Heh, good luck. Some of us Officers are waiting on ours too. Shift your arse Giles. Tongue.gif ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 18:18, 25 May 2010 (BST)

Is your Radio frequency still in use?

Lol thumbs up.jpg Thanks for the Reply!
Thanks Bro!

Because of your timely reply, your frequency reservation will be preserved.

I'm sorry if this is an inconvenience or it seems relatively stupid when put into context of your group, but it is our interest to treat all groups on the same level when doing these purges. A reply within 2 weeks will be greatly appreciated. -- LEMON #1 12:31, 25 August 2010 (BST)

For as long as we can keep a transmitter, yes. We're actually hoping to get Aichon in for a guest slot one day, seeing as he has the perfect face for radio etc... ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 12:39, 25 August 2010 (BST)
Lol! No prob, thanks for the reply. -- LEMON #1 13:15, 25 August 2010 (BST)

Spicer Hills

Looking to rebuild in Spicer Hills. It seems no one's here. If you can offer assistance, please do.


--Jon Aiken RSZ ! 16:09, 11 October 2010 (BST)

Pop on over to the forms and we can sort out details of the re-clmation of Spicer hills. no guarenttes at the moment though, were currently fixing our home turf--Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:55, 11 October 2010 (BST)
Friend you missed our Spicer Hills field trip. We were in the area not that long ago helping the locals get back on track. But then as Michaleson noted, trouble came up in our home neighborhood and so we're busy there for now. It's nice to hear from you though, feel free to stop by our forums.--GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 18:14, 11 October 2010 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre 2011

Stop hand.png Group Active? Request.
In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information, groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages which they are no longer active in. We would like to know in what suburbs this group is currently active.

Please list the suburb(s) you are currently active in.

—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Nic LesFlics (talkcontribs) 22:57, 21 January 2011.

Our HQ is in Foulkes Village, but we maintain a presence in the whole SW-4 district. So Foulkes, Nixbank, Ruddlebank, New Arkham, Old Arkham.

It's common to find CAPD peeps in Wykewood, South Blythville and Lockettside as well, but that's mostly for mall supplies, I don't think it warrants a suburb listing. --Sophie ◆◆◆ CAPD 23:46, 21 January 2011 (UTC)

... dammit missus, you beat me by 15 seconds. Nugget.gif Yeah, whut the lady said. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 23:49, 21 January 2011 (UTC)
She's fast, and so are you. No points for third place i guess.--GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 00:24, 22 January 2011 (UTC)
The CAPD actually isn't listed in Ruddlebank, nor Old Arkham, so you might wanna add yourselves there at some point if you feel like it. Listing you as Confirmed for the other claims, though. --Nic LesFlics|?| 21:09, 26 January 2011 (UTC)
Cheers Nic. Sorted. --Sophie ◆◆◆ CAPD 20:37, 27 January 2011 (UTC)

The Cheeke building and the zombie siege

Hello, im Fasterix, im now standing inside the cheeke building as a Zed... Im killing any zed that comes over here, so The Chekee Building is all clean and safe... im the only Zed standing inside...

Im asking if you can come over here, reapair the building, revive me, and all, so we can start recleaning RuddleBank from here.

The Cheeke building is the one that is just aside the Tompson mall and near St Alexader Hospital, thats why i think is the best place to start the cleaning process of Ruddlebank and Lockettside.

Plz, this part of the cities are in danger... i havent seen a single survivor for over 5 days, and for longer than 4 Suburbs away.

Lets save us from the zombie apoc.

Today's date is 04-20-2011

Atte: Fasterix Survivor.

We're unfortunately very aware of the situation as the city is currently being mauled over by The Dead... Again. When we're done fixing up or have under control where we are at present I'll come by and help you out.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆/CAPD 08:52, 21 April 2011 (BST)

Looking for Chavs in all the wrong places...

im looking for DJ Talent

You found him. But, let's keep it to my talk page, as these coppers might arrest me. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 20:08, 26 May 2011 (BST)

I what to join CAPD I a new player I am a level 1 but I will revive soon so I can help revive later

Pked for political reasons

Me and another guy were killed in Club Clement by Sid James Jr. The reason? We identified ourselves as anarchists. Is this acceptable to the CAPD? Is this your current policy? Either way, good luck restoring law and order, you've just bought another enemy. Cheers! --Martino 13:15, 16 September 2011 (BST)

Yeah yeah, save it for the funny papers sunshine. The other guy, is a long time friend/rival of CAPD, and we've been bouncing bullets since way back. He shoots us, we shoot him back. Twice. It's the natural order of things, and both sides accept it as such. You, on the other hand, were just in the wrong place, at the wrong time. Political reasons? Pfft. The SWA tags you choose to sport in your profile determined your fate matey. Your group, both now and under it's previous incarnation, brought the ruckus to us, not the other way about. You should check up on your history before bawling your eyes out here, crying about the injustice of it all.
And the wee threat at the end? Meh, join the queue. You'll find we're more than capable of looking after ourselves when dealing with scruff. My advice? Get familiar with the local RP's if you doubt me. Thanks for dropping by. Cool.gif ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 14:43, 16 September 2011 (BST)
What the man said. Though, Officer James, you didn't answer the lad's questions...
Yes this is acceptable to the CAPD. Yes this is our policy, anarchists will be shot on sight, you bloody hooligans. If you don't like it, you can file a complaint with the IPCC, if you can find them alive in Malton. Have a nice day. --Susan Popham 08:28, 19 September 2011 (BST)
Ok then. See ya around, my fascist friends.--Martino 22:37, 19 September 2011 (BST)
I need to apologize. I stayed away from Urban Dead for a while (really long time), and I joined that group right before I stopped playing. I think I never got to see their page (my bad) and did not fully realize what the South West Anarchists were. My mistake, ok. I saw their page now and I no longer identify myself as part of that group. I'm an anarchist, ok, but not some death-cultist scum. I understand why you shoot me and I'm leaving that group. Sorry about the confusion. But if you're still going after me just because I'm an anarchist, South West Anarchist or not, then it is your call and I will defend myself. --Martino 15:27, 21 September 2011 (BST)
Um... dude you're taking it a tad too seriously... >.<
Out of character like: look we kill those SWA peeps, and those guys mentioned above, in good fun. It's just a game, man. So they play the funny bad guys, we play the uptight good guys, and that's that. And we still manage to be the cool side, go figure...
... yees up yours, Luke, Bin, Spidey :P I love you guys ^_^
Anyhow, sure I'll put up a notice so the lads leave you alone. Whenever you want back in the shitlist, just get to Foulkes and whack someone :)
See you about. --Sophie ◆◆◆ CAPD (a/k/a Susan 'Iron Muffin' Popham) 16:41, 21 September 2011 (BST)
Yup, whut the lady said. My apologies also then Anton. I'll keep a stick with your name on it, should I ever see you needing a revive. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 18:19, 21 September 2011 (BST)
lol, let's clear one thing: i'm not mad or anything, sorry if I sounded too serious. I understand that being the bad guys is also part of the game, I myself have a Pker character :P --Martino 18:34, 21 September 2011 (BST)

Great Suburb Group Massacre 2013

Greetings! I'm a volunteer helping to do some janitorial work on the suburb pages of the wiki. As part of that, we're double-checking in which suburbs each group is active. Currently, you're listed as being in Foulkes Village, New Arkham, Nixbank, Old Arkham, and Ruddlebank. If you would like to continue being listed, then please respond within the next month with the radio frequency you are using and a list of every suburb where you are currently active. If we don't hear back from you or we can't get the information we need, we'll be removing you from the lists, but you're welcome to re-add yourself later. If you have any questions, feel free to visit our informational page. Thanks. --「全ては優美である。」!Pattee.png 21:21, 21 October 2013 (BST)

I'm not so sure they're active much at all, anymore. My contact list doesn't shows MIAs. But I'll have a look around and get back to you. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:39, 24 October 2013 (BST)
They're still around in Foulkes Village at least. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 14:17, 31 October 2013 (UTC)
Oh? We can keep them listed there, but we may as well wait the whole month for a reply about the rest. --VVV RPMBG 16:42, 31 October 2013 (UTC)
Can confirm that they are active in Nixbank. Had a few claiming to be CAPD help me clear out a few blocks in the SW of the suburb just last week. Their graffiti's making a comeback, as well. --Azure 02:23, 6 November 2013 (UTC)

It's officially been a month, but since an active search for information is ongoing, I'll extend it til the end of November. Any update? Bob Moncrief EBDW! 01:44, 26 November 2013 (UTC)

Nothing, except for presence in Foulkes and Nixbank. I'd keep their radio frequency; we've got many available and some CAPD are still active and perhaps using it. (But I don't know for sure.) --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:09, 26 November 2013 (UTC)
Ok, I'm keeping the listings in Foulkes Village and Nixbank plus the radio frequency, but removing from the other suburbs. Feel free to re-add yourselves to any listing in which you are active. Bob Moncrief EBDW! 20:27, 1 December 2013 (UTC)

Old officer returning

Uhh, I join capd a few yeas ago,but got inactive. Can I come back? Respond please

CAPD always enjoys the pleasure of returning officers. Although CAPD itself is mostly inactive these days. Also our resident zed has upped their antics since you were last around and without many officers to keep them in check CAPD HQ and the surrounding areas are no longer as safe as they once were.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆/CAPD 06:01, 17 August 2015 (UTC)
I don't mind, i gotta get ressurected tho hahaha

Someone active?

Hello? Anyone is here?