Talk:Minions of the Apocalypse

Invitation for dinner at Fort Perryn

Dear friends, i'm proud to invite you to the feast, we, ferals, are going to have there in next few weeks. Also, many major survivour groups are invited too, so siege promises to be not only tasty but also challenging.

Extending an Invite to the M!N!ANZ

Hello again, guys, and thanks for your help a few weeks back. You guys have made excellent raiding partners during our little joint run in South Malton, and while I can't claim to speak for Lebende Tote as a whole, I hope that we can maintain close ties between our respective groups :) Anyway, I'd like to give you guys this little circular which I've prepared for distribution to all the active zombie groups of Malton. I hope I'm not imposing in any way, of course:

I, Huey Pierce Long, Jr., will be speaking at Pooll Crescent Police Department in !zanbah (Eastonwood) on April 8th, 2007, concerning his campaign to win the nomination of the Zombiecratic Party in the Mayor of Malton campaign, and I would like to invite your group to send a representative to attend the rally. It is my earnest hope to improve the situation for the lowly, starving ferals of Malton, and I would like to have your support in doing so.

Check out my campaign site for details, and if you like what you see, don't forget to vote for Huey P Long! As always, I can be contacted through my talk page (or that of my alt) if you have any questions, comments, etc. --Huey P Long ♠♥♣♦ 06:21, 6 April 2007 (BST)

I thought we had a place for cleaver rattles and jokes?

This one qualifies, IMO. --S.Wiers^ctdp_NTmap^x:oo 01:40, 3 April 2007 (BST)

A zombie said "Banana-Bra!nz! Mmmm-MMMM!!!" (1 minute ago)
A zombie dragged Ernest Bananahead out into the street. (50 seconds ago)

Please excuse the angry noobs

Just to let you all know The Hellfighters, who wrote the previous message are just a bunch a trenchie noobs, not to be confused with newbs, who we would have embraced and welcomed, but antagonistic noobs, who we recently coerced into withdrawing from said suburb. They are still pissed and are probably spreading similar messages to other formitable zombie groups like yourself to trick you into doing thier dirty work. We, and too my knowledge our allies too, have never disrespected your organization. Thanks for your patientce and consideration with us and these guys who squable over petty things and don't have the courage to sign thier own posts. JD of KT 06:00, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

Kempterbank is vulnerable

Dear Minions- There is an opportunity to thrash Kempsterbank and the obnoxious human groups there who laugh at you.

Please relay the weak condition of Kempsterbank to the other zombie groups.

Thanks,
A friend

INACTIVE MINIONS

The following players have at one point or another joined our ranks and disappeared without a trace, despite still sporting our group name - if found wandering around in that sad state known as "alive," please take pity on them and execute them immediately. If your name appears on this list and you are still an active Minion, contact me on our forum a soon as possible, please: Boom Boo, Columbo LAPD, Flesh Feaster, Kawoni, Palmer5, Zabrak, Shabadoo, Zombie thing, SlurpySlurpy, Skull crusher, Sir Ridley, Kardon, Seth Blegh, Rogueuk, Rigid Walker, Reginald Hardskin, Q Ball, Necromaster, Mozilla, Lazhar, Kriege, Kickassninja, GwenLA, Gut Muncher, Frijolie, Emilios, Eating Souls, Ayeshteni, Bledderag --Keith Moon 08:54, 10 March 2006 (GMT)

This is Zabrak, I just started playing again, how do I rejoin? rather, Barhar

S.T.A.R.S.

The Special Tactics And Rescue Squad would like to take this opportunity to laugh in your faces and declare a half-assed war. Do you ALL talk like Bond villians? Bring it on, minions. -Stephen Wolfe 03:54, 29 Jan 2006 (GMT)

Fair enough. I've always been rather partial to Bond villains myself...mad, certainly - but they had the greatest sense of style when it came to their evil schemes against the world. I mean, would you rather terrorize the world from a dusty cave in Afghanistan or from the secret island fortress of Dr. No? I thought as much. Incidentally, your heroic stand outside Witchell Street PD and again inside were impressive, Mr Wolfe, but misguided. Bring us your brain, human, and be given a new purpose and new flesh in which to hunt. Keith Moon 07:30, 29 Jan 2006 (GMT)

Operation Headshot

aren't you guys a lil pissed off about Operation Headshot? Just curious... - Del Tarrant 20:32, 28 February 2006 (GMT)

Not at all. It's nice to be able to prioritize our food now. I did notice that you conveniently ran off yesterday after I took a bite out of you. You tasted bad anyway...
Del Tarrant attacked you for 4 damage. (They're still here.) ...and again.
You bite Del Tarrant for 4 damage. They drop to 46 HP. They become infected. - Tymbrwlf 16:15, 1 March 2006 (GMT)

well, i'm not actually involved in Operation Headshot, it's just something I noticed while around the area. I was just trying to clear the mall of the two zeds that breached it. Besides, I didn't particularly want to risk dying by hanging around... - Del Tarrant 21:17, 1 March 2006 (GMT)

To all MotA members who edit this page:

If you make any grammar corrections or any other alterations, please send me a PM on the forum or post in the "Wiki updated" thread to inform me of the change. Every time I edit the page I make a backup, so if you inform me of any changes you've made I'll include them in the backup. I'll also be making several improvements to the page (the layout and appearance etc.). I'll change it back if I'm not happy with the improvements so any changes you've made during that time without informing me will be lost.

Anyway thanks for the grammar and style corrections guys. I should have read my updates more carefully. Rotten Flesh 11:06, 19 Nov 2005 (GMT)

I changed the leadership name from AL to KM. Now I'm going to try and sing this thing.Lance Kokaine

May 6 & the YRC?

May 6: With the Whatmore NT building finally cleared and their evil machines destroyed, the Minions moved next door to the Hinks Crescent PD to say hello. The breathers therein were not so accommodating.

...Er. When did this happen, exactly? I've just been there, and everythings hunkydory. Or is someone screwing with your mainpage? --MorthBabid 08:17, 7 May 2006 (BST)

We were there for one attack before we headed back to the Whatmore building. --JMac85 03:02, 10 May 2006 (GMT)

Recruitment Page

Your ad on the Recruitment page is about to expire, please update within 48 hours to avoid removal. Thanks, --John Rove 23:49, 13 May 2006 (BST)

Your ad on the Recruitment page is about to expire, please update within 48 hours to avoid removal. Thanks, --Xoid 09:09, 18 June 2006 (BST)

Request for Updated Information

This group is listed as active in Molebank. Please advise that this is still the case by replying to this message on my talk page. Thank you. Conndraka^{mod TCFT} 01:41, 4 August 2006 (BST)

Join

Are you brave Enough, are you bold Enough, to take down Caiger Mall? If you are see my page. User:Reptileus

Brothers the time has come to destroy Caiger Mall, and the Confederacy of Malton is in need of your help. We ask that you join our mission to destroy both the mall, and the city it's self. Will you join us in our hour of victroy? User:Reptileus

Logans_Run_Challenge

Have a look; disseminate it among your members and free lancers. Be aware, be prepared, and join in. Or Not Conndraka^{mod T CFT} 16:53, 17 August 2006 (BST)

Don't Come Back To Gulsonside

You pestered those of us who wanted to join your community, then ran like scared children when a real threat came along. We who stayed have earned the right to call Gulsonside our own. Don't even think about coming back to take credit for our hard work. Sincerely, the Blesely Mall Resistance, the Combat Revive Eligible Society, the Special Tactics And Rescue Squad, and a bunch of other folks who really don't like you.

Official (if baffled) Response

1. I have no idea what you mean by 'pestered those of us who wanted to join your community' - really. Clue me in here. ANYONE can join the Minions, so long as they are a dedicated zombie player.
2. We went to combine forces with the Big Bash zombies after a large number of our players got tired of what they saw as the insufferably joyless and petty attitudes among the human groups we interacted with on a regular basis and left for Nexus Wars. 'Running like scared children' is hardly appropriate considering we returned within a few months with several hundred undead friends and together leveled the entire suburb.
3. Again, I have no idea what you mean by 'coming back to take credit for our hard work'. You build up and defend an area, we destroy it and kill people. Do you see any common ground there?
4. Never heard of the Blesley Mall Resistance. Never heard of the Combat Revive Eligible Society. S.T.A.R.S. we know, haven't seen any of them for a long time except as an occasional victim during a raid.
5. Do you even have the right group, Anonymous Hate-Mail Sender? After re-reading the message, it seems like it would make a LOT more sense if the intended recipient was a Human organization...Keith Moon 03:31, 8 October 2006 (BST)

With love from QSG

Hail brave undead beasties, the Quartly Study Group is hosting Malton's first ever Zombie Lecture Series. Numerous speakers have been invited to recover temporarily from their lack of pulse and hunger for human flesh, in order to deliver talks on various topics from the zombie perspective. Anyone wishing to come hear the talks is welcome, regardless of their current breathing/non-breathing status! Guest speakers and audience members in need of revivification are asked to please wait at Turpin Crescent.
Sir Fred of Etruria 13:55, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

United Zombies of Malton

Yo Minions! I've built a Zombie Portal to help Zombie groups with recruitment and inter-group communication. It has custom browsers for each group pointing to their forums, wiki and IRC chat as well as an in-game shoutbox. I just configured one for the MotA and was wondering if it's okay to add the group to the UZM.--Zeug 21:03, 2 June 2007 (BST)

The James Earl Jones Awards

	JEJ Nomination
	Minions of the Apocalypse has been nominated to win the Best Zombie Group Award.

Blesley Mall

Apparently Blesley Mall is the most unlucky mall ever. Not only does it get hit by the Mall Tour '07 and you guys twice, LUE comes along looking for fresh meat the day they start to repopulate it and wipes it out again. Barhah! --Insomniac By Choice 10:16, 23 July 2007 (BST)

I couldn't get the forum to work (its been very slow latley) so here's an update. The harmanz are finally making a meaningful push back into the mall. There's maybe a dozen zombies outside, and another dozen in the area, but I doubt they can deal with this infestation- its not numbers enough to do it as ferals, and they ain't organized.
http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/08-20-07_1500hrs_PUBLIC/IN_78-74_Blesly_Occupati_f02-e2c-fd7.html

Swiers 15:47, 20 August 2007 (BST)

Alliance

I have one to say will you aid me on a future attack on the Fort Creedy. I also ask for any other alliance to help to there would be roughly around 1300 humans there and we would need help. I have already ask LUE to help so they would just asking for as much help as possible. So if you could could you tell me please. I am the NT Haters hopefully by that time people will join me. yode god 20:27 EST September 11 2007

The Second Big Bash

In a show of support for The Second Big Bash, I have created a infobox template for display on Group and User pages. Here is a copy of it, for use on your group's page:

	The Second Big Bash!
	This User or Group is a member of The Second Big Bash, and will be coming to your neighborhood soon! Please have lots of fresh brains ready when they arrive with all their friends.

{{BigBash}}

Thanks! And enjoy some yummy brains! Ekashp wuz here (aht harman bra!nz!) 22:54, 4 October 2007 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

	Group Active? Request.
	In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

Currently the suburb in question is Mockridge Heights but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a random request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --Ross less ne s s^{Want a Location Image?} 19:55, 16 July 2008 (BST)

	Group Inactive?
	No reply has been recieved as to whether this group is still active. The 14 days have passed and as such the groups link has been removed from suburb listings. If the group is again active please feel free to revert these changes

--Adavastor 18:15, 31 July 2008 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009

	Group Active? Request.
	In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

I'm sorry if this seems like a stupid question, but it's for all groups regardless of size. Linkthewindow Talk 00:56, 14 February 2009 (UTC)