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| =Election Space= | | =Election Space= |
| As I will be abroad for some 3 weeks and have a bit of spare time now, I will kick off the election for my seat a few hours early.
| | The next election begins December 21, 2015, for Rosslessness' seat. {{User:Bob Moncrief/Sig}} 16:10, 22 October 2015 (UTC) |
| :'''Start Time:''' 14:29, 7 September 2015 (UTC)
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| :'''Finish Time:''' 14:29, 21 September 2015 (UTC)
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| --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">▋</span>]]</span>''' 14:29, 7 September 2015 (UTC)
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| ==Eligible Candidates==
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| ===A Helpful Little Gnome===
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| #<nowiki>#</nowiki>Balance--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Blue">Talk</span>]] <span style="color:DarkOrange">!</span> [[Special:Contributions/Yonnua_Koponen| <span style="color:Blue">Contribs</span>]]</sup> 15:42, 7 September 2015 (UTC)
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| #<nowiki>#</nowiki>'''Vouch'''Gnomes are cool and pretty tech saavy, also gnomes serve Lord Guthix [[User:Levi Romero|Chaotic Good]] 18:46, 16 September 2015 (UTC)
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| #Three-way ties are fun. Let's see if Ross views it the same way. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">▋</span>]]</span>''' 15:15, 20 September 2015 (UTC)
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| #:Thats why I'm holding my vote. --[[User:Rosslessness|Rosslessness]]<sup>[[Minor Mission List|Want to complete a dangerous mission?]]</sup> 18:35, 20 September 2015 (UTC)
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| ===Boxy===
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| :<s>Can't tox-y the boxy. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">▋</span>]]</span>''' 15:25, 7 September 2015 (UTC)</s> Boxy hasn't been active in 3 weeks, and that is something that bothers me about a crat. I will throw my lot with Gnome as the lesser evil. Also, three-way ties are fun. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">▋</span>]]</span>''' 15:15, 20 September 2015 (UTC)
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| #boxy ain't toxy ... what? it's late and I'm not drunk.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>04:55, 8 September 2015 </small>
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| ===Misanthropy===
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| # The bastard. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/a}} 14:55, 7 September 2015 (UTC)
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| # Vote 1 Misanthropy. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 07:39, 9 September 2015 (UTC)
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| #:FFS, this signature made me think there was another mayoral election... >:( --[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Blue">Talk</span>]] <span style="color:DarkOrange">!</span> [[Special:Contributions/Yonnua_Koponen| <span style="color:Blue">Contribs</span>]]</sup> 16:26, 9 September 2015 (UTC)
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| #::Ah, good times… and PSSH! [[User talk:Jerran1#Mayor of Malton|Why would we hold an election when we’re already elected]]? [[File:Emot-allears.gif|All ears]] We now run on the far more efficient One Man, One Vote system. As Mayor, Jorm is the Man: he has the Vote. In his absence, it devolves to me; in mine, to Misanthropy, and so on and so forth down the chain… come to think of it, I think you’re in there somewhere. What was it… Home Secretary? Where does that fit in precedence, somewhere between Garden and Office Secretaries? {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 12:32, 10 September 2015 (UTC)
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| #:::Below Summer Home Secretary but above Time Share Secretary.--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Blue">Talk</span>]] <span style="color:DarkOrange">!</span> [[Special:Contributions/Yonnua_Koponen| <span style="color:Blue">Contribs</span>]]</sup> 17:25, 10 September 2015 (UTC)
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| #He has syllables, and I like syllables. AHLG has more syllables, but it's not all in one word. AND THAT BOTHERS ME. --{{User:RadicalWhig/sig}}00:49, 11 September 2015 (UTC)
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| #:Wow. That's actually started bothering me now too. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/a}} 01:43, 11 September 2015 (UTC)
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| #:If you pronounce it quickly, it's basically one word. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:32, 14 September 2015 (UTC)
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| #::"Ahulg". {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 23:36, 14 September 2015 (UTC)
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| #Fuk ur three-way ties. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>02:46, 21 September 2015, The year of our lord (UTC)</sub>
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| #:I knew you'd be a sucker for the dark/fun side. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/a}} 06:07, 21 September 2015 (UTC)
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| ===Spiderzed===
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| #A spider in the seat is worth two in the bush. {{User:Bob Moncrief/Sig}} 17:22, 7 September 2015 (UTC)
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| # 2-(?)Spiders are amazing and you have a templates with a picture of a vulture on your page, and i like this bird. But i agree i'm a newbie, i know nothing about this election anyway..just wanna vote.."[[User:CerVolant|CerVolant]] ([[User talk:CerVolant|talk]]) 10:40, 11 September 2015 (UTC)"
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| #It's always a close call for me between Spider and boxy, since Mis is Chaotic Neutral, which isn't a good fit for the 'crat seat, and AHLG is gone in spurts. Spider has been more active recently, so he gets the vote this time around. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 19:41, 15 September 2015 (UTC)
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| #:Neutral nothing, Jim, I'm the BTK killer. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 17:55, 16 September 2015 (UTC)
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| #<small>-- [[User:Boxy|boxy]] 09:44, 21 September 2015 (BST)</small>
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| #--<sub>[[User:Kirsty_cotton|<span style="color: lightgrey">K</span>]]</sub><sup>[[CLZA|<span style="color: lightgrey">CLZA</span>]]</sup> 14:20, 21 September 2015 (UTC)
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| ==Ineligible Candidates==
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| *Rosslessness - Current bureaucrat.
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| ==Withdrawn Candidates==
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| ===Aichon===
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| *Vote for Aichon using minor edits. He might miss out this time and be forced back into position. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">▋</span>]]</span>''' 14:35, 7 September 2015 (UTC)
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| *:I don't skip minor edits. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 15:03, 7 September 2015 (UTC)
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| *::And it was such a good plan, too! {{User:Bob Moncrief/Sig}} 15:15, 7 September 2015 (UTC)
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| *:::Kinda more reason why you should be elected, no??[[User:Levi Romero|Straight Outta Shuttlebank]]20:59, 11 September 2015 (UTC)
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| *::::Yeah...I tried the whole "being a 'crat" thing once upon a time. It [[UDWiki:Administration/Sysop_Archives/Aichon/2013-04-15_Demotion|wasn't for me]]. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 15:04, 14 September 2015 (UTC)
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| I thank you all for the support, but HELL NO. Keep the 'crat seat away from me. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 15:03, 7 September 2015 (UTC)
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| :Elect him anyway, like Pope Gregory I. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 21:20, 8 September 2015 (UTC)
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| ::I had to Wikipedia him. Yay for learning something new. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 14:23, 9 September 2015 (UTC)
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| :Damn You If I cant vote for aichon then lets just toss this whole thing down the drain [[User:Levi Romero|Diary of a Mad Black/Mexican/Jewish/Irish/Apache/Japanese/Aragonese/Italian Man]] 06:31, 10 September 2015 (UTC)
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| ::Vote for Misanthropy! He's both the prettiest ''and'' the only Maltonian politicial figure ever to (temporarily) resign due to a sex scandal, so… you know… {{;)}} {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 12:18, 10 September 2015 (UTC)
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| :::I did not suck that woman's dick I fucking swear. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 19:21, 10 September 2015 (UTC)
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| ::::''I'' know that, ''you'' know that, ''she'' knows that, but the fucking ''tabloids'', man… ''someone'' hadda go down for that, and having you fall on your sword was just the best way to move forward. Besides, it made a great first move in the ol’ Kansas City shuffle that had everyone looking away from you and… er… hey, whatever happened to that woman, anyway? {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 12:41, 11 September 2015 (UTC)
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| :::::[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_meat_adulteration_scandal Oh, I dunno] {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 17:36, 11 September 2015 (UTC)
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| ::::::well its between misanth and AHLG with spiderzed in a close third for me, boxy will never get my vote so long as yhey retain that name 20:50, 11 September 2015 (UTC) [[User:Levi Romero|I lost my Virginity in a Baagbarn]]
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| :::::::You '''do''' realise you have to actually vote for it to be counted, right? [[Image:Blank.gif|:|]] {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 03:04, 15 September 2015 (UTC)
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| ::::::::yeah im not a fucking retard i just havent decided yet cant a brotha take time to weigh the options, its an election not a popularity contest [[User:Levi Romero|Eat a Fat Bitches Left Pussylip nigga]] 03:46, 15 September 2015 (UTC) | |
| :::::::::Just the left one? Asymmetry kills my boners. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 17:56, 16 September 2015 (UTC)
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| ::::::::::Do what you want cause a pirate is free. [[User:Levi Romero|You are a Pirate]]18:36, 16 September 2015 (UTC)
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| :::::::::You've got until September 21st at 14:29. ^_^ {{User:Bob Moncrief/Sig}} 17:21, 15 September 2015 (UTC)
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| ==Result==
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| Spiderzed is '''Retained''' --[[User:Rosslessness|Rosslessness]]<sup>[[Minor Mission List|Want to complete a dangerous mission?]]</sup> 16:03, 21 September 2015 (UTC)
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| :<nowiki>#</nowiki>CantUpsetTheZed <nowiki>#</nowiki>MakeUdwikiGreatAgain --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">▋</span>]]</span>''' 13:29, 22 September 2015 (UTC)
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| =Archived Promotions Rounds= | | =Archived Promotions Rounds= |
| [[UDWiki:Administration/Sysop_Archives/Spiderzed/2015-06-07_Bureaucrat_Promotion|Ross is still boss.]] --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">▋</span>]]</span>''' 14:29, 7 September 2015 (UTC) | | [[UDWiki:Administration/Sysop Archives/Spiderzed/2015-09-21 Bureaucrat Promotion|Spiderzed was retained.]] {{User:Bob Moncrief/Sig}} 16:10, 22 October 2015 (UTC) |
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