Talk:Jerden Rules Crowbank

Jerden's comments

Jerden would like to say he's touched by the comments on this page, and I really think this improves JRC and our wiki pages. I love the way you've brought your own arguments here! I think people have really got the idea of JRC - you love it or you hate it. Mostly friendly hate really. I aim to make Urban Dead a more fun place - let's face it, you all love a villain don't you! Someone who paints a big target on everyone, including himself. I don't plan on leaving or giving up Crowbank, and neither do my enemies. TSI, see the enemies page, that's pretty much all I have to say, anyone who likes me - thanks - PKers are the underdog, hated by all except possibly each other - alliances always welcomed by JRC. Jerden 18:27 29 October 2012 (BSD)

Furst! (AKA Walls of text and mostly other groups' arguments, complements and boasts)

Hi Jerden. Y'know, I've read your barely literate group page (Corrected now, sorry, but spelling's not my strong point, In future I'll try to spell check it. --Jerden 19:25, 29 October 2012 (UTC)) and I have to say, it's quite endearing. Either you really are just totally inept, from the feeble coat of arms with its awful Google Latin, to the mish-mash of rules and stream-of-consciousness ramblings, or the page is the work of a truly twisted genius. I'm going with the first theory. (I'm going with both! --Jerden 19:25, 29 October 2012 (UTC))

Anyway, my friends and I couldn't help but notice your ill-advised challenge to TSI. Let's just say: it's on. It'll be a bit like fighting a one-armed man, ripping his arm off, then beating him to death with it, (Fun Right! --Jerden 19:25, 29 October 2012 (UTC)) but hey - it was your shout. May the best group win. Hint: it's not you.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 20:13, 13 October 2012 (BST)

Jerden is everything right about Urban Dead. --Ross Less Ness ^{Enter Stranger...} 20:16, 13 October 2012 (BST) (Hell yeah! --Jerden 19:25, 29 October 2012 (UTC))

In the absence of Rufus Vanpants, Imma gonna agree with you there.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 17:39, 14 October 2012 (BST)

Watch yourself Jerden. You may think "hey a suburb away should be safe," but you would be wrong. TSI just happens to have a zombie group of many same members, that just happens to be one suburb away, that just happens to eat people who kills their alts. It's totally not zerging or multi-abuse, just coincident. This, of course, ignoring their "former" member who is zerge listed. -- _{Org XIII} ^Alts 23:03, 16 October 2012 (BST)

Allow me to provide A Brief History for the Apparently Butthurt (you know, Kirsty, you could always contact TSI or CTD directly if you have a problem, instead of whispering in Jerkoff's ear).

A bunch of us from another internet forum started a load of zombie and survivor characters and the two main groups that formed as a result unfortunately ended up inhabiting the same corner of Malton - long before any of us knew of the Zerg Liste and its 10-blocks rule (which Kevan's own rules don't insist upon, hence we didn't see the problem at the time) - but the roots of TSI in Vinetown, and the Club in Gulsonside, are now far too deep for us to consider moving either group. It would be like the RRF leaving Ridleybank, or Jerden not being an annoying little twerp - unthinkable.

We do try to keep our alts 10 blocks apart but mistakes have been made on occasion and a rotter and one of Brian XIII's nuncios have strayed within roaring bellow distance, which is how one former cardinal was Zerg Listed. Nonetheless, as per Kevan's rules, the two groups do have completely different aims, being pro-survivor/anti-moron (TSI) and pro-zombie dancing (CTD). Naturally, if a breather gets into Clubber (or other zombie group) territory, they run the risk of being eaten (and mocked in fluent Zamgarh into the bargain, and potentially also poked with bananas). It is a zombie apocalypse game after all. Best not to cry when it happens to you.

The former member is just that - a former member. As he's still Zerg Listed, feel free to act as you see fit. No doubt you will also help us rid Vinetown and Pegton of prudence's numerous anti-TSI imposter alts, and blair's griefing rotters, as there are genuine cheat-no-matter-what laugh-in-the-face-of-fair-play zergers around that you might like to get your panties properly knotted over.

Finally, as Jerden was just offed by a TSI member in Crowbank, please let me know if you have a problem with that as well. Meanwhile: TSI 1 - Jerden 0.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 18:53, 17 October 2012 (BST)

Kirsty, you forgot to mention the part about how TSI are completely inept at PKer hunting, despite claims to the contrary on their group page. If I were a gamblin' man, I'd put my money on Jerden for most personal kills. ~ _{01:59, 18 October 2012 (UTC)}

(Ah, it's turning into a Butthurt Reunion Meeting! How nice for you.) CAR, Cobra, Flowers of Decay etc etc might beg to differ about TSI... if they're being honest. But since when do PKers admit they're useless?--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 04:05, 18 October 2012 (BST)

I'll give credit on the PK hunting, TSI did well as did CtD. When I was shooting TSI, both groups got a few kills on me. As for my original comment, Mallrat: why did you feel the need to repeat what I said without the sarcasm but with some extra explanation? I said you got two groups right next to each other, and they kill the same people (if said people are PKers); you said the exact same thing minus the "just happen to" part. I will acknowledge in that part you did mention the RRF, who are a zombie group that kills any breathers. You did miss the difference that they don't have a survivor group one suburb away. As for CtD moving being equivalent to RRF moving, that is just stupid. RRF has Ridleybank in their name. There are clubs all over Malton, there is nothing about CtD that wouldn't make sense if you moved. You do explain: that now your roots are too deep where you are. I'm glad I've been able to educate you on this issue, but I would have expected you already knew this when your member was zerge listed if not a few years before. It's simply a matter that you like being able to keep your alts close, so they can help each other. Not zerg, but multi-abuse. Your attempts to claim that as anything but are ridiculous and transparent. Most groups that kick out a member who zergs, although if I recall correctly your zerger just left of his own accord, hunt said member if they try to hang around. Because it makes everyone in the group look like cheaters when you are still associating with that member. Then you even justify that zerging as apparently not "genuine cheat-no-matter-what laugh-in-the-face-of-fair-play zergers," which I guess makes it better? Although your zerger had no issue shooting his killer with his other alt almost immediately after dying. I'll be honest, the real surprise to your response was that it didn't end with "bhalls to whalls." -- _{Org XIII} ^Alts 22:46, 18 October 2012 (BST)

Hey Kirsty, don't be unfair. Clubbed to Death IS a part of Gulsonside. TSI, on the other hand, could go anywhere. No seriously, Mallrat, move TSI. Try Starlingtown. Or Lerwill Heights. Because the rest of what Kirsty said is true.

That being said, last time the PBTB attacked you guys, it was good fun. Might have to come back someday. --CarelessWill 02:14, 19 October 2012 (BST)

You guys must have caught TSI at a good time, or FOD caught them at a bad time. Because seriously, we went looking for a good fight and instead found...minimal resistence. We were there for about a month and other than a few deaths by McManix here, it was utterly unremarkable. ~ _{02:47, 19 October 2012 (UTC)}

They were good at keeping us dead. Not particularly at finding and killing us, but denying us the opportunity to revive? Oh yes. I give them full marks for that. Quite frustrating, actually, until our reviver woke up and came over. --CarelessWill 03:21, 19 October 2012 (BST)

You are joking aren't you Vapor? FOD were one of the biggest disappointments so far - as bad or worse than the Thugs of Malton (defunct) or Sisters of Death (probably defunct again after their brief revival). You guys didn't even heal up after we killed you, so we would just find you in the nearest dark building, cowering with your feeble 30HPs, and pick you off repeatedly. Seriously, you took a beating. Even perennial pre-pubescents CAR and PHOBIA were more effective.

Kirsty, the guy who was Zerg Listed didn't need to be kicked out - he left. We urged him to clear his name but he refused. He's still a friend beyond the game but he's not with TSI. If anything, the proximity of CTD and TSI is a pain in the butt, because if Jerden (say) wants to hide in Gulsonside, he knows TSI won't follow him if they have zombies nearby (Mick McManix never goes south of the Vinetown border, for example). Of course, that player is taking a risk because, y'know, there are zombies in the area instead. BTW, there are only about 4 TSI members still active, whereas there are 10 active Clubbers, so being eaten by CTD =/= being attacked by a TSI player in every case.

If anyone doesn't think TSI has deep roots in Vinetown and Pegton, you don't know the history. We've been in the area around Gelasius Hospital for years - ask MERCY, or Ross. It's home (in fact, we may have got there before CTD settled on Blesley as its base - and the Club's near-continuous occupation of that particular mall for several years is pretty much its raison d'etre by now.)--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 04:28, 19 October 2012 (BST)

Meh, I just checked the scalps and it looks more like you guys were asleep while we trounced the rest of the burb. We were in Vinetown between July 4th and August 3rd and though we claimed 142 scalps that month, less than a dozen were TSI. Everything else was MDK or anyone sleeping in the mall or that damn cinema. Perhaps we'll come back when you're ready for us. I would love to pay an homage to High Lord and Supreme Ruler of Crowbank, Jerden. ~ _{05:45, 19 October 2012 (UTC)}

We're always ready to escort blowhards like FOD back to the gutter, just try to make it worth your bus fare next time round. Killing sheep in a mall is hardly a challenge. Also, how many times did you get scalped? PKers tend not to keep very accurate accounts of their own 'expenses'. The number of times we plucked your flowers, it was getting a bit silly by the end. :D--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 09:12, 19 October 2012 (BST)

Update: just totted up the scores for your visit to the Inquisition's home turf and it was TSI 26, FOD 12.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 11:17, 19 October 2012 (BST)

I just did the same and came to a vastly different number. It looked like only Maldourus and yourself were the only ones trying. Unless you've got members not wearing TSI tags or you're claiming ally kills, its more like 12 to 12. Still though we were there for a month and kept that mall and that cinema consistantly full of dead guys and gals. I just didn't see much effort on TSI's part to stop us. Maybe next time it will be different. ~ _{16:23, 19 October 2012 (UTC)}

I included all the kills by me and my 3 buddies - that does include kills by one of the Michael Jacksons, but not by allies like El Frito or any of the MERCYites - otherwise the total would be much higher. Like I said, culling sheep in the mall is easy. Whenever you encountered us, you took a beating - even though you had a head start - indeed, for most of the 5 weeks you came to visit, half to two-thirds of your active FODs were in the gutter. Note also that as well as you guys, we were operating against the usual blair/prudence zerg alts, The Dead and a few other malcontents. Not bad for 3 or 4 crusty cardinals and a King of Pop impersonator.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 20:06, 19 October 2012 (BST)

I would point out there were more FoD to shoot than TSI, per your own admission. Basically you had 4 TSI active, who never would log in and not find a FoD. Whereas, FoD had to hunt around for the few TSI left. Numbers are hardly the end-all to who won. I'm not sure the number of FoD at that time, but assuming equal deaths of all members FoD killed every single TSI 3 times. -- _{Org XIII} ^Alts 23:12, 19 October 2012 (BST)

"Numbers are hardly the end-all to who won"? It was Vapor who said "we claimed 142 scalps that month", admitting that most of them were "sleeping in the mall" and "less than a dozen were TSI", and from those numbers somehow concluding that "we'll come back when you're ready for us". Seems like we were pretty ready for them at the time, considering that a handful of us claimed 26 FOD scalps, even as we were combating numerous other noisy neighbours. As I said, for much of their visit the majority of the Flowers were plucked and lying in gutters. They even whined because we killed Skye Blu as soon as she put on her Flower tags, because "she doesn't even have a bounty yet"! PKers whingeing about being PKed? Oh dear!

Basically, the Flowers are 1) crap at hiding (although they got better at running) 2) useless at healing themselves and 3) not very efficient at reviving each other, although I concede they are 4) good at shooting fish in a barrel/sheep in a mall.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 05:15, 20 October 2012 (BST)

Eh, I honestly didn't realize you were just four guys. Probably explains why you barely appeared on our radar. Anyway, I doubt we'll make the effort to revisit. You keep holding on to that claim about forcing PKers from Vinetown. Pfft. ~ _{05:59, 20 October 2012 (UTC)}

Rollmat, our job is to rack up kill tallies, anywhere and anytime we can get them. Your job is to flap your jaws aimlessly. I think we both succeeded at our jobs, though you probably succeeded more.

In all seriousness, and we must be serious here because virtual murder text games are deadly serious business, we fought the whole burb and won. You took down a few small beans then threw a few potshots at us in a feeble attempt to surpass our sheer dominance over the whole fucking burb. I hope you liked your taste of defeat, because you're gonna get seconds soon. ;)</SERIOUS BUSINESS>--RadicalWhig 05:57, 20 October 2012 (BST)

Wow. Jerden you Rule! A ZOMBIE ANT 05:47, 20 October 2012 (BST)

Jerden > TSI. Mallrat just feels threatened :D--RadicalWhig 05:57, 20 October 2012 (BST)

Can't help thinking I've touched a nerve, seeing as so many whiny PKers are joining the mutual support group here. But if you really think landing 12 kills on us while taking 26 in return from 4 players means we weren't ready for you, or was a "taste of defeat" for us, or that you "fought the whole burb and won" (talk about taking games seriously!), do please continue. We laughed at your uselessness then, and will do so again. PKers come and go (and in the case of the Thugs, the CAR, Sisters of Death, they fold), but TSI, MERCY et al continue to work our Vinetown parish.

Whig, seeing as you were a repeated victim of TSI and Co., I can only assume you are among the "small beans" you mention. FWIW, the best PKer among you is JR, and the hardest to find was Jethro. A tip of the mitre to them.

PS Both Jerden and Leiter are dead, so who will revive Jerden now? I hope they have a better revival and healthcare plan than the Flowers did! Perhaps JRC and FOD could join forces - you're on a similar level.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 13:36, 20 October 2012 (BST)

It seems to me that the only nerve struck has been yours, as evident by the typical Mallrat brand of impotnet rage filled text walls. If you'd been paying attention, I was trying to remain civil but I'm just about all out of fucks at this point. I'm willing to concede that perhaps you killed more than just the dozen or so that were reported to our revenge list. We had some new folks joining up around that time and even some random guy wearing our group tag. I personally wasn't impressed, but hey what do I know. I'm only the guy leading the charge against chest thumping self-proclaimed "pro" survivors like yourself. ~ _{16:32, 20 October 2012 (UTC)}

Mi-aow! Goodnight, sweetheart... You can thump my chest anytime!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 20:56, 20 October 2012 (BST)

If you say so.--RadicalWhig 21:14, 20 October 2012 (BST)

Wha? My nerves aren't touched as of yet. I just think Jerden's group name, and page, is boss. You go Jerden! A ZOMBIE ANT 05:12, 23 October 2012 (BST)

HAH! I am very much alive, thank you very much!--Leiter 10:53, 21 October 2012 (BST)

Jerden you rule! I'll give you a revive! A ZOMBIE ANT 05:14, 23 October 2012 (BST)

Jerden would like to point out he has no revivification plan. Do people honestly not realize how easy it is for a non rotter to get a revive without trying? Break into a building and someone will spend 10AP to get rid of you. (And I will not attack them afterwards, so lucky them!) That's why I'm Dual Natured. I love being a zombie, I love being human. Anyway, alliances are always welcome if you want to ensure we don't kill you, revive me if you see me please. I have places to go and people to kill. Jerden 5:22, 29 October 2012 (BST)

Given the comments on multi-abuse above, I just want to note for the record the curious fact that my Kilt Store alt Thurston Mallrat was PKed yesterday near Hildebrand Mall, by one of Vapor's alts, James Slimm - no comment made regarding motive, completely out of the blue, the two characters have never interacted before... Coincidence? :) --Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 15:32, 31 October 2012 (UTC

TSI vs JRC (Vinetown Wanderers vs Crowbank F.C.)

FINAL STANDING: TSI:23 JRC:18

I make the latest score TSI 2 - JRC 0, seeing as the Monk and nomatr1 have both beaten your keeper Jerden. Whoever killed Leiter wasn't one of ours, more's the pity! Mick is anxious to get on the scoresheet for his club, seeing as he put on his red shooting slippers (Vatican F50 VatiZeros) specially.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 19:44, 21 October 2012 (BST)

Ah yes, very unfortunate business that. Roopzs from Zombie Squad decided to come knocking on my house (BSPD) :/ Aw well, will be up and running soon again I think. --Leiter 20:21, 21 October 2012 (BST)

TSI 3 - JRC 0: nomatr1 to the top-left corner, leaving Jerden sprawling.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 04:27, 23 October 2012 (BST)

Gooollaaaaaaazzzzooooo! It's a sweet one-two between nomatr1 and Mick. Nomatr1 sets up the shot for Mick by putting on the lights in Rillie Cinema, and Mick makes no mistake from point-blank range, blasting not so much past Jerden as through him. TSI 4 - JRC 0. Can JRC get on the scoresheet? Or will TSI maintain a clean sheet in defence?--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 10:21, 27 October 2012 (BST)

Why waste the ammo? I'll kill you if convenient, don't you worry. Jerden 17:24, 29 October 2012 (BST)

Right, scoresheet updated to TSI 4 - JRC 1. Nomatr1 has left human life. For a while... --Leiter 18:57, 5 November 2012 (UTC)

Quickly back on his feet, nomatr1 promptly restores the TSI advantage with a storming counter-attack. TSI 5, JRC 1.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 05:13, 9 November 2012 (UTC)

Mick himself finally gets his shooting boots, er, red slippers on, and puts one of his own past Leiter. TSI 6, JRC 1. Jerden's apparently still dead and on the sidelines of this enthralling (if not particularly close) contest.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 10:40, 9 November 2012 (UTC)

As JRC have fled the field of play, the referee blows the whistle and calls it a day for the Crowbank leg of the contest. Final score: TSI 6, JRC 1. (Cue theme tune to Match of the Day.) --Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 14:56, 16 November 2012 (UTC)

Bah! I was in Crowbank yesterday, we're a bit preoccupied in a major event and the conflict is far from over. As soon as I'm done with November I'm coming for you guys again.--Leiter 15:24, 16 November 2012 (UTC)

Yaaaaawwwwwn. We've had our half-time oranges, and have got our boots laced ready to give you another arse-kicking. :) --Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 17:54, 16 November 2012 (UTC)

Leiter gets red-carded... TSI 7, JRC 1.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 13:24, 25 November 2012 (UTC)

Aaaand todays winner is Nomatr1, taking the score to a TSI 7, JRC 2 --Leiter 01:58, 29 November 2012 (UTC)

Good on you Leiter, as the Sith of November Event is nearly over I'll be joining you soon. I hope to rack up my kill tally against TSI, as I've not really made much contribution yet. --Jerden 19:55, 29 November 2012 (UTC)

Leiter makes another howler, this time fumbling a speculatively kicked pumpkin into the back of his net... and somehow also winding up dead as a result. TSI 8, JRC 2.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 15:46, 7 December 2012 (UTC)

Gosh, what the hell did you guys do before you had us to harrass? Honest question. Do you think this'll ever get boring? --Jerden 16:35, 7 December 2012 (UTC)

Let's see, our Clubbed to Death zombies have held the same mall continuously for about three-and-a-half years. So you've got a while to go before we lose interest. Besides, what happened to "racking up your kill tally" against us? :D --Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 19:21, 7 December 2012 (UTC)

You missed my point Mallrat. I was using a rhetorical question to suggest that this feud is so fun we're probably never going to give up. Anyway, other stuff gets in the way, like killing another enemy, finding ammo, dying at the hands of a Knight and so on. About the kill tally... I said "I hope" not "I will within days". On the subject of Clubbed to Death... Threatening to use them against JRC was a little pathetic really. It suggests that you can't beat us without resorting to borderline cheating. It didn't scare me, it just made me think that I'd really annoyed you guys so I was doing somthing right. You're a good enough group, you don't need to do that Mallrat, so don't. And you still haven't answered my question on what you did before PKing us. --Jerden 09:07, 8 December 2012 (UTC)

Who said anything about using Clubbers against you? 8:2 suggests no cheating is required. Seriously, grow up.

Before JRC, TSI did what we have always done: kept Vinetown and Pegton safe(ish) from zombies, PKers and gobshites. Since JRC, the same: only with new gobshites.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 12:39, 8 December 2012 (UTC)

Sorry, I thought that one of you had threatened me with that that but it was just someone trying to warn me. I wonder why... Quoting from earlier:

"Watch yourself Jerden. You may think "hey a suburb away should be safe," but you would be wrong. TSI just happens to have a zombie group of many same members, that just happens to be one suburb away, that just happens to eat people who kills their alts. It's totally not zerging or multi-abuse, just coincident. This, of course, ignoring their "former" member who is zerge listed. -- _{Org XIII} ^Alts 23:03, 16 October 2012 (BST)"

Wow. A ZOMBIE ANT 03:10, 9 December 2012 (UTC)

Anyway, my mistake. It's easy to get lost in the Great Wall of Text you started, and so I thought that that was a member of TSI typing that, as it does sort of read like that. Fine, I'll admit it - you're a worthy adversary and I take back the remark against your group. You have taught me much about the art of PKing, more specifically by teaching me how to avoid my enemies. As you will no doubt point out later, I need more practise, so I guess we'll continue the lessons. ;) Anyway, is the 8:2 the membership or the current score? Because team wise it's more like three of you doing the actual violence, mostly while me and Leiter where still new to the whole thing. Not much to be proud of, on both sides really. --Jerden 16:01, 8 December 2012 (UTC)

Hmm, let's see: you shoot your mouth off about ruling Crowbank, thereby starting something you can't finish; mistakenly think some butthurt PKer badmouthing us is actually one of us (and offer a mealy-mouthed 'apology' for your error); whine about your group only having two members (maybe 3 now) when the real issue is that you're all useless, and besides, TSI only comprises 4-5 members all told, with only 3 being fully active (the others doze off now and again); then you try to excuse your pitiable performance because of your newness to the game. Either man up or bow out, Jerden. At least Leiter's actually doing something.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 17:17, 8 December 2012 (UTC)

Urban Dead is in itself pointless and unwinnable, nothing can be finished. I did mean the apology though, I'm gradually becoming less useless and I can't bow out because no matter how badly I'm doing, it's better than giving up. You've got to not take me so seriously, and I've got to try harder and not make excuses. I listen and learn. --Jerden 18:35, 8 December 2012 (UTC)

No problem, I'm always prepared to give someone a second chance, and there's little danger of me taking you seriously. :D. See you around, and remember: keep your pumpkin loaded at all times.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 18:38, 8 December 2012 (UTC)

I don't have a pumpkin. :( --Jerden 19:41, 8 December 2012 (UTC)

Not to worry, it's only 11 months till they come back. In the meantime, you can find a golf club or cricket bat for those priceless comedy kills.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 03:14, 9 December 2012 (UTC)

Hmm... sorry Jerden old buddy. Mick just tried to pass a pumpkin to you but somehow it slipped and he ended up killing you with it. Butter fingers! >.< 9-2.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 15:00, 9 December 2012 (UTC)

This is irritating. I honestly was just ready to bring the fight to you, ammo and everything. (When I logged on I already knew this would happen. I mean it seems every other night I'm alive...) Anyway, I'm pretty sure I can pick up some tinsel when I next go shopping. Or just punch you. I'm sure I can get some good comedy kills. You know, when I'm next living. --Jerden 18:56, 9 December 2012 (UTC)

Jerden finally contribute by sending a superb shot right at nomatr1. In the excitement of the moment I forgot a one liner. I have let myself down. :( Please forgive me. I will try to ensure it doesn't happen again. Still, I said to snaflesnort, another TSI member in the same building "Tell nomatr1 that i'm sorry I forgot a one liner. Anyway, I've finally struck back at the tyranny of your oppressive group." The reason I spared snaflesnort is either because of my infinate mercy in not harming those who have not harmed me or due to low AP and ammo. You decide what's more likely. 9-3. (TSI: now only three times better than JRC at PKing! We're catching up! Yes, I'm optimist! It's all about perspective.) --Jerden 19:05, 15 December 2012 (UTC)

You say "Expected you." You fire your pistol at Malodorous Monk for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die. 9-4. --RadicalWhig 01:05, 16 December 2012 (UTC)

Yi Sang dribbles past Penguinpyro (aka Radical Whig) and walks the bullet into his head. 10-4.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 09:50, 16 December 2012 (UTC)

Mick takes on Leiter in a one-on-one. Leiter dives - no wait, dies - as another well-aimed pumpkin bulges the net. TSI 11, JRC 4.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 11:59, 17 December 2012 (UTC)

shoot! If only that Prick McManix id=2069365 hadn't shown up and lit the place a convenient 30AP timespan earlier. Aw well, I suppose he didn't know I was hiding from a certain Mick McManix. You know... that liner "Pumped again? Quit while yous're behind wee man!" really makes no sense. the way I see it, it's better to quit when winning. Which I for one won't let you. --Leiter 14:57, 17 December 2012 (UTC)

FYI, Prick McManix is a zerg alt run by known zerger prudence's (who's hiding in a nearby dark building). There's also a pru alt called nomatr 1 around, as well as a few other Mick imposters. They're all run by prudence's as he tries to grief us with them. I can give you all of their profile ID numbers if you want. See the Zerg Liste for my reports on them. NB lighting up a warehouse makes no difference, they're not dark buildings.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 16:00, 17 December 2012 (UTC)

Right, my apologies and I thought I had hidden in a bank, was pretty tired. --Leiter 19:21, 17 December 2012 (UTC)

Thank you. Next time think before you type. You and Jerden both seem to suffer from premature accusation.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 03:28, 18 December 2012 (UTC)

Snarflesnort is dead. Turns out lack of AP was the only reason for not killing him earlier. What do you expect from a PKer like me? "So snarflesnort, I will destroy you just as I have destroyed other members of your violent and cruel group. Nothing personal, but I have a kill count to increase, see what I mean?" TSI 11, JRC 5. You know, it doesn't matter if you can maintain this lead, as long as you don't increase it. You're now only 2.2 times better at PKing than us! Also, good to have a new ally, hi to Penguinpyro. JRC now has 300% more members than I ever expected to get. It seems that violence really is quicker than diplomacy! --Jerden 16:54, 18 December 2012 (UTC)

Hi Jerden! You're dead, though apparently not by our inquisitorial hands - more's the pity. :)--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 04:28, 19 December 2012 (UTC)

Malodorous Monk tries a sandwich of lead, didn't do his health any good. TSI 11 JRC 6 --Leiter 16:22, 19 December 2012 (UTC)

Good work Leiter. Anyway, don't you worry Mallrat, I'll be back on my feet soon enough. On the topic of the zergs, how do you know they're all run by the same person? Because there can be more than one person who finds Prick McManix hillarious. I always wonder how people know somebodys zerging. I guess if characters start working together a lot or something? --Jerden 20:26, 19 December 2012 (UTC)

i think that this is enough. i would like jerden group and the spanish inquisition to stop fighting! nobody is going to fight. i would like to push for a truce. this competition is not good for either of us. i am not sure what jerden did to the spanish inquisition, and i do not want to know, but we have all lost sight of what is important. christmas is coming, and i think that we need to come to an agreement so we can continue our missions. please. --Anja Arnheim 06:35, 19 December 2012 (UTC)

So, who does want to end the violence? I vote we see how it goes. I'm really enjoying this challenge. I don't want to go back to random killing, this is more exciting. Anyway, what is important? I say fun, and as far as I can tell both me and TSI are enjoying this. My mission is to kill people, and revenge is very satisfying. --Jerden 20:47, 19 December 2012 (UTC)

jerden, this is an unhealthy competition! jerden group is getting bigger, but people also seem to look down on the spanish inquisition for what they have done and they are losing support because of that. there has to be a way to make peace with them so we can focus on crowbank. regardless of what happens, i will continue to heal and revive everybody who needs my services. this includes jerden group and the spanish inquisition. mallrat, if you or any of your friends from the spanish inquisition need a heal or a revive, please be present at the rishton building. or outside of it. --Anja Arnheim 21:07, 19 December 2012 (UTC)

I like wine. Red wine. And my glass is merely half full. --Leiter 00:24, 20 December 2012 (UTC)

Anja, you seem like a decent sort and I respect your efforts at brokering a peace. As soon as JRC stop being pro-PKer TSI will have no beef with them (we will just carry on laughing at the claim to rule Crowbank), but as long as Jerden throws in his lot with PKers like FOD and Cobra, we will oppose him and anyone else wearing JRC tags. It seems to me like you're with the wrong group as you're pro-survivor and JRC decidedly isn't. Note that TSI only kills PKers, griefers and zergers. Jerden, re prudence's zerg alts, just look them up on the Zerg Liste. Prudence himself is currently in the gutter thanks to Mick (who has other tasks to attend to besides JRC), but you'll find the other imposter and assorted pru-zerg alts infesting a burb near you, all a few blocks from each other. As for finding zerger/imposter/griefer alts hilarious, you might want to bear in mind that pru uses a lot of paedophilia-related insults: so if you still think pru's funny, fuck you.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 16:41, 20 December 2012 (UTC)

I would like to voice my view on the matter, we do not PK at random. We PK targets that conflict with our interests (such as you and random players opposing Jerdens claim on Crowbank). Every now and then we may also PK specific targets outside of Crowbank in order to maintain relations to allies and friends. Thus we are no more PKers than you guys. The main difference is that we don't try to call it anything else. Which is why we're not categorized as a hostile group on the Crowbank page, it's more complicated than that. --Leiter 18:55, 20 December 2012 (UTC)

But we did used to kill randomly, you can't deny that Leiter. It's the main reason why we have enemies. Jerden is not a nice person. Anyway, Mallrat, I was just wondering about the zerg thing. I do not find peodophilia funny, so that you know. --Jerden 20:16, 20 December 2012 (UTC)

Hey Lambchop, "Prudence Himself" isn't zerg listed and is not a zerg. If you've taken up zerg hunting, try to keep you bullets to actual zergs rather than ZHU members. That is all. ~ _{05:13, 21 December 2012 (UTC)}

Hi Vapor, I see you're being about as mature as usual. It's pretty obvious to anyone with basic reading skills that I'm referring to that well-known purveyor of zerg alts, prudence's (profile numbers of his/her/its alts include 1649951, 1312116, 2069362, 2069363, 2069102, 2069105, 2069365 and 'prudence's' himself, 1437982). I've never encoutered let alone targeted anyone called Prudence Himself from ZHU - but feel free to introduce an element of confusion. That is all.

Jerden, interesting to see that your views differ from those of everyone else in your group. :D If you want to be part of the solution rather than part of the problem, you'll show willing by helping us put down pru's zerg alts wherever you find them.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 05:59, 21 December 2012 (UTC)

*headdesk* Ok, go ahead and remain ignorant, Lambchop. Nobody will notice the difference anyway. It's only been like 3 years since this mess started but whatever man. ~ _{16:46, 21 December 2012 (UTC)}

For someone obsessed with lambchops you sure do a lot of bleating. Did I post the profile ID for Prudence of ZHU in my list, above? No... Have I targeted Prudence of ZHU? Again: no... Does anyone think I'm talking about zerg-hunter Prudence, as opposed to zerger prudence's... Apart from you, no... So keep banging your head on your desk, it won't do you any harm.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 05:53, 22 December 2012 (UTC)

Oh, you decided to catch up with everyone else. Better late than never I suppose. ~ _{23:43, 22 December 2012 (UTC)}

Newsflash: Leiter's been bitten, fatally it seems. Sadly, another scalp we can't claim for TSI, but hey - I love to be the bearer of good news. :)--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 11:58, 21 December 2012 (UTC)

No way! Jerden's outlook is why his followers love him so- Jerden, never stop being Jerden! You RULE! And trying to 'bargain' with your almighty leader will go nowhere Mallrat- if you really wanted zergs to go away you'd shoot them more than Jerden and his almighty entourage, rather than try and convince him to change his awesome ways! Stay Jerden, Jerden! A ZOMBIE ANT 12:59, 21 December 2012 (UTC)

I may find the time in my busy skedule to kill some of the zergs if I see them while roaming the Crowbank area (meaning Crowbank and the suburbs around it). I mean, its still a kill, and definatly worth it! But I'm not going to stop killing people who disagree with me violently. You are guilty of treason, and treason is punishable by death. Also, I was today advised by Moah Lester to get a Kilt. Who thinks it would suit me?--Jerden 16:16, 21 December 2012 (UTC)

... --Anja Arnheim 09:27, 22 December 2012 (UTC)

But Jerden!! Zergs are the shell, belonging to a human playing behind that shell... Humans are humans who hurt and bleed and get MAD! The latter is more satisfying surely!! And yes, kilts are fine, my main, DDR, has devoted much of his time to the Kilt Store, as has other people who feature prominently on this page! Though we don't do a great job all the time, RRF like to pay us visits, so be sure the Mall's open before you trek over! A ZOMBIE ANT 15:09, 22 December 2012 (UTC)

Yup, bitten and zombified, but I managed to High five Nomatr1... In the face... With a fireaxe... Before I died (unfortunately the wiki was down) TSI 11 - JRC 7. --Leiter 11:19, 22 December 2012 (UTC)

leiter, the primary revive point that jerden and i had agreed upon was plummer avenue. that is also the revive point for not just jerden, but for any spanish inquisition members that would like a revive from me. please go there, i will revive you right away. --Anja Arnheim 11:36, 22 December 2012 (UTC)

Thanks Anja, we're good right now. Can't say the same for JRC, as you're currently the only one still alive. Jerden, Penguin, Leiter: KIA.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 14:25, 22 December 2012 (UTC)

Mallrat, you say that like it's a bad thing! It's really just an inconviniance, unless of course TSI delivered the killing blow, in which case its annoying. Most people only gloat in-game. Anyway, good work Leiter, and thanks for the fasion advice and the insight into zerging from A ZOMBIE ANT. I may I'll pop down for a shopping trip when when the stores open. Why wear a suit when you can have tartan!? Anja, I hope your ellipsis (...) was not of fasion related horror, although I suspect it was. Still, you're entitled to an opinion. --Jerden 17:14, 22 December 2012 (UTC)

i do not want to think of such things. by the way, to jerden and leiter and mall rat and everybody else, anja has wishes you have a good christmas. no fighting is allowed tomorrow, okay? we need to go to the elsbury arms and we need to discuss what the future between jerden group and spanish inquisition. report to that location as soon as possible so i can begin the talks.--Anja Arnheim 04:33, 25 December 2012 (UTC)

Yesterday you were all dead, so I guess the fact that Jerden and yourself are back on your feet with a pulse is your Christmas present. :) MERRY CHRISTMAS!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 05:21, 25 December 2012 (UTC)

Sorry Anja, but I didn't check back here until after I'd given Malodorous Monk a special Christmas present. (Can anyone guess what it was?) And I'd rather talk here than stand around in a building. Even if TSI agree to a truce, someone else will kill me, and I don't blame them. Anyway, 'tis the season to be jolly, and I certainly am jolly. Hope I didn't ruin TSI's Christmas. If I did, they need to lighten up. Merry Christmas everybody! Who liked my speech yesterday? TSI 11 - JRC 8. Before anyone suggests otherwise, I did spend Christmas with my family. I just got some computer time in the evening. --Jerden 21:44, 25 December 2012 (UTC)

it would be more convenient for the talks to be on here anyway. oh well. did you get any neat presents, jerden? i got a huge blue blanket. i love blankets. --Anja Arnheim 02:11, 26 December 2012 (UTC)

I got a Kindle, to hopefully satisfy my desire to read. Anyway, I'd be happy to agree to a truce with TSI (ie, we stop killing each other), but I suspect they'll want ridiculous terms, like "stop killing people you pathetic psycho". People like them are so unreasonable! --Jerden 19:50, 26 December 2012 (UTC)

jerden! saying such things is not going to help us with diplomacy! --Anja Arnheim 22:20, 26 December 2012 (UTC)

How about staying out of Vinetown and Pegton? If you want to PK people elsewhere, that's up to you, but we will always oppose anyone PKing in our parish.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 16:34, 27 December 2012 (UTC)

You'd really offer those terms? Wow, you're more generous than I thought. I assumed you'd be the type to swear to my destruction as long as I dare take innocent life, and so on. --Jerden 19:55, 27 December 2012 (UTC)

i will not accept those terms, jerden. i visited vinetown last night, and i have learned more than enough in my short visit that i decided to stay. vinetown is a mess, and the only people who seem to care about it are sister rita and delacroix, therefore i will support them, in the name of lord jerden of course. mallrat, please rethink your position. if you are only bent on killing me because i am in jerden group, you are no more worse than the zombies in vinetown. i will not jump the ship here because of the spanish inquisition. oh, and on that topic, i would like jerden group to discuss allies with sister rita. mallrat, please help us defend vinetown. --Anja Arnheim 20:27, 27 December 2012 (UTC)

Anja, I attacked you in the hope of avenging my friend the smelly Monk. If you're willing to help survivors instead of killing them (as appears to be your inclination in any case), naturally that's different. Let Leiter know, as he's been working with the zombies in attacking Mitchem Mall (being dead and all). Sister Rita and Damon are good friends of TSI going back several years: you're much better off choosing allies like them (MERCY, MDK etc) instead of the likes of Flowers of Decay and Cobra. Follow your pro-survivor instincts and we could be allies instead of enemies.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 20:55, 27 December 2012 (UTC)

And nothing will be made of Crowbank? If JRC are free to do as they wish in Crowbank without TSI intervention, that sounds like a pretty good truce offering (coming from a by-stander) A ZOMBIE ANT 02:12, 29 December 2012 (UTC)

... Let's not look at this rationally, there is a possibility to gain a victory not just by getting what we want, but also by beating their kill count. --Leiter 02:47, 29 December 2012 (UTC)

Mm-hmm, DDR is correct. Leiter, you should listen to him.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 07:14, 29 December 2012 (UTC)

The way I see it, this fight is turning, especially with Vinetown almost overrun by Zeds keeping the TSI fighting on two fronts. Sure, I've been dead for almost a week but that doesn't mean I can't make life miserable for the TSI by tearing down their resource points in waiting for a combat revive. Combat revives seems sparse though. I will of course follow the rules of a truce if made. --Leiter 04:01, 28 December 2012 (UTC)

You've had a good run recently, true, but we're happy to see you and the penguin stay as zombies: what more can we achieve than having you 'dead'? If you continue to attack the mall, you're doing our PR job for us. FWIW Mick left Anja in peace this morning, taking on the zombies and cading the mall instead. Anja and Jerden, Mick will not attack you if you are defending the mall or otherwise helping to protect Vinetown (extends bedraggled olive branch from somewhere under his grimy robes). The same goes for Leiter and Penguinpyro if they decide to change their ways.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 05:50, 28 December 2012 (UTC)

I will try to get this war into a win for JRC, unless Jerden declares truce. In which way I will either build up JRC in Crowbank or help you guys out in Vinetown, I mean, I have nothing personal against you guys, I just don't like failure (I.E losing a war). --Leiter 07:49, 28 December 2012 (UTC)

This is probably a poor decision, made with me slightly drunk at 3 AM, but this ongoing conflict, updated nearly daily, interests me, and the close scoreboard posted above wakes up the devil in me. I recently killed two TSI cardinals- may I dedicate them to the Jerden group? I think that'll bring JRC 1 kill behind TSI, and well within range to overtake TSI.

I suppose this is none of my business, but being a mercenary, seeing a PKer group fighting a larger PKer-hunting group makes me want to give a small contribution. It's the Holidays, after all. Nothing personal, TSI, I just happen to strongly, very, utterly, enormously dislike Spanish Inquisitions. Perhaps you guys burned me alive in an earlier life, who knows? And I don't take kindly to PKer hunting- it's like the witch hunts all over again. Of course, if you don't count any non-group kills, I more than understand, but since I'm not currently affiliated to any group, I don't imagine it'd be cheating too much. Anyway, good luck to you all, and TSI, I'll be sure to visit with more, ahem, confessions, if I get in the area again. --  FOXLION    08:01, 28 December 2012 (UTC)

Hi Foxlion. I'm glad our little contest is attracting an audience. :) You're forgetting that if were including kills from each side's allies, we'd have added quite a few extra to our TSI scoreline as well. As with a football game, it doesn't count if spectators or players from other teams pop onto the pitch and try to add a few extra goals. :D --Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 10:08, 28 December 2012 (UTC)

hold on, you! foxlion! you are going nowhere! you are coming to vinetown to help me and sister rita defend this mall! you do not have to worry about the spanish inquisition either. --Anja Arnheim 10:03, 28 December 2012 (UTC)

I agree with mallrat, however if you are interested in building something you should join us. Naturally we can't add scores retroactively but I don't think that would be a problem, would it? ;) You've got the conditions for membership on our group page. --Leiter 10:16, 28 December 2012 (UTC)

Leiter's right, no third party kills or it wouldn't work, but foxlion could join JRC for as long as he likes, even if that's just a couple of days. It's one of the rare times I agree with Mallrat (along with no zerging/alt abuse and... er... there's gotta be something else!) So, it seems this will continue. I'll try to maintain the JRC revive point. JRC are catching up, probably because TSI are Pro-survivor and actually fight zombies while Jerden's a selfish bastard. --Jerden 19:23, 28 December 2012 (UTC)

Hmm, I'm engaged right now in Kempsterbank, in a little personal war with the Knights Templar. I suppose you can tell my dislike for strict religious dogma extends beyond TSI. And yet, I happen to have been killed, and I don't see a revive happening soon in this hostile area. I might as well travel back to Vinetown, and sniper Templars later. It's an interesting proposition. Sorry, Jerden, I can appreciate what you're doing in Crowbank, but I'm planning on applying to the Philosophe Knights, since they've won my admiration, so I probably won't join you permanently unless you guys happen to drug me. But I'm waiting to apply to the PK until the holidays are over, and I don't see any harm in extending that wait for awhile. How about I join you for a few weeks, to even the numbers on both sides? Then I will be back on my way.

By the way, is Penguinpyro in your group perhaps "peng" on IRC? I chatted with peng once, and I'm just curious if this is his alt. --  FOXLION    20:02, 28 December 2012 (UTC)

You are very welcome! PK are considered friends of ours. About the IRC, peng could very well be PenguinPyro, or it could be Mallrat or even Keevan (not likely that last one though). My point being that the IRC link we provide is an open link which anyone can access and choose a temporary name, we do not consider it a safe way of communication. --Leiter 02:33, 29 December 2012 (UTC)

All right, sounds good. I'm in the area now, so as soon as I get a revive, I will put on JRC tags and start shooting. Of course I'm on the Wiki a lot, but private discussions can be sent to msfurbandead@gmail.com, or DSS Satellite Phone, #896-0894. Although I don't check that email too often, so you might want to remind me to check it if you send a message there.

Any rules I should know before I start? Such as the mall being a no-fire zone, or no shooting if the mall is ruined? And how many TSI are we talking about? I know 3. --  FOXLION    03:23, 29 December 2012 (UTC)

I take it the peace talks are a bust, then? I will let my colleagues know.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 04:03, 29 December 2012 (UTC)

rules: try to give a one liner when making a kill. That's about the rules I've followed so far, anyone tell me if I've missed anything.--Leiter 04:33, 29 December 2012 (UTC)

Well, that's no problem, since that's my personal policy, too. And by no means let me interrupt your peace talks. If you can work out an agreement, I'll just help hold the mall and move on. Although I may take a few shots at TSI later on my own. --  FOXLION    04:42, 29 December 2012 (UTC)

What's up, Leiter? One minute you want to give Jerden the say-so, the next minute you change your mind. Who's in charge? Does Jerden even rule JRC, let alone Crowbank? :D FWIW I've told Anja I won't attack her while she's defending Mitchem. What can I say, The Inquisition has principles. With that in mind, Foxlion, you might want to hold fire until Jerden gives his response. There are some zeds inside the NW corner who need evicting.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 04:49, 29 December 2012 (UTC)

foxlion, you come to assist me in defending mitchem mall. this is current situation: the mall is without power, and has three zombies in it, all of them on northwest corner. sister rita and mercy are here too, and they are helping defend this mall. most of the zombies are some group called nerglings, and are about high to middle in terms of level and skill. this is what i suggest, because there are no necrotech buildings in vinetown and there is portable kill yourself machine near the mall, you can use your syringes here for potential combat revive. this would only buy enough time to work on barricades. the warehouse directly one block west of the northwest corner of the mall is very strongly barricade, so if you lose foot you can enter there. mallrat has said that leiter is trying to destroy the mall, but i have not seen this happen yet. speaking of mallrat, do not get the wrong idea! i am helping mercy and mdk, not the spanish inquisition! what trouble.. --Anja Arnheim 05:19, 29 December 2012 (UTC)

Anja, FYI Leiter has been seen several times attacking the mall as a zombie (he admitted it in one of his previous comments), and zombie Jerden was spotted with him at least once. There's also a revived Nurgling called Ephraim Pitman who's been loitering in the mall, probably arming and GKing.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 06:48, 29 December 2012 (UTC)

Jerden's in charge, I just re-read his post stating that this will continue for a while.--Leiter 06:14, 29 December 2012 (UTC)

Yes, ma'am. You sure know how to give orders. :D

Thanks for the intel. I'll pick up some syringes before I get to Vinetown. And I won't be shooting TSI or survivors until the truce is lifted, so I expect the same courtesy. --  FOXLION    06:46, 29 December 2012 (UTC)

Hmm, let's see: you've killed two cardinals, said how much you hate "religious dogma", joined our current enemies, and you're heading over to our turf having said you'll "take a few shots at TSI later on my own"... Leiter and Jerden have made it clear they want no truce (which is currently just an agreement between Mick and Anja), so you'll have to do better than that to win TSI's trust.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 07:09, 29 December 2012 (UTC)

Well, it seems that the mall has all but fallen - half ruined with a small huddle of survivors left. Shame. Couldn't see anyone I knew to revive, but JRC members should be able to head to Plummer avenue if you want a revive, and I'll help if I can. And as for being spotted at the mall as a zombie, well, it's boring and pointless to waste AP standing around doing nothing, but I only went once. --Jerden 19:38, 29 December 2012 (UTC)

I wondered why this talk page was such a text wall, but I realize now it's no wonder with such suspicion and double-doubting. Yes, I've never hidden my dislike or murderous intentions, but I'm willing to wait till the mall is secure and everyone is on guard. Are the TSI, who claim to have 'principles?'

I believe you were the one who suggested I "hold fire" till something definitive was decided. You also stated TSI would not shoot anyone helping survivors. You may also note my current inventory is tailored to CR and repair, without ammo to kill anything until the mall is fixed and I restock. Of course, I'm ready to join the contest anytime, but please let's make clear whether we are in a truce or not, since that's only fair. Anyway, I don't expect your trust, but if anyone gets a screenshot of me killing one of you before this truce is officially lifted or TSI fires first, then I'm sure you won't hesitate to flaunt it on the Wiki and smear my name. So let that be my statement, until we get a clear sign to fire. --  FOXLION    01:41, 30 December 2012 (UTC)

You seem legit, but the problem is that you've not only already attacked us twice without provocation (which Anja never did), but since I asked you to hold fire neither Jerden nor Leiter have expressed any interest in a truce, even on good terms (as DDR noted). Hence my scepticism. You've also now said that we wouldn't hesitate to smear you. Nice. If you want to know if there's a truce or not, you need to lay that question at Jerden's feet. Or Leiter's. Or whoever's in charge. I've already clarified my position.

FYI the talk page here is so long not because of mutual distrust, but because Jerden is a clown, and anyone with taste and sense hates clowns.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 04:37, 30 December 2012 (UTC)

Jesus christ do you people ever shut the fuck up? On another note, it is kind of cute to see you two itty bitty groups going at it.--SA 05:19, 30 December 2012 (UTC)

All right, well put. This is my last post, until something happens. Mallrat, I'm also not sure if there is a truce or not, and would like it confirmed, too. But as stated, I'll wait for a clear order, and in the meantime, I will be repairing nearby buildings, and either combat reviving, or RP reviving, depending on how full of zombies the mall is. Whether you shoot me or not is your choice, but I won’t, yet. You’re right, if I was not affiliated with JRC, then I wouldn't hesitate to shoot TSI, before or now, since your group name, group goal, and PKer-hunting are provocation to me. But now I’ve promised to help JRC, and although we may not agree on things like PKing, religion, etc, I keep my promises, so you can assume I won't break peace first.

I do hope you didn't misunderstand “smear" means I suspect you will Photoshop a fake screenshot. I meant that if I did break my word, you are not the type to take low punches quietly. If I did break the truce first, I feel you would broadcast it very loudly. Hence, my name would be smeared. In other words, I couldn't break my word easily without being blamed for it.

And third, perhaps Jerden is light-hearted, but I think that’s why people like him. This is a game after all, and people who don’t take themselves too seriously are much easier to like than people who think themselves too important. Anyone who's mildly intelligent and can see humour in things are pretty likeable, whether they agree or not. In that respect, you're not quite as evil a guy as I assumed TSI Cardinals were, I'll give you that. In case you misunderstand, that's a compliment. ;)--  FOXLION    05:36, 30 December 2012 (UTC)

Well, something has happened quickly. I'll make this quick. Do you all want to count this kill in the scores and resume hostilities, all sides on guard and warned, or not count this, and continue the truce? I am up for either option, but I'd like some clarity. --  FOXLION    06:14, 30 December 2012 (UTC)

For the record I don't think Jerden is a clown. I think he's doing what 90% of the groups and players on this wiki are incapable of doing, that is, having any sort of "war" or dispute in a civil manner while still having fun. I admire him for that. A ZOMBIE ANT 06:23, 30 December 2012 (UTC)

I admire that about Jerden too, DDR, but he's still a clown. :)

SA: be grateful something of interest is still happening in a moribund game. UD needs more in-game drama like this, not less. Six years in and some suburbs don't have a single zombie and pretty much the only thing still happening on the wiki is bot-zapping and cliquey discussions on who gets to op a dying sys. :(

Foxlion: as I've already indicated, what truce? There was (and still is, as far as I'm concerned) an agreement between Anja and Mick - that's it. Jerden missed his chance to accept my offer, and Leiter in particular has shown no interest in downing weapons. Your peace-loving inventory featured 12 firearms, and you were found in Penny Heights having passed right through Vinetown from Crowbank. Perhaps you got lost? Enjoy the payback for your earlier attacks against us.

Cardinal nomatr1 dribbles through a crowded mall, rounds the last defender and slots the ball home, right between Foxlion's legs. Ouch! The score is now 12-8 - and for the record, everyone in JRC is now a zombie. [Mick attempts an evil cardinal war-dance, falls into an filthy armchair and starts snoring loudly.]--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 08:34, 30 December 2012 (UTC)

it would be lovely if you spent more time worrying about mission and mall than checking jerden group members profiles every so often to see if dead or alive, mallrat. maybe it was a mistake to leave panzergruppe arnheim for jerden group. jerden is a good leader, but i cannot stand it when people like mallrat make a big deal like this. it is really quite simple, do not agree with jerden group then stay out of the way. i seem to be the only one out of the two of us who is paying attention to the mall, mallrat. step up and be more focused on the mission otherwise i will not be as friendly during to you during the next operation! --Anja Arnheim 09:54, 30 December 2012 (UTC)

I would do, but I'm not about to paint a target on my head for Leiter's or Jerden's benefit. If you really want to help survivors, Anja, don't be a member of a PKer group: Simples!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 10:23, 30 December 2012 (UTC)

Isn't it ammusing that with all of JRC zombies you apparantly are still hiding from us? Heh Heh. Ah well. Hopefully I'll be alive again soon. So, just to clear things up - there is no truce (bold for effect!) as we enjoy shooting each other too much. Also, handy tip - I learnt a while ago that there's no point complaining about "unfair" treatment from people like TSI, because they have every right to shoot us. However, we also have the right to fire back! As for the clown remarks, that's probably a fair summary of my insane plans. I always fancied myself as a Joker-like figure, but that may not be what people meant. Thanks for the vote of confidence Anja, and let me say that I'm fine with you doing whatever you want to do, so don't feel as if you can't work with TSI. Good leader hey...

Also, I've realised another thing me and my friend Mallrat have in common - an apprieciation of humour and banter, which is why I think this wall of text just keeps on growing. --Jerden 18:57, 30 December 2012 (UTC)

Well, now that we're on the same page, I suppose we can all shake hands and resume civil hostilities. :D

Really, suspicious Cardinal, must I explain everything? You may have noted I checked the mall, and DNA scanning, found there were Brain-rots in each corner. Since combat revives are useless with 15 zeds and brain-rots, I decided it would be efficient to restock at the nearest mall on much needed ammo. But things being as they are, those bullets will now be used on more interesting subjects than zombies. Sorry Anja, but I said I'd help JRC face TSI first, and help the mall only if there was a truce, so repairing the suburb seems a distant secondary target now. Mallrat, I'm hardly going to whine over 'unfair' treatment, but I'm afraid I don't quite agree with your math. One death, without even a properly stinging kill speech, is hardly good enough payback for 2 kills. Certainly not cruel enough for a Spanish Inquisition. You've not paid me back fully yet, so consider this a little challenge from the fox. I have a trip planned the week of Jan 14, so that's when I'll bow out of this contest, but till then I'll be in the area, actively hunting. I'm sure we'll be able to have a lot of fun these two weeks. --  FOXLION    00:54, 31 December 2012 (UTC)

Yes, you're quite right that you still owe us another scalp.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 03:45, 31 December 2012 (UTC)

if one more is all it takes to end this, i am in gelasius hospital! come for me, mallrat! --Anja Arnheim 04:11, 31 December 2012 (UTC)

sorry, but somebody who has no idea what is going on has beaten you to it and killed me instead. you would not happen to know a lady named henrietta hoggs, would you? please explain to her. thank you. --Anja Arnheim 05:04, 31 December 2012 (UTC)

Henrietta's a delightful woman of the cloth, and she knows what she's doing; TSI has often fought and prayed alongside her, to rid our parish of zombies and heretics. Besides, the scalp owed to us is Foxlion's, not yours. But thanks for the kind offer - Mick loves it when young women scream "Come for me!" at him. :)--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 09:41, 31 December 2012 (UTC)

Yeah... Henrietta is an alt. for Rozalyn, I wonder why she hasn't joined the TSI long ago if only for this contest, I think she'd like it. Also, anyone noticed an increased amount of random PKers without official affiliation going at both sides? --Leiter 10:37, 31 December 2012 (UTC)

Regarding Henrietta, TSI is not a recruiting group. We were all hand-picked by Pope Brian XIII, so no-one else can join. I've not noticed any increase in non-JRC PKing vs TSI. People must like their friendly local Inquisitors. Or dislike the self-proclaimed rulers of free suburbs (and their lackeys). Or both. :) --Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 13:33, 31 December 2012 (UTC)

I havn't really noticed any real increased anti-JRC hostilities, as you have never been alone in you opposition to violent morons, TSI's just loudest. Anja, don't provoke the Inquisition, they do bite. Try and stay alive and do some good, although you will find it easier to get revives than me and Leiter, what with their history. I don't know about Penguinpyro, although as alive now he may have more sucess. --Jerden 17:44, 31 December 2012 (UTC)

i am upset. i was killed again. http://i47.tinypic.com/kd5onq.png ( i go back to plummer avenue revive point ) i am not pk scum! this is not good, they call me pk scum and then they become pk scum! jerden, where are you, i want to visit you. i am leaving vinetown, the people here are pretty dumb. nobody knows which side they are on except mercy... --Anja Arnheim 18:44, 31 December 2012 (UTC)

Sorry to hear it Anja, but remember what I said in the JRC disclaimer: "You don't have to PK to join the group, although remember that any enemies we may happen to make may not understand this subtle distinction. In fact, screw that, if they're our enemies they're probably not too considerate so they definitely won't understand." She who walks with murderers gets blood upon her, even if she does not strike. I think I made that up. --Jerden 19:35, 31 December 2012 (UTC)

Reading comprehension failure, Anja. DK Axer (a Vinetown Legend, btw) clearly says "F*ck JRC. PKing scum", so he was talking about the group in general, of which you are a culpable part.

do not insult my intelligence, you jerk. --Anja Arnheim 05:15, 1 January 2013 (UTC)

In other news, Happy New Year!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 20:59, 31 December 2012 (UTC)

YARR!! Happy new year!--Leiter 02:46, 1 January 2013 (UTC)

Happy New Year! Damn, forgot to do a special broadcast. Maybe tommorrow. Maybe never. Well, I plan on our group becoming more effective in the New Year. --Jerden 19:39, 1 January 2013 (UTC)

well mallrat, good job on killing me. please tell me you are over it now. i dragged foxlion into this so he can help me defend mitchem mall, something that you should be doing. now that i am dead, there is no need for any more fighting. it is over and the spanish inquisition won, so we should get back to fighting against the zombies. that is the important thing. --Anja Arnheim 03:42, 2 January 2013 (UTC)

I've already expressed willingness to make peace. You need to talk to Jerden and Leiter about it, not me. And Foxlion wasn't dragged in by you to help survivors: he'd already been hostile to us before joining JRC and then figured he could help you with your scoreline. As I said before, if you want to help survivors, don't be a member of a PKer group.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 07:36, 2 January 2013 (UTC)

come into the jerden group chat. i would like to have a face to face talk with you there. http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/#JerdenRulesCrowbank@irc.nexuswar.com --Anja Arnheim 08:17, 2 January 2013 (UTC)

I have to say, TSI are certainly very eager to get advantage any way they can. I can overlook a sudden attack on myself during uncertain peace talks, but shooting an obvious medic who's volunteered to revive TSI as well as JRC, after stating, "there was… and is… an agreement between Anja and Mick", and counting it is rather low. The question is not just who's leading the scores, but the manner in which they are winning, and I have to say, the more I see, the more I have to scoff at TSI. Even after I've left JRC, I will continue to shoot you any chance I get, so be aware of that.

Anja, you didn't drag me into this- it was my feelings against such groups like the TSI that brought me here. I'd suggest you stop offering yourself as a target, since TSI obviously wants to 'win' anyway they can and would rather let Vinetown burn than let JRC have the PR of helping out. Which seems to be the common of most 'pro-survivor' groups, since my sister says DHPD use their AP serving 'warrants', yet keep their claimed zone in ruins, and Knights Templar also keep Kempsterbank in rather poor condition. --  FOXLION    21:32, 2 January 2013 (UTC)

Here's that agreement again in full, for the reading-impaired: "Mick will not attack you [Anja] if you are defending the mall or otherwise helping to protect Vinetown." Anja was busy reviving her PKer buddies in Crowbank, so was fair game. Leiter wanted to continue the turf war because he thought the tide was turning. And here's Jerden's response to the peace talks: "there is no truce (bold for effect!)". Did you not understand that either? Like I said before, have a word with your new bosses. Don't join a fight uninvited and then complain because your buddies are getting bloody noses.

As for taking care of V'town, you'll notice how many Vintoonians and other locals are happy to join us in ridding their burb of JRC. :)--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 22:54, 2 January 2013 (UTC)

Well, I see no point in trying to write a proper answer or continue this discussion, when your sole defense seems to be insulting the intelligence of others. Which, really, is about as immature as if I were to say, "'Die gute Gesellschaft denkt darum nicht abstrakt, weil es zu leicht ist, weil es zu niedrig ist, niedrig nicht dem äußeren Stande nach, nicht aus einem leeren Vornehmtun, das sich über das wegzusetzen stellt, was es nicht vermag, sondern wegen der inneren Geringheit der Sache.' Mensch, er kann nicht Deutsch oder Hegel verstehen? Er ist dumm!"

I prefer to do my talking on the field, so if you have something to say to me, find me there, and I'll also do my talking within Malton from now on. But I must mention about your popularity, I've met a lot of nomatr1s and TSI impersonators already, most of whom profess a deathly hate for you. And I PKed TSI both times before, because people reported your locations, along with the FoD's, on the radio. Somehow, I suspect your welcome is as thin as JRC's. --  FOXLION    02:02, 3 January 2013 (UTC)

Whatevs. Those impersonators are all the zerg alts of one player, who also has numerous impersonator alts of Prudence, a zerg-hunter: see my chat with V4por, above). So you're in the good company of a zerging griefer.

Remember, you picked this fight, not us. Dry your eyes and jog on.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 03:12, 3 January 2013 (UTC)

oh, so you are me now, and you know exactly what i am doing and why? i went back to crowbank to avoid the loonies while i try to gather more resources. i felt it would be more time effective if i did not have to ask for a revive every other day and go back to crowbank to avoid being pked. i obviously was wrong about that. you are against pk groups? you are a pro survivor group? give me a break, mall rat. this whole thing is proving that you are worse than jrc. if you did not want to follow the peace deal that i made, you should have killed me 20 times by now. you could have just said so. i do not care for the war between jerden group and the spanish inquisition, but it is wrong to make me guilty by association. if you visit a zoo, how can you tell if the animals have been treated? you cannot. --Anja Arnheim 07:03, 3 January 2013 (UTC)

"it is wrong to make me guilty by association" - er, no, it isn't. There are plenty of pro-survivor groups you could join, Anja. I suggest approaching M.E.R.C.Y.

In other news, "You stab Jerden for 2 damage. They die." 14-8. TSI is ready to make peace at any time, folks.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 07:20, 3 January 2013 (UTC)

get back into the chat. --Anja Arnheim 07:35, 3 January 2013 (UTC)

People, please get your shit together. We're having a nice friendly war going on, if someone starts blasting you don't get mad, get even. --Leiter 18:55, 3 January 2013 (UTC)

Absolutely. For the love of god, stop lowering the fight to mallrat's standards and make the most of this fun event! A ZOMBIE ANT 03:23, 4 January 2013 (UTC)

And to think I almost signed up to your Antz game. Pshaw! Tish and pish! Where's the tartan solidarity eh?--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 04:52, 4 January 2013 (UTC)

So, Anja has left JRC (I think she's fed up of people killing her) - check her profile if you want confirmation. I think she'd apprieciate it people stopped killing her. If hostilities towards her continue, 1: they will not be counted by the remaining members of JRC and 2: I'll post a list of everyone else who's healed or revived me and people can go around shooting them. That would be funny! (Actually, it would!) Anyway, Happy New Year to all my friends and enemies - ah, we're all (internet game) friends here really! We've had fun times.

As for the tartan, well, some people keep killing me before I have a chance. It was ruined last time I went shopping, and now I'm dead. I should probably at least remove jerden's santa beard now though.

Foxlion, I understood about half of the German words in that quote. You know, the short ones. So I put it into a translator and wonderous philosophical nonsense emerged (although the limitations of Google on complex sentances probably didn't help). You'll fit in well!--Jerden 16:41, 4 January 2013 (UTC)

Hi Jerden. I've told my crimson-clad brethren not to shoot at Anja. Kilts can be hard to find but it's worth the effort. Nichols Mall is currently open, as is The Kilt Store.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 17:00, 4 January 2013 (UTC)

Yes, no translator in the world can properly decipher Hegel, and his run-on German mysticism is rather impressive. Which is why I sprout it whenever I want to make a point. No Cardinals today, but I did find and punish DK Axer for his useless resistance against JRC. I'm sorry, I miscalculated and he died before I said something (humans are just so fragile!), but I did waste an AP afterwards and everyone else in the crowd heard a speech. So do forgive me for breaking the rule one time. :D --  FOXLION    20:19, 4 January 2013 (UTC)

I thought you weren't coming back here after your little hissy fit? Never mind, you making an enemy out of DK Axer is about as smart as we have come to expect from you. :)--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 20:27, 4 January 2013 (UTC)

Oh, your cruel cruel words wound me! Mercy, Cardinal! *fakes mock death, then rolls his eyes* Is this JRC's talk page, or am I in the wrong place? I'm becoming confused, since you seem to think every comment made here is addressed to you. :D

As for Axer, he chose to make JRC an enemy, not us, and while I am with JRC, I will shoot anyone who makes themselves enemies of Jerden. His description doesn't make me quake with fear, so if he's half as legendary as you make him out to be, I'll be mighty surprised.--  FOXLION    21:38, 4 January 2013 (UTC)

Don't worry, nobody can remember a one liner every time, what matters is doing your best. Ah, I love reading arguements. So entertaining. Anyway, from DK Axer's profile description I believe he will be above "F*** PKERS DIE NOOB" style comments (okay, I've not got any quite that bad), as the profile express some degree of wit but definatly not quake with fear level, as Foxlion said. Anyway, at least a third of all text on this page is written by Mallrat, so of course he feels that the remaining 2 thirds is addressed to him. --Jerden 22:02, 4 January 2013 (UTC)

Ah, so "Well, I see no point in trying to write a proper answer or continue this discussion, when your sole defense seems to be insulting the intelligence of others" and "I prefer to do my talking on the field, so if you have something to say to me, find me there, and I'll also do my talking within Malton from now on" was actually aimed at the members of JRC - got it. :)

PROTIP: don't judge players' effectiveness by their alts' descriptions.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 03:48, 5 January 2013 (UTC).

You're almost right. If they seem like a trenchcoater, it's probably because they are a trenchcoater. Anything else, well, as you said, doesn't tell you anything about their effectiveness. (I'm not saying DK Axer is a trenchie, it's just no profile description could really scare me, or anyone for that matter. Sometimes I say things which make sense to me but get misunderstood easily. Probably because I'm crazy.)

In other, more relevent News, Snaflesnort has sadly departed from the living, literally at my hands, well, fist. TSI: 14 - JRC: 9 --Jerden 17:18, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

Sadly, nomatr1 is also no longer existent among the living. I suppose my confession was a bit overzealous. It appears I owe TSI 2 scalps again. TSI: 14 - JRC: 10--  FOXLION    23:02, 6 January 2013 (UTC)

No, only one: Mick has boosted his claim to the 2013 Bullet d'Or by scalping you, and you can consider your confession taken. TSI: 15 - JRC: 10--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 19:22, 7 January 2013 (UTC)

Is not! I say it's 2! Snarflesnort has slept in a place bad for his health. We're sounding very much like the Argument Clinic, are we not? ;) TSI: 15 - JRC: 11--  FOXLION    19:42, 8 January 2013 (UTC)

Could you at least try to stay alive for 24 hours at a time...? Leiter's the only one of you still standing. We may have to start claiming headshots on JRC zombies if you can't provide us with living targets. :P--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 02:47, 9 January 2013 (UTC)

Didn't you mention JRC members being dead was all TSI could hope to achieve? Anyway, thanks for keeping such good tabs, you cancel the need for me to check my status. May I ask what you're using? I'm curious, as profiles show the living description even when one is dead, until you stand up as a zombie. Hmm, I thought zombies must have broken into my safehouse, but one really can't help being shot by a random killer jealous of his Lordship. --  FOXLION    08:48, 9 January 2013 (UTC)

I'm happy for you all to be zombies, but it makes it harder for us to score goals. :) I'll let you work out how to tell if someone's dead or not.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 11:57, 9 January 2013 (UTC)

Don't you just love it when a community works as a team? Well, maybe not if you're Leiter and you've just seen the auld onion bag bulge as Mick completes a neat one-two with some helpful soul on the radio. 16-11.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 15:44, 9 January 2013 (UTC)

I really should get living again, but there's this building which I keep breaking into, and I haven't played a zombie for a while. Anyway Mallrat, if you want targets, why not revive us? Nobody else does, dispite my current profile description. What with the radio broadcasts and your continuing hostilities, it seems people want us dead!

Nice try, but knowing you're all dead makes Mick a happy priest. :) --Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 18:33, 9 January 2013 (UTC)

Malodorous takes one on the house, too bad Mick McManix had left the building mere hours before... --Leiter 16:05, 10 January 2013 (UTC)

So that's TSI: 16 - JRC: 12. In other news, a certain building in Vinetown is now full of zombies, and I helped. A small victory, but satisfying. I know, nothing to get too exited about, but hopefully JRC will be able to that that sort of thing before heading to a revive point a lot more often.--Jerden 19:54, 10 January 2013 (UTC)

Go right ahead digging JRC's grave! PKing in front of plenty of witnesses/helping zombies ruin buildings? Really smart strategies.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 21:01, 10 January 2013 (UTC)

I don't believe witnesses ever stopped you Cardinals from not turning the other cheek, as some fine man on a cross suggested. Besides, JRC has always been an acquired taste, not really concerned with what mundane people may think. I don't think a few ruins or mauls deepen the grave- JRC is already a beautiful cemetery, if you think the opinion of the masses count. --  FOXLION    21:57, 10 January 2013 (UTC)

nomatr1 dummies Leiter and walks the ball into an empty net. 17-12.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 07:03, 11 January 2013 (UTC)

We're not wasting our time PKing random people. We're using our time while dead productively, since there's lttle else to do. Anyway, only people who've added us to their contacts will recognise us, and they probably already know how little we care about the generally accepted rules of Malton, and it's not like people's opinion of my group in an online RPG really matters to me. The only rule we need is that we rule Crowbank! --Jerden 21:10, 11 January 2013 (UTC)

One would think Snaflesnort would change his hiding place after being killed a few times. But then again, predictability in an opponent is a benefit. 17-13--  FOXLION    01:53, 13 January 2013 (UTC)

Mick the Knife (Kurt Weill, arr. TSI):

Oh, the priest has pretty teeth, dear

And he shows 'em, pearly white

Just a jack knife has McManix, dear

And he keeps it, keeps it way out of sight

On the sidewalk, one Monday mornin'

Leiter's body, oozin' life

Someone's sneaking 'round the corner

Could that someone, perhaps, perchance, be Mick the Knife?

18-13.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 12:45, 14 January 2013 (UTC)

... And Lionel 'El Stinki' Monki, the Bastardo di Barcelona, Cardinal Sin himself, dribbles through the hapless Crowbank F.C. defence and nutmegs Jerden to make it 19-13. --Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 18:56, 14 January 2013 (UTC)

Now you're just showing off. ;) Lucky Malodourous to get two in a row. --Jerden 20:44, 14 January 2013 (UTC)

How unfortunate. I was really hoping to find a last TSI scalp before going, but found only an impersonator in Herick Bank. Not even DK Axer to act as a substitute sacrifice. Well, I'll have to be content with the scalps I have, though I surely will seek more later. I'm off to New York today, so I'll say goodbye now and officially turn in my JRC tags. After I get back, I will be less active in Malton for awhile, so for the record- I am out of this contest.

Jerden and Leiter, thanks for having me. I'm sorry to be leaving at such an inopportune time, but it's been a very interesting experience, so thanks for the alliance and fun, and best wishes on your conquest. In that respect, I also appreciate good enemies, so Mallrat, thanks for the entertaining rivalry and my first taste of Wiki drama. If I get back in the area, I'll let you know, and we can resume cheerfully killing each other. --  FOXLION    13:52, 15 January 2013 (UTC)

Sure. Enjoy New York in the meantime. May I add what a pleasure it has been, seeing our lead increase from 3 to 6 during your time helping JeRC. :D--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 15:16, 15 January 2013 (UTC)

It's got nothing to do with Foxlion, and more to do with people deciding, for completely unknown reasons, that they should assist your in your opposition to violence and oppression by killing, reporting the locations of and not reviving JRC members. As I said, I can't work out why. I have chosen the needlessly difficult path, but I will stick with it untill furthur notice. --Jerden 18:55, 15 January 2013 (UTC)

A dark bank... A cardinal feeling secure since there is no generator and all enemies are groaning in the streets of Malton, relaxed for the first time in a while he lays down to rest... Suddenly, a flash! a loud bang! followed by a series of flashes and bangs, the last thing Nomatr1 sees is the face of Leiter, lit up in the flash from his pistol... Leiter swiftly vanishes in the darkness, leaving Nomatr1 bleeding out on the cold bank floor... --Leiter 09:07, 16 January 2013 (UTC)

And that's a goal from Leiter, bringing the score to TSI: 19- JRC: 14. A good lead from TSI, but it's still possible for JRC to catch up, if we play our cards right... wait... we're doing football analogies... er... Nope, I can't think of one. --Jerden 21:19, 16 January 2013 (UTC)

Leiter didn't get far. A training-ground cross from Mick to the Monk.... keeper left stranded... Monk scores with a tap-in. 20-14.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 02:41, 17 January 2013 (UTC)

And snaflesnort dies yet again as Jerden gets in another kill. I notice you have now created some sort of resistance, which Anja has apparantly joined. I'm sure they'll be a plenty more happy to commit regicide, still, live for the moment, expect the worst and make the most of it. I may be able to get some help too, or I could just fail. Still, even my failures are exiting. Rather interestingly, I think if it wasn't for TSI I'd have got bored ages ago. 20-15 --Jerden 21:07, 20 January 2013 (UTC)

Leiter fluffs his lines in front of an open goal, allowing Mick to take the ball, run the length of the pitch, and nutmeg 'keeper Jerden. 21:15.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 18:35, 22 January 2013 (UTC)

After a feeble shot by Leiter on Mick's goal yesterday, the Malodorous Monk counter-attacks to lethal effect. 22-15.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 04:51, 26 January 2013 (UTC)

Malodourus monk bites the dancefloor (which is probably quite dusty by now) Too bad I forgot to say something BEFORE he died, aw well he's a soon to be walking body and that's what matters --Leiter 09:46, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

Which makes the score 22-16. What can I say, JRC may be largely incompetent and prone to getting themselves killed, but we're stubborn! And violent. A disturbing combination.--Jerden 17:40, 2 February 2013 (UTC)

In a surprise change of sporting metaphors, Leiter tries to eat Yi Sang's cricket bat with fatal results. 23-16.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 15:51, 3 February 2013 (UTC)

With an end to this increasingly violent match nowhere in sight, with both teams playing on dispite the futility of it all, anyone else feel like calling it a day and leaving while we're still friends? I think you've proved that we shouldn't mess with you, and we've got ourselves attention, so why don't we blow the whistle, hand The Vinetown Wanderers the shiny cup and call it a day before it gets boring? --Jerden 19:36, 7 February 2013 (UTC)

After a real thriller for a fight Mick McManix goes down! A shame I didn't manage to set him on fire :( --Leiter 19:15, 8 February 2013 (UTC)

And Jerden rushes in to deliver another goal, right in the middle of snaflesnort. Two points to JRC in a row brings the score to 23-18. --Jerden 21:46, 8 February 2013 (UTC)

Hi gents, yes I was away for the past week and didn't touch UD in the meantime so I'm happy to let the Great Ref in the Sky blow the final whistle on this entertaining little match. :) Final Score: 23-18. --Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 22:23, 12 February 2013 (UTC)

what? we have peace? Ooops! sorry... I took Nomatr1 down not knowing there was a peace. I hope this will not affect the outcome of the peace and of course this kill will not count into the final score. --Leiter 14:13, 13 February 2013 (UTC)

Ok, made it back to the place, tell him to stay put and not to kill me and I'll give him a revive in the morning (out of AP now and my relieve is here to take the computer)--Leiter 18:32, 13 February 2013 (UTC)

Passed on your message. No bother.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 18:43, 13 February 2013 (UTC)

Well, I think we can come to a ceasefire now. Of course, I'm sure JRC will irritate someone else pretty soon. It's a skill. Anyway, Jerden offers up the trophy, for TSI to display with pride! (Sorry if it's a little crude, but I made it myself! Feel free to edit.) Gratious in defeat, determined in attack... Who can really question my High Lordship? Well, I guess we can get back to claiming Crowbank now - don't worry, I'll avoid killing random people. For now at least. Now, this may seem like a loss, but we're not upset! After all, it's only a game! --Jerden 18:58, 13 February 2013 (UTC)

File:Football Trophy.jpg‎	The Vinetown Wanderers vs Crowbank F.C.
	In the epic 2012-2013 match between Jerden Rules Crowbank and The Spanish Inquisition the trophy was claimed by the Vinetown Wanderers with a final Score of TSI: 23 - JRC: 18. Bullets were fired, Pumpkins swung, Blood was spilled but we parted as friends. Somehow.

Well played on both sides! It was fun to..umm eerrmmm watch? Fine, I read about in the papers. So now that your footie game is over, I guess can finally come and kill everyone with a bounty. Heheh, just like real life one game is finished and you have to prepare for the next one. --Raven Corvus 21:12, 13 February 2013 (UTC)

Thanks Jerden for the, um, trophy - we will display it with pride; thanks also to Raven for the kind words. The football match was a lot of fun and I think this must be one of the biggest walls-o'-text anywhere on the wiki... --Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 07:13, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

There's good and bad in playing the bad guys, on the good side is that you make the rules (do whatever the fuck you want) on the bad side is that you make enemies without even meeting them. Now some Nina killed me while trying o revive Nomatr1, aw well. Will help you guys out if we stumble upon one another, but now it's time to mow the lawn, grass has grown high and untidy in Crowbank. Also, I took the liberty of adding a modified version of you template that might or might not prove my lack of math skills (feel free to change it if you think it's faulty). Raven, for my part you are welcome in Crowbank if you like, either by my pistols or revive syringes/1st aid, whichever suits the situation best. --Leiter 07:42, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

Well, I've deleted TSI and a few others from our enemies list, and we can now get back to before. Untill someone else tries to start something. The spraypainting of every building in Crowbank has begun... DAMIT! One use out of a spraycan? Better get MORE SPRAYCANS! --Jerden 17:16, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

I'd like to point out that snaflesnort killed me today. I won't hold it against him this time, but unless he gets the memo he'll be back on the enemies list. Not threatening anyone else in TSI though, just one member. --Jerden 21:45, 22 February 2013 (UTC)

Ah, apparently he's been told now. No problem. --Jerden 17:04, 27 February 2013 (UTC)

revives

If you need a revive go to a spot in Crowbank and email me via my user page. I have a guy that can help! A ZOMBIE ANT 15:02, 27 October 2012 (BST)

I'll be fine, just revive me if you see me. Jerden 17:24, 29 October 2012 (BST)

Leiter...

... has dropped his JRC tags. Does that mean he's left the 'group'?--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 20:47, 2 November 2012 (UTC)

I don't know. He hasn't said anything. Why inverted commas around 'group'? Are you saying something negative about JRC?

What, me? Surely not! :D Just hinting that you appear to be the only member, unless Anja has defected from her own one-man (or one-woman) band to join JRC.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 19:43, 4 November 2012 (UTC)

No, she was concidering it but I figured an alliance would be better. Anyway, every group has to start somewhere, and JRC starts with me. Again.

I'm all here, just wanted to see if removing the tag would make any difference in randoms shooting me at sight. It did. But now that experiment is over :) --Leiter 22:18, 5 November 2012 (UTC)

Good to know. I was just on the verge of broadcasting a ceasefire message but there's been a change of plan. :)--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 03:02, 6 November 2012 (UTC)

Good to know Leiter! Welcome back! --Jerden 18:20, 6 November 2012 (UTC)

Seems a bit unleaderlike to leave Crowbank and desert your dead lieutenant, currently begging for a revive while you swan around with some 'real' PKers. If you've gone to Stanbury Village I may have to send Thurston Mallrat on tour so that Mick can come over and say hello to you over there. :)--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 05:25, 10 November 2012 (UTC)

Leiter was alive and well when I last saw him. Anyway, if the queen gets to travel the world, I don't see why I can't make exciting new enemies a few suburbs away. It's not like Crowbank will collapse without me! It's not like I actually run the place! --Jerden 17:02, 12 November 2012 (UTC)

Ah! my very own section... I am still dropping in whenever I'm bored and should be doing something else but just found a cucumber and that made me think of Urbandead (mostly it's because it's green and tastes like cucumber). So how is everyone doing?--Leiter 23:55, 28 May 2013 (BST)

Hail Jerden

Template:SoNinvite‎ ~ _{06:40, 7 November 2012 (UTC)}

Organization XIII

would like to count JRC as one of our allies. We recognize that Jerden does truly rule Crowbank and only the disillusioned fail to grasp this. We too are not locked into a single play style and appreciate like-minded groups. Let us know your thoughts on this alliance either: here, our talk page, or our forum. Thanks, -- _{Org XIII} ^Alts 04:02, 10 November 2012 (UTC)

Sounds good. With the Sith of November in full swing, I figure there is plenty happening. Once it has ended, we'll see what we can do about getting Crowbank in-line. -- _{Org XIII} ^Alts 14:11, 12 November 2012 (UTC)

VZW

These bozos have been spraying all over the legitimate JRC graffiti. How can we make PSAs telling Crowbank that they are ruled with these guys around?? When you've rid of TSI, maybe we should reclaim crowbank from these thieves  ;) A ZOMBIE ANT 01:23, 14 January 2013 (UTC)

I was planning on doing a lot of spraypainting... --Jerden 18:58, 13 February 2013 (UTC)

woohoo!

That war ended while I was awol? cool cool! No matter whether you won or lost, you were great to watch during the battle. I respect the attitude of a man who can take everything in good jest and be respectful at all times. Respect to you, Jerden You rule! A ZOMBIE ANT 22:30, 24 February 2013 (UTC)

UD Fark

Took decider in Chief out, current score is 13 - 2 unless I've missed something. Let's keep this updated :) --Leiter 22:34, 10 September 2013 (BST)

Took Bison Dele out in Tollyton mall, also a hidden ally has come to our aid. He's taken them out twice, Anja has allegedly been gunned down once. Score seems to be 14(16)-3, a shame they don't check the wiki :/--Leiter 19:53, 11 September 2013 (BST)

Bison Dele took me out, but I took Aeyronaut out shortly after. 17-4, we've got to increase the lead and lead to have these guys begging for mercy. --Leiter 14:17, 13 September 2013 (BST)

18-4 --Leiter 13:12, 14 September 2013 (BST)

So...someone trolled you into a war, which you are now winning? Sounds like someone's cunning plans backfired. --DT^PK 19:45, 22 September 2013 (BST)

Seems UD Fark are finally learning, they've downed me 4 times since last. Stance is now 26 - 9... Gotta stop playing around again on my end --Leiter 12:46, 4 October 2013 (BST)

Great Suburb Group Massacre 2013

You're a volunteer helping to do some janitorial work on the suburb pages of the wiki. As part of that, you're double-checking in which suburbs each group is active. Currently, we're listed in one or more suburbs. If we would like to continue being listed, then we'll respond within the next month with a list of every suburb where we are currently active. If you don't hear back from us or you can't get the information you need, you'll be removing us from the lists, but we're welcome to re-add ourselves later. If we have any questions, we feel free to visit your informational page. You're welcome.

We're active in Crowbank. --Crystal Harrak^{Loyal soldier of Jerden} 20:56, 21 October 2013 (BST)

did you really need our help with UD Fark?

another one for jerden
god these UD fark guys are almost as bad as NWO.

i love it when they come to me..
http://iamscott.net/1382406251873.html

i say hello
http://iamscott.net/1382406246615.html

i have a drink to improve me aim.
http://iamscott.net/138240624150.html

http://iamscott.net/1382406201319.html kill speech.

http://iamscott.net/1382406210102.html kill.

xooxox --User:Sexualharrison02:50, 22 October 2013

There's always virulent stupidity in terrorists like them. Otherwise they wouldn't have become terrorists in the first place. :3 Although I suspect you are motivated more by visceral thrill than by philosophic right, your efforts are appreciated. You're making Malton a better place, even if you aren't trying to. Also, where'd you get the wine? I'm almost out of smokes and booze, if I don't get my hands on something soon, I'll be reduced to huffing. --Crystal Harrak^{Loyal soldier of Jerden} 08:20, 22 October 2013 (BST)

Well Crystal, thanks to these beautiful places called Arms, there is plenty of liquor in Malton. I word of warning - confusingly, this does not mean actual arms, or any other body part. I've checked. No, it actually refers to buildings call arms. Or liquor stores, but its more fun to rummage through some arms for some alcohol. Of course, you can always search Necrotech Buildings if you want some more interesting intoxicants, but I'm pretty sure that that's how you end up with brain rot. --Jerden 22:17, 26 October 2013 (BST)

Actually I was able to bum some smokes off some gal in Vinetown, and found a good stash of tree in Burt Square PD. So I'm mostly set for now, although I might check the Elsbury Arms sometime for vodka anyway. --Crystal Harrak^{Loyal soldier of Jerden} 01:03, 27 October 2013 (BST)

Now Crystal, We're very grateful for Cobra's assistance. Not all of us have the higher calling of JRC. Cobra's assistance is great, because it shows that JRC has allies (May I add you guys? Standards for JRC allies are pretty low!), or at the very least, people with a shared interest in making Malton a little more interesting. Those Farking losers don't have a clue who they're messing with (How hard is it to use your final AP on running away? Everyone should know that!). Sure, we were doing fine without Cobra, but it would be mean to selfishly hog all the targets. Far better to share the experience. Hail Cobra! Jerden Rules Crowbank! --Jerden 22:17, 26 October 2013 (BST)

The terrorists I was talking about are UD Fark, not Cobra. Cobra is a legitimate and just organization, it's a shame that some people call them otherwise. --Crystal Harrak^{Loyal soldier of Jerden} 01:03, 27 October 2013 (BST)

sure go ahead.. but we also shoot our allies.--User:Sexualharrison21:54, 31 October 2013

doh!

this guy just has bad luck or something.
http://iamscott.net/1383256357213.html
http://iamscott.net/1383256379159.html --User:Sexualharrison21:53, 31 October 2013

I hate little critters

http://iamscott.net/1383445564206.html
http://iamscott.net/1383445588775.html --User:Sexualharrison02:27, 3 November 2013

New JRC barricade plan, because the old one needed changing

I don't expect everyone to agree, but I like to think I've taken the good points of older barricade plans (It's somewhere between beachrat's rather fine barricade plan, Anja's plan and JRC's ideas, and have then sewn them together to form my own Frankenstein's monster of a barricade plan (a metaphor that works on so many levels). It is intended to combined the ease of access (17 entry points) with effective free running paths across the suburb.

Any questions/comments/insults?

70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 60 wasteland Lindsey Square the Blocksidge Building the Burfield Motel the Curtice Building Scallon Lane the Leggetter Motel a carpark Dinwoodie Auto Repair Peter General Hospital 60 61 the Grinham Building a factory Whitesides Bank Dark Willington Plaza RP Hepplethwaite Place School Dane Street Police Department Pullinger Auto Repair Morrell Bank Dark Court Street Rillie Cinema Dark 61 62 Club Head Dark Willshire Boulevard St. Gregory's Hospital the Nott Museum St. Lorenzo's Church Stickling Park Burt Square Police Department the Elsbury Arms the Rishton Building Birkbeck Alley 62 63 St. Emelia's Church Harewood Park Gear Alley Wootton Square Club Dowdall Dark Nickols Drive the Mydleham Building Plummer Avenue RP Bruton Lane Vautier Place School 63 64 Gajewski Boulevard Railway Station Beer Place School Kening Walk Blight Park (Crowbank) RP Templar Place Whitehorn Grove Exon Alley Railway Station MPM Brely Avenue Billings Way the Beville Hotel 64 65 Wine Street the Lathom Building the Lawley Motel the Spragge Building Gerrish Square Fire Station Pearse Grove Kerby Street Commins Bank Dark the Toop Motel Billett Way 65 66 St. Eugene's Church Style Towers St. Piran's Church Reay Park Club Ainslie Dark Lavour Row Shore Grove Clinch Way Police Department Farbrother Cinema Dark the Meade Museum 66 67 Club Ravenhill Dark Frauley Row Hely Avenue a cemetery Manaton Way Pennecard Park wasteland RP the Mahon Building Brogan Boulevard School Huttenbach Drive 67 68 Curdel Street Floyde Walk MacLaverty Road Gayler Library St. Birinus's Church Blockwood Auto Repair the Doubting Building Rankin Grove a carpark Brickenden Park 68 69 the Horwill Hotel Peryer Auto Repair Chambers Alley Anstee Towers Waish Plaza Hitchfield Alley a carpark a junkyard the Crape Building Spinney Alley Fire Station 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 LEGEND Extremely Heavily Barricaded Very Strongly Barricaded No Barricades Auto Repair Shops Hospitals Other (non-TRP) Factories and Power Stations NecroTech Buildings Unbarricadable Forts and Malls Police Departments MPM: Mobile Phone Masts RP: Revive Points

--Jerden 19:40, 10 November 2013 (UTC)

I've already detailed my thoughts on the matter. You can see that my plan is very similar to this one. The two hospitals are pretty much interchangeable: They both have similar surroundings and similar distances to hospitals outside of Crowbank. For me I the deciding factor is that Gelasius General Hospital, marked as VSB, is so close to Peter General, making it less necessary as an entry point. For the two northern PDs, I think it's much more clear cut. Dane is in a freerunning lane. Burt is not. So Dane needs more protection. Clinch is a much tougher decision, but I think in the case of PDs, it's better to err on the side of more VSB, especially with the risk of Fiddler's Green Syndrome in a nation as secure as ours. It's worth noting that the nearby PDs in Vinetown and Osmondville mostly come in pairs. Dowdall, Ravenhill, and Ainslie are in tough spots. As dead ends, they're useless to the freerunning network as anything other than entry points, but dark buildings are painful to lose to the dead. I see no reason for factories or auto shops to be anything but EHB. I agree that there should be a VSB NT. In all, I like it; I might suggest flipping Style Towers or Hepplethwaite Place School to VSB, just to combat overcading without too much loss of freerunning security. But I'd say this plan is ready to send to print. --Crystal Harrak^{Loyal soldier of Jerden} 20:41, 10 November 2013 (UTC)

-- Bison Dele 17:23, 18 February 2014 (UTC) The concept of preserving free running lanes has modest support inside UDFark. My suggested edits: Important ones: Junkyard (77,69) from VSB -> EHB Mydleham VSB -> EHB Elsbury Arms VSB -> EHB Leggetter Motel VSB -> EHB

Could take it or leave it ones: Peter General Hosp EHB -> VSB Curtice Building EHB -> VSB

Crossroads by Leiter

• I mainly care about the downtown area as that is where I've been hanging out most of the time. Seeing as this is also the main crossroad in Crowbank that lets you go south I believe there should be an EHB trail both vertically and horizontally.
• I also believe Jerden is right in keeping at least one of the PD's in this area VSB, and since Dane's a lockblock för the horizontal running lane it should not be VSB, leaving BSPD.
• It is unnecessary to have 2 EP's next to eachother, and we want to keep the vertical lane intact, which is why the elsbury arms should be EHB.

I can see that Bison seems to be thinking similarily :) --Leiter 19:51, 19 February 2014 (UTC)

I changed the barricades of Mydleham, Elsbury and Legetter to EHB, I'm unconvinced as to why Junkyard needs protecting, and I'm not sure if people will support having two VSB Hospitals. Let the discussion continue! --Jerden 18:44, 20 February 2014 (UTC)

You guys still around?

Still ruling Crowbank? A ZOMBIE ANT 02:27, 10 May 2014 (UTC)

I am, but I don't think anyone else is. Although technically I'm in Roftwood at the moment, but that's for a party. I'll be back. --Jerden 18:19, 23 July 2014 (UTC)

Although I apparently don't check the wiki discussion page very regularly. Oops. --Jerden 18:23, 23 July 2014 (UTC)

^This made me giggle --- _{Alex Yamata} ^Pres/CEO _{HYPER-UMBRELLA} ^{P! 20:23, 23 July 2014 (UTC)}