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Red Rum's Red Ranch -- A Cordial Invite

TO: Pathetic Bill FROM: Red Rum

You are cordially invited to the Red Ranch (Mark II) to celebrate intelligence, and the never yielding pursuit of knowledge and more Rum. The event will take place over the course of the next month* within Buttonville. Proceedings shall commence with a display of fireworks, followed by the annual releasing of the 'Deer' (read: unintelligent^) and a program of events will be issued to you upon your arrival, should you choose to attend.

A full parking valet service will be in operation at the gate.

Replies should be returned ASAP, as places for this prestigious event are in short supply. Please maintain contact either here or, more centrally, here: http://redrum.scoundrell.com/forum/topic?f=23&t=245

Other invited groups: Philosophe Knights

On behalf of Red Rum, I look forward to your attendance.

--Ash^{| T | яя |} 13:22, 10 December 2010 (UTC)

NB: there have been reports of violence from animal wellfare groups such as the 'Bandit Queens' and 'Team Zombie Hardcore'. We can assure you that Red Ranch-hands have kept this activity in check, although we advise bringing a shotgun or two just in case.

= Dates open to change

^ = Read: Malton Giants

Player Killer's Pub Crawl

I hope you will all join us! SEE: Player Killer's Pub Crawl - Please help spread the word!!--Sarah Silverman 16:08, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Well, hello there!

Today, ya know, i fought with some dude in Shearbank. Didn't got him. But as it seems you got him later on. I can't remember his name right now, but I bet you'll write his name in your big list. Sadly I didn't see you killing him. My part of Lilly hasn't met you, the oldest of Bill in person before, so I'm looking forward to the future where this will happen. Perhaps you like to watch me while I Kill someone. Why don't you call me on my cell phone sometime. --SiIIyLiIIyPiIIy 04:06, 11 September 2007 (BST)

Dulston Destruction Tour

First off, I would like to say a belated congrats on the Ides of March killings, and I was wondering if you would like to join in on the DDT. We already have some support going and would be honored if you all would like to come have fun killing sheep with us. Thanks for the consideration. --^T 04:15, 12 May 2007 (BST)

Malton Murder Awards Nominees

	Malton Murder Award Nominee
	This User or Group has been nominated by the general populace for engaging with in the murderous ways of Malton. Be sure to vote here for your choice by 23.00 GMT on the 15th!

Best Group: Pathetic Bill

Most Notorious (Individual): Pathetic Bill

Most Notorious (Group): Pathetic Bill

Good Luck! --Karloth Vois ^RR 01:00, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Is this guy in your group?

A while ago I got killed by this guy. Is he a member of your group or not? I didn't see him on either your known member list or your imitators list. He has no group listed so I suppose he does not belong to your organization. I was wondering if you could fully clarify this for me? Thanks. --Zombie slay3r 03:14, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Hey, you guys might want to check out this new template I made: {{PKcount}}. --Zombie slay3r 14:07, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Users Banned?

Due to evidence collected by the Creedy Defense Force, The users that were visibly breaking the rules were wiped from the game by Kevan... So much for the leadership of PK=Day —The preceding unsigned comment was added by DJSMITH (talk • contribs) .

RE: Sorry about that... not used to adding a signature :P --DJSMITH^CDF 19:50, 6 June 2006 (BST)

That sure is sporting. We proofed the best ways possible more than once that our Characters are no zergs and we will talk this over with kevan too.I pity you fools for whining and harrying at kevan for such a long time. There is no proof that we zerg - because simple we don´t. If you got such "evidence" than post it here. But i must addmit that i´m quite shocked about such low tactics that go clearly outside the scope of the game. And by the way no one of us ever claimed leadership of pk-day. --PatheticBill 12:20, 5 June 2006 (BST)

Is this enough proof? --A Bothan Spy ^{Mod WTF U!} 12:25, 5 June 2006 (BST)

There has been enough proof posted of all five or six working at the exact same time. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 12:32, 5 June 2006 (BST)

Come one that is no proof at all, it is easy to flash in before you get starting to kill, snoop out the frequency, get out and announce that we start killing in 5 minutes. The radio broadcasting the massage was in the next room, we thought it might be a little funnier than just killing without a gag. Here is a screener that shows we are acting synchronous. notice the DK --Pathetic BiII 12:42, 5 June 2006 (BST)

The more I talked with the others about this thing, the more bewildered I get. How did you pull this off when this is your "evidence"? I thought kevan was quite clear on zerg reports when he wrote "You don´t report zergs!" I mean your evidence is hilarious! With evidence like this I could accuse half of Malton. Serious, how did you get yourself in a position to manipulate the game in such a way? And only because you are afraid of Pk-day? Is it now possible to report suspected zergs and players you don´t like directly to Kevan? Or do you get some special treatment? --PatheticBill 19:14, 5 June 2006 (BST)

Go take it to Kevan himself. Or maybe the waaambulance? --A Bothan Spy ^{Mod WTF U!} 22:06, 5 June 2006 (BST)

Take a look at this topic from the CDF forums:ForumNow this was part of a mass PM sent by Cowboy Up, any registered user made before the time of sending recieved it: Quote from Kevan, creator of Urban Dead after I sent him the list of Pathetic Bill and Monag accounts: Thanks, I've banned all the accounts that were visibly breaking rules; the Monaghan accounts are unconnected, and the Pathetic Bill accounts seem to be about half zergers and half genuine players. Sorry, but it seems you were owned ;) --DJSMITH^CDF 19:57, 6 June 2006 (BST)

None of the Pathetic Bill charakters where zergs!!! We still try to straighten this out with Kevan but it is hard to prove one's innocence.--PatheticBill 00:52, 7 June 2006 (BST)

I find this mildly amusing in a strange way; every little bit of glee dripping in this discussion just makes it worse for them when the inevitable will happen.--Pathetic Bill 09:18, 9 June 2006 (BST)

Here's some more:

	SPELING LOL
	Yuo fayl Englesh? That's unpossablle!

Cyberbob Talk 09:21, 9 June 2006 (BST)

Ah, the ultimate weapon, if you can't win with logical argumentation better hide your own inadequacy behind mocking your opponent’s grammar and spelling. It clearly shows your superior knowledge of a language you grew up with. To tell the truth, I would be concerned if this wouldn’t be the case ;)--Pathetic Bill 16:20, 9 June 2006 (BST)

Yes and as a moderator and arbitrator, he gives clearly a good example for all wiki users. --Pathetic BiII 18:17, 9 June 2006 (BST)

Ok! Case solved. All Bills unlocked again, and all of us should be happy again (You too Tiny Bill!). Thanks again CDF! Without you the game would sure be full of evil, cheating, lying people. Thank you! The game would be lost without your evenhanded judgement. --PatheticBill 17:19, 14 June 2006 (BST)

Just a simple question

Q Ah i see that you got me at last and i must say well done. But will i now be on your target list forever. Dan113

A Que sera, sera. Whatever will be, will be The future's not ours to see. Que sera, sera. --PatheticBill 21:09, 5 June 2006 (BST)

Q: You could be a LOT more productive if you directed you killing at the zombies. You would be hailed as a hero. Plus people would stop hating you. And I wouldn't be ticked because you would stop killing me in my sleep....

Seriously, you could be the leader of a massive army of survivors. We could rule the city. Think about it, mmmkay? Might be awsome on so many levels... Whydontcha? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Lieutenant Cullinane (talk • contribs) .

A After what Bill has done, there is no turning back, he killed and tortured men, woman and children – The hate and fear is Bills applause, he is a psychopathic bastich with the sole purpose to destroy and kill. He cannot be redeemed; he is cursed with eternal life to bring sorrow and misery. The only way to deal with him is to kill him whenever you see him, send him back to hell where he belongs. --BiIIBiII 07:27, 24 October 2006 (BST)

Q Mr. Bill it appears that you felt the need to go into Gulsonside and to prevent you from killing people I Coolo took a step ahead of the idiot bunch(they are all idiots really except a few) anyways I was wondering whats next for Mr. Bill and where is Pathetic'Bill going now and what to do if you do decide to atleast try to get revenage I'll be waiting ;)--Coolo ^B! 02:03, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

A Sorry wrong Bill - Please people, before claiming to kill Bill, check the profile and Bill’s Wiki-page we don't care if you kill an impostor Bill who only imitates the man. We cannot confirm the kill of a phantom Bill, but as usual you now on our list, because you have tried to kill Bill and brag about it. --Pathetic BiII 10:23, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

Q Hello Mr.Bill, while i will say congrats on all the senseless killing of your trusting fellow survivors, I must ask, Why dont u join the Zombie horde and stop troubling us? Taking down cades and using claws to much for you? Or maybe join the zombies and become a serial zombie killer huh?(btw u will never kill me) -BenderWaW March 21 2007.

A You can play zombies in Urban Dead? I always thought zombies are NPCs, because it is not PKing if you kill a zombie. (btw u will never make Bill care) --Pathetic Bill 23:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Q Is the most feared Player killer even still active? Most believe not, as he hasen't been the cause of a massacre of as late. Would he care to make a demostration, at lets say Crossman Grove Police Department in Darvall Heights? If he is still even alive? --Spoook 04:20, 22 July 2010 (BST)

Other Talk

Hm. Neat. Are you new to wiki management? I only ask because I notice a whole bunch of Internal Links which are formatted as External Links--something that isn't a huge deal, but is a little annoying to some. I was about to fix them for you, and can, if you'd like, but I didn't want to touch your wiki, even for a minor wiki style touch-up, without permisson from one of you. I also notice that you leave a link to your group page from your user page. Would you like it to just redirect to the group page when someone goes to the user page? That's an easy fix, too. If the answer to either is an emphatic "no," feel free to tel me to piss off and mind my own business. Happy PKing.--Wifey 05:30, 5 April 2006 (BST)

feel free to do anything you want, but please don't alter the facts (like remove/add s.o. from/to the victim list). --Pathetic BiII 15:03, 5 April 2006 (BST)

there is another page The Pathetic Bills that we want to redirect to the Pathetic Bill page. you see we are in fact new to that wiki stuff --PatheticBill 15:09, 5 April 2006 (BST)

I suppose you already know, but it's taken care of.--Wifey 05:47, 9 April 2006 (BST)

THX Wifey for helping out a punch of "pathetic" wiki-noobs :) --Pathetic BiII 09:28, 6 April 2006 (BST)

Ah! You've moved! - Talos 19:24, 3 April 2006 (BST)

indeed we have. we are not the bills we are the bill! One troublesome character with many, many, many, sick personalities! --PatheticBill 22:55, 3 April 2006 (BST)

but thnx for the wiki anyway talos, we appriciate your work, by the way you never replied the mail we've send you.

No insult, but I couldn't think of anything to say then, oh yeh Bill...You've got mail Talos 12:20, 6 April 2006 (BST)

Where's my dedication in the Q+A? I know you as good as quoted me, check my next reply too -Talos 20:38, 20 April 2006 (BST)

yes we quote you, so as the other guys, but it is an anonymous Q&A. (the names are known to the editor) ;)

Snitch details removed due to age - Talos 11:28, 5 May 2006 (BST)

Thank you, who ever you are, but we like discretion! Please use our contact mailbox. --Pathetic Bill 00:28, 20 April 2006 (BST)

I thank you for the information, A concise location and allowing me my life to pursue it, but I shall not scumb to your Maddness, The Emperor is my shield and my Faith is my Armour. I shall not turn from his light, to become as you, even if He warrents Death by my honour, I have renounced Vengance on those who right fully pursue the Lists. --Ad'lan 10:45, 23 April 2006 (BST)

...hello Ad'Lan. Come and kill with us. Come and kill with us, Ad'Lan. Forever... and ever... and ever. ...Rage is the only emotion that allows our continuation. Rage Or Perish! --Pathetic BiII 23:26, 23 April 2006 (BST)

Killed again after a couple of days reivivng, oh well *chew chew maul* (2 zombies die), undying justice and all, how long till you tire of being a one trick pony Bill(s)? Your keeping us entertained with variety, I thankyou for it once more lol --col.gravis

naa naa na naa na doesn't sounds like "we will, we will rock you!" ...more like: naa naa na naa na dum di dum KATAMARI! ;)--PatheticBill 20:36, 27 April 2006 (BST) Naaa Na Naaaaaaa, Naaaaa Na Naaaaaaaaaa! Oh we all love Vindaloo, and were gonna Pk once more than you! Naaa Na Naaaaaaa, Naaaaa Na Naaaaaaaaaa!!!!! --Ad'lan 07:47, 28 April 2006 (BST)

lol Ad'lan Talos 13:48, 28 April 2006 (BST)

Sorry ;) was watching "me, myself and irene" at the time, if you've seen it you'll know where the quote (as written) comes from lol - Ad'lan your take rocks lol --col.gravis

Hey buddy, chill out. It's just a cigarette --PatheticBill 17:47, 3 May 2006 (BST)

- Oh, yeah ? Well, this is just a fist, but when I start throwing it around, it can leave one hell of a mess. Let's dance! --col.gravis

Bill, I updated your kills - you killed me :( -- Norminator 2 17:53, 3 May 2006 (BST)

You guys Pked during one of our sieges again, I will let it go this time because it was your competition thingy, but we have a responsebillity towards our young, we can not have you lot jumping in buildings snatching of wounded people, stealing xp for the kills from them. Since your member died doing so, I consider us even.--Foxfire 09:37, 28 April 2006 (BST)

Sorry EF for snatching this kill :) --Pathetic Bill 19:29, 28 April 2006 (BST)

They were killing the "sworn" enemy who claim to "own" Eastonwood, you should deam it a blessing Talos 13:48, 28 April 2006 (BST)

ahh sarcasm, I like that! --Pathetic Bill 19:29, 28 April 2006 (BST)

While I am completely against the idea of PKing, griefing, etc., I would like to say that you are the classiest, most well-mannered, and most amusing PKer group that I know of. --Pseudonym 21:19, 21 May 2006 (BST)

I do believe I will second that, as much as I hate you guys. PadreRomero 01:48, 9 July 2006 (BST)

Another Group

Hi Bill! Love your style! We are starting a tribute group called SillyLillyPilly. Come kill with us, or we will stalk you forever! --SillyLillyPilly 21:21, 2 June 2006 (BST)

Why not joining Pathetic Bill? Create a Bill, power up and join the fun, we allway welcome new members. Mail to: pathetic_bill@yahoo.co.uk --Pathetic BiII 03:40, 3 June 2006 (BST)

hello **giggle** today was awesome thank you for inviting me to the party :) --SillyLillyPiIIy 00:52, 17 October 2006 (BST)

Was it as special for me as it was for you?

PatheticBill just PK'd Galliminus in the SW corner of Ackland Mall.. In a way I feel honored,.. in another way I think "Ah crap! Back to the Revive Queue ."--Vykos 01:32, 22 June 2006 (BST)

Every murder is special. I always got stage fright and a gut feeling. It always feels like the first time. --PatheticBill 18:59, 23 June 2006 (BST)

That's a big comfort,.. maybe I can return the favour one day. Galliminus never PK'd a single soul uptill now.. I'll save that first unique feeling of stage fright and gut feeling especially for you.. Another Bill won't do.. I feel like we shared a special little moment. :P --Vykos ^CMS-Meta 17:49, 24 June 2006 (BST)

Death's Advocates

Thanks for dropping by our wiki and leaving a note! I just sent out an email to you guys discussing a few issues of interest that we may have in common. Look forwards to hearing from you. --Charon's Freight, 5:56, 1 July 2006 (BST)

Pathetic Bill! One of our Advocates happened to catch the Bills and SillyLillyPutty in action in Giddings and took a screenshot. It is a very impressive feat to say the least! If you're interested in the screen shot, let me know via our wiki page. Thanks! --Charon's Freight 22:48, 9 July 2006 (BST)

Articles

I would like to request that members of your group take a look at some of our articles and consider writing your own. Awesome concept, by the way. --Sirens 14:59, 5 July 2006 (BST)

Sing thee to thy rest:

Per istam sanctan unctionem et suam piissimam misericordiam, indulgeat tibi Dominus quidquid per visum, audtiotum, odorátum, gustum et locutiónem, tactum, gressum deliquisti, Amen:

BANG!*

Libera Nos A Malo

What on earth does that mean? --Sirens^{T RR} 00:27, 9 July 2006 (BST)

Thank you Padre, but it's a bit early for the last rites. In order to give them to someone he must be about to die or be dead in presence of a priest. Bill on the other hand doesn't recall to be killed lately, not by a priest anyhow. Maybe you ought to catch up with the devil first and then try to cast him out, not the other way around.--Pathetic Bill 01:01, 9 July 2006 (BST)

Oh no, you totally misunderstood. It was the priest shooting himself after the prayer because he fears Bill so much. Hiding in hell? ...that won't help ya --Pathetic BiII 01:15, 9 July 2006 (BST)

As a kid i walked the in halls of a catholic school. Now its empty, no nuns, no little boys and no puppies. But i learned something there. You must catch a puppy in order to snap his neck! --PatheticBill 01:25, 9 July 2006 (BST)

You gotta understand, you guys hit on a great idea here, but If you're gonna play as one person, you gotta get used to being a little more coordinated. I killed a bill in eastonwood, so i'm gonna put him to his rest. A bill got killed, PadreRomero 01:33, 9 July 2006 (BST)

sorry Padre not all survivors with the name Pathetic Bill are original Pathetic Bills, we cannot prevent someone to create a Bill and than walk Malton. You hit a Copycat :) --Pathetic BiII 01:49, 9 July 2006 (BST)

Well Darn, thats a major kink in my night. But I suppose that's what you guys do, right. I do notice that one of the Bills on your board, (Specifically the one I added to my contacts list), Is now a zombie. This is a regrettable turn of events. Have a loverly day, and stay classy.PadreRomero 06:36, 9 July 2006 (BST)

Somewhere in Eastonwood is a clone factory of some sort, producing copies of known survivors and zombies, like Pathetic Blll, bIuecheese and even the leader of the Eastonwood Ferals. --BiIIBiII 09:41, 9 July 2006 (BST)

But anyway the intention is what counts. We are not unsportsmanlike. At least you killed someone named Bill, and it isn´t your fault he is not connected with the Group. We put your name on some list we usually put all kind of peoples names on and kill you sometimes in the future. This was your intention after all, wasn´t it? Perhaps screenshots and information about place and time would prevent further missunderstandings. Look at Dan113 for a fine example. --PatheticBill 17:51, 9 July 2006 (BST)

Where are you? :(

Bill, Bill! Where do you hunt these days? I've been hunting around Caigar for GB, but they wont come play with me no more, where can I come play hide an seek with you these days? --col.gravis

hi, col.gravis we are at Giddings, killing CDF members by the dozen, if you want come and try to catch us - the cdf is not good at it :) --Pathetic BiII 17:34, 13 July 2006 (BST)

Always like a challenge, and they dont get much better then you guys lol, you now have a stalker ;) --col.gravis

Let the games begin :D --col.gravis 18 July 2006

Dear god lol, you found me quick and making me watch the demise of those poor survivors, I wont forget Bill, I wont forget ;) --col.gravis 20 July 2006

Join

Are you brave Enough, are you bold Enough, to take down Caiger Mall? If you are see my page. User:Reptileus

Aren't you the funny bloke who declared war on all of Maltons zombies with a 7 members group? I dimly remember killing you for the heck of it. And now you ask us to join you in yet another crusade of questionable sense. A funny bloke you remain.--Pathetic Bill 09:44, 7 August 2006 (BST)

I apologise for the randomness of this post, but as I was having a ganders at your wiki page, I stumbled across this little 'Join' section. And I'd just like to say it's great to know that you Pathetic Bill's have a sense of humour. It may be the fact that I'm baked, but for some reason or other, I went into hysterics over your reply to the ex-leader of... The 501st wasn't it? Who did indeed as you mentioned, try to crush the entire RRF, TSO and CotR in one swift blow.

I've also noticed that one of you PB's have signed up to the Logans Run Challenege, you should add your name to the Secret Santa Round Robin of Murder... Would be good to have another notorious PKer in there along with Sirens... Anyway, be seeing y'all around... --Chopper 19:47, 1 September 2006 (BST)

That was long ago…Now Mistress Katthew has shown me the errors of my ways, she has thaght me to kill, now she asks you to join our family. User: Reptileus

I doubt that Katthew is involved in the whole thing, goons are not that stupid, but please elaborate your plan, reptilius, maybe via email (contact) because a person that has so much enemies and is despised by so many people a: is really annoying, or b: is on to something. --BiIIBiII 12:57, 8 September 2006 (BST)

New Template

Thought you lot might like this: Template:RoleplayNotice --Sirens^{T RR} 20:08, 19 August 2006 (BST)

I like it! PadreRomero 16:19, 30 August 2006 (BST)

Thank you

Thanks guys. You and a few other people really made my day. :) *Runs of to sing the Bill's praise* --Sirens^{T RR} 02:38, 20 September 2006 (BST)

G'Day Bill's...

Hello there!

No worries about the late response, always a pleasure to talk to such a notorious killer, even if it is my fellow survivors you're slaughtering! Great to see you went out your way to PK me aswell by the way! To an extent I feel enlightened, honoured in a rather loose meaning, that you felt I deserved to feel the wrath of one of the many Bills! Shame I have to await one of our NT's to jab me with a needle now!

Concerning the Bill I PKed as my talk page mentions so though... That was quite some time back now, a couple of months maybe. But considering the actual Bill, I simply c&p'd the link of the Bill that attacked me. It's possible that there were more than the one Bill in the area and the one I had laid to rest was not in fact the same who almost killed me, though after some rather frantic searching I could only find one Bill so I assume it was the same one.

Anyway, it seems that you've evened up the score now... So... Where are you residing nowadays? Which suburb is unlucky enough to be graced by your presence in other words? --Chopper 01:42, 8 October 2006 (BST)

To an extent, I thank you for the complement! And indeed, I left a comment on your Public Opinion section, in RPing spirit of course...

Anyway, it appears that it's quite possibly in the cards for my group, The Sun Org, to be joining you in the PKA. Several talks have gone on with several members of different groups that make up the PK Alliance, and it seems quite likely that we'll be joining you soon enough. For this, unfortunately, I'll ask you not to PK members of my group as it could disrupt the talks between TSO and the PKA. However, I've no right in the slightest to ask you to stop PKing members of the DEM, though I may not be a fan of it...

So hopefully the next time we meet, it'll be in a pub, where we can have an uncommonly derranged talk about different ways to kill a man... --Chop Chop 15:55, 16 October 2006 (BST)

Hahahaha! What a picture >.< I knew eventually somebody was going to recognise my weather forcasting talent :) --Chopper 00:03, 17 October 2006 (BST)

New Bill

I just found this in the Buckoke Building. I tried to chop it, but ran out of APs. Luckily a group mate managed to finish the job by shooting those last remaining 2 HPs. --Niilomaan ^GRR!•M! 15:47, 23 October 2006 (BST)

Nice one. What did you think, is he trying to be a PKer or a bounty hunter? Because of his profile description (..) Current Bounty= 0 (...). --PatheticBill 05:12, 24 October 2006 (BST)

Pathetic 'BilI He is an apprentice bill and will soon be a official personality of Bill I guess. --BiIIBiII 07:33, 24 October 2006 (BST)

Well... There are so many impersonators, that we couldn't have known. Regret nuthin'! --Niilomaan ^GRR!•M! 14:45, 25 October 2006 (BST)

Good for you - that’s the true spirit. A PKer never regrets or apologizes. Bill is proud of you and your wingman. --BiIIBiII 17:17, 25 October 2006 (BST)

Damnation! All I've had since then is headshots. Bah. --Pathetic 'BilI 13:58, 27 October 2006 (BST)

You could always ask us for revives. There's currently flood of zombies around tho.. --Niilomaan ^GRR!•M! 14:55, 27 October 2006 (BST)

Cybele's Children Says Hello!

On behalf of all the members of Cybele's Children (which would be me for now, at least), I just want to say hello! Your many personalities interest me greatly as a psychiatrist. I should wish to meet you one day. I would be thrilled to talk to all of you. Keep up your good work. Perhaps I will talk to you later. Torec _T 20:10, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Indeed. I'm sorry I'm not too active these days, if I don't find something that catches my eye, I kinda gloss over it. Sorry! By the way, thank you for posting a comment to our talk page? I was starting to think the Bills had not noticed me! Torec _T-CC 18:37, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

House of Wax

G'Day Bill's, Chopper here once again. Liking the updates you've made to your Wiki page by the way, they add that extra little touch of class ;)

Anyway, I'm here to inform you of a group known as House of Wax. They consist of 'wax look-a-likes' of famed PKers, included in their group are Pathetic'Bill, Franz Molotov, Coil Snake, Black Mask, Flogging Molly and of course Headless Gunner. For the past two months now, they've thrown everything they've got at trying to grieve my group, TSO, by killing our scientists and top ranking members over and over again. Of course, we're always up and standing swiftly afterward but the point is that wannabe grievers are giving some of Malton's most notorious PKers bad names. I say bad names, I can respect PKers who play UD to have fun, but not when they're trying to deliberately ruin the game for some people.

Words have been exchnged with Headless Gunner, who is also convincing Franz, Black Mask and hopefully Coil Snake, to come on over to Brooke Hills to have a little competition to see who can kill these fakes the most within a single week. If this can be arranged/organized, would you throw a Bill or two Brooke Hills' way to take part in this?

Regards... --Chopper 15:10, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Here is the profile link for the House of Wax copycat, [1]. Use it however you will. SuperMario24 00:18, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

thx, do you have any contact at all with the H0W? You seem to know alot of them. --Pathetic BiII 00:04, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

No problem, and the reason I know a fair bit about them is because they have pked me three times. It also doesn't hurt that I have an enormous contacts list. So, to answer your question, I don't have contact. SuperMario24 00:53, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

The majority of TSO happen to know a fair bit about HoW in general in all honesty, though as Mario mentioned, huge contact lists can help. Until late december they'd been attempting to grieve us in PKing and spying, though after I confronted them personally (in game)and said a couple of things to them, they ceased PKing us and have since left us alone.

However, this doesn't mean that grudges aren't bore against them, they're in the Eastonwood area though refuse to cross over into Brooke Hills, more than likely due to my subtle words... They've been killing DEM members since the new year rather than those of TSO, but the idea of a PKing competition still lingers in the back of my head. You once destroyed the Warseers in a competition with GB, bare it in mind if you would. Should boredom strike for you Bill's, give ole' Chop a call and we'll see what we can come up with... Regards. --Chopper 13:29, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Team Zombie Hardcore

This is a note to all the Bill's... but especially Pathetic BiII (two capital "i"s). Team Zombie Hardcore is not a bounty hunter group. We do not hunt PKers. We post those that PK against us, only for the purpose of ensuring that we keep a clean name when we retaliate against those people. We are not interested in collecting bounties, or in eliminating PKing from the game. We are not PKers, and we are not anti-pkers. We wish to remain unafiliated in that regard. If your current focus on those members of our group is because you thought this to be true, we hope this clears up the mistake. If not... well then I guess its not. Those of our members who are active will now kill you if they find you, but only because you have attacked members of our group (by your own admission... Halcerion, Sludge Vohaul...). BALLS TO THE WHALLS. ~TZH

--Tiger Striped Dog 05:30, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

The James Earl Jones Awards

	JEJ Nomination
	Pathetic Bill has been nominated to win the Best PKer (Bad) Award.

	JEJ Nomination
	Pathetic Bill has been nominated to win the Best Insane loony person Award.

	JEJ Winner
	Pathetic Bill has won the Best PKer (Bad) Award.

Where have the Bills gone?

I remember a few weeks ago hearing about you being around Lerwill Heights. The PKer community misses you ability to PK. Hope to see you in the killing fields. - Vigeous _RHA 18:12, 11 August 2007 (BST)

If any of the Bills are still around, give me a shout over at PKA (as Knightmonger). We could sure use your help with D.A.R.I.S. right now in Shearbank. Come on, we need you guys back. Malton just isn't the same without you. --Headless gunner ^W! 20:36, 16 August 2007 (BST)

An Evil Plan

This nefarious scheme aims to imprison trenchcoaters in Fort Creedy, in order to 're-educate' them. Lots of killing involved. Interested? -- Bob Fortune 14:59, 16 August 2007 (BST)

Interview

Well well, what an interesting personality you have. I've been intrigued by you for many years. I wanna 'analyse' your sick, yet genius brain. I wanna meet you. Tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, I'll be posting my account, so you can add me to your contact list, and can talk over phone. Then we'll meet up somewhere. If you're interested of course... But I will not rest untill I interviewed you. Amen. -- MR. X

Big Fan

Big fan of yours, could you list how many people have you killed, using numbers. --Spoook 02:18, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Invitation

Anarchy International would like to cordially invite Pathetic Bill and Friends to this year's annual Punk Fest. We will be kicking off festivities in Ackland Mall on the 18th (of July nonetheless) and will be sure to have lots of music, drugs, sex and of course blood (as advertised).

Yours faithfully,

--HighlandZHunter 14:33, 3 July 2008 (BST)

An Impostor?

Yes, it's a question rather than a statement. I looked over your wiki page (which, incidentally was the inspiration for me to start murdering,) and I don't see him listed, so I'm here to let you know that this chap is currently sharing a building with me. I'll gladly give you his location if you would like to shoot, axe, stab, bite, claw, beat and generally maim him. I'm currently out of ammo otherwise I'd gladly do it myself but I thought I'd check with you first to see if he is indeed a Pathetic Bill impersonator, a potential Pathetic Bill or what have you. You can u2u me on The Hub or just hit me back on my talk page if you want his location. While I'm here, I'd like to thank you for existing. Without the likes of you, I may have never come to Malton. Cheers! --Amber Waves of Pain 20:30, 8 August 2008 (BST)

a reply from the 'impostor'

i'm not an imposter as such.. more someone who would like to join the bills but has been scuppered by the non-working email address. I like the bill's style and panache.. plus not having seen them about these days i'd hate for this game to lose a much feared monster as bill... --pathetlc blll

JOIN???

I'm currently leveling up my third character. I was wondering if I could join your ranks as a personality -- http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1486949. Let me know please. I won't level this character up if I can't join. I certainly do not want to be an imposter. I'm a player killer by nature and as psychotic as you need (I have references to prove this). --Pathetic13ILL 21:21, 10 March 2009 (UTC)