User talk:A Helpful Little Gnome

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A sensible Header

Chicken mayo sandwiches are awesome. That is all. -- C h e e s e 22:39, 29 September 2008 (BST)

Mmm, just eat it over there, not over mah talk page. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 22:40, 29 September 2008 (BST)

Om nom nom. *leaves crumbs everywhere and wanders off* -- C h e e s e 22:42, 29 September 2008 (BST)

Grrrrrrrrr....... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{^{^{^{^{#nerftemplatedsigs}}}}} 23:07, 29 September 2008 (BST)

Gnome. :P Since you're the almighty 'crat now, can you strike my warning on VD for me please? I've been really good lately and I really want that pony for Christmas. :) -- C h e e s e 18:43, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Blarg! -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 18:46, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Ta muchly. -- C h e e s e 18:47, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Due to moving and the wind storm that hit my area after hurricane Ike I was unable to have internet until yesterday and my character was deleted is there a way to get him back? The name was Nick Crandell on the Malton server and he was level 40 with all the human skills and all the Zed skills but Brain Rot. I hope this can be done but if not I will have to start over. Thanks for your time.

Lulz at that ^ =p -- C h e e s e 22:13, 13 October 2008 (BST)

Before I forget...

...NEW FACEBOOK SUCKS! That is all. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{^{^{^{^{#nerftemplatedsigs}}}}} 23:11, 29 September 2008 (BST)

lolwut

Your talk page...It's...Clean. Wut happeneded?-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:15, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Clean? Bah. Not with all those crumbs Cheese keeps spreading around. And where've you been? -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 02:54, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Never even looked at my user page did you? Hospital. Coughing up blood. Medical bills=expensive=no internets. So. Yeah. I'm bored.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:57, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Coughing up blood for like 6 months? A likely story...now get over to ALiM talk and vote! --x o x o 04:53, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Or...I can give someone else the rights to my name. Or I'll just go over there later. :) -- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 11:06, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Woah. I edited the main VB page and it made me edit an archive, and it sill showed it on the main page. A Pre-emptive archive. When did THAT happen?-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 19:06, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

It's been like that for ages now. =p The VB page was too full, so the archives are acting as templates in a way. -- C h e e s e 19:53, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

So apparently it got like that when I had no internets. I always miss the cool things...-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 19:58, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

Oh, I see what you meant now. The diary thing. Now that I look back at it, it makes sense.Meh, I didn't plan on playing Borehamwood. I don't have enough time really.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:37, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

Ok, need some major help.

Umbrella is furious that I took control of the UBCS. I had permission from the acting commander to take it over, so I did. Now they are going to bring back a man by the name of Burning Star. His alibi will be he moved to a different state and that he wants control again. Just, if they try anything, know that. Just, if they try to take the group, help? --/\Haliman/\^{T | P! | W!} 12:36, 30 September 2008 (BST)

I suggest Arby's. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{^{^{^{^{#nerftemplatedsigs}}}}} 14:21, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Ok, Umbrella Biohazard Countermeasure Servive is supposed to be Umbrella Biohazard Countermeasure Service. Umbrella saw that and they put a now defunct page in the latter. I want the former to be the latter, as I am the new commander, and Airheadoh doesn't even have the group tag anymore, but I do not want to change it without consulting you. Any ideas of what I can do? --/\Haliman/\^{T | P! | W!} 20:47, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Try arbitration. I've made the redirect into a disambig because both groups seemed to want it. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 22:49, 30 September 2008 (BST)

There is no other group. They don't even want the group. They just want ME to NOT have it. --/\Haliman/\^{T | P! | W!} 22:56, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Alright, arbitration is your best option. Edit under arbitration cases currently under consideration, pick an arbiter when they offer it and hopefully it'll all work out. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 23:00, 30 September 2008 (BST)

If I make a mistake, care to help? First arbitration case... Thank you very much for the help. It is greatly appreciated. --/\Haliman/\^{T | P! | W!} 23:05, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Of course. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 23:13, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Done. Check it out for me... --/\Haliman/\^{T | P! | W!} 23:23, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Looks fine. Hopefully someone will bite. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 23:35, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Ok, thank you. Do you think I have a solid chance? --/\Haliman/\^{T | P! | W!} 23:36, 30 September 2008 (BST)

If they created that page for the purpose of not letting you get it, sure. That is if the opposite party chooses to participate, then you're i--/\Haliman/\^{T | P! | W!} 01:07, 1 October 2008 (BST)n a pickle. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 23:38, 30 September 2

Opposite party? --/\Haliman/\^{T | P! | W!} 23:43, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Umbrella, MisterGame. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 23:59, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Why wouldn't they participate? Oh, and can I get an IP check on Chairman Davis and Mistergame? I suspect them to be the same person, as the wiki vandalism happened moments after Game said he had a "gift" for me. --/\Haliman/\^{T | P! | W!} 00:43, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Nuttin' -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 00:48, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Nuttin' as in no ip match, or nuttin' as there's no reason they wouldn't participate? Or wut-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:52, 1 October 2008 (BST)

I'll go with "A": nuttin' as in no ip match. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 00:54, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Can you cross reference Chairman Davis's IP with anyone else in the database? LSU has had many accounts, but I do not think he would do this... --/\Haliman/\^{T | P! | W!} 00:55, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Did that too... it could simply be a friend or a random occurrence. Or maybe he ran to someone else's house and edited from there. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 00:57, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Ok, thank you for all the help! But why wouldn't they participate? --/\Haliman/\^{T | P! | W!} 01:00, 1 October 2008 (BST)

I dono, it's been used in the past for people to get their way. They have only to lose from arbitration. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 01:02, 1 October 2008 (BST)

But in your honest opinion, do I have a chance with the evidence I have presented? --/\Haliman/\^{T | P! | W!} 01:07, 1 October 2008 (BST)

I think so. You have almost no chance without arbitration.-- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 01:10, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Well, I meant in the arbitration case. --/\Haliman/\^{T | P! | W!} 01:17, 1 October 2008 (BST)

You have a good chance. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 01:23, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Thanks for that. It would make my day if this went off without a hitch! --/\Haliman/\^{T | P! | W!} 01:30, 1 October 2008 (BST)

*Bangs head repreatedly on desk* Did I not already suggest Arby's??!? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{^{^{^{^{#nerftemplatedsigs}}}}} 04:15, 1 October 2008 (BST)

So.....many......colons......--x o x o 07:57, 1 October 2008 (BST)

So get a colonectomy.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 11:26, 1 October 2008 (BST)

We may be able to make it all the way! --/\Haliman/\^{T | P! | W!} 12:35, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Well that failed. :( -- C h e e s e 21:24, 2 October 2008 (BST)

:D -- C h e e s e 21:31, 2 October 2008 (BST)

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Admit it. You love our stupidity. :D -- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 21:37, 2 October 2008 (BST)

Cheese, you just lost all my respect. We almost made it! XD. --Haliman - Talk 22:45, 9 October 2008 (BST)

Iscariot = Moron

I think we should tie him to a tree and throw chicken sandwiches at him. -- C h e e s e 00:02, 1 October 2008 (BST)

I suggest you tie him to a lamppost with noodles and taunt him by putting a gun on the ground... don't forget to turn your back to him.--/~Rakuen~\^Talk

I Still Love Grim 23:00, 11 October 2008 (BST)

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

SA's wrecking the formatting on your paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage :'( And i can't even play in the sandpit anymore, it's been taking over by a bunch of crazy lefties hellbent on making the world a better place for everyone (except people who say 'sandbox', man i hate those guys).--x o x o 02:00, 2 October 2008 (BST)

Hey, at least I'm learning when I'm breaking stuff! Guess what Gnome? When you have that many colons, it breaks the template sig, it no longer has it's formatting, nor does it link anymore!-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 21:13, 2 October 2008 (BST)

IP checks

Re: this - If you get more than one IP result from a checkuser search on a user, it means the user is either on a dial up type connection, where their IP addy changes each time they come on line, or they're using different connections/computers (perhaps work and home or proxies) -- boxy ^{talk • i} 13:36 6 October 2008 (BST)

That was my guess, thanks boxy. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 18:27, 6 October 2008 (BST)

RE:

(sigh) If you wanted an invite, all you had to do was ask. Anyway I was getting to you...

You've been cordially invited to attend ALiM's birthday party at Club Head at 10am GMT on the 18th of October. Festivities will last for a full 24 hours. See here for more details.--Nallan (Talk) 02:19, 7 October 2008 (BST)

Awesome! The theme is "ALiM" - I know how much you love dressing up.--Nallan (Talk) 02:21, 7 October 2008 (BST)

P.S. You can invite any of the other sysops, I'm just too nervous to ask them...--Nallan (Talk) 02:23, 7 October 2008 (BST)

Ew, don't invite those downers. What was the last thing they did for ALiM? Oh that's right, decrease the lulz in a serious of vicious arby cases as documented on the 2 Cool page.--x o x o 11:27, 7 October 2008 (BST)

PKed

Sorry. You weren't on the DORIS list of cool kids. Also you had less than 50 hp, making you an easy target. I apologize for nothing. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 02:29, 7 October 2008 (BST)

If you would like to prevent this from happening I recommend joining DORIS. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 02:32, 7 October 2008 (BST)

Simple really. Joining gets you a cool sig, immunity from getting killed, and allows you to take part in mandatory events that are scheduled around the deaths of people in the real world. To get a sig I need:

Character name
Phrase briefly describing character
Title of the Populat
Image representing character.

For more information and ideas go to the DORIS age and click on Signatures to see a list of current members. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 02:35, 7 October 2008 (BST)

Misconduct

To make this as fair and equitable as possible, please vote on the decision being rendered here. Conndraka^{mod TAZM CFT} 05:56, 7 October 2008 (BST)

If you dont think it is misconduct, as your post suggests, create a header for it. Nothing has stopped anyone from doing that before. --The Grimch ^{U! E!} 18:58, 7 October 2008 (BST)

But I'm not necessarily for it not being misconduct, indifferent I suppose. And I dono, 4 - 1? -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 18:59, 7 October 2008 (BST)

Someone has to make a stand. Its usually been me. Its not a fun path, believe me. Just look at the guidelines. Read the arguments, and then make up your mind. I wont ask you to decide in my favour, i just ask that you examine the case on its merits and decide. --The Grimch ^{U! E!} 19:04, 7 October 2008 (BST)

AHLG, it's nice to see Grim being nice to you since he needs your vote. I really hope you know what you are doing with your vote.--– Nubis ^NWO 02:09, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Guess he was right: No - Weak willed, doesnt know the rules and guidelines, and is far, far too chummy with people, to the point of twisting the guidelines to try and let his pals off. He has made several terrible calls in A/VB, some of which were only barely overruled by people who decided to see sense. While he may be trustworthy to do mundane no brainer chores like deletions, moves and protections, i have zero faith in his ability to make objective impartial calls on any vandalism or misconduct case, especially when in one of the more recent hagnat ones his sole contribution was to question my motivations for bringing the case, describing them as "suspicious". I do not take kindly to slander. --The Grimch U! E! WAT! 04:18, 18 May 2008 (BST) - my bold. :( -- #99 ^DCC 07:00, 9 October 2008 (BST)

Congratulations!

...on becoming a crat! Just thought I would stop by and say good luck!--SirArgo ^Talk 01:56, 9 October 2008 (BST)

Uh, thanks! -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 18:32, 9 October 2008 (BST)

Zomgz!! Gnome you missed it all too! Grim tried to take over the wiki! =O -- C h e e s e 18:34, 9 October 2008 (BST)

He stole my plan. :( -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 18:35, 9 October 2008 (BST)

I know!! The nerve! He demoted everyone except himself and Kevan and seized executive power. :S Then Kevan fixed it and he banned himself. -- C h e e s e 18:36, 9 October 2008 (BST)

I can still see it in recent changes. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 18:39, 9 October 2008 (BST)

Lol. We should make lots of edits and wipe it from seeable memory. =p -- C h e e s e 18:41, 9 October 2008 (BST)

I kind of did that. Congrats gnome, you're plan to seize the wiki has gone perfectly. --Ross less ne s s^{Want a Location Image?} 19:01, 9 October 2008 (BST)

Congratulations dude, It couldn't have happened to a more Helpful Little Gnome than you. ;-) You have served the wiki with distinction and have been a stand up guy, really happy for you... don't let it go to your head now... *grins* --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 18:22, 12 October 2008 (BST)

ALiM Party

Gnomey can you screenshot and Iwit the party please, you seem to have been inactive for a fair while so you should have a nice big slab of it :) If you cbf screenie just iwit and i'll screenshot the classic moments later :D --x o x o 01:36, 19 October 2008 (BST)

I've logged in once or twice, but I'll leave myself inactive for a bit then take an Iwitness. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 01:51, 19 October 2008 (BST)

Thankyou kindly.--x o x o 02:36, 19 October 2008 (BST)

Here's one. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 23:53, 19 October 2008 (BST)

A zerging group

Is there anyway we can penalize a group that zergs? I have proof and everything... --Haliman - Talk 21:29, 21 October 2008 (BST)

Kill them over and over again. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 21:34, 21 October 2008 (BST)

They're a WEE bit bigger than my group... --Haliman - Talk 21:37, 21 October 2008 (BST)

In that case, you can contact another anti-zerg group to team up on them, or use superior tactics to annoy them a lot. There is also lots of zerg lists, like this one, for example. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 21:42, 21 October 2008 (BST)

They have over 1000 rating on the stat page... --Haliman - Talk 21:47, 21 October 2008 (BST)

Well, if they're a pure zerging group, they'll eventually get bored and leave (in my experience). If they try to be sneaky about their zerging, then it'll eventually come back to bite them on the ass, or they'll stop. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 21:52, 21 October 2008 (BST)

They are not pure zerging. They use zerging to get info on burbs, groups, people, etc. --Haliman - Talk 22:03, 21 October 2008 (BST)

Oh, then there's nothing you can really do about that. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 22:04, 21 October 2008 (BST)

Dammit... Ok. --Haliman - Talk 22:42, 21 October 2008 (BST)

Halman, when i'm sysop zergers will be permabanned for teh WIKIZ!!!elvn --x o x o 23:57, 21 October 2008 (BST)

Cheesy

promote him! --x o x o 10:35, 23 October 2008 (BST)

A/D

Regarding your vote on several user redirect pages i have separated the case into individual cases, if you feel so inclined please recast your vote on each page relevant to how you feel about that particular redirect being kept on the wiki. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.--x o x o 07:48, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

Save me from insanity!

Gnome. How do I make a suburb template bigger than 10 x 10, its driving me mental! --Ross less ne s s^{Want a Location Image?} 17:34, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

Which page are you talking about? -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 17:35, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

Well. Borehamwood has burbs bigger than 10*10. (Im pretty sure 15*15, but anyway, ive created Template:Bigburb but somethings gone wrong. --Ross less ne s s^{Want a Location Image?} 17:37, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

I'll take a look at it, but don't expect anything for a couple of hours. I have a 20 minute lunch and I don't work that fast... -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 17:38, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

Take your time sir, we've got a month. --Ross less ne s s^{Want a Location Image?} 17:40, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

What you need to do is add another 5

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(with proper numberings) and adjust the width and height so it's nice and even. You have enough columns, but not enough rows. If you're still having trouble, I can do it. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 20:53, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

oh yeah. cos 15*15 isn't 150 is it? Right. Once thats dine, how can i use it? At the moment im just including the template, not how to update it. --Ross less ne s s^{Want a Location Image?} 20:57, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

225. Just fill out the template the same way as the normal ones on suburb pages. If it's an exact copy of the original template, it should be the same but with more typing.-- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 20:59, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

A/PM

So what do you reckon? Yay or nay? -- C h e e s e 18:56, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

So, I know you are open to reviewing previous vandal banning cases in order to bring them up to date with this policy. Would you mind popping in to discuss it? That way, I think we can avoid the policy and address some users concerns while being fair to those who were previously banned. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule ^{School's back in session™}} 20:56, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

Wondered when we'd see this one again. =P -- C h e e s e 17:09, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

I left you strategically placed clues ;) --x o x o 23:52, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

Duplicate Text

I was wondering through the Deletions Page, and I noticed that some of the topics being discussed for deletion (even the old ones) had the same Delete or Keep votes under the "Deletion Queue", starting at the "DDR" topic and ending at the "J3D" deletion topic. I'm not sure if this is an error or a case of vandalism, I just wanted to bring this to your attention. Thanks in advance :) -- Ωmega360 ^T 00:16, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Those pages (the redirects) were originally all under one deletion request. They were moved to individual cases and the votes were copied for each one. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 00:18, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Ok thanks! just was curious, that was all! :)-- Ωmega360

^T 01:20, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

er..

may i ask whats with all the in game lookalike boxes you're creating? Or is it sooper sekrit?? --x o x o 00:45, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

I am turning my userpage into a mock Urban Dead game. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 00:46, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Creepily fast reply, wasn't it?-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:46, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Quiet pitiful underling. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 00:47, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Not until I iz made sysops.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:47, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

There, done. The new buttons are invisible to those without the gift .-- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 00:48, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

*panics about whether or not he has the gift* --x o x o 00:49, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

I also demand the gift.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:50, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Those who seek the gift will not receive it. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 00:51, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

No no, I don't seek it. You're giving it to me or I will revoke your status and kick your ass. :P -- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:52, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Then to take the gift, you must do the task. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 00:53, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

No no, I don't have to do a task I've already done in The Holy Crusades. Just give me the damned gift.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:54, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

To give you the gift, I must do the deed. I have not done the deed. I am sorry. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 00:55, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

You did it once in a forgotten lifetime my old friend. You can do it again. We must go through the proper channels, yes? :D -- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:57, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

To go through the channel to do the deed to get the gift you must sacrifice yourself to it. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 00:58, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Sire, my life is yours to command. You know that, you have always known that. I only request that you spend it wisely.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:01, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

You have the gift. But to use the gift you must gain the sight. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 01:02, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

My Sight is all seeing master.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:04, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

You have the sight to see the gift. But can you feel the gift? -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 01:05, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

I can feel the gift flowing in and out of my body, coursing through my veins, flowing around my environment. That, or its the liquid mercury they just injected into my veins.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:07, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Good. You can see and feel the gift. But the last question remains, can you think the gift? -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 01:08, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Doubt is the road to disappointment Sire. My thoughts are pure, and can except the gift with fluidity.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:09, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

You cannot. There is no gift. But do not worry, you can always try for the door. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 01:11, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

The door my liege? Help me to discover this door.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:12, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

The door is here. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 01:14, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Surely you jest Sire? The door cannot be located as easily as that can it? I must contemplate this discovery. It is too much for my mind (Read as, I'm fucking tired, and I'm taking a nap).-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:15, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Agreed. This was mighty entertaining though. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 01:16, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Aye, that it was. Reminds me of the days of fun we had back before all the cool kids left. Well, a few random people that we're cool. Well, I bid you a good night my Gnomey overlord.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:20, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Help with sig?

When I attempt to use my templated signature and add a timestamp to it, the timestamp is always in the next line with that dotted-line box around it. I think that's usually caused by putting a space at the beginning of a line, but if that's the case here, I have absolutely no idea how to fix it. Could you help, or refer me to someone who can? thanks in advance. --JA R E D^{Play the game} 20:49, 7 November 2008 (UTC) (<---that's what it looks like.)

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