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Transcripts from 2006

December 29th, 2006

Razi- "yeah, christmas was good, Otep. the DHPD office party was a lot of fun, but Marty had a little too much over at Meade and was wearing the lampshade (again). BAM and Bob were off in the copy room- oh crap the radio's on. Um... hello there citizens of Malton! I hope the holidays have been good for you and you liked the christmas present that we and our allies got you. A lot of people chipped in to get it here on time, so make sure to say thanks to any Ranger, US Army Infantry, DHI, CMS/CMS-Meta, PLEB, MCDU, and anyone else I happened to forget. Hey, it was a big group effort, no one should take all the glory! Not everyday you get a new and improved Caiger! Hopefully you'll take care of it better this time. Anyway. Some of the improvements to the place have been a C4NT Merch shop, a donut store (DHPD approved!), an art gallery, yet another Starbucks, and an ice skating rink outside for our living-impared friends. Remember to check your BARHAH at the door, friends."

"Ok how do you switch this off. Oh, this button right h- kkzzzzzzzzttttblip."

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December 25th, 2006

• Conndraka -bzzzt-ow what I'm doing...I've been doing this for..-static-oh It is on.-bzzzt-..oh OK..Ladies and Gentlemen, the Prom Queen is crowned... repeat...the Prom Queen is crowned... Although we were short our rooks and our Queen the board is ours at least for now... Congratulate yourselves boys and girls the plan went better than expected. Due to savagery previously unseen, numerous groups and individuals followed up on our feint and hit Caiger Mall driving the current Zombies out of its blessed and extremely heavy barricaded walls. It was a pleasure being the first one to hit the inside but it was even more a pleasure to be in a campaign orchestrated (At least the DHPD part anyway) by Commissioners O'neil, Badassmom, and FmrPFCBob. I think I chose my successors well. DHG Bonaparte, thank you for inviting us to the party and pass our regards to the Classy one himself...And to the 186 fellow survivors curently standing in or around the Mall Ohhhrah!

December 21st, 2006

TRANSMISSION FROM DHPD HQ: Rally Near Caiger, We're going home to glorious victory!

Transcript:

"Hello, I am DJ Mundane of the DHPD Friends and Neighbors! Please hear me! The Time has come for us to take back what we fought so hard for! Caiger! Too long have the undead occupied our homes and killed our friends, too long has Caiger been dark! Today, we fight!!! Go to a PD near Caiger and ask for direction. The DHPD will help you, and together we win a glorious victory! Our children and grand- -children will sing songs of this day!! …and tell stories of our heroism. Thank you for listening, and may tomorrow Caiger Mall’s lights shine brightly on the dim horizon."

December 18th, 2006

Marty Banks here. Reminding you this holiday to do the right thing... If you see a zombie in need, kill it... In fact kill as many as possible!!! Kill them all!!!!! [groans] AAAAARRRGGGHHH [shotgun blast] Die!! [pistol shots] and Have a Merry Christmas... Don't forget to check out my show tonight 8PM EST on straferightradio.com. Goodnight and Goodluck to all, Marty out. [click] [static] --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 21:59, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

December 13th, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in. - sounds of hospital equipment in the background - While I enjoy my hamburger, fries and massage from Nurse Friday, it's time to reflect on the best thing about the season - Christmas! I know Maxwell is probably reading so I will keep it joival and keep those Hammer jokes for another time and I am pretty sure some PK'er group is thinking of sending me up too, hi there! Either way, I think it will be the first DHPD Christmas this year for moi (I think) where I am holding a Chief position so I thought it would be good if we can organise a Christmas Cheer for the DHPD and those that live in Dunnel Hills!

Merry Christmas peeps!

[krrckk] Merry Christmas Rubix, good to hear from ya! How are things at your end of the DMZ getting in the christmas spirit yet? I've been singing carols with the zeds out here in Uppill... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 18:02, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

December 7th, 2006

Static ... It's been a while... static ... wine... static ... Car static an... static ... out... (Broadcast unexpectedly ends)

Marty [static] here in the flow- [krrck] -ilding. Things look to be [krrck] up around West Beck[static]-n I'm waiting for [whine] to kick enough but to drive [static]-ack so we can reclaim Uppill, [static]-ing patiently. Banks Out. [static] [click] --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 06:17, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

November 23rd, 2006

Static ... Olf here, broadcasting from... somewhere near Rodwell Row... it looks like charlie really dance the foxtrot out here, static, Help. Repeat, need help. If anyone can hear me... Send help to Rodwell Row, this is Onikage static out. -Onikage Wolf

Novemeber 21st, 2006

click..ah hah! I'm back, you thought you could stop me, but I'm Duracell powered baby.....eeping it alive for my Foxtrot boys, past and present! ....... the deal with the big squad merger? And what are we to do with all the Caiger kids swarming into our pleasent little suburb? Shouldn't we be sending them north were it's quiet and peaceful? I got a contact still ventering forth into the new badlands of Darv...Heights, most the undead are just poor lost souls trying to get a revive, can we ge....omeone to open up some , like, emergency revive points along the border? Get some more warm bodies armed and ready to go? Man, if I was large and in charge, I'd get this place locked down tighter then a bishop on a choir boys ars......hats another story for another time, kids. Jackboot Pete out.. click

November 13th, 2006

• Rubix41 As the dust clears, the zeds have been turfed out on the street where they belong. The undead menance are still in great numbers and in need of greater vigilance. By holding the incursion of zeds here, we have spared the CMS and the Caiger allies a possible surge of zed allies but, with dark news, the Mall is no more in human hands. Great is the need of the DHPD to keep the area together and to offer sanctuary to the fallout of Caiger. Caiger has fallen...long live Caiger! 10/4

• Thom Solo reporting from the Hills, alive again courtesy of our allies in West Becktown. It seems that I've missed all the fun... Cotty breached, then retaken... Phill showing his true colors... warrants rescinded on Sgt. McReedy and the One, True PsychoPhil. It's always exciting in the DHPD, isn't it? Well, back to work! *sound of soft slurping* Ahhhh! Good coffee! Pass me a donut, will y... click

November 10th, 2006

• News BroadwaveAfter a Brief loss of Cotty PD, it is now back in the Hands of DHPD personel. Operation Backhand succeded better than hoped as numbers have reduced dramaticaly. Accumulated Syringes are estimated at aproximatly 500, so the incoming refugees will be welcomed with open arms. With the concentration of Zeds in the Eastern DMZ, and more significantly around Caiger Mall has allowed a significant amount of Malton free of significant Zed activity. The DHPD issued the following Message: Congrats to the Zed groups on their honorable victory, The RRF, ShackNews, DeVM, and to a lesser extent Broken Syringe receive a "well done" as this most likely hearalds additional changes in the game mechanics. To those who have used unfair tactics and strategies...you know who you are, Survivor and Zombie alike recognise your loser mentality and wish you all the luck in the real world." The Aditional Statement of "Ron Burgundy, you are a fraking genius. Stay Classy" was issued by an anonoumous source.

• Conndraka good work Folks...Marty, if you would until we get Uppill warmed up again could you make some runs to the Surounding Survivor outposts up in that neck of the Woods and invite them to the DMZ party. Despite having a huge stockpile of Syringes we could use more people than we have currently. Conndraka out.

November 9th, 2006

• Rubix41 The swell of their numbers has finally taken over Cotty. I didn't think we would last so long but it's nice to know that, at the end, the whole precinct had a pile of dead carpeted the floor and Maxwell Hammer's dead corpse is now outside Cotty. And it goes to show that, even now, the zeds have had to use all their strength to beat us down. When we return, and, we will return, the zeds would have to admit that, regardless of their zed spies, the PK'ers and the impersonators that came with a vengence, Cotty will stay. I salute the officers that stood their ground and, in death, they shall know they once were Malton's finest.

-click-

• Rubix41 Ewww....someone clean up the Coffin's Revive point!

-click-

November 8th, 2006

• Rubix41 With the recent influx and swell of zombie numbers, it appears that the Siege of Cotty is not as unorganised as it seems. With zeds swelling with numbers and known Wanted members - notably shanks123, robbielrabbian (sorry, can't remember how to spell your player name!) and psychophill found in the same location in the past week, I can't help but wonder what is going on. A classified approach will be needed on the secure channels but I would like to know what my fellow officers think. (If it's something hush hush, go to secure comms - remember it's not a secure thing)

-click-

November 7th, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting. The zeds seem ferocious as ever but we still hold Cotty! I doubt the zeds will give up though and, with every zed spy we terminate, my resolve is stronger. Thanks to all those that helped out and thanks to those who still man the barricades! 10/4

-click-

November 6th, 2006

• This is DHPD-PRC FmrPFCBob 14:18, 6 November 2006 (UTC) . Warrant issued for PsychoPhill AKA 2L's for the murder of a DHPD Officer.

-click-

• Rubix41 Err Chief...we got a body encrusted with bullets and shrapnel found outside St Stephen's General. Oh wait a minute...yup, looks like some medical staff got your perp, FmrPFCBob. And for Phill, no hard feelings but I guess you got PAWN-ED.

-click-

November 4th, 2006

FLASH!!! Caiger Mall has been breached. A combination of Gk'ers, Pk'ers and the Zombies outside have crippled the defense of the Mall.

At this time, no organizational leadership has taken charge. Apathy seems to be the order of the day. No one can truly compete with the horde outside and at the same time, handle the almost hourly Pk and Gk strikes.

With so many of their ranks decimated by internal attacks (the GK, PK and simple griefers) and the lack of a real C3 system, the malls defenses appear to finally have collapsed under the weight of those players set on destroying the only truly survivor controlled space by any means necessary.

END TRANSMISSION --Nicks 01:11, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

Whoah is this for real? then we are soooo screwed... because that would mean... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 07:34, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

November 3rd, 2006

• PsychoPhil on the air. So the DHPD... well Conndrakka at least, has issued a warrent against me for killing psychohpill. Yeah, that makes sense Conn. Yet another interesting case of selective inforcement. I hear you haven't inforced the cat/kitten/smallfurryanimal ban on the SWAT hotline since I left. You also didn't issue a warrant against Sgt McReedy when he killed psychohpill just a few days earlier. I wonder... is that because McReedy was a DHPD officer at the time and the rules don't apply to them? Need I bring up Potter and Plash? No warrants against them either. What exactly is your problem with me?

By the way Conn; psychohpill is not a civilian, he's an asshat impersonator. PsychoPhil 12:56, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Well good job Conn. I see you've issued a warrant for Sgt McReedy now as well. Nothing like getting called out in public on your selective inforcement. Funny thing though, still no warrants on Lt Potter and Plash Ricrem. PsychoPhil 16:12, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Conndraka There's a differnce between ignorance and wilfull misconduct Phil. Conndraka^{mod T CFT} 16:47, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

I'm gonna be on the fence on this one, you guys need to come to a compromise... One the one hand you can't just go out killing folks Phil; but on the other hand I'd be pissed too if people started to impersonate me... also you can't have a double standard and turn your head just be cause someone is a DHPD Officer. I personally think we need to establish a policy on impersonators... because this falling out means those bastards are achieving what they set out to do... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 20:25, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

November 1st, 2006

• Jeff Oneil HAPPY BIRTHDAY DHPD ! Jeff Oneil 15:44, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

• Thom Solo to the DHPD, our allies, and all the ships at sea... I'm back on the airwaves after a long absence! We're still holding on strong at Cotty and the core of the Hills. Let's have some music to keep us going! Here's an appropriate tune...

What would you think if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your ear, and I'll sing you a song And I'll try not to sing out of key....

• Saxony Happy All Saint's Day!!! And happy birthday to us. How ironic.Saxony 03:59, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

Happy Birthday DHPD, Join me in a birthday song!! --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 22:03, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

October 31st, 2006

• Rubix41 It may be foggy outside but there's still only one day in to get shopping at Caiger! Shotguns are going like mad! Pistols half price! Either way, tomorrow is our birthday! To celebrate, I am holding a party at my station with plenty of beer and pretzels to get the movement going! So bring some ammo, because the zed bouncers want something to bite into, and get down to boogie! DHPD style! 10/4

-click-

[Transmission from Curle PD, Uppill Precinct] --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 04:13, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

PLAYING NOW on Radio Free DHPD: Warren Zevon - Werewolves of London

October 26th, 2006

Whoah! This thing still works! Impressive considering I've left in a dump for so long!

This is the Urban Guerillas spokesman. We're needing a little bit of help in Peddlestan Village. A Pker group known as the Imperial War Machine have taking to hiding in your area. These guys claimed to have killed hundreds of innocent civilians, people who they've labelled 'terrorists'. Any help tracking and killing these morons would be greatly appreciated. A list of their members can be provided if you wish.

I'll be checking up on this radio for replies. Till then, peace out!

-crackle-

• Rubix41 Oh man, they can't be still miffed when we took out the Legendary Pervs on their turf. Chief Rubix41 reporting in. I know the Imperial War Machine dislike us but their territory is up North. The only reason I gather is that the Imperial War Machine could have possibly lost territory and have moved downwards to grab land while most of us are distracted. Either way, it's bad news. 10/4

- click -

October 25th, 2006

This is Dr antman, back after a long time. Ready to get back on the first aid. After i shoot which ever zed ripped my arm of last month. I liked that arm. doc out

PLAYING NOW on Radio Free DHPD: Pink Floyd - Sorrow --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 06:08, 26 October 2006 (BST)

October 24th, 2006

- whine, sound of gunfire and screams of terror-

Damn you zeds, damn you all to Hades! This is Chief Rubix41 reporting in. Those darn zeds want some BARHAH and broke in to the PD. Finishing them off slowly. Requesting a medi-drop and some New Zealander Beer because the zeds broke the last keg! I don't know - Sound of shotgun discharge - should I be more miffed they broke in or they broke the only keg of beer that I like? 10/4

-click-

October 21st, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in. The situation has not changed. Over 40 hostiles are facing us outside the police department and are looking like a horde of angry bees over honey. However, the cafeteria here in Cotty has a lovely stash of beer that those Australians left over from last time! So, if you fancy a cold one, we got beer in a can or, if you don't mind leaving the station, the pub next door probably has beer on tap. Either way, we got zeds, beer and ammo...what more do you need? This is Chief Rubix41! 10/4

-click-

[radio tuning noise] Hey Rubix this is Marty, My precinct is pretty quiet right now... needs some help? I can be over there before nightfall and give you some serious backup!! Whats the situation in my old hangout? I hear* yo** up to your ears in ze*s, so** sh** [static] [click] --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 18:40, 21 October 2006 (BST)

September 29th, 2006

-click-

• Labine50 Just dashed through the area, Everything's barricaded up, Is it safe to assume the crisis has passed? (Yes, I joined, but under a differnt account name.)

-click-

• Conndraka Negative...22+ Hostile Zeds standing over the Rabit Hole. Seige protocols are in effect.

-click- Which means the Rabbit Hole, the "secret" location of the DHPD is Cotty Street PD. You just blew your cover. But it hardly mattered, because everyone knew that, anyway. Man, you guys suck at this. --Maxwell Hammer 20:49, 30 September 2006 (BST)

Nobody cares Maxwell, go suck a lemon, because we're going to own you! --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 21:55, 30 September 2006 (BST)

September 24th, 2006

-click- Sound check. --Ben Charron 06:41, 24 September 2006 (BST) -click-

• Rubix41 -sound of banging of chairs and windows- Mother of mercy...put those shutters up! This is Cotty PD calling. We have multiple hostiles approaching on location. The station requires immediate backup. -sounds of doors giving way- Arggh! -sounds of shotgun fire- Kill them all! What??! A zed here looks a lot like Maxwell Ham -static then signal goes dead. -

-click-

September 22th, 2006

PsychoPhil reporting in. Inbound to Dunell Hills. ETA 24 hours. 04:20, 23 September 2006 (BST)

-click-

Rubix41 reporting in. Ken Irons has been spotted around the area. Details on the Cotty link and the Internal Comms. 10/4

September 20th, 2006

• Rubix41 -scratch- I just saw -static- about 15 of them around Newbury. The area is now CODE 4. They must have come from the South and moved up. There are still some around the area. I hope an NT Scan will tell us more. Over and out.

-click-

Hey Maxwells back? Whats up dude, I thought I killed you... twice... Oh well, next time I'll make sure you stay dead... --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 22:56, 20 September 2006 (BST)

How are you going to do that? Y'all seem to have a fundamental misunderstanding of the situation. When you kill someone, they stand back up. That's what zombies do.--Maxwell Hammer 23:49, 20 September 2006 (BST)

I know... [frowns] But a man can dream........ [vacant expression] --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 05:59, 21 September 2006 (BST)

September 19th, 2006

There. Got my hands on a new radio. I think my old one bit the dust 4 days ago, because I wasn't getting any transmissions for quite a while. Things are good up at Sw- *static*, pretty calm, with a few ferals wandering here and there for target practice. Let me go on a little rant here. What's with all the impersonators all the sudden? Next fad for the Dunell Hills terrorizers? I find it really amusing that all of these griefers claim that we're a plague on Dunell Hills, hurting the people that pass through, and then blow away any credibility they have by doing it themselves. Rather sad, really. These people work so hard to deface us without true reason, and yet if they had spent even a fraction of that energy understanding us instead of trying to crucify us, Dunell Hills would be the most zombie free suburb in Malton, enjoyed by new and old survivor players alike. Alas, I guess some people would rather destroy what they don't understand like a troglodyte rather than help us and the civilians in the suburb in times of need. Alright, I'll get off my soap box now. Ben out... --Ben Charron 00:28, 19 September 2006 (BST)

• Hey BEN have you checked out the SWAT hotline? you should! let me get the number for you. Its http://conndraka.proboards57.comJeff Oneil 03:36, 19 September 2006 (BST)

I think the real crime here is that I'm not higher on the DHPD most wanted list. I just can't take all the whining, bitching and moaning y'all do about me seriously until I'm higher on the list. --Maxwell Hammer 00:08, 20 September 2006 (BST)

• 'Prosperina' Oy, you're still here? Heh,who'd have thought that you'd still be holding that grudge. Well, I suppose its a good thing, perhaps you'll make things a bit more interesting then?

September 18th, 2006

Hello? Anyone reading me? *Sound of tuning whine* Geh, I think I broke my radio... Anyone got a spare radio? I think I broke mine! *Tuning sound leads out to static*--Ben Charron 03:28, 18 September 2006 (BST)

I read you, but it's kinda fuzzy... Hey Ben, that you? --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 06:14, 18 September 2006 (BST)

• Jeff Oneil Im looking for samuel carlson....If you are out their and can receive this know that we dont have a kill on site list. never had one never will. not sure what went on but please respond....... (message repeats every 10 minutes) Jeff Oneil 18:42, 18 September 2006 (BST)

September 14th, 2006

I've been standing off with a pair of zombies in -*static*- for the last two hours... waiting to see if they strike again. They may have got Dr. Snow before I could heal him, but I refused to let them get my commanding officer, Sgt Partridge. I'll wait a little longer, simply hoping someone wakes up... so tired... so tired... -Click- --Ben Charron 04:40, 14 September 2006 (BST)

Whew... I woke up alive. Er, as opposed to waking up dead, or undead, at least. Everyone else was fine as well. Glad I could be of service to Partridge when he needed it, but still wish I was a bit quicker on the draw with the Doc. All clear here now. --Ben Charron 18:29, 14 September 2006 (BST)

September 13th, 2006

Prosperina All's quiet on the Eastern front here. Its strange, the zombies seems to have stopped groaning and banging on the barricades so much. Very eerie.

September 12th, 2006

Psychophil reporting in..... Ow, my head... where the hell am I? I should know better than to have drank that crap from Gregor 'Trust me I'm a Monk' Ibram. Hmmm...This looks like an NT building, but not one I've seen before. * background chatter * Whats that you say? The Blackmore Building? In RIDLEYBANK?! * looks outside * Oh yeah, this is Ridleybank alright. There's a 154 standing zeds outside. Alright folks, looks like I'm going to be holed up here the the Channel Four News Team for a while. Gregor, when I get back to the hills... you and me are going to have a little... chat. PsychoPhil 20:54, 12 September 2006 (BST)

Well, what did you expect? The only bible I've seen our 'Police Chaplain' hold is the Halo Bible. --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 23:02, 12 September 2006 (BST)

September 11th, 2006

Jeff Oneil Please MAX stop by broadbelt, we could have a party in your honor, a shot-gun party with hats and streamers, maybe a marching band.......a cake, its not a party without cake.....ect Jeff Oneil 17:17, 11 September 2006 (BST)

Jeff Oneil Thats right Max the ONLY place you can hide in the hills is on the street, but thats ok i still found you. next time you shouldnt stand so close to an entry point.

September 10th, 2006

EDogg here. I'm going across town for a while, gonna see if I can find some of my cousins over in Penny Heights. I'm doing a thorough search; don't expect me back for a while. Good luck with the Broadbelt seige and operations over at Cottam. Fill me in on all developments when I get back. E-Dogg 09:12, 10 September 2006 (BST)

One of your dumbass rookies revived me. Thought you might like to know that you're idiots, like all cops.

1. Dekey revivified you with a NecroTech syringe. (3 hours and 15 minutes ago)

--Maxwell Hammer 03:22, 11 September 2006 (BST)

Hmm, someone who doesn't have you on profile and revived you, and we're all idiots for it? I think that says more about your judgement skills than it does our medics, Max. I'm actually pleased that our guys would rather revive without scanning rather than not reviving at all, shows that they're inclined to help those they can. Mature and productive. --Ben Charron 03:27, 11 September 2006 (BST)

Sure, if you're delusional. But it's bad tactics and a waste of ap if you have any sense. As soon as I save up the ap I'm going to walk into BGPD and take him out with a shotgun. And if he's not there, then someone else in the DHPD.--Maxwell Hammer 04:53, 11 September 2006 (BST)

Stop being a Hater and a Poser, It makes YOU look STUPID... Also, how come you haven't been able to take Broadbelt PD I wonder? Maybe its because we're pwning you, lamer... Go DHPD Officers, Hold the Line!!! And don't be afraid to help people even though there are bad guys everywhere! --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 06:30, 11 September 2006 (BST)

September 8th, 2006

Declan reporting. BGPD is still under siege. 55 zeds in the stack, with one drifting in the area of North Lane. Dropped 2 outside of BGPD, but was not able to make visual confirmation of barricade status. 1 zed inside St. Luke's, with 1 zed and 4 dead outside. St. Luke's is entry-point to Cotty St. PD. Repeat: St. Luke's is Cotty's entry point.

September 7th, 2006

Some of the civilians said today...

"There are 52 zombies outside, you guys should get while the gettings good..."

To this, I laughed and replied "We're the DHPD, deadly deadly zombies, sometimes wearing skirts and sometimes flak vests, don't scare us! you guys can go if you want, but I'm staying, who's with me!?"

I don't want survivors thinking were just going to leave so I continued.

"Our Job is to protect Dunell Hills and it's living inhabitants, and even if the DHPD is the only group left we'll still defend the DMZ, because we believe Malton can come back!"

--Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 20:58, 7 September 2006 (BST)

[static] [garble] [static] is it... oh, sweet. Officer Zeeba here, reporting that we're doing a great job defending our turf fellas, but we can't let up. Doing my usual rounds I found all sorts of zeds, enemies, and even a couple safty hazards! Its all cool now, but I'll do another patrol tonight just to make sure no more undesirables snuck in. Lets all do our part to watch for the friendly fire gentlemen. I know we got a lot of zeds out there, but we gotta watch our aim - I got winged a time or three in the crossfire. And if anybody sees Albino Sue, could you give her my number. Tell her I like her, but I dont know if I like like her. Keep up the good work men! Victory, at any costs! --Zeeba 17:17, 7 September 2006 (CST)

YOU!! #$@!^& Come back here! I'm gonna ring your greasy neck!!! -garble- Freeze! You're under arrest! Stop! -static- --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 04:52, 8 September 2006 (BST)

September 6th, 2006

This is Officer Banks! Zeeba has been spotted in the vicinity of BGPD.

"Zeeba, you are wanted for Impersonation of a DHPD officer, and destruction of Police property!! You are under arrest!! Freeze!! Everyone Help me catch this creep!!!!" [bang] [bang] -static- --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 08:19, 6 September 2006 (BST)

September 2nd, 2006

This is Marty at BGPD, were are hold up and need reinforcements! -static- Hold the Line men!! This far and NO FURTHER!!! -whine- -crrk- [bang] [groaning] [bang] [shuffle] "Go Go Go!!" [shuffle] [click] [boom] "God, there's forty of 'em" [bang] bang] "They got the generator!" [bang] [groan] [shuffle] [bang] "Bring the Table. Yeah!" [shuffle] "Sh**" -static- -click- --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 22:32, 2 September 2006 (BST)

Good Job everyone, thanks for the help... lock and load, there's unfortunately still 30 some odd zombies out there waiting for a fresh shipment of hot lead. So lets give it to them!!!!!!!! --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 07:52, 3 September 2006 (BST)

August 31st, 2006

Declan here! Some jerk bashed me over the head with something wicked hard...just woke up from my nap in the gutter and shambled my way over to Cotty PD. Argh...time to find some Tylenol or something for the mother of all headaches...

Get your butts to Broadbelt, meatshields! --Paradox244 ^{W! TJ!} 00:18, 1 September 2006 (BST)

August 30th, 2006

I just wanted to report that I looked south out of the Fortune building with my new binoculars and there are 40 zeds out in front of Broadbelt. I went out onto the street and I recognize Maxwell Hammer out there. Just a heads up. Zeriah 01:08, 31 August 2006 (BST)

In other words, "Get your butts over here meatshields!" --Paradox244 ^{W! TJ!} 01:24, 31 August 2006 (BST)

August 26th, 2006

Rubix41 It's great when one of the lost have finally come home. Welcome home xXSpoonXx! Now go and terminate those zeds!

-click-

August 24th, 2006

• This is a news update for Radio Free, brought to you buy The Malton Mirror. DHPD Officers continue to hold fast in the fight with many horrible, horrible zombies. Former Police Commisioner Condraka had this to say, "I'm extremely proud of our officers and deputies, they have managed to hold the hills despite having to deal with a large amounts of zed's and Thugs." although they've shown incredible performance on the ground, this broadcaster has noticed that Airwaves have remained relatively silent here on Radio Free. Also in other news, the Malton War Crimes Trials have begun today.

Playing NOW on Radio Free: Gnarles Barkley - Crazy

Next UP:

1. The Zombies - Time of The Season
2. Open Channel

This was a news update, Brought to You by The Malton Mirror.

August 22nd, 2006

• -krrck- Hey Rubix, I'm getting better with the axe and I will soon be able to broadcast on the DH Channel myself... [groan] wait a minute, what the Hell!!? Who let the dead guy in here? [click] [click] [boom] -static-

Playing NOW on Radio Free: CKY - Quite Bitter Beings

--Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 18:57, 22 August 2006 (BST)

August 21st, 2006

• Officer Otep calling in from Cottam. Some members of the Zombie Squad are tooling up ready to head west, hit our RP's and blast some zeds in the Hills. If you spot one of them be sure to throw them a beer, they are a funky bunch of guys.

• This is radio free DJ Mundane, one of the many DJ's here on DHPD Radio Free. The boys in broadbelt have been dealing with a little zed problem this week and are asking me to tell everyone to kill as many zeds as they possibly can in the area so as to trim down the undead population a bit... anyway I'm Mundane and you're listening to DHPD Radio Free... now here's a tune for the courageous DHPD held up in the DMZ.

Playing NOW on Radio Free: Thin Lizzy - The Boys are Back in Town

--Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 23:51, 21 August 2006 (BST)

August 19th, 2006

Just a question here. I saw Gandalfe, a DHPD member who is currently a zombie, kill "an adorable kitten" (that was the character name). Why is that? Was he serving a warrant or something? Just curious because it seemed like an odd thing to do. He broke into Broadbelt Grove PD with me to do that....I don't understand. --Maxwell Hammer 05:16, 20 August 2006 (BST)

(OOC Reply: There are a Number of DHPD who beleive to RP properly one must act as a Zombie when a zombie, and a survivor as a survivor. We Don't have any problems with that, if that is the playing style the particular player enjoys. Conndraka^{mod T CFT} 08:50, 20 August 2006 (BST))

I'd like to give a warm welcome and shout out to the allies that have come to aid us in these troubled times. Veterans of Fort Creedy, and the UBCS Mercinaries, thanks for the help guys, now have some beer!! This is IC Chief and radio DJ Mundane, stay safe and Classy DMZ!!

Playing NOW on Radio Free: Pink Floyd - Learning to Fly

--Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 22:02, 20 August 2006 (BST)

August 18th, 2006

• Rubix41 -sounds of nails and banging- Officer reporting in. Broadbelt is closed to zed threat. We also have a possible code 4 and we have a definite code 8 outside Broadbelt PD. All officers note that the CODE 8 is armed, dangerous and, notably, silent. I repeat, CODE 8 is in zed form outside Broadbelt PD. All revivers are to be extra careful when using revive points, please SCAN all zeds BEFORE revives are givem. Brainrotters are neutralised at revive points 0,38 and all officers are advised to retrieve scanners to terminate the undead in revive queues. 10/4

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Roger that, I'm preparing for the situation -static- ...should be ready by this evening, I hope to stock up at... -static- ...then rally the troops for a coordinated... -whine- ...kinda crappy connection since my radio's battery is... -krrck- but hopefully you guys got the jist of it and can come and help me deal with -static- at -static- but make sure -static- stock up before you do, because he has his buddies with him... -static ...as much intel as i could and it's definately -static-, Marty Out! -click- --Marty Banks 21:00, 18 August 2006 (BST)

[Marty's Head Pops Out of a window] Hey bob did you get him? Awesome, but make sure you leave some for me!! Holy S*** when I meant some, i didn't mean all of them -click- --Marty Banks 07:13, 19 August 2006 (BST)

Fella's get your guns loaded! Mueve te! Vamos amigos!! We've got 20 [bang] make that 19 zed's outside Broadbelt and they really want to get in here! --Marty Banks 19:00, 19 August 2006 (BST)

August 17th, 2006

• Muffled Voice Logans_Run_Challenge Have a look; disseminate it among your members and free lancers. Be aware, be prepared, and join in. Or Not.

• This is Officer Banks we've got zed's inside the PD, get the cades back up, kill the monsters!! --Marty Banks 19:25, 17 August 2006 (BST)

• This is Officer Banks... -static- we [bang] have twelve zeds outside of Broadbelt Grove PD. [bang] [click] [groans] [bang] Oh God, Maxwell Hammer!!! [bang] [bang] [bang] [click] [squish] [scuffle] [groan] Oh god no!! AAAARRRRGGGG!!!! -static- [SIGNAL LOST] --Marty Banks 23:15, 17 August 2006 (BST)

August 16th, 2006

Marty here! We've got a CODE 4, I repeat a CODE 4 at Broadbelt! Holy S*** [bang] [groans] [scuffle] [shotgun blast] [nailing of wood] --Marty Banks 15:51, 16 August 2006 (BST)

Swift Feet. Returning after a long vacation in uninfested cities. Could i get a revive at Herick Lane in Peddleden Village 5,29 i think.

August 15th, 2006

• Rubix41 *sounds of people talking* Let's get those revives out there man! There's too many of them sitting around doing nothing! -whine-

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• EDogg - Yea Drive is back in our hands. Many thanks to the UBCS for their timely efforts. Wonder what they were doing so far from Pennville though? They would be good allies if they were based a little nearer. -- EDogg August 15, 2006 17:35 (NZ time)

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• Rubix41 Good allies are hard to come by. I am grateful for their actions in Dunnel Hills and, since they have travelled so far, they are welcome guests to our humble suburb.

August 14th, 2006

• EDogg here. Calling any officers around Yea Drive, there's been a break-in. Runaway body parts and zed brains everywhere. Completely wrecked our donuts. Bloody zombies have no respect for fine cuisine. -- EDogg 16:44, 14 August 2006 (NZ time)

• Oh Crap! I'm out of ammo!! Falling back to the cinema... E-dogg, do your best to keep the others safe while I rally the troops!!

-click- This is Officer Banks! We need backup inside Yea! Please Respond... -static- --Marty Banks 08:59, 14 August 2006 (BST)

• Otep here, break-in at Ruggevale Walk. The cades are back up but they are still in here somewhere, I can hear them trying to get in. I'm holed up in the office, one of those filty corpses bit me. There's blood everywhere, I can barely keep my eyes open. Oh god, one of them is at the door. -gunfire- Yeah! You like that! You want some more?!! Ahhhh, oh sh.... -static-

• -static- Guys, This is Marty. Yea PD is toast! Surfcop is stuck in there and the zeds are ransacking the place as we speak. I killed one; but his buddies attacked me and I had to fall back, Does anyone read me? -static- Yea Needs Help! -krrck- -click- --Marty Banks 21:15, 14 August 2006 (BST)

• One note guys, before I pass out from exhaustion... The Ventrilo... [gasp] Information... Is on the Internal Communication's HQ page... I need healing... -static- --Marty Banks 21:36, 14 August 2006 (BST)

August 13th, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in. Sorry for the absence, there is a lot of paperwork here at Cotty that needs to be taken care of! We are updating and maintaining Coffins Revive Point so, any allies watching, please use the point - revives are a little low because syringes are very hard to make at the moment. Taken care of some of the zeds in the Hospital General area and rearming at Yea. 10/4

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• Oh damn, Rubix you look like s***, here let me heal you, dude you should be more careful out there; You can get killed by these things easily. How are things by Cotty, haven't been able to be around there for a while... Being that I have to watch communications here until the towers are back up. I actually have to get some radio training so I can broadcast; I've had Paradox doing it for me. Anyway dude, I have to go back to Broadbelt, I'll see you tommorrow. --Marty Banks 16:14, 13 August 2006 (BST)

• Syringes, eh? I happen to have a small stock available, so I'll head over there after I nose around Yea Drive for a while and look for wounded. Oh, well, that and drink all your beer. Sorry! -click- - Officer Charron

August 12th, 2006

• God, Why can't these things stay dead!!! I'm outside -krrck- A- -static- -whine- -d there's a pretty big concentration of zed's and my radio's running out of juice!! I'm falling b*ck t* ** -static- C*me Bac* -static- [Signal Lost] --Marty Banks 07:53, 13 August 2006 (BST)

August 10th, 2006

• Otep calling in from Cottam. Good to hear your voice Saxony. Things are going fine up here, although to be honest it's a little slow. Looks like the Strike Team and Zombie Squad did their jobs a little too well, they've left nothing for me and E-Dogg to do but eat the left-over donuts and drink the beer. Hope things at Ruggevale are going well for you. I'll be sure to pop around some time, I miss the place and the people. Otep out.

• Look alive Boys and Girls; We've got a problem -static- the -static- -krrck- Station! 8 Zed's and they're out for brains! --Marty Banks 03:04, 11 August 2006 (BST)

August 8th, 2006

• Saxony here -static- Otep, how are things at your new -static- Are things -static- in your area? Stay safe. -bzzzzzzzzz-

• Hey everybody, getting drunk as hell here in the old Broadbelt... -static That would be, what the Code for a party? -static- - F***, We're out of beer, better break into da wine... -krrck- just wanted to let yer all know I'm still kickin' -hiccup- Excuse me. Anyway, I'm outta beer and the boys are starting to notice. If anyone can bring some more liquor from club meade, we'd really appre- appre- appreci- aw hell. Just bring over the beer and come party... I'm kinda passing ow anyway; but he- make sure tha ya watch out fer...... -snoring- -static- -click- --Marty Banks 07:07, 9 August 2006 (BST)

Hah hah! Just killed Khannoir in Swinnerton!--Maxwell Hammer 22:20, 9 August 2006 (BST)

• Khannoir(OOC: Yes I was killed... guess what thats after I killed you, and after I killed two Zeds in Swinnerton running entirely out of AP so that I could..... wait for it... wait for it... Spend the extra XP I acquired killing you and those zeds to buy new skills. oh... And I gaurentee that I'll be revived before 7 am tomorrow morning. Conndraka^{mod TCFT} 06:32, 10 August 2006 (BST))

--Maxwell Hammer 17:28, 10 August 2006 (BST)Liar. You didn't kill me. Not for a long time. Who cares about revival, anyway? I'm just as deadly as a zombie as living. Also, who needs xp? I've got thousands of xp lying around, with nothing to spend it on.

Dropped you in the Coss Building dumbass... with witnesses so quit your whinning Maxiepad. Conndraka^{mod TCFT} 21:10, 10 August 2006 (BST)

Haha! Max has been pwned! --Paradox244 ^{W! TJ!} 21:39, 10 August 2006 (BST)

August 6th, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in. --static- Hey, Officer Marty! Any chance of someone coming in to tag the area? Just let people know the revive points and such - I don't want survivors getting bummed out that they can't get a revive! 10/4

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• Sorry Man, there's not much I can do about that right now... -krrck- I'll try to get some people out by tuesday or wednesday, unless some of the DHPD in the area are willing to lend a hand and do it sooner. -static-

Also, depspite the zombie activity, I've managed to get a wi-fi link-up in this hell... I'm hosting radio on strafeRightRadio tomorrow at 8 PM Eastern (1 AM GMT). It's my DJ Tryout, so come and tune in. -static- (SIGNAL LOST) --Marty Banks 05:05, 7 August 2006 (BST)

August 5th, 2006

• All the PD's are looking for good people, if you were just revived in owelys bank stop by and say hey... we have beer and donuts Jeff Oneil 23:31, 5 August 2006 (BST)

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• Sick of getting killed? Find a purpose in life. Defend the Hills at their border. Join the Cottam Way Precinct today! - EDogg 20:19, 5 August 2006 (NZ time)

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• Rubix41 -static- We are still recruiting too! DHPD @ Cotty! http://tinyurl.com/ltryv You know it makes sense - join Cotty PD!

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• This is Marty. -static- finished stocking up at caiger, returning to the hills in the morning. Though I couldn't secure any ammo, I got some melee weapons, a phone, and some Spanish Wine!! I imagine Broadbelt is dry by now, See you all tommorrow! Vaya con dios amigos! --Marty Banks 00:04, 6 August 2006 (BST)

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• Rubix41 reporting in. -static- Did you see any other Cotty Officers there? I wonder where are. Especially since I need their help more than ever. Quincys, good job! It's nice to see you've made it to the Hills in one piece. All Quincy are to keep their stations and prepare to tag and revive when necessary. It's important that you don't stay in contact with the zeds too much unless you're scanning. Let a DHPD officer know that you are willing to heal and that you will heal *ANY* while in your listed building. Report in to me ASAP when you have made ground fall. 10/4

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August 4th, 2006

• a good couple days.....Operation Stick and Move went well, and I hope some of the people we helped come to the hills.....Oh and General Reptillus .... have a good time with the radio....and at the mall....we will see you VERY SOON......Jeff Oneil 21:09, 4 August 2006 (BST)

August 3rd, 2006

• This is Officer Banks, we have a Code 4 at Zephyr- -static- -neral Hosp -krrck- al, All unit's be advised, barricade's are -static- -buzz- -Marty out. --Marty Banks 22:12, 3 August 2006 (BST)

• Code 11 at Broadbelt, repeat we *static* a code 11 at *static*belt. Come and get it before me *static* Phil finish it off. --Paradox244 01:06, 4 August 2006 (BST)

August 2nd, 2006

• EDogg: Hmmm . . . Old Maxwell seems a bit quiet. Maybe he's sulking. I hope I didn't hurt his feelings too much when I called him a freak. - EDogg 17:20, 2 August 2006 (NZ time)

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• Rubix41 *sound of coffee being sipped* Maxwell? I think he knows we got him beat, EDogg. *sips* If he bitches that we're zergers, he's got flamebait and, worse of all, if he does, he knows he's only doing it for the rise. *sips* The only thing that's keeping him down is that the fact people are in the Hills and, well, he isn't. *picks up his shotgun* I wonder if anyone is going to order a McZed in Dunnel Hills? I could do with one right about now.

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• Officer Charron here, handing out FAKs left and right. Nice to see the Hills under order again, I must admit. Unfortunately, the zeds drank all the beer here in -static- so we need a new shipment! They're vital suppliments man! Vital!

-Tick and static-

August 1st, 2006

• jeff oneil OPERATION STICK AND MOVE-- Check it out Jeff Oneil 19:23, 1 August 2006 (BST)

• I haven't heard much from anybody over the radio... come folks check in and let the rest of us know your still alive... -static- All Unit's be advised, there is in increase in zed activity proceed though the area with caution. Officer Banks Out. -click- --Marty Banks 23:28, 1 August 2006 (BST)

July 31st, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in! Just heard something really funny guys! -static- A Quincy bumped into a rotter near Caiger and had 11 minutes before he catched some sleep. Shot him with two flare guns and finished him off with an axe hit! I don't think the zed knew what hit him! Ha ha! -static- Civillians, remember, you may not be able to fire a gun but all zeds worry when you point ten flares and open fire on them. Let's be safe out there, y'hear? 10/4

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What the Hell? Where is everybody? -static- Oh crap... Zed's! [gunfire] [groans] -static- [shotgun] Pablo, thanks! Oh crap, you take the right, I'll take the left! [bang] [bang] -static- Is anyone reading me, we have a mob of ten zed's outside of Zeph- -krrck- -whine- [bang] [bang] [click] [click] [click] Crap!! We need backup! Pablo I'm out of ammo! Pablo! I'm withdrawing, get yourself out! [punch] [axe] [squish] Out of my way... -whine- [groans] -static- -click- --Marty Banks 19:38, 31 July 2006 (BST)

July 30, 2006

This is Marty reporting in, we've been keeping the zed's out of the PD, but were running out of ammo, someone needs to resupply us... If any dhpd near caiger recieves this message please go for ammo and supplies to bring to the BGPD. -Marty Out! --Marty Banks 01:27, 31 July 2006 (BST)

July 29, 2006

Lt Potter reporting in, Yea Drive has been barricaded up, but I don't know how many zeds are outside.

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--Marty Banks also Reporting in... The -static- grove security area is a zed party block... we better do some clean up. --Marty Banks 01:44, 30 July 2006 (BST)

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Rubix41 reporting in. -static- Check your ammo and your equipment. -static- This could be lean times for us. Allies coming in from -static- and civillians should make their way to safehouses outside the area and free run in. -static- 10/4

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Rubix41 *hic* -sound of bottles being opened- Someone's been brewing beer behind our backs! I am accquiring this stash in the name of DHPD and err...to boost the morale of civillians operating in Dunnel Hills! *hic*

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Brains! Brains.... Mrh? Beer? Beer.... Beer!!!!!!!!!!!!! -static- --Marty Banks 02:41, 30 July 2006 (BST)

Huh? Oh! [checks body] I'm alive again! What the HELL? Rubix! Tell me there's some beer left!! --Marty Banks 17:44, 30 July 2006 (BST)

Beer! --Paradox244 18:32, 30 July 2006 (BST)

July 28th, 2006

• Major Gauntlet Chimera here of FOXHOUND, a supporting member of the Dulston Alliance. I broadcast to report that I have been killed by a nondescript. who claims to be a part of the DHPD, although his name is not officially on the Wiki. The slaying happened in St Barbara's Church at [98-2], after nondescript said that he heard that I was a PK'er. I would like to state that I am not a PK'er and only bounty hunt confirmed Player/Generator/Radio Killers and those who are part of a zombie group. Firstly, I would like to know who reported me as a PK'er and secondly I would like a formal apology from the DHPD. If an apology is refused, or this message ignored, FOXHOUND and the Dulston Alliance will view this act as a hostility. Please respond in the public section of our forums at www.udfoxhound.tk or the Discussion section of the FOXHOUND Wiki.--Gauntlet Chimera 05:18, 28 July 2006 (BST)

• Major, I beleive that Rubix has responded appropriately. Those that Impersonate officers of the DHPD are the lowest of the low. And will be hunted mercilessly given the opportunity. (OOC: Those that PK are playing their own game, and I dont fault them for that. However, the people that impersonate members of other groups just to create havok and create tension between survivor groups... Well their imature and worthless hides need to be nailed to a wall.) Conndraka^{mod TCFT} 14:04, 28 July 2006 (BST)

• Yeah, the DHPD is a good group that strives for the well being of everyone in our coverage area. We would never PK anyone unless attacked... and anyone who does is not fit to wear the badge! We are sorry for what occured but we can not take responsibility for an impersonator. We here at the DHPD operate only in western malton anyway, if you see a DHPD in Dulston, be suspicious unless you see a post here about it... We strive for ethics and good relations with survivor groups; but lately people have been trying to rub our name in the dirt. --MartyBanks 22:05, 28 July 2006 (BST)

July 27th, 2006

• Ringseed2 Well, long time no talk... Ive made several trips homeward to get some heals going but ended up as a zombie for the longest while, hows everyone been? I got revived near caiger and thats where ive been staying... setup the old coffee shop with complementary FAKs. The nw corner is taking a beating and I rarely have much energy... can someone give a report on how many of us are still alive?

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• Rubix41 Afternoon, Ringseed. -click- Most of us are running around in -static- or somewhere -whine- really. Most of us are -whine-, so we captured these NT banks where the zeds haven't spotted us and we are reviving people now. Luckily, we got all these Quincy to help us! As long at the zeds don't find us, we're in with a chance so it's not all too bad really. -whine- Darn Radio. Please report in to the secure channels for a greater reception, Ringseed. 10/4 -buzz-

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• Good thing is that we can curse all we want as long as we wait for the static to censor us. Which is great because i can give those a**... -static- zombie m-static-ers like Maxy a piece of my mind... PS: Nacho July!! --Marty Banks 22:05, 27 July 2006 (BST)

• I think you guys should know Zed numbers around -static- and -whine- are beginning to rise, people in the -static- -crackle- -recincts should prepare for some action soon. Also the -static- -crackle- has some company outside, this looks like trouble for you guys. I also managed to get in contact with a buddy of mine in the Millitary, but he says they can't justify putting more troops on the ground to help the survivors, so it looks like Dunnel Hills is alone out here... --Marty Banks 22:15, 27 July 2006 (BST)

July 26th, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in. Thanks for the heals Kali Mari. Kinda hot in that lab coat though. So how about a -click- Well, excuse me, princess. Anyway, good job officers on clearing out the NT's. Quincy Molatov is currently the best scoring Quincy near the location with 20 zeds zapped by the extractor! Well done! 10/4

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• Rubix41 Oh right! Nachos! Hey, hey, hey, nacho, nacho, nacho man....I gotta to be a nacho man. Lookey, the tin foil really does keep it preserved. Holding out near -static- until further orders. 10/4

• --Marty Banks 23:40, 26 July 2006 (BST) What the hell was that? -static- I think the zombie apocalypse has burned him out.... You okay Rubix? You wan't a beer? -krrrck- -click-

• Paradox244 00:54, 27 July 2006 (BST) I like Nachos! *gasp* Marty! You've been holding out on me you little rat! Fork over the beer or die!

• I'm out anyway, the Zed's got into it an hour ago... I'm going to kill those b*st***s... -click- --Marty Banks 05:00, 27 July 2006 (BST)

July 25th, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in. Safehouse is secure. All Quincy units near Molebank are to move away from the area into the nearby NT buildings in the new district. Zeds will be taken out by officers accompanying the unit. Gens will be provided for by the allies - please message them when building has been taken.

-static-

No, no, Maxwell, I know you're such a bold character. After all, didn't you "tactically withdraw" when Surfcop and I caught you at Caiger Mall broadcasting your radio show? -static- All that talk about Surfcop persecuting you and your rights was just an act since you managed to leave sharpish, right? -whine- When I emptied my shotgun shells into you, it was pretty funny for you, though disappointing for me, not to be there where when I regained enough to move around and fire again either. No return fire there. Especially since I never did see you in the Southern East corner whilst I was there. -static- In fact, I didn't see you there for a while.

-static-

I don't mind running from the zeds, Maxwell. They aren't human and very, very undead. But when you're running away from bounty hunters and the DHPD though...says a lot about your standing amongst survivors doesn't it? -static- I just find it ludicrous that a murdering, bitter individual like you can still spout all the rubbish that you've gone on about with delusions of grandeur like you're some freedom fighter. -static- You are lost in your little world, still fighting against your injustice or whatever, still complaining that we're not in the Hills and well...thanks. It tells me why we still need to be in the DHPD!

-static-

I pity you Maxwell. You're a Malton Prometheus. Chained to a rock of bitterness and revenge that you cannot break with only your former glories and delusions in your head for company. And, every day, with every new member that enters the DHPD family, your anger that the DHPD lives gnaws you. With that, you feel happy because you feel dominant but that is an illusion. You're no martyr in Malton, neither are you free. Quite rightly, you're a prisoner, banging the doors on the cell, screaming for our attention. OUR prisoner.

-static-

If you think I am a puppet to the DHPD, you're wrong. Unlike some of the DHPD, I knew talking to you would be futile and, for now, I am confident we will have the upper hand on the zeds in Dunnel Hills. For, as a community, we stick together and, as a community, we shall fall together. Like the zeds, we will survive, we will evolve and we will come back. We're not locked in to our shackles of the past, nor do we brag about what we own because the DHPD isn't in the buildings of Dunnel Hills, it's in the people that strive to make Dunnel Hills safe again. All you have to do is look at yesterday's broadcast and see, Maxwell -static- YOU stand alone.

-static-

Keep banging on your cell, prisoner, lights out at 10pm. 10/4

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Marty Banks here. Rubix, your wasting your breath on the moron, he wouldn't know a jail cell from a hotel room. Beside's this much preaching makes him think he's actually somewhat important. PS: Feeding time's at 8pm Maxwell, bread and water, and you know what? no bread!! hahahaha.... -static- Enjoy the view? well this is your future pansy boy... hehehehe

-static-

I'm getting ready to move out soon, should have free running by wednesday night... -static- then the real party starts... -click- --Marty Banks 19:03, 25 July 2006 (BST)

Lt Potter- to anyone who it may inquire, recently my brother used my character to send a message calling Sihoiba a Traitor. DO NOTE THAT EVERYTHING HAS BEEN TAKEN CARE OF TO MAKE SURE THAT THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN! From changing my password with the help of the game maker to having my brother grounded (For the first time in his life). Do not Worry I am still on your side! And a swear this will never happen again!

July 24th, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in. -static- Zeds in sectors [12,47], [12,48]. -click- Moving to new safehouse with allies. -click-

--Maxwell Hammer 20:05, 24 July 2006 (BST)Allow me to translate Rubix's message. "Big mean zombies! I'm running like a little girl!"

Thank you 'Maxy boy' that was very informative................... Anyway's It's a zombie apocalypse, there's no shame in running, uh i mean retreat; provided your not leaving a friend to die. OH GOD FAT ZOMBIE!!!!! Every man for himself!! PS: Marine's rule, Maxwell drools!! (on his sofa while... -static- ...and eating his 47th burger... -static- ...with the back scratcher, In short it was really gross.) --Marty Banks 20:27, 24 July 2006 (BST)

Don't be -krzzt- silly Marty. Everyone knows that when zeds -static- into your safehouse and you wait there -krzzt- they can -static- your brains. After all, why would anybody do something stupid like run -krzzt- from vicious zombies who want to devour your brains? --Paradox244 02:21, 25 July 2006 (BST)

--Maxwell Hammer 02:57, 25 July 2006 (BST)Thank you officers of the dhpd for showing exactly why the place is overrun with zombies. Good job! Such bravery!

That was sarcasm. What I actually meant was you're all a bunch of cowards. Which is why you got together in your little group in the first place. Because you're cowards and like to pick on other people, like all cops everywhere.

--Paradox244 03:21, 25 July 2006 (BST) Of course we're cowards. Because only cowards would go into an abandoned suburb, overrun with zombies without a single survivor in sight, devoid of any non ransacked buildings, and try to beat back the horde without any outside help and only about a dozen men with them. Right.

--Maxwell Hammer 05:06, 25 July 2006 (BST)Dude, you have to actually do those things. Not just talk about them. When has the DHPD ever done that? Oh, yeah, I remember, when they had all the zergs they used to be able to control the hills. Not since then.

--EDogg 05:15, 25 July 2006 - Message for Maxwell Hammer: Get a life and stop whining, you freak.

Go E-Dogg! We are the DHPD, Officers sworn to bravely protect Malton's innocent from the evil legions of undead... We do our duty with pride and though we may be beaten at times, we are never broken. That's what we do, we protect and serve, and one day soon Dunnel Hills will be zombie and Maxwell free, this we vow. So go bother someone who actually likes you. Damn baby; you're as thick as the brick I want to hit you in the head with. --Marty Banks 07:13, 25 July 2006 (BST)

July 23rd, 2006

• Rubix41reporting in. -static-We killed the zeds trying to break-in. Nice try fellas - next time don't attack when I am online checking the 'cades - We've completed Operation Navy Blue and will move to target areas soon -static- ALL Quincy: Use flare signal 1-2-1 with 5 min gap to mark presence in Hills. Move up from Rest Area towards the Factory and free run in. 10/4 -click-

lt potter- who are BAM or Jeff, and where can i find them and talk to them?

• Marty Banks here. have you joined the forum yet, they are there. They are part of the command staff in the DHPD. Speaking of which, welcome aboard, I've never seen you around here before... You're the guy, who they thought was on the radio, right?

All right Hammer, I'm pissed. You can insult me, you can insult my family, you can insult my work, you can insult my beliefs, you can even insult my cat, but nobody, nobody insults the United States Marines. I don't care what country you're in, these are the people who kick ass so you don't have to get off yours and do it yourself. Treat them with respect or be prepared for a serious beating. So shut the heck up and go away. Now. --Paradox244 18:46, 23 July 2006 (BST)

Marty here, i'm going to need to test our ventrilo's bandwith soon. So i invite you all to two real-time chats at 6:00 PM Tonight and 7:00 PM Tommorrow, Eastern Standard Time, in the ventrilo. We can discuss tactics, play a little music, and get everyone up to speed on the use of the server, being that some people can't connect i felt that it'd be a good idea to iron out all the dents at once... Please register your IP in the internal affairs forum before connecting, for security reasons. --Marty Banks 15:05, 23 July 2006 (EST)

DHPD-SDC FmrPFCBob 00:28, 24 July 2006 (BST) Actually Maxwell, I'm just really disappointed. I thought you were a player with integrity. Your character has a gripe with DHPD, that's fine. But you as a player are blurring the line between yourself and your character. I mentioned that I was a marine not as a challenge, only for reference. I think as an adult (I'm assuming you are) you should set a better example even if Max has nothing but hate for DHPD. But, since it appears that you won't, know this. I will petition ALL members of the DHPD to ignore you completely. If you kill us, we will seek revives. If you taunt us on the radio, we will not respond. What fun will it be to fight the DHPD if we do not fight back? You led me to believe that Maxwell Hammer was a man of honor even if he despised my group. Which is it? Are you a man of honor or just a petulant, foul-mouthed player?

July 22nd, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in. -static- We have moved through Chudleyton into Molebank. -click- Staying with allies in their building. -static- ETA into Hills will be within a week. Got infected... -click- Can't wait to meet up with the posse there. -click- 10/4

--Marty Banks 7:45, 22 July 2006 (EST) here. I've been revived. I can't tell you how good it is to have conscious thought again... -static- -buzz- being a zombie sucks and oh god the people i hurt while i was a brain hungry monster.... I need a beer! anyway hunkering down in the hills... I'll be laying low, being that i'm not to skilled at killing zombies just yet, awaiting pickup from the posse. Thanks Wilfreed for the revive wherever you are... -static- Don't have free running yet so i'm stuck till you guys get here. *groaning* Oh crap! *shuffling and gunshots* *glass breaking* come you b*st**ds I'm gonna fill y*ur he*ds wi*h le*d *gunshots* -static-

-whine-

• Rubix41 To all Quincy, this is the Chief speaking. All Quincy report in on your channels Any Quincy found to have failed my internal investigation will be discharged without further notice. Note, this is for your safety since a traitor inside the Quincy is more dangerous than the zeds outside and PK'ers. 10/4 -click-

Maxwell Hammer. Yes, you. I happened to see that latest preformance of yours. I'm going to make you bleed. Up till now your little rants were quite entertaining, but that last one was over the line. --Paradox244 01:07, 23 July 2006 (BST)

-whine-

• Rubix41 reporting in again. If you want attention that badly, Maxwell, you don't need to spam the radio. Or use that kind of language. Just throw down the gauntlet down and get Alan Sheih for a 1-on-1 match. Just tell him where you are. I'll vouch that I won't send any of my men to pick you up - Alan Sheih could take ten Maxwell Hammer's anyday. Unless you want to play chicken all day behind a radio transmitter somewhere. Loser. 10/4

-static-

--Marty Banks 8:40, 22 July 2006 (EST) Oh 'Maxy' you in trouble now!!! We ain't playin' no more!! Hey Rubix you gonna check out my radio server or what? This is Marty, lets kick some a** and take some names!!! namely Maxwell's...

PS: rubix when you blast your way over to Broadbelt or Yea, don't forget to let me know, I'll jump out of my foxhole and be right behind you!! *load groaning* ...way behind you.... *gunshot* right behind you.... I'm a level 1 officer what did you expect, that I'd stand still while shooting... Marty out! -click-

--Marty Banks 9:05, 22 July 2006 (EST) I just saw the lyrics he just dropped.... My God..... You know Maxwell's probably just some 14 year old kid with an attitude problem, it's a shame i'm not a minor anymore.... still I can't believe he'd pull something that low.... If anyone has a link to his Urban Dead profile(s) let me know. that way if i see him, i can blast his ugly zerging zombie ass straight to hell!! -click-

--Maxwell Hammer 03:30, 23 July 2006 (BST)So what am I hearing, here, you really hate me now? So was how you acted before the way you show love? And the 13 years olds all listen to gangsta crap, they've heard language a lot worse. So what's the prob? I get the feeling that I'd actually hate all you authoritarian pricks even if I met you in real life. I know all the old DHPD was in some wingnut christian school, are you all ex-pigs and preachers? Marines kill babies!

--Marty Banks 11:55, 22 July 2006 (EST) You just confirmed for me 'BOY' that you're probably not even old enough to drive yet... How Sad... he must be stuck at home all summer with nothing to do but moan and b*** at total strangers who don't care.... You know your parents should have taught you manners you little brat... I've seen dried up chewing gum less pathetic than you.... But YOU should at least know better than to spew profanity in places where kids can hear it, I hope Kevan bans you for life... beware zerger... God is your judge, We the People of Malton are your jury, and the DHPD, the DHPD is your jailer, executioner... and if need be, executioner... -click-

--Maxwell Hammer 05:15, 23 July 2006 (BST)Blah blah blah, talk talk. You're just hoping I'm a teenager so you can invite me back to your trailer park.

And if Kevan hadn't wanted people to have the freedom to use bad language on the radio then he would have put some sort of filter on it.

--Marty Banks 12:45, 23 July 2006 (EST) Just because you can do bad things; doesn't mean you should... Maxwell. Grow up and realize that kid. Because being trash is only a short step from being trailer trash. I'm just glad I'm neither.

PS: Nice trailer park comment you pervert... I'm going to bed now, you wanna finish this conversation it will have to wait until morning. PPS: I'm gonna call you kid from now on, because you might be an adult in body but in mind you have yet to age beyond a middle school mentality and this comes from a college student. -Marty out -click-

July 21st, 2006

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Radio Server

Secure radio server set up, DHPD Officers only.

"This bad boy is spy proof!!"

DHPD, make sure to post your IP and user name in ventrilo registration in the department of Internal Affairs Forum.

The server uses ventrilo 2.1.1 It will be online during the daytime, usually from 11:00AM to 12:00PM Eastern Standard Time.

IP: 66.176.161.67 Port: 3784

Download ventrilo 2.1.1 Right here!!

PS: you will need a microphone... though if you don't have one you can communicate through comments or the built-in chat while listening in.

Enjoy!! :) -Marty Banks

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Lt Potter- Conndraka I was wondering if there was any job openings anywhere in the department, I really want to get my bearings straight and find My Place in the DHPD

• Potter, Take the issue up with BAM or Jeff. I'm not in a position to make personel decisions at the MO. But I'm sure they know esactly where to use you to the greates effect. Conndraka^{mod T} 00:47, 23 July 2006 (BST)

July 18th, 2006

• * This is for our radio buddy...........You are very brave DOUCHBAG. you couldnt take us out without zerging and spying? SAD dont you want to take credit for your broadcast? NO ?! the best part is KNOW ONE CARES. just to let you know who i am little man Jeff Oneil 17:33, 18 July 2006 (BST)

• Lt Potter {{{{{{*Potter- we take you in, make you feel welcome watch your back and this is how you repay us? If I see you in the hills or anywhere else I will not think twice about pulling the trigger.}}}}}}

Did I miss something...

--Maxwell Hammer 00:00, 19 July 2006 (BST)Hey, Jeff? If no one cares then why are you making such a big deal of it? Methinks you doth protest too much.

--Marty Banks 7:35, 18 July 2006 (BST) "Methinks you doth protest too much." What are you, like nine? Thy mastery of thy tongue is compared to that of a monkey's mastery of classic literature... and thy intelligence is that of the mighty lady bug... So we say good day to you sir!! In more simple words... GET BENT!!!!

• Conndraka^{mod T} 05:53, 19 July 2006 (BST) Dont worry about it Lt Potter. Someone took an Identifier I laid out and misidentified it as you. Out.

July 17th, 2006

• Wow Max, How mature... it’s a joy to see you revealing yourself to the whole world like that. (OOC:And I would have to remind you that bad faith edits deleing your statement would be a violation of Wiki policy and subject to a 24 hour ban or longer, so say what you will and as long as it doesn’t constitute vandalism, its part of the permanent record. that being said...) It’s a joy to see that your own statement proves what a whiney ass you indeed are sir. And I look forward to quoting it on a regular basis when questioned about the adulthood and masculinity of one Maxwell Hammer. Conndraka^{mod T} 08:25, 17 July 2006 (BST)

• Grabaz ma Hammah toworo Ridleigh grr. HAHAHA HAR Hamma dung. General Alex Creedy 08:51, 17 July 2006 (BST)

• Thanks General but I think the RRF gave him the response I would expect from a dedicated Zombie group that actually beleives in the "better" aspects of the Game. We appreciate the assist at Dury btw, let your people know we appreciate the assist. Conndraka^{mod T} 09:01, 17 July 2006 (BST)

• Call me stupid... Why Fing? Damn it I should have been paying more attention, I knew about WCH, JT, and two others but damn I never suspected you... Conndraka^{mod T} 09:09, 17 July 2006 (BST)

• *CRACKLE* Can't.... take it..... ANYMORE! Need beer... badly. Making a run for it. MONKEY HUNT! PsychoPhil

• -crackle- Oye, triaga me uno! I need a drink! Anyway, Caiger looks to be surrounded; I don't like this one bit... -static-

-click- -Marty Banks

• Potter- we take you in, make you feel welcome watch your back and this is how you repay us? If I see you in the hills or anywhere else I will not think twice about pulling the trigger.
• Fing- just say it isnt so, I begged you to stay, just say something anything Jeff Oneil 19:45, 17 July 2006 (BST)

• The fact that you interpreted our speeches as whining, Max, says a lot about you. I'll just leave it at that. - Ben

• YEEEEEHAW!!! I've reached the northern stash! I repeat, Monkey Hunt successful!! I've reached the northern stash. Beer! Hooray Beer!

July 16th, 2006

Whine! Bitch! Moan! I'm the DHPD and I'm gonna whine about how no one treats me fairly and that mean old Maxwell Hammer is just so...mean! He won't do what we tell him! He's a big ol' poopyhead! We have to kill him and make special wiki pages about how unfair and mean everyone is! Whine!

Bet this gets deleted. 'Assumed to be Maxwell'

-click- - Im not 100% sure but i assume that was Maxwell. -buzz- Oops, looks like someones upset that our spirit can't be broken... I think in our resolve to stand firm against the darkness, we struck a nerve in our nemesis. That's right 'MAXWELL', you can't break our spirit, and it's going to eat at you and bug you to no end, and you will truly see how insignificant you are in the face of good friends and good values... Can I get a hooraah!!! -click- --Marty Banks??? 8:28 PM, 16 July 2006 (EST)

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DHPD-SDC FmrPFCBob 02:03, 17 July 2006 (BST) here. Hate to disappoint you Max but we won't stop you from broadcasting here. I wasn't around when the Cotty incident occured and it's unfortunate we can't come to an accord, but we have other priorities at the moment. So continue to bad-mouth us if you wish, it lets Malton know we're still here. By the way, too bad the RRF didn't deal, that was a good idea.

Oh yeah, as long as I'm on air; all DHPD, whatever your status should make your way to Point Havoc for a rendezvous.

-static-

July 15th, 2006

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Rubix41 This is Rubix41 reporting in for what could be the last time on this channel. We have found hope today - we have driven back the zeds from the beachhead for Pankhurst. We will move in 5 days time. Squad Charlie has moved over target from Caiger - numbers are low - 3 outside and 3 inside. This will be a piece of cake! ^_^ Okay, once we get the NT...let's crank out those syringes baby!

-click-

Rubix41 Since this could be the last time I talk over the radio...I am not very good with speeches...I've been fighting with the DHPD long after I knew who Hammer was. I've lived through the Desk Sgt. Controversy and I've thought tooth and nail for the Dept. It doesn't matter if we are destroyed or we lose Dunnel Hills, all you have to ask is why we joined in the first place. I joined because we have something special here - we are a family and I think we are much better after The Shining Ones came because it is the ones that stood to fight and stayed that meant others could still live and we do...just remember, while we may be suburbs apart, somewhere, elsewhere, DHPD officers are living the same thing you're going through. We may be down and we're certainly not out - we may not be the powerhouse we once were but we can still make a difference! So let's go out there, serve and protect, uphold the law, cap a zed! Let's give them hell and let them know that for a zed to respect the DHPD is to fear us!

-sound of much banging- Awww crap. -sounds of shells being loaded- C'mon...-whine-

-[continuous static]- -- NO DEFINITE SIGNAL SOURCE 15 July 2006 (BST)

July 14th, 2006

Greetings From Commissioner Conndraka

To:The Populace of Malton, and more specifically those who seem bent on the Destruction of the DHPD.

NUTS!

Allow me to explain in more detail:

The DHPD is not (and as long as the current game mechanics in play never will be) Capable of holding any territory. Plain and simple the Advantages Zombies have prevent Survivors from holding anywhere against a large enough opponent. Caiger is the ONLY known exception and as large as the DHPD is... we don't have 2000 members.

Furthermore, The DHPD is more than some group trying to hold onto territory, or hold influence over other survivors, or hell we don't even really care about the undercurrent of political machinations of certain "Supergroups/Alliances".

Therefore I offer up this bit of information: The DHPD will continue to try to "retake the hills" not because we must validate ourselves by doing something (like griefing other players) but because we are enjoying the struggle. Thats right... your griefing makes the game more enjoyable for us, and our attempts to defeat YOUR Zerging gives us something to strive for.

Additionally, You cant make us disband, or even do enough to us to change our group substantially. You may take our land, you may take our lives, but you cannot take our friendships which go FAR beyond Urbandead. If the DHPD relocates to another suburb, retreats to the Malls or Hell turns ZED and start our own campaign against Caiger... its none of your doing, or your business.

WE are the DHPD, YOU are not. and WE stand together as friends regardless of your crap spouting on this forum and others (especially the 26.60 band). Grow up and realize that real friends don't need propaganda in their lives like you obviously do.

In conclusion. If that doesn't explain the entirety of the DHPD and point out your lackluster and immature attempts at trying to tear us down, I have two words for you....

SUCK IT! Conndraka^{mod T} 07:03, 14 July 2006 (BST)

-click- I'll tip a morning beer to that! The only way the zed will pry me from DHPD is if they physically remove parts of me needed to operate any computer. Ben out. -click-

-buzz- Alright Conndraka!!! -whistles- -static- We are the DHPD and we stick together, come hell or high water!! We may have left the hills; but we'll be back, and with help... -static- Judgewood is a zombietown now!! Hate to see Gatcombeton and Darvall. -click- --Marty Banks??? 9:28 AM, 14 July 2006 (EST)

-"beep"- Jtrain GO DHPD, Hell I get tired of the constant hate for the DHPD, when all we are trying to do is Fight our way back in to the hills. Oh and Yeah I am at the mall, getting supplies and doing what good I can here. I will return, The hills will free again! Not by my hands alone but, by the teamwork of all the DHPD!!! -"static"-

-click- Rubix41-cough- And that's -cough- why Maxwell 'House' Hammer -static- the only people who follow you are half-baked half-wits, inconsistent nobodies and who only think about themselves. And what the heck is this talk about fans? Jeez, if you're having to pretend that you are someone else - make sure you don't make it TOO obvious! -static- -sound of banging hands on window-Hmm, zeds are outside my location in Molebank. I gather about 5 or 4. Should be some locations nearby to hide out in...

July 13th, 2006

--Officer Charron here, getting some interesting reports. I have a few friends down in Grigg heights in a group called Oblivion folder. Was there for a short time before I joined the DHPD. Seems that the undead are storming and securing the whole West side of Malton, as they've been completely pushed from Grigg to Shore hills! As much as Maxwell and his allies would like us to believe, I'm quite sure that Dunnell hills wasn't overtaken so fast from specific zed groups alone. Now, mind you Maxwell (I know you read this), I'm not saying that we would've pushed the zeds back if it hadn't been for the sudden explosion in zeds on the west side, but you can't take sole credit.

Which actually brings me to another point I find rather funny. You accuse us of zerging, yet I don't see a mass of alternates coming to save the day... You accuse us of not caring for the suburb, yet we still fight for it with our dying breath again and again... You say we don't care about survivors, and yet you let the hordes slaughter them...

I don't think you're making the point you want to be making. We were willing to talk peacefully at one point, as far as I can tell. I'm still wet behind the ears in this strange little battle you've got going on against DHPD, and you may think that means I have no say in this.

But then again, doesn't that make me more like the survivors you're trying to 'save' from the DHPD? I don't think my views are alone. Ben out. -static-

--Marty Banks??? 8:15 PM, 13 July 2006 (EST) You go Charron, I'm new too and I think what Maxwell is doing is just stupid. I think he's mental and just wants to make things hard for someone... It makes him feel important. --static-- Thought you'd all want to know... The zombie groups that attacked Dunnel Hills have moved north and are overruning Peddlesden Village, Chudleyton, and Darvall Heights. I guess the Big Bash Roles on! --static-- I could use an update on the status and location of the DHPD. Please mail me at mundaneraptor@gmail.com so i can rendevous with you guys and not be trudging around in this zombie infested filth...-click-

--Maxwell Hammer 03:07, 14 July 2006 (BST)Charron, you and Marty are idiots. You can attribute all the alts and zergs to me you want, but it's just not true. I've got 2 other alts...one hasn't even been played for two weeks. Maxwell is currently a zombie in Dunnell Hills pulling down barricades and killing the few survivors in the area. But at least I"m in the Hills, as opposed to our oh so brave police officers who have hightailed it for parts unknown.

I don't have zergs, unlike the DHPD. It's just that I finally got the word out that you're a bunch of facists. But it wasn't all me, it was your thuggish gestapo tactics that really made everyone want to kill you.

Conndraka^{mod T} 07:03, 14 July 2006 (BST) I call Bullshit Max, There was NO way that you could have plastered all your PRO-MAX anti-DHPD sprays and been a Zombie haunting Coffins at the same time. The only Zerging the DHPD has EVER been guilty of was due to a missunderstanding on the application of Charachters. When those chars were deleted, the same players took up new chars and continue to play them. You, and the few other pro-Zombie players that couldnt deal with the DHPD being so effective can continue to spout your BS but everyone that matters to us knows better. All in all read my 7-14 post and get used to the DHPD being in Malton because we arn't going anywhere.

July 12th, 2006

--Marty Banks??? 12:47 PM, 12 July 2006 (EST) Dunnel Hills has been upgraded to very dangerous as a large group of zombies moves in... --static-- Thought you'd all want to know... and I'm trapped here half-dead, all Mrh!! at the Billet Auto Repair, so you guys know not to kill me when you move back in. -click-

--NEWS UPDATE-- 6:56 AM, 12 July 2006 (EST) The Malton Mirror is spreading around their newest issue, get it at our distribution point ["Here at the MM HQ!"]-click-

• Mr Banks ? I thought I knew your name, werent you a reporter for the Malton Mirror? Jeff Oneil 16:19, 12 July 2006 (BST)

--Marty Banks??? 2:12 PM, 12 July 2006 (EST) actually my sister was, If she's still out there, she's probably the only one left... I'm hoping publishing the news again will help me find her. She might see the paper and head to the Mirror HQ.-click-

Rubix41 reporting in from Molebank. Currently four blocks from drop location. Man, the zeds are really checking the area. I am hanging out at the PD not far from the location. I scouted there earlier and I see 9 or so zeds there and they seem to be looking around for something. It seems they are swarming over the place nearby - I dunno who barricaded that up. I'll check it out later. Dates do not change - we should move in soon. 10/4

July 11th, 2006

Rubix41 reporting in! Reports of the Big Bash are coming in and we're in the way. All Quincy agents, the Bakery is on fire. I repeat, the Bakery is on fire. All Cotty PD folk, look alive, we're moving out of the section. All reports come through me ok, no one else, if you hear me on the radio - check your internal comms for info. We'll back Charlie in Operation Panhandle as soon as we're good and ready. I see 5 zeds inside, 4 outside and 3 or more around the area. They haven't spotted me yet, which is good. Besides Hammer, I doubt the zeds come and read here anyway. At least, I am thankful that Hammer, whatever he is, aint zed. 10/4

-click-

Rubix41 Happy Birthday, Marty!

-click-

--Marty Banks??? 1:22, 11 July 2006 (EST) [Marty Grunts happily]Mrh!! [STATIC]... (PS: Thanks Rubix, also i've made it, this adventure is so going in my survivor journal. I'm currently deader than a doornail though, revive maybe?)

-click-

Rubix41 Sure, why don't you come to my discussion page and drop me a message about your location? That always helps! I'll try and get to you because I am currently in Molebank but running back to Dunnel Hills isn't too hard! Failing that, I'll pass a message to the people in the know. That okay? Looking forward to seeing you sometime, MartyBanks! 10/4

-static-

Gerald Terrant! What!?! they attacked the bakery... there gonna pay for that... (ps: wow, i havent been here for a while. it seems that my previous message was misconstued. i apologize, and it was very dumb of me in retrospect)

--Marty Banks??? 11:22, 11 July 2006 (EST) The bakery? Noooooo!!! where will i get my donuty goodness... my trigger finger goes dead with out them!! oops I mean Mrh!!!! (Translation = revive me)

July 10th, 2006

--Maxwell Hammer 01:28, 11 July 2006 (BST)What happened to y'all? Zombie cat get your tongue? Or are things so bad you can't even fake the inane chatter?

--MartyBanks 11:27, 10 July 2006 (EST) I'm being torn asunder by viscious zombies in an attempt to get help in Dunnel Hills, and all this guy on the radio can do is hate! Can anyone of any actual use help me!!! OH GOD! [Bang] [Bang] [Click] ARRGGHHH!!!! [STATIC]

--MartyBanks??? 11:34, 7 July 2006 (EST) [STATIC] Mrh? Mrh!! [STATIC]...

--Maxwell Hammer 04:38, 11 July 2006 (BST)Nope, sorry Marty, you died for nothing. No reason to go to Dunell Hills to help the DHPD, they're all holed up in Caiger or somewhere else just as far a way and safe.

--MartyBanks??? 11:43, 7 July 2006 (EST) Dude, you mind I'm on a role here. Oops I mean, Mrh!!!!! [STATIC]... (Edit - PS: I'd also like to announce, today is my birthday. and a really great birthday present would be a rescue, and a revive maybe?)

July 7th, 2006

--Maxwell Hammer 00:19, 7 July 2006 (BST)I'm killing y'all for being cheats, facists and zergs. You're just killing anyone who speaks bad of you or sleeps in the wrong building or otherwise violates your arbitrary rules.

• Conndraka^{mod T} 07:07, 7 July 2006 (BST) I wish I knew where to find whatever it is you keep smoking Max. The first person to kill anyone in Cotty PD when the DHPD showed up was you. And after you killed a friend of Mine I took care of buisness. the Only survivors anyone in the DHPD has ever killed are those who have violated the peace (and by that I mean PK another survivor or destroy a generator.) To my knowledge we have NEVER killed anyone for sleeping ion the wrong building, nor are our rules arbitrary. There are plenty of people whom have spoken ill of the DHPD, and thats fine... as long as they dont kill or assault one of us (or kill someone clainming to be a member of the DHPD). And the ONLY reason Dunell fell to zombies is not because of the lack of Zergs on our part but because of attacks of no less than NINE different Zombie groups, at least two of which were actually three indivisduals running a pile of Zergs (i.e the ZIP clan. which I dont hear you complaining about.) And another thing,

FASCIST Function: noun Etymology: Italian fascismo, from fascio bundle, fasces, group, from Latin fascis bundle & fasces fasces 1 often capitalized : a political philosophy, movement, or regime (as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition 2 : a tendency toward or actual exercise of strong autocratic or dictatorial control

I'm guessing your big issue is forcible suppression of opposition? Well ask the Regulators about that... Was there an issue about our prescense in Bunter P.D.? Yes did it devovlve into conflict? No. Same with Justice Inc, Zombie Squad, Chai Vai Hunters, 5punk, Channel 4, Club Veal Gang and a dozen other groups. We have aided and assisted in healing and defending other players and groups (sometimes at the expense of our own...) I beleive the issue here is you couldnt beleive that you couldnt get away with PKing someone in "YOUR" PD when it was your own stupidity that got you into trouble. Suck it up Max you were wrong then, you are wrong now. Until you can come to terms with that you and any of your alts we ID will have to keep at least one eye open. Enjoy your time down there in Gulsonside, I'm sure that transmitter is getting pretty warm by now. Conndraka OUT!

• Alan shieh As of today I am relinquishing my badge and quitting the DHPD to start my own hunt for Maxwell Hammer. Was it for the DHPD, or am I just some bored beat out cop who got bitten one too many times. I think it'll be quite a refreshing hunt actually. Anyone who wishes to join in on this hunt, feel free to join me. Let's see which EX-DHPD member can first kill this megalomaniac eh? Maybe we can even form a group dedicated to hunting down this one man. You can kill him either alive or dead, either one counts. Whoever can kill him first wins. DHPD members accepted only. See you out there on the playing field Maxwell. It'll be fun.

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• Rubix41 No one dares talks s*** about me or my recruits and guess what? If you ever shoot me again, you're going to be pulling buckshot from your butt until I rip your head so you use a sieve. And Maxwell? Just to let you know, Alan's former Squad Charlie - we whupped PK'ing scum like you all the time - not because we're zerg, it's because our prey think they're untouchable. Especially if they thought they were. All members of Cotty PD: switch to internal Comms

-static-

• John25 Cotty Street PD is wide open and ransacked. Sorry if you knew already. Same with broadbelt. I'd hate to see yea...

-static-

• Rubix41 Errr...thanks for the info, John25...so why not help us and join the PD and take it back? Lookee...Free coffee and donuts!

--Maxwell Hammer 00:21, 8 July 2006 (BST)Yeah, I know who Alan Shieh is. I've killed him several times. Just like I've killed you, rudix.

--MartyBanks 08:43, 7 July 2006 (EST) This is former Police Officer Marty Banks, I'm somewhere in Stanbury Village and making my way to Dunnel H**ls The Zeds are on my tail a** I think I've been infected. This place is crawling!! I'm going to do my best to r**ch Du**el Hills before nightfall. [STATIC] I could really use a guide and maybe a medic, can anyone help me? OH GOD they're coming! [STATIC]...

July 6th, 2006

• Jeff Oneil 08:25, 6 July 2006 (BST) What ?! Gerald was responding to what was said, no one is supressing anything. people have the right to say what they want on both sides, why are you trying to make us out to be something we are not?

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• Rubix41 This is the Chief of Cotty speaking to all new recruits at Cotty: Declan, Finnish, XxSpoonxX, H4NN4H and Axelius. All officers are to hold current positions and await further instructions. Whatever happens regarding the Maxwell Hammer situation, I would like to know that it was a pleasure meeting you all and that I hope we can work together some time again. And, no, Hammer, they're not zergs and, although I joined after the incident, I know from your actions all that I need to know about you. Over and out.

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--Maxwell Hammer 17:44, 6 July 2006 (BST)Jeff, he said "the DHPD are coming for ya" what else could that mean but he's going to pk him for what he said? That's what facists do. They kill anyone who disaggrees with them. That's what the DHPD does, they kill anyone they don't like.

And Rubix, no, they aren't zergs now. All the DHPD zergs got banned. That's why they can't keep Dunnell HIlls. That's why it's been overrun with zombies ever since the zergs were canned. It's also why some of your better guys like Guy Montaq left the DHPD, they weren't happy with the zerging when they found out about it.

• Jeff Oneil 19:13, 6 July 2006 (BST) and how many times have you said you are going to kill us all?

July 5th, 2006

• Jeff Oneil- Ok Hammer you want to talk use my talk page, Terms will listed
• Gerald Terrant "someone is taunting us on the DHPD 26.60 channels. here is what they said,
  • 26.60 MHz: "DHPDeeeeee-eeeee!" (1 minute ago)
  • 26.60 MHz: "Come out and playyyyy-eee-aaayyyy" (1 minute ago)
  • 26.60 MHz: "Oh thats right! You can't!" (1 minute ago)
  • 26.60 MHz: "You're all DEAD." (59 seconds ago)
• "if you said that, and you can hear me, just know; the DHPD are coming for ya. and we wont take this lightly"

See why I call you facists? You're supressing freedom of speech and freedom of the press. This guy didn't kill one of you or anything like that. He just hurt your feelings with words. Are you too much of a baby to handle it? Now you're going to kill someone for being mean.

That's what facists do, don't you see? You probably don't, fascists never do.--Maxwell Hammer 07:07, 6 July 2006 (BST)

July 2nd, 2006

• Declan on the line! St. Justin's has been retaken and has been formed into a firebase and a base of operations for further strikes against the rampaging hordes. Stay lucky and stay alive! Declan out.

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• Rubix41 reporting in. -screech- Arms has fallen. -static- All officers remaining -whine-, please report -screech- Internal Comms.

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June 28th, 2006

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• Rockphed And that is the end of our CPR demonstration. Since our victim is on his way to recovery and a surgeon is available to fix him up, we will let our dummy, I mean victim, recover in their capable hands. And as for using people who are dying, never try this at home. It is bad for your health if your dummy dies in this city. They tend to try biting you after wards. Wait, is this a radio, Whoops, I thought that it was a defibrilator. Sorry to any, and all, who are listening. I have to go help with a surgery as medical survices are understaffed. Any doctors who are listening, I promise to get you free alcohol in as large of quatities as you want if you relocate to Dunell Hills.

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• Rubix41 -screech- What the -whine- All Cotty officers, this is the Precinct Chief speaking. Due to attacks on the Precinct, we are little undermanned. However, we are not all down and out. We have a FORTITUDE Operation taking place near Dewfall Station and Ostrehan Towers. All officers at Cotty should move towards the area for a counter attack. Under FORTITUDE rules, all Cotty based officers, please do not attempt to take back Cotty PD and the surrounding area. Avoid Heal Museum, Jacomb Arms, Club Swaine and Moon Building, until the counter attack under FORTITUDE takes place. See your internal comms for more information. This only applies to Cotty based officers of the DHPD - allies, please ask a DHPD officer about FORTITUDE operations before attempting one. 10/4

• Gerald Terrant "there is an immense amout of Zombies killing Zombies at Coffins. i could list of the 3 culprits but it wont help too much. i think we should designate a secret revival point while FORTITUDE status is in effect"

June 28th, 2006

• Dedicated Revive Teams or The New Dixie Squad

To better service the local revive points we are forming DRT's under the banner of Dixie squad to give it new life (hey, a pun!). These will be 2-3 man teams who work the lines on a regular basis. They will also work together to defend and recover NT buildings on occasion. We currently need 4-9 people to fill these positions, current DHPD or new members are welcome to join. Please sign up on the secure network (forum).
DHPD-SDC FmrPFCBob 22:32, 28 June 2006 (BST)

Billets been hit, heavy casualties, St.Lorenzos is filling up. -static- I got seven needles or so but unfortuantly I'm swaying with the pack. Please revive us at Lorenzos, scan first imposters may be present. *AlphaNine out.

June 27th, 2006

• Rubix41This is Cotty Precinct reporting in. All officers:- Cotty has been marked for Black Arrow status. We are facing a growing mob of zeds, including Intrepidman1 and Sparkyzip, rushing into the area. All stations near Cotty have fallen. Requesting backup and medical team to recover ASAP. Any officers outside Cotty, recovery of donuts and coffee are located in Hardware and Auto shops. Please look more carefully 10/4

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• Rubix41 What the - *sounds of gunfire and barricades being torn down* ARRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHH!

June 26th, 2006

• Rubix41: -pumping out Haddaway's "What is love?" on the Radio- Cotty Chief reporting in! Gerald Terrant, you want to know what a Broken Arrow is? Log in to the Internal Comms and find out! You won't regret it! Anyway, this is a big shout to all officers in the 'Hills. The zeds may be thick and fast but they are totally beat. Dead beat which, naturally, rhymes with dead meat! Hopefully when our posse comes back from Caiger, we should have a rash of supplies and hopefully some coffee to drink ala coffee machine and donuts! 10/4

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• Rubix41: Evacuate -static- Heal Museum! I repeat, -static-everyone OUT OF HEAL MUSEUM

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• Declan here. Uh...I don't know how to say this...but Caiger is out of donuts and beer. This is a sad day for humanity. Not happy!

June 25th, 2006

• Thom Solo comin' to you live from beautiful downtown Dunell Hills, where we're having a great time! I went on a walkabout this morning; things are getting better every day, but we still have zeds milling about the downtown area. Everyone stay sharp and stay safe!
• GeraldTerrant "SHOOT! i wish i was there to help the cotty situation before i died. i was prepared to take down a hord of zombies... oh well... also, what is a broken arrow situation"
• Officer Charrion here. I'm back. I accidently got locked in a broomcloset with three cases of beer and loads of donuts for a few days. *cough* So, reporting for duty again!

June 24th, 2006

• Declan here. Broken Arrow at Cotty. Repeat Broken Arrow at Cotty!

June 23rd, 2006

• PsychoPhil reporting...... *STATIC* mast... overrun... all others killed. They just grabbed them and pulled *STATIC*em all out of the building. Don't know how I got out... not going to last much longer...
• Declan here. If anyone sees a tag that states "all non-DHPD get out or be killed" or something similar, disregard it, it was not put their by any member of the DHPD. It is most likely Maxwell Hammer badmouthing the DHPD and spreading negative propaganda which has zero basis in reality. Rather, every survivor is welcome in Dunell Hills, and we will do our best to offer aid and protection to those who seek it. The only survivors we kill are PKers, as they are a threat to the DHPD, and those the DHPD does their best to protect. If anyone has a spraycan handy, please replace this false drivel with something more intelligent, please. Maxwell, have you gotten tired of putting "X is a penis."? I thought so, and I'm glad you figured it out that that only embarrasses you rather than anything constructive. Ok, in other news...low on donuts...I quit drinking...ammo holding out...oh, and Operation Reverse Eviction has commenced. Repeat: Operation Reverse Eviction has commenced! Declan out.

June 21st, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in! All Cotty officers to their stations! We have 11 zeds outside and they aren't friendly!

• When are they ever friendly? Those certainly weren't love bites they were giving me, unfortunately. What's it take for a guy to get a few love bites around here anyw--uh nix that. 'Cades at Cotty are constantly low or nonexistent. Working on it. Declan out.

June 20th, 2006

• Rubix41 This is the Precinct Chief reporting in. I would like to say well done to all officers at Cotty that repulsed the attack. We've got a long fight ahead of us, load up on ammo but keep some time - keep a minimum of 5-10pts for barricading and, if necessary, retreat. All officers be aware of infection and, if you have the time, please get a cross-box or two. 10/4
• Declan here. Dewfall Station has been invaded. Only 1 zed inside, and I capped him, but I couldn't make the dump--this zed was the heaviest I've seen yet. Dewfall has been heavily ransacked, and the doors are wide open to the street. Not a big deal now, but we might want to take care of that at some point. Seven undead freaks are clumsily stumbling around just outside the station. This is survivor turf, not zombie. Let's show them what-for! Declan out.

June 19th, 2006

• Declan reporting. ALL COTTY OFFICERS, GET TO THE PD AND BARRICADE IT, AND BE READY TO STAND YOUR GROUND!

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• Rubix41 All officers within the Cotty area! This is the Precinct Chief speaking! Broken Arrow situation at Cotty @ 17:23(GMT). Requesting reinforcements! Freakin' RRF...always spoiling for a fight! 10/4
• Declan back. 'Cades back up to VSB+1--get them to EXH. 13 zeds right outside Cotty, with PKers free-running through and doing their dirty deeds. Potential broken arrow if these zeds have reinforcements close by. Pick 'em off as we can and we should be able to avoid that sort of situation. Declan out.

June 18th, 2006

• Declan here. Barricades are holding, St. Justin's is clear and holding strong so far. Crossboxes are being distributed, and I've stocked up on clicks and boomers, but unfortunately no blinders. Outdoor zed check impossible--who had the bright idea to board and nail up the windows? Declan out.
• Rubix41 Due to the new reports of zeds taking out survivors, I've authorised, temporarily, for the complete EHB'ing of the precinct. This is due to two reasons:- one, if a zed break-in happens, we cannot barricade until we get them out. Two, zeds can drag out survivors who are dying. At the moment, we haven't got a good idea on how to eliminate this threat - we can prevent it with distributed defence with survivors moving out OR we camp out and barricade. Let me gather some logistics regarding the cause and, once I formulated a strategy, the building MAYreturn to VSB status. Also, officers who use the EITS system should be okay regarding zed recon. 10/4
• AlphaNine here! -static- Billets cracked like an egg!Horrible -static- watched it happen in a matter o minutess! Men being dragged outside an Eaten by -static- of em! -screaming- Cannot hold! I repeat we cannot hold! Get away from me you rotten bastard! *Gunshots* Arghh! Expect heavy casualties! Ffaceman! Don't let go of my hand Ffaceman! Nooo! Dammit! Whats with this draggin theyve learned? Argh get off me! Sonofa$#@&%! -screaming- *silence*

June 17th, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in. All officers at Cotty and Yea, look alive! EITS is showing a surge in dead bodies outside the precincts AND standing. Get some crossboxes, boomers and clicks for the encounters but keep all survivors alive and beyond the GRAB zone of HP. Remember, for every 1 AP that a survivor with barricade spends on barricade is worth 5 zombie AP to break it down (theoretically). Don't search out your AP and keep some for barricading! 10/4

June 16th, 2006

• Declan sounding off! Popped a hollowpoint right into a zed's head and really scrambled its brains around something fierce just outside Cotty. Current count at Cotty is 8, with 18 dead bodies, with a lonesome zed hanging out by the Jacomb Arms. Cotty is heavily barricaded, Heal and Jacomb are extremely heavily barricaded...the free-running entry point is St. Luke's Church. I repeat, the free-running entry point to Cotty St. Precinct is currently St. Luke's. Keep your head and keep your cool. Krispy Kremes should be arriving shortly...Declan out.
• Rubix41 This is the Chief of Cotty speaking. Potential Broken Arrow Situation at Cotty - All officers report into PD Due to these recent zed incidents of them running in, the PD and the 3x3 area will now be upgraded to EHB at all times. This will take effect immediately. All officers should tag the OUTSIDE of the ENTRY point and maintain vigil over the situation. 10/4

June 15th, 2006

• Officer Charron here again, wondering what happened to our internal radios the past couple days. Seems to have been a rough morning, Cotty and Yea drive being breached at the same time, and Maxwell singing on the radio. I was screaming to the zed 'Just bite off my ears!'. Anyway, everything seems secure again thanks to everyone's efforts. Should really find a way to thank all the nice lone wolfs and local civilians that lend a hand requently to keep our zed population contained. Not to mention that zombie that destroyed the transmitter while Maxwell was singing, that was a blessing too.
• Rubix41 reporting in. Cotty has a break-in of zeds. Fleshrender is down and Sparkyzip is down to 40Hp (He's wearing flak). Some of us are infected. All Cotty based officers report in and destroy the hostiles! 10/4
• Declan here. Break-in at Cotty has been completely and totally repulsed. 15 dead zeds lying on the pavement, 5 still shambling just outside. One very fortunate zed had the pleasure of becoming very well acquainted with my boomstick...heh heh...dumb zed thought I said broomstick...heh...? Anyways, time to rest and blow more zeds away.
• Rubix41 reporting in. Cotty has returned to barricaded status. We may be bloodied but we stand triumphant! 10/4

June 12th, 2006

• Officer Charron enjoying a breakfast beer after an interesting morning. Thought I woke up from a lucid dream with the woman from it. Turns out it was just a zombie. Can't say I was impressed at the time. I checked the zed over (not, not that way), wasn't a rotter, but definately built for zedding. So I gave it a sedative with my pistol and sent it on it's way, along with the poor guy it had a midnight snack on. Anyway, 'cades are back up to scuff and everyone else is fairing out well, all-in-all a good morning. Oh, by the way, Declan? I think I got your pistol ammo shipment over here. Though, I took a few for shipping and handling. You know how it goes. Charron out.
• Rubix41 -sounds of shouting and gunfire- All officers, we have a blue on blue sighting outside Cotty. Targets are sparkyzip and fleshrender, zed profiles. They are considered dangerous and wearing flak jackets. Accompanying zed forms are felixzip of TeamZip and another zed. Status of these zeds are unknown. DO NOT lifestrike subjects (i.e. use a syringe on them) as they are wanted for crimes against survivors. -static- I repeat, blue on blue outside Cotty within zed stack. 10/4
• Declan reporting! 1 zed at Neyens Ave., down to 18 HP. Careful, he's flak jacketed and has one hell of a mean temper. In other news, I need to rest for a bit...at Heal...too tired to make it through the next block to get to Cotty PD. Painted the brains of one poor zed all over a wall with my .45 caliber paintbrush. I'd really appreciate it if someone could nail that zed at Neyens Ave. so he doesn't come looking for before I have the strength to get back. Oh, and what's with all these damn flak jackets? More plentiful than bullets! I swear if I ever catch up with the quartermaster he's gonna <inaudible> <static>.
• Gerald Terrant "AWESOME, i just found a radio. does DHPD have a Radio frequency?"
• Rubix41 -static- Set it to 26.60, Terrant. Over and out. -click-

June 11th, 2006

• Declan up and ready. Not much zed activity this fine mornin', only a couple stomping around CSP, but I'm sure they'll be out in force later. Gents, I do believe our new shipment just came in, but it seems there was a problem. Instead of sending us that ammo they promised us, they sent us a whole wardrobe's worth of flak jackets. Well, maybe we can chuck them at the bastards when they're closing in to show us some love...zombie style. Declan out.

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• Rubix41 I read you, Declan, over. Only a few zeds out there standing. Most seem to be be eating pavement for the time being. And what is with the flak jackets? I am sure all DHPD have got one but now I have three! I hope that sale warning I put out a couple of days ago hasn't meant our ammo has gone down! Oh yeah, for all you Yea officers...zed outside Club Illing - 17HP! Cotty people! Roger Hotel - 1top zed on the stack of three! Zed down to 20HP! Easy pickings! 10/4

June 10th, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in! Today is "Ammo day" here at Cotty PD. We have a free for all grab on boomers, clicks, six shooters and boomsticks! Keeping you stocked for your next overhaul! However, if you want to keep "Ammo Day" a 24/7 thing, why not join the PD and keep it running? We're still hiring and we are still good! 10/4
• Gerald Terrant "thanks to abulafia for the revive, but after a couple of intense zombie fights I am very injured and poisoned, I just arrived back at Cotty PD. Infected. i made it back alright but i died when updating my stats! a glitch maybe? oh well... off to Coffins again" "...Mrh? Mrh? Mrh? Brnhr..."

June 9th, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in. Man, did you see the zed cover around Edmunds?! Holy spaghetti, that's a lot! In Peddlesden Village too! Hey! Bunter! Swinnerton! Watch out for those bad boys! 10/4
• Declan here. On my trek back to CSP, saw 22 zeds drooling over by Zephyrinus General Hospital, and 3 more outside Cotty PD. They were quite the crowd--they made me feel popular! I also heard quite a bit of groaning coming from Club Meade. Is someone available to check it out and make sure the show girls and the Guinness are ok? Western edge of West Becktown is having troubles of its own, if those groans truly mean anything. Oh, and Dopey the Bear says: "Don't forget your flashlight when searching, or else you won't find anything! Remember, only you can prevent Zombie Infestation!" Declan out.

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• Thom Solo reporting from the mall on a supply run. I passed through the heart of the Hills on the way here, and it's good to see our people out in force. Cheers to the DHPD, and I'll be back soon!

• Rockphed Goodmorning, or evening, or whatever. The Necrotech building here in the Dunell Hills has one poor zombified cranium left in it. Please revive or kill it at your disgression. I didn't recognize em, but then I have been out of the loop for a while. Oh, and I should have a still up and running in just a couple days. Then I will probably lapse into a drunken coma. So have a nice day.

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• Rubix41 -static- Maxwell Hammer was terminated at Coffins Drive by DH's finest. -static- He is wearing flak and he is a pain in the butt. All scientists/NT people: ADD HIS CONTACT DETAILS AND DON'T REVIVE HIM BY ACCIDENT AT COFFINS -click- Big hi to all the DHPD out there! I am still looking for a PD medic! If you're interested, check the Cotty PD tab!

June 8th, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in! Get them while they are there peeps! 3 zeds outside Cotty - one down to 42HP by yours truly! Watch out though, he's got a flak jacket! Show him an axe if you got the time! Yes, it's so exciting around Cotty PD that we want people to join us and get in with the action! Not only do you get officers like me softening the zeds up for a kill but you get to know where the EASY KILLS ARE! You know it makes sense! Cotty PD wants you!

Plus, Maxwell Hammer...I see you! Outside St Catherine's! Hanging out with 3 zeds too! Shame...I thought you would have been hunting us solo! Intrepidman1, what are you doing? You're hiding in Peddlesden Village? Near the DHPD NT? WITH ONLY 6HP AND WITHOUT FLAK?! :O Shocking! 10/4

• Declan here! Bagged 2 over at Cotty PD--2 more to go, one's down to 8 HP courtesy of my .45! I'm kind of stuck, so get 'em before they decide they need a snack! Also, there's 1 Zed over by Jacomb arms and a couple of sorrowful souls over at St. Lukes. I'm happy to say that there is an entry point to Cotty St. Precinct at the PD, but get to it fast. Happy hunting, gents! Declan out.

• click Jackboot Pete back on air, I'm ba.......e Hills, cept everyone has changed the locks on all the doo... how the hell am I sposed to get a drink if you won't let me in? I'm strande.....t on the city limits in Newton Cinema.....way from all the open bars, where's the party at? And a big shout out to Gregor Ibram for rev....ng me as I lay dead in the street. Nice one comrade! Next rounds on me.... click

• Jeff Oneil... Great another new fangled radio thingy that I cant work...hell...HELLO...HEY DHPD and all of MALTON... We are still looking for a few good people to join our cause... If thats you drop us a line here, we will get you all set up....how was that? yes Im sure its off...green for on red for off...are you sure thats green?...Oh...

• click This is Jackboot Pete reportin........equesting medical assistance, I been bit by a zombie with a bad case of rabies or s........ I'm back in Newton Cinema, tried ....ake it to the cough the nearest friendly police station but I got bitten cough everywhere is on lockdown, not gonna make it to the nearest hospitcough hospital in the state I'm in. Repeat, I'm hurt bad and I need a medic! Jackboot out click

June 7th, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in at Cotty here! We have an APB on pirate guy for the killing of Officers here at Cotty. Also, we would like to point out there is a difference between Sanpedro and this guy. pedrosanpedro Can someone investigate over?

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• Declan with some barricade info. Cotty PD is up to heavy, and, should you leave a building, good luck finding a way back in if you're north of the PD--you might have to go all the way to Peddlesden Village to find a building to enter that will allow you to free run back into CSP. No signs of pirateguy in Cotty PD or to the buildings north of it, including the hospitals. Declan out.

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• Bravo2 here. Check out the Science Dept. for the latest NecroNet scan from the Hills. Local population is going down. Must be due to the May Headshot contest and Operation Homecoming. There's DHPD all over the place now. Cotty Chief, I can vouch for your Pedro's, they're relatives and usually work in seperate 'burbs, so one of them should be moving on. DHPD-SDC FmrPFCBob 18:04, 7 June 2006 (BST)

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• Conndraka got caught outside so I'll be needing a needle sometime in the near future I'm sure...(Sound of Slurping Zeds in background) I got Cotty re-genneyed but it needs some fuel.. and we need some medics there too I'm not sure I saw anyone with full health while I was there... Oh Say hi to Maxi at the revive point.. All personel should be familiar with his profile if you are not already.. its under Maxwell Hammer on the DHPD Rouges Gallery uplink. PV needs a bunch of transmitters repaired (or so I'm told) seems some dips#!t has an attitude figure out who this evil-Bob person is and waste him... Good Job to Jeff, BAM, Bob and the Squad leaders for making Dunell and PV a somewhat safe place again... continue the good work and remember "A Gun is a terrible thing to waste..." Stay Safe, Stay Alive. Conndraka out.

• Gerald Terrant "this is Gerald Terrant. its been a very long time [because of school]. things sure have gone to hell. back in my day i had to search high and low to find a Zombie. now there are hordes everywere and a couple in almost every square. Is Coffins drive still a revive point? if so i need revivification. and Can someone please give me a Sit-rep (situation Report) on recent DHPD activities? i repeat! i request a report on recent activities regarding the situations at Cotty, Yea drive, and Groavbelt. as well as Coffins Drive. over...

June 6th, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in at Cotty here! We have our transmitter back now AND Carfan7 managed to cap a PK'er too! Scratch one for the DHPD on PK'er Day! In fact, I haven't seen many yet...is it to do with the fact that we know who they are and their profiles? Or is it to do with the fact that we're all armed and dangerous since the zed invaision? I think the lowliest Science Officer in DHPD can wield a weapon or two! Either way, Cotty Officers, please be on the look out for the WANTED - I want them DEAD on SIGHT with a warrant tagged on their behind. 10/4
• Declan with a bit of disheartening news for Cotty Precinct--if you don't have free running, don't leave where ever your camping out, you'll get stuck outside. Caught one zed with its pants down at Catherine General. Hopefully it learned its lesson this time: don't harrass the nurses. Declan out.

June 5th, 2006

• Declan reporting in. Responded to call that donuts and beer had been found. Upon arrival on scene, found that there weren't any donuts or beer left for me. Not a happy camper. Inspected barricade integrity and did a bit of reinforcing with a few chairs, a door, and a buffalo head. Resupply zone intact. Declan out.
• Declan back. Found donuts and beer at Broadbelt! Plenty to go 'round--I swear I won't drink it all, since only half of it is Guinness. There will also be music and dancing afterwards at Club Meade--for those of us who are still able to stand, that is!

June 4th, 2006

• Declan here. Back on my feet again. Found six zeds shambling in front of Cotty Police Department, and one just kinda swayin' in the wind over by Raynols during a brief scoot around CSP. Hope somebody can bag 'em and tag 'em. 'Cades still holding 'em back. Declan out.

• 'Rubix41here. -static- Testing, testing...'Cotty PD calling here! Club Swain has many things going for it. Such as the new musical "SERVE a WARRANT" on THE WANTED. I've got not enough clicks or boomers to take on the job myself. Suspect is going to be flak - jacketed, body built, and possibly armed. Please follow all Warrant Proceedings 10/4 -click-

June 2nd, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in. Secure channel operatives for the radio are needed for operation, huh? And what's with the zed movement from the North? I mean - static- like zeds are moving from Hospital General towards Cotty area. Also, zed in Yea too but not sure if it's one of ours! -click- I got a transmitter but the zed's carrying flak - static - anyone deal over? -click -

• AlphaNine, I took out that Zed, Rubix and lowered another to 25hp. Im also making broadcasts on the transmitter in Yea! Yea seems to be holding well, but there are twenty zeds over at Broadbelt.

June 1st, 2006

• Declan on the line! Alot of Zed activity today in the southeast region of Dunnell Hills. 13 outside Broadbelt PD, 18 at Zephyrinus GH, 9 at Dury, and 1 outside Club Meade. Took one down at Hartry Crescent before having to pull back.

• AlphaNine here! Of course you've all heard by now that the military stopped jamming hand held radios, why would those -static-ers do it in the first place? Anyways this new development is worth looking into, we may be able to further co-ordinate through use of these handhelds. Personally I like our big boxes. -static- Im trying to figure out how these things can be put to use, so if you pick one up or get some better info on them please message me at internal communications. I usually broadcast on Alpha squads thread. Nine out.

• AlphaNine here! -static- I got all the info I needed on radioss and more! Thankss guyss, so heres the low down. Someone sets up a radio transmitter (permanently) in a building with a fueled genny, then they can send out a message that will be picked up by pople with handheld radios tuned to the appropriate frequency, this is a one way converstion. This feature seems to be aimed at helping the less co-ordinated survivor groups which is fine by me. By tuning your radio you can pick up different channels to hear different chatter. -static- The most important ones for us are the 26.60MHz radio frequency made just for DHPD. Theres also a 26.03 frequency made to broadcast over Dunell Hills, West Becktown, Molebank, and Owsleybank. Perfect for our needs concerning the DMZ (Dunell Military Zone). It costs one AP to turn your radio on and one AP to tune your radio to the right frequency but messages are recieved automatically so you hear them as if someone was talking beside you, no wasting AP on checking silly Phone messages for us. -static- The disadvanteges are that anyone can tune thier radio to our frequencies, and hear what we say, so don't think Internal Communitactions is obsolete. It is also quiet obvious that you can possess more than one radio at a given time so you can listen to multiple frequencies. -deep breath- Finally you can find transmitters and hand helds in police stations, fire departments and mall tech stores... And after a day of learning, which hurts my brain, Im helping myself to some of Lucianbrowns donuts. Mmmm-mmmm good. *munch munch* Nine out.

May 31th, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in! 3 zeds outside Jacomb's - one down to 35HP! Cotty PD rules and that's why we want *MORE* people to join us! Softening the zeds up for a kill? Know where EASY KILLS ARE!? A beer cache belonging to Foxtrot? AND had left behind? You know it makes sense! Cotty PD wants you!

May 30th, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in! Get them while they are there peeps! 9 zeds outside Jacomb's - one down to 16HP by yours truly! Building is down to VSB! Yes, it's so exciting around Cotty PD that we want people to join us and get in with the action! Not only do you get officers like me softening the zeds up for a kill but you get to know where EASY KILLS ARE! You know it makes sense! Cotty PD wants you!

• Officer Charron here! Maxwell Hammer located inside the Duri Building with ten other zeds! I reinforced the barracades on both Duri and Fortune buildings, which still contain zombies. If you want the chance to headshot Maxwell yourself, get some spare AP and ammo and head over to Duri! Over and out.

• Conndraka I saw a Helecopter take several shots at Maxwell... looked pretty shot up but not quite down...

Yep, he's such a genius. Now I know where his spider hole is. If you're going to take a shot at me you better finish me so I don't track you back to your cowardly little cubbyhole. --Maxwell Hammer 04:26, 31 May 2006 (BST)

May 28th, 2006

• Rubix41 -sound of patrol car moving with COPS in the background- You know being a cop here is pretty hard work. I mean, it's not postal or mail, everyday is a new day and...aww, crap! -radio dropped as car door opens- Oi! DHPD! No necrophilia allowed! Oh, it's just you dirty zeds again! -menancing shotgun click- Next time, keep it indoors! -gunshot followed by door slam and the car moving off- That's the third time this week. You just don't get the respect like you used to no more. Usually, all zeds know not to fool around when the siren is on but some are taking it too far and are getting freaky when officers arrive on the scene. -sighs- I think it's twisted...I mean, I am sort of a voyeur but zed on zed action? Yuck. Still at least Coffins Drive is down to one zed today, keep up the good work DHPD!

-click-

May 26th, 2006

• -wailing siren...fades out- HELLLOO MALTON !! The Dunell Hills Police Department wants YOU. We're still running our May Madness Recruiting Drive. Due to recent promotions and attrition we are looking for new recruits to fill out many posts. We have openings in our Precincts for patrol officers, in the SWAT teams, and the Science and Medical Departments. Positions are open to all volunteers and come with benefits. Look here for details on how to join and what jobs are open http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/DHPD_HR_and_Recruitment_Office .
  

When you join mention where you saw us and get your first Service Ribbon! Come join the group everyone in Malton has an opinion about! DHPD-SDC FmrPFCBob 16:35, 26 May 2006 (BST)

May 24th, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in. All revivers are to take special care when moving out to Coffins. Please keep your contact lists armed with profiles of the most wanted and DO NOT REVIVE THEM. Remember, PK day is 6/6/06. 10/4

May 23rd, 2006

• click Jackboot Pete calling, I'm alive a........e been a-shambling since when the radio tower got hit, not ...py. especially as got beat up by prominent members of the illustrious DHPD while I was in a fragile state. I'm back in Dunnell Hill's, holed up in Lucious Hospital with some guy called Bob. He don't look like a dri........d all......an find in the news kiosk is Dr Pepper. Oh yeah, request backup to deal with some sham.........eating down the gates. Unless you guys got anywhere better to go. Like with a mini bar......click

• Rubix41 reporting in! Nice to see that you're alive, Jackboot Pete! Don't be too bad that the officers got ya when you're zed - that's why I am asking for all DHPD officers to leave DH to revive because you're going to get shot! Either way, we got some officers not too far from Lucius but they are holding up to keep the revives rolling! I am sure they would come! 10/4

• click It's good to be breathi.............. moved out the hospital into a safer location, I told the other guy ...........ubt he listened though. I got word from an old friend camped out near Darvell Hights, there's a new group of revivors call........mselves TechCom, apparently they are doing some good work out there, so he tells me. He wanted to pass on that there a couple of reliable revive points near the North Library, so head on down there, they'll ................ you out again wih a minimal of fuss! if you should run into Buster Piondexter out there, tell him he still owes me a bottle of whiskey. Jackbooot Pete ou.....click

• Dr Allison here, I'm a civilian calling for assistance. I'm trapped in Godsland Street School with a fellow named Grizz, who just saved my ass from a zombie break-in. Our barricades are collapsing and we are unable to repair them ourselves or to relocate. Anyone receiving this broadcast please help us to construct our building defenses so that we can make it through till morning.

May 20th, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in. Operation Homecomming is sponsored by Club Meade - Malton's Number One Nightclub! For those DHPD officers joining us late of today, we got a party going on in Dunnell Hills and your presence is required! Please bring your boomers and clicks and your riot stick to Dunnell Hills and exert some of our renowned "police brutality" on our unsuspecting zombie guests! They welcome it because most of them can't say "police brutality" let alone understand it. However, we don't mind in educating them about the finer things in life. Log in on the Communications channel and get with the action! And, Phil, I got *TWO* more! 10/4

• Officer Charron here... Uhh, I found 3 zeds vandilizing the murals at Savidge Grove School up at the edge of 'the village'. I've got them locked in, but don't have the energy to hack one down without risk of being chased. Requesting protocal, over.

• Jeff Oneil Hello.....(sounds of things moving around)...TESTING...How do you know if its working?.. I am holding the button...oh...Hello DHPD.. HOMECOMMING is starting off very nice.. thanks to BAM, BOB,Rubix and all the others for the party favors and the invites. This is going to be a heck of a good time...want to take a second to say hello to a great bunch of folks -WebOfSurvivors-to them and all of the rest of our allies thank you so very much for all of your help, in case we havent said it.....Almost forgot.. If we havent heard from you in a while please say hello,... it makes me smile...

May 19th, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in. Presently in location unknown. Please be on the lookout for Hooks and Maxwell Hammer for they are operating in the DH and DMZ area around DH. They are considered armed and dangerous and please report all sightings in the usual location. Oh, Phil and I are leading in the DHPD Headshot Contest...just to let you officers know, of course. ^_^ 10/4

• Conndraka Rubix..keep the broadcasts comming...hearing you and others are still in the field remind me of what we all have to do to take back our homes... Maxie is mobile dead, and Hooks was pushing up daisies in Owsleybank, so watch your revive points folks... Conndraka out.

• Darth Sensitive checking in. There has been a break-in at crackle Library. Repeat, static in Lolley! There are a bunch of guys in there. I started putting cades up. I buzz one zed, but I had to boogie. I think that the fuzz were starting to come down as I left. Someone help them.

• -static- DHPD-SDC FmrPFCBob 01:00, 20 May 2006 (BST) Broadcasting on all frequencies, /away from mike/ whaddya mean there's only one? Oh well. Jeff Oneil has been promoted to First Comissioner of the Dunell Hills Police Department. Congrats! Now on to business, -crackle- first order is for ALL DHPD Officers to report back to Dunell Hills. Operation Homecoming is underway, if you're halfway across Malton or farther come home! We need to recover our suburb NOW. Announce your return on the secure net at http://conndraka.proboards57.com/index.cgi . More info to come, stay tuned and spread the word.

-snap-crackle-pop-

• Marcus Payne Hearing you guys loud and clear, been a while since Alpha's been making any transmissions. We're over in West Becktown managing relations with some of the locals here, and they've been very hospitable with their crates of beer. Good to know not all other survivors see us as a detached supergroup. Waiting for further instructions, though.

• Sihoiba Groan *shuffle* Maxweeel outside Lolleeey. Groan Maxweeel tasteee.

May 18th, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in. Anyone who survived the massacre at the Cotty area last night, please make your way to a designated revive point RATHER than wait for a Science Dept. to come to you. Two reasons, firstly, the high zed concentration makes a reviver more likely to end up as a revivee and, secondly, the DHPD headshot contest is still on! 10/4

May 17th, 2006

• Officer Otep reporting in from Owsleybank. I just spotted that swine Hooks at Woodbourne Building. When I say spotted, I mean he shot me. Anyone in the 'bank should keep their eyes peeled. Otep out.

May 15th, 2006

• John25 I think we have a little problem in East Becktown. I've just been killed, and that's natural, but

1. it wasn't a zombie and
2. This is the guy's profile. http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=343547

Can anyone track down this wierdo?

-static-

• Rubix41 East Beckton, eh? :( That's pretty far for an Anti-DHPD person. Report it in the Internal Investigations Dept. and report where they were last seen.

We are still hiring! So, join the DHPD today!

-click-

• DHPD-SDC FmrPFCBob 00:59, 16 May 2006 (BST) We ran into that mass before during the attack by the Shining Ones, he wasn't breathing then but he was still a pain.

May 14th, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in. This radio report goes to all people in Dunnell Hills. Although all DHPD officers are aware of the problem, this is a report for survivors hanging out in buildings with the DOA. Intel Sheet Brought to attention by one of our new recruits, the Dark Order of Armageddon are active in the Dunnell Hills area. Please note, these individuals aren't to be treated lightly - their intel sheet suggests that, even when alive, they don't care if you've been recently revived, a DHPD officer or whoever, if you're human, they are a target. If you see these Dark Order of Armageddon members, they will likely to be armed and dangerous, I repeat, armed and dangerous and should be approached with extreme caution. If possible, report their location in our legal area with their profile AND their location!

Have a nice day, Dunnell Hills!

- static -

• Rubix41 reporting in. Officers in the Cotty area, we have a major zed outbreak in the area. All officers/affiliates/allies in the area, report in to the internal switchboard for numbers in the EITS comms unit. All civillians, please take care in the Cotty Police Dept. area - it's not safe to sleep in the area. If you wish to leave, please leave in an orderly but brisk fashion and a few potshots at zeds will not go amiss. 10/4

- click -

• John25 *Click*...hmmmm...what do I press to talk? oh wait that little light thingy is on...I'd love to help kill off some zombies, but I'm out of AP. Can someone else get this one?

• Click*

May 10th, 2006

• click...oh God no, not a.......all gone, there all dead..........aybe ten of them, they've rans..............everybodys dead! Request backup! Ostrehan Towers! They got Gregor.............e been bit pretty ...............click

- static, whine, click -

• Rubix41 Dang it. >< Don't have enough AP to move out! Any officers available to deal?

• Tarrok* " its tarrok! Just got back. If ya need a poke, ive got three left. I cant deal with the towers though. Im sorry yall. Tarrok, out."

---static---

• Whatshisname Urgh... I'm bleeding all over the damn floors of the Ostrehan Towers. We need backup. The *crackle* zombie bastards got Gandalfe and Samaritan Woman. Their corpses are lying here *static* now. I'm too banged up to move, and the barricades are barely standing. I got a few bullets left. I need backup. *sound of wood splintering and doors bursting open* Ah shit! *crackle* inside. *BLAM! BLAM!* *sound of tearing flesh* AAAAARGH! *BLAM!* *more sounds of tearing flesh and zombie groans* AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH----------- *fades into static*

May 9th 2006

- static, whine, click -

• Rubix41 reporting in. Check out the zombie cover over Yea! - sound of shotgun in the distance - A few of them moving up North taking out EHB's along the way. Seems like they are making a move somewhere...all officers and DHPD allies in the area be extra careful - they may be hitting other areas since Broadbelt - Dury - Zephy has now calmed down but it doesn't mean there aren't loads there! 10/4

- click -

• click Jackboot Pete requesting backup to the radio tower, many zombies have the place overrun, they've destroyed the generator and they've spilt my rum and coke! Drink down! Drink down! I've killed as many as I could manage, but I'm knackered now.....click

May 8th, 2006

-click-

• Officer Otep reporting. McNamara Drive revive point in Owsleybank is now empty. If anyone is standing at a particularly congested revive point then a short walk here may save you some time in the long run. Good luck out there. Over and out.

-click-

Ltpotter- Im at Caiger Mall right now, I'm going to get some ammo and move out, Do we have any spacific Taregets? I heard that Giddings Mall needs help...

• AlphaNine Reporting. I was recently killed by a screaming man with an axe. From what he said before I took one to the face (my only weakness) I discerned that he comes from The Dark Order of Armageddon. -static- A zombie horde which uses humans quite frequently as Zombie spies. -static- Apparently this group has come to DH/WB and from what he said they will purge DHPDs souls into blissful damnation. -static- Freaks. Thought you all should know. Nine Out.

• click Jackboot Pete here, what the hell is it with these fanatics? I tell you, we might as well burn the whole goddamn city to the ground and start again with monkeys, Damn nutjobs. How the hell can a zombie tell the difference between the DHPD, The Abandond or the 501st Division? On a lighter note, the radio tower is running fine, got a few more souls in here for company, a big shoutout to Gregor Ibram, Beever, SpiceWeasel, Thom Solo and the others, help yourselves to the drinks cabinet. Could do with someone doing a donut run though. I can't keep passing off these suger coated sponges as tasty snacks!click

May 7th, 2006

- static, whine, click -

• Rubix41 reporting in from Caiger Mall. Hearing from the secure comms, it seems like we got our work cut out at Dunnell Hills and...well, let's leave it like that. Lt Potter, I have a message from Mission Cookbook - an ally of sorts - he says that if you move towards Owlsleybank, it will help a lot. I think he's fatigued with these new-fangled syringe procedure...yeesh. Also, for Snooper and Company, yes - take a break, I doubt we are going to find those zed sympathisers this week. Anyhow, we are still recruiting! Malton Citizens, we need YOU! 10/4

-click-

• Officer Otep reporting from the 'bank. Lt Potter, I second that from advice from Rubix41 and Mission Cookbook. We recently had a breach and lost some revivers, but McNamara drive is still being hit regularly. Make your way there and we'll have you up and around in no time. Also, if anyo..........

-static-

May 6th, 2006

• click click crackle-Jackboot Pete here, I've been down by Ostrehan Towers, the place has been trashed! I dropped a zombie outside, there's two in there and they've made a real mess of the place. Ain't there anybody stationed down here? Unless they the ones trapped inside.....crackle click

• --- --- -- this is Ltpotter. I have been looking to be revived for over a month now! Looks like while I was out all hell broke Loose, If someone could Tell me the stroy of whats going on here please go to my talk page and post. At the moment I'm alone and confused in the Hills. I also heard A rumor that all of the DHPD is bugging out! is that true? over and out --- -- --

-static-

• Rubix41 reporting in. Lt Potter, NO, we're not bugging out but we are on limited resources. There are zed spies operating in the area, compromising our locations and, when we find them, there will be a reckoning. However, looking for a revive? Note your location on the secure network OR drop me a line - either way, someone will come. 10/4

• -Jackboot Pete here, I've secured the phone mast. Plus I've un.....red the liquer cabinet! Come on down and ha...............atory drink with me! Could do with some fuel........ny........re. Jackb......-

--Reptileus Of the 501st Armed Division reporting! I heard that you gys want Some Vengance at the shinning ones, Well look no ferther then Giddins Mall. THey are on thier pritty way there. I'm camped out here waiting for the responce to my one on one fight with Xyu, hope you all drop by and help us Kick ass.....

Ltpotter- First of Reptileus---SHUT UP! your both a moron and a loon, you and the rest of the 501st are nothing but losseres becuse you guys abandond Caiger Mall, Way back in Febuary. I'm Glad I left you Guys and Joined the DHPD. And second, I do need a revive, I moved my self to an empty area at Ker Way, West Becktown, Please come by and help.

• Prosperina- Lt Potter if you need a revive check out the DEM's revive request page. We should get to you in a day or two at most. http://ud-malton.info/revive_requests.cgi

May 5th, 2006

• crackle ya'll out there? Jackboot Pete here, I'm outside Yea Drive PD, there's a lot of stenches here, I need to find a way in! I'm jus.....py to be here with a pulse.......ook forward to joining your fine organisation. Pour me a cold one, I'm coming in......crackle

• Scratch that, I'm in Broadbelt, and I found the doughnuts. I'm hitting the sack for a bit, Jackboot Pete out

• DHPD-SDC FmrPFCBob 00:03, 5 May 2006 (BST) Glad you made it Pete! Things are definitely risky in the area so get yourself hooked up to our secure communications net here. And don't forget to add yourself to the Internal Affairs roster so we can keep an eye on you, in a good way.

• -(static)- This is AlphaNine! *screaming* The Fortune building is overun godammit! We had Sixty survivors, down to about twenty three! *gunshots* Most of those were dedicated men an women, some of them were DHPD... We cannot hold with curreent forces, thier piling in like freak wave. -(static)- thought you should know! *yelling* Nine out!-

• crackleThis is Jackboot Pete, Yea Drive is overrun, Broadbel....s gone! Luckily I was hidin.........abinet, got out with most the whiskey. Hic. If anyone is in the area, he......ake back Yea Drive, it'll be a peice of piss! Jackboot Pete ou.....crackle

• Prosperina- This is Prosperina speaking, situations in Fortune and Broadbelt currently contained. Folks, I'd suggest if you can help it not to sleep in groups larger than 20, overcrowding just makes us look like a 10 course meal to the undead. It may take a bit more energy for the commute, but its more likely you'll wake up alive.

• Whatshisname Well I'm back. But I have no clue what's going on. I see that Cotty has been retaken... But what's the status on the hordes within the Hills area? Whatshisname out.

-static-

• Rubix41 No problem Chief! Have a look at the EITS channel in Zed Recon on the secure channel and you can see that, well, the zeds are acting like crazy dogs by chasing any old leads on where we are. The only bad thing is that they are getting quite rambunctious and we want things to get back to normal. Also, Chief, check the secure channel under Cotty Precinct. 10/4

May 4th, 2006

• HELLO MALTON.....May Madness is going strong....and the SWAT teams are looking for your help.....are you good with a gun? does the sight of a zeds head with a hole in it make you smile? then step up and join the squads, plus the DHPD has the best donuts in town....Jeff Oneil 05:14, 4 May 2006 (BST)

• AlphaNine reporting in. Thirty-five zeds are outside the Dury building, 14 surrounding Zephyrinus. -(static)- Thought you should know. Looks pretty bad from here. Nine out-

May 3rd, 2006

• '...ink it's in range, urm, hello? Anyone out............is is the Dunell Hills PD, right? I hear about your May Madness recruitment drive, and about the last working still in Malt.............ame is Jackboot Pete, I'm somewhere in Chudleyton, I've gone through hell........igh water to get here! I got bit in Eastonwood, but it's okay, one way or another I'll be heading your way! I'll fight your zo..................ive me a drink!'

• We hear you Pete...Welcome aboard. -static- You're the first to respond, we look forward to seeing you. Drinks and donuts will be waiting for you. -feedback- ooh, sorry 'bout that. When you get hooked up with our secure communications we'll direct you to some safe areas. Stay alive, stay safe, and come on home. DHPD-SDC FmrPFCBob 14:19, 3 May 2006 (BST)

May 1st, 2006

• Rubix41 reporting in. A helicoptor, once thought to be destroyed by unknown forces, has been spotted swooping over areas of Dunnell Hills. Please check the internal communications for information on this sighting. For those wanting to join DHPD, we are still hiring! Joining us means lots of zeds to fight, and I mean a lot, and dealing with groups who want to wipe us out but can't! We are a closeknit group willing to look after your needs! Also, once signing up to our dedicated internal communications switchboard, you get up-to-date intel and other features that other groups wish they had.

Join now and get a free DHPD donut and coffee and a balloon for your kids!

-click-

-wailing siren...fades out- HELLLOO MALTON !! The Dunell Hills Police Department needs YOU. We're starting a May Madness Recruiting Drive. Due to recent promotions, expansion, and attrition we are looking for new recruits to fill out many positions available. We have openings in our Precincts for patrol officers, in the SWAT teams, and the Science and Medical Departments. Positions are open to all volunteers and come with benefits. Look here for details on how to join and what jobs are open http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/DHPD_HR_and_Recruitment_Office .
When you join mention where you saw us and get your first Service Ribbon! DHPD-SDC FmrPFCBob 14:11, 1 May 2006 (BST)

OOC Message from Darth Sensitive. I have just added two userboxes to the wiki for the use of the DHPD and her allies. If you're a DHPD member, put the userbox on your page with {{DHPDmember}}. If you're allied with the DHPD, use {{DHPDally}}

Member:

	DHPD
	This user is a DHPD officer.

Ally:

	DHPD Deputy
	This user has been deputized by the Dunell Hills Police Department.

Darth Sensitive 03:44, 2 May 2006 (BST)

April 30th, 2006

• Jered Cain reporting in Caiger. The landscape looks strange here... pleasant even, with the lack of zeds swarming the place. It's a bit unsettling. I'm here for supplies, then headed back to Dunell to help take back the Hills once again.

-static followed by someone saying "bump, bump, bump, bump your head..." -

• Rubix41 reporting in. Hey Jared, could you bring me back a CD or something from the Mall? There isn't anything here in this jukebox but the usual tunes. I wonder if it's true what they say about zeds being able to turn places over and stuff. I mean, I haven't seen it yet but you never know if the rumours you hear on the street are true or not. We really have to keep an eye out for generators though...I can't see a damn thing anymore.

-sound of a box being opened followed by "a crate full of coffee...mmmmm!" -

-click-

• I'll see if I can find a copy of my morale music somewhere here. Damn, Daisuke Ishiwatari's a genius. Anyway, I'll get some of that and some music to get the old blood pumping. JC, out.

-static-

April 29th, 2006

• PsychoPhil reporting in. This is a general alert for all of central Dunell Hills! Broadbelt and Ostrehan Towers have been breached by zeds and have survivors inside. Several other buildings in the area also have zeds but no known survivors at this time. Wake up people and lets start cleaning house!

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• Chi Vai Hunters reporting to -static- Vai Master...-static- ev scouted the area for a suitable excava -static- ite. The info was right there's still a lot -static-eds around. we picked up a weak annonymous radio signal around the -static-. I think they can hear us. -static- are at a safe house around east of the hills. -static- may be a suitable location. *gun shot* *gun shot* whats that??!!-static-

static - sound of person running

• Rubix41 reporting in. All officers having a party at Ostrehan - THE PARTY'S OVER! 4 zeds disappeared through the front doors into the building. Move it or lose it! -click-

• DHPD... DHPD... this is nytwolf of the Chi Vai Hunters. We are now stationed in your area, specifically Club Meade. We are here in search of Chi Vais that has strong scent in the area. Requesting permission to make a perimeter by spray painting around the area. In line with our search, we would be providing a revivication effort and some FAK-ings. Please respond through our email stated in our wiki, or radio back. Or message me in Club Meade. Vai Hah!

April 28th, 2006

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• Rockphed somewhat hard to hear, as if away from microphone No, no, no! The clean tankards are on the right, put the used ones on the left! Gaaaah, there is a wall behind it, how can you get so confused! clearer This is Broadbelt chief Rockphed reporting in. All buildings have been baracaded with cheesecake. Just watch the zombies eat it. Ahhhh, such a beautiful sight. Also, I have my little hidey hole all set up, and no one will ever find me. I just need to figure out how to get the still and enough food to last a few years into it. Wait, beer is food, so I can just drink breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Okay, I can fit it now.

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• Prosperina Actually, Dr Antman. I don't think these guys are the Shining ones anymore. We seem to just be dealing with the leftovers and scavengers. Whatisname, you all right, man? Give us a signal to let us know if you're alive?

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• Rubix41 Got a lock on Whathisname in Dunnell Hills. I can see the party from the rooftop, psychophil, you sure that beer is regulated? *coughs* Just needing the AP to get him - his location is on the secure communications. Just collecting some crossboxes and vitals for the Cotty PD. Hang in there, posse, we got supplies coming in! 10/4

-click-

April 27th, 2006

PsychoPhil reporting *hic* in. Just a quick announcement... Foxtrot's having a party top floor of the Phone Mast in the Hills. All are invited... well, not those stinky bastards... but they're welcome to stand outside so we can *hic* drop large heavy objects on them... NO! Not the keg! We're welcoming Sgt McReedy to Foxtrot. He'll be watching over the mast in the Village. We're also celebrating Gregor Ibram's promotion to Sergent. Yeah, yeah, I know... Sgt McReedy is a Corporal and Gregor's a Sergent... have a *hic* beer and shut up. Gregor! GREGOR! Stop ordering McReedy to get you a beer... make him get me one too...

Dr antman Must drag self to toilet with my arms i am so tired . . . wait i will shoot them instead with my ANTI-SHINING FIREWORK LAUNCHER . . . . . EAT SHINING DEATH YOU SHINERS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . . . . . wait why did i call it anti shining if it makes light therefore shining . . . . ah well

Whatshisname Alright. So where the hell did the massive zed forces go? A while ago there were huge groups prowling around! I'm here in the fa--- *a crash and growls heard in the background" What the hell? How'd they get in!?! *BLAM BLAM!* Shit! *light sound of tearing flesh* Ah! You bastard! *BLAM BLAM!* AAAHH! *zombie growls take over the vioce* AAAAAAAH!*

---static---

April 26th, 2006

PsychoPhil reporting in. ShadowScope, you don't care whether we win or lose yet you want to handle our PR? AND you want us to help you? Well, I can't speak for the leadership of the DHPD but you sure don't sound like much of a PR firm. Besides, I'm pretty sure the Channel 4 News Team has us covered.

-click-

That is Tamashii of Broadbelt. Things are NOT good here. When I woke up, the cades were almost down in both the station and Zephs hospital. What's more, Dury has been overrun. People, we need to take a run on Dury NOW!

-Static-

Tamashii again. Update. Zephs has been infiltrated. Broadbelt crew, move your hides! I'm out of ammo here!

April 25th, 2006

-static

• Hello, my name is ShadowScope, President of of the Republic of Scarletwood. This is a netural and indepedent nation, who does not ally with either side of the Zombie-Human War. I have heard of your group via the grapewine, and heard of your struggles against the Shining Ones. While we do not care much about if you win or lose, we would like to draw attention to our brand new Scarletwood Public Relations Inc, also known as SPR Inc. What they do is basically increase your public relations, providing properganda to help support your cause. Rumors spread by the zombies suggest that you are losing, and while that may be false (I am not there in the area), it is precepition that counts. If everyone thinks you lose, then it is as if you lost. Plus, getting new members is always a good idea for your group in your crusade against the Zombies.

In return for helping you, we do ask for something in return. Whatever you can offer...shotgun shells, buildings, investment dollars into the new republic, etc. A note however: We are netrual. Just because we are offering you this does not mean we support your policies or hate them. That statement is standard boilerplate that we tell everyone...the reason is that if we get involved in the Zombie-Human War, our republic would be a warzone. Our goal is the basic rebuilding of the economy of Scarletwood. That why we restarted a vodka plant, and started up this Public Relations Firm...to help return to pre-Outbreak times.

If you are interested in taking up our offer, please contact me at this radio channel. I'll also tune in here for your reaction.

We also produce and sell vodka, so if anyone here like to rest after a long time, we can arrange for a trade, if you name a good price.--ShadowScope 01:40, 26 April 2006 (BST)

-static then sound of mournful violin playing in the background-

Rubix41 Officer reporting in. Just gathering some crossboxes before heading back to my post. The hospital here seems a little quiet now that the zeds have gone. I can see a few people milling in the dark, looking over for stuff like me. I can still smell the breath from the dead ones outside and the creepy catwalling of shots in the distance. The echoing footsteps on once chequered floors and whispers of doors creaking open make me wonder if the next person coming in is a friend or foe. - music suddenly cuts off with a sudden shotgun blast- Damn, those CD's are depressing. Moving out to hold location after resting. Over. 10/4

April 24th, 2006

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• Tamashii here, I...-static-...hello? Hello? Bloody hell. Having some tr..o...-static-, not that my coffee was entirely full. In any case, we've cleared out Broadbelt Grove itself. Lack of energy and supplies (2 kill count again! Woo!) means I can't go check out Dury or Zephs...how is the rest of the hills? Seems to be pretty quiet today. Don't like it. I need to laugh at all of your misfortunes while I try to sleep. Toodles!

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• DHPD-SDC FmrPFCBob 18:47, 24 April 2006 (BST) from Dury. Where'd everybody go? We had nearly fifty people here before the weekend, was there a party somewhere, and why wasn't I invited dammit? Oh well, I have one beer all to myself. If you can come by we need all services except power, barricading, killing, healing, the works. We can hold the building we just need a few more warm bodies in here. ...groans and smashing sounds... Gotta go!

Daisuke Ishiwatari's "Bloodstained Lineage"

• Jered Cain here. They've finally dropped the morale music I requested here at Broadbelt. The days have been seriously blending into each other here, I haven't been able to sleep more than a few winks at a time. Still, the Zeds will not be amused. JC, out.

• unknown* *sound of a toilet flushing, than a voice suspicously like TArroks, "hehe hehe." *sound of a click* "sorry guys, needed to make a joke. Anyone remember Bevis and Butthead? ANywho, Im in the wire, been that way for about.. I dont know how long any more. Just keep cading and reviving, watching the Dury go up all the time. lets keep rocking and rolling boys and girls! AHHH HHAAWWW! YEHAW! TArrok, OUT!"

April 23rd, 2006

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• Rockphed ffffst There, my latest graphiti masterpeice is done. Now to go back inside. Let's see, St Lorenzos should be accesible. And here it is, but some fool piled all the pews in the doors, so now I can't get in. Oh well, if anyone sees me, please stick me with a needle.

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• Darth Sensitive checking in. I'm on my typical patrol. I helped out a shambling DHPDer at St. Lorenzo's, then accidentally wasted a syringe on a rotted one. I am not happy, I scanned them until it said there were no more, but he got through. I then killed him again and dumped 5 bodies. Anyone that can needs to rebarricade. sounds of movement I'm going to pop into Dury for some more instant coffee, then I'll be heading north again. low moaning HOLY crackle. I count seven zeds in here - the barricades are down, repeat, the barricades are DOWN. I don't have the energy to fix them, but I may be able to hurt those shamblers. sound of three flares Well, I just set that zed ablaze with two rounds of Willy Pete, the other one went out the window. GOOD GOD! He's still moving. The flaming zed is after me! shotgun blast, cry of pain, followed by another shotgun blast - sounds of movement start again That SOB bit me. Singed my nice jacket too. That wound looks nasty - anyone that can help, I'm heading to Broadbelt. I got him again, but he's still standing. I pained grunt wouldn't reccomend firing flares in buildings... not a great idea. gasps DS out!

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• Tamashii here once again, LIVE from the Dury building. 2 Zeds in here, one of which just took a pretty hefty blast of my shotgun. Don't have the energy to hunt down the other one, but they're both somewhere in here. People, I started putting up a wee barricade, but it NEEDS MORE. And remember to dump the bodies when we're done with these two! Tamashii, out.

Sounds of gunfire and a humming of "Flight of the Valkyries"

• Jered Cain reporting in at Zeph. I've taken down two of these zeds today, one over in Dury and one in the Zeph stack. Once I get rested up again, I'm heading back to stock up on ammo. That's right, two kills today! Anyway, JC out.

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• Rubix41 reporting in. Intel says area near Dury has a lot of zed action. If you are a Caiger survivor, you should know the drill - barricade, stock up, barricade. Remember, if the defence falls, de-enemy gets in! Good luck, peeps!

• PsychoPhil reporting in. I've cleared the last zed out of Heal Museum just south of Cotty. 'Cades where at XH when I got here. Officer Ted Friday is in bad shape and needs several FAKs ASAP. I'm damn near exhausted but I'm going to try and stay here to help cover as long as I can.

• Jered Cain over at Dury. Get on over here and help build the barricades!

• Tarrok Just threw cades up, dont know how long they will last. Ive got DEA in route, leading elements are already here. They can help. And reac the caiger def. manifesto, best way to win a seige ive read!.Tarrok, out

April 22nd, 2006

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• Jered Cain, reporting in once again! Those zeds at Zeph will never know what hit 'em when I'm through with them. Just grabbing some ammo so I can go on a rampage. JC, out!

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• Psychophil reporting in. Foxtrot is reporting that for the first time in quite a while, both phone masts are up and running in the Hills and the Village. Use 'em while you can.

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• Tamashii reporting in, out, shake it all about! A number of groans, followed by what sounds like small projectiles being thrown at the radio Hey, I'm no comedian. Activity at Broadbelt Grove precinct seems to be pretty low, good stuff! Barricades are holding strong, and I've plenty of ammo to see me through the day. Total zed count for me today: 2, at the hospital. A good day! Taking some sleep now, don't let zombies drink my beer!

• You got two, eh, Tamashii? Beating me by one, you lucky bastard! Jered Cain, out!

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• Rubix41 Reporting in. Nice to see you Broadbelt regulars are getting some action. Mind you with that level of zed activity, I would be expecting it. Anyway, just letting you know, as well as Chief Turner and co. , that we are taking care of business upstairs, as it were. However, what would be nice if you are coming from outside P.Village is to bring some crossboxes! Yep, lots of crossboxes! 10/4

April 21st, 2006

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• Rubix41* Officer reporting in today! -sound of groaning- Oh man, not again!-static, followed by a couple of shotgun blasts- There's more where that came from, buddy! -static- Need gun oil, batteries, nails, bandages, syringes... -static, followed by nails been hammered in- Oh yeah, I forgot! I really need some of that DIY glue. -whine, static, followed by a faint "It's not looking that bad now." in the background- Although Dunell Hills isn't as peaceful as it used to be but I am always seeing new recruits donning the badge. All those who are interested, please sign up! 10/4

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DHPD-SDC FmrPFCBob 14:26, 21 April 2006 (BST) Sorry about the delay in getting this message out, did ya'll see the storm last night or was it just me? Never mind...-clears throat-...

• On behalf of the DHPD Command Staff I am pleased to award the Dunell Hills Defense Ribbon =DH= to our esteemed allies and their representatives from the Malton Fire Department, Caiger Mall Survivors, Malton Civil Defense Unit, and any others I missed, there are many I'm sure. This Campaign Ribbon is also awarded to DHPD officers involved in the fight to retake The Hills from the remnants of The Shining Ones and their feral followers. Please accept this with our thanks for your courageous efforts.
  

I now return you to your daily occuring zombie diaster.

It is displayable in your character's profile, ex. FmrPFCBob

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• Rockphed Hallo, this is the Rockphed morning report. BANG Oof, under attack. Can't move. thump Seems the ceiling needs a new paint job. It seems to be getting patchier as I speak. Oh there is a face. Is it a friend, or my killer. BANG screams in the background Remember me whoever just shot me, for I will hunt you down with the fire of a thousand evils.

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• Tamashii Evening all. Tamashii here, from Broadbelt Grove. Good to see this place up and running, although the 'nuts are running thin, all these people. Beginning to get a little sick of all these syringes, my arm is all shot up. Will head out to reinforce in a sec. Stay safe, mates!

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"click" Jtrain "A new Tker named Lorence killed two Dhpd in Broadbelt Grove pd. I followed him to Godsland school which is 5-6 west one south of Broadbelt. I took shots at him but couldnt finish him,(I ran out of ammo and I had 4 ap left :/ he is currently at 6 hp.) if someone is nearby go get him!"

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Thom Solo here, reporting from lovely Dunell Hills! The temperature is mild, and the storm seems to have moved on. I just went walkabout and saw that things are looking good inside, but there are still plenty of zeds roaming the streets. We've got out work cut out for us!

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April 20th, 2006

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• Jered Cain, reporting in back from the land of the dead, and greeting all you fellas in Malton just tuning in! Today promises to be another great day for making Zeds dead, so, on behalf of the DHPD, do yourself a favor and put a slug in a Zed's head today!

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• Rockphed Wow, it is late. I suppose I shouldn't have downed that whole gallon of vodka. Atleast I only remember one gallon. But there still aren't zombies munching on my leg in the safe house, so I will just put away the liquor and get onto the business of running a precint. I never liked desk work, so I am going to do desk work while I am making a clear, colorless liquid that is highly flamable. If anyone wan't some, I will leave one of those water coolers full of it right outside my office. Have a nice day all!

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• Rubix41 Rubix41 reporting in. You know, it's hard finding a date here in Malton. Not saying the quality of girls are like down but they all seem to be busy grabbing an axe, robbing a hospital or police station and nailing that wall together. Of course, there are some real lovely girls outside too. Nicely put together, not wearing many clothes...they don't seem that talkative and they really want to get inside my head. BUT not in a good way. *Ahem* Keeping the streets clean and keeping the coffee going. 10/4

whine - followed by the theme tune to Blind Date

April 19th, 2006

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• Rockphed And there, two shiny new batteries in the radio, flip the switch and ... silence ...be not. Well lets see, running over the roof-tops to the safe house shouldn't take too long, but to conserve power, more silence. Okay back in the safe house, what art has been added to walls. Well someone finally painted over that adopts a horrible british accent teh zombies are pwned. goes back to normal A life size picture of Sharko, good, good. Broadbelt Precint cheif equals...no that can't be right. Well, might as well head on over.

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• Rockphed Here in broadbelt, and my name is on a desk, I appearently have an office, and I have the combination to the liquor room. They must want me to take over here. Effective immidietely: there is free alcohol while staying at Broadbelt PD. Also, if someone is pointing a gun at you, give them some vodka. I am going to need some more of that plastic, so if you see any blue plastic in a big, red box, please bring it on by. I also need someone to take a case of this stuff down to Ruggelvale Walk for me. Dirol needs all the help he can get.

Rockphed over and out.

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• Rubix41 Rubix41 reporting in. Just on the outside of Cotty. Lots of lurkers here and some just hiding out in the buildings waiting for us too. I kinda miss having the lights on because generators are so hard to get at this moment. 10/4

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• FmrPFCBob broadcasting for our revivers out there. I checked St. Lorenzo's and the cemetary at [8,38]. 2 and 7 waiters respectively with one rotter at the cemetary. They seem like they want to breathe again so let's see if we can help them all by Friday. I'm going to contact BAM about setting up a run to Coffins, it's already being prepped so it should happen soon. -signal fades- 20:29, 19 April 2006 (BST)

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• Darth Sensitive checking in. I popped into Dury, found a few packets of instant coffee. If you need a pick-me up, let me know. BUZZ Then I went over to Yea and cleaned out my desk. It's kind of amazing how much paperwork can pile up, even after a zombie apocalypse. Goldstar, if you're listening, I turned on the coffee machine, so go grab a cup. Congrats on your promotion. DS out!

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April 18th, 2006

• PsychoPhil Reporting in. A new generator is powering the mast in the Hills. Enjoy it while you can folks, they don't tend to last too long nowadays.... 12:47, 18 April 2006 (BST)

• Tamashii Reporting in, folks! How is everyone? Radio's been pretty quiet, don't tell me you all died as soon as I got here! Could do with some company over here in West Hills. Only friend I've made in the last few hours could only say "Mrrrrnh!" and kept trying to gnaw my own. Poor guy, had to fire my shotung in his face. Anyone out there? 20:08, 18 April 2006 (BST)

• FmrPFCBob Hello to the Hills, ..ahh, there it is..-sound of file drawers closing-.. sorry about that. I just got my office back from those zombie moochers and they left the place a mess. The Science Department is trying to restore regular operations -static- St. Lorenzo's is open with no waiting for revives. Coffins is busy but we're on the way with help, or if you can get to St. Humphrey's they're a'hoppin' and a'poppin'. -click,click- By the way, congratulations to all our newly promoted officers! Donuts are on me...wait a sec,... DAMMIT!! They found my stash of Chocolate Covered Zombie Holes, all I have left are Curry & Bile Munchkin Piles, yeah the donuts are definitely on me, come'n get'em. 20:13, 18 April 2006 (BST)

• Prosperina Glad to see your trip back to the living was successful. No, we're not dead in fact, it looks like the survivors are doing pretty decently now. Barricades are keeping high and so is morale. It's still too soon to say for certain, but for for now things aren't looking too bad. I checked in on the phone mast and that looks like its still running well. And thanks but no thank FmrPFCBob, those donuts are all yours. 20:55 18 April 2006

• Tamashii Good to see some of my superiors alive out there. Where are all you guys hiding out? Will have to fill me in on that some time, I-...hm. Sounds like the barricades are failing. Well, it's now or never. Friends, officers, gotta run. Should be ea-....Oh hell. Shotgun reloading. Last man standing! Cotty Street shall NOT fall again! 21:03 18 April 2006

• SpiceWeasel "-snoring followed by a series of loud bangs-" Oh crud. "-gunshots followed by construction sounds-" That was a close one. . . good thing no one saw me sleeping on the job. Oh. . . Is this thing on because if it is. . . I'm just relaying the status of the barricades and definately not sleeping. Go ahead ask any zombie they will tell you the same thing. -fades to static-

• Rubix41 Rubix41 reporting! Like to mention that 5punk has awarded Dunnell Hill's Jacomb Arms with a 5/5 in Malton's Beer Guide! It's always good when people know your name. Can't wait to get a beer though and get back to Cotty. Should be in reinforcement range soon though!

• Prosperina *click* *background shuffling and groaning* Aah! B-bloody hell, ow, ow that hurts, stupid Murphy's law. Godsland street School has been breached *heavy breathing and running* Fell asleep. About 8 of the rotters. I-Agh! *clattering and loud groans*

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April 16th, 2006

• Hello?...is this thing on?...Keep up the good work DHPD...Sound off If we havent heard from you in some time...Jeff Oneil 07:06, 18 April 2006 (BST)

April 15th, 2006

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• Conndraka Ummm Prosperina... Thats not Denmark. Its Saul Manilla's turn in the kitchen at the Rabit Hole. I'm guessing its Ghoulash tonight... but ya never know with him.

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• Rockphed Raghz! Raghz! sound of arm and torso being separated Rarmarrz! Rarmarrzz! sound of empty hollow thing being hit with a floppy semi stiff thing Braanz! somthing in the background hits the ground Mrh? Banana! Graaagh! sound of steel and bone shattering

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• Prosperina Ah yes, remind me to bring you guys some MRIs. Ironically I found myself a murder mystery about monks in one of the libraries. Since I've started reading it, I seem to be stuck speaking formally. Forgive my outburst, I suppose my excitment from the book has effected me as well in the area of conspiracy.

April 14th, 2006

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• Rubix41 Boomers! I need more boomers! -*Click*- Rubix41 reporting in. Lots of zed activity in the area, as per usual, so buildings are going higher too! (I don't mean prices!) Spotted a nice hideout for a while and the zeds haven't quite found it yet! 10/4

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- you have a trader in you mists, don't trust Sihoiba.

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• Conndraka To whom that message came from... Keep your crap off my airwaves. I've got to much to do right now than deal with Drama, espescially baseless Drama. Conndraka OUT!

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• Darth Sensitive checking in. Sihoiba's a trader you say? Great!. I always knew he was the type to hook people up with what they need. I think he has connections with the outside of Malton. Black helicopters and crates or something. I wonder how many clips it would take to get an ice cold Coke... DS out!

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• Conndraka Good call on that Darth...I got upset for no reason. I'm sorry Reptilus, if you feel that he didn't give you fair value on your trade you will have to take it up with him... Oh and where are the "Mists" you talked about... The only mists I've seen recently have come out of a certain someones still. Conndraka OUT!

Thats not the point the point is that they have sent in a spy, they are planning to kill you. then they are comeing for me. I'm just saying keep on your toes. I already got attacked by a spy.

• Sihoiba So I'm a trader and a traitor now? Or and I supposed to trade in traitors? This is just getting confusing. Maybe the Sons of Darius cloned me. So that's what those damned DNA extractors are for, knew I should have read the accompanying manual rather than ditching the blasting thing. Makes sense to target the DHPD command staff, if your gonna create a clone. Wait of course they like my singing. Hold on don't want to disappoint anyone. Right then aone, atwo, aone, two, three, four -totally almost painfully out of tune- I'm a fireman, and I'm ok; I rest all night and I work all day...

• Prosperina Reptilieus, what's with all this cloak and dagger paranoia stuff recently? First your post about everyone under the sun banding together to come swarm Dunell Hills and now this? If you really believe this then why didn't you address it quietly rather than airing it on a public radio frequency that would just incite panic. It makes no sense and frankly, something's rotten in the state of Denmark.

April 11th, 2006

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• Marcus Payne I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Jtrain. And damn, is that really a caboose? Anyways, Broadbelt is far from safe. We've got zeds all over the place, and especially right outside our PDs. Heck, it isn't even near hoping it's safe status. Just had to raise the cades there up with some trees from Caiger. Sleep somewhere else, for the time being. Over and out.

April 10th, 2006

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Jtrain "A small group of DHPD has managed to retake the Broadbelt PD and its surounding buildings, as of 9:50 pm "Central" it is safe and Barricaded. Anyone looking for a semi-safe place mayhead over here and see if we can hold our station for the time being. Good luck to all!"

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April 9th, 2006

This is Mungry from the MCV, just lettng y'all know that myself and another MCV member were just gunned down in Molebank by a person wearing the Dunnell Hills Police Uniform nondescript. I don't know if it is one of yours or gone rogue. Be on the lookout.

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• Rubix41: 10/4 MCV! Nondescript is a PK'ing outlaw masquerading as DHPD. We have a warrant for his arrest and, like a bad penny, he turns up again and again. Due to our problems, we've been unable to process our warrants with as much efficiency in the past but please be aware that, in the DHPD, we frown on the process of PK'ing ALOT. Even if you mean it *cough* ask psychophil *cough*. I just want to say a big hello to our "sister" sub in the south! So hello!

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April 8th, 2006

• Psychophil reporting in. Just a quick reminder, keep an eye on those mobile phones, the PMDS is attempting to get certain parts of our infrastructure back to normal. Not sure how long its going to last....

• BAM here. I'm sending this broadwave for our people and civilians at Coffins Drive -static- click click sending down revivers, you should see them soon. Everyone try to be standing so we can get you. -static- Hope you guys can still understand us in your current state.

April 6th, 2006

The Radio Says: DHPD be advised that assistance has arrived and more will arrive shortly. The Inanimates 14:32, 6 April 2006 (BST)

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"This is Kill Team Operator DarkOps, does anybody copy? Okay, anybody that hears this, elements of the Malton Civil Defense Unit have arrived within the Dunell Hills suburb limits. We're in the middle of clearing out certain buildings for people to use, and we hope to complete the first stage of operations shortly. I think we should have enough personnel to render some limited assistance if necessary. DarkOps, out." --halomarine34 17:52, 6 April 2006 (BST)

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• Marcus Payne We hear you, DarkOps. This is DHPD's Alpha Squad Commander Marcus Payne. You and everyone else coming into the suburb right now, is a sight for sore eyes. Even without the Shining Ones in the sector, we've been hit very hard by what we thought at first to be random ferals left behind by the horde. The more time we spend here, the more I think of them less as unorganized undead chaps. They've just cleaned out the Fortune building by Broadbelt Grove and are in the process of taking down adjacent buildings, again. Thanks for your help, and if you ever come by an Alpha Squad member, don't hesitate to ask for donuts. Over and out.

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• Darth Sensitive checking in. I'm at Club Meade. I burned too many APs hitting the zeds. I took down one and got the other down to three. There's one stll that looks to be healthy. Someone needs to patch the 'cades and dump some bodies. I'll bail in just a bit. DS out.

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• Whatshisname It seems that the DHPD is getting more of a control on buildings now thanks to the assistance of some other groups. You guys know who you are. Thank you! Also, there are 4 zeds inside the Dewfall Plaza Railway station. The barricades are up though. Those bastards are temporarily trapped! Waste the bastards before they escape!"

April 5th, 2006

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• Hi everyone! Brobbins from 5punk again! "No it's my turn, get off" ... "I am NOT pished!" -crackle- Ahem sorry... Hi Lt. Tarrok, we'll keep the 'cades up no problem, Zombie bust ins during happy hour tend to disrupt the jolly atmosphere and are generally discouraged. Thanks for the welcome Rubix41, we've been on pub crawls in Liverpool and Newcastle so DH shouldn't prove too dangerous, unless Lt Potter's Final Solution rumour is true and there are a 1000 Zombies waiting for us -riotus laughter and smashing glasses- "Shut up, he might not be a paranoid schizophrenic" -even louder laughter, someone shouts ROFL- Hope to see a few of you in The Jacomb Arms tomorrow!.

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April 4th, 2006

This is the 501st Armed Division To anyone who can here me! We have uncovered a plot Set up by Sons of DARIS! They have been planning it for months, the final Plan to arratacte All Humens, 1 out of every 50 poeple are on there side! Sharko if you can hear me you are in danger, your first! Keep on the look out for Xyu, he's joind them. Groups like Anti Swiper Coalition, The Neon Knights, RuleZero, and the Scavengers. Also Zombie groups like After The Flesh, The Crypts, Drunken Dead, Gdi, Minions of the Apocalypse, NecroTech Corp. R&D, The Ridleybank Resistance Front, The Axe Gang, ZILF Hunters, and Zombie Liberation Front have also joind in it! Sharko They are planing on killing you then everyone else! YOu must get out of Dunell Hills! Get to Rodges Stadium as fast as you can, no time to save other poeple! You must live! When you get there look for Lt Potter!

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• Hello?, hello?, do you read me?, calling DHPD this is Brobbins from the group 5punk... "No I don't think it's working" ... "Well you bloody fix it then!!.." Hello?, oh now it's on... If anyone out there in Dunell Hills is receiving this, 5punk invite one and all in the DHPD and the Dunell Hills area to join us on our pub crawl when it passes through the suburb, we are visiting The Jacomb Arms on Thursday 6th April and will stay for a few days to sample the local brews and review the pub for The Malton Good Beer Guide, I do hope you will join us!, Brobbins over and out. "It is off!" ... "Hic" ... "Oh that button!?.."

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• Rubix41 -click- Rubix41 reporting in and saying hi to all those on Zombie Aid! Welcome to DHPD, 5punk! It's not often we have visitors to Dunnell Hills, especially now! -crackle- You're on a pub crawl?! Here?! Oh well, I guess you guys must be the danger tourists that I read about in the papers I find at hospitals. Or you're die hard Brits on vacation! We haven't got much to offer you in the form of guides or brochures but we do recommend that you don't stay outside too long - the -static- natives aren't exactly friendly. -click-

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• Tarrok " This is 2nd Lt. Tarrok Krey, DEA. We are using the Jacob Arms as a commo hutch right now. Your more than welcome to come on by, but please dont tear cades down. I having to constantly put the damned things up. I need to contact Cotty Dr. pricenct for working with them in the campaign for now. Who do I talk to? Tarrok, out"

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• Prosperina -click-Sorry Lt Potter, but you're going to have to try harder than that to convince me. You claim that all these people and zeds are just going to drop whatever they're doing and come all the way to Dunell Hills. It makes no sense, what sort of benefit could they possible derive from it? And the logistics of it just boggle the mind. It would be like hearding cats. I'm a simple girl and Dunell Hills is my suburb. I'm not about to abandon it on some alarmist unsubstantiated propoganda. -click-

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• TMH swedish - lool, nice try. Xyu made no mention of joining any sort of PK group, and if him and Petro find out that you've been spreading alarmist slander over their Zed groups, they'll bone you so hard it'll impale your tonsils. In fact, I think I'll make it a point to mention your group to them. Now excuse me, but I have to find a zombie mob to help me return to my Shining brethren.

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April 3rd, 2006

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• Rockphed Dr Curie, I am currently doing a scientific type test on the pain dampening effects of my vodka. If all goes well, I will have conclusive data in about an hour. In the mean time, check on by for a drink. I have plenty. That goes for anyone who is hurt or wants to drown sorrows. Normally I recomend chocolate for sorrows, but I can't seem to find any in this post-apocalyptic city. Just tell me how the alcohol makes you feel. It is for prosperity.

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• William A White Reporting *cough* from ... is anyone else left alive from Broadbelt Grove Precinct? *cough* Still zeds inside the precinct... I'm too weak to fight them.

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• Thom Solo coming to you from staticing, where I've been checking for zeds in need of revives... if you need one, gimme a "Mrh?" buzz Oh, and Rockphed? That vodka made me feel all tingly for a while, then numb. Nice job!

April 2nd, 2006

-static- Esteemed DHPD! Sorry to block up your airtime. This is Read Or Die, a small but determined group of bibliophiles broadcasting from an undisclosed location within Barrville. We humbly beseech you for aid. For RP reasons, we have identified Olivey Library as a building of symbolic and practical importance to the survival of human knowledge in Malton. To this end we are hoping to organise a grand expedition – the ‘Barrville Crusade’ – to liberate it, and with it the suburb of Barrville. We are inviting some 75 survivor groups to take part, and believe that your group will have a special interest in this mission because of your experience in successful siege operations. We would very much value your expertise and manpower in this mission. The Barrville Crusade is scheduled for 18 April, when all participants shall converge on the suburb, capture and barricade the Olivey Library á la the Caiger Mall, and then fan out to free and fortify buildings throughout the suburb. We envisage an operation that shall eventually involve thousands of survivors from dozens of groups, in an action that shall be no less impressive than the great Caiger Mall siege of winter 2005. In practical terms – as well as being providing great fun and camaraderie for all – it will provide a great boon to survivors. The concentration of forces in around Caiger Mall provided the humans with a huge advantage: human players gained experience quickly, while zombies futilely assaulted barricades; the outlying suburbs were drained of zombies, giving inexperienced newbies room to accumulate skills safely. We believe the city needs a recreation of this situation right now: the percentage of zombies in the active Malton population has risen by 1% every day for the last 4 days (from 39% to 43%). This is unsustainable – the fewer people there are, the ever harder it will be to tackle the growing revivification deficit. We are leaving details of the crusade open, in order to draw as many zombies as possible away from the other suburbs, and ready to be slaughtered by our valiant forces. Please contact us to let us know whether or not your group would like to send some forces to help on the appropriate date. It will be an excellent opportunity to redress the growing zombie numbers, draw the RRF away from weak newbies in other suburbs (giving them time to accumulate skills), demoralise the zombies once more, and relive the glorious campaigns of old.

For contact, please email either my boss sailormech@hotmail.com or me ellyg@hotmail.co.uk, or visit the ROD open forum ( http://s12.invisionfree.com/ROD_the_HQ/index.php?act=SC&c=1 ), where strategies can be discussed, concerns voiced, and any improvements suggested. Feel free to contact any allies, or non-aligned individuals, if you think they may be interested.

We would be very honoured to have the assistance of volunteers from a group as great and universally respected as yours, Susan Barker http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=293495 Over and out.

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• Rockphed Um,okay...do you want vodka with that Read or Die? Cuz that is about all I am good for. Building stills and producing alcohols. I found a large shipping container full of strangely fementable plastics, and quickly set up a still producing Vinyl Vodka. To get some, simply bring proof of zombie removal for a building to the Dunell Fortress. If you didn't know, the Dunell Fortress is the area around Club Meade. As for the exact building, I am prohibited by Regulation 321 from disclosing such information. All officers are encouraged to check in either on air or with a squad or precint head to confirm their continued existence. And as a final note, we need donuts in the Dury Building to go with the new Cofee Machine.

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• Dr Curie here. Hey, Rockphed? -static- You listening? -static- How strong is that vodka of yours? I'm in need of more antiseptics. It seems all the hospitals in the north-west quadrant are either overrun with zombies or walled up so heavily I can't get in. I'm trying to grow my own penicilin with some success, but some good strong alcohol to clean the wounds can make all the difference. -static- Dr. Curie out.

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• Prosperina Sounds like a party, I'll pick up some donuts on my way down, Rockphed. *Ride of the Valkyries plays*

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• Rubix41 Yeah, at least I have chicken...-click- Rubix41 reporting in! Lifing some yummy donuts and machines to our target location is pretty hard but we think it will be worth it! Save me a drink too!

April 1st, 2006

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• Familar, but unclear voice "PMDS -static- Ple-static-ase report -static- All of PMDS -crackle- M.I.A. or -static- dead. -static- Anybod-static-(Message cuts off)"

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March 31st, 2006

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• Rockphed Hear ye! Hear ye! People of the DMZ, rejoice for Opperation Zombie Aid has commenced! I, Rockphed, will lead the charge until someone with more experience, or a bigger gun, shows up. All buildings are to be barracaded by weeks end. Remember, do not sleep in a resource building until the cades are brought up across the entire suburb. Find a safe house, know it, and protect it with your life. Well, maybe protect your life with your safe house. Also, zeds have a hard time leaving caded buildings, so if you drop a zed in a non essential building, don't dump it, Baracade it in. Now that the official anouncement is over, Broadbelt, Zephyrinius, and the Dury building are all cadeless and have atleast 2 zeds inside apeice. They are hereby designated the unofficial DHPD Firing range. Go blast some zed brains!

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• PsychoPhil reporting in. I know its been a while since I've broadcase; my radio got busted up early in the riot. Managed to swipe this one off of a slow moving zed in a SWAT uniform. Hope he's not too pissed off when he gets revived. In any case crackle scouting run, mainly to check on Club Meade and the beer supply. Just getting there now... What?! Son of a *STATIC*ch! They took the bar! They took the whole f*bzzzzzzzzzzt*ing bar!!

March 30th, 2006

• Jeff Oneil....DHPD...and Non DHPD Officers..IF you are down move to Revive points listed or move to the cemetery 8, 38. post on secure channels or here we will find you.. All Non REVIVE points are FREE FIRE, and will assume hostile.....

(message repeats every 5 minutes)

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• Rockphed Things are pretty quiet here at Swinnerton Square, with the possible exception of a new Helicopter. I hear they got a recon chopper down in Dunell Hills, but this is a real beaut. I count four missle racks, two machine guns, and maybe a couple bombs. I can't quite get to it, but I would hate to be dead when this thing flies overhead. I personally like being in less than five hundred pieces. Operation Zombie Aid will commence, for me at least, when I have loaded the rest of my multitude of guns. Please Baracade all buildings to very strong or higher in Dunell Hills. Don't worry about taking it higher yet, just slow the zombies down!

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• Rubix41 I hope the turnout for Zombie Aid day will be good! *sounds of barricades rattling* Oh dear. Carlos, you get the crucifix and I'll push the bibles over there. Move it! *sounds of groaning and people frantically shoving stuff* ARGGH!! *-static-* HA HA HA HARRGH...

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• FmrPFCBob All DHPD and Allies, the Science Department is starting to make progress on our list of officer's down. If you are in need of NT services and are able to report in give us your position and a local situation report. We'll get you as soon as we can.

• Darth Sensitive checking in. Well, the good news is that I'm on my feet, thanks Purple Cat. The bad news is that I may or may not be safe. I grabbed 2x syringes, but I couldn't find any barricade buildings, so I was forced to take a rest inside a building I hadn't yet scouted. If you can help me out at Club crackle, that would be great.

March 29th, 2006

• Jeff Oneilstatic..JTRAIN.. all MIA DHPD... Please check secure area... we will find you...

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• Dr Curie speaking. Hello DHPD, are you still on this channel? static Anyone still alive down there? static I'm no good as a combattant, so I've holed up in the north for the time being. I'd like to appologize to those of you I might have er... accidentially mauled slightly during my recent uh... affliction. Once the Zephyrinus is secured again I'll come fix you right up. Or come on up to Roywood. I do really good needle work. Dr Curie out.

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• Nirovan -click- Mmmmmmrrrrrhhhhhhh..... -static-

March 28th, 2006

• Rockphed Ka-womp I hate breaking in new Ka-womp-dios, they alwa-Ka-womp have some sort of Ka-womp. I have relocated to Peddle-Ka-womp after waking up here. Ka-womp-member fitful sleep near my fav-Ka-womp psyche-ward, and some distorted dreams that Ka-womp-round a sign that read Mc-Ka-womp Drive. I must have left my old radio down there. Sniff I must be coming down with something, I Ka-womp do heavy labor. I have aquired Ka-womp-irt that reads "Born to Barhah", and is ripped in two. If you can Ka-womp describe its color, and convince me not to Ka-womp-eral bullets in your brain, you can have it. Rockphed, surviving in the DHPD, out.

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Ka-womp

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• Max1138 Mayday! This is Max of Caiger Mall Security-static-quire immediate assista-static-ombies have breached the building and ar-static-if mickmick124, John Garai or Deputy Ray can hear this from inside-static-lear out. Zombies infest surrounding buildin-static-on't expect to make it out. Long live Caiger Mall! continuing static...

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• Jtrain: Holy hell! Zeds everywhere I have downed dozens in the past few days, Looking to contact all alive DHPD members to reform in DH or some where near by. Alone we are food, as a group we are strong. click

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March 27th, 2006

• Jeff Oneil---HELLO--- MALTON...** BEATLES** The sun is out and the sky is blue.....greet the brand new day....We are not going anywhere....Secure area for more info
• William Gauthier

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Caiger Mall to Dunell Hills, what is your situation?

5 seconds silence

I repeat, what is your situation?

Zombie moan

Is anyone there?

More zombie moans

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• Karlsbad syringe hiss in the background Hangh? Where am I? What is this here? Huh. A radio. sound gets louder I remember Radios... I used to fix them in cars... Cars... Wow, where am I? Police Department, mrh? Okay. What's this hat? Mall Tour '06? I don't remember that. Something is written here. Says that Hold The Line is a success, DHPD has abandoned the suburb, remaining survivors are doomed, signed F22. Geuss I should go outside then, see if I can rejoin my friends...

• Prosperina Heh, a bit preemptive I would think. Silly boy.*pat pat*

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• Marcus Payne From the book of Disdain under the Chronicles of Dunell Hills, chapter five, thus said -sound of flipping pages-... the warriors of Dunell cried out onto their maker, pleading with the one who may set them free from the air of iniquity that had surrounded them. For they were not only being bested in the manner of battle, but also in the minds. The hand of Kevan heard their cries and looked down from his high-upon place and saw that their cries were not in accordance with his will, and thus smote three score of their children of Dunell Hills.

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And there was much gnashing of teeth amongst those who were still alive, though a little bit later the walking perished raided the Malton Brewery and claimed it for their own. Then, there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth.

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• Rubix41come...garrggh...mrrrh...Zombie Aid...arrrrhg....barhah...

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• Max1138 This is Max from Caiger Mall Security, arrived late last night in the Peddlesden suburb, went on recon to Yea Drive PD shortly ago. The building was empty but was barricaded up to VS, roughly 18 zombies about 20 bodies outside the PD. Took standing zombies outside down to 15 and withdrew from the area, are any DHPD still out there ? I expect more reinforcements from the mall shortly, where are we needed ?

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• Tarrok " This is Tarrok. I am moving to Caiger to ammo up. Will be in Dunell Hills in a day or three. Dont know about the rest of the DEA. Will be there soon. Hold on Dunell Hills. Tarrok, Out."

-humming-

• Lancensis "Grrrh.....brnhr"

-Rustling-

• Lancensis "GRARRGHH"

-SMASH-

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• Willr3 Dunell Hills to Caiger Mall. I repeat this is radio Dunell Hills to Caiger mall. Our situation is pretty bad right now. We've lost control of our recourse buildings and other safehouses are being broken into regularly. I know someone was on the radio earlier saying not to come and help but they were acting without authority and didn't really know what they were doing. We could really use anyone you can spare right now. I can't promise any sort of arrangements except for all the zombies you can shoot or chop. Things are pretty exciting down here. Dangerous but exciting. Hope to be seein some of you Caiger guys pretty soon.

March 26th, 2006

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• Taiger Hey, I think it's working again. Rubix41, William A White, are you there? This is Taiger over at Caiger trying to recruit some backup so we can retake Yea and Broadbelt. Trying to make contact with the rest of the team that fought with us down there. beeeeeeeeep Switching to alternate channel. Situation at Caiger is stable, should be able to coordinate an offensive soon. Sorry for the delay, many here battle worn but ready for a fight. Will update again via secure net if power and signal strength here maintains.

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• William A White here... we've lost the first fl-static- the Fortune Building, and they're coming up the stairwell! Offic-crackle-amn!!! I'm bit! We're losing the fight! -Screams fill the air, then muffled sounds and finally silence-

March 25th, 2006

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• Rockphed The place of insanity is free of zed influence, but I suggest against going crazy inside. The barracades are only very strong, so zeds can probably get inside, but they went up fast, so I might be able to do them again sometime. Just so everyone knows, my newest line of alcohols is The Brain Wrencher guaranteed to blow a zombie's mind. And I assure you that there are not hazardous quantities of psychoactive drugs inside. I did not include meth, ritalin, or morphine. And I certainly did not include any potatoes. Have a nice day.

-crackle-

• William A White reporting from Broadbelt Grove - I snuck back in to the department to retrieve my best dress uniform and found only two zeds still infesting the place - you'll find one of them now hanging on a hook in the firing range, but the other got away from me and is still inside somewhere.

March 24th, 2006

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• Rockphed All Hell is breaking loose, even in my favorite Psyche Ward. The cades are standing up, but on site medical services have been terminated. Medical staff have moved out, and check in periodically. I would help with the current invasion of the Homeland, but I am confident that those still there can kill all the zombie's dogs. Rockphed out.

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• TMH swedish - (Incoming transmission from Cotty Street PD) Graagh... GRAAAGH! BARHAHAHAHAH!

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• Officer Otep Mrh? Graaaagh! Graaaagh!

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• Rubix41 I am going to stick you (Sound of syringe going in) looks like we lost Cotty, Broadbelt and Yea for now, peeps. I dunno if anyone is going to come and help us though...

• DHPD-SDC FmrPFCBob Do not go to St. Lorenzo's for revives. It is unsafe for the NTechs. I repeat DO NOT GO TO ST. LORENZOS. Check the secure lines for new revive points. If you are there we WILL try to get you, contact us so we know who you are.

• Echo Leader Kirk Howell click-pop-fizzle This is a call to arms for all DHPD members. If you are at caiger or on your way there for a suply run, I ask you partake in Operation Back In the USSR. The diplomatic mission is simply this, Ask fi any of the Caiger Mall Survivors can spare as many people as they can to asist us in our hour of need, as we did with Opperation Yoko Ono. Ask as many people as you can and perhaps even tag the inside of the mall with a friendly request for back up. pop crackl Thanks for your assistance in this mission Over and out. click.

March 23rd, 2006

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• Taiger (0524hrs. EST) Hello? Anybody there?- -moaning and gunfire- ades........are down! There is a crowd of zeds inside the Yea Drive P.D. - ....offee machine destroyed -zzzzzzz- Took down one, came down from Swinnerton with two others....... no backup in sight, falling back to a more secure location nearby to regroup and reload. Dammit, been bitten again, luckily Firebirdmistress and Loki loves Mask are here. Shit 2 more zeds inside. -more gunfire-

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• Rubix41 (11:38hrs GMT) -cackle- Rubix41 reporting in. News of a Cotty offensive is *NO* longer hearsay - requesting all survivors inside Cotty PD to LEAVE the PD and seek shelter elsewhere. I repeat, LEAVE PD and seek shelter elsewere. DO not SLEEP in any PD's in the Dunnell Hills suburb. Over and out.

-an old radio ad starts-

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• Taiger (0623hrs. EST) Reporting from Yea Drive P.D. - A few of us are still alive and kicking - requesting immediate assistance - sent runners to nearby locales to spread the word - This is not a drill - cades' crippled - running low on ammo - I am not leaving without my team mates!!!! If anyone is getting this, establish a perimeter around us and nuke the freak'n place but do not these undead pricks get beyond this point. -GRRRRRR........BRAINS???......Piss Off ....CLICK, CLICK, BOOM!-

-and now a word from our sponsor - Remington Firearms-

• DogSoldier (1840hrs. EST) sssssSSSHHHH KISHT ...lo, hello? This is DogSoldier, re...psssh...from West Becktown, we got zo...whiereeer PING! Right. How's it now? Good? Look, Justice Inc are trying to clean up West Becktown. We heard about you guys, saw some neat moves out in the field, thought we should extend the hand of friendship. You're right next door to us. Just a friendly hello and heads up to our work. We got a revive point at Pullin Square. More details in the wiki. Justice Inc signing...deweeeeintirrrrrrr KISHT

-dead air, then 'Janie's Got A Gun' by Aerosmith-

• William A White (1258hrs AST) Reporting from Anderson Row School at [4,35]. Maxwell Hammer is sleeping in a classroom here, and he's nearly dead by the looks of him. I'd happily finish him off, but I don't see a warrant outstanding. If anyone believes he should be executed, hurry down!

-four hours of dead air-

• William A White (1700hrs AST) -static- broken in to the Dury Building, and many survivors are getting torn up. At least 20 are inside now and more a-static- Transmission ends

-tuning-

• All that can be heard from Jered Cain now is static.

March 22nd, 2006

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• Nirovan Nirv here. I cleared out bodies and the last zombie from Yea Drive and shut the doors. There's one survivor inside, healed him. Didn't check for other zombies nearby... didn't want to step outside. Serious Business, eh, Maxwell? Nirv, out. -click-

-tuning-

• William A White reporting from Broadbelt Grove - Zephyrinus Hospital is overrun. I took down one ugly ze-static-ny more. Barricades are weak throughout the area!

-crackle-

• William A White Still at Broadbelt Grove - -static- are down! There is a crowd of zeds inside the department, trashing the lunch room right in front of me - they're tossing our doughnuts and stale coffee all over the place. I thin-buzz-vors and officers holed up downstairs in need of help.

-Crackle Fiz-

• Kirk HowellThis is Kirk fizzle New leader of Echo reporting in. All Echo Squad members are to report in on the secure channel, i need to make a member list, i'm giving a structure to the squad, view the posting at recruitment and on echo thread for all info, also ANY unassigned DHPD members are welcome to join, there will be spots opend for all roles and if more are required they will be expanded. Over and Out.. Fizzle Good hunting.....

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• Jered Cain reporting, once again back at the besieged Dunell Hills. What the hell is up with this Maxwell Hammer character? Apparently he holds some sort of grudge, but it's before my time, I don't know a thing. What should I do? I'm still a rookie, we're under siege, and he's likely to kill me if I try to take him down, plus I don't see a warrant on him, either, so I don't see myself getting involved here.

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• Taiger reporting from Broadbelt Grove - Broadbelt Grove Police Dept is under seige. 44 zeds beating on front door, barricades back up. "crack" "crack" "boom" -static-one down 43 to go. Yea Drive P.D. has 9 zeds beating at front door, 'cades holding, for now. "groaning and moans heard in background" -static-

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• Marcus Payne I was over at Broadbelt, and by Kevan, what a mess the place is. There's over sixty of the undead over there, and I swear, puke on the floor all over the place. They must have raided our Brewery again, dammit. I don't think I've seen a sight like this since I left college. At least the Shining Ones are understandable. In any case, I've taken out swedish earlier. Saw him up and about running as a zed, though I didn't think I'd see him after I last saw him jump off that window. Said he had enough of life and all that and wanted to become part of the brotherhood or whatever it was he was saying.

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Well, at least we're done with that. Anyone tuning in, get on over and join Alpha Squad. We could use a couple of new guns in the team.

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• Thom Solo here, reporting fro crackle fter a run through Broadbelt. 8 survivors and 61 zombies when I got there, only 59 when I left. Ran out of ammo and drove my axe through the second one's skull. Stay sharp, everybody!

March 21st, 2006

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• Rockphed Aaaag, there was a break in at Ruggelvale. *in the background*Be careful with that Now I have to move my still, but all is not lost, I have a case of disenfectant daquiries here. So now I am going to get hammered, and take pot shots at random zeds walking down the street. Rockphed over and out.

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• Nirovan Thought you should know I'm back in town, now. Looks like things are going to get fun... exciting... excitun? fuxiting? ... fun and exciting.

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• William A White Reporting from the Fortune Building. Just got back from the mall, and I saw extremely heavy activity to our east. There are currently four zeds barricaded inside Eckersley Cinema, if anyone wants to stop in and take some potshots from the balcony.

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• Lancensis "'Bout 50 Zombies coming in from the East. Yea Police Department is wiped out. Broadbelt under heavy attack. The Hospitals to the South are being attacked. I reckon it'll be about a day before we start getting attacks around HQ, and we're going to fighting for our lives very quickly." -pauses to catch breath- "Do not sleep in rescource or Very Strongly Barricaded buildings. Try to spread out, as much as possible. Quickly get ammo, because we can't be sure of having access to it all the time. If we react rapidly to the incursion, we should do fine. Nice to use the radio again(!)."

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• -a strained woman's voice- This is Dr Curie from the Zephyrinus General Hospital. We are being overrun. The Zeds are eating their way through both patients and medical personell, and destroying equipment. Soon the dead will outnumber the living. We don't have the capacity to deal with this. I cannot... Hey! Get away from there! Shoo! Let go of... -static-

Hello there lusers of the DHPD. I'm back. One of your idiot doctors was kind enough to revive me. I executed the warrant on Guy Montaq and will eventually get around to serving the warrants on the rest of you. After executing my sworn duty to free Malton from facism I then fed myself to Xyu and the gang outside the Zeph. Be eating you.--Maxwell Hammer 03:02, 22 March 2006 (GMT)

March 20th, 2006

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• Conndraka The "Official" Tour is over. The bored and unfortunatly far thinking Zombies with some form of gray matter have decided on their next targets. Ladies and Gentlemen: Read this thread. The warlords Profile is posted in the appropriate area. Our ability to win is only subject to our desire to persevere. On a side note, its going to get a WHOLE lot easier to level up... enjoy bucause it's about to get interesting.

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• Rubix41 Same old Caiger...same old baka. Who keeps overbarricading the dang entrances?!

• Officer Otep I'm tired and I'm bleeding, but I'm still alive. The dead won't find an easy meal here in the Hills. So make sure you welcome our new guests folks, greet them with guns and the sharp side of an axe. We are the DHPD and we eat zeds for breakfast!

March 15th, 2006

• Cojak here- Anyone who is reading this, we have a problem. Cotty currently has a zombie in it, 52hps with flak, got 2 tired to do anything about it.. need help. 20:21, 19 March 2006 (GMT)

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• RockphedI was up here in the villiage following a flare, when I came upon a rather disturbing occurance. There were zeds inside barracaded buildings and people inside buildings without baracades. Last I checked, finkin auto repair had 3 inside. Life in the local necrotech building is rather normal, well for a town where the dead stand up and attack the living. I'll be heading back to my still eventually, although I do want to look at some of the equipment in the brewery next to Cotty Street. I request that all patrolling officers maintain the barracades they see at very strong or higher. I spent the night up here in the village in a building I baracaded up from nothing, and when I woke up, other people had moved in. Have a nice day.

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• Marcus Payne Hearing you loud and clear, Tarrok. Been getting all sorts of things going on between you and the IWM these past few weeks. What's the beef with them and you guys? Any chance we can settle this over a cup of coffee and donuts? Fighting other survivors isn't what we'd call our specialty. Goodness knows how many enemies we got already. But in any case, you willing to settle in the Village until this little spat of yours blows over? Over and out.

• Jered Cain here again, once again hailing from Caiger. I've just found a mobile phone, and I've heard an interesting piece of news. Not sure if it's true or not, but I'll be checking into it.

• Tarrok "This is Tarrok. We got tired of being threatened and killed for scouting out the suburb. Got tired of them mouthing off about their safe burb when its a hellhole. So we finally acted when another DEA member was killed scouting and making supply runs in Dakerstown. They fucking ran us out of the suburb when we first left, and did the same thing to FREEZE. so we have joined forces and are clearing out the suburb of zeds and the IWM, cading, reviving and making it a safe suburb. The IWM got pissed and called in reinforcements, so Ive called in all of our allies for help. So has FREEZE. I had to take control of the op for a while but Hudson is back as Comm. now. If you want though, you dont hav to join in the pking. Help slaughter zeds, cade, ect. I am basically working with all groups to run logistics. Let me know. Tarrok Out."

March 14th, 2006

• Dirol This is Marcus Dirol, calling in for assistants down in Owsleybank. I know your thinking why do we need Owsleybank, it looks like some hick town. Well I can tell you this if we can take and hold the suburb, it will become a vital spot for reviving fellow DHPDers and other like minded survivors. See this suburb might only have 2NT buildings in it but there are another 3 NT buildings along Owsleybank's borders. There's one NT building in Dunell, you all know that one pretty well, another NT building in Molebank and 1 in West Becktown. All of these NT buildings you can easily get to from Owsleybank. So please realize the potential of this suburb and lend us a hand. Dirol over and out.

• Tarrok thi... to all DHPD in... of Roywood or Dakerstown. It has happened. THe IWM has killed one to many civilians and.... DEA are at war. They have moved into Roywood from Dakerstwon and mouthed off enough that FREEZE has joined us. We .... for the long haul, and request any assistance the DHPD ...give. Let me know you are coming on the DEA readio, and I will...you where you can most help. REPEAT, DEA and IWM in war. Dakerstown and Roywood the battlezone. DEA requests help. Tarrok, out"

• (the voice sounds a bit like PsychoPhil) hNMman HGraARHGHRrRZ! nHRZM AR BGnHRZM RAHRNMr HGrNMHA naHGNMrHA. gNMnnARng GBHRZMn a ZMHRNMnGBHAGB brHRHGhHAr ARn HGhHA RZHGrHAHAHG. ZMHAMNMN nHRZM AR haBBHA nHAZM brHRHGhHArRZ anGB HGHRgHAHGhHAr ZMHA ZMARMNMN maBGHA aMNMN hNMmanRZ BZaRA! BARHAH!

• Prosperina Tarrok, I'm a bit confused. Isn't the Malton DEA the group who has been going around attacking necrotechs and executing revive "pushers". If so wouldn't helping them be at cross purposes?

• Jeff Oneil No this is the Good DEA.. Ok DHPD you know about the Beer, how about this. the first 10 officers to come on down to Owsleybank Not only do they get that, but we need 10 sergrants down here. So.. You get the beer, you get the rank, and I must be out of my mind...but you also get the DHPD Medal Of Service.... thats right you get the Beer, you get the rank, you get the medal and you also get to HUG WHATS IN THE BIG BOX..."wispering" I'll let you out of the box in a minute Thom..So come on down to Owsleybank..... the fun never stops

...Sgt McReedy Came on down, dont be the last one...

March 13th, 2006

• jeff Oneil Hello DHPD......Happy Monday.... Things at home seem to be going really well, but we could use some help In owelys bank. Think of it as being on the front lines, helping new people and making a real difference. the first 6 people get a six pack of Rockphed Green Ale.... Im not sure whats in, but he keeps telling me it will "cure what ales ya".... We need medics, and revivers.... So come on down.....

• -static- This is FmrPFCBob inside Pankhurst NT building, Molebank... -tuning- 'cades are very strong and power's on. Too many nerdy types here, not near enough tough guys. -static- is still down, repeat, Mom is still down. Last seen at Shenton Crescent RP, not standing yet. Any support nearby?... especially if you have a coffee pot, I really need some, or donuts, crullers, ....0145 GMT, Bob out.

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• Broadbelt PD... This is Oneil... break in at -static-Lucius General Hospital.. Please send responders south to re-enforce. 14 bodies on the ground.

March 12th, 2006

• Conndraka Just a quick line to say how proud I am to be a member of the DHPD. We were attacked, we suffered, we compensated, and we responded. Although there is some evedence that Zed activity will be a bit higher than we were being accustomed to, The People and officers of the DHPD have responded admirably, and better than I could have hoped for. On a side note, be sure to check out the Warrants page. a number of Warrants expired, and since there had not been contact with a number of these individuals lately, I chose not to renew said warrants. For those using UD Tools, Isuggest you move the expired warrants from "Wanted" to "PKorGK". Once again it is easy to see why we are one of the best damn survivor groups. Conndraka Out.

• Jered Cain reporting in back in Dunell. Sorry I missed out on the fun here. I'll soon either head back to Caiger to help mop up or I'll do the occasional hunt here, get myself prepped before joining a squad.

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• Thom Solo reporting from Ruggevale Walk... it looks good here, I'm heading out for a patrol later on tonight, still a bit sore after my run down from Caiger. Oh, and someone tell Rockphed that the still is in good shape and turning out some fine brew! Stay sharp!

March 11th, 2006

• Prosperina The MFD is back in town and ready to help. Well at least I'm back from Molebank. A word of warning some pkers followed me back so be on the look out for a guy called Nondescript. He uses guerilla pker attacks killing then hiding as a zombie.

Please don't revive him. http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=124229

• PsychoPhil reporting in. Made a run from the Village down to Dunell Hills. Zed activity in Peddlesden is higher than we've seen in a while. I found that the Bascombe Building was breached with barricades down, two zeds inside attacking some survivors. Managed to drop one and rebuilt the barricades a bit. I had to move on and found five more zeds standing outside Bascombe. They could use a bit of help. I'll be heading back after I rest up a bit. Now as for some good news, I finally found a set of pistols with some decent sights on 'em. I can now tag these bastards right in the head if need be. That should help slow 'em down a bit. Out.

• mikael maguire all swinnerton units respond! i repeat all swinnerton units respond! this is sargent miakel maguire. all swinnerton units return to base. bascomb is under attack and needs backup 5 zeds outside one in. light cades. 3 more on their way. i repeat all swinnerton officers return to the pd and provide backup for the bascomb building.

• Gen.Reptileus- THis is a Note from the 501st Armed Division, Some of us are makeing a run from Mall Tour 06. We will relocate at Yea Drive Police Dept. Please do not kill us. Repeat Do Not Kill Us!

• Sgt McReedy reporting that the warrant has been served on intrepidman1 in Owsleybank.

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• EbonIlnaren I stepped outside and the Hills were alive with the sound of groans from Cotty, St. Stephans, and Lucius. By the time I got to the first two, they were zed-free. Lucius General had one left, so I finished and dumped it. Everything looks clear now. Over.

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• Rockphed Oh, bah. My still is going unattended. Will someone please check up on Ruggelvale walk and make sure that no zeds have been in the liqour. General Reptilius, we try to maintain order. If you have a guilty conscience, those amoung us who are cops will ferret out all your crimes. But if you don't act guilty, and don't break the law, we won't hurt you. You don't have a guilty conscience, do you? Have a nice day.

static

• Rubix41 Rubix41 over. Looking over the Necrotech, we've got intel on 8 zeds on approach from Yoko's looking like they are moving towards the DH patch. Last known location was St Lazar's (17,32) West Becktown. Any units willing to take em out or investigate? Rubix41 over.

March 10th, 2006

<General Broadcast All Chanels - Signal Boosted to Malton Wide Band>

The War has begun in earnest Brothers and Sisters of Dunell Hills.

Bring what ever you have, whether that be Rounds, FAKs, or Syringes. Hell even spray paint to help maintain information and Morale.

As individuals we might fall, but as a group we stand and we WILL survive. Revive who you can when you can, set and fuel generators and barricade like madmen (and women) but most importantly shoot a Zed. Your friends will love you for it.

I recommend that you learn as many of the Most Wanted Profiles and Zed Problems as possible so that you can know who you are shooting.

Shoot the named Zeds first, and then work your way down the line. The more we can keep their leadership on the ground the better we do in the field.

As I have said before, this threat isn't much of one... but we MUST respond with the due force and vigilance that someone coming into OUR house deserves.

Fight On, Fight Well, Stay Safe, Stay Alive. I am Conndraka, 1st Commisioner of the DUNELL HILLS POLICE DEPARTMENT. Alive and Kickin it in Dunell Hills.

You want some of me? Come Get Some you Son of a Bitches.

Conndraka....Out

• Rockphed Rrh brrn rrrng rn hrh rarrra, hrahrh rrh rng hra. Mrarh brrn rrrng rn hrh rarrra, rh rh hra hrh rmrh aa.

With all the heavy barricading going on today, I got stuck outside when I went to check the front of Club Meade. I tried to find a way inside, but no luck. I'm making this broadcast hoping someone will check that I'm not eaten, because I'm going to have to rest in the street soon. If someone finds me, tell me where I can get inside becuase I'm not going to have alot of energy to go searching. Hope I'm alive in the morning, this is Tyler SanCristobal, over and out.

• dr antman Mmmm i love the smell of a full spent clip in the morning. But on a worse note, I know you want to stay safe and think I will put the barricades up to full to stop the zeds but many of my friends and allies cant find an entry point and are getting maulled so read the spraypaint at the PD's it says "KEEP AT VS+2" so please do that. But annyways keep up the headshots.

March 9th, 2006

• IM PULLING THE CHAIN ON ALL SQUADS-PLEASE CHECK SECURE CHANNELS- SQUAD LEADERS---(Message repeats every 7 minutes)

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• Rockphed Will people stop putting repeating messages on air, Some of us like to hear the news, then roll over and go back to sleep. If you don't already know, we are in the midst of a full scale invasion. Yea was hit yesterday, and the Dury Building was hit early this morning. There were about 30 zeds inside at 1:30 am, but I don't know the current status. I'm out of ammo, so I have resorted to using my axe. And remember, not all zmobies want to come back to life. Some even become violent when deprived of unlife. I know sticking them in the back of the neck with a needle is fun, but it might not be worth it. Have a nice day, and someone turn off that stupid repeating message. I need my beauty sleep.

click

• PsychoPhil reporting in. Yea Drive was wide open with 2 zeds inside when I static there this morning. I dropped one zed and the other took off after seeing his buddy get nailed with a flare gun (golf clap in the background). I rebuild the barricades a bit but I'm wearing down and getting tired.

• This is FmrPFCBob from inside Dury 1400GMT. 'Cades are good, Net's up and a new scan in the Science Dept. I passed through Broadbelt earlier, Bryan Adams killed some people so we got him out then a rabid zombie got in and infected a bunch of people. -static- ... signal fades

• Sgt McReedy requesting help. Zeds are currently FLOODING into Billet Auto Repair. Sixteen of the bastards at last count.... 21:04, 9 March 2006 (GMT)

March 8th, 2006

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• Rockphed Aloha! I am up here next to my favorite psyche-ward. There are currently 3 zombies inside and 2 of the living. If you are near Alonsius General Hospital, please assist. Repeat, we have a 3425, or something, Three zombies in a hospital. I was planning on getting more supplies for Disenfectant Daquiries, but I suppose I'll have to settle for Bedsheet Beer. Feel free to drop on by for some intoxicants whenever the pain of seeing zombies eat your friends gets to ya. I won't promise good taste, but one glass won't kill you.

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• Jeff Oneil WE Need an Update from Yea... DR A.S.A.P----here or on other channels.....Yea DR. A.S.A.P....Jeff Oneil 03:16, 8 March 2006 (GMT)

Long single Tone

Broadwave from Opps to All Personnel on All Channels in All Media:
Posse confirmed report of 33 Zeds in Yea Drive Precinct as of 02:48 GMT.
the Zeds have got bored at Cagier and are moving to other pastures.
All Squads,Teams, and Strike Force Members: If you feel you can maintain your current positions, 
send all available personnel  back to the homeland, Otherwise hold what you've got.
Assume: Yoko has finished her song.
Do not panic, but respond with all due vigilance.

Long single Tone (Message repeats every 12 minutes)

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• Darth Sensitive calling. I'm currently at *boom click-chik boom* Yea Drive. There are currently 33 zeds in here *blamblamblam*. Never mind, just dropped one with two rounds between the eyes. I was *boom click-chik boom* here when they first busted in. They *clack of hammer on empty chamber and muttered swearing* took down most of us. *Blamblam* I just got a syringe, and I'm back. *Blam click* There are three survivors in here, and *Blamblamblamblam* 30 zeds. I'm falling back now. We need reinforcements, but you'll have to free run in. Darth Sensitive out.

click

• Rockphed CHUTE! I'll be heading up to Dunell to take down this invasion. I have a sringe, but almost no ammo. Where can I hide? Don't answer that. There are probably zeds listening, so send it on more secure channels. Well, the still can wait. I think that might help the alcohol brewin' in it. Rockphed out.

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• PsychoPhil reporting in. The zeds have been very active over the past two static. Reports from the CDF confirm that Tynte Mall in Pimbank has fallen. DHPD officere Sgt McReedy reports that Marven Mall in South Blythville has also fallen. Things static the Village have been relatively quite but we static starting to seem some ferals wandering static. Will be heading over to the static area as soon as I rest up a bit.

tuning

• Officer O'Delaw *cough, pant* .. Stone me, what a day. For starters, I woke up dead outside broadbelt grove again, then I hear that Yea is under attack.. I stopped by to lend a hand but no one was left there. No one alive, anyway. The 'cades are back up at VS. Anybody that wants to go take a few potshots at the 20 or so zeds still in there, be my guest....

OOC: Mental note: QUIT TOP POSTING!

• Sgt McReedy here. Been going 'walkabout' down South but returned when I heard about Yea Drive. I just attempted to execute a warrent against coil snake in Broadbelt. Got him down to about 23hp when he bolted. Last words were 'better barricade'. Just checked and the barricades on Broadbelt are down to 'lightly'. Repeat, it looks like Broadbelt in under attack and barricades are down to 'lightly'! Mount Up!

• Marcus Payne -makes a breathing sound- Its so good to be back home, its been almost two months already. I came back as soon as I heard the message, the Mall going silent for a while wasn't just a hunch. Crafty bastards, those zeds are. Alpha Squad's in the area, and we're ready to defend. Over and out.

March 6th, 2006

-static-

• Rockphed Greetings people of Malton. I bear good news, my still has aged from Spring Ale into Disenfectant Beer. It should be good, so drop on by, and for the measly price of some 'cading, you can have some. I think things are quieting down here, but my alcohol might solve that problem. Remember, Drink Responsibly. Even alcohol can't drown zombie outbreaks.

-click-

• Bad ass mom Hello from Peddlesden everyone. Zzzt Squeak Things have been kinda quiet here... Zzzt Squeak Squeak ...we got a few cold brews here and entertainment... Zzzt zzzt... a bug zapper and some zombie rats, fun times!! Seriously though, we have some job openings here. We could use some steady officers to maintain the revive points and perform scans. squeak There is action -static- found, patrols and occasional breakins -static- C'mon up ya'll Zzzzzt Squeeweak Hey guys knock that one loose! Dang it, gotta go, stay safe and Mom loves ya. -static-

-static-

• Conndraka Hey Rockphed, check out the Mal-Ton Brewery wiki page. Couldnt help but think of you...Conndraka Out

-static-

• Jeff Oneil 4 zeds in the Hospital in owelys bank... you know the one.....

-static-

• Rubix41 -sound of heavy objects being pushed and people shouting- This is #0999 reporting in. I have a breach at Yoko's -static- in the SE near Pag -buzz-. Zed's starting coming in small but the 'cades are coming down faster than I can put them up. -sound of rhymthic pounding- Backup requested...backup requested. #0999 Out.

March 5th, 2006

• PsychoPhil reporting in. Be on the lookout for survivor magaluf2005. I was sleeping in Ostrehan Towers last night when he attacked me. Proof has been submitted to the DHPD legal department.

March 4th, 2006

• Officer O'Delaw Well, so far I've been tangled, clawed, bitten, and infected. Up until now I had never been shot. I am -really- pissed off...

• Dr Antman Hello *sound of chatter nad coffee slurping* Thought I would speak up for a change and say hi to anyone listening. I am still on my constant supply runs to help anyone out. Cant wait til the day I get some R and R. Well this is Dr Antman, See you all later *static*

• Alan Shieh Ah shit... there's Xyu out there in the masses... I had enough of his crap! I'm going to go headshot him. *walking sound* Aw dammit! Stupid library overbarricaded. Better fix this up first. *some crowbar smacking sounds are heard* There... now I won't get stuck outside. *walking sound, some pisol and lots of shotgun blasts* That's in the name of the DHPD you bastard!!! *smashing noise, lots of zombie groaning* HOLY FUCK! LET ME IN DAMMIT! LET ME IN!!! DON'T TOUCH ME YOU ZOMBIE BASTARDS! *more pistol shots are heard followed by some screaming*

• Dr Antman GOD NOOO . . . They got him. This is why you dont overbarricade you twits. You lose good men. The next zed i see im gonna shove his head in a food processer just for you alan

• Tristam777 Hey everyone I bet you a 6-pack *Cheers* and a pack of smokes I can pierce this zed's ear before he bites me, then *Static* shoot the earring off from 50 yards *More Cheers and Laughter* any takers? *Static* Yeah we're pretty bored in the Village.

• Unknown Broadcast (Recorded message. A strange voice speaks, with Don't look back in Anger it up): Are YOU bored with sitting in ignorance whilst there's so much going on around you? Do YOU want read the latest news in our area of Malton every month? Then read The Dakerstown Times! This month, learn the TRUE story behind the current siege of Caiger Mall!

Message repeats

• PsychoPhil reporting in. Big Jagga killed Desk Sgt Bunter last night. I've tracked him to Edmund General but, as usual, I need backup to execute the warrent.

• Your friendly idiot, Jered Cain here. Hopped o

• Bigboss9631 -Radio is suddenly filled with cursing that seems to be fizzly- -

chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"EH YOU DIRTY -chh- HOW ABOUT YOU STOP DOING EXACTLY WHAT I TOLD YA NOT TO, EH??" -panting- "This is crazy! The Z one block north of us is a friendly waiting revival! Don't kill him! How many times I gotta tell you stubborn bastards?? He's be shot dozens upon dozens of times! I mean, I just saw some retard shoot him up myself! As if I didn't scream to at everyone inside the station! Guys, I know some of you are NecroTech qualified, please, tell everyone in your area to come and help! Why won't you give these guys a revive??" -cuts out with some murmured cursing-

-beeps, then signal is turned off-

November 15th, 2005

• Alan Shieh "Hey guys! I'm back from my little trip to the hospital. I figured since things are starting to get a bit rough, we might need these first-aid kits I got. If anyone is hurt, don't hesitate to come to HQ and ask for some patching up. On my way back here, I haven't seen any zombie activity at all. Seems pretty clean near HQ... Over and out."

-static-

• SatelliteofLove -chhhh- "Yo looks like a certain important building has been.....-phhhhhhhh- ..rricaded, so steer clear unphhhhhhhh- over and out.

-squealing, followed by a couple of beeps-

• Leit "Spent most of the day searching for syringes at Drury.Those damn necrotechs must've had some sense of humour... it's like an easter egg hunt in there. Eventually found one in the air ducts while heading for the roof."

-slight background whine creeps in-

• Leit "Transmission and reception is pretty bad out here on the outskirts of the quarantine zone. Wonder if that's the military's fault. Should ask the next fresh-faced soldierboy they drop in here as zed bait. One walked into the safehouse I'm in, but he seems a little witless. Don't blame him, he's barely got enough skill to keep himself above the carnage on the streets."

• Leit "Anyway, turns out the building next to mine has the main strength of the DHPD in it... along with what looks like some kinda escaped experiment. Sorta wondering if I should transmit or if I should just tape a note to the door."

• Leit "Then again... Scroll, if Sue's still in bad shape, drop a line on the radio. I'll do my best to meet up wherever you can herd her. These syringes are dead easy, it's not gettin' your hand bit off using them that's the problem. That's if I can get out, of course... someone in this building is mighty keen on barricades, every time I look around there's more stuff piled up. Getting downright claustrophobic in here. Least it's safe to sleep - Leit out."

-click-

-signal fades in and out-

• Scrollhaven "Roger that, chief. No luck finding Sue yet, and I've been running on no sleep for a couple of days now, chewin' my knuckles lookin' for her. I'm going to catch some rest, I'm hopin' she's headed over to Peddleston, that's my next suburb to check out, maybe I can find some of those Elite fellas and establish communication with them. Over and out."

• Lancensis -static fading into low hum- "Hey y'all. Just been checking out the North-Eastern Quadrant. Although it looks like there's more than we're used to, I'm still not convinced there's as many as reports are claiming. Of course we all know Zombies/Aliens/Monsters gravitate towards the skeptics so I guess I ought to be worried. A quick thought though:-If the guys tagging the walking dead try and post the profiles of the ones they run into, we might be able to see if a lot of new zombies are arriving, or if it's just a fluctuation. Anyway, I need to go and rest now, and clean my axe, so-over-and-out from me"

-static-

• Carfan7 -static- Watch the east side of the town! I repeat! Watch the east side of the town...-static-"

-ppfffshhhhhh-

• Bigboss9631 -chhhh- Reporting in on some moderate zombie activity in the northeastern quadrant of our sector. I don't think there's an official PD for the next couple of towns, requesting to be revived should I not make it back from recon and S&D missions? I also have a buddy over in East Becktown. He's at the Herbert Museum. Please get him revived up, he's one of ours! -kshhhhhh-

• Skurge9631 -chhhhhhhh- -Some banging and clanking noises- Graaaaaghhhhh.... shhhteeppphhheennnsss hharrghhhshpitallll......mrrrnnggghh......-some clicking noises then fades out-

November 14th, 2005

-ssssshh-

• Bigboss9631 -chhhh- "I'm sorry, I was mistaken, he is very near your clinic. He's right over in Brooke Hills. It is only about 5 blocks from the clinic. Check your map and get back to me asap! Those humans keep killing him! He's standing now, but not for long."

• MorthBabid "...then turn it faster! What? Oh! Damn it all. This is Doctor Morth Babid at the Yagoton Revivification Clinic; we just happened upon your recent call for aid in the area while tinkering with this...well, beygones. While no one knows of a 'Dampier' building, perhaps you mean the Dawbin Museum, you can recieve aid at the clinic for any unfortunate dead at our open-air clinic...assuming you can lure the poor bastard in. -crackle fsssh- We're at GPS stat '45,17', and last we heard there are doctors in the nearby hospitals. But look out for any infe..."

-the signal cuts in a electronic squeal, then fades into static-

• SatelliteofLove Grabba! Goobulldeegook! Im at Jaques Street! Raw! (smashes radio. It was sheer luck that she figured out how to use it)

-kshhht-whiiiiine-

• Leit "Huh - feedback. That's weird. Had to switch off my radio to get any sleep last night. Still trying to find those zombies... wish I had some sort of profile to work off, some idea what they look like. I've wandered into a pub after taking care of some zombies who'd broken into a building a little further up. There's a soldier in the corner muttering about a lost book, and a couple of other active guys. Haven't paid much attention to their conversation, library fines aren't really my greatest concern."

-sheeek-squeal-

• Leit "So yeah, Scrollhaven, drop a line if you're listening and let us know how the folks at Caiger are doing. And see if you can pick up 'Maybe' by the Inkspots..."

-signal echoes and fades-

-chhhhh-

• Bigboss9631 "Hey guys, I got some friends who need some serious help. Both are in Yagoton, but one won't be able to make very good speed. Skurge9631 is fine, he's at Yagoton's FD but the other guy got taken down and he can't move as fast in his new form. Please, help him. Last I heard, he was outside the Dampier building in Yagoton, please help him."

-crackle-

-heavy clunking, presumably as a handheld radio is jostled against something-

• Albino Sue "Nguuh...brnh...mrh?...Grh...gruuuuh..."

-continues for several hours, signal gradually weakening as time goes on-

-whine cuts into static-

• Leit "This is enough. I don't know where these deadheads are getting the radios from, but I'm betting it's some sort of treatment to break our minds. Damn lurchers are smarter than they look... or maybe" -pause- "maybe there's a horde master out there. I don't know, analysis was never my strong point. These poor bastards might be being used and not even know it..."

-click-

-beep beep, click-

• Leit "Well, the feedback's cut out at least. Couldn't sleep, so I went for a stroll... came across a zed with a DHPD badge. Half-wrecked radio was all the evidence I needed. I've dosed it with the Super Necro Serum� and fixed the radio, but that was the best I could do. Hope they manage to make it back to Dunell."

• Leit "So I guess maybe I was just being paranoid before. Startin' to really worry about Scrollhaven and co., though. Hope to crunchy none of those transmissions were theirs... Leit out."

-click-

-signal whines, but fades in-

• Scrollhaven "Hey folks, this is Scrolly, reporting from the Ratcliffe motel. Bad news is I don't think Albino Sue made it. I'm going to scour this place raw until I find her, but I have no idea how to even use these god-damn syringes! For any and all heading for Caiger Mall, I warn you that the mall is under heavy siege! Repeat, Caiger Mall is under HEAVY SIEGE! There's a crowd of 190 or more brain-snackers tearing at the barricades. GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN! Sue! Sue, if you can read me, I'll try and find you, but if there's any cognizant brain cells left in there, see if you can make it to Peddleston, Jacques Drive I think it's called... I'll try and find you there..."

-distorted howl

• Lancensis "Some new guy is passed out in front of the HQ with only a couple of Zombies for company. I had a go at doin' them in, but the God of chopping things into little bits wasn't smiling on me today. Also good opportunity for easy Undead killing practice. I'm holing up in the pub next to the Station, and I don't know how safe it is, so if anyone sees me being eaten...just use your best judgement. Over and Out.

• Bigboss9631 -chhh- We have a guy over at Yea Drive PD and he's doing fine. He made it over here from Yagoton but one guy is still stuck in Eastonwood. He's dead over at Hugo Walk. Send me a message if you can give him a revive! My AIM is Bigboss9631. I hope my PDA still works after all this..."

November 13th, 2005

-chhhh...chhhhhh----click-

• Bigboss9631 -chhh--click- "Hey guys, I've got two friends still over in Yagoton. One is an ex-military police trainee of mine and longtime buddy, the other is a friend of his, a military field medic. They're both pretty unexperienced and are coming from Yagoton, and that's about a day's journey. If you could coordinate an escort for revival or defense purposes, please do help. They currently need only one syringe because one was taken down, but bring two anyways. Your assistance will not go unrewarded. Please pass this message on in the station(in-game) to let some people know so I can get a S&R party going. I need 1-3 people and 2 syringes. Please, help them"

-click-

• Bigboss9631 -clanking noises as radio is picked up- "Err, hello? I was interested in joining your ranks as a member of the DHPD. Looks like you guys might need some help. I'm already at the safehouse, but this is to anyone out on active duty. I'm with the Yagoton PD but we got overrun by Z's and then Uborkapete came in and turned our station into a revivification clinic. I've got some prior experience with weapons, but I'm hoping to earn my respect among friends. It will be a pleasure serving with you people. Over."

--beep beep, click--

• Leit "Alrighty. Good afternoon, Maltonians of all shapes and sizes. Remember now, don't discriminate against zombies because of their skin colour... discriminate because of their annoying tendency to try and rip your intestines out! Anyway, today's looking like a good day... sun's out, and from where I'm catching a tan on this roof, I can't see a single z. Damn, but do I have to move. Clearly there's some action to be had, considering the hospital whose barricades got clawed away overnight. Was only one z on the road near there though."

• Leit "So I was sort of wondering... why am I getting zombie moans over the air? Can't understand a word. I'll go have a look if I can find 'em tomorrow, it's making me jumpy as hell..."

-click, static fades-

• SatelliteofLove grrraaahhH ooppps I mean "hi!" yes so per the advice of people around me I have now moved in front of the DHCP HQ. Over and grrraahahahababa!

• SatelliteofLove So, yeah, im hanging out at the Jacoban Arms or whatever its called....i cant read so well because im a zombie...crackle but if you want to revive me that cools....if not then i think that Phil Lesh and I will just kill each other over and over. out!

-static-

• Carfan7 "I still can't find my journal...."

-static-

• Yan Teng "Satellite or Phil, come in. This is Yan Teng. Listen, I'm here at Cotty and Jacomb with a revivification syringe. I'm sorry I couldn't find more, but I spent an unGodly amount of time getting this one, so it will have to do for now. Get up and STAY up outside Jacomb, I'll be waking up every once in a while to check on you" -moans in the distance- "Ah...I'd better get off the streets.

-static-

• Yan Teng' "Damnit!" -sound of a wooden object being kicked and skittering across a linoleum floor- "I'm sorry, I took a guess on if a zombie outside was either of you two, and it wasn't. Now I'm too tired to make it back to the Necrotech laboratory and get more syringes...I've failed you again. I'm sorry."

-static-

-long tuning sounds, signal extremely faded and choppy-

• Scrollhaven "Ey folks, ivate Scrolly here, transmitting way ove from Caiger Mall in Chu yton. Albina Sue and me are shopping fo supplies, wow, ere are a lo of urvivors here, some of them are messed u pretty ad. There's a coup o brain-munchers moaning around in th mezzanine, so e warned, this mall isn't totally secure, ot to mention at it sure wasn't eas to get into - we had to scale e walls to get o the second loor."

-sounds of a couple of shotgun blasts, faint screaming-

• Scrollhaven "at being said, I'm filling a ole duffel bag wi Sam Goody music, so expec some better usic to come out of Radio Free DH D. Scroll ere over and out!"

-signal whines, fades-

• Leit "Scrollhaven, there was a very good reason I left the mall... they're having regular break-ins, and it gets a little wearing on the nerves. If you have to sleep over in that place, then I suggest you DO NOT under any circumstances do so in the northeast corner. It's the most regularly broken into, and they've lost enough good men there. There are plenty of survivor hideouts around with really good barricades set up, if you don't mind a little roof-to-roof, but be warned that there are also a few buildings harbouring shamblers. Preston Arms was a pretty good safehouse while I was there... if you can make it. Leit out-"-crackle-

-static-

-signal dies-

November 12th, 2005

• Leit -a series of long and short beeps come over the air-

-a little later-

• Leit -angry electronic screeching and several loud pops sound- *muffled, broken sounds of someone singing* "Our sergeant-major jumped fro-" *crackle* "--gonna jump no mooore" *whistling, eventually drowned out by static*

-still later-

• Leit "Voice is up, I think. Damn it, why would zombies ruin communication equipment? It's almost as though they knew exactly what they were doing. Either way, I'm in Dunnell Hills. Heard about organised resistance from the guys at Caiger Mall. Which, incidentally, seems doomed. Therefore, I offer my services and more guns than any human could reasonably be expected to carry across a city's worth of rooftops. I've found a club next to a PD. in the NE corner of the suburb. There are a couple of guys here, but I guess I'll let them sleep for now. The quiet makes a change, only had to kill one zombie on the way in."

• Leit "I'm going to catch some downtime. Be poking around over the next few days. If you see me, I'm not a zombie, just really tired. And before you ask: a shotgun is the ideal way to wake someone up, yes, but it tends not to put them in a very neighbourly frame of mind..."

-pause-

-signal is turned off-

November 11th, 2005

• Yan Teng -crackle, pop- "...this..." -static- "Damnable thing..." -a loud smashing noise, then the static clears- "Ah, better. Hello? This thing on? Can anyone hear me? My name is Yan Teng, I am a Necrotech lab technician, and I've found myself here in the Dunell Hills area! Some people told me about local resistance, and I'm looking to lend my support and experience to the DHPD. Figured I'd say hello. Over."

-silence for a time, then a slight popping sound-

• Yan Teng "I've managed to find my way to one of the police stations in the area, so it looks like I'll be safe for a while. Glad to be here, Yan Teng out."

-static-

• Carfan7 "I can't believe that penguin stole my peanuts! Now I don't have any beer nuts! (sniff, sniff) I can't still can't find my journal yet either....(sigh) Bad week....(pauses) Damn...."

-static-

-signal fades-

November 10th, 2005

• Willr3 "Hel...Hello? Anyone hearing this? I repeat is anyone hearing this? Hmm... I guess there is no easy to find out. Well if so the listen well please. This is an S.O.S. I am a refugee trapped in Club Illing. I got in a fight with one of those nasty fuckers and he managed to get his teeth on me. Still he won't be biting anyone else ever again, I made sure of that. Anyway if anyone hears this please head over to Club Illing, I need medical attention. I'd head to a hospital but I'm not sure I could make it there. Heh it's kinda funny now that you think about it, I used to try pretty hard to get into nightclubs and now that I'm in one I can't get out. But I digress. So if anyone can hear me please head over to Club Illing, there are a few other survivors here but no doctors so noone can do anyone thing for me."

-static, long pause-

• Scrollhaven "Hey, where'd our penguin go? HEY! Has anyone seen the penguin? I swear to God, here one minute, gone the next."

-scruffling sounds, a moment passes-

• Scrollhaven "Oh, THERE you are. Jeez, you sure are a slick little fella, arencha? Been listening to the radio all morning, I see. Well, keep it up, I'm headed next door to drink a bunch of pints with the fellas and take pot shots at the moaner in the alley. Anything comes up, just give us a squawk or throw up a herring or whatever the hell it is you do. Over and out."

-door slams-

• "Ark?"

-signal fades-

-sounds of movement-

• Carfan7 "Hi little fella, wanna peanut? (sound of shell cracking) here you go-F*CK! Why did you bite- OW! That's not a worm! OW! NOOO! Not my whole package of peanuts! Damn penguin.... Hey? Where'd he go?......"

-sounds of walking, then a door slams-

-a crinkling of a plastic bag, then cracking of shells-

• "(crunch, crunch, crunch) Ark...."

-signal fades-

November 9th, 2005

-Crackling noise. Static. More static.-

• Idank "Hello? Is this working? Are you listening? M'escoltes nena? Raquel? If you are hearing this come to the DHPD. I know you are alive. Idank out..."

-static-

• Carfan7 "Thanks for the radio guys! Good Afternoon Malton! And to you zombies out there, f*ck you! I shot 2 zombies at the church for you guys and I barricaded a few places. I hope you guys like Metallica! Here you go...."

-clear broadcast of "Enter the Sandman"-

-after a while the song finishes-

-a few hours later, a tuning sound is heard-

• Canfan7 "Goooood evening survivors! (mumbles) stupid zombie f*ckers..... Hope you guys liked that song! How about some System of a Down?.....Oh too late I put the tape in!"

-clear broadcast of "BYOB"-

-after a while the song ends-

• Carfan7 "Nighty, night Malton!!! Over and out!"

-signal is shut off-

November 8th, 2005

-Signal live, sounds of a scratchy recording of A3's "Woke up this morning, got myself a gun"-

• Scrollhaven "Well hel-lo and good morning, struggling survivors and lurching moaners of Malton City! This is private first class 'Scrolly' here to say that it is a bright and sunny day up here in the Dunell Hills Police Department. Yesterday was a rough day for us, but it's a new dawn and things are looking consolidated and well-coordinated. The rumors of the massive zombie horde moving in are so far appearing a bit exaggerated, but you know those droolers aren't exactly known for moving fast, heh heh."

-slight static-

• Scrollhaven "We haven't seen many more survivors trickling in, but we have been working overtime to patch up the wounded. The good doctor Albino Sue has been doin' a good job trackin' supplies from the hospitals and keeping an eye on those brain-munchers that don't happen to be on the DHPD medical plan. In other news, a strange, fishy odor has recently permeated our headquarters - not that this city doesn't already stink to high heaven of course, but it's pretty unusual for those zombozos to start smellin' of sardines, mm? Our good man CholeraParty has been doing his best to investigate the situation, but the smell seems to be centralized from his trouser region. Who can say?"

-more tuning, background music-

• Scrollhaven "Anyway, now that we've managed to wire up the transciever to this old 8-track, I thought I'd hit you listeners this morning with a nice rendition of Louis Armstrong's 'What a wonderful world.' Hope it gives you some cheer in this hellhole of a town. Out for now."

-music clearer. "I see skies... of blue..."-

-A signal picks up. Sounds of tuning-

• Galanoth "Goooood Afternoon Dunell Hills!! This is Big G Live from.. well I can't really say now can I? Earlier today I just invented a new sport! It's called : Jumping out from a window and Hacking a Zombie in two on the way down! Wound up with a minor shoulder dislocation and a broke ankle but i'm still propped up in a doorway with my trusty pistols and Shotgun! But enough about that, you all wan't music don't you?! Well here's an old favorite of mine from the Punisher Soundtrack! Drowning Pool's: Step Up. And to all my Listeners out there remember "It Don't Mean a Thing" This is Big G, Signing out."

-Music Kicks in, several curses and gunshots heard as well before the signal ends.-

• Alan Shieh "See!? What did I tell you!? We have everything under control. There are still zombie freaks lingering out there, but the hospitals are well barricaded last time I checked. Running out of ammunition though, so I'm going to spend some time hanging around, looking for any ammo in headquarters. Don't worry guys, we'll make it through here, I just know it! Over and out!"

-static-

• Carfan7 "You just want me at the junkyard? Over."

-static-

• Carfan7 "I've made it to Dunell Hills! I'm in one of the pubs in the west. You guys meet me there and get me a radio, water and some rations. Beans would be fine. Oh yeah, anyone see my journal anywhere? I lost it somewhere. I ate too much beans oh crap....-static-

-static turns out to be farts-

• Carfan7 "Yeah and how about some prune juice...heheheh. Just kidding!"

-more farting-

-actual static-

• Carfan7 "Over and (fart) out!"

-signal is avctive, but is turned off after a moment-

November 7th, 2005

-signal goes live-

• Carfan7 "Sup guys...Good news...-static- looked around the eastern part of Dunell Hills-static-haven't found the 77 zombies. But still don't let you guard down. You will never know when those f*ckers will strike..."

-pause-

-crackling-

-time passes-

• sylviaplath "I traveled down to Owsleybank against much advice, to see if I could find family. True to warning all that happened was a zombie attack in a church as I slept near a confessional. "

-soft crying-

-signal breaks, then fades in with less strength-

• sylviaplath "real news is no sign of the bigger horde that was gossiped about. I'll make my way home soon, and hack up anything I can find on my way."

-signal fades out-

-short, high whine as nearby, strong signal comes in-

• Albino Sue "We have an emergency! The northern wing of the hospital has been -sound of a revolver firing, with a ricochet- breached by undead forces! I got the doors closed, but I don't know how to -another revolver shot, with another ricochet- contruct a barricade! The people in here are in an extremely perilous position! I can't disclose the location but everyone at the headquarters should be familiar with the -shotgun roaring- BLOODY HELL, I thought I was getting better at this! We - "

-more gunshots, scuffling-

• Albino Sue "Out of ammunition! Falling back! Assistance is needed immediately!"

-signal cuts out sharply-

• Alan Shieh "Hey is this thing even working?"

-gunshots heard outside-

• "Goddamn it! The damned zombies are attacking the hospitals up north from here! They could really use some help you kno..."

-shotgun blast makes his speech incoherent-

• "Goddamn freaks! They're everywhere! Don't worry, everything's under control... I think... over and out. Eat this you sons of..."

-the signal is cut after a loud shotgun sound-

-static-

• Carfan7 (sounds of running) "Hold on guys! I'm...-static-...oming!!!!"

-static-

-pause, you hear gunshots in the background, then something heavy being dragged-

-pause-

-you hear hammering-

• Carfan7 "I'm in one of the hospitals in the south. There was a zombie in here, but I shot it, dragged the body outside and barricaded the place. I hope this is the place you were talking about..."

-you hear guns being reloaded-

-static-

• Carfan7 "Hey is Scrollhaven there? Over."

-static-

• SatelliteofLove "I just shot some zombies at St. Lukes. There were three at least. Over and Out."

• Galanoth -A new frequency picks up- "Hello All you Survivalists and Corpses out there! This is Big G in the middle of this god d*mn Battle! As the saying went back in Veitnam 'It don't mean a thing!' And being here for d*mn near a year, i've came to realize it. Hold on a sec.. I'm broadcasting from outside and well.."

-Shotgun Blast is heard-

• "I'm goin around killin! I'm apart of the DHPD, formerly a part of the 101st Army infantry sent into this place.. All my buds are now dead.. But to liven the mood, here's some good ol' Heavy Metal to listen to while killin' those shambling idiots out there!"

-Music begins, it's Rob Zombie's "Feel So Numb"-

• "Now that's what i'm talkin about! This is Big G, signing out!"

-Signal Ends-

-Tuning sounds, sudden broadcast-

• Scrollhaven "Ha! Well, sorry I've been off the air for the day, but I left the radio in capable hands, I think. Let's give it up to Biggie G for supplying Radio Free DHPD with it's first music broadcast. I've been running some errands and now I'm hip deep in gore. Gettin' patched up by our medics right now, and I can tell you. As it stands, from what I can tell and what our scouts are saying, the rumors of the zombie horde are so far just rumors. Still, we've had a small wave hit some of our safehouses and I can tell ya, it's kept us awful busy."

-sound of someone yelling in the background-

• Scrollhaven "Dude, if you didn't want blood on your metal albums, you shouldn't leave 'em around! So sue me. Someone brought back in that arm we found the other day, and it turns out it's not half bad for working the mixer in here. Hey, if that fella from Ackland Mall is still listening - I think you might've said something about your radio pooping out - we've got a fresh one waiting for you here at our broadcast booth. If you're comin' from the fire station, just head west 'till ya see a junkyard, you'll find us just around the corner from the museum. Hope to see you in a bit. Over and Out."

-Signal tunes out-

November 6th, 2005

-tuning, signal live-

• Carfan7 "Yo what's up everybody! I'm in West Becktown in a cinema. I'm almost there guys! Hope you guys are doing well -static-

-crackling, static-

-signal goes dead-

-tuning-

• Carfan7 "Dammit, my radio keeps crapping out on me!! -static- almost there anyways, so when I get there, you guy just get me another portable radio. Or you can fix mine, anything's fine with me. See ya later guys! Over."

-signal turns off-

-tuning sounds, signal strong-

• Scrollhaven "Hey mate! The night shift here said you mentioned an incoming wave of these f*ckers. Thanks for the heads-up, we're scrambling here to tighten things up and prepare. It'll be a long, hard slog if any brain-munchers try to track us down. Unfortunately, that means I can't drop any more clues as to where we're located. But we can send some folks out to try and find you. We're trying to spread out more regardless, so if you meet folks, you might just be able to ask around. We can definitely hook you up with a fresh radio and some batteries. Hang in there, and we'll see you soon, over."

-signal intermittent, occasional sounds of hammering and yelling-

-signal goes on-

• Carfan7 (His voice sounds urgent) "H-h-h-h-elp. I've lost all the feeling in my legs. I'm still in West Becktown. I think I'm going to die for sure this time. I'm in Help Bank, and the doors are just closed-no barricades.(chuckles) Ironic isn't it? I just wanted to...-broadcast ends-

-static, a sound of something dropping then the signal immeditely goes dead-

-frantic tuning, signal echoes in an out.-

• Scrollhaven "No! You poor basterd, hang in there. We're going to assemble a small team to come get you! You're almost here. There's a police station about three blocks to your west we've kept barricaded. See if you can make it there. If not... if you get infected, well... try to keep in mind somewhere back in whatever zombified brain stem you may get that we're revivifying folks at Stephen General Hospital. Some of our guys are a little gun-happy, so no guarantees. I'll keep an eye peeled for ya, and stick to the radio in case you manade to re-broadcast. We'll keep the channel clear. Over and out."

-rustling sounds, static, channel stays live-

-signal is hard to read-

• Carfan7 I'm ok...-static- sorry for all the concern -static- I accidentely dropped my radio -static- hard to hear. -static- Don't worry about me, I'm fine now...-static- I'm in Ainslie Road Fire Station, by the way. Radio me where you want to position me and I'll go there tomorrow. Over and out."

-cocking of guns hearable in the background-

-static-

-after a few hours the signal is turned off-

November 5th, 2005

-tuning, signal live-

• Scrollhaven "Hey there, mall-shopper. We're definitely reading you louder and clearer now. Status update for today: We've been hit pretty hard by a small wave of these brain-sniffers, but we've struck back hard and we've tightened our defenses quite a bit. But some of our guys got a little overenthusiastic with the hammer and nails... so I hope you're pretty good-" -static- "...scaling walls, heh. I'll update a little later with hints on our position, over."

-static-

• Carfan7 "For some reason the 77 zombies from the next block over have left... -static- say that they may be heading over to Dunell Hills -static- careful -static-

-static, then signal goes dead-

November 4th, 2005

-signal live-

• Scrollhaven -Sounds of moaning, occasional gunshots, a scream ending in a gurgle.- "Gooooooooooooooo-o-oood MORNING Malton City! First Private Scrolly here again, reporting live from Dunell Hills PD. We've accumulated quite a few fresh survivors today, as well as other more unfriendlier folk who seem to think the buffet is open - wait, hold on a sec..." -faded a little- "Yo, Satellite, shut tha goddamned door already, JEEZ!" -clearer- "Nonetheless, our barricades are holding strong, for the most part... We've found that..."

-sounds of gunshots, and a minor explosion, ducking and scrabbling. static-
-grunting, a few bumps, and a shriek-

• Scrollhaven -Fuzzily- "Aw, geez. Who's arm is this? Satellite, this your arm? O-oh... you've still got both of yours. HEY! Anybody MISSING an ARM?" -clearer- "Hi! We've found an extra appendage here at Radio Free DHPD, if you can come down to the office and correctly identify what type of limb it is, as well as convince us not to shoot you directly in the head, it's yours. Back on in a bit, over and out."

-a couple hours later, some fuzzy static and tuning-

• Scrollhaven "Hey folks! No-one's come in to claim the arm, so we threw it out the window and boarded it back up. A scout came in earlier and said that our hospitals have been under heavy attack lately, so any of you DHPDers listening out there, see if you can grab an axe, head out there and do some damage and keep those barricades strong. We're trying to keep the supply of first-aid kits going strong. So give us a hand, will you? As for the rest of you, if you've got a radio going on - which I guess you do if you're listening, and you've managed to find a walkie-talkie and some batteries, you can tune in to our broadband channel. We're taking questions if you've got 'em. Naturally, we can't disclose our specific location, but we can give you hints. Good luck!"

-Tuning and static-

-More static-

• Carfan7 (The signal is a little better then yesterday) "The signal's clearer now! -static- Well...kinda. Anyways I am almost in Dunell Hills. I'm in Ackland Mall right now. When I get there I can help you guys. -static- T e signal i break ng up... I ta k to you tom rrow -static- See -static- you tomo row!

-Signal turns off-

November 3rd, 2005

• Scrollhaven "Hey! Hey, can anyone hear us? Over."

-static-

• Scrollhaven "Hey, if anyone's out there, this is Private Scrolly up in Dunell Hills. I've hooked with some civilians and police from the neighborhood, and we've barricaded a few buildings and we're actively trying to clear the streets. For now they've put me in charge of the radio 'cause of my military experience, I guess. We're running low on food, so if you're in the area and you can find some, see if you can make it to - Oh wait, I'm not supposed to say specifically. Just follow the graffiti to one of our safehouses. We've got plenty of bullets, so if you're looking for brains, well, we'll be waitin', over."

-static, signal dies-

-tuning sounds-

• Scrollhaven "Okay, we've managed to take out some of the zombies in the area... We're hoping we can find a Necrotech building in the area and maybe do some revivifications. What's the deal with NecroTech, anyway? There's a guy here who's saying... Oh wait... Hold on."

-static, long pause-

• Scrollhaven "I'm heading out... There's a rumor there's a NecroTech clinic, and some of us are on our way to check it out. I'll see if I can get someone else to make a broadcast or two. Over and Out."

-crackling-

• Carfan7 (Broadcast is hard to hear, probably because of distance)-static- "An one t ere hel o??"

-crackling, static. You can hear sounds of movement-

• Carfan7 (Broadcast is hard to hear, probably because of distance)-static- "Ple se, say so ething if yo r th re! He lo??"

-crackling, static, then the signal dies-

-more tuning, signal picks up-

• Scrollhaven "Someone there? Hello?" -faded- "I thought I heard something. You guys hear something?" -back, louder- "Hey! If you can still hear us, and you've made it to Dunell Hills, come find us! One of our safehouses is north of the museum. Sir? Hello? Damn. I think we might've lost him. Come in, friend, over!"

-tuning, crackling, static-

• Carfan7 (Broadcast is hard to hear, probably because of distance)-static- "I'm in Wray Heights. -static- Dammit. -static- I'll m ve on to a cl ser pos tion tomorr w to see if the signal's better, over."

-crackling-

• Carfan7 (Broadcast is hard to hear, probably because of distance) -static- "Good l ck and god sp ed, friend. Ov r and out"

-pause-

• Scrollhaven "We have to turn off the generator for a while to conserve fuel. I'll try and broadcast some tomorrow. I was able to briefly tune in to Radio Free Malton, but they were just playing punk rock music and it sounded like they were taking turns farting into the microphone, I don't know. Desperate times make people do crazy things. Over and Out."

-signal off-

• Satellite of Love (Broadcast is hard to hear, probably because of distance or drink) -static- "Hey Everyone...Anyone....New Services have recently gotten up and running at DHPD. If you can...-static- ...then, ok but....-static-....oh, my god, what is -static- ...noooooooo!!!!!!! -phhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrr-

-signal off-

• Grant Page (Broadcast is easy to hear) "Hello? Right, this thing IS working. I'm trying to join the DHPD, and I was told to look here. Can someone sign me up, please? Over."

-signal off-