Stop Real Gamer/Petition

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Dear Kevan, as a player of Urban Dead, I have decided to put up this petition, beacuse i think something has gone terribly wrong.

You have created this game so everyone can have fun, get rid of stress or whatever, anyways, just to play it and have fun. But some player, who uses alts to spam the 28.01 curses, and spams the page, so it is almost totally useless. I know that 28.01 is THE spam page, but this surely isn't what everyone wanted.

This is a small portion of what the player is broadcasting:

  1. 28.01 MHz: "rEaL gAmErZ R hErE 2 sTaY YOU n00bZ!!!! FUK U EMO LOSERZ FTW" (12 hours and 5 minutes ago)
  2. 28.01 MHz: "is going to stop us, so do what you must as time is ticking" (12 hours and 5 minutes ago)
  3. 28.01 MHz: "ALL I WANT IS TO PLAY WITH OTHER rEaL_mEn_gAmERz LOL!!! FTW!" (12 hours and 5 minutes ago)
  4. 28.01 MHz: "Bring it, fool. I got six rounds of BARBAH right here." (12 hours and 5 minutes ago)
  5. 28.01 MHz: " U FUKOZ NEED 2 LERN WOT IS IMPORTANT! rEaL_gAmER WILL PWN U" (12 hours and 5 minutes ago)
  6. 28.01 MHz: "GET UR EMO BOLLOX OUT OF MY FACE U FTL LORTE FUKRZ DDIIIEEEE" (12 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  7. 28.01 MHz: "FTW FTW FTW FTW!!!! rEAL gAmErZ PWN U n00bZ!!!! LOLOLOLOL !!" (12 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  8. 28.01 MHz: "my sweet zombie sweet zombie lover.oh" (12 hours and 3 minutes ago)
  9. 28.01 MHz: "rEaL_gAmERz FTW AGAINST $HIT SUCKING n00b SCUM LOLOLOL!! FTW" (12 hours and 3 minutes ago)
  10. 28.01 MHz: "F-U-C-K O-F-F AND DIE U CHILD!!!! I'LL BREAK UR FACE IN!!!!" (12 hours and 3 minutes ago)
  11. 28.01 MHz: " U FUKOZ NEED 2 LERN WOT IS IMPORTANT! rEaL_gAmER WILL PWN U" (12 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  12. 28.01 MHz: "WE'RE GONNA STAMP THE n00b INTO THE GUTTER!!! FTW FTW LOL!!!" (12 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  13. 28.01 MHz: "STFU x 10 YOU SAD LOSER### GO HOME AND CRY LOSER GAY ##" (12 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  14. 28.01 MHz: "STFU n00bIE n00B fUXOR!! RIKER WUD FLIP UR LAME HED OFF LOL!" (12 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  15. 28.01 MHz: "NONE OF U EVN wATCH ST:TNG LORTE!! I NO EVRTHING ABOUT IT!!" (12 hours and 1 minute ago)
  16. 28.01 MHz: "U SCUMBAG MAKE ME SICK!!! GET THE FUK OUT OF MY GAME!!! NOW!" (12 hours and 1 minute ago)
  17. 28.01 MHz: "WHERE ARE YOU LESBIAN EMO LOSERS??? U LYING SCUM" (exactly 12 hours ago)
  18. 28.01 MHz: "U STILL LISTENING TODAY### GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE YOU LYING" (11 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  19. 28.01 MHz: "$HIT FOR BRAINS MORONS! YOU SOOOO SMART!! WAT U GOT TO SAY??" (11 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  20. 28.01 MHz: "DAVE BATES### YOU ARE A SAD LOSER### FUK YOU EMO $HIT LICKER" (11 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  21. 28.01 MHz: "FUK U LOSER U THINK UR SMART COZ U WENT TO SCHOOL??? FFS!!!" (11 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  22. 28.01 MHz: "$HIT FOR BRAINS MORONS! YOU SOOOO SMART!! WAT U GOT TO SAY??" (11 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  23. 28.01 MHz: "Happy...happy joy" (11 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  24. 28.01 MHz: "WAT THIS? ANOTHER n00B? STFU DI CK HEAD" (11 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  25. 28.01 MHz: "STFU x 10 KNOB HEAD### U GOT NO RIGHT TO TALK" (11 hours and 56 minutes ago)
  26. 28.01 MHz: "I COUL D SPLIT YOUR ..." *static*"... IN TWO WITH MY WEAPON NUMB NUTS~~" (11 hours and 56 minutes ago)
  27. 28.01 MHz: "FUK ME AND EAT ME" (11 hours and 56 minutes ago)
  28. 28.01 MHz: "IM GONNA KICK UR C UNT IN BUDDY BOY!!!! LOLO FTL HOMO!!!" (11 hours and 56 minutes ago)
  29. 28.01 MHz: "F-U-C-K O-F-F AND DIE U CHILD!!!! I'LL BREAK UR FACE IN!!!!" (11 hours and 55 minutes ago)
  30. 28.01 MHz: "NO = COZ U ALL n00b ..." *static*"...OZ WHO SHOULD GROW UP + STOP CRYING!" (11 hours and 55 minutes ago)
  31. 28.01 MHz: "DO U EVN NO WOT THE SPACIAL CO-ORDINATES OF ROMULUS PRIME R?" (11 hours and 54 minutes ago)
  32. 28.01 MHz: "PROBABLY WANT 2 HAV GAY SEX WITH ME DONT U? NVR GONNA HAPPEN" (11 hours and 54 minutes ago)
  33. 28.01 MHz: "I COULD SPLIT UR FACE OFF THE STREET IF I WANTED U KNOW?!FTW" (11 hours and 54 minutes ago)
  34. 28.01 MHz: "I COUL D SPLIT YOUR ..." *static*"... IN TWO WITH MY WEAPON NUMB NUTS~~" (11 hours and 54 minutes ago)
  35. 28.01 MHz: " U FUKOZ NEED 2 LERN WOT IS IMPORTANT! rEaL_gAmER WILL PWN U" (11 hours and 54 minutes ago)
  36. 26.80 MHz: "any military checkpoints, i need ur name and cordinates" (11 hours and 54 minutes ago)
  37. 28.01 MHz: "FUK YOU n00B? WAT THE FU CK DO YOU KNOW LOSER? HOW TO CRY?" (11 hours and 53 minutes ago)
  38. 28.01 MHz: "IF U n00bz DONT STOP PLAYING MY GAME I WILL HACK UR PC!! OK?" (11 hours and 53 minutes ago)
  39. 28.01 MHz: "I said all those mean thing on the radio cause i hate myself" (11 hours and 53 minutes ago)


There is more.

I really need 28.01. for revive, pkers and gker, current zombie status, or just some chit-chat.

I know it is inappropriate to ask you to ban the player, or whatever. I'm just asking, and everyone else who signs this petition, to just "do something". I mean, ANYTHING!

Please put newer signature to the bottom

The Constitution allows us the right to free speech, but not the right to offend. There also are children who play this game.



--Savant 14:55, 26 July 2007 (BST)

--Vladimir Kosenko 2:05, 4 September 2007 (BST) Dear me, this fellow's forgotten to take their Ritalin again haven't they?

--Cash Whizdom 06:59, 21 August 2007 (BST)

--Grimfenix 9:45AM 27 July 2007 (EDT)

--Pajamas 10:11AM 2 August 2007 (EDT)

--Skritz August 3

--Adobewedge 16:07, 7 August 2007 (BST)

--Evilada 18:28, 7 August 2007 (BST)

--Whisperdale Diamante 21:00, 12 August 2007 (GMT) Holy SHIZ. I'd PK this bam's ass if I knew which account he used. The dude has "WTF" stamped all over him.

This guy has already had his ISP banned from Nexusworld for spamming, being very abusive and trying to threaten players in real-life, outside of the game. This needs monitoring, and any serious breaches need to be reported directly to Kevan. --Banokles 11:47, 11 August 2007 (BST)

--Sidestreamer 02:37, 13 August 2007 (EDT) As a dedicated PKer, even I believe that this guy's act is tired. It was funny the first two, three, perhaps even four times I read through 100+ lines of "STFU N00BZ ReAl_GaMeRz FTW!" but now, it's detracting from the joy and pleasure that I would normally have killing my fellow players inside the Thompson Mall.

---I withdraw my name from the petition. After further thought, I actually think he's Malton's most valuable asset. Sidestreamer 17:39, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

--Shinobi Jim 01:02 15 August 2007 (GMT + 1) I'm signing this too. More Shiz Here. His Profile.

--Ayumi 04:18, 15 August 2007 (BST) saria231 here, signing this too. he is a real pain in the Esel.

--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 10:29, 15 August 2007 (BST)

--Jim Bim 11:09, 16 August 2007 (GMT)

-- Sig Sauer.jpg P02 Samuel  Talk to me! Stop that asshole!PoleCatsSig Sauer.jpg 12:51, 17 August 2007 (BST) 07:06, 17 August 2007 (BST)I am canceling my first signature to show some templates I made about him. (Original text) I have had it with this guy! He spams when I need to broadcast! Somebody PK him! I'd do it, but I lack the experience. P.S. Do me a favor. When he dies, nobody revive the guy.

Banana.gif Real Gamer is an Asshole
This user or group believes that Real Gamer is a n00b, a loser, an asshole, as well as a host of unspeakable things.

He deserves to die by being stuffed with bananas in his ass. Or worse...

Banana.gif Real Gamer is an Asshole
This user or group thinks Real Gamer is an asshole and believes he needs a banana up his ass.

--Hejsa 20:25, 17 August 2007 (BST) Make him quiet, please..

--Ien 9:08 16 August 2007 (PST) Good Lord, what kind of idiot is willing to spam a broadcast system by talking to himself? People need this radio frequency for emergencies!

This is NOT a signature -- Anyone know where to find him in-game? I've got a new PKer alt who needs some experience. Also, my brother has started this page - it'd be funny to kill this guy in an amusing way and post it up there. -- Bob Fortune 10:40, 18 August 2007 (BST)

--Park avenue 14:13, 22 August 2007 (BST) Oh my God, look at his [myspace[ ]]. Seeing pics of him just makes it hilarious

This is NOT a signature - As lame, annoying, and childish as this guy is, he is unwittingly filling a vital role in the Zombie Apocalypse genre: the totally insane human. There should be a concentrated effort to hunt him down and PK him and prevent him from being revived. --Steakfish 20:55, 18 August 2007 (BST)

-- Hey! Why stick the zombies with an A-hole like that! BoboTalkClown 21:00, 19 August 2007 (BST)

This is NOT a signature - Thanks for the YBM plug, Bob -- Pavluk 14:42, 22 August 2007 (BST)

--Lunar180 11:29, 23 August 2007 (CST) Wow, get this fucker out of here! I mean, why the hell would you waste all of your AP to fuck around???

--Ban him, 'nuff said. Asshole.. Vkkhamul 19:02, 23 August 2007 (BST)

Please ban Real Gamer, he is offensive, annoying and serves no function in enriching the UD community. --Ghostmite 22:13, 23 August 2007 (BST)

--This guy is a waste of space, and he is both offensive and vulgar, as well as unreasonable. The radio channel needs to be open for real information. Gojan 24 August 2007

--Please get rid of him! Tetha2 19:42, 26 August 2007 (BST)

--Zyll GIFD Francais 20:30, 29 August 2007 (BST)

I would really like it if he would stop spamming my name over the radio. FallenAngel1101 August, 29 2007

--Aznmonkeyass99 8:47, 30 August 2007 (BST) get this n00b out of here...

Must slay the troll... --Hhal 19:11, 30 August 2007 (BST)

-- PLEASE! Ban his IP if possible! --Sabbit 18:50, 2 September 2007 (BST)

--Sabin1981 20:58, 6 September 2007 (BST) Ban this asshole. I don't care if people consider him "the obligatory insane human" - he's an asswipe and is ruining a fun game.

--Pyronics 11:32, 7 September 2007 (BST) Please, ban him, his IP and do something BAD to him!

--Marcus 1:00, 7 september 2007 His main character and spamming alts should be banned from the game, as well as his Email address. He ruins the atmosphere of the game.

-- Ditto to all of the above --Keyser666 15:29, 10 September 2007 (BST)

-- Smithy Jones 14:00 11 September 2007[BST] I just noticed this and decided that I should sign too. Text raping is bad.

--MagnusEricsson 01:50, 10 September 2007 (BST)

--DanceDanceRevolution 01:45, 12 September 2007 (BST). I think the fact this guy has a petition aginst him is funnier than the actual kid. I do remember putting this guy in my travelogue.

--Dans34 16:26, 12 September 2007 (BST) ged rid of him

--Italus 04:57, 13 September 2007 (BST) Wow.... I can't believe this guy really exists, but if I see one of his alts or him broadcasting filth, rest assured, he will be resting in the dirt quickly.

-- The man 16:41, 13 September 2007 (BST)

-- Rebel147 23:26, 15 September 2007 (BST) If no one else does anything, I'm gonna PK his ass so many times he runs out of alts.

-- Sirs 18:46, 15 September 2007 (BST) That's an impressive amount of pure B.S. Only because griefers are annoying.

-- Sirpom 05:03, 16 September 2007 (BST) Because i agree with DanceDanceRevolution

--John Raymond 23:26, 16 September 2007 (BST)

--BrickInTheHead 20:23 22 September 2007 (BST)

--Solvor here is somethign else i found funny from one of his blog entries (MY DOCTOR THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP WITH MY PTS DISORDER TO DO SOMETHING CREATIVE.) apparently, this treatment FAILED 21:24 24 September 2007 (CMT)

--Wooty 06:08, 30 September 2007 (BST)

--Liquid Uranium No single character can post this much in 2 hours. Execute this lunatic, and see if you can ban him on grounds of zerging. 21:10, 6 October 2007 (CST)

--Jazze Van Alphege Honestly, is an explanation needed? 16:37 9 October 2007 10/09/07 (EST)

--Haflinger 07:42, 12 October 2007 (BST) Lord on wheels.

--Richardhg 11:32, 29 October 2007 (UTC) This stuff is not just excessively offensive, it is offensive out of game. Nor does the sample above include the worst of the sick tirade. Nor give an indication of how much of it there is. When you log on to a site with a radio on this frequency you have to page down through pages of this drivel before you can do anything. It also renders the radio useless to those who wish to use it properly in game. It is ANTI-FUN. Please do what you can to stop it!

--Mikhos 04:45, 3 November 2007 (UTC) Even if this is too late, I'd rather be safe than sorry. Liberate the 28.01. And I have a no-douche policy. Sorry real gamer, gtfo my internets.

~A`Blue`JellyTME*V*I*L*? 05:05, 3 November 2007 (UTC) Because "Dumbass" is Fatal. Where's the Death?

--Candigrrl 18:35, 7 November 2007 (UTC) Please ban this guy, Please

--Adept Omega 17:59, 8 November 2007 (UTC) I agree that something needs to be done about this radio abuse.

--WanYao 02:21, 13 November 2007 (UTC). It could qualify as hate speech in countries which have such legislation. Crap like this NEEDS to be stopped. And just ignoring him in-game is not enough: children play this game. And, I am not usually one to get overly outta joint over this kinda stuff... but this is unconscionable...

-- Laura Juranas 19:20, 14 November 2007 (UTC) Agreed. there's too much swearing ingame.

--DJ Ross 20:31, 16 November 2007 (UTC) I really hate this guy, every time I log on my log is filled with his horrid filth.

--WOOT 05:32, 18 November 2007 (UTC) Screw him to hell...

--Murlge Gurgle The Murloc 20:02, 6 December 2007 (UTC) TAKE HIM DOWN.

--Nikzbitz 12:39, 8 December 2007 (UTC) Ban him, the quicker, the better.

--A Lost Boy 20:31, 8 December 2007 (UTC) Don't think (banning him) is possible, but it's a nice gesture. Human civilization has not discovered a complete solution to terrorism; just more terrorism. The more organized will always defeat the lesser organized.

--Nimbalo 18:34, 11 December 2007 (UTC) Why can't we ban this guy? He is being offensive, crude, annoying and is obviously zerging. The only thing I find funny about this is his repeated boasts of what he does in the military, including killing one hundred "terrorists." Too bad I can't find this guy and bludgeon him with reason... then with a good dose of shotgun shells. One line of his that really makes me laugh (at, not with) is "MY SKILLz IRL+ON CS WOULD PUT ME @ A OFFICER RNK= I WONT DIE." Ah, he actually thinks being good at CS makes him an immortal officer if he joined the army. The sad thing is, I think he means it.

--User:Smile 16:33, 11 December 2007 (UTC) I hate the "Real gamers", they are racist, offensive, and annoying! They have a bot that does that every once an a while, at least i think, but if any he should be banned for this offensive language! they just need to burn in hell...

--Raesquirrel 16:22, 12 December 2007 (UTC) I'm so sick of seeing the GREAT WALL OF TEXT from his ranting. Can his IP be banned? Something? Anything?

--Boognish 19:30, 14 December 2007 (UTC) Even if "RGZ_fut-the-wuck" is some kind of Andy Kaufman-esque parody of in-game bad behaviour, it's gone on far too long, and reached the point of Really Fucking Annoying. I support kicking 100% of his entire ass.

--Elbowhead 17:56, 20 December 2007 (UTC) PK alt found this inspirational. Can I get a permaban sandwich?

--Boris 00:58, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Yes, please! Get rid of this massive annoyance and leave our radios clear once more!

--StarmanHaxor 20:12, 31 December 2007 (UTC) We're no strangers to looove, you know the rules and so do I! Gotta make you understand... Seriously, can we ban the guy? I cant turn on that channel without getting that every other hour.

Banana.gif Real Gamer is an Asshole
This user or group thinks Real Gamer is an asshole and believes he needs a banana up his ass.

--Dawgas 01:11, 5 January 2008 (UTC) this guy sounds like some sort of failure, banning him will improve Urban Dead. Also, INFORMATION ON MY RADIO FREQUENCIES?

--H lll 02:52, 8 January 2008 (UTC)Now this is just annoying. I'm younger than him and many time smarter. And if he means what he says, than i fear for my country. I mean, more than I already did. I hope he is just joking and making fun of people he doesn't know for no reason.

--Jud Grigori 17:25, 9 January 2008 (BST) I feel like we might just be feeding the troll even further by making this petition, he's obviously being as offensive as he can to get a rise out of everybody, but something has to be done, the guy justs copys and pastes the same crap for 4 hours straight every day, how can someone actually be this deluded?

--Xavius Doom 19:33, 9 January 2008 (UTC) I'm all for the raving lunatic aspect of his character, but he's just being plain stupid hoping someone will argue with him. Get rid of him.

--Forgotten86 11:17, 23 January 2008 (UTC)Away with him and all of his crap.

--tomer 11:14AM jan,24,08 (UTC) channel 9 news team agress with this petion

--Abyzzinn 19:44 24 January 2008 (GMT) I'm usually not into this whole "ban people if there annoying" thing but this spammer really has to go.

Crod Leone 23:08, 24 January 2008 (UTC) Please get rid of him, ban him from the radio, -ANYTHING-, this person is trying to force his 'ideas' on others, and it's making me sick.

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--Difter 12:20, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

--Gamestriker4 21:37, 26 February 2008 (UTC)I'm signing this as well.By the way one of my alts found and pk'ed MILLIATARY FORCE one of his alts,that !^@%&%!@*%*(#$!!%@*%!@!$*$%#!&%#**#5 had it coming.Also I started the Spam wars which its purpose is to kill any spammers and real gamer's alts.--Gamestriker4 21:37, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

--Oliver Sykes 19:41, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

--Lord of the Pies 09:40, 20 March 2008 (UTC) I just had the pleasure of listening to one of his broadcasts just now. 36 allcaps messages, mostly ranting about how he's a 'valient military man' and how he can 'shoot a man's cock in two at 100 miles'. Judging by the times it happened around 5:30pm (GMT) on the 19th of March.

--FrozenFlame 04:42, 24 March 2008 (UTC) There's quite a bit I can tolerate in post-apocalyptic anarchy, but enough is enough.

--S.Coppins T TMS 18:04, 18 April 2008 (BST)

--((User:Destroyerofminds)) 20:42, 18 May 2008 (UTC) Griefers are annoying and this guy is exactly what he calls himself, a n00b. And with that many alts, he's probably zerging too! He can't just play the game he has to bother everyone else! Kill him and banish him to the Zombie hordes!

--TMD 02:52, 19 May 2008 (BST) Is there a policy against ethnic slurs in this game? "WTF?? U THINK HATING A COUNTRY IS NOT RACIST###LOL N'IGGER##" GO BACK TO TEH FU'CKIN POTATO FARM U DIRT N'IGGER SCUM##FTWW "F'UCKIN TOWEL HEAD SCUM##I OUTTA SHOE U IN THE C'0CKS U DIRT" --Hardcore Rockabilly 22:02, 4 October 2008 (BST) Irate, Inane, Etc, Etc. Smite him. 05:06, 7 June 2008 (BST)

--The Night on Fire 20:10, 14 June 2008 (BST) Holy crap. I can't even think of anything else to say... Ban his ass. He calls everyone else gay, but look at his MySpace.

Smite him down, with bananas! - Tayth | Talk The most compelling case for the skill that tells you what direction a radio broadcast came from. Smite this zerger! --Lexi 14:43, 2 August 2008 (BST)

--((User:VexenTheShield)) 19:00, 14 August 2008 (EST) Originally, I attempted to raise public awareness of the *Freak* But apparently, he has been doing this for a while. I wish to shut him down, permanently. Judging by the amount of AP used though, he must be using several IP addresses...

Supported. This guy is a jerk. Great templates, by the way. Or, just make it so you can add people you aren't in the same square with to your contacts so we can mute the bastard. ~ Sarpek 20:35, 15 August 2008 (BST)

You can do that already. Open their profile from any link (while logged in to your character) and use the ad to contacts link. Simple. SIM Core Map.png Swiers 21:23, 15 August 2008 (BST)

--Might be more effective to just kill him in real life...--Airborne88Zzz1.JPGT|Z.Quiz|PSS 04:22, 27 August 2008 (BST)

--Bigdaddy2 17:16, 1 October 2008 (BST)

-- --Michaleson CAPD 17:20, 1 October 2008 (BST)

--I agree with Airbone88, here Hardcore Rockabilly, Retired FAE Axes High AH RR RRF

Oh please. --ScouterTX 00:25, 5 October 2008 (BST)

--/\Haliman/\ T | P! | W! 02:15, 5 October 2008 (BST)

--Yes please, this individual needs enough meds to kill an elephant.--Garviel LokenMaltesecross2.jpgNo Pity! No Remorse! No Fear! Talk22:46, 6 October 2008 (BST)

--Sweet mother of Jesus. Where is a blunt steak knife when you need it? --Private Mark 19:31, 13 October 2008 (BST)

--I've been on Urban Dead for 2 months and I already want to drown him on a mixture of eggnog, bad vodka, and vomit. Speaking of cheap liquor...--XxFear ItselfxX 07:30, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

--Good luck with that. --Captain Rickety 05:10, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

-- Denver  5MoC 22:03, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

-- AG JJ LC 21:53, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

--Elven2006 22:34, 22 February 2009 (UTC) Kill the twit. Kill the twit. KILL THE TWIT!

--Carrion Jack 01:42, 27 August 2009 (BST) Incredibly annoying, makes the game worse for anyone who encounters him.

This shit seriously needs to come to a end.--Suff-TMS- <-- Killin' zombies! 20:00, 11 September 2009 (BST)

Please Kevan, stop this clown from ruining the game for the rest of us!~~Brennika/--Luckyme86 19:50, 11 May 2010 (BST)

Amen to the lot of ya! *signs petition* Logan fallenaxe