Talk:Malton Manhunt/Axe Hack's Manhunt 4

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1. http://iamscott.net/1300579276267.html -- 
   •   Timmah!  
   •   Talk  
   00:03, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

   And the first kill has been marked at 00:01:16. That was quick. <_< --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:05, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

   I nearly had a double there was a mexican stand off with me and the good doctor -- 

   •   Timmah!  

   •   Talk  

   00:07, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

2. George Castro joins the Blob--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 00:11, 20 March 2011 (UTC)
3. Got ZIPO! --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 00:14, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

   It's Shaun also it was Clapcott Cinema.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 00:16, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

   The guidelines for censorship needed to be put somewhere more prominent--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 00:19, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

   U mad zippy? D: --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 00:19, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

   Nah not really just not a fan of censorship. I live in Aus remember.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 00:20, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

   Also "if you got a manual screenshot, censor the screenshot of the location, but only enough censorship to allow other contestants to figure out where the kill took place"--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 00:21, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

   Hope you have AP Obi, coth I know where you are. And all I need ith a genny. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

    

   00:23, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

   You know right your not meant to tell him that or he might get panicked and slip out a window.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 00:27, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

   MIND GAMETH!! ** Flashes Gold Teeth ** ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

    

   00:31, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

   I should really put those censorship guidelines somewhere instead of leaving them unwritten... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:36, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

   You did write them up somewhere just not in the rules section.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 00:38, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

4. Target Zombie --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 00:57, 20 March 2011 (UTC)
5. First Victim of the Holy Empress. May the souls of the fallen rest in peace. --Colette Hart 02:32, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

   Before anyone (mainly anyone who is new to AHMH) goes off saying this kill was in the street, let me step in here and point out a few reasons why this kill is completely legal: 1) The location is not a designated revive point as marked by the wiki. 2) Colette's character has Headshot. Obi's character did not take a Headshot as he was killed, therefore, he was still alive when this kill took place. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 04:18, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

   Damn... I was sure I was gonna make it through the night, how the hell did you find me there? xD --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 12:22, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

6. Fiona Hatherley - --The'Joker ^{The Watchmen} 03:44, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

   This one still conforms to Axe hacks unwritten rules--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 03:53, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

   I would have left it anyways. He left the name of the place in the description box, so it technically was able to allow the other contestants to figure out where the kill took place. But yea, once again for all you censorship happy people. It was bought up in the development discussion, and it was bought up under kill 3. "...you may, if you got a manual screenshot, censor the screenshot of the location, but only enough censorship to allow other contestants to figure out where the kill took place." --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 04:02, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

   *facepalm* I didn't see that they were different...Stupid me. I should probably get some sleep... <_< --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 04:21, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

   I knew you'd notice sooner or later.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 04:24, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

   It was Club Guilford, Edgecombe. --Colette Hart 04:52, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

   Ah sorry could have done with the unwritten rules being written somewhere, ill keep future screenshots edited properly. --The'Joker ^{The Watchmen} 10:25, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

7. Jimmy nabs a point. ~ _{04:58, 20 March 2011}
8. Zohtun |Stops the Bee's flight
9. JR BobDobbs. I tried to think up a clever kill line, but all I managed was "melons." Then I bumped into another contestant, tried to say something clever as well, forgot where I was and doomed myself to death in a way that I will not elaborate on in this instance. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 20:54, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

   You'll get away. I can't believe you'll get away -_- --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 21:24, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

   “Melons!” works as well as anything else I think. The larger issue you have brought to my attention is that I never picked up a Flak Jacket for this alt. I did not notice in the incident yesterday with the colonel. That is an oversight I shall regret if I do not rectify it soon.I updated the chart to show that I was killed because it had not been done but I did not know if your kill number needed adjusted so I left it alone. -- Albert Schwan  01:53, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

   Kills and Death count are, as of current, up to date. I also just alphabetized the list by character name, so that should make it a bit easier to find someone when you're editing the list. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:18, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

10. Thlim Jim'd. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
     
    21:00, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

    Roftwood is a very dangerous place to be doing sacraficing--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:05, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

    Isn't it tho. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    21:11, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

11. - I hate bad music.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 22:48, 20 March 2011 (UTC)
12. Alex Koponen - In that case i recommend some Dylan. --The'Joker ^{The Watchmen} 00:17, 21 March 2011 (UTC)
13. The Colonel was no match for a super effective Water Gun. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:46, 21 March 2011 (UTC)
14. Gnome dies. --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 13:13, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

    No censorshipz this tiem! :/ --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 13:16, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

    I pulled up an example of acceptable censorship from AHMH3. Here you go. Use it as an example when you're censoring. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 14:15, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

    I'm so bad at this gaememe. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 22:34, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

    Heh. You were 1-0 in AHMH1. Guess you've lost your touch. In a few days, you're now 0-1. Tsk tsk tsk, Gnome. I'm disappointed. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:56, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

    Perhaps you do not see the greater plan. A pattern the likes of which you cannot see for your eyes have decidedly given way to vestigial uselessness by the wakes of your insufferable unawareness of your own soul, having been pitted against the great mass of impossible might that is me, thus moving toward the diminution of your present husk-of-a-self. I've got you Axe, I've got you. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:25, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

15. helped me to finally get on the board. I fear I was rude however and did not leave a parting comment. This has been the first time I have ever PKed so I fear my trigger finger got away from me. I will try to exercise more decorum next time. -- Albert Schwan  19:35, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

    I see exactly where you are, mate. Sadly, I'm too far to bother searching locations within 20AP of that particular spot...I'm also quite dead. Damn zombies...A Mudkip can't even take a breather inside Fort Creedy without getting interrupted these days... >_< --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:41, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

16. He was watching a film. I'm afraid it had a grizzly ending. And the credits roll. --Jaurez 19:46, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

    Great... now ive got blood over my popcorn. Cheers Juarez. --The'Joker ^{The Watchmen} 20:34, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

17. 'Twas a fair cop, Jaureaz --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 08:29, 22 March 2011 (UTC)
18. - *Witty Pun* --Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 14:47, 22 March 2011 (UTC)

    - *witty retort* -- Albert Schwan  19:58, 22 March 2011 (UTC)

19. Heaven, mutht be mithing an Angel. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
     
    00:22, 23 March 2011 (UTC)
20. Apologies. Again without a comment. Perhaps I need a stiff drink to calm the trigger finger. -- Albert Schwan  01:12, 23 March 2011 (UTC)
21. http://bit.ly/gGRVSu I did it... I DID IT!!! I got a kill! Wait till I tell my mom!!! --Espemon333 02:36, 23 March 2011 (UTC)

    Also... It's a UDWitness, and I don't know how to edit those, so... you know exactly where I am! Whopee... --Espemon333 02:37, 23 March 2011 (UTC)

    Oh dear... looks like TZ is the new Axe Hack. There could be epics this year. Let's see if we can't all get us some TZ before the end of the hunt. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    02:39, 23 March 2011 (UTC)

    10 AP gives you more than enough places to hide if you do it right.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 02:42, 23 March 2011 (UTC)

    Why is everybody going after Gnome? He's my rival, damn it! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 03:00, 23 March 2011 (UTC)

    To be fair, I totally gave him that one. Talked about woes to him, didn't move far after that. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 03:14, 23 March 2011 (UTC)

    Really? Because I wandered around for 20 AP before finding you. I must be worse at this than I thought. Did anyone record his death yet? I marked him up to 3 this morning because I didn't last night. --Espemon333 11:58, 23 March 2011 (UTC)

    Pretty sure. And I'm at 3 deaths, yeah. Only 5 more to go until I equal what I got last manhunt. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:49, 24 March 2011 (UTC)

22. - I have avenged the gnome!--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 08:22, 23 March 2011 (UTC)

    ...curses... --Espemon333 11:58, 23 March 2011 (UTC)

    A seat shall be henceforth reserved at the side of my side's sided side when I rule the world. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:36, 23 March 2011 (UTC)

23. Zohtun Claims another lifeShadok ^{T Balance is power} 20:43, 23 March 2011 (UTC)
24. And then choose to sleep with the infected missionarie [1]--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:29, 23 March 2011 (UTC)

    I also wasted my shells on the zombie :/--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:30, 23 March 2011 (UTC)

25. Woo, I nabbed myself a James Slimm. -- Rahrah is pumped that he's going to lose YET ANOTHER Manhunt. 20:46, 23 March 2011 (UTC)

    I logged in 12 minutes too late for a shoot out. :( ~ _{20:50, 23 March 2011}

26. Mr. Castro gets deader than dead. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 04:53, 24 March 2011 (UTC)

    All I did was eat dinner and when I came back, BOOM! Me dead again... --BEZERK805 05:01, 24 March 2011 (UTC)

27. You don't mith, with the Zohtun. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
     
    11:43, 24 March 2011 (UTC)
28. Third time is the charm. This time I remembered to leave a comment. -- Albert Schwan  19:24, 24 March 2011 (UTC)
29. Alex Koponen Takes a shotgun blast. --Tinire 21:32, 24 March 2011 (UTC)
30. Killed zombie Zot, not at in a RP, does this count? I remember DDR killing me as Z in the 2nd Manhunt or whatever, couldnt be sure so I wasted him anyways... --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 22:51, 24 March 2011 (UTC)

    Yep, it was during the 2nd Manhunt. --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 22:56, 24 March 2011 (UTC)

    That is an RP tho. Sure, it's in an indoor RP, so Shadok being outside makes him fair game... but still. It's 50/50 here. Yes, he should have moved to another RP, having seen this was caded to hell, but, there's always the possibility, he wasn't aware it was an indoor RP. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    01:16, 25 March 2011 (UTC)

    When I'm pro-survivor I see inside and outside as an RP on buildings marked as such. But that's just me.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 02:21, 25 March 2011 (UTC)

    Ditto, but this isn't a pro-survivor game. This is a Manhunt. So, new precedent here. Personally, I'd allow this, cause the rules don't state otherwise from the beginnining, and the game is in play. However, niggly as it is, it's still a needed rule needed clarified. Next hunt say? New amendment? ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    03:09, 25 March 2011 (UTC)

    I was thinking the same. Also you should sign your post Kemps. XD--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 02:53, 25 March 2011 (UTC)

    I was away from the PC and my cat clearly logged in and posted. Also, shuddup. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    03:09, 25 March 2011 (UTC)

    Hm...This is a difficult ruling to make...I'm going to allow this kill on the basis that the RP is an indoor revive point and the kill was taken outside the RP. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 15:47, 25 March 2011 (UTC)

31. Espe it was lucky I saw you really you weren't even in my contacts somehow.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 02:17, 25 March 2011 (UTC)

    I logged on literally ONE MINUTE after you killed me. ONE MINUTE. --Espemon333 02:40, 27 March 2011 (BST)

32. Colonel Krauser. Well then. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:41, 25 March 2011 (UTC)
33. Mr. Jenkins' daring escape comes to an abrupt end. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 10:12, 25 March 2011 (UTC)

    Oh and this was in the Roberts Building, Randallbank. [2] And cheers for the screenie, Zipo, and sowwy :") --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 10:26, 25 March 2011 (UTC)

34. Found Kemps saving AP to kill me, werent you? ;) --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 13:11, 25 March 2011 (UTC)

    Sonova... I was just making a cuppa too, and waiting for that last AP. You shneaky pig, I'll Obi your cop! ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    13:15, 25 March 2011 (UTC)

35. Target Zombie was axed a question. --Tinire 18:51, 25 March 2011 (UTC)
36. Caught Dr. Summeroff retrieving sacred Chilean artifacts from a safe deposit box. -- Albert Schwan  19:41, 25 March 2011 (UTC)
37. I did not expect to double up on anyone this early in but it seems to have turned out that way when I stubled across Juareaz again. He was in a hospital so I cured what ailed him. -- Albert Schwan  19:42, 26 March 2011 (UTC)
38. A bee was hiding in Brittan --Tinire 22:27, 26 March 2011 (UTC)

    Your screenshot link is not a screenshot. It just links to the main article for the manhunt. -- Albert Schwan  22:53, 26 March 2011 (UTC)

    Until a screenshot is linked, this kill will not be counted. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:22, 26 March 2011 (UTC)

    gah whoops, totally my bad. I meant to link to This--Tinire 04:44, 27 March 2011 (BST)

    Your kill will now be counted in the records. 39 kills so far as of this message...We're almost at the halfway mark of AHMH3...Let's see if we can break the number of kills from AHMH3 in AHMH4! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 04:51, 27 March 2011 (BST)

39. Sorry Suze as I just got laid to rest I may as well put this here.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 02:58, 27 March 2011 (BST)
40. SAJ Rest in Peace Shaun. --Heather Angel 06:49, 27 March 2011 (BST)

    I know some people like to have both--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 07:02, 27 March 2011 (BST)

41. James Slimm --The'Joker ^{The Watchmen} 00:23, 29 March 2011 (BST)

    Damn. Thought I had found a pretty good hidey hole while I was away. I got some catching up to do. ~ _{15:41, 30 March 2011}

    I was hoping Joker would still be in the area, but as you can tell by the kill below, that was not the case. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:57, 30 March 2011 (BST)

42. Tinire gets Mud Slapped. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:33, 29 March 2011 (BST)
43. Bobby Pegleg: Thank you for not having a lot of health. Your pal, --Espemon333 02:10, 29 March 2011 (BST)

    Don't taunt me, you won't like me when I'm taunted :< --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:20, 29 March 2011 (BST)

44. - I AM THE BATMAN!--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 22:38, 29 March 2011 (BST)

    Second times the Charm Koponen, damn IP restrictions --The'Joker ^{The Watchmen} 22:48, 29 March 2011 (BST)

45. Soz for the silent kill there, Espe, was kind of in a rush. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 23:25, 29 March 2011 (BST)
46. G. Castro took one down! Target Zombie is now a zombie... --BEZERK805 09:06, 30 March 2011 (BST)

    Too much censorship, mate (Not that it matters. Your location was revealed in the kill underneath this one...). Check the bolded comments underneath kills 6 and 14 for acceptable censorship formats. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 14:44, 30 March 2011 (BST)

    This has nothing to do with my incompetence at hiding and all to do with my wanting to have the most deaths. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 00:02, 31 March 2011 (BST)

47. Sorry George.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 09:12, 30 March 2011 (BST)
48. Jaurez --The'Joker ^{The Watchmen} 09:57, 30 March 2011 (BST)
49. Susan is offered to higher forces. Or lower depending how your standing--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:32, 30 March 2011 (BST)

    You... broke my shades. That is a problem. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 20:28, 30 March 2011 (BST)

50. I had seen that movie and it ended poorly. I saved him the disappointment. -- Albert Schwan  21:13, 30 March 2011 (BST)

    Oh darn. I found him in there yesterday and was hoping to kill him today with full AP, assuming he didn't move... :( --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:55, 30 March 2011 (BST)

51. - Axe Hack's Mudkip Fainted! Yonnua's Alex Koponen awaits retribution.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 00:15, 31 March 2011 (BST)

    Alex tried to run... Can't Escape! Kevan used server tick! Alex tried to run... Alex escaped!--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 00:33, 31 March 2011 (BST)

    Damn it! That's the last time I run out of the house for food during server reset! >_< --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:46, 31 March 2011 (BST)

52. Fiona [Insert witty remark here].--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 09:15, 31 March 2011 (BST)
53. was injured so I do not feel particularly proud of this one but I suppose a point is a point. -- Albert Schwan  20:48, 31 March 2011 (BST)

    Don't worry, I wasn't injured by another player, it was from ruin jumping.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 21:44, 31 March 2011 (BST)

    It really looks like all your research is paying off with this hunt Dr Schwan.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 02:36, 1 April 2011 (BST)

54. A Mudkip wins the Manhunt  ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:32, 1 April 2011 (BST)

    Nice one.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 02:33, 1 April 2011 (BST)

    lol ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    09:03, 1 April 2011 (BST)

55. Shaun A Jenkins --The'Joker ^{The Watchmen} 08:48, 1 April 2011 (BST)
56. a bee got too close to my face, so I bit it. I'll be spitting out bee guts for hours. ~ _{18:51, 1 April 2011}
57. The Mudkip ran out of PP. - Shadok ^{T Balance is power} 13:24, 2 April 2011 (BST)
58. Colonel Krauser. Because how many other people can I say I punched to death? --Espemon333 17:20, 2 April 2011 (BST)
59. Zohtun tastes a samurai slap! Espe flees with a samurai dash! Then he stops making obscure Phoenix Wright The Musical references! --Espemon333 03:01, 3 April 2011 (BST)
60. Susuan Popham I seem to have got lucky this morning--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 12:58, 3 April 2011 (BST)
61. Showed me that the grass is greener on the other side of the playing area. -- Albert Schwan  20:54, 3 April 2011 (BST)

    you sir are dominating--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 00:04, 4 April 2011 (BST)

    -*bows politely* I have been lucky so far. 16 days remain so we shall see if it holds. It is still anyone’s competition. -- Albert Schwan  20:11, 4 April 2011 (BST)

62. James Slimm - Only managed two lines for you, I think. Wasn't much, so apologies for that, I really didn't expect to find anyone. -  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:42, 4 April 2011 (BST)
63. George Castro. Nothing clever to say. ~ _{21:23, 5 April 2011}
64. Zohtun --The'Joker ^{The Watchmen} 00:14, 6 April 2011 (BST)
65. Fiona. I'll make a witty remark later. --Espemon333 03:41, 6 April 2011 (BST)
66. I gots me a James and yay woo actually getting kills or should I say toolbox to the head -- Rahrah is pumped that he's going to lose YET ANOTHER Manhunt. 18:35, 6 April 2011 (BST)
67. It'th too thoon for a bee to be out of hibernathion. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
     
    00:29, 7 April 2011 (BST)
68. After surviving an attack from Bobby Pegleg (if my internet were not so bad that I cannot count on being able to shoot you twice before you axe me a dozen times that would have gone differently Bobby)I found my would-be attacker from yesterday. And then was promptly killed by Target zombie.-- Albert Schwan  21:19, 7 April 2011 (BST)
69. ^ - It was a quickie, yes. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 21:25, 7 April 2011 (BST)

    I was making the above report at the time before finding a safehouse. Kudos for the flare gun shot by the way.-- Albert Schwan  21:30, 7 April 2011 (BST)

    Thanks, flare guns can be an efficient use of AP if luck is involved, I had two, hit with one. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 21:31, 7 April 2011 (BST)

70. Had he caught the 22:45, he wouldn't now be known ath the late Thlimm Jim. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
     
    23:27, 8 April 2011 (BST)
71. JR BobDobbs --The'Joker ^{The Watchmen} 23:55, 9 April 2011 (BST)
72. Thank'th for thoftening up bobby for me TZ. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
     
    00:31, 10 April 2011 (BST)

    What is this teamwork! I'll have the blob know of this, your judgement will be Swift!--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 14:40, 10 April 2011 (BST)

    I even contributed a round to this kill when I found you in there, shot you to check your HP (45 at the time), and determined I could not kill you. I think the evidence speaks to that being a poor safe house if three of us found you there. Or to your prowess since it took 3 people to kill you ;)-- Albert Schwan  20:10, 10 April 2011 (BST)

    this was somewhere diffrent from the last cinema, I abbondeoned the other one cause you found me there.--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 20:23, 10 April 2011 (BST)

73. ...really, thank'th TZ! ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
     
    00:31, 10 April 2011 (BST)

    You CAPD types are so screwed when I get back to Tikhon. First Susan, now this. The moonings, newspaper slappings, and name calling will be mildly annoying. So screwed. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 00:48, 10 April 2011 (BST)

    As long as you don't bring out the poofs, I can handle any manner of screwing. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    00:53, 10 April 2011 (BST)

74. Espe JP --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 07:10, 11 April 2011 (BST)
75. 1 more, finally! --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 11:34, 11 April 2011 (BST)

    I was just sleeping 1 click away like last time, unlucky. Ah! Ah! --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 11:38, 11 April 2011 (BST)

    I deserved it, tbh. I was blatant ripping the piss thinking I could hide there again and make it till full AP. Mind, you just reminded me. I was supposed to be Obi'ing your cop, etc...
    I'll get on that pronto then. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    13:17, 11 April 2011 (BST)

76. GC kills JR! --BEZERK805 21:34, 11 April 2011 (BST)

    -*shakes his fist* Somehow the RNG gods decided you were invincible. I almost killed you then missed 12 consecutive shots in a row. That was a personal worst. In 6 more minutes I would have had enough to try to finish you.-- Albert Schwan  21:45, 11 April 2011 (BST)

    I saw that too! 5HP till death. Guess I got the best of that one. 8) --BEZERK805 21:49, 11 April 2011 (BST)

77. George Castro--Heather Angel 16:34, 13 April 2011 (BST)
78. James Slimm Sorry about the silent kills, quite shocked to find you both. Have not been very good at hunting but am excellent at providing food for the zombies in the area :( --Heather Angel 16:34, 13 April 2011 (BST)

    Not very good?! This was class! --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 05:04, 14 April 2011 (BST)

79. Espe JP Sorry dude! --BEZERK805 23:25, 13 April 2011 (BST)
80. Not the Bobby I want most, but you'll do. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 04:40, 14 April 2011 (BST)

    I'm out of town as of tommorow, so there will be no fighting back --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:20, 14 April 2011 (BST)

    Will get around to it, soon as I shake Koponen off my trail. Too easy for him to track me now, with all the blood and that <_< --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 19:48, 14 April 2011 (BST)

    Narrow escape, old master. You shall not be so lucky next time.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 20:42, 14 April 2011 (BST)

81. Fidel George Castro is offered up--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:24, 14 April 2011 (BST)
82. Shaun A Jenkins - Target Zombie had a moral dilema, then came to his senses and killed him. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 21:17, 14 April 2011 (BST)
83. It took a while but, after a couple fails, it was nice to finish the job. I was worried I was just going to be killed for the second half of the contest. -- Albert Schwan  05:58, 16 April 2011 (BST)

    Well it's not like it would of been a challenge to kill me. I've had no good luck this entire round well that and I had nearly no HP haha.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 06:01, 16 April 2011 (BST)

    I noticed you were out of sorts from the last revive. Though, after my extremely poor showing with Castro, I will take what I can get.-- Albert Schwan  06:07, 16 April 2011 (BST)

    I hold no grudge it's all part of the game. Losing is fun sometimes. But yeah I know what you mean having lost Suze and Fiona and getting beaten by the much faster Obi.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 06:10, 16 April 2011 (BST)

    The sad part is it still took 2 shells and almost a clip to finish you. I think I need my eyes checked.-- Albert Schwan  06:13, 16 April 2011 (BST)

    Maybe my bad luck is spreading like a plague. Flee while you still can. XD--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 06:15, 16 April 2011 (BST)

84. Bang on Target ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
     
    09:01, 17 April 2011 (BST)

    I will find you, I will trap you, and I will do things with a newspaper to you that was never though possible. For example, newspaper slapping. And that's it really. But it will be a lot of slapping. Also, I may shoot at you after because this is a manhunt. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 19:42, 17 April 2011 (BST)

85. Alex I'm glad that fuel can finally got a use! --Espemon333 03:13, 18 April 2011 (BST)
86. Who shot JR? No-one, he got stabbed. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
     
    21:03, 18 April 2011 (BST)

    Don't worry, I got mine. *flashes rotten teeth*-- Albert Schwan  21:08, 18 April 2011 (BST)

87. I was getting the post ready and returned to find DJ Talent had killed me right before I was going to go out hunting for number 11. He was nice enough though not to run away. I suppose this just saves me the ammo. -- Albert Schwan  21:08, 18 April 2011 (BST)

    Noooooooo!!! All bloody night that took me you git. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    21:12, 18 April 2011 (BST)

    Timing is everything. Had I checked 4 minutes earlier, I would have gotten away. :P As a professional courtesy and in consideration for your herculean 6 hour knife kill in a dark building, I chose not to infect you. -- Albert Schwan  21:45, 18 April 2011 (BST)

88. Its been a while but finally... George Castro--The'Joker ^{The Watchmen} 14:09, 19 April 2011 (BST)
89. Slimm, dont know what happened to his dead body, doesnt show up in the ss... Sometimes the Toolbar glitches with the contacts and doesnt show stuff. xD -Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 18:15, 19 April 2011 (BST)

    Nah man, it's a dark building innit. You can't see the bodies once you whack 'em, unless you light up, making them undumpable. Makes for some proper lulz, when someone else comes in, zombie can stand up seemingly from nowhere and be all BOO! ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    18:37, 19 April 2011 (BST)

    Oh?!?! I wasnt aware of that dark building particularity. Toolbar glitches sometimes and I totally thought it was it. :D --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 22:25, 19 April 2011 (BST)

    Haha, aye. It's one of the reasons Soph & I get into so many sticky situations. We'll whack some fella in a bank/club/cinema, then take out the genny and be met with all manner of "You f'king douches!! Now we can't dump the body, etc..." And we're all "Shuddup yer gob, plonker." Then they're all "Grrr... you're going on my list, yadda yadda..." and we're all "OH NOEZ. NOT YOUR LIST!!!" Then we stop with the pretend caring and get down to the making out, and graphic filthy secks. It's all thoroughly good clean, family lulz I tell you. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    22:49, 19 April 2011 (BST)

90. Bobby didn't fight, indeed. Love a man who keeps his word. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 08:35, 20 April 2011 (BST)

    Since when has a Priest ever not kept his word ;) 1--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 17:29, 24 April 2011 (BST)

91. Squeezed one more kill, Bobdobs. --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 12:39, 20 April 2011 (BST)

    I think he was doin'a Kemps-ish impression and just about to Obi my Cop, because he was just sleeping 1 click away, he did shoot me though. Last chance to Obi my Cop, Kemps! :P --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 12:44, 20 April 2011 (BST)

    Indeed your cop was in line to be obi-ed, but you seem to have had better luck than I. Those two shots were all I could manage out of about 24 attempts. I was resting to try a second attempt.-- Albert Schwan  22:43, 20 April 2011 (BST)

92. Came at you, bro. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
     
    21:46, 20 April 2011 (BST)

    Btw, Joker? Had you shot the 1 HP Alex, instead of me? Well, y'know... ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    21:49, 20 April 2011 (BST)

    Gah Lucks clearly not on my side.--The'Joker ^{The Watchmen} 20:40, 21 April 2011 (BST)

Scoreboard

Update here.

Axe Hack's Manhunt 4 Scoreboard

Wiki	Profile	Kills	Deaths
Rorybob	a bee	2	4
Yonnua Koponen	Alex Koponen	5 +1 innocent civilian	5
Axe Hack	Axe Hack's Mudkip	2	2
Michaleson	bobby pegleg	5	3
The Colonel	Colonel Krauser	1	3
Kempy	DJ Talent	10	4
Hibernaculum	Dr. Summeroff	0	1
Espemon333	Espe JP	6	6
Colette Hart	Fiona Hatherley	1	4
BEZERK805	George Castro	3	7
Heather Angel	Heather Angel	3	1
Vapor	James Slimm	3	7
Jaureaz	Jaureaz	1	4
A.schwan	JR BobDobbs	11	8
Misanthropy	Misanthropy	0	0
ObiFireFighter	ObiCop	7	1
ZIPO	Shaun A Jenkins	4	6
Hashk	Susan Popham	8	3
A Helpful Little Gnome	Target Zombie	5	7
The'Joker	The'Joker	8	4
Tinire	Tinire	3	3
Bee	Trajerly Bee	0	1
Rosslessness	vinetown scout	0	0
Shadok	Zohtun	3	6

Kill Breakdown

Border	Border	Border	Border	Border	Border
Border	Border	7	3	Border	Border
Border	5	13	5	1	Border
Border	Border	8	6	Border	Border
Border	Border	Border	Border	Border	Border

Thought I'll keep track of where each kill took place, so here's a nice visual map for ya. I'll update this accordingly whenever I get the chance. But for now, as of 02:49, 21 March 2011 (UTC), approximately 61.5% of the kills have taken place in the two southern suburbs, 100% of the kills have taken place vertically, and 37.5% of the suburbs that have yet to see a kill. Roftwood has seen the most kills, with approximately 38.5% of kills occuring there. This may be due to the fact Roftwood is currently the only "Safe" suburb in the entire playing area. The same can be said of Ridleybank, which has yet to see a kill. This may be due to the fact that it is currently a "Very Dangerous" suburb at the moment, but there is too little data to support this theory at the moment. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:49, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

As of 15:57, 25 March 2011 (UTC), many of the theories bought up in the previous evaluation have been proven false. The most kills is not in the "Safe" suburb of Roftwood, but rather in the "Moderately Dangerous" suburb of Pimbank, with approximately 29.4% of the kills in Pimbank, while Roftwood comes in second with approximately 20.6% of kills. Ridleybank, a "Very Dangerous" suburb doesn't have the least amount of kills as predicted, with approximately 8.9% of kills in Ridleybank. The "Dangerous" suburb of Pitneybank has the least amount of kills, with approximately 2.9% of kills occurring in Pitneybank. Axe Hack now makes a new theory with claims that Pitneybank has the least kills due to Fort Creedy forcing freerunning routes to take a slight detour around it's walls. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 15:57, 25 March 2011 (UTC)

As of 14:42, 30 March 2011 (BST), AHMH4 has broke the halfway mark set by AHMH3, the halfway mark being 43 kills. AHMH4 is currently running at 48 kills, with exactly 3 weeks left. Predictions now run high that AHMH4 may be able to surpass AHMH3 in the number of kills. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 14:42, 30 March 2011 (BST)

Other Stuff

	Things Best Forgotten
	This Talk page has an Archive

Infecting others at RP's

A no-no? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 12:08, 23 January 2011 (UTC)

Let's put it to a vote. All in favor, say "Aye". --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:06, 24 January 2011 (UTC)

Can I say "Nay" if I disagree? --Colette Hart 04:54, 25 January 2011 (UTC)

Let it happen. 05:02, 25 January 2011 (UTC)

"Eye" - Yer bad breath don't scare me. I'll just bring along some tic-tacs. ~ 07:37, 25 January 2011 (UTC)

Obvious no-no, imo, because it's essentially the same as attacking at RPs. I could lower you to 1hp, only to have you killer by some trench really easy. Attacking at rps is stupid.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 08:39, 25 January 2011 (UTC)

-As I said before, Nay. Cheap tactic, and not very polite... --Colette Hart 00:09, 26 January 2011 (UTC)

I say nay as well --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 00:10, 26 January 2011 (UTC)

As Vapor, I use FAKs after standing up anyway so infection doesn't mean much. I agree it's kinda lame, but I'll say Aye to avoid adding another rule. I don't like rules. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 02:01, 26 January 2011 (UTC)

I'm against RP infection so Nay--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 01:29, 28 January 2011 (UTC)

It seems to me the Nays have it. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:20, 2 February 2011 (UTC)

But... we can infect people otherwise, right? --Espemon333 02:40, 7 March 2011 (UTC)

Yes. Just not at revive points. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 13:14, 10 March 2011 (UTC)

fuck!

why do u always do this when i'm going to be hella busy with work and travel? damnit!----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 13:54, 29 January 2011 (UTC)

Maybe we could come up with a good compromise for the dates. This one is set for 2 months, but can be changed if those days are bad for the majority of those interested. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 15:59, 29 January 2011 (UTC)

Pleeeeeease join, harrison. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 19:23, 29 January 2011 (UTC)

canna do eeet. too busy--

bitch 02:36 7 March 2011 (UTC)

ooh it's in roftwood!!.. hmmmm rubs hands together.--

bitch 02:39 7 March 2011 (UTC)

The Rogues Gallery

At present the DEM doesn't hate me. Or the character I intend to use, anyway. I'd like to keep it that way. Will kills be logged on the RG? --Espemon333 02:29, 7 March 2011 (UTC)

only if some idiot reports you. none of the contestants will do it. but there might be some goody two shoes in a building when you murder someone for the manhunt. par for course man--

bitch 02:35 7 March 2011 (UTC)

They won't usually take it then either. Axe usually lets the RG know who's competing. It's only happened once in the past (before axe started letting them know) and the report didn't go through as it was a part of the hunt then.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 04:46, 9 March 2011 (UTC)

The RG now has a list of all contestants (at least, those who are currently signed up. I might have to send them an updated version if someone signs up within the next hour...) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:48, 19 March 2011 (UTC)

Heads Up

People, I've just changed the contestant Im using in the Manhunt, It's ObiCop.--Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 12:38, 10 March 2011 (UTC)

Likewise, add Susan Popham instead of Julie. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 20:56, 12 March 2011 (UTC)

Question

Regarding the rule "You may not enlist the help of anyone not involved in this Manhunt. (ie: Broadcasting on the radio that one of the contestant is KOS.)", does that include Mrh?ing for revives or asking for FAKs?--Penguinpyro 02:06, 16 March 2011 (UTC)

No. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 11:35, 16 March 2011 (UTC)

Start/End time clarification

Since I am guessing that the competition will start as soon as the clock rolls over to the 20th, I just wanted to clarify whose clock we are talking about here. Will the starting and ending date of this event be determined by UD time?

-- Albert Schwan  22:03, 16 March 2011 (UTC)

That's right. Server reset, which runs under UTC if I'm not mistaken. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:37, 16 March 2011 (UTC)

It's GMT right now, but I think the server will switch to BST on the 27th. I've always thought easiest is to use wiki time. So wiki edit timestamps are always in manhunt time. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 00:06, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

Right. I forgot British times haven't swap over for Daylight Savings yet. Go with wiki time, Al. That'll be your best bet. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:12, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

Which is server time anyway, only easy to check :)

(pay attention on that Sunday, you get 2 extra APs at 1 AM :D) --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 00:16, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

Wait...If the clock is moving forward, wouldn't we be losing 2AP instead of gaining? O.o? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:24, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

I suspect it's implemented like so: (1) the game stores your AP and a timestamp along with your character, and (2) whenever you refresh, if the current time is 30 mins or more ahead of the stored timestamp, then your character's AP and timestamp are updated appropriately. This would explain why the exact minute your AP regenerates is different than everyone else's.

Thus, what I think happens is: you login at 0:59, the game gives you your accumulated AP up to that time. You reload 1 minute later, but now is 2:00, so the game computes it's been 60 minutes and change, so it duly gives you 2 more AP. Conversely, on 30th October, it'll be a full hour (from 1:59 BST) where you won't gain any AP.

All this being just an educated guess of what really goes on, of course :") --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 23:59, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

This wiki really needs to document something like this...After someone tests the theory, of course. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:48, 18 March 2011 (UTC)

Oh I know it happens, tested it last year, was only lucubrating here why it may happen.

But yeah, come to think of it, good time to confirm it and document it. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 03:23, 18 March 2011 (UTC)

Silly question

Kill reports and accompanying screenshots are to be provided as they are accumulated on the talk page of this event or elsewhere? Any guidelines to the format of reports? Also, I assume Dumwit shots are adequate?

-- Albert Schwan  21:14, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

Yup yup. Even better would be a Rolf Harris original painting of the event, but well... he's kinda in a bit of a bad shape atm. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

21:48, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

Dumwits and other witness systems are acceptable. As for other guidelines, you may, if you got a manual screenshot, censor the screenshot of the location, but only enough censorship to allow other contestants to figure out where the kill took place (with a bit of thinking and work, at least!) Alternatively, using the game's "Out of AP" screen is an acceptable censorship format, but you must really be out of AP when you got the kill. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:29, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

The shooting back clause yet again

I propose this addition to the rules: if a character who is not competing in the manhunt kills a competitor, that character becomes a valid target for all competitors, a legal kill for scoring purposes.

For people who didn't play RITA: back then a number of players tried to disrupt the manhunt by killing the competitors. They did accomplish that a few competitors became distracted engaging them, rather than focusing on fellow hunters, thus reducing the number of kills in the manhunt proper and arguably detracting from the main spectacle. So the rationale for this suggestion is simply to make it so that attempts from third parties to disrupt the competition end up adding to the show instead.

I proposed this last time and got shot down, but I'd like to do it again now that the hunt hasn't started, so it doesn't end up being a change of the rules in the midst of the event. Sorry for the short notice hey, I forgot until today. You think we can have a vote on this? --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 10:34, 19 March 2011 (UTC)

As one of those disrupting players, I'll confirm that we REALLY fucked up that manhunt :P But I have to disagree. In the unlikely event of it happening again, the players would be an environmental hazard, not a kill. For all we know, that player could be a self-righteous bounty hunter or a local of the area. Suddenly they kill a manhunter and there's another easy source of exp, someone who doesn't even realise that they're being targeted. It affects the score as well, boosting it to a higher amount than it should be. They're a hazard. The challenge for them is to be able to avoid them and yet still be able to kill other manhunters.

However, I'll change my vote to a pro if this clause ONLY activates in a event of repeated kills by the same user or group, all showing signs of coordination. Shadok ^{T Balance is power} 11:41, 19 March 2011 (UTC)

Lulz fucked up the manhunt huh? Don't flatter yourself dude!

Hashk said:

I know of 11 confirmed kills from you, and 9 "team members". I know you sustained 6 deaths, all by (a tiny subset of) the All-Stars. So 1.22 average kills per member. All in all, Red Rum would have got 3rd place, slightly above RDD but well below Timmy's Band. I think RDD would have beat you, though, had you played by the rules (e.g. posting kills and staying inside the playing area).

So :P to you, :P

Anyroad, I truly don't see what's the difference if it's a lone righteous BHer, or a random PKer, or an organised bunch of either. They all know when you shoot people you get shot back, it's not as if I'm proposing killing random chaps who could honestly claim they didn't expect it. And what you mean "score higher than it should be"? There's never enough blood in a manhunt! :D

But well, I'm noticing a distinct lack of interest in this again, plus it may be too late for a vote anyway. Boo. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 21:31, 19 March 2011 (UTC)

I've stressed this enough since AHMH1. If you don't want an innocent bystander to mistaken you for PKing for killing another contestant, give them a note and link 'em here. That said, it's about time I give the RG a list of the contestants... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:08, 19 March 2011 (UTC)

That's not what she's talking about Axe. Soph is talking about those individuals who deliberately interfere with the manhunt not as PKers or BHers but as trolls. Like those individuals who tried last time.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 22:49, 19 March 2011 (UTC)

it's like you guys read my mind.--

bitch 08:41 20 March 2011 (UTC)

On you marks, get set...

...There's 25 minutes left until kick off. Don't you dare go yet. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:35, 19 March 2011 (UTC)

I'm so twitchy......-- 

•   Timmah!  

•   Talk  

23:37, 19 March 2011 (UTC)

/me puts on the killin' music -- 

•   Timmah!  

•   Talk  

23:58, 19 March 2011 (UTC)

I can haz kill now? -- 

•   Timmah!  

•   Talk  

00:00, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

*fires starting pistol* Go, go, go! Let the killing commence! *now proceeds to wait for someone to revive the Mudkip at the local RP...* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:01, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

Do you want me to give you a needle?--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 00:02, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

If you want. I'm here. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:07, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

I'll pick you up tommorow if possible--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 00:11, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

Epic duel me and Jenkins but I got him first, Im so awesome! :D --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 00:04, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

Your net is awesome. You not so much almost had you there to.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 00:05, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

DAMN YOU SCHWAN! I almost had a double :( -- 

•   Timmah!  

•   Talk  

00:06, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

For those curious how close -- 

•   Timmah!  

•   Talk  

00:09, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

Seems only fair. You stole my sitting duck...or sitting Bee as the case may be. I only got one shot into him before my net lagged and you almost got me. Good kill Colonel.-- Albert Schwan  00:14, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

I was wondering how I managed to get you so low before you I assume jumped outa the building -- 

•   Timmah!  

•   Talk  

00:16, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

As he's still alive I don't think he window dived.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 00:29, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

(hides his parachute) Obviously, that would have been silly...*whistles*-- Albert Schwan  01:23, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

Minor note: I wanna see the two bees kill each other. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:34, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

Kinky bathtard. Whatever float'th your boat I gueth. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

00:36, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

I was killed by someone whom I have already forgot (I'm either that arrogant in so-and-sos insignificance or I have a poor memory). Also, I logged in only 1 minute after the fact. Poopsicles. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 00:38, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

Just you wait, Gnome...Just you wait. When my Mudkip gets it's revive, it's hunting you down with a bloodthirsty rage. >=D --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:47, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

Aw that was cold Gnome :( I better make sure you remember me after this. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 01:09, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

Don't worry, Target Zombie is missing some of his brain. He forgets things. :/ --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:11, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

True dat. He is a member of the second best group from the SW after all. lololol ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

01:18, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

It's the poffs, man. It does something to your head. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 01:16, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

Foiled again by a meddling healer and his damn dog. I will get you next time Espe! (shakes fist)-- Albert Schwan  01:23, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

I'm afraid someone beat you to the punch. I hope these suburbs have fast RPs... --Espemon333 19:10, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

Recent Changes

...and Last years Manhunt never won an MMA? I mean, sheesh... ~ Kempy 

“YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

00:34, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

That was partially my fault. The zombies came out and voted to spite me. -- Albert Schwan  01:26, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

Shuddup. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

02:25, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

The first kills of the hour

4 of them it seems. And it seems they're all in Roftwood. I'm assuming everybody had a few overdue library books for the Quartly? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:58, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

Erhem...I meant all but one kill. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:03, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

Oh I was going to check Peppard really, but well, started a bit late and just jumped on the bandwagon... --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 01:18, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

How did you know?? -- 

•   Timmah!  

•   Talk  

02:39, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

I'm psychic. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 02:52, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

Woke up dead

Some bastard killed me two months ago.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 09:33, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

Is there a funny story behind this that you would like to share?--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 10:25, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

Idled my character in the play area 2 months ago so that I would be able to jump out just after the contest started, but it turns out that in the five days it takes to idle, I was killed. <.< --Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 11:43, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

Heh. Fail. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 12:04, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

Don't worry, I'm alive now.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 12:15, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

Don't worry. My Mudkip is revived too. And it's hungry for some human flesh. Some Alex Koponen flesh. ;D --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 12:18, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

Well it's going to be disappointed. My money's on Krauser killing me.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 12:25, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

If mudkip didn't kill me I would agree with that statement...those were a fun few griefing days :D -- 

•   Timmah!  

•   Talk  

01:01, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

Oh, I'm sorry. Would you like to talk to my Mudkip? *throws and releases a PokeBall containing a black Soviet Mudkip* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:09, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

Now, what was the point...

...in this? ~ Kempy 

“YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

14:20, 25 March 2011 (UTC)

Hey. At least you guys get revived. I've been searching for a revive for days...With an infection... -_- --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 15:36, 25 March 2011 (UTC)

We should do one in the SW, best revive points in malton--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:22, 25 March 2011 (UTC)

Three Manhunters, One Cinema

Awaiting Lulz.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 10:50, 3 April 2011 (BST)

Have to say got lucky in this situation, you were very close to killing me--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 13:00, 3 April 2011 (BST)

Totally forgot to show the pic [3]. See, wasn't that close, Mich. I actually walked blind into you, then after this tried desperately to get away... and got bonked anyway. Not in the fun way. Pah to you <_<

Sorry hey, been too busy to talk -_- But I'm not half-arsing this, truly doing my best. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 07:27, 11 April 2011 (BST)

Near-fatal omission.

I must say that I was confused about being shot at as I moved through the buildings. After losing a kill to Joker last night while I was aping up, I was stalking another competitor when I took two rounds to the chest from someone I did not recognize. After making my escape, I checked the list and it seems like Fiona never made it on to my contacts. That might explain why I was standing in a room with her and not shooting. *facepalms* I knew that name looked familiar. -- Albert Schwan  22:00, 6 April 2011 (BST)

Really.

Im tempted to write a harsh letter of complaint to the mad craskers about this. I suppose its nothing a bit of gore wont fix. --The'Joker ^{The Watchmen} 14:19, 8 April 2011 (BST)

I've come to the conclusion that Pro-Survivors are just a collection of zits on the sweaty arse of Malton. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

14:32, 8 April 2011 (BST)

As a Pro-Survivor, I take offense to that. At worst I would say I am a face zit. At any rate, if I find that I have a spray can when I stand, I will spray over that graffiti for you Joker. -- Albert Schwan  22:52, 8 April 2011 (BST)

Oh lighten up Doc & check me sig. I'm so pro-survivor they even gave me a badge. Doesn't quite cover my big plukey bum mind, but it's a start. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

23:37, 8 April 2011 (BST)

No real offense taken Kempy; I was just messing with you. I did not have a spray can though. Sorry Joker. I was going to tag it "Manhunt feeding tube station / survivor RP"-- Albert Schwan  23:58, 8 April 2011 (BST)

Nah, go with "Headshoot Target Zombie. He's the new Axe Hack!" ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

00:09, 9 April 2011 (BST)

Thats ok man i smeared the graff and got a revive, Just in time to fill you full of lead. :P --The'Joker ^{The Watchmen} 23:52, 9 April 2011 (BST)

I suppose I deserved it for making offers I could not follow up on. But wait, I see that the graffiti is now changed and you are in the RP with me. This has all been an ingenious ploy to get someone to appreciate the job you did redecorating isn’t it? Next time you could save the bullets and just say something.-- Albert Schwan  20:16, 10 April 2011 (BST)

Nah, I've got the whole collection here: survivor zits zombie zits cultist zits. This be a bloody hell hole. And you lot are a bunch of big girls. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 07:39, 11 April 2011 (BST)

^^^ This. The hell hole bit anyways. The big girl bit is a bit rough tho, you cheeky bissum! ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

13:13, 11 April 2011 (BST)

Three Manhunters, One Cinema 2 - The Sequel

What Yon thaid! ~ Kempy 

“YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

00:49, 10 April 2011 (BST)

How come we has no Fail Kills section?

What you get for groping me in the dark Zipo. Serves you right! --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 07:51, 11 April 2011 (BST)

RNG keeps kicking my arse I had 40odd AP and that's not to mention all the ap I waited to get.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 07:53, 11 April 2011 (BST)

Ow Zipo, unlucky man. But lulzy still, in that 'we can all laugh about it later' way. And ooh, ooh... I got two too.
01) Fi-fi popping up outta nowhere and almost made me stain my pants
02) Slimbo, flashes his durty teeth.
Second one wasn't really a failed kill as such, but I'll post it so we can pad this shit out. Fi was unlucky tho. I can only imagine she saw me, waited till full AP, stood up and went for it. She deserves props for the sheer cheek of it. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

13:09, 11 April 2011 (BST)

I just logged in right now to find James shooting me (lucky day), I ran away like a girl so he didnt get me. The Joker did shoot me a couple'o times not long ago. Not really fails per se, I failed to save ss's though xD.--Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 18:39, 11 April 2011 (BST)

I just assumed it was because the Discosaurs weren't competing. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:47, 11 April 2011 (BST)

~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

19:43, 11 April 2011 (BST)

Alright, Ross, it's on. Tell me your location and I'll head to where you are for fisticuffs.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 20:45, 11 April 2011 (BST)

I'm in the dining room. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 20:49, 11 April 2011 (BST)

I have the candlestick.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 21:13, 11 April 2011 (BST)

Ever noticed how easy it is to turn cluedo into a terrifying game of sexual assault? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 21:22, 11 April 2011 (BST)

Wait, brits call the game "Cluedo"? That's ghey. It's called "Clue". ~ _{21:26, 11 April 2011}

Nope, Clue is an excellent film starring Tim Curry. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 21:27, 11 April 2011 (BST)

Indeed my good man. Frightfully funny, wotwotwot. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

21:29, 11 April 2011 (BST)

I like the ending where Green isn't actually gay.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 21:33, 11 April 2011 (BST)

I managed to get bobby down to 1HP before having my kill taken and myself killed by DJ Talent. I think mine's the best. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:21, 11 April 2011 (BST)

Get'th my vote. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

00:02, 12 April 2011 (BST)

You can also Mr.Koponen to the list of people to get me tow health--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 00:06, 12 April 2011 (BST)

That was great. I wandered in to a cinema with about 15AP to use it as my safehouse, and found both you and soph inside. Good times...--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 00:54, 12 April 2011 (BST)

I just had one for the list. I got George Castro down to 5HP with plenty of ammo and 11AP to spare. I then missed 10 times in a row with 1 AP spent to reload. I waited it out, firing once every ½ hour for a total of two more misses, before he woke up and killed me. I checked through my other characters and the nearest one is more than 2 suburbs away on his way North. I also notice that he was only just able to kill me in return and I only had 30HP. I wonder if someone should sacrifice a goat to the RNG gods or some such thing. They seem displeased. -- Albert Schwan  00:13, 12 April 2011 (BST)

I failed to kill you at one point didn't I?--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 00:19, 12 April 2011 (BST)

yep. So did fiona and Krauser but I did not grab screen shots. I did not know about this part of the tradition.Yours though was the only failed axeing and you only had 10HP when you attempted it. That took some chutzpah I must admit. -- Albert Schwan  00:26, 12 April 2011 (BST)

I was infected to boot, was gonna finish you off as a zombie--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 19:57, 13 April 2011 (BST)

Bloody perps. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 04:50, 14 April 2011 (BST)

1. - I killed George Shuflebothum.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 11:03, 15 April 2011 (BST)

Two Zambahz, One RP - Milking the Franchise!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12
lahlz were had. ~ Kempy 

“YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

00:18, 12 April 2011 (BST)

(How did you fix it Mich? I was cursing Popham, blaming it all on her, and her anal tidying of links earlier. Cheers man. ) ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

00:26, 12 April 2011 (BST)

It needed a space between the title and url instead of a | which is for internal links--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 19:56, 13 April 2011 (BST)

Prediction

Tynte Mall is about to get Pwned.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 19:46, 13 April 2011 (BST)

Dunno Tynte, but Hildebrand and surroundings are a right mess. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 05:08, 14 April 2011 (BST)

Tynte is surrounded by hundreds of rummers. I have a feeling their tour will be hitting it soon.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 11:04, 15 April 2011 (BST)

Ending time Clarification

So to clarify, does this event end in a little less than 5 hours or in a little less than 29?-- Albert Schwan  20:19, 19 April 2011 (BST)

Historically, it has ended at 23:59 (UTC) on the last day of the event. So 23:59 UTC on April 20th, or approximately 28.5 hours from now. ~ _{20:26, 19 April 2011}

Still enough time for me to pull this out the bag then. After I walk on water and feed 5000 zambahz on 5 mouldy loafs and a couple of rotten fish that is. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

20:37, 19 April 2011 (BST)

Tell me where you are, then I'll come there, and you can kill me! :D --Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 21:27, 19 April 2011 (BST)

Sitting at your PC, renaming all your music to 'Track 1' ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

21:33, 19 April 2011 (BST)

I use a laptop, and I don't have a music player.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 23:36, 19 April 2011 (BST)

I was quite clearly attempting to protect your (ahem) reputation. I of course, was refering to your Pr0n collection. The midget folder was especially difficult to locate. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

01:06, 20 April 2011 (BST)

I only have starcraft and chrome on my laptop. Keep tryin.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 01:08, 20 April 2011 (BST)

Yeah, you do now. And a gazillion Track 1's. I didn't even open the Starcraft folder, as I dread to think what filth you have in there. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

01:11, 20 April 2011 (BST)

Bloodiest ever

I thought it worth mentioning that we have now past the kill count of Manhunt 3 by 3 kills (4 if you count Alex’s random PK) with one more day to go.-- Albert Schwan  23:28, 19 April 2011 (BST)

Open Challenge

Come at me, bro.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 23:41, 19 April 2011 (BST)

That's my hiding spot! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:43, 19 April 2011 (BST)

Come back to it now! I'm totally not sitting at my computer, refreshing for the next 24 hours!--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 23:49, 19 April 2011 (BST)

I will be there in exactly five minutes from this post. Be ready! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:50, 19 April 2011 (BST) I'm not going to be there.

Ready and waiting!--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 23:51, 19 April 2011 (BST)

I do not see you.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 23:55, 19 April 2011 (BST)

That's because I have 1 AP. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 00:01, 20 April 2011 (BST)

Are you outside?--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 00:54, 20 April 2011 (BST)

Nay. I'm right beside you.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:01, 20 April 2011 (BST)

O.0 No you aren't... --Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 01:02, 20 April 2011 (BST)

Okay, now I'm outside. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:05, 20 April 2011 (BST) You missed the white text!

The cades are at VHB lol.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 01:06, 20 April 2011 (BST)

I was quick with de-barricading and re-barricading. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:08, 20 April 2011 (BST) You miss it again! See it! See it!

The End

Unable to get a revive, and with no one being nice enough to move into nearby ruined or open buildings so I can eat them, it looked like the game was over for JR. Alex was here with me and spoke up so I offered him a zombie high five. I cannot see, but I suspect he left me hanging.-- Albert Schwan  20:31, 21 April 2011 (BST)

Congratulations

Just want to be the first person to congratulate the good doctor Schwan. Well done on a glorious victory, and kudos for keeping the lead in the closing days with the fat chav right on your arse.
And congrats too, to every other participant in this years event. It's been fun, and I look forward to utterly pwning you all next year, when I guarantee, you will all see the flashy teeth. ~ Kempy 

“YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

08:54, 21 April 2011 (BST)

And congrats to you, because you're winning the Marathon at the moment, iirc.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 12:13, 21 April 2011 (BST)

I am? But... how? ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

15:42, 21 April 2011 (BST)

-*bows* Thank you Kempy. And congratulations on your finish as well. I was worried you were going to catch me there for a bit at the end, and with the wiki down, I did not know for certain I had won. It seems I also managed to maintain the lead for having been killed the most times.*the orchestral music begins to play in the background* I would like to thank Axehack for putting together this competion...TZ for killing me twice… Obi for putting me over the top...oh…and the academy for giving Best Picture to so many second rate movies that it sometimes makes me want to end it all. This reminds me of a story…*the music plays and they cut the microphone, escorting him off stage*-- Albert Schwan  20:28, 21 April 2011 (BST)

Oh its over! sorry about the completely pointless volley of bullets earlier Kempy, and congrats schwan that was a well deserved victory.--The'Joker ^{The Watchmen} 20:47, 21 April 2011 (BST) Well done to all who did better than me! (Which means most of you) and those who didn't do so well too. Shadok ^{T Balance is power} 13:28, 26 April 2011 (BST)