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I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge is a group of bounty hunters that give the weak a voice through our hands.
Have you been targeted by someone? Does someone keep killing you for no reason? Do you need someone "taken care of"? If so, we are here to help.
We are looking for dedicated individuals to assist in our cause.
If you are interested in joining our organization, please send an email to IAmJacksSmirkingRevenge.info@gmail.com with the subject line: Recruitment Request. All we need is a link to your profile and a brief reason why you want to join.
--Muddy Russian (talk) 15:41, 18 April 2015 (UTC)
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--Muddy Russian (talk) 15:42, 18 April 2015 (UTC)
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Malton Fire Department
Splitting zombie skulls may come naturally to Axe wielding Firefighters of the MFD
and is certainly gratifying; but it's hard work. It has to be, we believe in earning our
beer! So Firefighters, make zeds kiss your Axe, join the MFD! -Alex DeWitt
ALWAYS READY, PROUD TO SERVE
The Malton Fire Department is committed to protecting the people and property within its community. We will be responsive to the needs of our citizens by providing rapid, professional, humanitarian services essential to the health, safety and well being of the community. We will accomplish our mission through prevention, public education, fire suppression, training and other related emergency and non-emergency activities. We will actively participate in our community, serve as role models and strive to effectively and efficiently utilize all of the necessary resources at our command to provide a level of service deemed excellent by our citizens. We will work within the policy guidelines of the Department of Emergency Management and in full cooperation with the other organizations overseen by the DEM.
Goals
As a member of the Malton Fire Department, knocking down zeds is not your primary mission. Saving lives and securing property is. While frequently this is most expeditiously rendered by splitting open some undead skulls with your handy Axe, it is just as often handled by providing advice or first aid to a wounded survivor, adjust barricade strengths in key locations as needed, making revivification runs, etc.
We want to help survivors, well, survive. Our group is not designed as a strike team, or centered around some specific building or suburb. Members of the MFD seek to hold ourselves to a higher standard and to be vocal in our communities. Organizing around Fire Stations gives us regular points of contact in every suburb, and the concept of the Fire Department, as trained First Responders and emergency professionals, should give everyone we interact with generally the right idea about what we represent.
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--Robbie McGregor (talk) 13:52, 21 May 2015 (UTC)
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Join the Zookeepers!
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Stop by our Discord for details on how to join.
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Militant Order of Barhah
The Militant Order of Barhah
is one of the major Zombie hordes in Malton and is dedicated to the principles of Barhah Fundamentalism. A nomadic horde that spreads Barhah throughout the city, the MOB welcomes all zambahz who have embraced Barhah within their hearts. As a focused horde with several strike times, the MOB excels at breaking into and eating harman strongholds. A few snapshots of our assaults can be seen here. The MOB enjoys nurturing young zambahz (known as babahz) providing both an encouraging atmosphere & nourishment on the bloody & brainz filled road to becoming adult zambahz.
Our kind of player is a thinking one; one that wants to see exciting projects and high-profile assaults on UD, and attracted to a strong, cohesive team with a great esprit du corps. If you feel you would like to give us a try, then we'd like to cordially invite you to
join the MOB, embrace BARHAH!
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NecroTech Countermeasure Squad
The NecroTech Countermeasure Squad is a special security unit belonging to NecroTech.
Consisting of all human character classes, it has proven to be an effective weapon against the infection.
The NTCS is based in Spicer Hills, and is dedicated to the liberation of Southwest Malton.
As soon as the incident was reported to the NecroTech headquarters, the Countermeasure Squad was sent into Malton in an attempt to avoid collateral damage.
The team arrived too late to stop the infection, they now fight to keep it contained.
Mikhail Vicktor 5 February 2024 12:00 PST
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The Philosophe Knights
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"No law or ordinance is mightier than understanding." - Plato
"Ignorance, the root and stem of every evil." - Plato
Entry into the Knights is conducted via trial by jury. Applicants may begin the application process at any time, but be certain that you are prepared for what will come.
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The Ridleybank Resistance Front wants you! Are you a lonely zombie, tired of bashing barricades by yourself and rarely reaching the tasty brains on the other side? Are you a survivor, bored with the inane bickering of your fellow breathers, as they argue for days over barricade levels and danger reports? Then join us - the RRF - we want to give you the fun you're searching for!
We are one of the largest, most storied, and successful hordes in the entire game, eating survivors and smashing safehouses since September 2005. We extend a warm hand (in spirit, our actual hands are room-temperature) of welcome to those who wish to escape the Serious Business of other groups, and have a laugh while still being deadly in the field of combat.
Old player with tons of skills? You are most welcome to bring your experience to us. New player without even Ankle Grab? We will feed you until you burst - babahz are one of our special joys to raise, a feeling shared horde-wide. If you like to free-wheel, you can join the main horde, the Department of Homeland Security, and rampage about the homeland. Like the coordinated action of strike teams? We have two to choose from at various times of day - Auxunit 10 and The Constables. Can't quite give up on ammo and oxygen? The Gore Corps, THE death cultists of Malton, belong to us, and will put your firearm addiction to good use.
And foremost, the Front is a family. We look out for each other in a way many harmanz - and even some zambahz - still have yet to learn. Those in command are always approachable with any problems or questions you may have. For as much as you would give to the horde, the horde would give to you. Plus the total lack of pants and the kicking of Serious Business right in the fish-and-chips. We want to have fun, and we want you to have it too. Come and play!
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Rising from the ashes of two historical groups, the Soldiers of Crossman have thrived in the volatile Northwest of Malton, becoming one of the longest-lasting, premier groups in the game. Our friends know us for our loyalty, good humor, and dedication. Our enemies know us for our strength, determination, and tenacity.
The Northwest was once a proud bastion of humanity in the zombie apocalypse, standing firm when all else crumbled around it. We intend to bring that back by uniting all of the survivors in the Northwest, not only in the fight against our common enemy, but also in our struggle to rebuild that which has been taken from us.
Join us on our mission:
To unite the Northwest and take back what is ours.
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3/3/2015 S.T.A.R.S. has merged as a branch under Umbrella Corporation Please visit http://s-t-a-r-s.proboards.com/ for membership application.
Revitalizing S.T.A.R.S. SURVIVOR GROUP, Please see Wiki Page for position details, New generation S.T.A.R.S TEAM UNDER CONSTRUCTION. Recruiting Leadership roles for now, Membership and Leadership applications can be sent to STARSRecruitmentTeam@yahoo.com
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Category Listings
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