Talk:Grimmies/Nominees

we can add links later this is just to get the ball rolling.

Novelty

Seriously, the fuck? --Rosslessness 00:22, 25 June 2011 (BST)

eh?--User:Sexualharrison00:34, 25 June 2011 (bst)

As in Who.... --Rosslessness 00:39, 25 June 2011 (BST)

User:Novelty. 00:40, 25 June 2011 (BST)

dunno?--User:Sexualharrison00:42, 25 June 2011 (bst)

Wooo.. now i remember him. He was kind of a good guy in those crazy zanny days --hagnat 00:42, 25 June 2011 (BST)

36 months and Ive NEVER heard of him. What a tard. --Rosslessness 00:43, 25 June 2011 (BST)

Biggest Wikicat

Is this about cat (big boss) or about cat (wiki fauna)? Depending on the answer, I need to go with either Ross or Thad. (Or Jerrel, but he never became an op, so he wasn't a very successful WikiCat.) -- Spiderzed█ 14:00, 26 June 2011 (BST)

Give it to thad, he needs to get lots of awards. --Rosslessness 16:23, 26 June 2011 (BST)

^^^^THIS--User:Sexualharrison18:04, 26 June 2011 (bst)

Most Flame Retarded

What is this award for. When Ross suggested it, I think he said Most Flame Retardent, as in most immune to flaming. Flame retarded is probably something, just haven't figured out what something it is yet. ~ _{18:09, 26 June 2011 (UTC)}

i dunno maybe he should define it better?--User:Sexualharrison18:17, 26 June 2011 (bst)

Who can nominate?

At first it was just judges, but I am now confused.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 21:28, 26 June 2011 (BST)

SH had opened it for everyone in this edit comment

Sexualharrison

fuck it.. anyone can vote.. jugdes shall pick winners.

Nominate away. -- Spiderzed█ 21:31, 26 June 2011 (BST)

you can thank hagz for that. he just started voting away and I didn't have to the heart to delete. plus it's more democratic this way... thad can vote too!--User:Sexualharrison12:01, 27 June 2011 (bst)

herp ? --hagnat 13:17, 27 June 2011 (BST)

this--User:Sexualharrison13:27, 27 June 2011 (bst)

But...isn't hagz a confirmed judge? Not that I mind being able to nominate. ~ _{14:47, 27 June 2011 (UTC)}

imo, Haggerz should just get the final say on everything.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 15:01, 27 June 2011 (BST)

Most total bids

Hagz just put himself in the running for most total bids, making it a three way tie between Him, Cyberbob, Cheese. Does it still count? Technically his bid started before nominations opened. ~ _{15:23, 27 June 2011 (UTC)}

do we really care that much? stop giving a fuck please and code the damn page :P!--User:Sexualharrison15:31, 27 June 2011 (bst)

Patience, young one. It's on my honey-do list for today. ~ _{15:35, 27 June 2011 (UTC)}

Page Title

Hey what's a Nominess? Is that when something is so nom-worthy that it has nominess? Maybe this page should move to Grimmies/Nominees. ~ _{20:49, 27 June 2011 (UTC)}

simple i can't spell my way out of a paper bag. feel free to rename, move what ever u want sysop guy--User:Sexualharrison05:08, 28 June 2011 (bst)

lifetime achievement award?

lululululu -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 15:23, 28 June 2011 (BST)

dats the grim award--User:Sexualharrison15:24, 28 June 2011 (bst)

Misconduct awards?

How about chucking in some more misconduct related ones? How about one for the most overall misconduct cases, one for the most not misconducts and one for the most misconducts? -- Cheese 18:22, 28 June 2011 (BST)

please feel free too add it. this is an open project.--User:Sexualharrison18:47, 28 June 2011 (bst)

Ooo... grimmies tailored specially for me :D --hagnat 21:54, 28 June 2011 (BST)

Would it be misconduct for me to nominate/vote for myself in these categories ? --hagnat 05:36, 13 July 2011 (BST)

Nominees

Mostly just adding things that look like they were forgotten(like mobius who we actually have a whole A/D topic for his lack of doing anything. Or the grim/akule misconduct case that put him and conn at odds for liek a year plus(ruled like wikigate). Even j3d's promotions bid where one of the 'crats said he didn't want to promote him and didn't know he could refuse it. Although I am a bit suprised Funt v me gets no mentiion, that fued went to death threats, misconduct cases and pretty much blanketed the wiki.--Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 09:19, 30 June 2011 (BST)

go nuts. and be sure to include the links for our pleasure--User:Sexualharrison16:12, 1 July 2011 (bst)

The I'll just leave this here.

“	Unlike what usually happens, both me and Gnome were brand new 'crats so it's not like we realised there was a whole "veto" thing.	”
—Krazymonkey

. --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 18:18, 1 July 2011 (BST)

Sysop Self Nominations

Sure why the fuck not?--User:Sexualharrison16:08, 1 July 2011 (bst)

This is an outrage!

Where's the Axe Hack's Mudkip Award for Axe Hack Award?! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:03, 1 July 2011 (BST)

Thats a bit specific, Its like the award for sysop with most s' in their name. --Rosslessness 18:20, 1 July 2011 (BST)

It was a joke, but more seriously, why not an award for the Sysop who takes unusually long breaks? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:25, 1 July 2011 (BST)

see above--User:Sexualharrison18:36, 1 July 2011 (bst)

I'm the only one who gets his own award, because I'm just that cool.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 18:45, 1 July 2011 (BST)

The moral of the story is you should have been a giant twat like Yon, Thad, and DDR. Then you'd be guarenteed an award in this event. Oh well. Try harder and hope that YOG's doing this next year Axe. -- Goribus 20:05, 1 July 2011 (BST)

Don't wait until next year, just do something really stupid and corrupt now, like replace the page with your name next to all of the awards, then protect it.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 20:59, 1 July 2011 (BST)

fine.. most Asian. happy?--User:Sexualharrison04:24, 2 July 2011 (bst)

Unfortunately I haven't got any secured awards yet, except for the "biggest sysop mistake" for promoting Thad which I consider more of a reflection on him than I, personally. Was hoping for a couple but it could be I'm more of a mediocre and lackluster twat than my competitors. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 12:46, 9 July 2011 (BST)

Dude, you were here for the Haliman crap. It's like promoting izumi. Definitely ll you. --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 16:19, 9 July 2011 (BST)

He promoted me based on community opinion. Fun fact, he himself actually went against on my bid. You're just terribly misinformed, and not the first time too. -- Thadeous Oakley Talk 16:25, 9 July 2011 (BST)

i blame ross--User:Sexualharrison22:42, 9 July 2011 (bst)

11 to 10 with more than a few vouches being reasoned with sure why not is not a show of good community opinion. Hell J3D had a better bid result than you, the only even usefully reasoned vouches on your bid were yon and vapor. You're really bad at this disputing referencable irrefutable facts thing. Maybe the fact that the community clearly and consistently(as shown in this page) disagrees with your promotion also is a show of community report? DDR went agains his own judgement like cheese and gnome did in j3ds bid, except he knew it was wrong and was being overly cautious about his own views. --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 06:48, 12 July 2011 (BST)

Even given all of that, I would say it's a massive stretch to call it the biggest mistake any sysop has ever made.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 10:54, 12 July 2011 (BST)

I didn't but it's certainly not a stretc@h at all. It's up there with J3D and Amazing's promotions except both those cases they admitted they fucked up. This is about equivalent to promoting scinfaxi. --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 08:53, 13 July 2011 (BST)

that's just like, your opinion, man -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 11:23, 13 July 2011 (BST)

I'll just leave this here so we cann all look into this outstanding Mrgamer fellow's history--Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 15:54, 13 July 2011 (BST)

OmG JeDs is nowhere near as big as that! not to mention jed and amazing were demoted because of bad misconduct, one a day after he was promoted but ZmOG at Thad being da worst sysop ever JUST LIKE those two -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 17:00, 13 July 2011 (BST)

I'd like to state that on a personal level I was against Thads Promotion. But someone convinced me I was wrong. I blame DDR. --Rosslessness 19:51, 12 July 2011 (BST)

yer both guilty. fuck off!--User:Sexualharrison01:21, 13 July 2011 (bst)

Fair. --Rosslessness 10:47, 13 July 2011 (BST)

Closing date

You know what the Grimmies lack? A closing date for votes. Else, judges will never know when to begin picking, and voters will never know when they need to come to a decision finally. -- Spiderzed█ 12:28, 9 July 2011 (BST)

I'd like to think we are almost ready. maybe make it in a week? -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 12:40, 9 July 2011 (BST)

i'm in no hurry make it two.--User:Sexualharrison13:51, 9 July 2011 (bst)

But of course. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 15:13, 9 July 2011 (BST)

Dammit. Faster! I'm planning on a clean sweep of awards. --Rosslessness 23:09, 9 July 2011 (BST)

These are just nominations, right? Then the voting will begin after that?--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 18:09, 11 July 2011 (BST)

well the judges shall decide the winners based on the voting--User:Sexualharrison01:20, 13 July 2011 (bst)

Ties shall be decided in the THUNDERDOME! --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 01:38, 13 July 2011 (BST)

pay attention yon. that was funny.--User:Sexualharrison07:18, 13 July 2011 (bst)

80s Culture reference in every comment? Reckon I can manage that.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 17:32, 13 July 2011 (BST)

No wonder you wanted an alliance with Cobra -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 17:38, 13 July 2011 (BST)

strange

The meadwiki sidebar on the left seems to be failing on this page (main, not the talk). Anyone see? Maybe because of size? -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 03:04, 12 July 2011 (BST)

Oh, looks like it was just temporary. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 03:04, 12 July 2011 (BST)

New category

I knew something was missing. Feel free to remove it if it's too late into nominations. ~ _{22:26, 12 July 2011 (UTC)}

Number breaking comment

hands Down Yon or thad. go figure?--User:Sexualharrison00:48, 13 July 2011 (bst)

Just because you don't appreciate British humour doesn't make me an humourless person.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 01:40, 13 July 2011 (BST)

wrong. i have lived in England and Scotland before. and i have loved Monty python longer than you have been alive, and tons of other British comedies i don't feel like listing. yes i know you are in law school, blah blah blah. i finished uni in the mid nineties don't make assumptions about people you hardly know. you are just not funny.--User:Sexualharrison03:06, 13 July 2011 (bst)

Sexualharrison said:

i fisished uni...

Simply gold. -- Thadeous Oakley Talk 10:11, 13 July 2011 (BST)

No simpleton, i have a i-phone. would you prefer if i answered in Hebrew? my spelling and grammar is much stronger. why don't you get out of the high chair and actually join in the community and vote on something. oh right i forgot. you're a thad. pure gold. --User:Sexualharrison14:12, 13 July 2011 (bst)

iPhone grammar corrector sux balls - in both its portuguese and english versions --hagnat 14:16, 13 July 2011 (BST)

i found a nice for yon and thad to climb back into.--User:Sexualharrison15:45, 13 July 2011 (bst)

It's in the hole!--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 17:48, 13 July 2011 (BST)

judging

so i was thinking that we use the democratic system unless it's inconclusive. than the judges should decide if it's not a clear cut victory. thoughts?--User:Sexualharrison14:23, 13 July 2011 (bst)

Aww I was hoping a conclusion would be made a bit like the malton murder awards (where the votes get evaluated by a small group of judges) but if it's too much of a hassle getting all of the judges together etc, up to you mate. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 15:37, 13 July 2011 (BST)

i was just throwing it out there, nothing has been set in stone yet. and personally I didn't like the results of the last MMAs. --User:Sexualharrison15:40, 13 July 2011 (bst)

I didn't like the results either... but it doesn't mean the system is fault IMO, just the judges ;D -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 15:44, 13 July 2011 (BST)

The number of judges might indeed turn into a bottleneck. The MMX dragged and dragged because one judge slacked, and there were only 5 of them. With 11 judges, you are bound to deal with several slackers. -- Spiderzed█ 18:12, 13 July 2011 (BST)

Too bad for those judges?--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 18:16, 13 July 2011 (BST)

Set a deadline on judging. --Rosslessness 18:19, 13 July 2011 (BST)

how does a week after the voting has closed sound? and i doubt we will hear anything from SA. i sent him an email about it. --User:Sexualharrison18:23, 13 July 2011 (bst)

A Friendly Note

Katthew, you're a gem and I respect your work for this site in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds. However, if I don't win "shortest term", you're dirt to me. -- ™ & © Amazing, INC. All rights reserved. Replying constitutes acceptance of our Terms of Service. 01:44, 19 July 2011 (BST)

The UDWiki. Not only is there a vote on which of two time durations is shorter, but in addition the longer one is voted shortest. G*d, I kind of missed this sort of thing. :D -- ™ & © Amazing, INC. All rights reserved. Replying constitutes acceptance of our Terms of Service. 03:55, 27 July 2011 (BST)

who wants the job?

okay who wants to tally these up? my maths is worse than my spelling.--User:Sexualharrison19:56, 22 July 2011 (bst)

I've done a rough tally, and It appears Thad won. --Rosslessness 20:13, 22 July 2011 (BST)

Sounds about right. Wasn't this just nominations though? --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 20:48, 22 July 2011 (BST)

Yeah, we've suggested winners and the illustrious panel can now discuss them. --Rosslessness 21:08, 22 July 2011 (BST)

should I bother making yet another page? or i think we can do that on the talk page? i'm new at this.--User:Sexualharrison14:10, 24 July 2011 (bst)

IRC, email, dunno -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 14:18, 24 July 2011 (BST)

Ahhh, do it in a new page --hagnat 14:36, 24 July 2011 (BST)

well get cracking hagz you need the edits more than i do.--User:Sexualharrison14:41, 24 July 2011 (bst)

i can has a boss stalking my actions - so i cant spend too much time on UD @work as i was expecting to -, and gf has been keeping me busy... my real and social life is destroying my virtual life :( --hagnat 12:32, 25 July 2011 (BST)

boss was not around and i was bored at work, so i did the first 19 sections --hagnat 13:49, 27 July 2011 (BST)

looking good. i'm going wake boarding all day. i'll add more when i get home--User:Sexualharrison14:09, 27 July 2011 (bst)

Yeah

Its time!--Ross^lessness 21:17, 25 June 2012 (BST)

really? i mostly did it to poke fun at thad and yon. i think we need to do active sops only than.. and someone else should do it. hint hint shorty.--User:Sexualharrison01:39, 26 June 2012

Please say you're joking Rossle...I mean...Yeah! Get to it Harrison. ~ _{01:47, 26 June 2012 (UTC)}

PUFF PUFF PASS!--User:Sexualharrison03:51, 26 June 2012

I have been summoned. But seriously, this doesn't strike me as the kind of thing you could do annually. A lot of the awards weren't even contested last time and it would suck to run it again only for everybody to get the same awards or to have weird totally bonkers awards so that we could have a couple more people get them. Maybe in a couple of years when we have more wiki-history to recall?--Shortround }.{ My Contributions 09:11, 26 June 2012 (BST)

i want nothing to do with it except that if it's done again. i get to be a judge. but yeah i agree it was mostly a one time event. and shorty with way the population is dropping in malton I don't see that ever happening. --User:Sexualharrison13:12, 26 June 2012

Yeah dont think this should happen TBH. at least not for another 5 drama-filled years. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 15:47, 26 June 2012 (BST)

But how am I going to call Thad a retard? --Ross^lessness 17:04, 26 June 2012 (BST)

What's wrong with just telling him? . You bitches better give me an award this time if this happens. I was robbed last year. Only active sysop at the time not to "win" one. By my thinking, my perma-banning JonnyRotten or my flamewar with Cornho should give you numbnuts something to fling at me. ~ _{00:00, 27 June 2012 (UTC)}

Pfft. I only got awarded half of one, a grimlet if you will, and that was only for promoting some retard. --Ross^lessness 00:28, 27 June 2012 (BST)

not just any retard. The retard.--User:Sexualharrison05:17, 27 June 2012

I didn't "win" one either... a tie isn't a win imo D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 11:48, 28 June 2012 (BST)

Actually, there were two. I was repromoted that may, grimmies were a month later. I didn't win any, though I was nominated three times? --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 08:32, 28 June 2012 (BST)

I was robbed of “Best Politician”. I think Yon's ragequit proves this. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 18:27, 2 July 2012 (BST)

Just air a rerun of the last one--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 06:16, 27 June 2012 (BST)

Does anyone actually still care about this? Most of the people on the list have since been demoted or stepped down. I see nothing interesting or amusing coming from a rehash. Then again, apparently I don't get humor.--Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 06:21, 27 June 2012 (BST)

did anyone really care about it the first time?--User:Sexualharrison13:31, 27 June 2012

It seemed like some did. I really wasn't one of them as can be seen from my general lack of contribution. I did like the Karke is a robot thing coming back up though, that and Judge Karke were always my two most favorite. --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 08:25, 28 June 2012 (BST)

Yeah, I agree we'd need a lot more drama before running this again, or some radically different and innovative awards. Which would require . ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 18:27, 2 July 2012 (BST)